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  1. Dentist: wear this mouth guard for a couple of hours in the evening when you are winding down Me: looks blankly, is confused Later that night: wear it whilst doing Domestic Tasks, after about 5 minutes I start to choke. I guess I’ll just go to sleep now.
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