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June 2015 — 1234 tweets

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  1. …in reply to @kwugirl
    kwugirl YES!
  2. RT kwugirl: catehstn a corollary to #1 for me is once you've analyzed a problem and made your decision amongst your doable options, be do…
  3. …in reply to @alexproaps
  4. …in reply to @osgOlivia
    osgOlivia :) 💜
  5. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden I have such great hair in Seattle. It's probably the only place in the U.S. I'd contemplate living.
  6. If you write code you need to read all of this. gembarrett/605140099014242305
  7. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett techspeakdigest did you submit that as a tweet or a blog post to our competition haha I think you deserve more points!
  8. …in reply to @bubbva
    bubbva 💜💜💜
  9. RT anarcharaccoon: Birds born in a cage think that flying is an illness.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  10. …in reply to @terriko
    terriko yikes! well done?
  11. …in reply to @gembarrett
  12. …in reply to @HalleWinkler
    Politepix 💜 🐧
  13. …in reply to @mnowster
    mnowster awwh did you enter our competition? Free tickets at least.
  14. …in reply to @HalleWinkler
    Politepix oh amazing you have the best office mates!
  15. Helpful from femgineer - Trying too hard to land a whale? buff.ly/1GgjuZc
  16. …in reply to @NextJen_HR
    NextJen_HR thanks for sharing that
  17. …in reply to @markwnek
    markwnek thanks for sharing that
  18. …in reply to @undefined
    @NerdLabYYC thanks for sharing that
  19. …in reply to @vishnurajkumarv
    VishismS thanks for sharing that
  20. …in reply to @souzamev
    souzamev thanks for sharing that
  21. …in reply to @3rdrockhome
    3rdrockhome thanks for sharing that
  22. …in reply to @boltcopywriting
    @rcallenwriter thanks for sharing that
  23. …in reply to @UOCeimt
    UOCeimt thanks for sharing that
  24. …in reply to @NoreenC_GRS
    NoreenC_GRS thanks for sharing that
  25. …in reply to @jdvier
    jdvier thanks for sharing that
  26. …in reply to @AbdulQayyum998
    @LoveCuteHearts thanks for sharing that
  27. …in reply to @undefined
    @McPanda22 thanks for sharing that
  28. …in reply to @MastermindJam
    MastermindJam thanks for sharing that
  29. …in reply to @starsseldomseen
    starsseldomseen thanks for sharing that
  30. …in reply to @thegutterwizard
    thegutterwizard thanks for sharing that
  31. …in reply to @norah_s
    norah_s thanks for sharing that
  32. …in reply to @racheljmcc
    racheljmcc thanks for sharing that
  33. …in reply to @undefined
    @MikeatHP thanks for sharing that
  34. …in reply to @DetteEsterine
    DOSFoundation thanks for sharing that
  35. …in reply to @arujmishra
    arujmishra thanks for sharing that
  36. …in reply to @FayeGelb
    UserRoadmap thanks for sharing that
  37. …in reply to @elephanttrails
    elephanttrails thanks for sharing that
  38. …in reply to @UrbinoAlex
    UrbinoAlex thanks for sharing that
  39. …in reply to @aamirx
    aamirx thanks for sharing that
  40. …in reply to @InvestStar2016
    @YBGTAX thanks for sharing that
  41. …in reply to @michaelgoldrich
    michaelgoldrich thanks for sharing that
  42. …in reply to @TheLeadDev
    TheLeadDev thanks for sharing that!
  43. …in reply to @vasiliu_dan
    vasiliu_dan thanks for sharing that
  44. …in reply to @salticidsoft
  45. …in reply to @AndrewRota
  46. …in reply to @web_goddess
  47. …in reply to @ThunderPlains
    ThunderPlains techspeakdigest :) good luck with your event!
  48. …in reply to @erickmagnus
    erickmagnus :) thanks!
  49. …in reply to @trellyzdigital
    @digitalfanclubs techspeakdigest <3
  50. …in reply to @jamison_dance
    jergason techspeakdigest ReactRally check tomorrow's edition ;)
  51. …in reply to @mobywhale
    mobywhale techspeakdigest thanks for writing it!! :) you rock!
  52. …in reply to @ThunderPlains
    ThunderPlains techspeakdigest aww awesome! We always love to hear that!
  53. …in reply to @marthakelly
    marthakelly so cute!
  54. RT anarcharaccoon: Everyday I wake up on the wrong side of capitalism.
  55. Current status: in a shivering, aching snotty heap. I guess the last couple of weeks have taken a toll.
  56. …in reply to @catehstn
    I've been so excited about being back in one of my regular gyms (kettle bells! swimming pool!) and yeah… maybe I'm not working out today :/
  57. …in reply to @catehstn
    .pilky is very practical and starts talking to me about making a will. It's so great to have such supportive friends, I can't tell you.
  58. …in reply to @catehstn
    .pilky is a good friend AND ethical. pilky/605407721983250432
  59. Cultural fit, what it really means and how it is used to discriminate - buff.ly/1I4Lhcn /via felsull
  60. …in reply to @taraclark_
  61. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage yes I want to read it!
  62. …in reply to @femgineer
    femgineer ohh I totally did the same for a bit. Nice to know I'm not alone!
  63. READ THIS! 25 Examples of Male Privilege from a Trans Guy’s Perspective - buff.ly/1HGSInz /by JamesStJamesVI
  64. …in reply to @undefined
    Feministy yeah it was a bit like… woah imagine if that wasn't normal??
  65. …in reply to @undefined
    sophaskins 💜 thanks
  66. …in reply to @judykitteh
    judykitteh pilky they don't feel very healthy but y'all are welcome to do what you will.
  67. RT jacobian: I wrote about Shanley's influence on my PyCon talk. If you liked the talk, I'd appreciate it if you'd read this: https://t.co…
  68. duncan woah! Congrats!
  69. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg 💜
  70. I had big plans today to go to the gym and not speak to anyone. Total fail on both counts.
  71. …in reply to @catehstn
    Must set the bar lower. Planning to take a day off on Friday to curl up in a ball and weep. Should be more manageable.
  72. …in reply to @Hagit
    Hagit thanks 💜
  73. …in reply to @goWomenOrg
    goWomenOrg both :)
  74. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky judykitteh good choice my friend
  75. …in reply to @SnugglePolish
    SnugglePolish 💜 thanks honey
  76. …in reply to @sandfoxthat
    sandfoxthat :) thanks!
  77. …in reply to @undefined
    MoisheL skamille is it weird that my reaction to that is "I'd like to see this talk"
  78. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
    LittleMxSurly 💜 you okay?
  79. This has become true of apps too, which makes me sad. Used to be better. craigmod/605602522032537600
  80. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage s/insanity/awesome? ;)
  81. Such a cool story! glowforge Completed its Series A with an Investor we Never Met - buff.ly/1K5oT4Z
  82. …in reply to @charlesrandall
  83. …in reply to @duncan
  84. …in reply to @lhawthorn
  85. "By the time it you need time off or some self-care, you're already depleted" buff.ly/1GiNELg /via thedesignnomad
  86. RT jergason: The ReactRally CFP is in the wonderful techspeakdigest! We are still looking for proposals, and pay travel and hotel!
  87. …in reply to @jamison_dance
    jergason ReactRally techspeakdigest awwh thank you! :) hope you get lots of excellent proposals!
  88. .wandsci "Handling harassment is not at all a straightforward thing. There is no "right" response." buff.ly/1FpHlPk /v biochembelle
  89. Even though pilky plans to harvest my kidneys when I die, he is a really good friend 💜
  90. …in reply to @catehstn
  91. …in reply to @indec
    indec travisbhartwell yes glad you got one! Would give pilky one if he needed it no force required 💜
  92. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky the rhyming makes that extra creepy
  93. …in reply to @lizhenry
    lizhenry what an ass! I am glad you won but sorry you have to deal with that 💜
  94. RT techspeakdigest: Join us on June 10 at 1pm PDT to chat about CFPs w/ droidconNYC, Droidcon Stockholm & @droidconUK! Sign up: http://t.…
  95. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky so dark 👀
  96. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky you are starting to be alarming although your commitment to recycling even humans is quite charming
  97. …in reply to @marthakelly
    marthakelly I super loved hot seat! By danshapiro but lots of stories about women.
  98. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky 💜 watch out, world.
  99. …in reply to @HalleWinkler
    Politepix late to this but works for me!!
  100. …in reply to @marthakelly
    marthakelly if there is a kitten picture relating to that thought I really want to see it
  101. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli November. Iceland.
  102. …in reply to @SnugglePolish
    SnugglePolish haha the pics with the faces encourages me to send you postcards and gifts 💜
  103. …in reply to @SnugglePolish
    SnugglePolish great colour on you!!
  104. …in reply to @SnugglePolish
    SnugglePolish accessorizing is one of my talents ;)
  105. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli lol I saw it and wondered if it was a reaction to some mansplaining ;)
  106. …in reply to @catehstn
    We have reached an agreement. Are tweets legally binding?
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  107. This is such a great idea. ashedryden/605843484658917377
  108. …in reply to @SnugglePolish
  109. …in reply to @SnugglePolish
    SnugglePolish I super appreciate you! Small gifts and postcards is the least I can do!
  110. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli someone, somewhere needed to be shhhh'd. Somehow, you knew.
  111. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli August, Seattle. I am coming.
  112. …in reply to @macbookjockey
  113. RT thecoderlife: Programmer' Hardest tasks- #coderlife #programming #Developers
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  114. RT chrismessina: Guys, don't ever fuck up if you work at Medium.
  115. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli 💜💜💜
  116. …in reply to @lara_hogan
    lara_hogan mrtazz oh my god sloth orphanage sounds amazing field trip!!
  117. …in reply to @PatrickHerd
    PatrickHerd this sounds like normal programming to me
  118. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy only once so far but I only just got up.
  119. …in reply to @PatrickHerd
    PatrickHerd probably not you are just less used to it!
  120. I'm not here for the latest google homogeneity numbers. What I've been counting is how many smart, capable, experienced women have left.
  121. …in reply to @catehstn
    Obviously I don't hear about all of them but there have been many. I hope they are all as happy and fulfilled in that decision as I am.
  122. Spent the morning playing CFO and now I am on top of Paperwork and can cooooooooode yay!
  123. …in reply to @catehstn
    IDK if there's a word for "fear of forms" (probably in German) but that is what I have. Being indie means having to confront it regularly.
  124. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage hahaha amazing. But is there a word for fear of forms?
  125. …in reply to @TheLeadDev
    TheLeadDev haha there was actual paper this morning! A copy off my passport, a letter from the tax man, and a pile of receipts!!
  126. RT TheLeadDev: catehstn Papyrophobia is the fear of paper – which could tenuously be extended to paperwork ;)
  127. …in reply to @lara_hogan
    lara_hogan mrtazz so down where is it?
  128. …in reply to @mrtazz
    mrtazz roidrage german compound word! :)
  129. …in reply to @lara_hogan
    lara_hogan if only I had known I could have gone there in May…
  130. Swearing Off the Modern Man - buff.ly/1FpMkQb /via triketora
  131. kerrizor hey do you mind if I DM you about something?
  132. "Only a few corporations recruit bright people, develop them into stars, and do everything possible to retain them." buff.ly/1dcKafY
  133. GREEN ALL THE THINGS! GREEN!!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  134. Woah amazing - The Root Bridges of Cherrapunji - buff.ly/1dKiW1n /via sundress
  135. …in reply to @undefined
    HaydenTh rescue time!!
  136. RT pilky: "I think you would make an excellent penguin!" - catehstn
  137. "I was basically being a human diff tool." ~pilky
  138. …in reply to @gembarrett
  139. RT SaraJChipps: This is the most beautiful mourning I have ever read, so touching and raw. There aren't words. facebook.com/sheryl/posts/10155617891025177?utm_content=buffereedf0&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
  140. RT kerrizor: If you're at all interested in public speaking, you should be subscribed to techspeakdigest techspeak.email
  141. Concocting plans for future-Cate that may be the end of all Cates everywhere.
  142. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg I see coc as a minimum rather than anything that really implies safety. The absence is telling tho.
  143. …in reply to @catehstn
    Au contraire I am very optimistic about future-Cate's capabilities. Possibly too optimistic. dantoml/606216704839041024
  144. …in reply to @catehstn
    We don't know that. Most Cates appreciate a challenge. pilky/606217730912620544
  145. NatDudley starsandrobots you two should meet whilst Nat is in SF.
  146. …in reply to @indec
    indec no...? Would this help or harm future-cate?
  147. RT LianaBrooks: THIS! This is what women feel when they read Classic SF. THIS is what we are trying to move away from. http://t.co/cZKG4S…
  148. RT lindseybieda: Please do not disturb the bread
  149. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager 💜💜💜 that sucks I am so sorry.
  150. …in reply to @lindseybieda
    lindseybieda SO TRUE
  151. …in reply to @betsythemuffin
    betsythemuffin Lolsob on this comment. True of so many things! 💜
  152. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager I should have told you! But the Aussie one is sooooo quick at least :)
  153. So exciting! The boss (me) paid the minion (also me) their first paycheque. The minion celebrated by booking a flight to Croatia.
