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  1. I'm back y'all. Did you miss me? (I missed you)
  2. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
  3. …in reply to @catehstn
    Vicious troll made my life a bit miserable for a week but I think they will be miserable for a lot longer than I was so I'm over it.
  4. …in reply to @catehstn
    Spent time in the gym turning rage into muscle. Achieved a zen calm that comes from knowing I can lift enemies and put them in the garbage.
  5. …in reply to @lienvdsteen
    lienvdsteen thank youuuuuu
  6. …in reply to @gembarrett
  7. …in reply to @alex_mck
  8. …in reply to @cupcait
    cupcait 🐼
  9. RT techspeakdigest: Our t-shirts are excellent for encouraging first time speakers & wonderful speaker gifts 😉 teespring.com/technically-speaking-first
  10. Thanks to this week's sponsor Neumob! Super excited for our anniversary!!! Thanks chiuki for an awesome year 💜 techspeakdigest/661486230383763460
  11. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage halloooooo
  12. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
  13. …in reply to @alex_mck
    alex_mck what does that mean? Twitter thought it was Estonian.
  14. …in reply to @alex_mck
    alex_mck oh cool! Yes I've read some of his books - truckers, diggers and wings for sure.
  15. …in reply to @gembarrett
  16. …in reply to @GapJumpers
    GapJumpers techspeakdigest chiuki yay thank you for the support!
  17. …in reply to @poornima
  18. …in reply to @kecatlin
  19. …in reply to @benmvp
    benmvp techspeakdigest awesome! That's what we love to hear!
  20. …in reply to @Katie_Dunn
  21. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  22. …in reply to @alex_mck
    alex_mck I have heard that... As a completionist tho it's an intimidatingly large commitment
  23. …in reply to @benmvp
    benmvp techspeakdigest that's amazing! And also would make a great blog post! ;)
  24. Constantly in search of this. chiuki/661681021931397120
  25. RT hypatiadotca: catehstn chiuki being anything but a doormat will get us called divas, so we might as well own it 💅
  26. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l hypatiadotca chiuki lately I've been called "the first line of defense against brogrammers" &a "Beyoncé luck dragon" I prefer those
  27. …in reply to @ThisTechGirl
    ThisTechGirl wait what you are going to London? I am thinking of coming this weekend... We can sushi?
  28. I've had a really good 24 hours y'all. Fixed bug that had annoyed me for ages, someone offered me a cupboard to live in "like Harry Potter"…
  29. …in reply to @catehstn
    …we launched the techspeakdigest anniversary and I know where I'm gonna live in 2016. Also: two excellent workouts.
  30. …in reply to @catehstn
    My only complaint really is insufficient raccoon / hedgehog / owl pictures but you know I'm a reasonable person. One can't have everything.
  31. …in reply to @catehstn
    (Not actually going to live in the cupboard but it was a very kind and much appreciated offer).
  32. …in reply to @indec
    indec so true
  33. RT indec: catehstn Well, there is. It just gets labelled as "diva" by men who are badly calibrated.
  34. Best animal picture of all time? doismellburning/661686347724402688
  35. …in reply to @catehstn
    It's a hedgehog AND AN OWL I am so happy life can only go downhill from here.
  36. …in reply to @doismellburning
    doismellburning 2/3 is pretty good tho some guy wrote a whole song about that
  37. …in reply to @alexisylchan
    alexisylchan so much sadness 💔
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  38. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky how can sleep be more important than this?!
  39. …in reply to @OpenSorceress
    OpenSorceress that owl is adorable
  40. Omg this raccoon I am also excellent at forward rolls 💜🐼 alexisylchan/661687818633265152
  41. …in reply to @catehstn
    Basically if I had a raccoon bff we would do gymnastics together and then take over the world.
  42. …in reply to @cory_foy
    cory_foy this is the only compelling argument I have heard for rural life
  43. …in reply to @OpenSorceress
    OpenSorceress that owl is so beautiful
  44. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho heylo
  45. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit erm i do not know what you mean by this
  46. …in reply to @ThisTechGirl
    ThisTechGirl top banana let me know what day you are free?
  47. …in reply to @benmvp
  48. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit oh I don't watch movies where people die
  49. …in reply to @nrg84
    nrg84 such a happy little hedgie
  50. …in reply to @WordChem
    WordChem hahaha also adorable tho
  51. …in reply to @nrg84
    nrg84 amazing
  52. …in reply to @micheletitolo
    micheletitolo not for 2 more months i have time to like... Psych myself up to it.
  53. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho continent!
  54. …in reply to @hypatiadotca
  55. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler Awwh poor little raccoon!
  56. …in reply to @ihavenotea
  57. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l 💜
  58. RT spacekatgal: Some of the best career advice I have is this: When people show you who they are, believe them.
  59. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho okay i am kinda gonna be bi-continental.
  60. …in reply to @haley
    haley you need to go to hukuloucoffee
  61. …in reply to @ihavenotea
    ihavenotea yay!!!
  62. …in reply to @haley
    haley so jealous 💜🐼
  63. …in reply to @aeva_io
    aeva_io you are awesome and this reminds me to tell you that I love your outfits 💜
  64. Is this a... Flying raccoon? rabihalameddine/661565410366521344
  65. …in reply to @haley
    haley sadness 💔
  66. …in reply to @catehstn
    haley glad you are having fun!
  67. …in reply to @DeannaHoak
    DeannaHoak it's adorable :)
  68. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky possum possum possum possum possum possum possum possum possum possum possum possum possum possum possum possum possum possum possum
  69. …in reply to @DeannaHoak
    DeannaHoak that is so cool!
  70. "I want you to love me in a way that I can show on Instagram" ~The Mindy Project
  71. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad 💔✈️🏰
  72. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille I use trello
  73. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad I was just in AMS!
  74. I hate iTunes Connect so much I'm gonna start using it as an insult. Usage: "You, you're iTunes Connect to me".
  75. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  76. …in reply to @catehstn
    Related: I think I finally have an error message I think I can do something with. From XCode, when I tried to make something for TestFairy.
  77. …in reply to @neha_shah
    neha_shah hahaha
  78. …in reply to @krstnfx
  79. Argh visas. Generally one complaint about life lately is I spend a lot more time than I want to worrying about being deported.
  80. …in reply to @catehstn
    Maybe I just never want to worry about being deported? But I feel like that would mean embracing a much more boring type of existence.
  81. …in reply to @catehstn
    And I don't want to miss out... maybe it would be interesting to be deported? Just not from anywhere I want to go again.
  82. A truly terrible idea and yet somehow appealing... charlesv/661942221910839298
  83. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho that is true. A Terrible Fate.
  84. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho that would be one way to decide where to live: have NO OTHER OPTIONS.
  85. …in reply to @catehstn
    NeoNacho Also I think most European countries would only deport me for serious criminal activity.
  86. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho I don't think I'm cut out for criminal activity. It's a personal limitation, I guess.
  87. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho Tiny Raccoon is a pillar of the community.
  88. …in reply to @krakendev
    allonsykraken kristinathai hahahaha you're adorkable <3
  89. …in reply to @krstnfx
    kristinathai allonsykraken that would be awesome <3
  90. …in reply to @dianakimball
  91. RT lara_hogan: I am *so honored* to announce that my book with Thisiscarlsagan is now available! fivesimplesteps.com/products/building-a-device-lab https://t.co/PCZ…
  92. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille I would read this
  93. Love this by aeva_io - Hi, my name is Eva and I don’t look like you - buff.ly/1LPCptn
  94. …in reply to @polotek
    polotek does this panel have a mantra tho?
  95. Should I go to the gym for the 8th time in 4 days or should I maybe just go to sleep 💤
  96. …in reply to @catehstn
    Maybe I will start with read a book and eat some mango 🐼
  97. …in reply to @cjsinch
  98. Yay finished first book of #nonovelnov The Truth About Burnout. Mostly interested into how it intersects with other things i think about.
  99. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho I do have the odd other thought you know. Like today about async testing and visas and stuff.
  100. …in reply to @catehstn
    Next up for #nonovelnov an actual physical book (I don't recall when I last read a few physical book! ~4 years?)
  101. …in reply to @catehstn
    Anyway rereading HotSeatBook because I loved it so much the first time. #nonovelnov
  102. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad where are you?
  103. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad ohh swarm link I missed that
  104. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro HotSeatBook I think second read will help me better repeat bits of it back to you in response to things you say 😉💜
  105. …in reply to @catehstn
    danshapiro HotSeatBook omg physical books tho so heavy and how do you mark the page and you didn't even sign it for me 💔
  106. …in reply to @cczona
    cczona chiuki this is why I never sign up for such things. Also I really don't believe the problem is not having a directory of women.
  107. …in reply to @cczona
    cczona chiuki yeah even aside from already being binders don't believe that's the problem. Because people invite based on recommendations
  108. You have to read this. nrrrdcore/662002791833976832
  109. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro HotSeatBook baileybaileybee Bailey is very smart and clearly has excellent taste in reading material
  110. Baby animals! Max adorbz! buff.ly/1RFrYKn /via lhawthorn
  111. …in reply to @baileybaileybee
    baileybaileybee that's awesome! Have fun!
  112. RT kecatlin: Do you have something to say? I do! Can't wait to wear my techspeakdigest Anniversary tee tspr.ng/0LLgGtsc https://t.…
  113. …in reply to @jrssnet
    jrssnet hey! Thanks for this! I don't know that the topics I talk about are great fits for these events but if we can find something, sure!
  114. There are no videos of me on the Internet, but if there were… there'd be one about color, burnout & emotional labor. jsconfeu/659454078116896768
  115. …in reply to @catehstn
    Was such an honor to close day one of jsconfeu btw, what an amazing event.
  116. …in reply to @devlead
    devlead thanks
  117. …in reply to @sch
    sch thanks
  118. …in reply to @drewreads
    drewreads thanks for sharing that
  119. …in reply to @jennrosenblatt
    jennrosenblatt thanks for sharing that
  120. …in reply to @tcointl
    tcointl thanks for sharing that
  121. …in reply to @OKwao
    OKwao thanks for sharing that
  122. …in reply to @lienvdsteen
  123. …in reply to @where2start
    where2start thanks for sharing that
  124. …in reply to @OttawaOMarket
    OttawaOMarket thanks for sharing that
  125. …in reply to @TommyBenning
  126. …in reply to @onmyway133
    onmyway133 thanks for sharing that
  127. …in reply to @jadeapplegate
    jadeapplegate techspeakdigest yay that's awesome!
  128. …in reply to @catehstn
    I want to give this talk again because I know I can do it better but also because it's stuff I think we should talk about.
  129. …in reply to @catehstn
    Was probably the most terrifying talk I gave this year because it was the most personal. It's about how I left the tech industry.
  130. …in reply to @catehstn
    Maybe in 2016 I can give a talk about how I got to a point where I felt I could go back.
  131. …in reply to @AndyDavies
    AndyDavies I need to believe there is no video but it's in the tweet
  132. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah in terms of vices to have socks seems like a p mild one 👣💜
  133. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah badge? I think my major vices are headphones. And scarves. And other accessories. And plane tickets. Mostly plane tickets actually.
  134. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah i am still unclear. Like what do they do? Where do you put them?
  135. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah fakes? Varnish? Or is this some darker hobby than I can imagine?
  136. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah ahhhhh okay :) thanks
  137. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah nice! You do have nice nails. I cba with mine because keyboards and dirt but I like to get pedicures :)
  138. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah in my imagination they will always be as they were when I left you 💜
  139. …in reply to @AndyDavies
    AndyDavies thank you for supporting me in this necessary delusion
  140. …in reply to @jrssnet
    jrssnet okay! Let's email? Catehuston at gmail.com :)
  141. …in reply to @polotek
    polotek 💜 it looked awesome tho!! :)
  142. RT TempleAlumni: Take some time for yourselves today, Owls! #NationalStressAwarenessDay
  143. …in reply to @NatashaMurashev
    NatashaMurashev i love it 💜
  144. RT terriko: Saw hedgehogs dressed as Disney princesses and immediately thought of catehstn stephenemond.tumblr.com/post/129511169087/i-wanted-to-contribute-something-to-the-mass-of
  145. …in reply to @terriko
    terriko amazing amazing amazing!!
  146. …in reply to @ShirKi
    ShirKi thanks you rock 💜
  147. …in reply to @krakendev
    allonsykraken kristinathai Tokyo March 2016?
  148. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg I am!!
  149. RT operaqueenie: Only 5% left to get The Dipper by tinselwear fully funded on Indiegogo! We can do it! Go, go, go! https://t.co/uKKY1liS…
  150. …in reply to @polotek
    polotek anildash 💜 I loved having you as a panelist! You were awesome 💜
  151. RT maggiekb1: A 1944 OSS field manual suggests CIA operatives have been sabotaging every organization you've ever been a part of. https://…
  152. …in reply to @ihavenotea
    ihavenotea 💜💜💜💜💜
  153. …in reply to @indec
    indec ooh are you gonna write this up? I want to read it.
  154. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho thanks will have a go!
  155. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho hahahaha yes I'm sorry been super frustrating. I got a response to my report to apple - completely unhelpful.
  156. RT sarahjeong: the slowly dawning realization of competent white male programmers that they are surrounded by incompetence because white m…
  157. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett pilky ooh I am late! Happy birthday gem!
  158. Finished watching "I am Cait" this morning in the gym and teared up a little. I appreciated it way more than I thought I would.
  159. …in reply to @catehstn
    Essentially because it's a show about someone learning empathy. And learning to have girlfriends.
  160. …in reply to @catehstn
    Girlfriends will love you, they will have your back, but they will call you on your shit.
  161. …in reply to @catehstn
    Problematic comments were called out, were deconstructed. I learned a bunch of stuff watching it.
  162. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also just keeping it real eg my fave quote from Jenny Boylan, "you have gone to such trouble to be a woman. Don't be a stupid one."
  163. …in reply to @catehstn
    I get people have Feelings about Caitlyn Jenner and her path isn't open to hardly anyone. That was covered, but not enough.
  164. …in reply to @catehstn
    Anyway my overall take was worth watching. *Disclaimer: I watch all kardashian shows.
  165. …in reply to @SaraJChipps
    SaraJChipps I have no clue what this is but amazing?
  166. …in reply to @SaraJChipps
    SaraJChipps oooooh!
  167. …in reply to @piewords
  168. …in reply to @catehstn
    SaraJChipps also this inspired me to rock out to Katy Perry today :)
  169. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho argh this is ridiculous and I actually tried it but no avail. I am working some more on the bitcode issue.
  170. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor :) I went for read a book and an early night those are good suggestions tho.
  171. …in reply to @indec
  172. This by shaft explains everything about why people burn out on diversity work and why the numbers are so bad - buff.ly/1SpEeiY
  173. Whenever people use the word "meritocracy" around me I mentally replace with "mediocrity" which - added bonus - usually makes more sense.
  174. …in reply to @catehstn
    "Mediocrity": collective noun, used to describe a group of white men in SV.
  175. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho trodrigues do I want to know what the esr thing is?
  176. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho trodrigues haha :) I will try and control my curiosity
  177. Further visa investigation: today's guy was like "you just can't stay for more than 90 days at a time" and I'm like TRUST ME NOT A PROBLEM.
  178. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho actually couldn't tell you when I last spent more than 90 days in one country.
  179. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho I mean they presented it as something to keep in mind not as like, something that would be a big problem.
  180. …in reply to @wolffan
    wolffan NeoNacho yay it's a good club welcome
  181. This is so great - Was Bernie Sanders sexist toward Hillary Clinton? That’s asking the wrong question. buff.ly/1OrgmNy
  182. RT CatSwetel: yay! can't wait for them to ship! techspeakdigest/661589045961625600
  183. RT lindseybieda: And even your "high bar" 10X programmers make silly mistakes because they're human and 10X programmers are a lie.
  184. Marco is super wise, and you should read this all the way to the end. polotek/662283879705784320
  185. …in reply to @polotek
    polotek fwiw I only noticed one!! Doesn't matter!! Awesome tweetstorm!
  186. My battle with iTunesConnect continues today in the form of a lengthy list of things I need to do to get them to look at it.
  187. …in reply to @catehstn
    For 26 days nothing, none of the 10+ builds I have uploaded will stop "processing" and people are complaining about this all over.
  188. …in reply to @catehstn
    Suggestions for fixing it include refreshing the builds page every 15 seconds fucking hell its 2015 is this how we fix things?
  189. …in reply to @catehstn
    All I want is a meaningful error message 💔
  190. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
  191. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho you are going to make me cry here
  192. This is a terrible story, but I worry not an uncommon one - Interview Humiliation - buff.ly/1Oftvcs
  193. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l yeah we would have nowhere left to work 💔
  194. I am also so excited about this 💜 r343l/662379527515955200
  195. Y'all informal survey for something I'm working on: what do you wish you had known about bias at the start of your career? Particularly WoC.
  196. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also would super appreciate RTs on this! Thanks!!
  197. …in reply to @darkrock
    darkrock pilky women of color
  198. …in reply to @MandaLaceyS
    MandaLaceyS omg this one you are giving me FEELS
  199. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg oh nice! I like it!
  200. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg I am changing mine to this one.
  201. RT chiuki: #FitCat achievements! Which cats have you spotted? Collect them all! play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.sqisland.fitcat
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  202. …in reply to @catehstn
    zmagg this was the hardest won lesson for me I think.
  203. …in reply to @niftynei
    niftynei indec yeah I agree with this I watch women become progressively more aware and jaded until we leave :/
  204. …in reply to @KierenJameson
  205. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora darkrock pilky yes! Also I really want to know your answer particularly.
  206. The answers to this are giving me so many feels. Read them. And please share your own! catehstn/662388479565934593
  207. I want to RT this 1000x sharonw/662413444570738688
  208. …in reply to @dianakimball
    dianakimball what i did not get a link 💔 p.s I miss you
  209. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy never accom, sometimes a bit of travel but mostly not.
  210. …in reply to @undefined
    msfionatay KarlTheMartian sharonw one thing to let HR take on thankless emotional labour another to tell them why you went home in tears
  211. …in reply to @buritica
  212. …in reply to @KarlTheMartian
    KarlTheMartian sharonw like a union? Best argument I've heard for unions in tech tbh: advocate in case of HR.
  213. …in reply to @dianakimball
    dianakimball hahaha that's awesome 💜💜💜
  214. RT polotek: catehstn that objectivity is a myth. Humans often use very different scales for evaluating different types of people for the …
  215. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy mine keeps reminding me of sadness like "remember when that bridge collapsed" or "hey see how you left faux-husband"
  216. …in reply to @catehstn
    willmanduffy also your life isn't pointless you are p entertaining on Twitter
  217. …in reply to @KarlTheMartian
    KarlTheMartian sharonw yeah me too, but in theory the purpose of a union is employee protection.
  218. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy I don't entirely know how to respond to that! Maybe just buy you an iced tea in like 3 weeks?
  219. …in reply to @kimberlymunoz
    kimberlymunoz omg this one
  220. …in reply to @oldwestaction
    oldwestaction yup :( also learned this one the hard way
  221. SashaLaundy yeah ramped up security after recent stuff and the plug in does that :/ refresh and it should work (sorry!)
  222. …in reply to @ClawGee
    ClawGee 💔 I'm so sorry
  223. RT BeParticular: catehstn that I should have trusted myself over male bosses who made decisions for me. Also, you won't always want to be…
  224. …in reply to @BeParticular
    BeParticular yes yes yes to this
  225. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah chiuki yay!!! I believe in you!
  226. Bump for the EU morning crowd - the answers are fascinating and please share yours! RTs much appreciated. catehstn/662388479565934593
  227. …in reply to @DylanLacey
    DylanLacey either / both
  228. polotek operaqueenie you did it!!!!!!!!!!! So excited and happy for you - well deserved 💜
  229. RT RedIsDead: More United States senators have been arrested for sexual misconduct in bathrooms than trans women.
  230. RT aeva_io: laser etched some dichroic glass with glowforge! looks even better in person #laserthursday community.glowforge.com/t/dichroic-glass/731
  231. This post illustrates why sometimes best thing you can do is leave. They had this information before. Ignored it. justkelly_ok/662506670744965120
  232. …in reply to @catehstn
    Now Twitter are gonna show not tell? Cool story bro. How many women and PoC leaving did it take to get to that point?
  233. RT Geek_Manager: Oh Canada, I think I love you!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  234. …in reply to @undefined
    @kavbojka ai and also - yes. I feel you <3 really hard to have your communication "fixed" when really they just want to not be you who are
  235. …in reply to @rgcottrell
    rgcottrell ha. yes.
  236. …in reply to @catehstn
    🙀😾⚡️🔥⏰🔪🔨💣📱💔💔💔💔💔
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  237. …in reply to @mljungblad
    mljungblad it fills me with rage
  238. …in reply to @undefined
    @snowcrashmike Raw numbers maybe but %wise? I know a bunch of women who have left Twitter over the past year.
  239. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah Awwh thank you!
  240. …in reply to @stillinbeta
    stillinbeta ashedryden lists that appear in your dreams are often inaccurate 💜
  241. …in reply to @stillinbeta
    stillinbeta ashedryden you are the cutest 💜 I'll be back in NYC in a couple of weeks let's hang!!
  242. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
  243. …in reply to @lhawthorn
  244. …in reply to @rynchantress
    BeerOps so much the not your responsibility thing. So much.
  245. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah inverse raccoon!
  246. …in reply to @brainwane
    brainwane yes and also FEELS. The responses to this have been full of hard won wisdom and break my heart 💔
  247. …in reply to @brainwane
  248. I have come to accept the weight of the Physical Book but it's non-self-lighting nature is a deal breaker for me.
  249. Telemarketer calls. Me: "we're on a do not call list" Him: "you have a really lovely voice" I hang up. He calls straight back. So creepy.
  250. …in reply to @ihavenotea
  251. …in reply to @ihavenotea
    ihavenotea I think there are some popular songs that suggest otherwise. Myself I would settle for meaningful error messages though.
  252. …in reply to @ihavenotea
    ihavenotea I would go see that talk!
  253. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l like the cost you take on when you convince yourself it's all ok?
  254. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l yep.
  255. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l yeah I still catch myself at this and I hate it. Like, we're not at a place where we can be incompetent yet?
  256. …in reply to @catehstn
    r343l Also guy actually said to me once that he thought lack of women wasn't a problem since he'd once worked with a woman and not liked it
  257. Thought-provoking from r343l - GHC and feelings on being experienced - buff.ly/1MBGogL
  258. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l 💜
  259. Hedgieeeeeee I feel you you are my patronus 💜 hedgehogdays/662644918783860736
  260. …in reply to @ansate
    ansate zmagg there's this newsletter...
  261. …in reply to @SashaLaundy
    SashaLaundy are you using wp? There's a wp touch plug in that I use but has a less personalized look on mobile.
