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Just fell in the river which... I am going to need some time to process 💦
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To be clear I was not walking along the road and randomly fell in the river. I was in a kayak.
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I am traumatized by this whole river situation & bae won’t stop can’t stop laughing at me 😭 at least he made me a cup of tea & a bowl of cornflakes 🙈 but I did expect more sympathy 😭 My parents called thinking I had randomly fallen in a river not sure what to make of that 🤷🏻♀️
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Me: “imagine, you fall in the river and all your boyfriend does is laugh at you.” Him, giggling, “yes I can imagine that”