  154. Updated iOS Unit Testing workshop with better instructions for handling submodules (thanks lizmrush for suggestion!) buff.ly/1BLIGPT
  155. …in reply to @catehstn
    If you already have a copy and want the update ping me - I'll send it over :)
  156. …in reply to @BrewDonkeyOtt
    BrewDonkeyOtt thanks :)
  157. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky mostgood ooh lovely!
  158. "When the roof is leaking, that's when you'll get several continuous nights of rain." Chinese proverb, much more descriptive thanks chiuki.
  159. If you entered the techspeakdigest competition you should have an email from me! Thanks everyone who entered!
  160. "I’ve rescheduled, postponed, and even canceled so many OMG CRITICAL things… the world has never ended." buff.ly/1Q7bXAC
  161. Computer is about to be shut, and will stay that way until Saturday. I *desperately* need a break.
  162. …in reply to @zara_p
  163. …in reply to @pardel
    pardel haha maybe 10am? :)
  164. Such a sleepy hodgeheg lindseybieda/606468687487377408
  165. I love this, not your usual inspiration-porn - How to Find Your Place in the World After Graduation - buff.ly/1eR2RXH
  166. RT inclusivetools: 🎉 ICYMI: there are 2 tickets to IOSDEVUK up for grabs! Support inclusivetools and go to the best iOS conf in Wales! h…
  167. Last season of gossip girl! Oh so dramatic!
  168. …in reply to @thatludi
    @lu__di :)
  169. …in reply to @alexproaps
  170. …in reply to @UMI_Global
    dionysusglobal thanks for sharing that
  171. …in reply to @TreyPoint
    TreyPoint thanks for sharing that
  172. …in reply to @solojavier
    solojavier thanks for sharing that
  173. …in reply to @katielauraives
    katielauraives thanks for sharing that
  174. …in reply to @tombrunberg
    tombrunberg thanks for sharing that
  175. …in reply to @swapzit
    swapzit thanks for sharing that
  176. …in reply to @wearegrow
    wearegrow thanks for sharing that
  177. …in reply to @RickQChin
    RickQChin thanks for sharing that
  178. …in reply to @MdCplus
    MdCplus thanks for sharing that
  179. …in reply to @Acmemediawerks
    Acmemediawerks thanks for sharing that
  180. …in reply to @TiEMumbai
    TiEMumbai thanks for sharing that
  181. …in reply to @GAMEStds
    GAMEStds thanks for sharing that
  182. …in reply to @hr4salons
    @Loop_HR thanks for sharing that
  183. …in reply to @RachelJCross
    RachelJCross thanks for sharing that
  184. …in reply to @LizRichardsonPR
    LizRichardsonPR thanks for sharing that
  185. …in reply to @SAdeRonde
    SAdeRonde thanks for sharing that
  186. …in reply to @OhHeyTherese
    OhHeyTherese thanks for sharing that
  187. …in reply to @9thArtCom
    9thArtCom thanks for sharing that
  188. …in reply to @mattnesci
    mattnesci thanks for sharing that
  189. …in reply to @kumarmangla
    kumarmangla thanks for sharing that
  190. …in reply to @BBBEasternNC
    @BBBRaleigh thanks for sharing that
  191. Cardio and gossip girl: basically magic. For best results, remember to eat dinner.
  192. …in reply to @RickQChin
    RickQChin it is a great book!
  193. Me: "I'm having positive thoughts about cooking." My mom pulls a face. Clearly she is not having positive thoughts about me cooking.
  194. Feels super weird that ghc registration opened and I didn't immediately buy a ticket! But I don't know if I'll be there this year :/
  195. My mom: "I found my keys!!!" Me: "I knew they would show up." Her: "They didn't show up I had to look for them."
  196. …in reply to @taraclark_
  197. I am so excited about this! theleaddev/606748691001679873
  198. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett bad blood? Been stuck in my head all week.
  199. …in reply to @judykitteh
  200. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
    LittleMxSurly 💜 so glad you are not
  201. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage 💜 thanks!!! Can't wait to see you and skamille :)
  202. …in reply to @dianakimball
    dianakimball lolling so hard at this 💜
  203. …in reply to @TheLeadDev
  204. RT danielpunkass: IANAL but everybody I’m arguing with on Twitter is, apparently.
  205. RT caitie: I'm sorry but this office dog is just not a good cultural fit for our startup
  206. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
  207. Postcards from Easter island appear to be arriving. Tweet when you get yours!! 💜📬💌🌍
  208. …in reply to @zenigel
    zenigel yay!!! :)
  209. 10 seems like an overstatement here.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  210. At a garden centre in rural Leicestershire today. Probably the most unexpected place I've been so far this year.
  211. No idea who this bloke is but hilarious - If Bernard Black Quotes Were Motivational Posters - buff.ly/1BM5e2Z /via scarerkite
  212. …in reply to @janl
    janl something between "support" and "force" like maybe... Enable? Encourage?
  213. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg 💜 stay safe
  214. …in reply to @janl
    janl yep me too
  215. …in reply to @mnowster
  216. …in reply to @janl
    janl mnowster haha when I am next in Berlin we can start with season 1 episode 1.
  217. "simply reducing the amount of time you spend at work is not sufficient for creating a life" buff.ly/1FB3YAy
  218. .chiuki convinces me to break laws of physics and then comments "don't die. you are always threatening to die, it is a thing that you do."
  219. …in reply to @hypatiadotca
  220. …in reply to @shanley
    shanley that is awesome. Congrats!
  221. I love this owl so much. trodrigues/606827257462685697
  222. My sister wants to watch the wedding video a third time. I say, go and watch it with milly (the cat). Her husband says "trust me, we have."
  223. …in reply to @catehstn
    This man once said "we're not weird cat people, we don't post pictures of her on the Internet"
  224. RT hmason: I'm so excited that I'll be giving the opening keynote at this years Grace Hopper Conference. Thanks, anitaborg_org! http://t.…
  225. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro HotSeatBook that is so cool!!
  226. Tres exciting I ordered my birthday present finally (yes my birthday was a while ago, this is how busy I have been).
  227. …in reply to @WendyHarris82
    @WRadfordGaby iPhone 6! :)
  228. RT lccarson: catehstn Is it an owl?
  229. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson sadly not an owl. a new iPhone :)
  230. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager yet more evidence that I need a wife.
  231. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler 💜💜💜💜💜
  232. I have a desk! And a monitor! And a deflated bouncy ball! Today: rest and recharge. Feeling 10x better. Tomorrow: get shit done.
  233. …in reply to @catehstn
    One thing being indie had given me is the opportunity to abandon the 7 day week and embrace a 6 day one instead. It's awesome.
  234. …in reply to @catehstn
    Benefits: extra weeks in the year, going to museums in quiet times. Downsides: sometimes takes some explaining, going to museums alone.
  235. …in reply to @catehstn
    Although actually I love going to museums alone. So really it's all win.
  236. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords yeah I love doing things with people but i am happy to do things alone.
  237. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager hahahahahaha yes I totally need someone running my life. I have delegated ~20% to my travel agent.
  238. …in reply to @electricland
    electricland I work 5 days on 1 day off. Basically found 6/1 too much. But 5/1 is okay!
  239. …in reply to @SnugglePolish
  240. …in reply to @ScottMuc
    ScottMuc oh "I'm not working on X day I operate on a 6 day week"
  241. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden ooh yes :)
  242. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager this was the promise of siri...
  243. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
  244. …in reply to @electricland
    electricland people I work with - have a 4 day overlap, its fine. And I like working weekends because so productive.
  245. …in reply to @catehstn
    electricland but def it's easier/possible single.
  246. You Can't Fool Owls - buff.ly/1Mvn2pq /via janl
  247. …in reply to @melle
    melle amazing!! i am psyched :D
  248. …in reply to @catehstn
    melle thanks :)
  249. So excited! 25 Things to See and Experience in Croatia - buff.ly/1JuJLDP /via melle
  250. …in reply to @leapingwoman
  251. RT mostgood: I have a project on Kickstarter and it has a crazy stretch goal, let’s make it happen: bit.ly/inclusivetools
  252. …in reply to @NatDudley
    NatDudley apply anyway <3
  253. …in reply to @danielpunkass
    danielpunkass macdevnet VANCOUVER I have experimented extensively - it's the best place to clear US customs.
  254. …in reply to @EricaJoy
  255. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro there's a book I really liked recently but I hear it's out of print ;)
  256. This is awesome and/or terrifying - The Underhanded C Contest buff.ly/1RVafj1 /via lizhenry
  257. …in reply to @the_huntswoman
    @ceohunty raccoons!
  258. Finally we have one page to collect the nice things people say about techspeakdigest - buff.ly/1Hf2AsH
  259. I really only have two coping strategies. Cardio... and leaving the country.
  260. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager 💜💜💜💜💜
  261. …in reply to @EricaJoy
  262. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy have you read whistling Vivaldi? It starts with a story like that.
  263. …in reply to @HalleWinkler
    Politepix raccoons are part of the joy of every day life!
  264. …in reply to @opendna
  265. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky I don't have time to leave the country and the gym just closed so idk.
  266. .Jawbone convinced me to have a replacement move instead of band. I forgave it the hideousness, and even the lack of smart alarm...
  267. …in reply to @catehstn
    ... But the battery only lasted 2 months. I just want a non-hideous activity tracker that functions as an alarm WHY IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK.
  268. …in reply to @catehstn
    Meanwhile my longest lasting Nike fuel band has is at ~18 months. But the Bluetooth doesn't work because of course it doesn't.
  269. …in reply to @catehstn
    These are my thoughts on the state of wearables. Carry on.
  270. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords the pool is closed! And I don't have time to leave the country! All out of coping until tomorrow.
  271. …in reply to @tayatranscends
    @darkpawH oh these have year warranties so I've mostly just been swapping them over.
  272. …in reply to @aliciatweet
    aliciatweet omg love Copenhagen! How long are you there for?
  273. …in reply to @kbladow
    kbladow hmm the smart watch one is pretty but I actively don't want a smart watch :/ will consider - thanks.
  274. …in reply to @tayatranscends
    @darkpawH :( yeah this one only has 3 months now but anyway I HATE IT.
  275. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords haha yeah that is another good one. May just go to sleep.
  276. …in reply to @aliciatweet
    aliciatweet oh lovely! I adore Tivoli gardens and Stix and sushi! Also there is a degas ballerina which is BEAUTIFUL.
  277. …in reply to @piewords
  278. …in reply to @steveyd78
    steveyd78 oh that would be so cool...
  279. …in reply to @aliciatweet
    aliciatweet oh yay did you have fun? Stix amazing!!! So great!!! And the degas is at the glyphotek. One of my favourite pieces of art.
  280. …in reply to @catehstn
    Actually my attempt to rage-buy the new Jawbone up 2 is thwarted by discount code they sent me not working. Ai. All I want is an alarm.
  281. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td haha that would be cool! Have you seen jewelibots?
  282. …in reply to @steveyd78
    steveyd78 hahaha just hyperactivity and swimming ;)
  283. …in reply to @WinDroidGuy
  284. …in reply to @aliciatweet
    aliciatweet :) enjoy! Sorry for unsolicited travel tips I just LOVE Copenhagen!
  285. …in reply to @steveyd78
    steveyd78 hahaha :)
  286. …in reply to @indec
    indec swim for the mountains
  287. …in reply to @undefined
    MoisheL ooh I haven't had a bicycle since mine was stolen in Canada and I decided to move to Australia.
  288. …in reply to @kronda
    kronda tx for the heads up :) done!
  289. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager chiuki woah what language is that?
  290. …in reply to @indec
    indec MoisheL exactly.
  291. …in reply to @catehstn
    indec MoisheL If I could decide where to live I could have another one…
  292. …in reply to @kronda
    kronda pdxj CuteEmergency omg amazing the feet!!!!!
  293. This breaks my heart - Kalief Browder, 1993–2015 - buff.ly/1FKXDTh
  294. …in reply to @zenigel
  295. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager chiuki I thought Latin! But I also thought too edgey a phrase for Latin... TIL!
  296. …in reply to @CatSwetel
  297. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy :( <3
  298. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy yesssss please do this!
  299. My iOS simulator seems to have stopped working. It's like a passive aggressive message that I should be watching the keynote not working.
  300. This owl isn't angry, just offended. buff.ly/1Ip5BW4
  301. Finished working before 9pm which I think means I'm winning at life... Or at least losing less than last week.
  302. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage notes app on my iPhone. Then they are on my computer for me to turn into a blog post.
  303. …in reply to @shanley
    shanley 💜 I hope you feel better soon!
  304. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy there's a newsletter!!!! To help you! techspeakdigest I want to hear you tell your stories 💜
  305. RT glowforge: You shouldn't have to ask: talking about open and inclusive insurance at Glowforge. glowforge.com/blog/shouldnt-have-to-ask-open-and-inclusive-insurance/ Please RT so othe…
  306. So excited because tomorrow I get to watch the final two episodes of gossip girl!!!
  307. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli yes!! And then!! Kardashians season 10! I am excited for caitlyn's debut.
  308. Next edition of techspeakdigest tomorrow! Winners, exciting content, inspiration, next webinar. Not subscribed yet? techspeak.email
  309. When commenting out code, don't write why, just leave a ":)" face. That way the next developer will smile and not be at all worried by it.