  262. …in reply to @catehstn
    SashaLaundy I have found it hard to find a good responsive theme.
  263. …in reply to @philsturgeon
    philsturgeon actually p good if this is the one about VC stuff
  264. Trainer: "why are you smiling what are you going to do?" Me: "do you have a healthy fear of me?" Trainer: "it's like having a dangerous pet"
  265. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug no I have a trainer here he makes decisions for me for an hour because I don't have time to go back to NK
  266. …in reply to @petrillic
    petrillic hahaha we played a game the other day where I got to keep knocking him over
  267. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda lol in this story does this make me a… pikachu?
  268. …in reply to @SashaLaundy
    SashaLaundy ahh yeah it's a pain. Need to check tablet sizes too.
  269. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho Tiny Raccoon is my constant companion she will be better off if I am more like that hedgie 💜🐼
  270. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler 🐼💜🚀
  271. …in reply to @ihavenotea
  272. …in reply to @SashaLaundy
    SashaLaundy lol just resize the window you may need to reload the page sometimes tho depending on how it's served.
  273. …in reply to @SashaLaundy
    SashaLaundy I'm not really a web frontend person either tho
  274. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda oh very cute and also excellent accessorizing
  275. …in reply to @operaqueenie
    operaqueenie 🐼💜
  276. But... But... I told you about wombles 💔 shaug/662688464303816704
  277. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug I am still laughing so all your effort was totally worthwhile
  278. …in reply to @catehstn
    This is the classic wombles video m.youtube.com/watch?v=XWQMMPFtoG4
  279. …in reply to @catehstn
    This is my favourite. m.youtube.com/watch?v=feLDAys0v-c
  280. …in reply to @catehstn
    I'm not sure SHaug likes wombles but he also hates hedgehogs, tea and planes so don't let that sway you. Somehow I like him despite this.
  281. …in reply to @catehstn
    catehstn it's the music video!!! They were on top of the pops and everything!
  282. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug pilky all this word play, I bet your variable naming skills are Excellent.
  283. Amazing. Secret to happiness ‘is to ignore everyone and everything’ buff.ly/1OodqB6
  284. Thread from last night full of hard won wisdom you should read it. Also please answer want to hear from more of you! catehstn/662388479565934593
  285. This is great - A Graphic Account of Roxane Gay and Erica Jong's Uncomfortable Conversation - buff.ly/1Q5Ka1j /via dontgetcaught
  286. …in reply to @philsturgeon
    philsturgeon IMO he could have made point in about 1/10 of words but I guess the point is as a non-VC backed company he has time to waffle.
  287. Step 1: upload build to iTunes Connect Step 2: pray Step 3: remember I'm atheist Step 4: curl up in a ball and sob
  288. Somehow (thank you, kind stranger?) I got an invite to ORDCamp? Is anyone I know going? Been? ordcamp.com/
  289. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora oh no </3 can you abandon the other thing? we would def have fun!!
  290. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora you are so glam <3
  291. …in reply to @hmason
    hmason cool! Thank you!
  292. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille yay when do you know for sure?
  293. …in reply to @SashaLaundy
    SashaLaundy triketora oh wow! That's an endorsement :)
  294. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille okay :) i'll see you soon anyway we can lycheeeeeeee
  295. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz hahaha thank you :) I super appreciate it!
  296. …in reply to @akaptur
  297. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille I understand. Responsibilities. Tiny Raccoon is onboard tho.
  298. …in reply to @ihavenotea
  299. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz danshapiro that does not surprise me at all 🐼 will do!
  300. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica best thing to do in Santiago is catch a plane to Easter island
  301. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug r343l I hate latex wrote my 400 page undergrad thesis in word for Mac. It crashed a lot but was way less painful.
  302. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg skamille ai I missed this 💔
  303. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug r343l I spent two months living up a mountain in China where sometimes I would be hit with a stick. But latex: no.
  304. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg skamille oh that is a good analogy also I loved camilles post.
  305. …in reply to @kjrocker
    kjrocker thanks for sharing that
  306. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug r343l lol that is one way to look at it
  307. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l SHaug every conversation I have with Scott ends up in a strange place. It's part of his charm.
  308. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug glowforge the link to your Twitter is broken!
  309. First time I read section in HotSeatBook about financing I thought I understood VC. Second time: realize I don't want to understand VC.
  310. …in reply to @JMOChicago
    JMOChicago amazing!
  311. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l HotSeatBook danshapiro haha yes that was me after the first reading 💜
  312. …in reply to @onmyway133
    onmyway133 nope it was personal!
  313. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay I'm definitely sold now! 💜🐼
  314. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler EricaJoy 🚀 you are already super interesting! 💜
  315. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler EricaJoy 💜💜💜💜💜
  316. …in reply to @catehstn
    Okay I'm going I'm just not sure from which country. This is why Advanced Planning is hard, yo. Also Chicago in January!! Brrrrrr!!!!
  317. …in reply to @catehstn
    (Thanks everyone who encouraged me super excited about all the people I know going, too)
  318. …in reply to @smiffy
    smiffy yeah I had some idea of like going for a few extra days? But what's the point of cold without skiing.
  319. …in reply to @smiffy
    smiffy yeah I should be coming from a warm place? Maybe via a cold one.
  320. …in reply to @duncan
    duncan yay!!!
  321. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg 💜 you have a unique take on the world 💜
  322. …in reply to @lrnrd
    lrnrd Awwh I hear great things! As always!
  323. …in reply to @lara_hogan
    lara_hogan i am so excited to read this I can't even
  324. …in reply to @onmyway133
    onmyway133 oh thanks :) long time ago now
  325. Finally FINALLY my battle with TestFlight is over... a build was uploaded. And processed. And is now in Beta Review.
  326. …in reply to @catehstn
    This took 11 goes because NO ERROR MESSAGES and the last thing I tried was unchecking the bitcode box when exporting from xcode.
  327. …in reply to @catehstn
    Note: disabling bitcode didn't work. But also this was a completely unscientific strategy because have I mentioned NO ERROR MESSAGES.
  328. …in reply to @catehstn
    Was dreading opening my computer today because I figured I would need to think of something new to try and I've been out of ideas for days.
  329. All my workout gear is coming from here from now on, also I freaking love that hoodie! Want! Superfit Hero buff.ly/1OoscYL
  330. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille hahahaha okay <3
  331. …in reply to @indec
    indec urgh the way they have framed that as "success" really bothers me. I also note that they brag about submissions from women and poc...
  332. …in reply to @catehstn
    indec ... but the winner appears to be a white dude.
  333. …in reply to @catehstn
    indec basically my usual rant that exploiting people more efficiently IS NOT INNOVATING
  334. …in reply to @indec
    indec also choosing the dev who claims to be cheapest and fastest isn't actually new either. they just did it with a speadsheet.
  335. Going through duplicate pics found lots of my favourite ex and also this photo from when life was more interesting.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  336. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also realized that before I was homeless I used to take pictures of my apartment and also really embrace my talent for accessorising.
  337. …in reply to @catehstn
    This picture might be the last one of that passport, because IIRC I hit my head skiing (again) and lost it.
  338. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  339. …in reply to @ashish_fagna
    ashish_fagna haven't really thought about that
  340. …in reply to @indec
    indec yeah I don't know about the us gvt but regardless of details that experiment makes me sad.
  341. …in reply to @jgoldfein
    jgoldfein unit tests
  342. RT skamille: Perhaps what this industry needs, before management training, diversity training, etc, is simply a refresher on good manners
  343. …in reply to @indec
    indec excellent I will read it :)
  344. This is great, thanks for writing it SashaLaundy - Relying on volunteering is more unfair than you think - buff.ly/1WF4ITK
  345. Rocking mine right now!! lindseybieda/663087862125109248
  346. Margaret Hamilton, so cool - Her Code Got Humans on the Moon—And Invented Software Itself buff.ly/1Spu0iL /via sferik
  347. …in reply to @krakendev
    allonsykraken 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
  348. …in reply to @krakendev
    allonsykraken also I am coming back to your country and this time I am bringing your presents
  349. …in reply to @krakendev
    allonsykraken how could anyone not?
  350. …in reply to @krakendev
    allonsykraken everyone is trying to lure me to San Francisco how about we compromise on seattle?
  351. wordnuvola #wordcloud
  352. Huh 1) I am way more positive than I would have thought 2) possum and no raccoon wut. wordnuvola/663124307359440897
  353. …in reply to @catehstn
    Oh wait raccoon was so large I missed it also owl on par with airport lol lol lol
  354. …in reply to @justkelly_ok
    justkelly_ok hypatiadotca that man fills me with rage
  355. …in reply to @heycojovo
    c_johnston it is cut off in the embedded tweet image which is a relief I am not going mad
  356. …in reply to @heycojovo
    c_johnston Tiny Raccoon says hello
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  357. TIL porcupines are extremely adorable. dearsarah/663129075775508480
  358. …in reply to @heycojovo
    c_johnston awwwh Tiny Raccoon is coming back to Seattle soon. Also I am coming with her.
  359. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho but there is also "hedgie" and mostly the hedgehogs I love are Japanese
  360. …in reply to @heycojovo
    c_johnston lol I am down... I arrive dec 12 💜
  361. …in reply to @krakendev
    allonsykraken I love all hedgehogs I cannot decide 💔
  362. …in reply to @krakendev
    allonsykraken Tiny Raccoon would never pick on anyone!!
  363. Tomorrow i am going to play with the new UI testing stuff in XCode. NGL I'm pretty excited. This is my idea of a good time.
  364. …in reply to @catehstn
    Some friends have been trying to convince me to date again and it's probably best if they never see that tweet. Or maybe they'd give up.
  365. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah the last guy I went on a date with sent me hate mail. I'm working on becoming a lesbian.
  366. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit Awwh thank you
  367. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah well I've got as far as not dating men.
  368. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah yay we are on track
  369. …in reply to @sundress
    sundress the main thing is they are like "you should get out more" and I am all "I'm actually an extremely boring person"
  370. …in reply to @catehstn
    sundress like my friend was all "you travel constantly how don't you meet anyone" and I was like "idk I don't talk to people"
  371. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit honestly the unit testing is probably the least of it my table schedule is ridic. But thank you for the encouragement!
  372. …in reply to @piewords
  373. …in reply to @heycojovo
    c_johnston kitchenettekat i should have sent you that when I intro' you! It's an amazing article :)
  374. RT c_johnston: Glad catehstn suggested I follow kitchenettekat. Just found this modelviewculture.com/pieces/the-invisible-minority-of-the-tech-world and it's everrrrrything.
  375. …in reply to @heycojovo
    c_johnston kitchenettekat 💜💜💜💜💜
  376. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor I should ask them that
  377. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug !!!!!!! Tuna is the cutest!!!!!!!!
  378. …in reply to @krakendev
  379. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug SnugglePolish :) I am totally owning migrant lately.
  380. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli I love it!
  381. Raccoons! Having a bath!!!! Soooooo cute 🐼💜 geekygirlsarah/663177547769733120
  382. …in reply to @lara_hogan
    lara_hogan you're awesome
  383. …in reply to @meghan_collie
    @m3ggiesue I want to give that man something to joke about 🔪
  384. Been working out ~3 hours/day most days past week and I'm having a hard time drinking enough even though I drink CONSTANTLY. #cateproblems
  385. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also weird: been sometimes super hot and sometimes super cold. I think this is my metabolism being all "what up, yo".
  386. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad lol I like that there are blue lagoon products there.
  387. …in reply to @trodrigues
    trodrigues you could think about adding raccoons to your menagerie
  388. …in reply to @catehstn
    But I feel a lot more on keel emotionally after having people hate me on the Internet so that's good. Yay for healthy coping strategies.
  389. …in reply to @catehstn
    1) because exercise is natures natural (mild) anti-d 2) catehstn/661638825911975936
  390. …in reply to @doismellburning
    doismellburning haha you're OK I hadn't thought of this. I have rehydration tabs, and actually my mom is a doctor. I'll ask her!
  391. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad I quite like their products! They make me feel super clean and the moisturizer isn't too heavy.
  392. This Week - I spent an inordinate time at the gym edition catehuston.com/blog/2015/11/08/this-week-100/
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  393. …in reply to @_loveallthis
    _loveallthis interesting you are the second person to suggest it's a salt thing - I have some rehydration tabs I will sample one!
  394. …in reply to @lara_hogan
    lara_hogan we can both be awesome! shine theory!
  395. …in reply to @catehstn
    A few people suggested rehydration salts and I thought about it but they looked unappealing so drinking virgin pina colada instead.
  396. …in reply to @mattwallaert
    mattwallaert haha thanks :)
  397. Feeling this from msfionatay - Where Do I See Myself in Five Years? buff.ly/1OqcUTm
  398. …in reply to @nkkl
    nkkl orly? You have to measure the water to mix them with which stressed me out. I have no idea how to do such a thing.
  399. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug SnugglePolish when I have been working so hard to be less suspicious! </3
  400. Have ~10 days in Dec, constraint: EST adjacent. Iceland: very cold. Canada: afraid to go back after last time. There's one US city I like...
  401. …in reply to @catehstn
    Current status: trying to convince travel agent (who runs my life tbh) that spending Dec 25 at O'Hare would actually be quite nice.
  402. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg no last time I saw signs for a vertical garden and I want to track it down.
  403. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug you say this, you didn't have my experience at the Canadian border the other week.
  404. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg yeah I'll be working so doesn't seem worth going somewhere I would want to explore.
  405. …in reply to @bertjwregeer
    bertjwregeer hmm it's more the LH strike he's worried about.
  406. …in reply to @nkkl
    nkkl ah okay I will try that :)
  407. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg I try not to eat in American Airports at all. I'd hopefully be on the redeye leaving the 24, but LH is having strike stuff rn.
  408. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug I like to take a broad definition of "fun" but it doesn't extend to full bodily cavity searches.
  409. …in reply to @nkkl
    nkkl I have some raspberry things to sample. Not sure who they are from. But will give it a go!
  410. …in reply to @rebeccasliter
    rebeccasliter zmagg lol okay I will make an exception and try it!
  411. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug I'm sorry I never wanted to let you down. I'm a disappointment as a British person. As a spy. I'd better stick to programming.
  412. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug hahaha okay
  413. RT skamille: catehstn msfionatay this was so sad, I wrote a response that I hope inspires a bit of, well, hope medium.com/@skamille/somewhere-in-between-opt-out-and-lean-in-there-lies-a-middle-path-9b278c52c3f3
  414. …in reply to @krakendev
  415. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille laurabygaslight msfionatay then my 5 year plan can be to find the middle path ;) <3
  416. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille msfionatay I love this <3
  417. …in reply to @crisewing
    crisewing hahaha yes that is the only us city I like :)
  418. …in reply to @nkkl
    nkkl I am drinking some they are not that nice :/ will see if I feel better tho!
  419. On the word guys - buff.ly/1Pcdjc2
  420. …in reply to @alexkinsella
    alexkinsella me too!
  421. Today's "who to follow" recommendations. Their algorithm concludes I need to hear from more dudes. I disagree.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  422. …in reply to @alexkinsella
    alexkinsella like if they aren't your friends? ;)
  423. …in reply to @maayanroth
    maayanroth yeah it's really grating on me
  424. …in reply to @bcbroom
  425. Yay KIF tests replaced with UI tests, have lots of notes (will blog). Most importantly, Rescue Time is pleased w/me.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  426. …in reply to @undefined
    msfionatay the UI tests or RescueTime? I love RescueTime :) well sometimes it makes me feel bad about myself. Rest of the time I love it.
  427. …in reply to @Dinalli
    Dinalli ohhh I think you fix that using expectations. I have an example.
  428. …in reply to @catehstn
    Dinalli Sorry that came across 'splainey, I would love to know what the problem is and holla if I can help at all I'm such a testing nerd!
  429. …in reply to @jessepollak
    jessepollak msfionatay that view? Yes. It also gives me a graph of my productivity over the day and a pulse.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  430. …in reply to @Dinalli
    Dinalli that sounds super fun! Send it over :) can I blog about it if I fix it?
  431. …in reply to @catehstn
    Dinalli catehuston AT gmail or DM is fine :)
  432. …in reply to @jessepollak
    jessepollak msfionatay haha yes it's one of my fave apps also webwright made it which makes me extra fond of it <3
  433. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde cool!!
  434. I really like these - 8 Zen Master Stories That Illustrate Important Truths - buff.ly/1kvMYsg
  435. …in reply to @darzidave
    darzidave thanks for sharing that
  436. …in reply to @eric_ebs
    eric_ebs thanks for sharing that
  437. Finished HotSeatBook for the second time in <1 year. I loved it even more this time, my favourite non-fiction book. #nonovelnov
  438. …in reply to @catehstn
    Review from last time: catehuston.com/blog/2015/05/15/book-hot-seat/ I wish more of my friends would write books because then I can ask them better questions.
  439. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also this might be the only business book where I read it and (still) wanted to hang out with the person who wrote it.
  440. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro r343l y'all are so domestic I made rehydration liquid today and tbh I think I got it wrong.
  441. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro r343l yes i put some kind of tabs in it? I had to break them up too. As I understand it >=2 ingredients is like cooking.
  442. Ooh exciting next book for #nonovelnov past cate bought me the new mindy kaling.
  443. …in reply to @catehstn
    I think my attempts to be nicer to future cate are starting to pay off because I also found 14 cans of cherry Coke the other day.
  444. …in reply to @sharonw
    sharonw I think fundamentally life is the kind of optimisation problem I'm not very good at.
  445. …in reply to @catehstn
    sharonw Specifically something that looks like optimisation problem, actually has a many factors out of your control. Like booking flights.
  446. …in reply to @catehstn
    I actually messaged skamille when this happened and told her it was evidence that people can change but I'm not sure she believes me.
  447. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l danshapiro I have no Practical Skills 💔
  448. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l danshapiro omg I actually want to make this but I do not want to eat it.
  449. …in reply to @ihavenotea
    ihavenotea haha that's okay! It's nearly December! A gift for future February!
  450. …in reply to @taraclark_
    taraclark_ because last time I was interrogated 2x and searched for drugs.
  451. …in reply to @chiuki
    chiuki yay!
  452. RT EricaJoy: Anyway, that's gonna be my response to pretty much anyone asking why I would patent my ideas. Because 350 years of kleptocrac…
  453. …in reply to @heycojovo
    c_johnston I love "my Indian name is this joke is racist" you are awesome 💜🐼 like a raccoon
  454. So I see some rich white dude is once again suggesting that exploiting people more efficiently is innovating. It's not.
  455. …in reply to @NatDudley
    NatDudley doing life right 💜
  456. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy this is an excellent answer applicable to multiple questions 💜
  457. …in reply to @heycojovo
    c_johnston looks a bit more fox than raccoon but still - WANT.
  458. Yayyyy new build of ShowAndHide is finally on test flight!! #showandhide showandhide.com
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  459. …in reply to @trodrigues
    trodrigues oh the comment about unions by that YC dude
  460. …in reply to @roseanna_g
  461. …in reply to @iwasleeg
    iwasleeg this fills me with rage.
  462. …in reply to @trodrigues
    trodrigues for the best
  463. …in reply to @zenigel
    zenigel or you are following the right things! That YC guy complaining about unions.
  464. …in reply to @girlziplocked
    girlziplocked janl I love this.
  465. Technically Speaking Anniversary & 2016 Speaking Goals catehuston.com/blog/2015/11/09/technically-speaking-anniversary-2016-speaking-goals/
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  466. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah noooo she is admiring them!
  467. RT 42aross: If you're in Berlin this week, join me & others this Thursday for a fun tech event: bit.ly/1KBLdyV
  468. FEELS - 'Women are just better at this stuff': is emotional labor feminism's next frontier? buff.ly/1NEB2QG /via triketora
  469. …in reply to @laurabygaslight
    laurabygaslight triketora and whilst explicitly talking about the history... leaves that out :( sorry
  470. "there's very little incentive under capitalism to be a decent human being" ejpbruel/663735356810993664
  471. …in reply to @janl
  472. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho triketora #notallwomen
  473. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
  474. …in reply to @ihavenotea
  475. …in reply to @taraclark_
    taraclark_ it wasn't fun :( 2nd time I have been searched for drugs entering Canada although the double interrogation was a first.
  476. …in reply to @danielpunkass
    danielpunkass NatashaTheRobot haha have fun you too! Jelly y'all get to hang out 💜
  477. Dramatic raccoon! I adore ThisIsPumpkin 💜🐼 thisispumpkin/663739847371300864
  478. …in reply to @petewarden
    petewarden cool!!
  479. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah buying so many socks is clearly a Suspicious Activity
  480. …in reply to @sienatime
  481. RT tinselwear: It's the last day of our Indiegogo campaign! You can still get your Dipper at the crowdfunding price. https://t.co/r6pn8iI…
  482. …in reply to @philsturgeon
    philsturgeon I love these excellent misanthropy a++
  483. …in reply to @petewarden
    petewarden :) assume you were working on it? Congrats!!
  484. …in reply to @philsturgeon
    philsturgeon willmanduffy is perspicacious
  485. …in reply to @petewarden
    petewarden I'm looking forward to the blog posts :)
  486. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah that is much less exciting than my imagination
  487. …in reply to @catehstn
    Well today's collection has 2 different women, one of them occurring twice. Also a brand.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  488. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho misandry!
  489. Love these - A photographer edits out our smartphones to show our strange and lonely new world - buff.ly/1OrjkS4
  490. …in reply to @Dinalli
    Dinalli oh! no! But I wrote up my notes today and I'm publishing that wednesday.
  491. …in reply to @atomicbird
    atomicbird yeah true
  492. …in reply to @Dinalli
    Dinalli awesome :) thanks!
  493. …in reply to @Dinalli
    Dinalli ooh I have it! So exciting.
  494. …in reply to @Dinalli
    Dinalli testing is my fave
  495. RT julielerman: Timeline kismet: 2 different women RT 2 different shirts for 2 different orgs encrgng women speakers at tech events https…
  496. …in reply to @mnowster
  497. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah this is true of basically everything tho real life is so boring
  498. …in reply to @kerrizor
  499. One of the best things about this past year is that I have had the time and emotional energy to be a better friend.
  500. …in reply to @catehstn
    Honestly not that hard. Reach out! Take interest in people's lives! Send postcards! But easy to get caught up in our own lives and forget.
  501. …in reply to @danielpunkass
    danielpunkass NatashaTheRobot is the last source of techspeakdigest stickers! Also I forgot to keep any for myself.
  502. “We need to build the Internet responsibly, in a way that shines a light on shitbag behavior without encouraging it” buff.ly/1NSuTP2
  503. Argh packing. What does one wear in Venice in November?
  504. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde awesome! I will take a hat :)
  505. …in reply to @NatashaTheRobot
    NatashaTheRobot danielpunkass techspeakdigest I would but I am going to Venice ⛲️
  506. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug and planes.
