catehstn’s avatarcatehstn’s Twitter Archive—№ 57,718

  1. Just fell in the river which... I am going to need some time to process 💦
    1. …in reply to @catehstn
      To be clear I was not walking along the road and randomly fell in the river. I was in a kayak.
      1. …in reply to @catehstn
        I am traumatized by this whole river situation & bae won’t stop can’t stop laughing at me 😭 at least he made me a cup of tea & a bowl of cornflakes 🙈 but I did expect more sympathy 😭 My parents called thinking I had randomly fallen in a river not sure what to make of that 🤷🏻‍♀️
        1. …in reply to @catehstn
          Me: “imagine, you fall in the river and all your boyfriend does is laugh at you.” Him, giggling, “yes I can imagine that”