  310. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille do they mean taking stuff out of the app and putting it in the server to guarantee a shit offline/slow connection experience?
  311. Putting your view code in a nib leaves more room for code in your .m file. Last one to 1500LOC is a rotten egg.
  312. RT macaronique: catehstn jamesthomson if Unicode is supported, spice it up a little with the occasional 😼, 👽, 💀, or 💩. Coders enjoy vari…
  313. RT iwasleeg: Remember that the only code your tests need to cover is any code you require to work.
  314. …in reply to @techblokedotcom
    techblokedotcom thelucea macaronique don't mind smiley faces but ONLY smiley places makes me mad.
  315. …in reply to @techblokedotcom
    techblokedotcom macaronique thelucea in this case it wasn't me, I inherited a giant mess that wouldn't compile. catehstn/585842359650414592
  316. …in reply to @macaronique
  317. …in reply to @fox
    fox realtimeconf techspeakdigest chiuki looks like an awesome event! GL!
  318. …in reply to @paigecrum
  319. …in reply to @rachelandrew
  320. …in reply to @mobywhale
  321. …in reply to @undefined
    JuneSee haha :)
  322. RT anarcharaccoon: "The most vital right is to love and be loved."
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  323. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille oh interesting is this Android / iOS / both?
  324. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora skip straight ahead to dying alone. I'm down.
  325. …in reply to @shawnacscott
    shawnacscott are you okay?
  326. RT rachelandrew: if you speak/want to speak at conferences I can recommend techspeakdigest for CfP info and advice. Sign up here http://t…
  327. …in reply to @louielouie
  328. …in reply to @shawnacscott
    shawnacscott I'm sorry honey those are rough :( <3
  329. …in reply to @kangarara
    kangarara you can do it! Remember it's not the 15% this year - it's how it builds up over time.
  330. …in reply to @gepot1
    gepot1 thanks for sharing that
  331. …in reply to @MindiRRosser
    @MindiZone thanks for sharing that
  332. …in reply to @uxfeed
    uxfeed thanks for sharing that
  333. …in reply to @MarkLNoel
    MarkLNoel thanks for sharing that
  334. …in reply to @uxcounts
    uxcounts thanks for sharing that
  335. …in reply to @DMcKay
    DMcKay thanks for sharing that
  336. …in reply to @juljacqus
    @julienjacques thanks for sharing that
  337. …in reply to @TOMOPortfolio
    TOMOPortfolio thanks for sharing that
  338. …in reply to @coffeepoweredby
    coffeepoweredby thanks for sharing that
  339. …in reply to @shyhoof
    shyhoof thank you so much! I really appreciate you sharing it, too :)
  340. …in reply to @usabilitycounts
    usabilitycounts thanks for sharing that
  341. …in reply to @miniver
    miniver thanks for sharing that
  342. …in reply to @uxfeed
    uxfeed thanks for sharing that
  343. …in reply to @markdrasutis
    markdrasutis thanks for sharing that
  344. …in reply to @Rattbyte
    Rattbyte thanks for sharing that
  345. …in reply to @oliverdaff
    oliverdaff thanks for sharing that
  346. …in reply to @Slingshotsv
    Slingshotsv thanks for sharing that
  347. …in reply to @EclipseWebDev
    @doreydesign thanks for sharing that
  348. …in reply to @sccb_sambee
    @sambalasolla thanks for sharing that
  349. …in reply to @undefined
    JeffCarroll thanks for sharing that
  350. …in reply to @leslieowensby
    leslieowensby thanks for sharing that
  351. …in reply to @coinanalysis_
    @ramandatriputra thanks for sharing that
  352. …in reply to @YourRecruit
    YourRecruit thanks for sharing that
  353. …in reply to @TOMOBrokerage
    @BrokerageTOMO thanks for sharing that
  354. …in reply to @miniver
    miniver thanks for sharing that
  355. …in reply to @mikemccalley
    mikemccalley thanks for sharing that
  356. …in reply to @undefined
    @mrappdesign thanks for sharing that
  357. …in reply to @cvandeneede
    cvandeneede thanks for sharing that
  358. …in reply to @danmcdonough
    danmcdonough thanks for sharing that
  359. …in reply to @rowantoluo
    rowantoluo thanks for sharing that
  360. …in reply to @undefined
    @Pansofica thanks for sharing that
  361. …in reply to @brianmartinuk
    brianmartinuk thanks for sharing that
  362. …in reply to @kawaita
    kawaita thanks for sharing that
  363. …in reply to @MyBurnKeto
    @kellinelson54 thanks for sharing that
  364. …in reply to @rishonan
    rishonan thanks for sharing that
  365. …in reply to @gailcarmichael
    gailcarmichael hey I don't have anything. catehuston at gmail ?
  366. …in reply to @stewartritchie
    stewartritchie cool I'll have a look! Thanks.
  367. …in reply to @gailcarmichael
    gailcarmichael nope :/ resend?
  368. …in reply to @gailcarmichael
    gailcarmichael i am replying now :)
  369. …in reply to @undefined
    @pansofica I wrote it :)
  370. Love that 3% conf has made a version of the BetterAllies bingo card for advertising!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  371. …in reply to @undefined
    @Pansofica awwh thanks!
  372. …in reply to @undefined
  373. …in reply to @kangarara
    kangarara yay!!!!!
  374. Gossip girl!!!!! It ended!!!!!!!!!! I need to watch it again!!!!!!!!
  375. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also I had no idea chuck bass is actually British.
  376. …in reply to @kangarara
    kangarara :( I'm sorry.
  377. …in reply to @sharonw
    sharonw holdenkarau AltConference oh I hope there will be notes on this!
  378. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg possibly my favorite tweet of yours, ever.
  379. My new metric for busy is - if a new iPhone arrived, would you have time to unbox it? Because today mine arrived. It is still boxed.
  380. …in reply to @ErinLouise
  381. …in reply to @kangarara
    kangarara :( I am still cheering for you!
  382. …in reply to @theophani
    theophani lol :)
  383. …in reply to @smiffy
    smiffy hahaha yeah
  384. …in reply to @ashedryden
  385. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy EXCITING
  386. …in reply to @brendam
    brendam jo_miller SouthBondi it's also just lazy. I'm happy to republish my work on places that ask permission and credit appropriately.
  387. Wow SouthBondi is classy. Took my work published on jo_miller's site, published it without permission, and then blocked us both.
  388. …in reply to @catehstn
    WHERE WILL I GO TO GET MY BLATANTLY PLAGIARIZED WISDOM NOW SouthBondi?
  389. …in reply to @mnowster
    mnowster par for the course on the internet, which is an awful place. Can I go back to easter island? :/
  390. …in reply to @rynchantress
  391. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller burrrrrrn!
  392. …in reply to @mnowster
  393. …in reply to @MindiRRosser
    @MindiZone I wrote it :)
  394. …in reply to @MindiRRosser
    @MindiZone :)
  395. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden <3 that sounds great. Can I come?
  396. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
    LittleMxSurly did you see the latest glowforge blog post? They were transparent about their health coverage and may have some sources.
  397. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden everything i need :)
  398. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml oh love grove wish I could :)
  399. …in reply to @aliciatweet
    aliciatweet awesome!!! Yeah I love Copenhagen :) you can come back!
  400. …in reply to @catehstn
    aliciatweet Copenhagen has a special place in my heart because it's where chiuki and I came up with techspeakdigest
  401. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille present camille pays for past camille's optimism
  402. TFW I'm like "yay I am off tomorrow" and realise… I really need to reply to the emails ignored since last week before I finish today.
  403. RT SaraJChipps: Fairly excited for the Singularity as I'm 100% sure all the robots will have crushes on me.
  404. …in reply to @meffer
    meffer haha for me off means I don't touch a computer. There is no other way to take a break.
  405. …in reply to @chiuki
    chiuki aliciatweet we could just move to Copenhagen and start a feminist hacker commune.
  406. RT stillinbeta: Seize the means of production! But seize the means of staging first, to make sure it'll work
  407. iPhone status: still in the box catehstn/608406786643763203
  408. RT anarcharaccoon: I'm not truly free until all are free.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  409. RT techspeakdigest: Thanks droidconNYC, Droidcon Stockholm and @DroidconUK for your insights! Watch our hangout: https://t.co/T82vVlyWTZ
  410. …in reply to @aliciatweet
    aliciatweet chiuki you don't need to look it up to know it's cheaper!
  411. …in reply to @jollino
    jollino by working 10-12 hour days and being too tired to care. I plan to open it before I pass out today though.
  412. …in reply to @girlgerms
    girlgerms ooh are you going anywhere exciting?
  413. …in reply to @girlgerms
  414. …in reply to @piewords
  415. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
    LittleMxSurly awesome!
  416. …in reply to @radiomorillo
    steveklabnik can't see what you need but happy to help anyone radiomorillo recommends. Catehuston AT gmail.
  417. melle happy birthday!
  418. …in reply to @judykitteh
  419. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg there was that thing that blocked you if you followed any two people from a short list. So maybe that :/
  420. RT freebsdgirl: How does a successful career work? What are friends? How do adults talk to each other? GamerGate will never know :( http:/…
  421. RT miggiesmalls: Whoa, lady, seems like some outdated thi- oh, she tagged it #imnotracist, never mind, she was just keeping it real. http:…
  422. That last RT. Do people not know "I am not racist" actually means "I am horribly racist but won't admit it."
  423. …in reply to @catehstn
  424. …in reply to @catehstn
    I have a new iPhone. It is beautiful. I also have a new phone number but Twitter handle still same so don't think I need to update anyone.
  425. …in reply to @catehstn
    With nexus 5 for comparison yes I like my cases purple.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  426. No women in science? Obviously a pipeline problem and not the result of self-proclaimed chauvinists. Carry on. buff.ly/1KqQxK0
  427. …in reply to @knitterjp
    knitterjp web_goddess awwh thanks :)
  428. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage hello!
  429. The thing about an environment where the main thing you are learning is survival skills: what are you /not/ learning as a result?
  430. …in reply to @catehstn
    If 80% of "feedback" you get is driven by your manager being a misogynist control freak do you think you pick out the useful 20%? Unlikely.
  431. …in reply to @catehstn
    If 80% of the feedback you get is really gendered or racial how do you incorporate that? And if you manage to - what does that do to you?
  432. …in reply to @catehstn
    Because the truth is that a lot of the ways we learn to "cope" don't work in a healthy environment.
  433. …in reply to @rynchantress
    BeerOps yeah I had this huge fear that I couldn't deal in a healthy environment. But lately I am more optimistic.
  434. …in reply to @HalleWinkler
    Politepix or you listen, which is possibly worse in the long run.
  435. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg yeah exactly. Thanks. I'm glad you felt safe and learned something!
  436. …in reply to @lesliegeek
  437. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg oh that is cool. Most appealing thing I have heard so far on recurse center.
  438. …in reply to @roidrage
  439. RT roidrage: Ending the day with purchasing my ticket for the TheLeadDev because skamille, catehstn and orenellenbogen: http://t.co/XT…
  440. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler totes fab though!
  441. RT chiuki: The techspeakdigest Droidcon hangout was jam-packed with advice for speakers. Great for #sketchnoting! (hint hint) http://t.co…
  442. …in reply to @aimafidon
    aimafidon you okay babe?
  443. …in reply to @_mbdr_
    @maruthven JasnTru grisuy lolling so hard
  444. RT maruthven: catehstn JasnTru grisuy to be fair he probably wasn't old for most of the time he was formulating his separate lab theory
  445. …in reply to @anaredmond
    anaredmond chiuki techspeakdigest yes that was an awesome tip!
  446. RT JasnTru: @maruthven @catehstn @grisuy I'm sure he spent 40 years "collecting evidence" and "analyzing data." Do my p-values make my ass…
  447. …in reply to @aimafidon
    aimafidon eeeeeee!!!!
  448. …in reply to @curchew
    curchew thanks for sharing that
  449. Yes. roidrage lays it down - Why Hiring for "Culture Fit" Hurts Your Culture - buff.ly/1GvQRoX
  450. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
  451. Embracing this hermit lifestyle where 4sq is just tracking the last day I forgot to check into the gym.
  452. …in reply to @catehstn
    Feels good though. Made it through the week of just wanting to eat everything in sight and now feel super energized! Doing the double today!
  453. RT EricaJoy: The Twitter CEO search committee is looking for someone who really loves & uses the product. So that rules out just about all…
  454. RT AusterityOwl: What the bourgeoisie therefore produces, above all, are its own grave-diggers
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  455. …in reply to @mostgood
    mostgood woah!
  456. …in reply to @micheletitolo
  457. …in reply to @alexproaps
    alexproaps so great! Congrats!
  458. Debugging autolayout code. Why is it not there? Why is it taking space but not red? Why am I? What is view? 42?
  459. Jeez people empathy doesn't mean identify. Spent lots of time in other places, learned, empathized with their culture. Still a white woman.
  460. …in reply to @nkkl
    nkkl where is "I never thought about this because it is none of my business"? I did notice you are shorter than me tho.
  461. …in reply to @catehstn
    nkkl this pleased me because I would like to be a tall person but most people towering over me reminds me that is not true.