  507. …in reply to @catehstn
    SHaug 🐼💜
  508. …in reply to @indec
    indec lol
  509. …in reply to @catehstn
    SHaug but I'll see you soon we can look for some things to have in common haha :)
  510. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho danielpunkass NatashaTheRobot techspeakdigest my travel is set through to the end of the year 💔
  511. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug but planes take you to adventures and adventures are AWESOME!!! ✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️
  512. …in reply to @catehstn
    SHaug when I see you remind me to tell you about my favourite airports. I also have a list of most hated airports which you might prefer.
  513. …in reply to @marcprecipice
    marcprecipice okay you caught me right before I made a terrible mistake thank you!
  514. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug more I think you enjoy talking about things you hate 😇
  515. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug do you want me to bring you some marmite?
  516. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug haha okay that's easy :)
  517. We're announcing November webinar in tomorrow's techspeakdigest and it's SUPER COOL so now's a good time to subscribe if you don't already.
  518. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also limited availability techspeakdigest anniversary tshirts which I am excited to wear on stage next year! teespring.com/technically-speaking-first
  519. …in reply to @catehstn
    We are also having a techspeakdigest December webinar and I would be super excited about that if I could think that far ahead. Stay tuned.
  520. …in reply to @catehstn
    I am packed and I haven't brushed my hair or worn anything other than gym gear and pyjamas in 9 days so this is going to be an adjustment.
  521. …in reply to @_K_E_L_S_E_Y
    _K_E_L_S_E_Y cool! :)
  522. …in reply to @petrillic
    petrillic the pjs wearing rn have polar bears on them but think in Italy people dress better wouldn't appreciate them the way they deserve.
  523. …in reply to @petrillic
    petrillic I packed pjs with robots on 😇
  524. …in reply to @miss_jwo
    miss_jwo thanks :)
  525. …in reply to @petrillic
    petrillic what about north face sneakers? Or fluevogs?
  526. …in reply to @neha
    neha On my way there rn staying until Friday! Let's hang?
  527. …in reply to @knitonepugtwo
  528. Don't expect much from SV tech dudes but this is a new low. Force of Personal Responsibility is strong in this one. athertonkd/663860674695716864
  529. …in reply to @catehstn
    It's good to be Personally Responsible but it does have limitations. Rich white dudes often have a hard time seeing that, though.
  530. …in reply to @catehstn
    It's also not weird that people who have watched a loved one die horribly want improved safety. This is not a personal attack.
  531. …in reply to @danielpunkass
    danielpunkass NatashaTheRobot is my favourite robot 💜
  532. …in reply to @polotek
    polotek that's gross
  533. …in reply to @akaptur
    akaptur zmagg Maggie if you go to the west coast after December 12 you must also come to Seattle. It's basically the same place.
  534. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage yeah someone needs to introduce the idea to him that he can have a thought, think about being a decent human, not publish it.
  535. RT roidrage: catehstn Deflection of responsibility under the umbrella of improving the argument and readability when talking about death,…
  536. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage so agree
  537. …in reply to @heycojovo
    c_johnston in my imagination you are buying these to feed your growing army of squirrels
  538. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg akaptur but fewer brogrammers
  539. …in reply to @krakendev
    allonsykraken purpleyay what about Seattle ✈️
  540. Amazing! My travel is planned to the end of 2015 ✈️🌎
  541. AirCanada I am gold with you and therefore star alliance and I'm being charged for a checked bag. What is up with that?!? 💔😥
  542. …in reply to @catehstn
    AirCanada this is Swiss airlines I have been gold for YEARS never charged for a checked bag!! So upset.
  543. If BHX ever makes it to list of faves will be this sign that appeals to me as both a programmer and an adventurer.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  544. …in reply to @catehstn
    This is why I love airports: they are gateways to adventure! ✈️🌍🌎🌏
  545. …in reply to @heycojovo
    c_johnston you deserve an army of squirrels I believe in you
  546. …in reply to @neha
    neha cool can I Dm you?
  547. Achievement unlocked: actually hit send on today's techspeakdigest sat on a plane.
  548. …in reply to @jennifershehane
    JEndmann jesslynnrose techspeakdigest this tweet makes you my favourite subscriber! Thanks!
  549. Thanks to this week's sponsor! dontgetcaught, author of my favourite blog 💜 techspeakdigest/664003567422996480
  550. …in reply to @FlySWISS
    FlySWISS okay having flown with you I can tell you it was not the perfect choice. I was charged for my checked back. Even tho gold.
  551. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td yeah not my style but I love it!
  552. …in reply to @lhawthorn
    lhawthorn I see you got today's newsletter 💜💜💜
  553. I don't often Engage with Brands but when I do I argue with them on Twitter.
  554. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho I agree
  555. …in reply to @lhawthorn
    lhawthorn 💜💜💜💜💜
  556. …in reply to @danielpunkass
    danielpunkass bunny!!!!! So cute
  557. Flight 1: stuck between two large men. Flight 2: entire row to myself. Next stop! Venice!! Sooooooo excited 🎉🚢💜
  558. Well the good news I am in Venice. The bad news: it's so foggy I may not actually see Venice despite you know, being there.
  559. …in reply to @jewelia
    jewelia I am going to have nightmares about that now
  560. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden I arrived and I have some of those things
  561. Sometimes I wonder why I still fly star alliance and then I remember no airlines do status matching anymore.
  562. …in reply to @catehstn
    Basically I will be flying star alliance until I die or until I don't fly enough to make the minimum miles / segments.
  563. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml back when airlines treated passengers like human beings if you had status on one another would match it to get you to switch.
  564. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky :( I'm sorry honey!
  565. …in reply to @neha_shah
    neha_shah thanks! Will check those out
  566. …in reply to @stillinbeta
  567. SHaug I think you would like it here it's so foggy I can barely see anything.
  568. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug I forgot my laptop charger! Also I came to see the art. Which I guess is mostly inside.
  569. …in reply to @lindseybieda
    lindseybieda yay 💜💜💜
  570. Well I am on the right numbered boat but it seems to be going in the wrong direction.
  571. …in reply to @catehstn
    I am on a boat tho! In Venice! 🚢
  572. “the term startup has been narrowed to describe the pursuit of total business domination” buff.ly/1WzJ6bm /by dhh
  573. …in reply to @stillinbeta
    stillinbeta 💜✈️
  574. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho boats are awesome
  575. In case anyone has been wanting to buy me a present that isn't a live animal I'm just gonna leave this here... 🔥💥🔥 theamazingcandle.com/
  576. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho a houseboat or a floaty house or in a shipping container all of these things I would be okay with.
  577. …in reply to @shellycoen
    shellycoen hirojin that makes me want it more is that odd?
  578. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug yes this is all I ever wanted. Well and a hedgehog. I feel like these aren't compatible tho. And a shipping container home.
  579. …in reply to @catehstn
    SHaug and a raccoon. That's it tho.
  580. …in reply to @hirojin
    hirojin shellycoen I feel like something that exploded in your house and then you kill it with a knife. It's like Charmed.
  581. …in reply to @krstnfx
    kristinathai ooh amazing I will investigate thanks
  582. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug 💔 I thought by now you would have embraced the wombles
  583. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug 💔
  584. I was late to realizing I'm a millennial but I've decided to embrace it which I think means communicating more and more with emoji.
  585. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora 👐🏼
  586. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug you are clearly also an optimist 💜
  587. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l the emoji queen
  588. …in reply to @taraclark_
    taraclark_ I will buy you another postcard and hand deliver it
  589. …in reply to @undefined
    Feministy it's very foggy there is no scenery
  590. …in reply to @undefined
    Feministy haha if you are serious I will give you a us location 😇
  591. …in reply to @undefined
    Feministy teaaaaa also I think I just ate the best pizza of my life
  592. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug it's true your tweets do make me laugh in public and the people in this restaurant probably think there's something wrong with me.
  593. …in reply to @catehstn
    SHaug "who is that woman eating alone and laughing to herself? And by the way I love that hat"
  594. …in reply to @rynchantress
    BeerOps yay go you!
  595. …in reply to @undefined
    Feministy I haven't eaten since breakfast so I don't completely trust my judgement and must come back again because SCIENCE
  596. …in reply to @dontgetcaught
  597. Tiny glass owls!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  598. oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  599. …in reply to @undefined
  600. A guy just shoved a rose in my hand and then tried to get me to give him some money and I appreciate him reminding me why I don't date.
  601. …in reply to @purpleyay
    purpleyay allonsykraken umbrellas are annoying waterproof jacket with hood and sturdy shoes and just embrace being damp
  602. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug the real glory of a hat is the fluffy pom pom
  603. …in reply to @kwugirl
  604. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug the real tragedy of fluffy Pom poms is you only get them for winter, 1-6 months of the year depending on your location.
  605. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug I mean the fact that people don't wear fluffy Pom poms year round is a sign that the market is right for exploitation.
  606. …in reply to @catehstn
    SHaug I mean disruption. To YC with you!
  607. Life goal: be someone who can pull off this outfit.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  608. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug the final hatolution
  609. …in reply to @pwnela
    pwnela I totally rocked your decorations which were imo even more fashion forward
  610. …in reply to @a_meba
    a_meba :) awesome !
  611. …in reply to @kwugirl
  612. …in reply to @lemay
    lemay or David Bowie
  613. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug 👑
  614. …in reply to @a_meba
    a_meba yes I am afraid to go in there!
  615. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah yes!
  616. …in reply to @pwnela
    pwnela hahaha thank you 💜
  617. …in reply to @Hagit
  618. …in reply to @nkkl
  619. …in reply to @undefined
  620. …in reply to @nkkl
    nkkl :)
  621. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug I just bought the most extraordinary purple hat and FYI I think this is your fault
  622. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug 3 sizes of Pom poms
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  623. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug I am not 100% sure I can pull it off but I will try
  624. …in reply to @undefined
  625. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug this one is kind of heart shaped but like an organic heart rather than a stylized romantic one
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  626. …in reply to @catehstn
    SHaug THEY ARE EVERYWHERE
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  627. …in reply to @catehstn
    SHaug also Pom poms as furniture
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  628. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky 🐧
  629. RT philsturgeon: Do you ever look up at the nights sky, into the vast, seemingly infinite universe, and think to yourself: do aliens prefe…
  630. Tiny Raccoons selfie game is escalating.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  631. I love this story from geekygirlsarah, on encouragement and what a difference it makes - buff.ly/1l9WB0r
  632. …in reply to @shellycoen
  633. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller sounds right to me. Lean in to the abyss. Lean out to freedom.
  634. I asked someone to guess where I was going to spend most of 2016 today and the answer was "Monte Carlo". I am not that glam.
  635. …in reply to @catehstn
    If y'all want to play though? Correct continent gets a postcard, correct country a present, correct city a better present.
  636. …in reply to @catehstn
    Answer will be revealed in the next few weeks. Some of you know so you are disqualified from entering (but can have a postcard if you ask!)
  637. …in reply to @indec
    indec is this a movie reference I'm missing? Was my financial dude.
  638. First clue: I'm probably not going to live in an airport. bcbroom/664165733803368448
  639. …in reply to @lrnrd
    lrnrd Awwh I will send you a postcard!! Dm me your address 📫💌🗺
  640. …in reply to @PhilDarnowsky
    PhilDarnowsky I love this game already
  641. …in reply to @indec
    indec do you think my location has a probabilistic interpretation then?
  642. …in reply to @CatSwetel
    CatSwetel lol TIL what that is 😇
  643. RT foobar3: catehstn Reykjavik Iceland?
  644. …in reply to @kerrizor
    kerrizor Dm me your address!
  645. RT IanSkerrett: catehstn ottawa, canada :-)
  646. …in reply to @kerrizor
    kerrizor foobar3 it is a cool place! I bought a beautiful hat there. And also a lamp. One day I will have somewhere to put the lamp.
  647. …in reply to @indec
  648. RT indec: catehstn Well, the Huston Uncertainty Principle suggests that if we know your position accurately, we can't know where you're g…
  649. …in reply to @darrenkipp
    PineMud I can't lose here the results are either hilarious or useful
  650. …in reply to @indec
    indec this sounds like such a fun game 😂
  651. RT piewords: catehstn Singapore
  652. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky if that's where I was going would I tell you?
  653. …in reply to @EricaJoy
  654. Guys, the next time you're tempted to #notallmen someone, ask them to be positive... read this. buff.ly/1RAZjXd /by @m3ggiesue
  655. …in reply to @krakendev
    allonsykraken sundress so what you are saying is I am an interesting person who should stay inside?
  656. RT qwandor: catehstn Amsterdam?
  657. RT cocoadelica: catehstn Copenhagen?
  658. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller zactly
  659. …in reply to @joel__lord
    joel__lord that's great!!
  660. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky I admire your optimism here
  661. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  662. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde that sounds unpleasant
  663. …in reply to @heycojovo
    c_johnston but what price can you put on an army of squirrels?
  664. RT sarahmei: "Strong opinions weakly held" is fundamentally incompatible with a diverse, creative team.
  665. RT ShowAndHide: Amsterdam #showandhide
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  666. …in reply to @smiffy
    smiffy hope she is ok!thinking of you!
  667. …in reply to @undefined
  668. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille 💜 amazing
  669. RT sarahmei: RATIONALITY TEST: Which is more likely? 1. You unconsciously assign more value to opinions of people like you (verified by 10…
  670. RT sarahmei: 2. The opinions of people like you are _actually_ more valuable than those from folks in marginalized groups (verified by zer…
  671. …in reply to @sarahmei
    sarahmei you are on fire 🔥💜
  672. …in reply to @kwugirl
  673. …in reply to @smiffy
    smiffy ! :)
  674. …in reply to @Dinalli
    Dinalli thanks :)
  675. …in reply to @AndyDavies
    AndyDavies techspeakdigest we've occasionally mentioned that this is our policy but trying to normalize coc. Confs should say if don't.
  676. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde I hope so!
  677. RT antifuchs: catehstn Vienna? (:
  678. RT pilky: catehstn Your secret island where you’re creating your hedgehog and raccoon army to take over the world?
  679. I've been getting lots of comments about how I don't seem that British lately so here I am trying a new kind of tea.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  680. RT maruthven: catehstn british overload. cant compute
  681. …in reply to @rachelandrew
    rachelandrew I bet! nothing I have consumed in a church has ever been good! I hate beer and football but I LOVE tea.
  682. …in reply to @undefined
    Feministy excellent I wonder how many points I need for them to give me healthcare.
  683. …in reply to @rachelandrew
    rachelandrew urgh buffets sooooo stressful especially pot luck! Me too!
  684. OH woman waxing philosophical on how "energy never goes away" and I thought to myself, "she's never worked on a failed software project".
  685. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also "you can't see souls like how you can't see the Internet" that's a new one.
  686. …in reply to @catehstn
    The most British things about me: my love of tea, and my general misanthropic aura.
  687. …in reply to @catehstn
    Least: use of the word aura, willingness to drink cold tea, hatred of beer and football.
  688. …in reply to @susankitchens
  689. …in reply to @undefined
  690. …in reply to @leapingwoman
  691. …in reply to @kevinmarks
    kevinmarks hahaha I think it means rich and delicious but your translation is better
  692. …in reply to @undefined
    Feministy one day
  693. …in reply to @bubbva
    bubbva hahaha what animal is starring this time?
  694. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad that looks lovely!
  695. …in reply to @bubbva
    bubbva amazing
  696. …in reply to @kevinmarks
    kevinmarks I have no idea I don't know any Latin! Italian I mostly decipher as a mix of French and Spanish.
  697. "But he did not want to shoot the elephant"
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  698. …in reply to @catehstn
    "He became a sort of hollow, posing dummy. He wore a mask, and his face grew to fit it."
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  699. r343l the perfect accompaniment for your indoor firework
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  700. …in reply to @catehstn
    "I give you my word"
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  701. …in reply to @catehstn
    "In the end he could not stand it any longer and went away."
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  702. …in reply to @catehstn
    I find this really scary for some reason. But also - compelling.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  703. …in reply to @vonneudeck
    vonneudeck I'm at the bienalle in Venice!
  704. …in reply to @catehstn
    "Keys connect us to each other; boats carry people and time."
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  705. …in reply to @catehstn
    "The problem is not to free ourselves from illusions. The problem is to free ourselves from situations which demand illusions".
  706. …in reply to @catehstn
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  707. …in reply to @catehstn
    Wonderland
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  708. …in reply to @catehstn
    "It was at this moment, as he stood there with the weapon in his hands, that he first grasped the hollowness, the futility."
  709. …in reply to @catehstn
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  710. "all ways to be to be ways to be to be"
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  711. RT ShowAndHide: Oh! Canada! #showandhide buff.ly/1O1ackf
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  712. …in reply to @catehstn
    "everything will be taken away"
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  713. …in reply to @catehstn
    "Hello, today you have day off."
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  714. …in reply to @emdantrim
    emdantrim I think there is a cultural reference i am missing here :/
  715. …in reply to @emdantrim
  716. RT mrtazz: catehstn Berlin obv
  717. …in reply to @endocrimes
  718. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml does that mean you want a postcard?
  719. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml from Venice?
  720. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad I am not the arbiter of Britishness but I will say that black tea is better 😇
  721. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad 🇱🇷 is not known for good tea
  722. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml okay Dm me an address
  723. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad me either tbh. Maybe holland!! ;)
  724. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad mmmm that thought makes me hungry
  725. I love that skamille keeps laying it down - Truth and Consequences of the Technical Track - buff.ly/1LWuVVz
  726. I feel like it has been weeks since I last experienced real daylight. Or warmth. ❄️🌧☁️🌨
  727. …in reply to @catehstn
    I assume this represents the dystopian future.
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  728. …in reply to @undefined
    colinmarc I think in practise cities with a uniform architecture tend to have picked a depressing one.
  729. …in reply to @undefined
    @mallory_codes it's weird like ceramic? And yet somehow looks plasticey
  730. …in reply to @undefined
    colinmarc eastern euro, certain parts of the U.K., suburbia
  731. …in reply to @devlead
    devlead Venice rn!
  732. RT NatashaTheRobot: Replacing KIF Tests with XCUI Tests via catehstn #iosdev #testing catehuston.com/blog/2015/11/11/replacing-kif-tests-with-xcui-tests/
  733. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l EXACTLY
  734. SHaug maybe you will like this hedgie
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  735. …in reply to @devlead
    devlead so cold!
  736. …in reply to @mkflint
    mkflint stupid places are the best place to start testing imo!
  737. RT qrush: The best people aren't just in one city or time zone. Happy to welcome another nomad to basecamp, NatashaTheRobot! https://t.c…
  738. “He wasn’t seeking a more authentic reality, so much as fleeing the bits of reality he couldn’t handle.” buff.ly/1kfRAU4
  739. …in reply to @pardel
    pardel haha yes :) I will ask next time we speak!
  740. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug that was close to positive! Don't hurt yourself! 😇
  741. …in reply to @jl_hfl
    jl_hfl Cocoanetics yeah I had a miserable time. Unchecked the bit code option on export - fixed it.
  742. "Tiny Raccoon has never seen such a fluffy Pom Pom"
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  743. …in reply to @catehstn
    Poll: Who wore it better?
  744. …in reply to @catehstn
    NatashaMurashev I know that was you
  745. …in reply to @1101_debian
    1101_debian modocache interesting. I didn't have anything in kif that couldn't be covered by xcui tho so that would be redundant.
  746. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy 💜💜💜
  747. #nonovelnov finished mindy kalings new book (omg love it) and now reading slack.
  748. …in reply to @catehstn
    NGL I'm pretty shocked by who is currently winning here. But 23 hours to go! Everything can change!!
  749. This is thorough, pragmatic and helpful - On technical debt - buff.ly/1NWFdFT /via mynguss
  750. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica colombia_dev that's beautiful 💜
  751. RT buritica: Came home to a lovely hand-written note that made my day. It had a check for colombia_dev. It's why I do what I do😍 https://…
  752. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug awwwh that's adorable 🐼
  753. One of my friends: "don't make big life decisions when your code isn't working" #rulestoliveby
  754. …in reply to @_mbdr_
    @maruthven try and fix your code first?
  755. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller hahaha yes :)
  756. …in reply to @SashaLaundy
    SashaLaundy r343l is this the 30% research? Or different?
  757. If software "cares" about me I want to know what that means for humanity because where there is love there's hate. haley/662521585023086592
  758. …in reply to @catehstn
    To be fair humans have suspected this for a while but programmers, we knew it was incompetence, lack of empathy, and poor testing.
  759. …in reply to @lccarson
  760. ICYMI Tiny Raccoon and I got a new hat and now we are playing "Who Wore It Better". catehstn/664538120826785794
  761. …in reply to @undefined
    msfionatay cczona Real Person 💜 hope it went well!
  762. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli 💜💜💜💜💜
  763. …in reply to @catehstn
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  764. …in reply to @trodrigues
  765. The Infinite Nothing
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  766. …in reply to @catehstn
    "War" "death" (The nihilism of this piece pleases me)
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  767. Fun cate fact: Andorra is my favorite country 💜 (skiing, tax free shopping, crepes and tapas. What's not to love?) showandhide/664746064528998400
  768. …in reply to @catehstn
    "that is the last item on this list: a glass of anger, 2015"
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  769. …in reply to @vonneudeck
    vonneudeck idk Iban but lack of international airport
  770. …in reply to @catehstn
    So this is what an explosion of color looks like.
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  771. …in reply to @catehstn
    "What is your name? What are you called? Please name yourself! Speak in your name!"
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  772. …in reply to @neha_shah
    neha_shah ooh I love boats! Yes I will go looking :)
  773. …in reply to @neha_shah
    neha_shah thanks!
  774. …in reply to @catehstn
    "I would like to change places with you for a while, to look out at the world through your eyes." (Love captions)
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  775. …in reply to @vonneudeck
    vonneudeck ohhhhhhh that's what that number does
  776. …in reply to @catehstn
  777. …in reply to @catehstn
    "I will always do what I say I am going to do."
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  778. …in reply to @catehstn
    "We protest against the derivation of basic human rights"
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  779. …in reply to @greatersafety
    greatersafety oh thanks I worry it is super annoying!! :)
  780. …in reply to @greatersafety
    greatersafety that is so thoughtful! Thank you!
  781. RT ShowAndHide: Sydney harbour bridge #showandhide buff.ly/1lijRJC
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  782. buffer hey I'm having trouble uploading images. Main culprit probably poor internet but after failure when I retry it posts tweet w/o pic.
  783. …in reply to @catehstn
    The lights are spinning! I love it!
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  784. …in reply to @SaraJChipps
    SaraJChipps I LOVE charmed been meaning to rewatch it!!