  462. …in reply to @undefined
    Feministy well when you live in Canada you learn every occasion where you should be apologizing. Sorry i wasn't clearer.
  463. …in reply to @undefined
    Feministy sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Wear sunscreen. Learned that one in australia.
  464. RT piewords: catehstn Yes. 42
  465. Having doubts about putting Branson pickle on a bbq pulled pork sandwich and then I realized I'm British I can put pickle on anything.
  466. …in reply to @roidrage
  467. …in reply to @HalleWinkler
    Politepix i like to imagine your animal friends helped!
  468. …in reply to @HalleWinkler
    Politepix hahahaha :)
  469. …in reply to @HalleWinkler
    Politepix you are awesome
  470. …in reply to @duncan
    duncan is that the Woodmark? I think I recognise that view...
  471. …in reply to @duncan
    duncan :) nice!
  472. Famous Speech Friday: Kron & Tesori's unseen Tony Awards speech -buff.ly/1I8PskU /by dontgetcaught
  473. …in reply to @bubbva
    bubbva haha of course! he's british!
  474. …in reply to @bubbva
    bubbva hahahaha yeah ;)
  475. …in reply to @bubbva
    bubbva it's not a cheese sandwich without pickle.
  476. …in reply to @judykitteh
    judykitteh happy birthday, fabulous creature! <3
  477. OK I get that I needed a capital V, auto layout. But isn’t that something that like... deserves an error message? No? OK then.
  478. …in reply to @catehstn
    Autolayout please, we agree on what errors are. I promise. All I ask is that you communicate. Please? **sobs**
  479. …in reply to @judykitteh
  480. At that point in debugging where I discover the problem is things I commented out trying to figure out what was going on...
  481. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also when having problems in autolayout the answer is ALWAYS another view.
  482. …in reply to @HalleWinkler
    Politepix Damnit really regretting not being in Berlin rn. These could be my new best friends!
  483. …in reply to @dontgetcaught
    dontgetcaught oh dear you know I was gonna be someone who sent long DMs :/
  484. …in reply to @catehstn
    dontgetcaught I thought I would finally get to abandon email. But for you! I will email.
  485. …in reply to @dontgetcaught
    dontgetcaught yay I like to feel special thanks for indulging me
  486. …in reply to @dontgetcaught
    dontgetcaught I'm in the UK. Very boring lately. Croatia at the end of the month. How/where are you?
  487. …in reply to @dontgetcaught
    dontgetcaught you were in SV?! I'm so sorry.
  488. The worlds fluffiest animal? Discuss. teddybIess/609127671818252289
  489. …in reply to @dontgetcaught
  490. RT skamille: Glad to see EricaJoy get the attribution she deserves ftrain/609545265733873664
  491. "we ask if we’re the kind of person who knows about such matters – or ought to know about such matters" buff.ly/1GAV9eT
  492. …in reply to @segdeha
    segdeha !!!!!
  493. …in reply to @chiuki
  494. Man Tax - buff.ly/1FRCOX1
  495. RT chiuki: Wanna level up on my public speaking, so I proposed to keynote at #DroidconNYC: droidcon.nyc/2015/dcnyc/20083/ RT If you think it's a …
  496. …in reply to @HalleWinkler
    Politepix why am I not in Berlin. Why.
  497. I am all caught up with the kardashians y'all! What next? Good wife? Covert affairs? Hart of Dixie? Maybe time to start the west wing...
  498. …in reply to @catehstn
    Back in the gym so my TV watching is ON TRACK to at least 2 episodes a day.
  499. …in reply to @catehstn
    Started on the west wing because I didn't have to move and wow it is vintage - they have pagers!
  500. …in reply to @trodrigues
    trodrigues there is a press conference happening and people have notepads.
  501. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson oh yes there was such a phone!
  502. …in reply to @undefined
    zenparty i love it too! Need to catch up on all the latest seasons now I have finished gossip girl :)
  503. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson I haven't got to it yet either.
  504. …in reply to @knitterjp
    knitterjp I am watching the first episode rn!
  505. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden amazing is it fun?
  506. …in reply to @taraclark_
    taraclark_ yeah I am fond of hart of Dixie tho.
  507. …in reply to @SnugglePolish
    SnugglePolish yeah? I don't really get it so far but I've only watched one episode. Just seems to be politics and men.
  508. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli meeeeeeeeeee tooooooooo but a season behind on each of them so which first!
  509. …in reply to @NatDudley
    NatDudley hate it. So bad at it.
  510. …in reply to @danielpunkass
    danielpunkass there is also dark Twitter tho! Also in the middle. But clearer than fb for sure.
  511. …in reply to @Platforms4Women
    @PlatformsWomen thanks for sharing that
  512. …in reply to @corey_latislaw
    corey_latislaw thanks for sharing that
  513. …in reply to @evankinswood
    IndieEvan thanks for sharing that
  514. …in reply to @marchoutgraaf
    marchoutgraaf thanks for sharing that
  515. …in reply to @thecompostcook
    thecompostcook thanks for sharing that
  516. …in reply to @ycfindonesia
    @GunadarmaYouth thanks for sharing that
  517. …in reply to @DangerCabaret
    DangerCabaret thanks for sharing that
  518. …in reply to @AkarImages
    AkarImages thanks for sharing that
  519. …in reply to @iarlabyrne
    iarlabyrne thanks for sharing that
  520. …in reply to @MoreThanMOTHER
    MoreThanMOTHER thanks for sharing that
  521. …in reply to @OylandWater
    OylandWater thanks for sharing that
  522. …in reply to @lavernejanvier
    @holleycreative thanks for sharing that
  523. …in reply to @QuantumFly2014
    QuantumFly2014 thanks for sharing that
  524. …in reply to @lomaxtraining
    lomaxtraining thanks for sharing that
  525. …in reply to @Karel_GVA
    @Kle_europe thanks for sharing that
  526. …in reply to @Marcin_iD
    Marcin_iD thanks for sharing that
  527. …in reply to @7DesignCo
    @SevenDesignOC thanks for sharing that
  528. …in reply to @charlesmeadows
    charlesmeadows thanks for sharing that
  529. …in reply to @rwldesign
    rwldesign thanks for sharing that
  530. …in reply to @lhawthorn
  531. Signs I have spent too long in suburbia: it is Sunday. I am at the grocery store. I have a list.
  532. …in reply to @catehstn
    Finally: I discovered spray on moisturizer and I think it is the most exciting thing I've done this week. Will report back on efficacy.
  533. …in reply to @NatDudley
    NatDudley honestly this is why I hired someone else to write my resume.
  534. …in reply to @ashsmash
    ashsmash I'm pretty excited about low effort moisturizing because I keep staying up too late haha
  535. …in reply to @alexproaps
  536. …in reply to @killerswan
    killerswan ashsmash spray cheese!! Noooooooooo!
  537. RT piewords: catehstn Signs I've spent too much time in suburbia, I see nothing wrong with that
  538. …in reply to @piewords
    .piewords LIVE ON THE EDGE NEVER HAVE A LIST (in the city who cares there's a grocery store around the corner and delivery)
  539. This Week - I am very boring but at least there are racoon pictures Edition catehuston.com/blog/2015/06/14/this-week-79/
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  540. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky philae?
  541. …in reply to @johankool
  542. Hilarious and disturbing. Hilurbing? Distarious? The Pharaohs Of Silicon Valley buff.ly/1Mzi8ad /via lccarson
  543. …in reply to @iwasleeg
  544. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden oh awesome! I never play games but you and neko atsume are tempting me.
  545. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden oh wow that does sound interesting as a game… something that I could stand to improve IRL.
  546. …in reply to @kristahouse
    kristahouse thanks :)
  547. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden not a city! I came back to the UK to get on top of things, have so much work on no time to go anywhere else :/
  548. …in reply to @rtgarden
  549. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden yes also no need to shop when hungry.
  550. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden haha no I'm in suburbia. It's driving me demented. Or would, if I had time to notice.
  551. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden hahaha not in suburbia. Google maps are working though.
  552. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden yes a nice gym and a big pool!! How are you?
  553. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden ooooh that is great :) I love excited and making and especially excited about making.
  554. Trust Your Team or Hire People You Do buff.ly/1GlqBwf /by poornima
  555. RT Brosner85: Breaking news from Florida — A raccoon rides an alligator: wftv.com/news/news/local/man-snaps-unique-picture-raccoon-top-gator-ocala-n/nmcmC/
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  556. Tech entrepreneur turned terrible houseguest - A Curious Midlife Crisis for a Tech Entrepreneur - buff.ly/1cTqRrK
  557. In TV episodes it seems that whenever a minority is introduced with a human interest aspect they end up dead.
  558. …in reply to @antifuchs
    antifuchs EricaJoy another reason to be glad I eliminated physical books from my life.
  559. …in reply to @antifuchs
    antifuchs EricaJoy I just assume those books don't want to be read
  560. …in reply to @antifuchs
    antifuchs yeah seriously I feel really bad for his friends!
  561. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
    LittleMxSurly I would really like to read it and promise no personal attacks - will you Dm me a link?
  562. …in reply to @antifuchs
    antifuchs I mostly avoid men in general since escaping tech but will make a note to avoid men having mid life crises most of all ;)
  563. …in reply to @killerswan
    killerswan antifuchs haha awesome will listen tomorrow
  564. This week: nearly 63 hours 41 minutes, 65% productivity... No wonder I am tired 😱
  565. …in reply to @mrtazz
    mrtazz rescue time.
  566. …in reply to @catehstn
    mrtazz you tag applications as productive / not productive so it is not 100% accurate I tend to err on side of saying things unproductive
  567. …in reply to @mrtazz
    mrtazz I don't think so it's a web service :)
  568. …in reply to @mrtazz
    mrtazz it is! Do you not use anything that sends your data? They have a business model of charging for premium which reassures me.
  569. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky GREATEST RACCOON OF ALL TIME!
  570. Questions that keep me up at night: are there raccoons in the UK?
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  571. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett pet raccoons?
  572. …in reply to @mrtazz
    mrtazz I admire how thoughtful you are about this!
  573. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky gembarrett I feel like I would have to choose between a hedgehog and a raccoon how would I decide
  574. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett pilky oh wow that requires organization.
  575. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky gembarrett oh you know you would love my pet like it was your pet.
  576. …in reply to @mrtazz
    mrtazz yeah it's part of why I built a purely client side app.
  577. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky gembarrett oh dear my poor hedgehog I am not going to name her after you.
  578. …in reply to @zenigel
    zenigel finally got around to adding this to my rss! So exciting!
  579. I thought I was getting into the west wing but then epic cliffhanger was not answered in the next episode and now I hate it.
  580. …in reply to @NatDudley
    NatDudley season 1 episode 7 the boat in the hurricane and the FBI agent ARE THEY DEAD?!?
  581. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky season 1 episode 7 mostly I am annoyed because I am still awake watched episode 8 for answers AND NOT THERE
  582. …in reply to @NatDudley
    NatDudley I hate it!
  583. …in reply to @pilky
  584. bubbva happy birthday
  585. …in reply to @NatDudley
    NatDudley 5000 people dying is a minor storyline? Cold :(
  586. …in reply to @ElanorelleKR
    @EleanorPalimore I will keep going!
  587. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky :/ not every loose end but that was a cliffhanger!
  588. …in reply to @CatSwetel
    CatSwetel gross
  589. …in reply to @CatSwetel
    CatSwetel yes the injustice of him being blocked. What an asshat.
  590. …in reply to @Jeremypwhite
    Jeremypwhite thanks for sharing that
  591. …in reply to @jonathangibs
    jonathangibs thanks for sharing that
  592. …in reply to @CoralineAda
    CoralineAda thanks for sharing that
  593. …in reply to @CatSwetel
  594. …in reply to @CatSwetel
    CatSwetel it is this whole "I am a good guy I don't need to think about my actions" thing.
  595. …in reply to @CatSwetel
    CatSwetel being a good guy is a process not a state
  596. …in reply to @CatSwetel
    CatSwetel yeah it is because being a good guy is part of their identity and suggesting they can improve they take as an attack.
  597. …in reply to @CatSwetel
    CatSwetel nothing does ;) some people are committed to not listening.
  598. This - so tired of the "fix women" narrative - Leveling both sides of the playing field — buff.ly/1f9ztMB /by ElaineF /v ashsmash
  599. Part of being a grown up is accepting there are things you'll never know because they are none of your fucking business.
  600. …in reply to @CatSwetel
    CatSwetel yeah I def think that is nice to do! I will try too if I have the energy, but if someone is committed to ignoring, won't bother.
  601. …in reply to @catehstn
    CatSwetel not trying to advocate this approach you do what works for you :) I think you are much nicer than me!
  602. …in reply to @CatSwetel
    CatSwetel that is a nice thing to want though! For me it comes from feeling that I have better things to do.
  603. …in reply to @CatSwetel
    CatSwetel that guy is fucking troll.
  604. So many feels reading this - "We are supposed to manage stress without being able to manage the sources of stress" - buff.ly/1L8bhHz
  605. …in reply to @lhawthorn
  606. …in reply to @poornima
    poornima I'm doing OK. How are you?
  607. …in reply to @poornima
    poornima kecatlin that is a great idea! I will totally buy it :)
  608. …in reply to @poornima
    poornima kecatlin I'm in the US and Canada for most of August - October but will be around for a bit early September. Doing anything fun?