  785. I'm ~halfway through slack (short read) and it's great. I thought was about busyness but it's about organizational dysfunction #nonovelnov
  786. …in reply to @dontgetcaught
    dontgetcaught love this post!! :) I thought I followed what was happening and I still learned stuff.
  787. …in reply to @cory_foy
    cory_foy yes! I am getting so much out of reading it.
  788. …in reply to @catehstn
    Having worked at an org with not invented here about EVERYTHING - some things seemed jarringly wrong; finding data is reassuring.
  789. …in reply to @catehstn
    How much better would our organizations be if we stopped believing we were special and accepted we have the same failings as everyone else?
  790. …in reply to @catehstn
    "the chances that tomorrow will be like yesterday are always overwhelming" ~Hannah Arendt
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  791. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson I did!!!!! And thought of you for so many reasons, many of which are in that picture.
  792. …in reply to @dontgetcaught
    dontgetcaught :) yes and can I offer my proofreading services? 😇
  793. …in reply to @dontgetcaught
    dontgetcaught lol no just that I want a preview copy!
  794. …in reply to @dontgetcaught
  795. …in reply to @stillinbeta
  796. …in reply to @catehstn
    "As a sharp resistance as knives we respond"
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  797. …in reply to @bcbroom
    bcbroom orly I think of education as very paranoid about plagiarism but maybe that is academia!
  798. …in reply to @catehstn
    bcbroom better to have an originally bad idea than derive a good one
  799. …in reply to @catehstn
    I am obsessed with Tuvalu so this installation is one of the reasons why I wanted to come to the biennale.
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  800. …in reply to @catehstn
    It's supposed to be evocative of climate change and the fear of the island being submerged.
  801. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson :) I have been live tweeting pictures and quotes 💜
  802. …in reply to @stillinbeta
    stillinbeta you have terrible dreams 💔🌨
  803. …in reply to @JillianKozyra
    JillianKozyra haha yes :)
  804. …in reply to @catehstn
    "The most interesting thing I have created is my seven-year-old daughter."
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  805. …in reply to @catehstn
    Trokomod / Trojan Komodo
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  806. …in reply to @bcbroom
    bcbroom ah yeah makes sense :)
  807. RT lhawthorn: So much this. Cannot believe how much time, energy, co. progress & employee well-being are sacrificed on ego altar. https://…
  808. …in reply to @undefined
    felsull privileged value judgement to evaluate conversation on niceness rather than importance / utility.
  809. …in reply to @undefined
    felsull yeah I agree
  810. …in reply to @catehstn
    Every time I see my shadow I am filled with joy. New favorite hat.
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  811. This article from 2013 is a classic - Women in Tech and Empathy Work - buff.ly/1XWhJ8y /via msfionatay
  812. …in reply to @catehstn
    Here be dragons.
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  813. …in reply to @jewelia
    jewelia the book is called "slack" will post review next Friday :)
  814. …in reply to @aiboyles
    aiboyles DRAGONS DRAGONS DRAGONS okay actually just two dragons
  815. RT pwnela: catehstn wait how big IS that pompom?
  816. …in reply to @pwnela
    pwnela about 3-4 Tiny Raccoons
  817. Venice is eerie #nofilter
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  818. …in reply to @catehstn
    #showandhide
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  819. …in reply to @neha_shah
  820. …in reply to @catehstn
    Boats!
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  821. I don't want to worry anyone but I am in a cold dark place I got to via boat and now the boat has stopped running.
  822. …in reply to @catehstn
    Okay it's getting a little creepy.
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  823. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson lol also a cold dark place I got to on a boat describes Venice itself.
  824. …in reply to @catehstn
    This guy appears to be walking with purpose so I am following him. Everything is fine. Nothing can go wrong.
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  825. I need better friends 💔 pilky/664849898597187584
  826. RT indec: catehstn "I'm being followed by a strange woman. She's wearing a really weird hat. I think she's going to attack me."
  827. …in reply to @indec
    indec s/weird/awesome
  828. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson I am so on board for this
  829. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky 💔
  830. I found the most extraordinary book store! Bought some extra postcards so now is a good time to say if you want one.
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  831. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett dm your address!
  832. …in reply to @lindseybieda
  833. …in reply to @indec
    indec I agree for a normal hat this could be true. This is not a normal hat tho.
  834. …in reply to @catehstn
    Just realized I can probably engrave this picture on acrylic using glowforge. Cooooooooool!
  835. …in reply to @krstnfx
    kristinathai ooh I found some and it was amazing
  836. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l this is a complement, right?
  837. …in reply to @lindseybieda
    lindseybieda are you okay babe?
  838. …in reply to @lindseybieda
    lindseybieda 💜💜💜💜💜
  839. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l I love hats I have so many!!!
  840. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler I don't know what that means but 💜
  841. Oh so it looks like I don't have a flight tomorrow and I am trapped in Venice. Oops.
  842. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l I really like shoes and I hope one day to have a home again and be able to exercise my genius of accessorizing again.
  843. …in reply to @buffer
    buffer I really really really hate emailing it's the ShowAndHide account buffer, same images and type as those that did upload.
  844. Status Report, From Hell - buff.ly/1RELJlq /via peterseibel
  845. …in reply to @buffer
    buffer so the problem is after it fails it then saves without the image. I won't have better internet until Saturday.
  846. RT LittleMxSurly: Why
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  847. …in reply to @ihavenotea
    ihavenotea techspeakdigest sometimes you can get one through your job or they will have a deal with a pro photographer.
  848. …in reply to @AkashaCoin
    nexxylove hey will you relo? glowforge are hiring in Seattle and if you like hardware art I suspect you would 💜 product.
  849. RT jgoldfein: #allmalepanel at OReillyNext on AI assistants - StevenLevy happy you tried to tackle gender, sad it was pretty fail-y. :(
  850. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler ooh amazing
  851. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson wonderful! I could pull that off! Probably!
  852. …in reply to @AkashaCoin
    nexxylove seriously glowforge are amazing :) meet SHaug who is hiring devs <3 holla @ me if I can help at all!
  853. …in reply to @buffer
    buffer I'm using the iOS app.
  854. …in reply to @buffer
    buffer sure thanks for letting me know!
  855. lufthansa hi my flight is cancelled and I can't change it online and I've been on hold FOR AGES. Please help. I'm Star Alliance gold.
  856. Nothing makes you feel like the airline is sorry they cancelled your flight like the demand to call a premium phone number.
  857. …in reply to @KarlTheMartian
    KarlTheMartian yeah I'm pretty mad. Also been on hold for AGES now.
  858. …in reply to @neha_shah
    neha_shah ooh and you went to dismaland too!! awesome! love the waterproof "boots"!
  859. …in reply to @adriarichards
    adriarichards shondarhimes yay! ordered :)
  860. Some good suggestions here - How To Hire Female Engineers - buff.ly/1XWjCSA /via triketora
  861. …in reply to @catehstn
    Yay I have a new plane ticket going to fly via Amsterdam which I suspect will annoy NatashaTheRobot (I will wave from the sky!)
  862. …in reply to @meghan_collie
    @m3ggiesue I hope you are going to report back on the effectiveness of these strategies, I need to up my game.
  863. …in reply to @meghan_collie
    @m3ggiesue excellent I am sure I can learn from that as well
  864. …in reply to @catehstn
    Tiny Raccoon wore it better 💔 it's okay I have to concede this is true... I made a brave showing tho. catehstn/664538264452337664
  865. …in reply to @natashathenomad
  866. …in reply to @meghan_collie
    @m3ggiesue under the table it makes you seem less available and therefore more alluring.
  867. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora 💜🐼
  868. RT ShowAndHide: Sydney opera house #showandhide buff.ly/1QrqtkP
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  869. Why am I still awake oh yeah dearsarah was being awesome 💤
  870. …in reply to @dearsarah
  871. Do they though?
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  872. …in reply to @catehstn
    Social media makes me sad. In a list of things that "matter" profile views have to be at the bottom of the list.
  873. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l the end of humanity
  874. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords EXACTLY
  875. …in reply to @catehstn
    r343l maybe what it means is if you pay for linked in premium you don't need a profile picture.
  876. This is what I look like when I am programming 💜 hedgehogdays/664958015078985728
  877. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l this must be what recruiters want. LinkedIn would know.
  878. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett devs nooooooooo don't do it.
  879. …in reply to @Hagit
    Hagit let's hope so?
  880. …in reply to @devlead
    devlead yeah classic example of projecting business wants on the user
  881. …in reply to @Hagit
    Hagit this is the season when I am most despondent about humanity
  882. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah gembarrett not to date tho
  883. RT devlead: catehstn it's in own bubble, there's a true disconnect between them and many of their users.
  884. …in reply to @Hagit
    Hagit :) I cheer up in January!
  885. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho 💔 I don't know I have some suspicions
  886. .SHaug tries to explain to me how to live in one place for a long time "it’s easy. each day you get up, you don’t go near an airport"
  887. RT mrb_bk: Imagine if instead of having you in the 80s your parents purchased Apple Stock. They'd be so much richer and happier
  888. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug c_johnston do you need to make it in a kitchen tho? Because I don't have one of those.
  889. …in reply to @smiffy
    smiffy 💜
  890. …in reply to @pilky
  891. This is called "bust of gnome" which I confess was a surprise to me after seeing it.
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  892. …in reply to @catehstn
    "the irony of Magritte's imagery is that it implies a story that will never unfold"
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  893. …in reply to @NatDudley
    NatDudley something for you!
  894. Venice selfie! I am wearing a less extreme but still beautiful hat today.
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  895. …in reply to @catehstn
    "…a visual equivalent for the truths that inhabit nature but are conceals in its random, flawed manifestations."
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  896. …in reply to @janl
    janl hiiiii 💜
  897. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho we are not playing this again Tiny Raccoon wears everything better 💔
  898. …in reply to @catehstn
    "clearly the creation of likeness is at best of marginal concern to Picasso" (these captions - I love them)
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  899. …in reply to @catehstn
    "Go where people sleep and see if they are safe"
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  900. …in reply to @catehstn
    This is called "incomplete open cube" I love it.
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  901. …in reply to @catehstn
    "Changing place changing time changing thoughts changing future"
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  902. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  903. …in reply to @ansate
    ansate 💜
  904. RT ShowAndHide: Sydney! #showandhide buff.ly/1lilVBo
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  905. …in reply to @sarahmei
    sarahmei I'm sorry that is brutal 💜 still crawling out from that kind of week myself lately.
  906. I am so taken with these owls!
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  907. Attention SHaug
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  908. You know how many modern cities are built on a grid? The more time I spend in Venice the more I am convinced this city is built on a maze.
  909. …in reply to @catehstn
    But anyway it is time for me to leave 💔 on a 🛥 en route to ✈️
  910. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho I have been lost for 3 days now
  911. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho hahaha no
  912. This is... Odd (and amusing) - Chemical Apple Pie: Apple Pie Without The Apples - buff.ly/1L5OB5n /via danshapiro
  913. …in reply to @neha_shah
    neha_shah ooh I didn't realize you could buy them!! I had to rush tho. But I also love owls 💜💜💜
  914. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde danshapiro I don't like apple pie so maybe I'd consider it to be an improvement? But cracker pie doesn't sound appealing either.
  915. I was drawn in by the fluffiness and captivated by the contrast.
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  916. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde yes!!! Wanted to see it for ages
  917. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde it was cool!!!
  918. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde yes that one was surprising
  919. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde yeah I read her Wikipedia page and that is why I wanted to go.
  920. Anatomy of a 4 day trip. Day 1: argh Day 2: I should be working Day 3: this is fun! Day 4: I feel so creative. Oh! Plane.
  921. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug you mean my perfectly natural level of affection for fluffy Pom poms?
  922. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml NeoNacho Berlin!!!!! All cash all the time!!
  923. …in reply to @crisewing
    crisewing yay!!
  924. A guy is ranting about airport design. But it all makes sense when he says "I am an engineer". What does he engineer? Ships.
  925. …in reply to @catehstn
    He keeps interrupting woman, now he's talking about being hungover. Y'all will be sad when the plane takes off and I can't live tweet it.
  926. …in reply to @catehstn
    "I tell my wife plan your holiday with the kids when I'm not here."
  927. …in reply to @catehstn
    Lengthy rant about having to say hello to people in the elevators. One of life's great problems, really.
  928. …in reply to @shadow
    shadow you aren't ranting at strangers about them are you?
  929. …in reply to @catehstn
    Talking about ex girlfriends in Finland because Finnish men drink too much or too quickly. Yikes.
  930. …in reply to @catehstn
    "I go to the bar at 7pm and at 10pm and by then all the guys are drunk or sleeping but the girls are all still awake."
  931. …in reply to @catehstn
    I am not an expert on romance but this sounds even more horrible than i expect.
  932. …in reply to @catehstn
    He just made a terrible noise it sounded like a rhinoceros with a cold.
  933. …in reply to @Ravi
    Ravi haha I am trying to stop live tweeting things I shouldn't!! ;)
  934. …in reply to @shadow
    shadow not the same! Also excited to read them :)
  935. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml you will be fine!! Well I would be fine. You will probably be fine!
  936. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml 1) don't do timezone math use a calendar
  937. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml yes it would. I can at any point tell you the time in like 5 places but even I don't do timezone math.
  938. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho #notallships
  939. I would ask but I don't want to reveal what I am up to 😇 neonacho/665215501803593728
  940. …in reply to @catehstn
    Now he is snoring 💤 so this got boring quickly.
  941. …in reply to @undefined
    Feministy supposedly 35 minutes ago so who knows really
  942. …in reply to @catehstn
    The snoring has stopped if this was an Agatha Christie he would be dead. But I think he's alive. The man behind him has now started snoring.
  943. …in reply to @catehstn
    I appear to be on a plane full of men and many of them are sleeping how can I use this situation to take down the patriarchy.
  944. …in reply to @undefined
    Feministy hahaha okay for you!
  945. …in reply to @undefined
    nslater spreadsheet and auto meter or maybe the spreadsheet scripting thing
  946. RT CatSwetel: catehstn tie all their shoe laces together?
  947. …in reply to @catehstn
    He is still breathing. The flight is taking off.
  948. …in reply to @catehstn
    Is it just me that worries people are dead when they are sleeping? Ex boyfriends have complained about waking up to find me checking pulse.
  949. …in reply to @catehstn
    (I am not going to check his pulse I am on a plane it's easy to get arrested. Also, so far I don't like him.)
  950. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  951. Oh this kitten! So cute! buff.ly/1OyWyI7
  952. …in reply to @devlead
    devlead lol lol lol
  953. …in reply to @mel_reams
    mel_reams I am glad it's not just me!
  954. …in reply to @atomicbird
    atomicbird he was mostly ranting at this woman and leaning over the guy in the middle
  955. …in reply to @catehstn
    Well that was boring we are in Amsterdam and he slept all the way and now he is rambling about this woman's luggage. Oddly fixated on it.
  956. …in reply to @catehstn
    Other guy next to me asked me to get off the plane when doors aren't even open and our friend threw my phone charger putting on his coat.
  957. …in reply to @catehstn
    It may not surprise you to learn that he did not apologise or appear to even notice. Now I can't find my battery :(
  958. …in reply to @catehstn
    His parting words to that woman were "enjoy! This is the best airport in the world" and she said "I have been here several times".
  959. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also I have my battery yay and this concludes The Adventure of the Terrible Man on a Plane.
  960. The border guy's question to me was "going home" and I looked at him blankly but decided not to offer lengthy explanation.
  961. True he was not even the most terrible man I have encountered on a plane. Eulerizeit/665248315131363329
  962. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  963. Sure Lufthansa have reasons for striking but I was supposed to have favourite sandwich at FRA tonight and instead:
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  964. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky is this like snakes on a plane because I never saw that movie
  965. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug =".."=
  966. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett pilky my personal hell then
  967. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug amazing!!!
  968. …in reply to @mel_reams
    mel_reams we aren't weird we are concerned! ;)
  969. “I saw the bar for promotion move as soon as a woman crossed it.” buff.ly/1kseU0O ekp continues to be amazing <3
  970. …in reply to @rockchick322004
  971. RT Pinboard: “Think of it as Tinder for work” - an actual human being who I don’t think is drunk, speaking into a microphone
  972. Lots of use "diverse" xooglers are having a good laugh right now. I bet the plan was to throw money at it. pinboard/665238069252071425
  973. …in reply to @catehstn
    E.g how would you hire away "diverse" people? You would pay them more. No problems would arise from that. None at all.
  974. …in reply to @catehstn
    Thing about financial incentives for "diversity" is that they are meaningless next to the cost of a years salary because take break/leave.
  975. …in reply to @undefined
    msfionatay Pinboard head of googles HR at #NextEconomy I think.
  976. But women leave because they have babies! What to do?!? zmagg/665290667556544513
  977. …in reply to @yesthataunt
    @yesthataimee yes
  978. They also consider "neurodiversity" which is always an excellent sign. kavbojka/665290609054363649
  979. …in reply to @yesthataunt
    @yesthataimee ssdd?
  980. …in reply to @undefined
    msfionatay Pinboard comparably or fundamentally?
  981. …in reply to @catehstn
    msfionatay Pinboard seriously I don't think he is a terrible person I think people ops has as much not invented here as everywhere else.
  982. …in reply to @catehstn
    msfionatay Pinboard I also think there is a vast gap between intentions and execution.
  983. …in reply to @yesthataunt
    @yesthataimee oh yeah I am also very bored of it all.
  984. Oh, Paris 💔🇫🇷
  985. …in reply to @jgoldfein
    jgoldfein msfionatay whilst I was there I saw so many reasons to focus on pipeline it all just seems like elaborate justification.
  986. …in reply to @catehstn
    jgoldfein msfionatay i appreciate the context tho perhaps more thoughtful than I was used to. But the pipelining is actively harmful imo.
  987. …in reply to @jgoldfein
    jgoldfein msfionatay that is a good line, would be interested to know details of execution tho.
  988. …in reply to @jgoldfein
    jgoldfein msfionatay I have a long rant about UB but I need to sleep.
  989. …in reply to @catehstn
    Je pense à tous mes amis en France ce soir. Rester en sécurité.
  990. …in reply to @cczona
  991. …in reply to @epsalon
    epsalon yeah I know but often used to claim a bunch of white dudes are in face "diverse"
  992. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden I know 💔
  993. …in reply to @taraclark_
    taraclark_ lol 💜
  994. …in reply to @taraclark_
    taraclark_ British passport they al always ask that
  995. #nonovelnov finished slack, what an EXCELLENT book, I found it so helpful. Will post review soon :) now reading Amy Poehler's Yes Please.
  996. …in reply to @heycojovo
    c_johnston oh cool! I'm not super into it so far the jumping around was irritating me. Will persevere!
  997. …in reply to @heycojovo
    c_johnston ooh THTAHT is good! Although it annoyed me that he uses "she" throughout but wife is the only woman actually mentioned.
  998. …in reply to @catehstn
    c_johnston it felt a bit like "I've heard women exist but I don't actually talk to them"
  999. Facebook safety check seems like a useful feature but apparently no one I know in Paris trusts FB with their location (fair, I don't either)
  1000. …in reply to @natashathenomad
  1001. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad also eat pancakes
  1002. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad nice!! Yeah that is a savoury one you should also eat pofferyjes (so)
  1003. …in reply to @catehstn
    natashathenomad that should have been (sp)
  1004. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad haha desert tho! They have plane (butter) ones on the menu.
  1005. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad I thought for a while last night I might have rocked up on your doorstep but then I made my connection 💜
  1006. …in reply to @natashathenomad
  1007. …in reply to @sarahmei
    sarahmei yay have fun!
  1008. …in reply to @shirlsgaw
    shirlsgaw so glad to hear it!
  1009. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug HAPPY BIRTHDAY 👑 now you are even older I know how important that is to you.
  1010. …in reply to @heycojovo
    c_johnston thanks! Always helpful to hear when starting a book and not loving it.
  1011. Eye opening - Do you overfunction or underfunction in a relationship? buff.ly/1QBum6M /by oliverburkeman
  1012. …in reply to @gembarrett
  1013. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug eking out every last moment of being alive, that's something I admire about you!
  1014. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug r343l nobody makes me cake 💔
  1015. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug r343l that seems like a lot of work to get cake and like so many things usually even more work for women.
  1016. …in reply to @polotek
  1017. …in reply to @catehstn
    polotek oh wait maybe I missed something? Maybe not personal ones but biz ones ~3 months ago definitely.
  1018. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug r343l that is definitely the short term solution. Or live with store bought cake. Or just without cake.
  1019. …in reply to @catehstn
    SHaug r343l also yes I just derailed your birthday celebrations with feminism because that's the kind of friend I am
  1020. My hobby: worry about things that don't matter as a displacement mechanism from angsting about things that do.
  1021. …in reply to @undefined
  1022. …in reply to @catehstn
    SHaug r343l (a picture I took for you earlier. Like a gift, but it won't add to your life in any way & there is no need to dispose of it).
  1023. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug no that was a random dude whose name I have already forgotten.
  1024. …in reply to @catehstn
    SHaug I mean I could guess it with like 50% accuracy
  1025. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug if we ever need to speak of him again we can refer back to this tweet
  1026. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l SHaug or - a fluffy pom pom
  1027. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l SHaug I worked on project with lots of turnover and we had a rule that I didn't have to learn their names unless they lasted 2 weeks
  1028. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l SHaug hahahaha I love that you expressed that with a regex <3
  1029. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l SHaug omg winter accessories <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
  1030. …in reply to @catehstn
    r343l SHaug accessorizing well has been a casualty of my life choices and it is one of 2 things I miss about having a Home.
  1031. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg WANT!
  1032. …in reply to @catehstn
    r343l well in black etsy.com/uk/listing/207681997/black-infinity-scarf-with-zipper-pocket?ref=related-1 because black is my Travel Color or Absence Thereof.
  1033. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l All of the beautiful colors are very very meaningful Grey is my favorite color I felt so symbolic yesterday
  1034. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l yeah those are counting crows lyrics :) i do love grey tho. But I like a bit of color. Right now I am wrapped in a purple blanket.
  1035. ICYMI the Further Adventures of my Obsession with Testing - Replacing KIF Tests with XCUI Tests - buff.ly/1kVt9Lo
  1036. …in reply to @pilky
  1037. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug omg one of my first CDs but I bet you had those record things. Also! Finally found something we both like! So exciting :)
  1038. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug I found a YouTube playlist and now I am going to listen to Colorblind and cry in your honour.
  1039. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug i am covered in skin, no one gets to come in. pull me out from inside. i am folding and unfolding and unfolding i am colorblind
  1040. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug you know after that first terrible hedgehog hating email you sent me I never would have thought we would be twitter bffs
  1041. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug you would know that, being extremely old. how many acts are you at now? 5? 6?
  1042. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug I believe in death and taxes
  1043. …in reply to @catehstn
    SHaug oh and the power of Accessories to Make an Outfit.
  1044. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug I mean apparently I don't believe in taxes all that much because I bank in the caymans.
  1045. …in reply to @catehstn
    SHaug Accessorizing, tho.
  1046. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug The Final Act of Nothingness after The Penultimate Act of Taxation.
  1047. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug not everyone has it in them to embrace the One True Way of Accessorising. I don't judge you.
  1048. RT starkcoffee: When someone is better than you, consider that they've been cultivating that skill for a long time. What skills have you b…
  1049. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad "I wish we could all just say from earth" -- for a long time I just said "Europe".
  1050. …in reply to @NatDudley
    NatDudley I wanna give you a birthday hug 💜💜💜💜💜
  1051. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett 💪🏻⚖
  1052. …in reply to @NatDudley
    NatDudley 🔭⏳
  1053. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug sooooooooooooo cute omg I am excited to meet tuna she is adorable. Also petting a hedgie is something of a life goal.
  1054. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad I've given up and I just say "the uk" and then people tell me how weird my accent is.
  1055. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  1056. Is it weird that I really want these? First thing on the list for when I figure out where to live.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1057. …in reply to @chriseidhof
    chriseidhof hmmm I think I might try somewhere warmer first! O:) visit - definitely.
  1058. Beautiful - Always Go To The Funeral - "Most days, my real battle is doing good versus doing nothing." buff.ly/1QocbCo /via gayle
  1059. …in reply to @seb_ly
    seb_ly clearleft hi - are these still available? Can we include this in the next issue of techspeakdigest ?
  1060. …in reply to @seb_ly
    seb_ly clearleft techspeakdigest oh thank you so much! :) in the next issue then - just in time!
  1061. …in reply to @thedesignnomad
    thedesignnomad control flow & patterns are learnable but actually making things look pretty requires some kind of talent (I don't have it)
  1062. …in reply to @thedesignnomad
    thedesignnomad yeah or one way to look at it is: if something is wrong I can mostly tell (unless v subtle).
  1063. …in reply to @catehstn
    thedesignnomad If it /works/ wrong I can fix it (or not make that mistake in the first place), if it /looks/ wrong I need instructions.
  1064. Urgh my computer is running so slowly my tests are failing :/ when are the new macbooks out! I am due an upgrade.
  1065. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l are you developing on it?
  1066. …in reply to @catehstn
    Having a launched app has got them running, and then turning off slow animations has stopped things from randomly failing.
  1067. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l nice! Yeah it's only xcode that has problems :)
  1068. Late to this, but it's BRILLIANT - “Magical Thinking & Thought Terminating Clichés” - buff.ly/1RXbcqw /by buzz
  1069. …in reply to @mkflint
    mkflint thanks!! Launching the sim and then running tests fixed things. The other problem was slow animations.
  1070. …in reply to @jtolds
  1071. …in reply to @mkflint
    mkflint yeah sometimes takes too long on slow computers according to stuff I found on the internet.
  1072. …in reply to @benclarkwood
    benclarkwood it's so annoying!
  1073. …in reply to @BriannaWu
    spacekatgal CatSwetel I love crumpler! I don't know if you can get them in the us though. Au or Europe.
  1074. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage it's such a disappointment to discover that people I learned about at uni don't meet basic standards of human decency.
  1075. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l yikes better not try android on that machine then!! That is even slower :/
  1076. Super interesting - How To Spark Lateral Thinking: A Simple But Powerful Formula - buff.ly/1OKPW9D /via jenny_blake
  1077. …in reply to @NatashaTheRobot
    NatashaTheRobot 💜💜💜
  1078. …in reply to @MarkoKovic
    MarkoKovic thanks for sharing that
  1079. …in reply to @krider2010
    krider2010 thanks! Appreciate you sharing it.
  1080. …in reply to @bloghealthy
    bloghealthy thanks for sharing that
  1081. RT wwcsf: Oh, and Technically Speaking hit 1 yr and has a t-shirt! teespring.com/technically-speaking-first#pid=370&cid=6546&sid=front #IHaveSomethingToSay techspeak.email
  1082. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l android is like 5
  1083. …in reply to @undefined
    MoisheL I love this thanks for writing it and doing the research 💜
  1084. I had this idea I could fix tests tonight and focus on android code tomorrow but realized that I would just make things worse and didn't.
  1085. …in reply to @catehstn
    Cate's #1 rule of programming: stop before you make things worse.
  1086. …in reply to @hayley_codes
    @hayleyavw sleep is excellent for fixing your code. Failing that, tea.
  1087. …in reply to @hayley_codes
    @hayleyavw can't make things worse at least! :)
  1088. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli SHaug y'all are adorkable ilu
  1089. …in reply to @curiousbiped
    curiousbiped haha yes I think programming is the only place where I consistently apply it though!
  1090. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett okay I am British but can I please vote for the wombles?
  1091. RT mrogati: The Bechdel test for tech conferences: 1) two women speaking 2) on the same panel 3) not about women in tech.
  1092. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
  1093. "Fixing" failing tests the way I least want to: deleting them. The alternative is breaking the UX. AFAIK can't test opening Safari in XCUI.
  1094. …in reply to @percysnoodle
    percysnoodle thanks :) I have unit tests that check it, was trying to also check it in my UI test suite (XCUI, replaced KIF with it).
  1095. …in reply to @elomdusk
    @dustappeal :)
  1096. …in reply to @percysnoodle
    percysnoodle ahhh OK. Thanks.
  1097. Some insight into causes of failure and SV dysfunction - I’m sick of Unicorns, I want to be a Pegasus - buff.ly/1WYY99m
  1098. RT stillinbeta: catehstn I want to be a sphinx. If you can't answer my Java riddles I bite your head off
  1099. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille haha I love raccoons but not sure i would adopt the typical raccoons beauty regime
  1100. Just said goodbye to my trainer now who will make decisions for 1-3 hours a week for me 💔
  1101. Including my post on XCUI testing! Thanks NatashaTheRobot 💜 natashatherobot/666253419867480064
  1102. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah yay!
  1103. RT marymad: Warning of raccoon uprising in San Francisco anarcharaccoon ktvu/661550949404557313
  1104. …in reply to @iwasleeg
  1105. …in reply to @Kusmeroglu
    Kusmeroglu exciting!!
  1106. Does anyone have any services (or resources) for writing app store copy? The one I found isn't available right now.
  1107. RT skamille: This piece on Gawker's problems with women is devastating and abs worth reading even if you don't gaf about gawker https://t.…
  1108. Super interesting, thanks for sharing femgineer! Self-Publishing: A Series of Experiments + Endless Self-Promotion buff.ly/1MufKB5
  1109. Time is running out to order a techspeakdigest tshirt! I know what I'm wearing on stage in 2016 teespring.com/technically-speaking-first
  1110. …in reply to @jadeapplegate
    jadeapplegate techspeakdigest hey - can you DM me an email address please?
  1111. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
  1112. …in reply to @neha_shah
    neha_shah omg that would be amazing - can I email you? DM me an address?
  1113. DuchessFounder hey - can you DM me? I am trying to figure out the techspeakdigest mentoring and I have a couple of questions. Or email me?
  1114. “you do not know us. We may tell you what is in our lunches, but we do not always tell you how we feel” buff.ly/1kwyMA3 /via cczona
  1115. So much excitement in tomorrow's techspeakdigest! Our anniversary, webinar with the amazing skamille - subscribe @ techspeak.email
  1116. …in reply to @catehstn
    We have December sponsorship slots and we'd LOVE your support. 250 USD to reach nearly 2K subscribers. DM or email me!
  1117. …in reply to @catehstn
    Job postings are welcome. Maybe I'm biased, but I think our subscribers are amazing and definitely people you want to hire!
  1118. If the raccoons do take over San Francisco I will definitely come visit. Ilu anarcharaccoon
  1119. …in reply to @meghan_collie
    @m3ggiesue do you have plans for something with better roi than dating instead? Like banging your head against a brick wall?
  1120. …in reply to @meghan_collie
    @m3ggiesue I have a medium term goal that involves nudity and another human being but I'm taking a broad view of what "medium term" means.
  1121. …in reply to @catehstn
    @m3ggiesue next I will just expand my definition of human being to include my pet rock.
  1122. …in reply to @meghan_collie
    @m3ggiesue I haven't found another way to get to sex worth having!
  1123. …in reply to @meghan_collie
    @m3ggiesue yes exactly also no worthless manfeelings around the house solely on the Internet and what else is the mute button for?
  1124. This essay could be a case study in benevolent sexism. paulgraham.com/jessica.html
  1125. …in reply to @meghan_collie
    @m3ggiesue 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
  1126. …in reply to @williampietri
    williampietri filled me with rage
  1127. …in reply to @catehstn
    I am also very tired of this framing of women having opinions as "fighting". If you have to fight to have them, that's part of the problem.
  1128. …in reply to @catehstn
    But also because it's defined by people's reaction to what you say, not what and how you say it.
  1129. …in reply to @mcddjj
    mcddjj Awwh raccoons are so cuddly!!
  1130. …in reply to @mcddjj
    mcddjj attacked by raccoons?
  1131. …in reply to @kwugirl
    kwugirl williampietri did you read the article?
  1132. …in reply to @kwugirl
    kwugirl williampietri well she was apparently okay with it too, which is something. My feed is split.
  1133. …in reply to @rgalba
    rgalba thanks for sharing that
  1134. …in reply to @gravicle
    gravicle thanks for sharing that
  1135. …in reply to @vin_sp
    vin_sp thanks for sharing that
  1136. …in reply to @meghan_collie
    @m3ggiesue lolsob 🛌📯
  1137. …in reply to @mcddjj
    mcddjj OMG raccoons really are taking over SF!!
  1138. …in reply to @femgineer
    femgineer hahaha I think I have written one. Now trying to edit and self publish. So much work though!
  1139. …in reply to @danielpunkass
    danielpunkass that's brutal. I'm sorry!
  1140. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora hypatiadotca yeah I did a mass purge of mine lately :/
  1141. I concluded book on burnout had relevance to "diversity" and burnout, someone left a comment that you should read. buff.ly/1MyYI4L
  1142. Floating hedgie!!!! Floating hedgie!!!!! asymbina/666615344329588736
  1143. Thanks to this week's sponsor GapJumpers :) techspeakdigest/666569225625051137
  1144. RT ShowAndHide: NYC taxis #showandhide
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1145. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah I need somewhere to live. And a bowl.
  1146. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
    LittleMxSurly 💜💜💜💜💜
  1147. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
    LittleMxSurly fwiw I hate going alone to confs this fear is so normal 💜
  1148. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
    LittleMxSurly no it shouldn't but if it is that's okay!
  1149. …in reply to @femgineer
    femgineer hahahaha :) thanks :)
  1150. I really liked this embeddedfm podcast with danshapiro, and I finally know why glowforge is a 3D laser PRINTER - buff.ly/1HQgMFo
  1151. …in reply to @femgineer
    femgineer thanks I will def take you up on that when I'm a bit further along!
  1152. Android dev: boo for all the upgrading and slow to run android things. Yay for discovering dependency injection fixed the bug already.
  1153. RT GapJumpers: We're so happy to be part of bringing techspeakdigest to you all this week. Mentoring and the best t-shirts ever! https:/…
  1154. …in reply to @GapJumpers
    GapJumpers techspeakdigest we REALLY appreciate the support!
  1155. …in reply to @ChrisAnnODell
  1156. RT kwugirl: If you set public speaking goals for 2016 for the techspeakdigest anniversary, you might get mentored by me! :) https://t.co/…
  1157. …in reply to @pennyherscher
    pennyherscher thanks for sharing that - and congratulations on prioritizing life over work 💜
  1158. Great forword for High Output Management, full of stories, and I'm excited to read the book now! buff.ly/1WZ0l0A /by bhorowitz
  1159. "I'm bad at anything that looks like an optimisation problem but isn't" "Did you just use code speak in a sentence to refer to normal life?"
  1160. Sent so much email yesterday so today it just keeps arriving and now I'm afraid of my inbox.
  1161. …in reply to @catehstn
    I feel like email is some kind of Life Skill that I have yet to master and honestly I'm not optimistic.
  1162. I collected my pictures from my Venitian Artventure - buff.ly/1WZeV8o
  1163. Further adventures of Twitter suggesting men for me to follow. Full house!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1164. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage ooh yay! I preordered maybe I will read it after yes please :)
  1165. …in reply to @BriannaWu
    spacekatgal probably about meritocracy and disruption and stuff too such a shame I am missing out.
  1166. …in reply to @EmmaAshley
  1167. …in reply to @krakendev
    allonsykraken Javi what was that song? 1/12 isn't bad. Oh wait...
  1168. …in reply to @fronx
    fronx yep
  1169. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy awesome super glad you are being recognized for all you do! 🌟
  1170. …in reply to @heycojovo
    c_johnston New Orleans!
  1171. RT ShowAndHide: Diver on cockatoo island #showandhide
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1172. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz I made it down to 5 one time but maintaining that longer 24 hours has proven to be too much for me.
  1173. …in reply to @catehstn
    therealfitz I have been thinking about this problem for a long time google.com/patents/US8560619
  1174. …in reply to @AlienFamily
    AlienFamily thanks for sharing that
  1175. …in reply to @brainwane
    brainwane ChangesetLLC super exciting!! :)
  1176. …in reply to @brainwane
    brainwane also you are in NYC! I will be in NYC soon. Would love to meet irl if you have time. Dm me?
  1177. …in reply to @Aleen
    Aleen SnugglePolish hey cool what do you need and what are your rates? Also turnaround time? Can you email me? Catehuston at gmail
  1178. RT haveyouheardofg: This is an angry white man who is speaking the most truth anyone has ever said on CNN. UberMoe/666446767492206597/video/1
  1179. RT polotek: It's entirely possible to learn to be a good manager on your own. But you can do a lot of damage in the process. https://t.co/…
  1180. Some things I've been musing on about bad environments, good environments and what they… catehuston.com/blog/2015/11/18/a-question/
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1181. You should read this by lara_hogan and OBMich - Exit-Voice Dynamics in the Tech Industry - buff.ly/1QoIelJ
  1182. RT ShowAndHide: #showandhide
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1183. …in reply to @DanielleSucher
    DanielleSucher yeah that is a good post. I really liked the follow up, too.
  1184. …in reply to @WordChem
    WordChem yeah no clue he is at all
  1185. Just build the version of ShowAndHide we're hoping to release on TestFlight... so exciting :) last chance for a beta DM email if want it.
  1186. …in reply to @catehstn
    iOS only but I've been making a ton of progress on Android the past couple of days and hoping to send out a beta Android version this week.
  1187. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also fascinatingly different perf problems on Android... expect a blog post soon and a talk next year. Working title: 1 App 3 Platforms.
  1188. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho hahaha I know you hate android :)
  1189. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille oh the one about Having Good Intentions? I'll dig it out.
  1190. …in reply to @catehstn
  1191. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille right. There's gradations of things, but taken to the extreme they... were actually very illustrative of that manager tbh.
  1192. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho yes that is exactly what is happening here :)
  1193. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho more I am making it for my friends who have android phones :)
  1194. Step 1: Work for hours. Step 2: Feel good about progress. Step 3: Create pull request. Step 4: 107 loc deleted, 207 added. Step 5: Cry.
  1195. …in reply to @magicgirlsue
  1196. Excited for tomorrow's techspeakdigest webinar with skamille, and special guest cohost akaptur! Talking keynotes! buff.ly/1MT20n4
  1197. …in reply to @magicgirlsue
    magicgirlsue hehe that's amazing! :)
  1198. lolsob - the 32 Types of Anti-Feminists - buff.ly/1RWGEFh /via jo_miller
  1199. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller lol :)
  1200. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor loc != complexity. It's more complicated. But more performant and progress towards a better UX.
  1201. …in reply to @catehstn
    qwandor But i'm writing Android code so I feel a bit inept and it felt like more!
  1202. AMAZING I love raccoons! (Also I vote YES for Tiny Raccoon's resourcefulness) shellycoen/667070274244882440
  1203. …in reply to @sonia_pdx
    sonia_pdx that is great!!
  1204. …in reply to @sonia_pdx
    sonia_pdx thanks I super appreciate that :)
  1205. RT keeleyhammond: Just read this week's Technically Speaking from catehstn and chiuki; really enjoying them. You can subscribe here: htt…
  1206. …in reply to @keeleyhammond
    keeleyhammond chiuki thank you!!! :)
  1207. …in reply to @taraclark_
    taraclark_ is this on mobile or desktop? I get better recs on mobile for some reason.
  1208. …in reply to @taraclark_
    taraclark_ I also get vastly better recs on dark Twitter
  1209. …in reply to @taraclark_
    taraclark_ hahaha :) yes maybe
  1210. Awwh I love this video from Goldieblox - all girls deserve to see themselves as heroes - buff.ly/1MvaWeB /via cmwalla
  1211. RT skamille: If you want to hear me speak about the process of giving keynotes tomorrow with Technically Speaking, sign up here! https://t…
  1212. RT ShowAndHide: Plant! #showandhide
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1213. It's been enough time since that whole coc debacle that I'm ready to kinda talk about it. Bear with me whilst I have some feeling at y'all.
  1214. …in reply to @catehstn
    1: my anxiety about it went way on far longer than stuff lasted. I was very worried that I would be a social pariah in the iOS community.
  1215. …in reply to @catehstn
    2: I got way more love and support than hate but the usual 1/5 negative/positive interactions applied. I felt the hate disproportionately.
  1216. …in reply to @catehstn
    3: there were various people who I expected better from who were "neutral". I see you.
  1217. …in reply to @catehstn
    4: it was quite scary to me how much I have planned for that kind of stuff. I hear this from other women too - this should worry all of us.
  1218. …in reply to @catehstn
    5: this has re-enforced my belief that a CoC is a minimum requirement. Those who argue against them are often problematic in other ways.
  1219. …in reply to @catehstn
    </feelings>
  1220. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli thanks for being one of the people who had my back 💜 I appreciate you!
  1221. …in reply to @micheletitolo
    micheletitolo I love this raccoon 💜 and thanks to you for supporting me 💜
  1222. …in reply to @elomdusk
    @dustappeal thanks
  1223. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit lol no clue what that is. I'm talking about code of conduct 140 char limits are a challenge
  1224. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett thanks gem 💜
  1225. …in reply to @janl
    janl 💜💜💜💜💜
  1226. …in reply to @mrtazz
  1227. …in reply to @undefined
    MoisheL thank you for your support I super appreciate it 💜
  1228. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy I don't understand how people stay in touch with their non internet friends.
  1229. …in reply to @KirstenMinshall
  1230. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho yeah this was in the 2 most upsetting things about it all.
  1231. …in reply to @catehstn
    NeoNacho also I know you went to bat and I appreciated that a lot
  1232. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  1233. …in reply to @bubbva
    bubbva 💜
  1234. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
  1235. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug Awwh so cute! Tuna is adorbz!
  1236. …in reply to @tTikitu
    tTikitu yeah I mean I have been thinking about it more in a sense of responsible and effective use of power.
  1237. …in reply to @catehstn
    tTikitu I also think that when managers just do salary and leave it to someone else to coach that is a sign of a "neutral" manager.
  1238. …in reply to @catehstn
    tTikitu because in effect part of career dev has been handed off to someone who may not have had training or be accountable.
  1239. …in reply to @tTikitu
    tTikitu not sold on holocracy - same power structures now with maximum opacity.
  1240. …in reply to @tTikitu
    tTikitu well it depends on the person handed off to. If they are good it might work out. If not...
  1241. …in reply to @catehstn
    tTikitu my use of the word "neutral" is more like... A noop.
  1242. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l I think about what concrete thing I can do to move things forward in the direction I want.
  1243. …in reply to @tTikitu
    tTikitu did you read the article about how it failed at zappos?
  1244. …in reply to @tTikitu
    tTikitu based on my reading about it I cannot imagine going to work in a place that adopted it.
  1245. RT buritica: if you keep boasting your diversity numbers and acting all special about it, diverse teams will not become normal
  1246. …in reply to @tTikitu
    tTikitu yeah they are just now its the poster for a horror movie
  1247. …in reply to @catehstn
    r343l this is basically how I respond to any kind of personal angsting and my default answer is to go to the gym.
  1248. …in reply to @tTikitu
    tTikitu people's personal experiences on medium have been illuminating. Not nec negative but worrying. My takeaway f/zappos: doesn't scale.
  1249. My efforts to be nicer to future cate mostly involve buying myself drinks ahead of jetlagged dehydration. Cate on Dec 25 will thank me.
  1250. …in reply to @catehstn
    I have a massage booked this morning that past-Cate arranged for me and honestly I would sooner be coding but past-Cate meant well.
  1251. …in reply to @tTikitu
    tTikitu I read that stuff in the context of organizational dysfunction and power. Eg jo_miller's stuff on shadow org chart.
  1252. …in reply to @tTikitu
    tTikitu I would also read women don't ask, unlocking the clubhouse, and whistling Vivaldi. I think these are foundational for inclusivity.
  1253. …in reply to @catehstn
  1254. …in reply to @catehstn
  1255. …in reply to @catehstn
    tTikitu to;dr my problem with holocracy isn't what it claims but how I fear it is likely to interact with structural inequality.
  1256. My amazing beautician Michelle 💜 #showandhide showandhide.com
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1257. ICYMI last night I emoted. catehstn/667107620206067713
  1258. RT ShowAndHide: Trees #showandhide
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1259. …in reply to @jl_hfl
    jl_hfl thanks :) I get that. That dig was aimed at people who talk game about diversity but keep their mouth shut when it's their buddy.
  1260. IMO one of the more important things I've written about the effects of bad environments in tech - "A Question" - buff.ly/214HkP0
  1261. …in reply to @marcprecipice
    marcprecipice thanks :)
  1262. …in reply to @bukephalas
    bukephalas thank you!! I have some more planned that I hope you will like!
  1263. …in reply to @indec
    indec YES exactly! That is the phrase.
  1264. RT indec: catehstn I hadn't thought of it as a "brown M&M" before, but that's a really good point. snopes.com/music/artists/vanhalen.asp
  1265. RT janl: Being a jerk in discussions about a CoC might be fun and games for you, but here’s what you cause on the other side: https://t.co…
  1266. …in reply to @janl
    janl <3
  1267. …in reply to @janl
    janl that isn't something to apologise for! And regardless of RTs I appreciate your support and that you do amazing things for community.
  1268. …in reply to @betsythemuffin
    betsythemuffin thanks <3
  1269. …in reply to @MorseLyA
  1270. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l writing tests is another way I deal. Technical progress but a different way of thinking.
  1271. …in reply to @MorseLyA
    MorseLyA :) thanks - I appreciate that.