  609. …in reply to @poornima
    poornima nice! I adore Barcelona. What conference are you speaking at?
  610. Amazing - New 3D printer grows solid objects out of liquid baths - buff.ly/1cUogxE /via thedesignnomad
  611. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden I am so tempted by that game omg
  612. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
  613. When did I become the most boring person I know?
  614. …in reply to @danielpunkass
    danielpunkass haha thank you
  615. …in reply to @42aross
    42aross I don't feel good about it!
  616. …in reply to @catehstn
    There seems to be some skepticism here. I understand, we are people of science. I am willing to provide evidence.
  617. …in reply to @catehstn
    1) I have only spoken English this month. 2) my last flight was on Ryanair. 3) I have eliminated the need for 16 simcards.
  618. …in reply to @catehstn
    4) I haven't brushed my hair since last Thursday. 5) a highlight of last week was ~42 minutes of doing nothing.
  619. …in reply to @catehstn
    Y'all may laugh but time of being boring will be paid for by future-cate as I blithely agree to all kinds of commitments August-October.
  620. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords hahaha how little I have been getting out is certainly a factor.
  621. …in reply to @antifuchs
    antifuchs lol my life goals were more like "ski on every continent" "visit Tuvalu" "elope to Bhutan" "get kidnapped"
  622. …in reply to @catehstn
    antifuchs wait the last one wasn't a goal it was a prediction from James mickens
  623. …in reply to @antifuchs
    antifuchs I have yet to achieve any of these things! I have skied on 5 continents, gone to Easter island, and escaped minders briefly in NK
  624. …in reply to @shanley
    shanley is "sensitive" a euphemism for "things they have zero expertise in and have done no research on"?
  625. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords yesterday I had a terrifying thought. It was "it's exciting to eat bread that isn't toasted" 🍞
  626. …in reply to @antifuchs
    antifuchs not lately!!! How are you liking / did you like London?
  627. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords did you cook it yourself?
  628. …in reply to @antifuchs
    antifuchs formidable! I was in Paris last month! There is a lot to see I need to spend more time there.
  629. …in reply to @killerswan
    killerswan I do feel a bit like that cat looks. Great picture!
  630. …in reply to @antifuchs
    antifuchs oh that is not what I have heard about France! Have you heard of Paris syndrome?
  631. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords home cooked meals! Imagine.
  632. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords mm I think I am going to escape to Thailand nov/Dec and consume completely reasonable quantities of mango sticky rice
  633. …in reply to @antifuchs
    antifuchs what is .at? I had the impression (I'm not sure why) you were from Germany?
  634. …in reply to @antifuchs
    antifuchs I don't think I have been there... I did go to Bavaria once though :)
  635. …in reply to @alex_mck
    alex_mck 42aross lol I will console myself with that thought
  636. …in reply to @steveyd78
    steveyd78 omg this is what I needed thank you!
  637. …in reply to @antifuchs
    antifuchs hahaha amazing comparison
  638. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords yesssss I love that stuff. One of the many things I miss about living in Sydney! My fave Thai resto and mango sticky rice
  639. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky you had a more exciting week than me last week and the world order feels broken, frankly.
  640. …in reply to @iwasleeg
    iwasleeg yay!!!!
  641. …in reply to @EricaJoy
  642. 💜 glowforge "this is a business problem, so we decided that we should pay the people who help us solve it." buff.ly/1R1K3B1
  643. "If a plane ticket and or a hotel stay was some kind of tangible thing you could collect, you would be the world's worst hoarder." -pilky
  644. …in reply to @catehstn
    I don't think pilky really understands what hoarding means.
  645. …in reply to @williampietri
    williampietri :) thanks! I do my best.
  646. so cute - otter getting brain freeze - buff.ly/1BfDQPS /via alexproaps
  647. RT buritica: You keep talking about this engineer deficit, yet > 20 of them joined us in less than year. I'd say deficit is in your engine…
  648. RT danshapiro: This app is like what Instagram used to be: how to make your photos look amazing and have everyone wondering "How?" https:/…
  649. …in reply to @danshapiro
  650. …in reply to @iwasleeg
    iwasleeg pilky 🌍✈️💫
  651. …in reply to @luckyloberg
  652. Day off tomorrow cancelled. Hopeful that I can find an hour to curl up in a ball and cry. Also: I have run out of food. Everything is fine.
  653. …in reply to @luckyloberg
    luckyloberg cool! sent it. You install it via test flight - lmk if you run into anything.
  654. Regular reminder that brainwane made an amazing video and you should watch it (again) - "Pipeline" - buff.ly/1MBjLo2
  655. …in reply to @cupcait
    cupcait 💜
  656. …in reply to @catehstn
    By the way on this, thing I love about glowforge is that instead of talking about "valuing diversity" they are publishing their processes.
  657. …in reply to @catehstn
    A ton of thought has gone into these processes and guess what? They are about creating an inclusive environment. Processes shape "culture".
  658. …in reply to @micheletitolo
    micheletitolo yes p much that
  659. …in reply to @micheletitolo
    micheletitolo oh good it's not just me.
  660. …in reply to @kumarmangla
    kumarmangla thanks for sharing that
  661. …in reply to @MyUrbanChild
    MyUrbanChild thanks for sharing that
  662. …in reply to @srinidhi000
    srinidhi000 thanks for sharing that
  663. …in reply to @finsync
    finsync thanks for sharing that
  664. …in reply to @undefined
    @portvent thanks for sharing that
  665. …in reply to @undefined
    GeorgeOuzts thanks for sharing that
  666. …in reply to @dandwyer_
    dandwyer_ thanks for sharing that
  667. …in reply to @Karel_GVA
    @Kle_europe thanks for sharing that
  668. …in reply to @BibbleStudio
    BibbleStudio thanks for sharing that
  669. …in reply to @joegerstandt
    joegerstandt thanks for sharing that
  670. …in reply to @SnugglePolish
    SnugglePolish you pull the best faces I am sending you a postcard from Croatia soon.
  671. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
    LittleMxSurly yikes that guy!
  672. Was actually afraid to email my travel agent about my August-September trip because it's a little ridiculous. But I did it!!
  673. …in reply to @catehstn
    UK -> Tunisia -> LA -> Denver -> ?? -> DC -> UK
  674. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett haha yes I know you're going to be there. Plan is for me to speak at an event! Hope you can come :) and let's get coffee?
  675. …in reply to @gembarrett
  676. This picture is for everyone who doesn't think you need to have a bowl if you have a hedgehog. hedgehogdays/611112671161659392
  677. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords I will make time! :)
  678. …in reply to @katebradshaw1
    katebradshaw1 thanks for sharing that
  679. …in reply to @DrVicED
    DrVicED thanks for sharing that
  680. …in reply to @smit2020
    smit2020 thanks for sharing that
  681. …in reply to @katebradshaw1
  682. Amazing - An Interactive Mirror Built from 450 Rotating Penguins by Daniel Rozin - buff.ly/1dFi9y7
  683. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage I am always hoping for real penguins. One day...
  684. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica oh yikes a friend had this issue and I pinged someone and there is nothing that can be done because security.
  685. …in reply to @catehstn
    buritica it's a really really shitty system.
  686. RT anarcharaccoon: You don't need bosses. Bosses need you.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  687. Startup CEO Imposter — buff.ly/1GH7JuQ /by danshapiro
  688. How to Make Online Dating Work - buff.ly/1IF4BNT /via triketora
  689. …in reply to @wirehead2501
  690. …in reply to @wirehead2501
    wirehead2501 poor kitty!
  691. …in reply to @endocrimes
  692. Sometimes I think I need a minion and then I realize mostly what I need is to be cloned.
  693. …in reply to @evilangela
    evilangela I think that is a more long term investment than I am willing to make.
  694. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords damn I will have to come up with a new plan.
  695. …in reply to @tgrevatt
    tgrevatt marcuschown those ears!
  696. RT piewords: catehstn Minions are the way to go. Train them, use them, & hope they don't destroy things when released into world http://t…
  697. RT lccarson: catehstn but don't turn down a good minion if found
  698. …in reply to @sundress
    sundress I once dreamed I was a recursive function, woke up so dizzy and vomited.
  699. …in reply to @fronxer
    fronxer we would share.
  700. Ahh UIPageViewController we meet again. This time I am victorious.
  701. "Joiners" and "founders" and how both are necessary for startups - buff.ly/1JTjJsn /via triketora
  702. "You get my support the same way I get yours: when I agree with what you're saying & when I don't care about what you're saying." -west wing
  703. RT DiggsWayne: If you don't get the message yet, Black people are being told very clearly: YOU'RE NOT SAFE ANYWHERE.Not the playground, c…
  704. Booked flights today! Excited to go to 3 new airports! Also I will be stopping by Frankfurt 3x for my favourite sandwich.
  705. Want to Hire More Diverse People? Raise Your Bar. buff.ly/1GHgFP6 /by joelle_emerson /via micheletitolo
  706. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords my travel agent knows what I like! Also he got me a great deal on Lufthansa flights :)
  707. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords but if you did you would end up in Frankfurt!! And you could try that sandwich.
  708. Thinking of all my American friends today. The continued murder of black men and women is disgusting.
  709. …in reply to @connorlaforge
    connorlaforge it's in the airport! Opposite gate B23. Near where UK flights are - you may need to go through passport control.
  710. …in reply to @connorlaforge
    connorlaforge oh no!!!!! I think they also have one at LHR but I haven't tried it yet. The one at Copenhagen isn't as good.
  711. How (And Why) To Travel Alone — buff.ly/1Fkh6tc /via jcbatista
  712. …in reply to @j_houg
    j_houg jcbatista ooh I loved Indonesia when I was there. Where in Indonesia are you going?
  713. …in reply to @j_houg
    j_houg jcbatista oh I was in ubud! Was really great.
  714. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden a burner?
  715. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden ah yes I remember now! Thanks.
  716. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden yeah :(
  717. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden I bet honey I don't know how you do it.
  718. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden I suspect you have an interesting life story! I hope I can hear it over cocktails sometime!
  719. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden yay!!!!!!! Let's do it. I'll pop by sf this year.
  720. …in reply to @rtgarden
  721. …in reply to @kangarara
    kangarara oh fuck that
  722. …in reply to @linse_ebooks
    linse_ebooks is this real linse tweeting because I love Barcelona.
  723. …in reply to @kangarara
    kangarara yeah not a great start :/
  724. Save time by skipping development & deploying straight to production! Will the next developer worry about this? No! They will save time too.
  725. …in reply to @shazow
    shazow lol
  726. …in reply to @mostgood
    mostgood so cute!
  727. Woah cool - airfield turned into a tropical paradise, just outside of Berlin - buff.ly/1eqcDjF
  728. The answer to "what is the point of a CoC if you don't enforce it?" is "none". This is disgusting. buff.ly/1FrbsWf
  729. …in reply to @catehstn
    If you ever wonder why there are so few women in OSS things like this are your answer.
  730. …in reply to @iwasleeg
    iwasleeg idk why they aren't removing the guy who said it, it should be an easy call because SO CLEAR CUT. And doubling down too.
  731. …in reply to @iwasleeg
    iwasleeg seems like they refuse to do anything.
  732. …in reply to @mostgood
    mostgood UIKitten there's an app that would make that picture look extra awesome...
  733. …in reply to @iwasleeg
    iwasleeg the delusion of the meritocracy is strong in that sector.
  734. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky mostgood UIKitten you're such a supportive friend, Martin. I feel the love in everything I do.
  735. "It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves." buff.ly/1d3U2Zh /via johnmaeda
  736. …in reply to @ellenchisa
  737. I have been doing this one thing that has been making me feel 10x better... It's taking a daily multivitamin.
  738. …in reply to @catehstn
    I stopped bothering because I heard they didn't work but seriously I'm much less tired and sore! I wonder it is the iron.
  739. …in reply to @indigofire
  740. I like that kwugirl wrote about this - Continuing education at work buff.ly/1H1zDlu
  741. …in reply to @pardel
    pardel yeah but I can't seem to get medical care in this country so if a drug store pills works all good! ;)
  742. RT anarcharaccoon: “You cannot buy [or] make the revolution. You can only be the revolution. It is in your spirit, or it is nowhere.” http…
  743. RT danshapiro: We've been experimenting with diversity initiatives at glowforge - our latest ideas are at glowforge.com/careers. https:/…
  744. …in reply to @SFaireglobal
    SFaireglobal thanks for sharing that
  745. …in reply to @undefined
    @InternetLyfe thanks for sharing that
  746. …in reply to @joeynanai
    joeynanai thanks for sharing that
  747. …in reply to @ownthewebuk
    ownthewebuk thanks for sharing that
  748. …in reply to @undefined
    @FintechNestLux thanks for sharing that
  749. …in reply to @Siddharth87
    Siddharth87 thanks for sharing that
  750. …in reply to @_GSingh_
    _GSingh_ thanks for sharing that
  751. …in reply to @Tech_Newsroom
    @SocialGoodList thanks for sharing that
  752. …in reply to @briansmithpld
    briansmithpld thanks for sharing that
  753. …in reply to @kwambioNY
    @kwamb_io thanks for sharing that
  754. …in reply to @awata_tgr
    @Kentaroh_Awata thanks for sharing that
  755. …in reply to @Yastrzab
    Yastrzab thanks for sharing that
  756. …in reply to @always_possible
    always_possible thanks for sharing that
  757. …in reply to @EnvisagePromote
    EnvisagePromote thanks for sharing that
  758. …in reply to @KatBlackwell
    KatBlackwell thanks for sharing that
  759. …in reply to @tracymakes
    limedaring thanks! Will take a look!