  1272. …in reply to @janl
    janl 💜
  1273. RT sailorhg: hey orgs/confs/events, by tolerating abusers in the name of inclusivity ("we welcome everyone!"), think of who exclude from y…
  1274. Rocking my new SuperfitHero leggings and I may never buy any other workout pants ever again.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1275. RT gesa: If you’re having a hard time removing problematic words from your vocab, a trick ashedryden taught me some time ago: http://t.co…
  1276. …in reply to @_JBrathwaite
    _JBrathwaite thanks for sharing that
  1277. …in reply to @tadiseshan
    @taraadiseshan techspeakdigest that's amazing!!! Yay you!
  1278. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug the fuzziness is my movement I was going for an artsy look
  1279. Happening today at 1pm PDT! catehstn/667045324398153728
  1280. I didn't write any code today and I'm jittery. I did write something about mentoring that I have been thinking about for months though.
  1281. All three of my wearables are malfunctioning in some way. Welcome to the future.
  1282. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett haha I also have new workout clothes today yayyyy
  1283. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett haha they are amazzzzzing omg
  1284. …in reply to @catehstn
    gembarrett I have this feeling that they are making my ass look fantastic too
  1285. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett catehstn/667390630662905857 I backed the Kickstarter and they are AMAZING
  1286. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett THEY ARE I am also styling a tshirt that says "feminist" I plan to get the hoodie too
  1287. …in reply to @polotek
    polotek that dude is a time sink I find him very boring. Also massive appreciation that you keep calling it how you see it 💜
  1288. …in reply to @starkcoffee
  1289. Things that aren't progress - buff.ly/1NNJ35Z /via triketora
  1290. "I think I need a dark Twitter where you're my only friend" (I feel special 😇)
  1291. If you organized a viewing party in your office for todays techspeakdigest webinar tweet a picture and I'll send y'all a present!
  1292. …in reply to @catehstn
    90 mins to go! Still time to register! catehstn/667045324398153728
  1293. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml idk how much space you want but I have a small eastpack suitcase that I love
  1294. …in reply to @endocrimes
  1295. …in reply to @catehstn
    dantoml there is a super tiny one and then this one which I can live out of for 2 months with a washing machine.
  1296. …in reply to @catehstn
    dantoml or ~10 days without
  1297. RT Blackamazon: We've moved from "diversity" to "inclusion" when we need to be talking about something slightly beyond transformation
  1298. …in reply to @catehstn
    dantoml also this could use updating but haven't changed much catehuston.com/blog/2013/12/23/travel-packing-list/
  1299. My dark twitter is like "follow your real twitter" and I'm like yeah Cate is hilarious but no.
  1300. The techspeakdigest webinar on keynotes with skamille and special guest host akaptur is starting now! Join us! plus.google.com/u/1/events/cgt0ub0op7nrvuli3rrco59mujg
  1301. Must read - Depression and the Black Superwoman Syndrome - buff.ly/1MvqHlU /via EricaJoy
  1302. …in reply to @alicegoldfuss
  1303. RT SashaLaundy: Hey! Come hear skamille and akaptur talk about giving keynotes RIGHT NOW! plus.google.com/u/1/events/cgt0ub0op7nrvuli3rrco59mujg hosted by @techspeakdi…
  1304. …in reply to @indec
    indec skamille akaptur techspeakdigest yaaayyyy so happy you enjoyed it!!!
  1305. …in reply to @jessejiryudavis
    jessejiryudavis techspeakdigest skamille akaptur amazzzing thanks for joining us!
  1306. …in reply to @indec
  1307. …in reply to @indec
    indec skamille yes :) and yay!
  1308. Super fun techspeakdigest webinar w/ skamille & akaptur this evening! Tshirts! teespring.com/technically-speaking-first Subscribe! Techspeak.email
  1309. RT ShowAndHide: Trees! #showandhide
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1310. …in reply to @catehstn
    1 wearable borked permanently in way I am okay with (no Bluetooth). I have fixed one wearable. One remains. A Jawbone so probably terminal.
  1311. …in reply to @DanielleSucher
    DanielleSucher i am so sorry honey 💜
  1312. …in reply to @undefined
    @EnigmaticKelsey thanks so much for sharing that
  1313. …in reply to @lhagemann
    lhagemann techspeakdigest :) thank you!!
  1314. …in reply to @maaretp
    maaretp techspeakdigest yay thanks for sharing :) also happy you used a similar format! Nice to see the recap AND the goals!
  1315. …in reply to @lhagemann
    lhagemann techspeakdigest that's the plan! We are psyched to see what y'all do in 2016!
  1316. …in reply to @SnugglePolish
  1317. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson awwwh yay that is true I am special!!!
  1318. …in reply to @undefined
    @EnigmaticKelsey me too! :)
  1319. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille of there are no other takers maybe it is a sign we should start a podcast.
  1320. …in reply to @mordzuber
    mordzuber ammeep thanks I really appreciate that.
  1321. …in reply to @danielpunkass
    danielpunkass have you read carol dweck's research? Interesting in this context. Developing growth mindset the most important.
  1322. RT Anony_Mia: The future is unwritten. via anarcharaccoon✨❤️
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1323. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett 💜💜💜 thinking of you
  1324. …in reply to @DanielleSucher
    DanielleSucher so flooooooofffffy!!!
  1325. …in reply to @neha
    neha ooh planes I love planes! Have fun!
  1326. TFW you scroll your chat list and see your friend who died and remember you will never IM again.
  1327. Android coding got faster once I had dependency injection set up (thanks chiuki) & also accepted that sometimes singletons are The Answer.
  1328. …in reply to @catehstn
    I feel deep sense of self-loathing about use of singletons but when your activity gets destroyed on rotation and it's hard to pass state...
  1329. …in reply to @catehstn
    Anyway ShowAndHide on Android now has an uglier version of the iOS UX, with less error handling. Holla if you want a beta.
  1330. …in reply to @zenigel
  1331. …in reply to @danielpunkass
  1332. RT KierenJameson: Wow. I *really* loved this article. catehstn what a great way to reframe your work life. #inspirational https://t.co/9…
  1333. RT ShowAndHide: Honeycomb! #showandhide
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1334. …in reply to @SrPablo
    SrPablo ShowAndHide awesome Dm me the email address you use on your android phone.
  1335. Book – Slack: Getting Past Burnout, Busywork, and the Myth of Total Efficiency catehuston.com/blog/2015/11/20/book-slack-getting-past-burnout-busywork-and-the-myth-of-total-efficiency/
  1336. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage I loved it!!! I would take any other management reading recommendations you have btw...
  1337. …in reply to @janl
    janl roidrage it's SUPER GOOD you MUST READ IT. Also - pretty short.
  1338. Some UI element names on Android make sense. Some... don't. What would you think a "spinner" is? Surprise: developer.android.com/guide/topics/ui/controls/spinner.html
  1339. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage amazing and I have already read 5 of them so I am well underway O:)
  1340. …in reply to @nigelbabu
  1341. …in reply to @totocaster
    totocaster also a drop down list type thing. Hmm.
  1342. …in reply to @nigelbabu
    nigelbabu hahaha :)
  1343. …in reply to @rgarner
    rgarner :/ it's weird.
  1344. Testing out ShowAndHide on android :)
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1345. …in reply to @totocaster
    totocaster yeah me too - do you know if there's a built in one of those?
  1346. …in reply to @franschm
    franschm ShowAndHide yessss I think I can send out a beta this week - just fixing up the most egregious issues with it. Want to try?
  1347. …in reply to @totocaster
    totocaster android.
  1348. …in reply to @totocaster
    totocaster :) I thought from your answer that you might! Thanks anyways.
  1349. …in reply to @DanielleSucher
    DanielleSucher this has been a near daily occurrence and I've been struggling with how much it hits me again each time.
  1350. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz well as you know there are 2 hard problems in computer science: off by one errors, naming things, and programmers.
  1351. …in reply to @mrtazz
    mrtazz thanks <3
  1352. …in reply to @mrb_bk
    mrb_bk thanks <3
  1353. …in reply to @DanielleSucher
    DanielleSucher <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 so much love <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
  1354. …in reply to @mrb_bk
    mrb_bk <3 is this jamesgolick? I've seen your tweets about him and 1) wish I'd met him and 2) feel for you. So hard to lose a friend.
  1355. .heddle317 brings the data! - Improving Diversity Does Not Mean Lowering the Bar - buff.ly/1QSlv0T
  1356. …in reply to @therealfitz
  1357. …in reply to @DanielleSucher
    DanielleSucher I wish we were hanging out in Dec btw I super want to give you a hug.
  1358. …in reply to @DanielleSucher
    DanielleSucher we'll have another adventure
  1359. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l part of the "fun" of android development is you get to find out what they have called things. See also: "SeekBar".
  1360. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l haha yeah. Have I told you about final classes yet? You're going to enjoy that.
  1361. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l when all things are ugly all things are in fact the same
  1362. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage haha I'll get through the other 5, the one I preordered.... and then come back to you ;)
  1363. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l in android pretty much all classes are final, which makes android approaching untestable. Hence: roboelectric.
  1364. …in reply to @catehstn
    r343l I meant to tell you later and give you nightmares but I guess I'm not that evil ;)
  1365. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l haha it's okay i deciphered what you meant :) although I did think you were defending the use of spinner for a moment.
  1366. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l yeah you use a framework that is written to get around the fact that all things are final. It's ridiculous.
  1367. …in reply to @catehstn
    r343l it all made a lot more sense to me when someone on the android team told me that they didn't write tests.
  1368. …in reply to @shirlsgaw
    shirlsgaw lol :)
  1369. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l is it a drop down list tho?
  1370. …in reply to @mrb_bk
    mrb_bk I bet :) I have actually made it as far as 13 now :) and if we ever overlap in space+time I would love to have coffee with you!
  1371. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l is it an animated thing that goes in circles?
  1372. …in reply to @mrb_bk
    mrb_bk amaze will do!
  1373. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l woah maybe the like, meaningful name gave it away. Maybe I'm some kind of savant. Who can tell!?
  1374. My debugging for last ~30 mins: run app on phone, rotate it in various places. 6 years of uni and this is how I spend my time. So rewarding.
  1375. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l yeah I think these were foundational decisions that devs will pay for forever :/
  1376. …in reply to @catehstn
    When people talk about smart programmers I think about things like this; not so much intellect as bloodymindedness and tolerance for boring.
  1377. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l I think it's lack of empathy for other devs, same problem as vast majority of dev tooling. Our way is best way, etc.
  1378. …in reply to @jacknutting
    jacknutting maybe, I dropped out of the second one though ;)
  1379. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  1380. …in reply to @catehstn
    NeoNacho extra fun: i can't figure out how to rotate the android sim, so HAS to be done on device.
  1381. …in reply to @krstnfx
    kristinathai yeah this is android so the activity (eq. to viewcontroller) gets destroyed each time the phone rotates.
  1382. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde ooh would watch. Thanks!
  1383. …in reply to @ansate
    ansate :/ I don't think I could delete it though. I think in time they will drop down the list naturally.
  1384. …in reply to @ansate
    ansate maybe you can use this as a reason to facetime!! We can facetime!
  1385. I have been listening to Frighten Rabbit for days and it's all SHaug's fault. youtube.com/watch?v=1XvmwgWciFg&list=PLBF9088B61C53D709&index=14&shuffle=3467
  1386. …in reply to @antifuchs
  1387. One bug stands between me and a semi-respectable Android beta. LET'S DO THIS.
  1388. …in reply to @catehstn
    Is the high from coding or from another day of successfully avoiding writing app store copy? Who can say.
  1389. …in reply to @nigelbabu
    nigelbabu **bows**
  1390. …in reply to @callmewuest
    callmewuest I don't understand?
  1391. …in reply to @callmewuest
    callmewuest ohhh I see what you meant :)
  1392. …in reply to @krstnfx
    kristinathai that is how it works.
  1393. …in reply to @catehstn
    kristinathai Also it doesn't completely get destroyed so e.g. if have an observer on a service you can get one notification per rotation.
  1394. I suspect the main problem with my code rn is that I am hungry.
  1395. …in reply to @dbentley
  1396. “leaning into is the immovable wall of structural sexism” buff.ly/1QEPZDf /via jo_miller
  1397. What I'd tell myself about startups if I could go back 5 years. buff.ly/1HMuI8N /via nhocki
  1398. Bouncy like tigger today because I sent out a beta of ShowAndHide on android 🌟
  1399. My friend dianakimball is amazing, Quip are incredibly lucky to get to work with her! dianakimball/667751594042269697
  1400. …in reply to @CatSwetel
    CatSwetel depends why I dislike them
  1401. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug 💜
  1402. …in reply to @CatSwetel
    CatSwetel yeah there is also a difference between don't want to be friends with and actively dislike.
  1403. …in reply to @catehstn
    CatSwetel although I tried to walk this line with my worst manager and ultimately regretting trying so hard. Guy feels worth going with?
  1404. …in reply to @CatSwetel
    CatSwetel yeah I feel that. Me too. Agree it is a privilege.
  1405. "I'm president. I don't have time for friends." Selena Mayer in Veep is p hilarious.
  1406. RT ShowAndHide: Flying! #showandhide
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1407. …in reply to @kerrizor
    kerrizor exciting!!!
  1408. …in reply to @DianeKerstein
    DianeKerstein can I visit this magical place when I'm around in December? 😇
  1409. …in reply to @cupcait
    cupcait 💜I'm sorry honey 💜
  1410. Filing this under "questions I've never thought about".
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1411. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug I knew you would ruin this alternate career choice for me.
  1412. …in reply to @danielpunkass
    danielpunkass that looks so tasty and I just finished in the gym 🍕
  1413. …in reply to @bethcodes
  1414. …in reply to @dianakimball
    dianakimball 💜💜💜💜💜
  1415. RT math_rachel: "There are 6 causes of burnout… and only 1 is overwork." Interesting, this fits w/ my experience. catehstn https://t.co…
  1416. …in reply to @teaaddict13
    @tea_addict13 math_rachel ooh what is this earlier post I would love to read it?
  1417. RT PanasaurusRex: catehstn This is why when somebody tells me how cool their job is, I always ask them for the boring, tedious parts.
  1418. …in reply to @PanasaurusRex
    PanasaurusRex that is a great strategy that I will totally use!
  1419. …in reply to @bubbva
    bubbva wish I mean I sympathize with the first part but it shouldn't have attacked you!!
  1420. …in reply to @DianeKerstein
    DianeKerstein yay! Will ping you closer to the time :)
  1421. RT arikia: Japan: the place where things making no sense and complete sense converge in a single asymptote kickstarter.com/projects/731983185/hatoful-boyfriend-official-plush-project?lang=en
  1422. …in reply to @arikia
    arikia oh that video. I still have no idea what it's about but I love it anyway.
  1423. RT KuraFire: White people don't 1) believe this is what it's really like and 2) understand how this impedes "life performance". https://t.…
  1424. …in reply to @nandana
    nandana haha I find it a bit hard going at times but that quote was gold
  1425. If you were going to meet a hedgie and wanted her to love you what gift would you buy her? Also VERY EXCITING I am going to meet a hedgie.
  1426. …in reply to @catehstn
    My studies of hedgies on Twitter and Instagram suggest that hedgies like bowls and tiny adorable accessories.
  1427. …in reply to @roseanna_g
    roseanna_g oh the hedgehog and the strawberry!!
  1428. …in reply to @mkflint
    mkflint that won't look that good on Instagram!
  1429. …in reply to @opendna
    opendna mkflint Pringles! Any particular flavour?
  1430. …in reply to @opendna
    opendna mkflint they don't eat the Pringles?
  1431. …in reply to @DeannaHoak
  1432. …in reply to @opendna
    opendna mkflint hmm okay thanks :)
  1433. …in reply to @rachelandrew
    rachelandrew yikes! I hope you are okay!
  1434. RT ShowAndHide: Trees #showandhide
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1435. RT zenigel: Attn catehstn :O #NationalDayOfTheHedgehog HedgehogSave/667990129114546177
  1436. …in reply to @tgrevatt
    tgrevatt hahaha okay :)
  1437. …in reply to @catehstn
    Lots of practical responses to this question I was expecting more things to buy on etsy but maybe tiny adorable accessories more for humans.
  1438. RT zenigel: Made with ShowAndHide: abandoned giant teddy bear in Highbury
  1439. …in reply to @zenigel
    zenigel ShowAndHide poor bear!
  1440. Hey look danshapiro our first glowforge creation is complete :)
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1441. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson I appreciate your faith in me that 1) I could make things and 2) those things could be edible.
  1442. Amazing! The Affordable Wonder of Laser-Cut Décor - buff.ly/1LgEE5n /via danshapiro
  1443. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
  1444. …in reply to @mikamckinnon
    mikamckinnon opendna mkflint ooh good to know! Thanks for all the tips!
  1445. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson that's true and the hedgie doesn't know about my lack of Practical Skills yet.
  1446. RT ThisIsPumpkin: We don't need a plumber, I got this. 🎃💦🔧 #pumpkintheraccoon #raccoon #plumber #weeklyfluff #photooftheday #igers #i… htt…
  1447. …in reply to @nandana
    nandana yeah. I'm finding the sexual assault storyline a bit brutal, too.
  1448. …in reply to @nandana
  1449. …in reply to @bubbva
  1450. …in reply to @cybershida
    RashidaThompson hey! Are you open to relo or focusing in Atlanta?
  1451. …in reply to @lindseybieda
    lindseybieda I wanna read that
  1452. …in reply to @cybershida
    RashidaThompson ah OK, if you decide you are open to Seattle my buddy SHaug would love to talk to you about glowforge :)
  1453. …in reply to @teaaddict13
    @tea_addict13 math_rachel omg that post! I LOVED THAT POST it's amazing.
  1454. Just 2 days left for Technically Speaking Anniversary TShirts - buff.ly/1X4D5nk
  1455. …in reply to @math_rachel
    math_rachel @tea_addict13 you are so kind :) thank you!!
  1456. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah Awwh it's so nice to be appreciated. Great to chat to you! I am excited about your talk!
  1457. …in reply to @sarahmei
    sarahmei yay yay yay!
  1458. …in reply to @mrtazz
    mrtazz I love this, it's why I do #nonovelnovember every year. I wonder what else I could cut out for a bit...
  1459. "All men are awful, really, and the key is to find the one that is they least horrible." (I'm watching Veep in the gym again)
  1460. Raccoon vs Brogrammer, coming soon to San Francisco - buff.ly/1kO2Gjh /via EmmaAshley
  1461. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah 💜💜💜 you are wise 💜💜💜
  1462. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
  1463. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit my dating coach and I have narrowed it down to 3 cities and I have successfully postponed actually doing anything for months
  1464. …in reply to @mrtazz
    mrtazz yeah I used to do a periodic detox which was mainly useful for thinking about what I ate but so hard to find the time :/
  1465. …in reply to @catehstn
    mrtazz like needing to find 5 days where I sleep 10 hours a night and spend hours preparing food - argh
  1466. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky you are learning well done maybe you will be someone's least horrible ;)
  1467. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit hahaha let me know what you come up with!
  1468. RT ShowAndHide: Coney Island #showandhide
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1469. …in reply to @sarahmei
    sarahmei omg having that feel about work vs identity as a dev so much this week :/
  1470. …in reply to @mrtazz
    mrtazz do you miss it?
  1471. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky 🍕
  1472. You can tell when I'm serious about a project because there's a spreadsheet for it. I 💜 spreadsheets.
  1473. …in reply to @mrtazz
    mrtazz interesting. I feel like I would have to sacrifice gym time which is my non-negotiable.
  1474. …in reply to @mrtazz
    mrtazz yeah I have managed a couple of weeks this year where I did ~3 hours a day and it's amazing
  1475. …in reply to @catehstn
    mrtazz but those are not my most productive weeks in other areas :/
  1476. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l would you like to take mine next?
  1477. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l I don't know, could you?
  1478. I had some idea to throw a dinner party and then I remembered the time when I did and my friends showed up with plastic cups and plates.
  1479. …in reply to @catehstn
    Which were totally useful. They also brought food. Which was also important. And then I remembered no domestic skills means no dinner party.
  1480. …in reply to @catehstn
    I mean unless you have good (and domesticated) enough friends that when you decide to throw a dinner party they bring you one.
  1481. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l do you want to come over for potluck when I am in Seattle? You will need to bring food but there might be plates. I will check.
  1482. …in reply to @KarlTheMartian
    KarlTheMartian who cleans up?
  1483. …in reply to @mackenzian
    mackenzian hahaha yes :) one of them also transported my kettle to my apartment after I kept it in a box on desk at work for months.
  1484. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l amazing I will have to investigate the cups situation as well.
  1485. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille zmagg that would be the best thing ever
  1486. …in reply to @KarlTheMartian
    KarlTheMartian I am lolling so hard
  1487. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l Seattle is pretty hippie people wouldn't bring plastic cups I guess
  1488. …in reply to @shellycoen
  1489. …in reply to @mackenzian
    mackenzian it was. He said "cate, I think you should have a kettle"
  1490. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l oh would they be pink?
  1491. …in reply to @zmagg
  1492. …in reply to @mrtazz
    mrtazz that is a good way to put it :)
  1493. …in reply to @catehstn
    This thread reminded me that it has been 3.5 years since I owned plates. It occurs to me that going Full Nomad was a gradual process.
  1494. …in reply to @jaimeejaimee
    jaimeejaimee exciting!
  1495. …in reply to @KathleenLD
    KathleenLD IrlNoah ooh yes +1 to conditioner
  1496. …in reply to @BR3NDA
    BR3NDA Awwh bunny!!
  1497. …in reply to @WillingCarol
    WillingCarol yikes I'm sorry :( hope you are doing better soon!
  1498. …in reply to @asthasr
  1499. My hobby: reflecting on things I spent time on and replacing myself with blog posts.
  1500. RT ShowAndHide: ? #showandhide
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1501. The tech diversity blind spot - eev.ee/blog/2015/11/06/the-tech-diversity-blind-spot /by eevee
  1502. …in reply to @DanielleSucher
    DanielleSucher Eeeeeeee amazing.... maybe in January? O:)
  1503. Wearing my most emo tshirt to the gym today. It says "never love again". Shh don't tell my dating coach 😇
  1504. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit hahahaha
  1505. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l my exercise coach just left me and now I have to make my own decisions 💔
  1506. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug r343l I believe in the art of delegation and I like it when other people make decisions for me.
  1507. …in reply to @catehstn
    SHaug r343l well unimportant decisions like what weights to lift.
  1508. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug r343l the exercise coach who left me to move to Denmark 💔
  1509. …in reply to @catehstn
    SHaug r343l the dating coach is trying to get me to figure out where to live.
  1510. …in reply to @magicgirlsue
    magicgirlsue hahahaha awesome!
  1511. …in reply to @kwugirl
    kwugirl haha maybe we will end up talking about other things instead 🙆🏼
  1512. …in reply to @kwugirl
    kwugirl hahahaha yes that is another option :)
  1513. …in reply to @qwandor
  1514. “Those senior women could exist. They left. You drove them out.” buff.ly/20WmoK9
  1515. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah ooh a hedgie a hedgie
  1516. …in reply to @gregmcintyre
    gregmcintyre thanks for sharing that
  1517. …in reply to @lindybrandon
    lindybrandon thanks for sharing that
  1518. …in reply to @tracymakes
    limedaring yashvprabhu techspeakdigest ooh yay! Thanks for the shout out!
  1519. Makes me so happy to see people sharing their public speaking goals for the techspeakdigest anniversary! Subscribe: techspeak.email
  1520. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also time is running out for our anniversary tshirts! ~1 day left. teespring.com/technically-speaking-first
  1521. …in reply to @catehstn
    Warning: if I see you wearing one I will want to hug you. I will ask first though.
  1522. …in reply to @sonia_pdx
    sonia_pdx emilyst eevee that is a good one
  1523. …in reply to @gregmcintyre
    gregmcintyre it's okay! Just happy more people are hearing about the concepts. Was revelatory to me.
  1524. Pile of gifts is focusing my packing choices. It would be cool to have enough socks, but even cooler for skamille's kid to be a penguin.
  1525. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille I've heard you can get everything in New York City best city.
  1526. …in reply to @catehstn
    If I die of cold it will be because this British guy told me he would do something desperate for some kind of alcoholic beverage. -1 hoodie.
  1527. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille have you read HotSeatBook yet I will buy you a copy as a hostess gift when you throw me a dinner party. I will also bring wine.
  1528. …in reply to @lara_hogan
    lara_hogan ai will need to look that up, sorry!
  1529. This is so great by MoisheL, on the challenges of being remote - buff.ly/1MQYqWe
  1530. …in reply to @undefined
  1531. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille I really hope you like it :)
  1532. RT ShowAndHide: Botanical gardens, Sydney #showandhide
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1533. I went for a long time not knowing who Donald Trump is and I would like to go back to that state of ignorance, please.
  1534. I am all packed and it's nearly 1am so of course I am updating the operating system on my laptop. Everything is fine.
  1535. …in reply to @catehstn
    Apart from I couldn't find a travel blanket but a scarf is more versatile anyway.
  1536. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l I'm living on the edge Rachael don't take this away from me
  1537. …in reply to @shadow
  1538. RT CatSwetel: catehstn actually Donald Trump is the supreme ruler of the State of Ignorance :-/
  1539. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l I was protesting the lack of raccoon emoji and then I accidentally clicked something
  1540. …in reply to @catehstn
    Laptop is FINE I should probably go to sleep now tomorrow I'm catching a PLANE and I LOVE PLANES. ✈️💜🌎
  1541. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l 🐼 inverse raccoon
  1542. …in reply to @percysnoodle
    percysnoodle !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 👗
  1543. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l I diiiiiiiid but now I'm awake again 💔
  1544. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords a mere 6 months ago I couldn't have picked him out of a lineup. I watched a video of him for the first time yesterday.
  1545. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l isotonic sports eggnog I love it
  1546. RT sarahmei: There is no such thing as work/life balance. There are only tradeoffs.
  1547. RT sarahmei: What's important in our lives is a vastly multidimensional space, in which the right location shifts constantly - sometimes b…
  1548. …in reply to @danielpunkass
    danielpunkass urgh I don't know what you are referring to but I think I have gathered that I don't want to.
  1549. On my way to the airport! This is an exciting trip and also I get to see so many people I 💜. Also I AM GOING TO MEET A HEDGEHOG.
  1550. …in reply to @catehstn
    I am so desperate for this hedgehog to love me I can't tell you.
  1551. …in reply to @mel_reams
    mel_reams :) 💜
  1552. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug my heart is gone it belongs to petunia. Please send pictures.
  1553. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug !!!!!!!!! She is soooooooooooo pretty!!!!!!!!!! If she is fussy it's because she is worth it. I will strive to deserve her affection.
  1554. …in reply to @catehstn
    Petuniaaaaaa I love you shaug/668681521067241472
  1555. …in reply to @nrg84
    nrg84 it had not occurred to me to worry about that!!! Aiii!!!
  1556. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
  1557. …in reply to @catehstn
    SHaug also I didn't we would be friends after that terrible email you sent about her but I am glad we are and thanks for humouring me 💜
  1558. …in reply to @nrg84
    nrg84 oh no I didn't pack an epipen! Are people often allergic to hedgies?
  1559. RT nrg84: catehstn Get every anti-histamine known to man and an Epipen to deal with the physical hurt. As for emotional heartache, I got …
  1560. …in reply to @nrg84
    nrg84 yeah I am super allergic to cats and rabbits but I hope this doesn't mean also hedgehogs. I would be devastated.
  1561. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug hahaha you probably made the worst first impression of anyone i have subsequently liked 😉 congratulations?
  1562. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug :( I remember. I hope I am not allergic petting a hedgehog is something of a life goal.
  1563. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug I was so happy when Dan told me you had a hedgie and in my head we were going to be bffs and you would send me pictures...
  1564. …in reply to @catehstn
    SHaug and then you sent me The Terrible Email. Devastation.
  1565. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug better: we will laser cut it onto a nice dark wood together :)
  1566. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug it's fine I am prepared for this. I have had an interesting life.
  1567. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug it's true although if you are open to feedback in my dreams there were more hedgehog pictures.
  1568. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug this is definitely in the top 5 ways I want to die.
  1569. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug I am prepared to invest the time in you and help you work up to the desired output level
  1570. …in reply to @catehstn
    SHaug also I find that hilarious and hope she does too
  1571. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug hahaha okay I hope she likes me too. I sacrificed some tshirts to trying to please her.
  1572. …in reply to @nrg84
    nrg84 SHaug Ikr!!!!!
  1573. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug that's kind of you I think this is the most dangerous country I go to.
  1574. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  1575. …in reply to @gregmcintyre
    gregmcintyre so glad.
  1576. Plane 1/7. Next stop, Newark! ✈️🌎🇱🇷
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1577. RT AriellaOceana: ...what...happened
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1578. …in reply to @rachelandrew
    rachelandrew :/ I have mixed feelings about all these lists of women.
  1579. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager internetdagarna hmason omg you have to meet Hilary she is the best.
  1580. …in reply to @rachelandrew
    rachelandrew hahaha fair :)
  1581. …in reply to @catehstn
    Tiny Raccoon longs for the sky.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1582. …in reply to @catehstn
    #showandhide
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1583. RT dbentley: catehstn "He'd finally be able to stand tall in the presence of Jerry, the flying squirrel, at the next family reunion."
  1584. The Sin in Singleton - buff.ly/1QGA0ER /by sandofsky /via NatashaTheRobot
  1585. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords :/ and he could be your president!!
  1586. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l hahahaha sorry ;)
  1587. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug so cute is she looking for something?
  1588. …in reply to @catehstn
    SHaug also hiiii I am in your country at one of my most hated airports.
  1589. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli SHaug I'm so hungry but I never want to try and eat here again.
  1590. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug I guess you need to give her time to adjust to you taking an interest in her 🐼
  1591. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug I have a list. Wellington. Bangalore. Ottawa. Beijing. Luton.
  1592. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda SHaug the one I stopped at from Guilin to Dalian. Atlanta. Did I mention Newark? Not a big fan of Munich or Amsterdam either.
  1593. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda SHaug omg it was awful I have a list of complaints. I won't start on it tho.
  1594. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug jbeda I am thinking a book "cate's guides to airports of the world". A coffee table book filled with adorable Tiny Raccoon pictures.
  1595. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug Awwh poor hedgie. Are you trying to manage my expectations?
  1596. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug I am also not that gregarious tho the hedgie and I will have that in common. Although if that commonality it isn't working for you…
  1597. …in reply to @aiboyles
  1598. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords let's hope for humanity
  1599. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug it's so hard to be a hedgie!!!!! Poor tuna.
  1600. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug Awwh not everyone agrees long may you think so 💜
  1601. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug this just makes me determined to love Tuna MORE because suffering. That sounds so painful.
  1602. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords 💪🏻🇱🇷🙆🏼
  1603. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug 💔 looking adorable is so much work
  1604. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda SHaug there is a smell of despair in this airport. Like it is where dreams go to get extremely hungry and die.
  1605. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l SHaug how does a hedgie consent and choose outfits.
  1606. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug r343l we should study San Francisco where raccoons are making brogrammers their pets.
  1607. RT ShowAndHide: Water #showandhide
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1608. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho haha that is what you got from it? Or just the title.
  1609. RT Rrrrnessa: I am going to tell you guys the process of how I became an refugee admitted to the United States of American and how long it…
  1610. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho now you have somewhere to send them haha
  1611. Unexpected takeaways from today's blogpost! neonacho/668857968964861956
  1612. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho hahahaha I do still get email tho.
  1613. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho lol have you seen my patent?
  1614. …in reply to @krakendev
  1615. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho haha basically it is a system and a process for declaring inbox bankruptcy and shuts your inbox down for a period as part of it.
  1616. "Tiny Raccoon likes a nice peppermint hot chocolate after a long flight."
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1617. …in reply to @catehstn
    #showandhide
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1618. RT Anony_Mia: Be careful with each other so you can be dangerous together. via anarcharaccoon ❤️✨
  1619. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli SHaug I went to Starbucks and ate a bagel and drank hot chocolate and now I feel like I can stand up without falling over.
  1620. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho my faux husband has a kettle named cate.
  1621. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug juliaferraioli now I understand why there is always an enormous queue at Starbucks in airports.
  1622. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho I also employ that one
  1623. Really good! 9 Tips To Land A Great Mentor: How To Ask A Stranger For Career Advice - Forbes buff.ly/1kALFZL /by sabinanawaz
  1624. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli ☕️🍪💔
  1625. …in reply to @undefined
    felsull congrats?
  1626. …in reply to @krakendev
    allonsykraken good news tho hector I am in your country and have your gifts!!
  1627. The bus is running It's time to leave The summer is gone and so are we So come on baby Let's go shut it down in New Orleans
  1628. …in reply to @_K_E_L_S_E_Y
    _K_E_L_S_E_Y source tree.
  1629. Today's conversation w/ border guard: why don't I celebrate the pagan festival. He asked me, "is it because you don't like to buy presents?"
  1630. …in reply to @catehstn
    I told him I planned to spend December 25 at Frankfurt airport eating my favorite sandwich.
  1631. …in reply to @catehstn
    Plane 2/7: next stop - New Orleans! I have that counting crows song in my head 💜
  1632. I love Shonda Rhimes - "Work will happen 24 hours a day, 365 days of the year, if you let it." - buff.ly/1S0ZOKq
  1633. .NatashaTheRobot "I like that you like hedgehogs... There are worse animals to love."
  1634. RT ShowAndHide: Darling harbour #showandhide
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1635. Really, this is a blog post about how Renee made me her mentor and her friend. catehstn/668776204091060224
  1636. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille what is this show should I watch it?
  1637. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille ohhhhhh I looked this up I remember now. I don't have Netflix :/
  1638. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille I just like my tv to be available offline
  1639. …in reply to @skamille
  1640. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille buritica you two are awesome
  1641. …in reply to @ghc
    ghc skamille buritica well this escalated quickly.
  1642. …in reply to @anildash
    anildash yesterday
  1643. …in reply to @cupcait
    cupcait are you renting a car for a reason? Like to drive the entire island? Because winter driving is tough and also so many bus tours.
  1644. RT wilkieii: Tech: "Don't roll your own crypto if you aren't an expert" *replaces nutrition with Soylent, currency with bitcoin* *puts wif…
  1645. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler haha I love that tooooooo
  1646. Today in terrifying text messages.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1647. One of these things is not like the others. hedgehogdays/669033785506205696
  1648. RT cczona: Important that marginalized ppl do conf talks. For once you're heard. 30 mins of talking w/o interruption! We're used to being …
  1649. …in reply to @danielpunkass
    danielpunkass 🎉🎈🎎
  1650. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano it's not being thin skinned. This is your TIME your most precious resource. Why would you give it to jerks?
  1651. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l that would be a good thing to bring to a dinner party organized by your friend with No Practical Skills.
  1652. RT ShowAndHide: Yellow sky #showandhide
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1653. …in reply to @catehstn
    I have no idea how damages get calculated but that some people argue this kid isn't entitled to compensation after that shit blows my mind.
  1654. …in reply to @catehstn
    He was ARRESTED not to mention shit he and his family got online. An invitation to the White House is probably the least of the aftermath.
  1655. …in reply to @catehstn
    People who think attention is a currency have no idea what attention comes with. All attention has a price.
  1656. …in reply to @petrillic
    petrillic !!!!!
  1657. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho I can't even with that line of thinking. Still didn't deserve to be arrested.
  1658. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho yeah I know the whole thing just pisses me off so much I can't make jokes
  1659. …in reply to @DanielleSucher
  1660. …in reply to @DanielleSucher
    DanielleSucher how about we buy each other our favourite non fiction book we read this year?
  1661. …in reply to @iwasleeg
  1662. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho it's vicious
  1663. "My life had the story line they imposed: successful woman in tech, writing code and kicking ass! Girl power, YAY!" buff.ly/1HSwDsk
  1664. …in reply to @dianakimball
    dianakimball DanielleSucher ooh I love this! I use the us kindle store too so that makes things easy.
  1665. RT JillWetzler: catehstn congratulations! I'd ask who the lucky guy is but it seems you don't know yet.
  1666. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler do I still get presents if I don't know who he is?
  1667. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler amazing because I am having some dinner parties and don't own any
  1668. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l there is a reasonable explanation for this. I think.
  1669. …in reply to @catehstn
    r343l I walked past a "spiritual advisor" today maybe I should ask them? But I don't think I have any spiritual.
  1670. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l haha I know who he is now... I don't think we are actually married tho.
  1671. RT NeoNacho: catehstn JillWetzler wouldn't be the first time past cate made a life-changing decision present cate didn't agree with 😛
  1672. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho JillWetzler this is true past cate was terrible why were you friends with her
  1673. I am embracing a southern way of living.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1674. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l yes but there are plenty of things I have done with men that I have been trying to forget.
  1675. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho 💔 exactly the kind of thing past cate would do
  1676. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l I love Dr Pepper so much
  1677. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml all downhill from here darling
  1678. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky mwhahahaha
  1679. Well this is an... interesting and not entirely complementary comment. catehuston.com/blog/2015/11/23/advice-mentors-and-questionably-helpful-emails/
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1680. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda I feel like they are diagnosing me with aspergers? Which is problematic on a number of levels.
  1681. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky hahaha it's a case study in DON'Ts tbh.
  1682. …in reply to @ShlomoArgamon
    ShlomoArgamon hahaha and I just saw your response? Thanks :)
  1683. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda I would also point out that men have built careers in tech on deconstructing human behaviour for each other.
  1684. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah I'm p upset by it :/ but agreed.
  1685. …in reply to @ShlomoArgamon
    ShlomoArgamon thank you!
  1686. …in reply to @jbeda
  1687. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille you once described me as "not a complete robot" so I think that balances things out.
  1688. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda oh no just I find a lot of management writing from men is like "i discovered people are humans and motivated in human ways"
  1689. …in reply to @catehstn
    jbeda like i consider being geek to be one of the canonical examples of this.
  1690. …in reply to @kwugirl
    kwugirl hahaha thank you <3
  1691. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda there was an article about holocracy i found deeply disturbing because it was like "i realized my reports were human and had lives"
  1692. …in reply to @catehstn
    jbeda like if you can become a manager without realizing that I can't even.
  1693. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda yeah I mean I also think it's kinda shocking to have been out in society for more than 6 months and not realize colleagues are human.
  1694. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda Related: I would take management tips rn. You will know why next week O:)
  1695. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda glowforge the U.S gvt would never allow it.
  1696. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda well it would take ~10 months and involve a lottery because I have an EU passport. But I'm super excited about what I'm doing next :)
  1697. …in reply to @wendyck
    wendyck thank you I super appreciate that!
  1698. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
  1699. …in reply to @krakendev
    allonsykraken I am actually giggling to myself in my southern living room whilst drinking sweet tea.
  1700. …in reply to @brainwane
    brainwane <3 we can rant about such things over lunch next week <3
  1701. RT kwugirl: catehstn I hadn't realized they added "organizes writing with bullet pts" to Aspie symptom list :p Also what even is the pt o…
  1702. …in reply to @kwugirl
    kwugirl yeah aspie diagnosis for every organized person!
  1703. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho allonsykraken Boris I bought a gallon of sweet tea. You can't in general do that.
  1704. …in reply to @krakendev
    allonsykraken you're adorable <3
  1705. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l I really don't think it was meant as a complement here :/ honestly I'm p upset by it.
  1706. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho allonsykraken what about at the weekend?
  1707. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l ohh I see what you mean.
  1708. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l I know you didn't mean to <3 yeah I hate that too. Not okay.
  1709. …in reply to @heycojovo
    c_johnston this is the best idea anyone has given me. I am super passive about this kind of shit though :/
  1710. …in reply to @sigje
  1711. …in reply to @sigje
    sigje r343l thanks btw - I super appreciate the positive comment.
  1712. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho allonsykraken hahahahahahaha :) no it was a normal US sized DP.
  1713. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l YES YES YES I hate that so much.
  1714. …in reply to @sigje
    sigje r343l thank you!! Exactly what I was going for. I talked to a lot of people about what was stressful about random mentoring reqs.
  1715. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho allonsykraken that is true that would have been a GREAT Tiny Raccoon picture.
  1716. …in reply to @indec
    indec 💔
  1717. that buzzfeed site ESPECIALLY creepyed/669206784213667845
  1718. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy those ears
  1719. Thanks to this week's sponsor SIGNALConf! Cfp closing soon! Submit! techspeakdigest/669186720651415552
  1720. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett haha did you just open techspeakdigest?
  1721. …in reply to @gembarrett
  1722. …in reply to @kwugirl
    kwugirl 💜💜💜🙆🏼
  1723. RT sailorhg: ladies: know that you are amazing. know that you are enough. know that when your friends succeed, that doesn't mean you can't.
  1724. …in reply to @danielpunkass
    danielpunkass i hear there is some excellent blogging software called... Something relating to a planet? Pluto write? I hope you used it.
  1725. …in reply to @danielpunkass
  1726. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug 🎶💽🎙🎧
  1727. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho I quite like my android watch because I have #fitcat and now I know what day and time it is just by looking at my wrist.
  1728. “White ciswomen are not the only group in technology that need help, or exposure.” buff.ly/1QscpbM /by kitation
  1729. …in reply to @bcbroom
    bcbroom allonsykraken NeoNacho awesome! I will go looking!
  1730. Well this is exceptionally depressing - Are Successful CEOs Just Lucky? buff.ly/1MTm8kI /via stevesi
  1731. Is this the greatest thing on twitter? Hats on owls - buff.ly/1lI9pLG /via r343l
  1732. …in reply to @wndxlori
    wndxlori best cat
  1733. …in reply to @taraclark_
    taraclark_ do you want to come to a dinner party? Will you bring some food?
  1734. …in reply to @taraclark_
  1735. "Tiny Raccoon has a new friend" (thanks allonsykraken)
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1736. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  1737. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l EricaJoy juliaferraioli there is a creole place which does amazing brunch. Let's try there.
  1738. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
  1739. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah have you read better than before? There is stuff about it in there. Would send you a copy if you would read it.
  1740. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli r343l EricaJoy great Erica please meet us in Seattle 💜
  1741. …in reply to @catehstn
    I would worry about the results here but I am so tired and so cold and also! Owls! Wearing hats!
  1742. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah a book :) do you kindle? I'll send you a copy. Dm me your email?
  1743. RT ShowAndHide: Running statue #showandhide
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1744. Day 1 of hanging out with sundress. She shows me dog pics. Meh. I show her raccoon pic. Meh. We agree on owls.
  1745. …in reply to @sundress
    sundress zmagg Maggie why would you like that she hates raccoons even though they are the saviours of San Francisco
  1746. …in reply to @sundress
    sundress zmagg SAVING SAN FRANCISCO
  1747. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg I find this tweet very hilarious for some reason and would like to be kept updated on your progress
  1748. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg you are adorable
  1749. My hopes for New Orleans: 1) warm 2) people speaking french 3) raccoon riding an alligator So far: extremely cold+everyone speaks English.
  1750. …in reply to @johakuhn
    johakuhn thanks for sharing that
  1751. …in reply to @ShlomoArgamon
    ShlomoArgamon thanks for sharing that
  1752. …in reply to @Designers_i
    Designers_i thanks for sharing that
  1753. …in reply to @wrengr
    wrengr thanks super appreciate the kind comment! And the share!
  1754. …in reply to @undefined
    Feministy hallo
  1755. …in reply to @kecatlin
  1756. …in reply to @brwngrldev
    brwngrldev techspeakdigest that is great!!! Good luck!!
  1757. …in reply to @undefined
    Feministy nyet I live in hope tho. Well I don't live anywhere. But I am hopeful.
  1758. …in reply to @kptrease
    kptrease no 💔
  1759. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit I am not super set on seeing an alligator but if I did see one I would want a raccoon to be riding them like a boss.
  1760. RT lanyardigan: Please. My wife. She's very sick.
  1761. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug allonsykraken I will bring her to you and you can pet her! No biting!
  1762. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde these things are sent to try us
  1763. …in reply to @antifuchs
    antifuchs 1) please don't use scary words like "permanent" and 2) the us will never be because eu passport, immigrants not welcome.
  1764. Adorkable 💜🐿 shaug/669375433956200448
  1765. …in reply to @catehstn
    I was going to use a 🦃 there but then I realized 🐿 was way cuter.
  1766. RT danielpunkass: We are lucky to have these women bloggers active in our community. Do we need more? Of course. Do we need cisgender men …
  1767. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli 💜💜💜💜💜
  1768. RT JanvierNoir: All these “one bad cops” y’all talking about add up to unreasonable numbers.
  1769. …in reply to @louielouie
    louielouie they are on my list!! Will find some now sundress is here :)
  1770. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg for a moment I thought you were talking about shoes
  1771. …in reply to @undefined
    @snowcrashmike I AM!
  1772. …in reply to @Chilvman
    Chilvman oh thank you :)
  1773. Coding is my favourite 💜 piewords/669503123141079042
  1774. RT ShowAndHide: Tower #showandhide
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1775. …in reply to @undefined
    @snowcrashmike thanks :)
  1776. …in reply to @RobDrimmie
    RobDrimmie haha that's awesome :)
  1777. Love this. 15 Famous Men on Whether or Not They’re Feminists buff.ly/211B4rj
  1778. …in reply to @antifuchs
    antifuchs :) I'm excited to explore
  1779. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg ansate we should visit fluevogs together
  1780. …in reply to @antifuchs
    antifuchs I find it p upsetting when people just assume I could move here even if I wanted to. I hope your green card comes through :(
  1781. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg ansate even better let's go to fluevogs in Seattle
  1782. …in reply to @micheletitolo
  1783. RT willmanduffy: Do those Buy More Followers bots offer black friday deals or is that more of a cyber monday kinda jam?