  760. …in reply to @danielpunkass
    danielpunkass lack of support for mocking.
  761. I need an alter-ego like beyonce's sacha fierce. Not for getting up on stage - for sending difficult emails.
  762. …in reply to @danielpunkass
    danielpunkass Yes I may be alone in this reasoning, as I also seem to be alone in my >90% test coverage.
  763. RT anarcharaccoon: Anarchists have more fun.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  764. …in reply to @danielpunkass
    danielpunkass I'm a little obsessive about it ;)
  765. …in reply to @janl
    janl love those days! 💜
  766. …in reply to @danielpunkass
    danielpunkass thanks! Someone also suggested I try swift by rewriting a chunk of ShowAndHide... But that bit is written in C (perf).
  767. …in reply to @jl_hfl
    jl_hfl danielpunkass ShowAndHide hmm main perf improvement came from using c primitives. Also that part I really need to be able to mock.
  768. …in reply to @catehstn
    jl_hfl danielpunkass my understanding is you can call swift -> objc but objc -> swift is harder? So can't just test swift in objc.
  769. …in reply to @jl_hfl
    jl_hfl danielpunkass ShowAndHide okay you have made me want to try it and measure performance at least!
  770. …in reply to @jl_hfl
    jl_hfl danielpunkass cool thanks the list is pretty long... I will get to it.
  771. …in reply to @marcprecipice
    marcprecipice wow!!! Excited to see what you do next!
  772. RT louielouie: Working on gathering speakers for iOSDevCampDC (on Sept 4!) Hoping to get everything ready and open up ticket sales by the …
  773. …in reply to @jl_hfl
    jl_hfl danielpunkass I am p rigid about one at a time!!! So lots of ideas but v few 80%+ complete projects... Now to ship.
  774. …in reply to @mrb_bk
    mrb_bk yay!
  775. …in reply to @indigofire
    indigofire between performing on stage and sending emails?
  776. …in reply to @indigofire
    indigofire i sent difficult emails in sweatpants without brushing my hair haha
  777. Often when I agonize over a decision I realize what I need to do is reframe the question. This applies particularly to saying no.
  778. .lccarson is "the clod whisperer" - I got tired of being interrupted - buff.ly/1H2Ppwu
  779. …in reply to @williampietri
    williampietri Oh I have to make a decision about this project. Various considerations but one way will take a lot of time.
  780. …in reply to @catehstn
    williampietri Eventually I reframed the question to be: "If I was to do X, would it be /this/ X?" and "Would it be now?".
  781. …in reply to @catehstn
    williampietri Essentially I reframed it to clarify what I would be saying no to by taking on that project. And it made things much clearer.
  782. …in reply to @ReinH
    ReinH ooh great I'll have a look! Thanks!
  783. RT kecatlin: Need a ticket to #GHC? These folks have 5, and they’re giving them away along with travel expenses.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  784. "software engineering teams in industries outside of technology tended to have many more women." buff.ly/1BnKVhU
  785. RT anarcharaccoon: "Anarchism has but one infallible, unchangeable motto Freedom."
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  786. …in reply to @mrtazz
    mrtazz zmagg ooh bring it on. Legally blonde 1 & 2.
  787. Of course Japan has the coolest tiny houses - buff.ly/1QGc86b /via johnmaeda
  788. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica that's awesome :)
  789. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica 💜 y'all are doing awesome things!
  790. …in reply to @angieatkinson
    angieatkinson thanks for sharing that
  791. …in reply to @anya_kravets
    anya_kravets thanks for sharing that
  792. …in reply to @EKovshilovsky
    EKovshilovsky thanks for sharing that
  793. …in reply to @mayamiddlemiss
    @Casslar thanks for sharing that
  794. …in reply to @evolvesolutions
    evolvesolutions thanks for sharing that
  795. …in reply to @roderickgriner
    actingblack thanks for sharing that
  796. …in reply to @MarkBeyerle
    MarkBeyerle thanks for sharing that
  797. …in reply to @JRMcNair1
    JRMcNair1 thanks for sharing that
  798. …in reply to @InfantesAlbert
    InfantesAlbert thanks for sharing that
  799. …in reply to @JaquezLive
    @JaquezHodo thanks for sharing that
  800. …in reply to @WhatItDoNefu
    WhatItDoNefu thanks for sharing that
  801. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td 💜
  802. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td oh yeah me too. Esp when overwhelmed.
  803. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td so. True.
  804. …in reply to @SnugglePolish
  805. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg oh honey what about affection and care packages?
  806. RT 0xabad1dea: The adults who said "you'll thank me someday" for their harsh treatment are not the adults I am grateful for twenty years l…
  807. Any evidence educational bias worse than gender/racial bias? agile_geek/612547152984809472
  808. This Week - my life continues to be very boring edition catehuston.com/blog/2015/06/21/this-week-80/
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  809. …in reply to @taraclark_
    taraclark_ yeah and entwined with at least the racial bias.
  810. These graphics are cute and amusing - What Value-Creating Winners Do All Day - buff.ly/1BrMwDf /via ellenchisa adamsigel
  811. …in reply to @judykitteh
    judykitteh in what seems to be a massive oversight I can't find a medal emoji. I offer you a trophy and a gold star. 🏆⭐️
  812. …in reply to @judykitteh
    judykitteh 💜 back in europe?
  813. …in reply to @judykitteh
    judykitteh I am also in Europe :)
  814. …in reply to @sarahmei
  815. Me: "sometimes I feel like being human is an exercise in futility" iwasleeg "do you want to walk through a park" Me: "will that help?"
  816. …in reply to @judykitteh
    judykitteh I doooooo I will come visit soon :)
  817. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden it is restful to be boring
  818. …in reply to @judykitteh
    judykitteh amazing I will keep you posted :)
  819. …in reply to @undefined
    MoisheL indec agile_geek philandstuff I think it's p clear that is true in the US at least.
  820. No regrets? Why not? buff.ly/1L6Gh9Z /by oliverburkeman
  821. …in reply to @HalleWinkler
    Politepix :) I am a child of the yolo era!
  822. …in reply to @j_houg
    j_houg yay enjoy!!
  823. …in reply to @angieatkinson
    angieatkinson I wrote it :)
  824. Relearned an important this weekend that if you don't take a break a break takes you.
  825. …in reply to @lachlanhardy
    lachlanhardy thanks!
  826. Nice to see a man writing on diversity thoughtfully and not just pipelining - thanks randfish - buff.ly/1H5kKP9
  827. …in reply to @iwasleeg
  828. …in reply to @iwasleeg
    iwasleeg 💜 nice to see you
  829. …in reply to @iwasleeg
  830. …in reply to @catehstn
    I feel like the missing "learned" there shows the break is still taking me.
  831. …in reply to @callmewuest
    callmewuest I'm going to Croatia on Wednesday and can't wait! Thanks.
  832. …in reply to @rynchantress
    BeerOps so glad you wrote that, super thoughtful 💜
  833. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett yes that is true :)
  834. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager so cute!
  835. …in reply to @_danilo
    _danilo haha I watched that episode recently :)
  836. RT EricaJoy: Want to see what it looks like when you KNOW empathy, inclusion, and justice are important to your CEO? Start here: https://t…
  837. RT roidrage: As of today, the gender ratio on the travisci team is 11 women and 10 men. Going to 11:11 in July.
  838. RT River_Niles: A white American told me I shouldn't call myself "British" because brown people aren't native to Britain. A white America…
  839. It took me a moment to get the irony of that last RT because I was thinking "clearly they have never been to the UK".
  840. …in reply to @catehstn
    The city I'm from is 50.6% white (2011). en.wikipedia.org/?title=Leicester I'm not saying there aren't problems, but we don't have ±daily shootings.
  841. …in reply to @nigelbabu
    nigelbabu yeah I learned recently that some British people use "Jamaican" to mean "black". Which is bizarre.
  842. "The E-mail Productivity Curve" buff.ly/1LqCuT4
  843. …in reply to @webwright
    webwright so true!
  844. RT webwright: catehstn Interesting challenge is that this curve is shaped differently for engineers/designers than management/sales/marke…
  845. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky surely if they intended harm they would have thrown a packet of biscuits.
  846. …in reply to @cupcait
    cupcait omg so tiny!
  847. Announcing something exciting in techspeakdigest tomorrow! Don't want to give too much away but it involves me breaking laws of physics.
  848. …in reply to @catehstn
    Good collaborator: achieve more than you could alone. Great collaborator: achieve more than you could imagine alone.
  849. …in reply to @catehstn
    .chiuki: break the laws of physics. I haven't quite figured out where this falls on the continuum yet.
  850. Need checklist of "stupid things I didn't do which is why something isn't working" but every time I think I won't be that stupid again.
  851. RT anarcharaccoon: “Nobody... has ever gotten their freedom by appealing to the moral sense of the people who were oppressing them.” http:…
  852. Interesting - Why do some women artists pretend that success is the result of sorcery? buff.ly/1TFXKcV
  853. …in reply to @baileybaileybee
    baileybaileybee awwh thanks :) I have been meaning to email you and ask how you are doing!
  854. …in reply to @betsythemuffin
  855. Meet the 'digital nomads' who travel the world in search of fast Wi-Fi - buff.ly/1H2Uzqp /via ErinLouise
  856. …in reply to @_danilo
    _danilo add some naked pictures and a little more emotional blackmail and you are there.
  857. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli _danilo oh true this would just be beginning
  858. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli _danilo yes the "you should be so lucky to get an angry misogynist like me" message and the regret, it overwhelms.
  859. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli _danilo yeah I hate how effective emotional manipulation is on me. I am getting better at not letting it.
  860. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky you live alone why the hell not?
  861. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky how loud do you sing?
  862. They are talking about the uss pueblo on the west wing! I went on that boat!
  863. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky your home improvements need to include sound proofing clearly.
  864. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky you didn't think this through when you committed to buying property.
  865. …in reply to @ErinLouise
    ErinLouise I did! Also I kinda like starbucks but I don't drink coffee :)
  866. …in reply to @ErinLouise
    ErinLouise lol i am far from AU and safe to dislike coffee!
  867. …in reply to @ErinLouise
  868. I don't know what possessed me to schedule something for 2pm the day before I go away but it's turning out as you would expect it to.
  869. …in reply to @shanecurcuru
    shanecurcuru !! now I have another thing to worry about ;) I will just not go swimming today…
  870. Taking suggestions for career changes that don't involve computers, people, the outdoors, or practical skills.
  871. …in reply to @zenigel
    zenigel yeah I kinda classified animals of all kinds under "the outdoors"
  872. On sexual harassment and setting standards - Dear Uber. buff.ly/1BvTEhI /by cassmarketos /via dianakimball
  873. kronda good luck today!
  874. …in reply to @indec
  875. …in reply to @delphoseforms
    delphoseforms thanks for sharing that
  876. …in reply to @JohannaMarcia01
    @EverydayVoices thanks for sharing that
  877. …in reply to @NabeelAdeni
    NabeelAdeni thanks for sharing that
  878. …in reply to @NoClubs
    NoClubs thanks for sharing that
  879. …in reply to @delphoseforms
    delphoseforms thanks for sharing that
  880. …in reply to @agilebean
    agilebean thanks for sharing that
  881. …in reply to @NadiasTweet
    NadiasTweet thanks for sharing that
  882. …in reply to @whissocialmedia
    whissocialmedia thanks for sharing that
  883. …in reply to @MainstreamLN
    @MainstreamLS thanks for sharing that
  884. …in reply to @Altico1
    Altico1 thanks for sharing that
  885. …in reply to @KariRecruits
    ThisIsKari thanks for sharing that
  886. …in reply to @vgrande
    vgrande techspeakdigest hi can you let us know if you 1) have a code of conduct and 2) if you cover speaker travel costs?
  887. RT ejgertz: catehstn lemay urban recluse.
  888. …in reply to @PatrickW462
  889. …in reply to @jaymisgoertz
    jaymisgoertz oh they are so cute!
  890. RT techspeakdigest: Big announcement: We're running a in-person workshop on Aug 16 in Denver during 360iDev! 360idev.com/sessions/conference-proposal-writing-from-brainstorm-to-submit/
  891. …in reply to @judykitteh
  892. This is really great and touches on things I've been thinking about lately - On Sarcasm and Trust - buff.ly/1BvTQxl /by BeerOps
  893. …in reply to @jaymisgoertz
    jaymisgoertz poor bunny!
  894. …in reply to @rossgrady
    rossgrady i need this racoon!
  895. Racoon? Or domestic goddess? Domestic furress? vine.co/v/eiEm1OzpIpF /via rossgrady
  896. It might be time to accept that the 5 postits full of todo items are not all going to be checked off before I go to Croatia tomorrow.
  897. …in reply to @rodbegbie
    rodbegbie I suspect anything with "leader" in it involves people ;)
  898. …in reply to @rodbegbie
    rodbegbie ooh yes good call!
  899. …in reply to @undefined
    MoisheL techspeakdigest 360iDev yay! :) excited to meet you IRL
  900. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy I'm asking for travel at a minimum. Happy to share my email templates, but FYI they mostly get me uninvited.
  901. …in reply to @undefined
    MoisheL no pressure but I am hopeful that you can be #7 on my list :)
  902. …in reply to @undefined
    MoisheL oh I have been working all year to find 10 dudes in tech I don't hate. I have made it to 6 so far.
  903. …in reply to @undefined
    MoisheL this goal has been in slight conflict with my desire to avoid tech people which has been winning out lately.
  904. …in reply to @undefined
  905. …in reply to @jaymisgoertz
    jaymisgoertz how did they get in there!?
  906. …in reply to @jaymisgoertz
    jaymisgoertz ahhh well I'm glad there is a happy ending :)
  907. …in reply to @catehstn
    Abandoning the battle of the postits. Commencing packing.
  908. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager helloooooooooo
  909. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager I am leaving today.
  910. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager no just up freakishly early working before heading to BHX. Good news is it's just a week and I'll be in LON start of July <3
  911. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager nooooooo I was going to do 2-5 :/
  912. …in reply to @catehstn
    Packing complete, I got up at 6 and resumed the battle of the postits. Down to 4.
  913. lccarson I have progressed to writing on postits and sticking them in The Notebook.
  914. …in reply to @nigelbabu
    nigelbabu I mostly achieved this by rewriting them out but I'll take it as a win ;)
  915. The cabbie is telling me all about how his wife left him but hey at least we aren't talking about my love life although that did come up.
  916. …in reply to @EricaJoy
  917. More phones than pockets: the Cate Huston story.
  918. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager I will come back!
  919. …in reply to @catehstn
    Geek_Manager I always come back
  920. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to stay awake until 7pm tonight.
  921. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager I developed a totally normal and healthy obsession with raccoons
  922. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
  923. Bye bye England, next stop Amsterdam. Will be waving to lhawthorn and judykitteh from the sky 💜
  924. …in reply to @rachelandrew
    rachelandrew ooh sounds fun! I am just changing planes. Hopefully our paths will cross IRL soon! Have a great trip!
  925. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson for todo lists
  926. RT lccarson: catehstn you have reinvented scrapbooking
  927. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson yesssssss
  928. My next plane doesn't board for 2 minutes and I'm on a bus so... I think everything is fine.
  929. …in reply to @lhawthorn
    lhawthorn I'll come back!
  930. …in reply to @ElanorelleKR
    @EleanorPalimore I'm sorry! Made it!
  931. …in reply to @agilebean
    agilebean process vs culture. I wrote it.
  932. Croatia Croatia! We are here!
  933. …in reply to @ElanorelleKR
    @EleanorPalimore yes!!!
  934. …in reply to @ElanorelleKR
    @EleanorPalimore thanks :) I am sorry for being anxiety inducing!
  935. In our defense highways are hard. This one has thing I can't describe so will describe as a "tourist entrapment zone" instead of an onramp.
  936. Our first stop but WEBright went there already and left tips! Plitvice Park in Croatia - buff.ly/1e3CrkX
  937. …in reply to @catehstn
    That should have been webwright
  938. katemats exciting! Well done!
  939. Clearly lccarson gives the best exams lccarson/613836693150367744
  940. …in reply to @fronxer
    fronxer fronx glad you are doing better!
  941. An update on our adventure: krusk and I found each other at the gate in AMS. I waited in the all passports queue.
  942. …in reply to @catehstn
    .krusk was allowed into the country which was an improvement on our last adventure. Then she cursed us with a premature Facebook post.
  943. …in reply to @catehstn
    After a ~30 minute queue we got a car neither of us can drive. Thankfully we found a nice man who rented us an automatic car and local recs.
  944. …in reply to @catehstn
    We set off and got trapped somewhere near a highway. But eventually we escaped onto the highway. I was navigating.
  945. …in reply to @catehstn
    .krusk thought she would be less bad at navigating and drove us down the electronic cards only lane resulting in an angry person behind us.
  946. …in reply to @catehstn
    I took the wheel and well... It's not clear which side of the road we were on. There may have been a wrong turn. Then we got lost.
  947. …in reply to @catehstn
    .krusk discovered that the gps was terrible. The phone with the best gps died. We ended up visiting a farm where a car was parked in a bush
  948. …in reply to @catehstn
    We (krusk) braved some vicious animals and got the charger. We once again had two phones to navigate with. Then we got lost in a forest.
  949. …in reply to @catehstn
    It was dark and we (I) couldn't find the lights. Eventually they were located and we made our way to our destination only 2 hours late.
  950. …in reply to @catehstn
    And this is why I don't go on road trips.
  951. …in reply to @WEBright
    WEBright I did! Buffer failed me with auto complete!
  952. …in reply to @OrganizeFISH
    OrganizeFISH krusk eeeeek at least it was nice and warm here!
  953. RT krusk: Our home for the next few days with catehstn in rural #Croatia -woke up to roosters this am!!… instagram.com/p/4V-aSgIKeR/
  954. Helllooooooooooooo!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  955. …in reply to @lrnrd
    lrnrd krusk it is! Thanks honey hope you are doing great 💜
  956. …in reply to @killerswan
    killerswan oh cool! It's plitvice in Croatia :)
  957. I have that Aladdin song in my head, "shining shimmering splendor"
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  958. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage it is. hard to imagine people will be rushing to sign up for that after reader :/
  959. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage yep. I give it 18 months - 2 years tops.
  960. …in reply to @kitt
    kitt i can shooooooow you the world 🎶
  961. So excited, been dreaming of this place for months ⭐️🌍 (uncharacteristic - most of my travels are more random)
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  962. …in reply to @kitt
    kitt come on jasmine let your heart decide 🎶
  963. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky yes! Well worth going outside for 💜
  964. …in reply to @helenjwatson
    helenjwatson they are amazing you would 💜
  965. RT magicgirlsue: Look what I got in the mail! I postcard from catehstn 's trip to Easter Island! Exciting!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  966. …in reply to @magicgirlsue
    magicgirlsue yay! That is super exciting! Thanks for letting me know :)
  967. …in reply to @danielpunkass
  968. …in reply to @kitt
    kitt I can't remember any more!!
  969. I don't normally sleep in public but just passed out on a bench for ~20 minutes. Now we have another path to explore!
  970. …in reply to @catehstn
    Random napping might be a benefit of traveling with another human.
  971. …in reply to @webwright
    webwright please tell her it it made us soooooo excited! And it was even more incredible irl than ee thought it would be!
  972. …in reply to @webwright
    webwright that would be cool! I will keep tweeting pics ;)
  973. …in reply to @webwright
    webwright it might be the most incredible thing I have ever seen.
  974. Lol "One time, I knocked over a vat of acid because I saw a baby duck through a window and I couldn’t stop crying. " buff.ly/1BE4B0L
  975. We had a pretty cool day today 💜🌲💧🌍
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  976. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille Croatia!!! Where were you recently? I saw you were someplace cool.
  977. …in reply to @thebrookenapier
    thebrookenapier lol lol lol
  978. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille that sounds pretty cool :) great name!
  979. …in reply to @akaptur
    akaptur yes!!! It is amazing.
  980. …in reply to @magicgirlsue
    magicgirlsue oh no just happy to know it arrived! Hope you had a great trip!
  981. We spent a lot less time lost in a dark Forrest this evening. Progress?
  982. …in reply to @catehstn
    And the sexy guy told me he could teach me to be domesticated so that is something. I was far more okay with this than I would have thought.
  983. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml nooooooooo not a date just banter he is cute though! Much cuter than the misogynist! And taller.
  984. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden ;)🐧💜
  985. …in reply to @seagl
    seagl chiuki hi! Do you have a code of conduct? And what is your policy for speaker travel costs?
  986. …in reply to @unharmonic
    unharmonic hey sorry in Croatia! Yes that is fine - the 9th?
  987. Kayaking! Also we jumped off a cliff into the water and it was COLD 🌊
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  988. …in reply to @unharmonic
    unharmonic yes! :)
  989. …in reply to @unharmonic
    unharmonic and cool excited to meet you :)
  990. …in reply to @unharmonic
    unharmonic thank you!!
  991. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky if it's ever on sale for 12.50 I will be all over it ;)
  992. RT unharmonic: Android/iOS folk, we have a mobile meetup taking place on the 9th July. Ace speakers plus free beer/grub https://t.co/mHek…
  993. Congratulations America 💜🌎🌈
  994. This afternoon we went quad biking and may have been on the Croatian news. It was super fun! But too short. Also there was a small accident.
  995. …in reply to @iwasleeg
    iwasleeg we are still here everything is fine. I had never been in 3 quad pileup before! I got to be in the middle.
  996. …in reply to @iwasleeg
    iwasleeg :D how is Oxford?
  997. …in reply to @iwasleeg
    iwasleeg yay! And that is awesome :)
  998. …in reply to @kamihack
    kamihack thanks for sharing that
  999. …in reply to @ErinMyersINC
    @mobileasset thanks for sharing that
  1000. …in reply to @AmyVernon
    AmyVernon thanks for sharing that
  1001. …in reply to @MaxwellSaysGo
    MaxwellSaysGo thanks for sharing that
  1002. …in reply to @subdigital
    subdigital :( 💜
  1003. 🌈💜 Love at Third Sight — buff.ly/1HkREJL /via triketora
  1004. We are looking for a sponsor for the September techspeakdigest webinar. It's really cool and much needed topic. Holla if you can help!
  1005. …in reply to @catehstn
    You'll get mentioned in 4 editions (>>1K subscribers), a write up and warm fuzzies knowing supporting what we do w/ techspeak.email
  1006. The damned annoying truth about sucking at things buff.ly/1KhM4uf /via lrnrd
  1007. …in reply to @DanielleSucher
  1008. …in reply to @krusk
    krusk mwhahaha
  1009. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml 💜💜💜💜💜
  1010. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson good?
  1011. RT shanley: Fuck you "quotas are bad". White men get a quota and it's 99% of all the wealth and power.
  1012. Wow.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1013. Super disappointing last experience in plitvice. Guy claimed our tickets (2 day used only 1) were invalid and forced us to buy another.
  1014. …in reply to @catehstn
    I would have minded less if he had been less of an asshole about it. Can I query it on my cc? Isn't that basically extortion?
  1015. Current status: being rescued by 4 Croatian men including the sexy one.
  1016. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords it is! He wants to come to the UK and has been telling me about his Practical Skills. I have no Practical Skills.
  1017. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson :( I also had an accident today. That sounds scary! I'm glad you are okay!
  1018. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson no we were fine I was just shaken up and on the up side I bonded with the sexy guy some more so there is that.
  1019. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson hahaha
  1020. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords he's in hospitality so I guess making places hospitable? He also mentioned accountancy.
  1021. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords yes :)
  1022. For the day time crowd - be so great if you could help us out! catehstn/614510946074120193
  1023. …in reply to @taraclark_
    taraclark_ oh we got his supervisor who was also a jerk :/
  1024. Poor hedgie - Hedgehog trapped in railings 'misjudged own girth' - buff.ly/1eMtSfg
  1025. …in reply to @taraclark_
    taraclark_ yeah kinda don't even care now because things got worse after that :/
  1026. …in reply to @janl
    janl dm'd you 💜
  1027. …in reply to @gembarrett
  1028. Having a working mother works for daughters (and people who date/marry their sons) buff.ly/1TRZmAx /via jo_miller
  1029. Watching Obama's eulogy and tearing up.
  1030. …in reply to @osgOlivia
    osgOlivia yes! The way he weaved amazing grace through it and then started singing...
  1031. …in reply to @yogurtearl
    yogurtearl chiuki techspeakdigest hey! Can I email you? Or email me? Catehuston AT gmail. Can also send more info on the speaker etc.
  1032. …in reply to @wynlim
    wynlim oh that is a great article! Thanks!!
  1033. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden 💜💜💜💜💜
  1034. …in reply to @lhawthorn
    lhawthorn ooh love that place
  1035. …in reply to @lhawthorn
  1036. "The bunny was supposed to travel the world but never got further than Iran."
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1037. "From that day on I have never made another list."
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1038. "We haven't seen each other for 24 years now. He left the modem as a memento before leaving."
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1039. "the relationship broke and so the caterpillar did not become a complete invalid after all."
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1040. "A year later I got an email from him in which he apologized for his behavior..."
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1041. "A business relationship turned into a love affair. Both went bust."
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1042. "To live in this world you must be able to do three things to love what is mortal to hold it against your bones knowing
  1043. …in reply to @catehstn
    your own life depends on it; and, when the time comes to let it go, to let it go" ~Mary Olive
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1044. "I also believe they are a rather decent souvenir of a relationship that, regrettably... proved to be unsuccessful."
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1045. "It was like catching a flame, you can only pretend it is yours."
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1046. it was clear to me that what was perhaps the world's most travelled game of uno deserved to end its nomadic life here
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1047. "In the 14 days of her holiday, every day I axed one piece of her furniture."
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1048. "She loved antiques - as long as things were old and didn't work. That is precisely the reason why we are not together anymore."
  1049. …in reply to @catehstn
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1050. "It felt like we were in a sort of ménage à trois, with Proust as the funny, neurotic third party..."
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1051. "I paid for it all fair and square: both my wedding gown and his bank loan."
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1052. "Now there is no reason to keep them; epicureanly joined, eternally distasteful and murderous."
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1053. "Instead of boarding the plane... to take him to his daughters, he boarded the one that took him to the rich widow on the coast."
  1054. …in reply to @catehstn
    "To this day, the stun gun has never been used."
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1055. "He said for 30 years he hadn't loved me at all. I just don't understand."
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1056. RT lccarson: catehstn Jeez, you have clearly found the breakup museum. That thing should come with a trigger warning, a buddy system and …
  1057. …in reply to @lccarson
    .lccarson I am finding it oddly comforting. At least I never bought an axe (plane tickets: yes)
  1058. Top 10 reasons to stay in the UK.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1059. "She broke up with me because I ruined it all."
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1060. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords the museum of broken relationships! It's amazing!
  1061. "He took our order and I gave him a nice tip at he end. It was as if we didn't know each other at all."
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1062. "What he didn't know was that I had once opened his bag, and found a whole plastic bag full of these bottles."
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1063. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords only in Eastern Europe
  1064. "When I moved out, and across the country, I took the toaster. That'll show you. How are you going to toast anything now?"
  1065. "We tried. Not compatible."
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1066. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords I have a tag on my bag but that guy wasn't special enough to write about.
  1067. These tweets were bought to you from the museum of broken relationships. Now I will buy my favorite ex boyfriend a gift from the store.
  1068. …in reply to @catehstn
    I have 5 post cards from the museum of broken relationships to send out! Holla if you want one.
  1069. …in reply to @maelorin
    maelorin send me your address catehuston AT gmail :)
  1070. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett send me an address :)
  1071. …in reply to @KRGilbertson
    KRGilbertson email me your ad! Catehuston AT gmail
  1072. …in reply to @betsythemuffin
    betsythemuffin you are #5! Send me an address :)
  1073. …in reply to @goggy
    goggy it's in Zagreb!
  1074. …in reply to @alexproaps
    alexproaps oh thanks! we loved it!
  1075. …in reply to @lhawthorn
    lhawthorn send me an address :)
  1076. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda it's so great! Possibly my favourite museum ever!
  1077. …in reply to @maelorin
    maelorin yay :)
  1078. …in reply to @KRGilbertson
  1079. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson hahahaha
  1080. …in reply to @undefined
    colinmarc me tooooooooo
  1081. …in reply to @smiffy
    smiffy yeah that is one of my favourite things about Europe
  1082. …in reply to @vsbmeza
    vsbmeza me too :)
  1083. …in reply to @fronxer
    fronxer 💔
  1084. …in reply to @rgarner
    rgarner 💔
  1085. Me: "what are the pros and cons?" krusk: "pro: it could be fun. Con: we could still be murdered."
  1086. …in reply to @tracymakes
    limedaring yes! Do you have time for coffee? Would love to meet up if you do. Also you should go inside! It's awesome!
  1087. …in reply to @tracymakes
    limedaring I can make 7pm work! We are at the Sheraton - are you nearby?
  1088. …in reply to @mellowbeing
    mellowbeing thanks!!! I really liked it.
  1089. …in reply to @tracymakes
    limedaring oh that sounds great!
  1090. …in reply to @catehstn
    limedaring I am just around the corner from there rn :)
  1091. RT shayan_farooq: Got this text today. Pack up, everyone, feminism is officially dead.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1092. …in reply to @tracymakes
    limedaring awesome sauce see you later :)
  1093. …in reply to @tracymakes
    limedaring sooooooooo great to meet you! Thanks for the hot chocolate 💜
  1094. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor no!!! This morning in Zagreb.
  1095. Water affirmations.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1096. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor ahh!!! I wish I had!
  1097. …in reply to @anthonylime
    anthonylime I'm excited!
  1098. …in reply to @SnugglePolish
    SnugglePolish all 5 are gone and the bonus one I will send you a postcard depicting lakes though 💜
  1099. …in reply to @antifuchs
    antifuchs yes :)
  1100. …in reply to @espylaub
    espylaub under ground over ground wombling free!
  1101. …in reply to @SnugglePolish
  1102. …in reply to @DanielleSucher
  1103. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg fab?
  1104. At that point of vacay where I am starting to look forward to working again :)
  1105. …in reply to @dev_el_ops
    dev_el_ops haha :)
  1106. …in reply to @maryselby11
    maryselby11 a sunset?
  1107. Writing a stack of postcards from Croatia. All museum of broken relationships ones are gone but I have others... Holla if you want one!
  1108. I'm speaking! Last year was amazing! dantoml/615441272711577601
  1109. …in reply to @catehstn
    All postcards gone!
  1110. …in reply to @maryselby11
    maryselby11 haha 💜
  1111. Spent ~40 mins mailing things and now I'm super excited about people receiving things... This will not last the 2-4 weeks until they arrive.
  1112. …in reply to @catehstn
    Total: 4 packages and 17 postcards 💌
  1113. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords you were on my list to send to if there wasn't enough demand! :)
  1114. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords haha yes turns out I was off base :)
  1115. …in reply to @lccarson
  1116. lccarson going to have to come visit you soon because I mailed you something and then found something I couldn't not buy you.
  1117. …in reply to @catehstn
    lccarson you will understand when you see it.
  1118. This one time, in Zagreb, we went to The Museum of Broken Relationships... and it was amazing - buff.ly/1GHadTZ
  1119. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson haha I will mail it... This is what you get for being organized!!!
  1120. Right now I am looking at these incredible paintings of oil on glass. And the woman just explained how they build it up layer by layer.
  1121. …in reply to @catehstn
    And now I can see the depth in the painting and the layers and it is mind blowing.
  1122. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli jbeda ooh I would love that :) in September! Let's go!
  1123. …in reply to @catehstn
    Then the most amazing thing happened. She said I was the first person to come in and spend a long time looking at the art...
  1124. …in reply to @catehstn
    ...and that she wanted to give me a gift. She gave me the most beautiful coffee table book about the artist.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1125. …in reply to @catehstn
    And then! I went to buy a beautiful leather satchel from a local designer. And they also gave me a gift (a small coin purse).
  1126. …in reply to @catehstn
    I was just observing to krusk this morning that I wish I got more presents but I am all good for today... Even this week :) 💜🎁🎈
  1127. …in reply to @HithaPalepu
    HithaPalepu thanks for sharing that
  1128. RT TinEye: Do you want to be a tech speaker? techspeakdigest runs a great list of resources, including calls for proposals. http://t.co/L…
  1129. …in reply to @KellyShuster
  1130. …in reply to @FrontinAMS
    FrontinAMS techspeakdigest you are so welcome! Hope it is a great event!
  1131. We are also psyched about this! kellyshuster/613375120099311617
  1132. Next issue of techspeakdigest is out tomorrow! Now is a good time to subscribe - techspeak.email
  1133. There are swimming pools in caves! Omg amazing - buff.ly/1C2jdrc
  1134. Amazing - Am I Allowed to Log Off The Internet? - buff.ly/1Htd6yh /by nilofer
  1135. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda juliaferraioli I'm coming back to Seattle and I am excited :)
  1136. …in reply to @SaraJChipps
    SaraJChipps awesome!
  1137. …in reply to @smiffy
    smiffy I'm sorry 💜
  1138. …in reply to @undefined
    MoisheL yay vacation
  1139. RT EricaJoy: Do I know any technical women on the East Coast who are going to Grace Hopper this year?
  1140. …in reply to @rtgarden
  1141. …in reply to @radiomorillo
  1142. This Week - I had a life and forgot to write this yesterday edition - wp.me/p11Aax-46O catehuston.com/blog/2015/06/29/this-week-81/
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1143. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden oh so cool! :)
  1144. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli jbeda not sure it depends which us trip it's in and whether I go to New York. But at least 4 days.
  1145. …in reply to @KyraRaath
    @MissSysiphe :)
  1146. RT anarcharaccoon: Let's make it better.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1147. RT shanley: Tech: "We're nothing like Wall Street" *evades regulation, defrauds government, refuses to pay taxes, orchestrates crash of en…
  1148. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson hahaha
  1149. Called my friend and was like "yeah so I'm bringing this guy I've never met before to your wedding" and she was like "COOL" so that's good.
  1150. …in reply to @catehstn
    It's nice when your friends accept your quirks and support your poor life choices.
  1151. They must have quite a fridge.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1152. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords not this trip :( heading back to the UK now.
  1153. …in reply to @rynchantress
    BeerOps lara_hogan yes reading! But presentations in person often make me aware of other things, give me keywords to look for.
  1154. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords I think I will come back for a month, spend more time in Zagreb and also go to Dubrovnik :)
  1155. What's that saying? Pain is beauty.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1156. …in reply to @brandon_mn
    brandon_mn it's in a history museum!
  1157. …in reply to @umojaldn
    @UMOJAonline thanks for sharing that
  1158. …in reply to @undefined
    @NEW_Cincinnati thanks for sharing that
  1159. …in reply to @brandon_mn
    brandon_mn it was! Sadly we didn't have a ton of time and were a bit rushed.
  1160. This is good - Life is Easier When You Take the Stairs - buff.ly/1Lynk00 /via felsull
  1161. Finally read what Donald Trump said and... What an ignorant, reprehensible man. Is this a joke or is this republicanism?
  1162. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also lol "The US has become a dumping ground for everybody else’s problems." I guess he didn't get the memo about global warming.
  1163. …in reply to @catehstn
    Anyway if this man is a serious contender for president of the U.S. we had better get to work on colonizing another planet.
  1164. …in reply to @catehstn
    By joke I mean: is his running a joke?
  1165. …in reply to @indec
    indec is what you are saying: he is outside the Overton window and making alternatives seem reasonable by comparison?
  1166. …in reply to @aredridel
    aredridel yeah it is on the rise in Europe rn which makes me sad :(
  1167. …in reply to @aredridel
    aredridel economic growth :/
  1168. …in reply to @HalleWinkler
    Politepix lolling so hard at this tweet also thank you 💜
  1169. …in reply to @catehstn
    This has happened before?!?!? colinmarc/615887338837790720
  1170. …in reply to @HalleWinkler
    Politepix oh cool! I don't really follow politics in any country except when it is super egregious.
  1171. …in reply to @MJB_SF
    MJB_SF colinmarc yes I saw that! :/ now he may keep going?!
  1172. …in reply to @HalleWinkler
    Politepix what was he doing between 1988 and 2000? Maybe someone should nudge him back to that.
  1173. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords so what you're saying is that he should be running for the office of most delusional man in the world?
  1174. …in reply to @HalleWinkler
    Politepix that level of fiscal responsibility is encouraging!
  1175. …in reply to @maelorin
  1176. …in reply to @indec
  1177. …in reply to @HalleWinkler
  1178. …in reply to @undefined
    colinmarc hmm i can imagine that. Don't follow politics closely enough to notice it though!
  1179. …in reply to @d_brainwave
    d_brainwave haha yea :/
  1180. Flight delayed so I sent all my invoices for June and ran payroll. Oh yeah! Feeling tres digital nomad.
  1181. …in reply to @lemay
    lemay haha yes so proud of myself!
  1182. RT JayNeely: catehstn He's not: fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/why-donald-trump-isnt-a-real-candidate-in-one-chart/ - Media just gives him time because they're in a race-to-the-bottom for eyeballs.
  1183. …in reply to @JayNeely
    JayNeely that article is amazing! Thanks!
  1184. Bye bye Croatia, it's been amazing and I will come back soon 💜✈️🌍
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1185. Some solid tips here - How To Be A Good Person On An Airplane - buff.ly/1CGOOtm /via felsull
  1186. Salt Soap — buff.ly/1LAcreb /via triketora
  1187. …in reply to @catehstn
    Apropos of this, woman laying into the flight attendant about this delay really needs to read this article. Jerk move.
  1188. …in reply to @DanielleSucher
    DanielleSucher you look happy enough there for both of you, at least 💜
  1189. …in reply to @alexproaps
  1190. …in reply to @undefined
    felsull he is super cute though so at least he has that going for him!
  1191. …in reply to @radiomorillo
    radiomorillo is this something techspeakdigest could help with?
  1192. …in reply to @yoniweisbrod
    yoniweisbrod chiuki techspeakdigest not that event but we are plotting and will share everything we can on the mailing list.
  1193. …in reply to @radiomorillo
  1194. …in reply to @radiomorillo
    radiomorillo techspeakdigest oh lol we emailed and I thought you had it. Catehuston at gmail :)
  1195. …in reply to @radiomorillo
    radiomorillo techspeakdigest it's okay I got off my second ✈️ and same!
  1196. …in reply to @SEMLondon
    SEMLondon thanks for sharing that
  1197. …in reply to @MarketingTjm
    MarketingTjm thanks for sharing that
  1198. …in reply to @StLouisBBB
    StLouisBBB thanks for sharing that
  1199. …in reply to @pjlong88
    pjlong88 thanks for sharing that