  1784. …in reply to @antifuchs
    antifuchs :/ i will send that to the next person who asks haha
  1785. I tried to take a growth mindset in general but I have a pretty fatalistic attitude to my lack of Domestic Skills.
  1786. …in reply to @catehstn
    I couldn't get the heating to work so last night I wore leggings under my pyjamas and a hoodie over the top. At least I was warm though.
  1787. …in reply to @osgOlivia
  1788. …in reply to @catehstn
    It's possible I am getting sick so I added "take some of that drug you can use to make crack" to my strategy of "wear more clothes".
  1789. …in reply to @catehstn
    And now I am quite warm and also pleasantly floaty. Like a small black cloud with pink accents.
  1790. …in reply to @lara_hogan
    lara_hogan thanks 💜🙆🏼
  1791. RT m3ggiesue: strengthening relationships with my family this holiday season by avoiding them at all costs
  1792. …in reply to @osgOlivia
    osgOlivia :) thanks
  1793. …in reply to @gennipher
    gennipher haha thanks! :) I do like it I just expected to be warmer ;)
  1794. This article about westboro baptist church was horrifying, englightening... and finally heart-warming - buff.ly/1Nb4JKB
  1795. …in reply to @mnowster
    mnowster yes!! I do this too.
  1796. RT lara_hogan: Please please please everybody read this, especially if you are looking for mentorship. catehstn/668776204091060224
  1797. …in reply to @hypatiadotca
    hypatiadotca thank you :)
  1798. …in reply to @ansate
    ansate I'm glad it isn't just me!! This is why I prefer hotels and apartments. The building is warm so your place within it usually okay
  1799. …in reply to @SrPablo
  1800. …in reply to @Norpete
    Norpete thanks for sharing that
  1801. …in reply to @LibrarySherpa
    LibrarySherpa thanks for sharing that
  1802. A terrible choice between English breakfast tea and decaf earl grey. I took the English breakfast. Tea isn't tea without caffeine. 💔☕️
  1803. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah #acheivementunlocked
  1804. "You basically like animals that are guaranteed not to like you. What does this say about you?" ~sundress
  1805. …in reply to @cupcait
    cupcait a lot of the tours are quite small and driving on ice is scary. You can always decide to get a car if you hate it.
  1806. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l sundress I knew you would support me in this Rachael 💜💜💜💜💜
  1807. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug sundress I am only optimistic about hedgehogs. And raccoons. Don't take this away from me.
  1808. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l this confirms my suspicion that I don't want to live in a house. Or cook food.
  1809. …in reply to @catehstn
    SHaug sundress and also owls.
  1810. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli thanks 💜💜💜
  1811. …in reply to @cmkrnl
    cmkrnl :) good!
  1812. …in reply to @AAlemayhu
    AAlemayhu thanks for sharing that
  1813. Worth reading - Acknowledging Privilege - buff.ly/1QuaHGR /by bryce
  1814. Came to tourist info and said "I want to see a raccoon riding an alligator" and the guy said "that's not gonna happen". Sadness 💔
  1815. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho haha no he has a picture of a raccoon tho I can still hope
  1816. RT hypatiadotca: I get a lot of "may I pick your brain" emails, and Cate's advice is spot-on. catehstn/668776204091060224
  1817. RT hypatiadotca: Cate's point about inconsiderateness is so real, also: my rule is that the mentee does the traveling. I follow it when I'…
  1818. RT SarahCAndersen: Females are the shepards of self esteem
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1819. …in reply to @dbentley
    dbentley we are going in an airboat
  1820. RT dbentley: catehstn Raccoon being chauffered in an airboat being driven by an alligator. #anthropomorphism #squadgoals
  1821. …in reply to @dbentley
    dbentley 🐼🐊
  1822. …in reply to @catehstn
    "We have a raccoon on the wall" "But a dead raccoon!" "But it's still there" 💔🐼
  1823. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug he says "I would get it the fuck out of there too". sundress concurs. I would hug and console the unfortunate raccoon.
  1824. RT buritica: "making sure you got my last email" I got it, I just don't reply to all unsolicited communications. this tweet now counts as …
  1825. RT sarahmei: A sure sign of an unskilled manager is trouble retaining diverse developers.
  1826. RT ShowAndHide: Garden #showandhide
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1827. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager taraland 💜💜💜💜💜
  1828. .sundress has acquired a pet zombie and it's name is cate
  1829. Filed under: things that clearly go together.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1830. …in reply to @alex_mck
    alex_mck hahaha yes :)
  1831. funkwit hello
  1832. …in reply to @funkwit
  1833. Consuming a sweet potato daiquiri with sundress! Yikes!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1834. …in reply to @xpuff_xtina
    christina_greer sooooooooooon
  1835. …in reply to @alex_mck
    alex_mck yes I realized too late why no one got my joke
  1836. …in reply to @funkwit
    funkwit sundress it tastes like evil. Surgery cinnamoney evil.
  1837. …in reply to @catehstn
    Something is wrong with y'all. catehstn/669263313310605312
  1838. …in reply to @alex_mck
    alex_mck that tweet may ensure a better explanation next time too
  1839. …in reply to @jesslynnrose
    jesslynnrose you must be in Japan. Please post pictures of owls in hats! If you can obtain an actual owl, even better.
  1840. …in reply to @jesslynnrose
    jesslynnrose I am of no fixed address buy periodically Birmingham adjacent. Always down for owls if you are?
  1841. …in reply to @catehstn
    .jesslynnrose will absolutely kiss owl.
  1842. …in reply to @jesslynnrose
    jesslynnrose amazing amazing amazing I am so down. Back dec 25 not sure when I leave.
  1843. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l what would you have voted I am dying to know
  1844. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l how p values match to obviously / probably is hard. I would like to see some mice with mittens though.
  1845. My android wear is malfunctioning in way I would resent more if I'd obtained it in a more regular way than exchanging for a bottle of water.
  1846. …in reply to @wadus
    wadus haha yes
  1847. …in reply to @benclarkwood
    benclarkwood DYING to see the photo now 🐼
  1848. …in reply to @rodbegbie
  1849. …in reply to @danielpunkass
    danielpunkass I covet your hat
  1850. …in reply to @danielpunkass
  1851. Day 3 with sundress, we disagree on what would be a better pet (poll). I let her off because she fixed the heating.
  1852. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah I have so many questions like how? Why? Were the fries any good?
  1853. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad such a nice pic!
  1854. RT ShowAndHide: Sunset in Sydney #showandhide
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1855. …in reply to @sundress
    sundress Paul_Kinlan yes specifically i said pets are hard word why have the same pet as everyone else why not have an owl?
  1856. …in reply to @catehstn
    sundress Paul_Kinlan and she looked at me seriously and said "you know why that is not true don't you?" 3 more days of this oh dear
  1857. …in reply to @Paul_Kinlan
    Paul_Kinlan sundress what's your position on raccoons as pets?
  1858. This is great - concrete actions, metrics, success - How to Be a Male Ally for Women in Technology buff.ly/1O2gEcD /via jgoldfein
  1859. …in reply to @Paul_Kinlan
    Paul_Kinlan sundress okay we can be friends
  1860. RT tomstuart: idk, you say “startup culture is entitled man-children building mostly bullshit to make rich white guys richer” and people g…
  1861. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden idk but there should be modulo allergies and personal finances.
  1862. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg I like your location
  1863. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille just wait until the baby is a penguin
  1864. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg so many winters in one place what is that like
  1865. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg come be warm with me in january <3
  1866. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg next look up the weather <3 <3 <3
  1867. …in reply to @ansate
    ansate I love ThisIsPumpkin :) thanks!
  1868. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah i knew this would be a good story <3
  1869. RT juliaferraioli: I've had to recently decline a few requests. This piece from catehstn is spot on; I highly recommend it. https://t.co…
  1870. …in reply to @EmmaAshley
    EmmaAshley so cute!
  1871. RT erniemiller: One of the most frustrating things as a speaker at technical conferences is that I don't want to give technical talks. We …
  1872. Five Things Old Programmers Should Remember — buff.ly/1NbMJj8 /via HandeE
  1873. RT shawnacscott: I don’t love the conclusion relying on respectability and proper tone to win ppl over, but the middle was good: https://t…
  1874. Really excited my friend NatashaTheRobot is organising tryswiftconf :) see you there! NatashaTheRobot/668790152165253120
  1875. People are so disappointing. catehstn/669891376536915968
  1876. …in reply to @lara_hogan
  1877. …in reply to @catehstn
    lara_hogan also my post on using unflattering requests as negotiation practice - catehuston.com/blog/2015/03/11/the-woman-speaker-slot/
  1878. …in reply to @lrnrd
    lrnrd lara_hogan you can find such things every week in this great newsletter .... ;)
  1879. …in reply to @SnugglePolish
    SnugglePolish <3 that is a helpful list! thank you!
  1880. …in reply to @lrnrd
    lrnrd lara_hogan I love this raccoon!
  1881. …in reply to @lara_hogan
    lara_hogan you are so welcome <3
  1882. "Selectively caring" buff.ly/1Xa93ZQ /by iwasleeg
  1883. Last night we went on a dark history tour and honestly the most terrifying thing was that it's apparently legal to run over pedestrians?
  1884. …in reply to @bl
    bl last checked lots of tourist places still closed, I'm hoping to make it end of December.
  1885. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy my parents and sister have this one fluffy rodent that they steal back and forth from one another and send pictures of.
  1886. "You're weird... But in a very delightful way." "The animals thing does make no sense." ~sundress is keeping my ego in check
  1887. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l you need more I domesticated friends I would never willingly enter a kitchen 💜💜💜💜💜
  1888. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l was this your plan? 😇
  1889. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho tell me you voted owls
  1890. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l that sounds good it's bad enough to eat pumpkin pie let alone make it. In the uk pumpkin is for carving only.
  1891. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l yay confidence tho
  1892. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l sundress just suggested we eat pumpkin pie and I thought about this and blinked a lot. Trying to sell chocolate cake instead.
  1893. …in reply to @distant_highway
    distant_highway no cool. I thought this was as only in Louisiana
  1894. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l sundress have you eaten sugar pie? That's like custard. Only sweeter.
  1895. …in reply to @catehstn
    We found the raccoon.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1896. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l sundress I don't actually like pie in general
  1897. Current status: actually in a hot sauce shop. Who knew such a place existed.
  1898. …in reply to @catehstn
    They also have signs.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1899. …in reply to @johnkpaul
    johnkpaul yay!!!
  1900. …in reply to @catehstn
    And Tabasco jelly beans which is one of the more horrifying foods I have ever contemplated.
  1901. …in reply to @callmewuest
    callmewuest I think we have different ideas of heaven 😇
  1902. …in reply to @krakendev
  1903. …in reply to @haley
    haley how can something so fluffy be so grumpy
  1904. …in reply to @catehstn
    zmagg does a fave constitute an order for hot sauce?
  1905. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli are you okay?!
  1906. RT ShowAndHide: Sydney skyline #showandhide
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1907. TIL what a Brady Bunch is.
  1908. Hedgie on board! 💜🛳 hedgehogdays/670027815824158720
  1909. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords the marriage one or the wine one?
  1910. …in reply to @haley
    haley karamcnair so fluffy
  1911. …in reply to @lccarson
  1912. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug danshapiro I'm told this is a reference to the theme song?
  1913. …in reply to @catehstn
    SHaug danshapiro I saw Dan dance in a video earlier nothing would surprise me.
  1914. I saw something black and white and about 2 feet high and was like "omg penguin" but it's actually a dog so that's disappointing.
  1915. …in reply to @zenigel
    zenigel ShowAndHide ooooh great picture!
  1916. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords hahaha that was my fave 😇
  1917. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
  1918. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug danshapiro Awwh dannerisms
  1919. …in reply to @sundress
    sundress r343l 💔🎂🔪
  1920. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug I like the colorful solid Pom poms perhaps they are for some kind of cultural celebration?
  1921. I love that people are sharing their public speaking goals for the techspeakdigest anniversary! 4 days left! maaretp/666771125515481090
  1922. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro SHaug on kickstarter! Backing WhereTheHIsMatt :)
  1923. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro SHaug WhereTheHIsMatt I thought it was cute!
  1924. …in reply to @indec
    indec I wish.
  1925. …in reply to @indec
    indec okay i heard a TV show and now I don't know what to think.
  1926. …in reply to @indec
  1927. …in reply to @rouzbeh84
    rouzbeh84 thanks for sharing that! Super appreciate it.
  1928. …in reply to @judykitteh
  1929. …in reply to @sarahmei
  1930. …in reply to @EvaDoblerMcGill
    EvaDoblerMcGill thanks for sharing that :)
  1931. …in reply to @rouzbeh84
    rouzbeh84 I wrote it 😇
  1932. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho these things are sent to try us
  1933. 3 hours left to vote on my disagreement with sundress: cats or owls. catehstn/669891376536915968
  1934. …in reply to @killerswan
    killerswan I thought there were some legal ramifications? The whole stay off the road they will mow you down and you'll also get a ticket?
  1935. RT natashathenomad: . catehstn I take it back. Owls are scarier than cats! 😱 (@ The Village Coffee & Music) swarmapp.com/c/fPwxboSme6B https…
  1936. …in reply to @theophani
    theophani ai! The one here also has tasting. I don't really consume hot sauce tho.
  1937. Big plans for today, have a list of productive things to do whilst I procrastinate on writing App Store copy for ShowAndHide.
  1938. …in reply to @catehstn
    I have trained myself to respond to stress with Productive Steps Forward so the bizarre shit in my head around this task is freaking me out.
  1939. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
  1940. My dad sent me a picture of a plane 💜✈️
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1941. RT ShowAndHide: Coney Island #showandhide
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1942. I guess if I plan to take up morning drinking now is the time.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1943. …in reply to @rob_rix
    rob_rix I suspect after happiness hour comes a really bad day.
  1944. RT rob_rix: catehstn Happier-Than-You’re-About-To-Be Hour
  1945. …in reply to @rob_rix
    rob_rix EXACTLY
  1946. #nonovelnov finished yes please, was okay but a bit disjointed. Next: high output management. Excited about this book :)
  1947. …in reply to @indec
    indec no I will add it to my backlog tho!
  1948. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l what is spqr? Is this sci fi?
  1949. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l any history I know I learned from Wikipedia or georgette heyer.
  1950. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l in America? The less I know about American politics the happier I am. It's like a horror movie.
  1951. Pigeon spa day.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1952. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l yeah I don't follow British politics either. Broadly my political views are "anti politician".
  1953. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l lol I am apparently balancing practical books with celebrity autobiographies. After this I have shonda rhymes.
  1954. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l past cate buys so many books I rarely feel like I make an active decision about what to read next.
  1955. …in reply to @catehstn
    r343l but dianakimball introduced me to "send sample" which I hope will become life changing soon. So far it's saved me $$$$$
  1956. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l what did you do with them? Do you have a physical guilt pile?
  1957. …in reply to @catehstn
    r343l send sample is now my digital guilt pile.
  1958. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l this is the miracle of send sample. I'm SO EXCITED. But first I have to read all the books I have actually bought.
  1959. …in reply to @mxriverlynn
    derickbailey oh thank you!! :)
  1960. "After I took this I realized there was a woman crying in the stall next to me." buff.ly/1S8stwZ
  1961. …in reply to @danielpunkass
    danielpunkass ShowAndHide yeah you are special though so you can have a beta if you want?
  1962. The real tragedy of social media for me is the discovery that people who wrote books I love are in fact vile.
  1963. …in reply to @catehstn
    danielpunkass ShowAndHide also it's ready to go modulo app store copy. But the good news is my displacement activity was mostly android..
  1964. …in reply to @catehstn
    danielpunkass ShowAndHide ...which is now in a slightly embarassing beta.
  1965. …in reply to @lindseybieda
    lindseybieda Not sure who she is? I have a couple in mind but there are more :/
  1966. …in reply to @lara_hogan
    lara_hogan haha no way!
  1967. …in reply to @willmanduffy
  1968. RT CharlotteIs: *whispers in your ear* "Everything you hold dear is problematic" *flies out the window*
  1969. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  1970. …in reply to @dbsmasher
    dbsmasher I hope you do! Still a couple of days left for the techspeakdigest anniversary if you want a mentoring session?
  1971. …in reply to @indec
    indec lara_hogan there's never a good time to admit you haven't read a book your friend wrote.
  1972. I'm working on this today so if you have any thoughts I would LOVE to know what you wish you'd known about bias. catehstn/662388479565934593
  1973. …in reply to @lara_hogan
    lara_hogan indec I'm sorry
  1974. …in reply to @CatSwetel
  1975. …in reply to @catehstn
    "Do you want wine or beer?" (It's 11am and I'm getting a haircut) 🍷💇🏻
  1976. …in reply to @mrtazz
    mrtazz yay I love books
  1977. RT tinselwear: Pre-order The Dipper today for only $129! We’ll send something to put under the tree. Code: BFDIPPER https://t.co/TWv2gM0F2…
  1978. …in reply to @dbsmasher
    dbsmasher is this normal? I thought it was just New Orleans
  1979. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille dbsmasher I wanted the aveda tea but they don't have that here :(
  1980. This thread is amazing. So full of empathy and unexpected joy. Also: educational. npueu/667358228095700992
  1981. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l been offered champagne but never beer before
  1982. …in reply to @bl
    bl when will you go? The week after a lot of stuff was closed and tourism discouraged. That will change tho, then I'll be there.
  1983. …in reply to @randommood
  1984. …in reply to @EvaDoblerMcGill
    EvaDoblerMcGill :) super happy if people find it helpful!
  1985. …in reply to @mrtazz
    mrtazz thanks :)
  1986. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho because it's 11am? And I don't really drink?
  1987. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho haha :)
  1988. Love this by ellenchisa - Hearts, Stars, Thumbsup, Fav, Like, and Love – Reactions on the Internet - buff.ly/1NIO7nW
  1989. …in reply to @lara_hogan
    lara_hogan email tho! Even I don't subscribe ;)
  1990. …in reply to @rouzbeh84
  1991. Hello new hair.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1992. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit actually lolling
  1993. …in reply to @randommood
    randommood thanks:)
  1994. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett lol okay
  1995. RT stillinbeta: catehstn did you recently become a transcendent being of pure energy congrats if so!
  1996. …in reply to @stillinbeta
  1997. …in reply to @gembarrett
  1998. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett I always send my Twitter Avi as a conf pic next conf will be super happy about this one all thanks to you
  1999. …in reply to @stillinbeta
    stillinbeta I will never forget you my precious
  2000. …in reply to @stillinbeta
    stillinbeta 🙆🏼
  2001. "We don't have any tea. We can get you decaf coffee or lemon and hot water."
  2002. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor it erased
  2003. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit stillinbeta I don't scifi but I think this is a complement so thank you
  2004. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords thanks :)
  2005. …in reply to @rouzbeh84
    rouzbeh84 oh thank you 🤖
  2006. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett thanks 🤖
  2007. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz coffee drinkers
  2008. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
    LittleMxSurly okay I can fit a fight in next week or we could just hug. You pick.
  2009. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz I have drank half a cup of coffee ever it tasted horrible and it's worries me how much people love it.
  2010. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
    LittleMxSurly I don't wanna fight you either and now I am a transcendent being of pure energy the ethics would be very questionable 💜🤖
  2011. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg New Orleans
  2012. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
    LittleMxSurly oh I don't know yet! We will see.
  2013. …in reply to @ansate
    ansate just 3 lately I've cut back. Although true no teabags. That is an oversight.
  2014. The Principled Programmer - buff.ly/1N3f2yw /by iwasleeg
  2015. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg Maggie why we don't have to go there anymore
  2016. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor 😇
  2017. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l they had cocktails.
  2018. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l was it good?
  2019. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l a level of affection on par with the last rollo
  2020. RT ShowAndHide: Sydney opera house and the harbor bridge #showandhide
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  2021. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg 💜
  2022. "Tiny Raccoon has no regrets. Medium Sized Hedgehog does not judge."
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  2023. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg :( don't do it :( not worth it :(
  2024. …in reply to @undefined
  2025. "I never know where you are, I always wonder what you're doing" (my friend complains she has lost track of my travel schedule)
  2026. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
  2027. If I drink a lychee saketini will I be less misanthropic tonight? How about tomorrow morning?
  2028. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg sundress says "that's why we love her"
  2029. …in reply to @electricland
    electricland a hangover and even more misanthropy
  2030. …in reply to @magicgirlsue
    magicgirlsue nice I am mostly jelly of the chaser
  2031. …in reply to @electricland
    electricland lol thanks I'll yolo
  2032. …in reply to @magicgirlsue
  2033. …in reply to @catehstn
    Yolo but where is the LYCHEEEEEEEEEE?!?
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  2034. …in reply to @catehstn
    Now I have a headache and want to nap but we are in a jazz club so I don't think that's gonna happen 🎷🎺🎼
  2035. …in reply to @zmagg
  2036. …in reply to @aiboyles
  2037. …in reply to @philandstuff
    philandstuff hahaha sorry my new Avi is scary too
  2038. Rob on eating alligator leather "it probably doesn't taste good but if you were starving, it would probably keep you alive for another day."
  2039. …in reply to @catehstn
    Rob is also something of an expert on brain parasites.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  2040. …in reply to @catehstn
    "Some people are really pithy on Twitter. I am this table. But on twitter. That is me." ~rob_dodson
  2041. …in reply to @electricland
    electricland :( sadness
  2042. …in reply to @electricland
    electricland not clear I will ask!
  2043. …in reply to @catehstn
    "A power slide is like a move but a power law is like... A self reenforcing thing. It's like the App Store."
  2044. …in reply to @catehstn
    "Wait can I say something else? Hedgehog. Polar bear. River otter. Cuddle pile."
  2045. …in reply to @catehstn
    "Look up an Amazonian Otter they aren't as cute; they are kind of slimy and evil. A San Francisco otter is like 'I has a mollusc'."
  2046. …in reply to @catehstn
    "I thought you were googling Amazonian otter… That is not the otter you thought. That's like a big evil river rat. They are like snake rats"
  2047. …in reply to @catehstn
    "Look at that face. You know that face is going to grow up to eat your head."
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  2048. …in reply to @catehstn
    "Look at Alice. She is like… lost in otterland."
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  2049. "Managing teams is a series of complex, black boxes interacting with other complex, black boxes." buff.ly/1NdU7Vc /by skamille
  2050. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager no!!! I must go therbe!!
  2051. …in reply to @mxriverlynn
    derickbailey haha I wrote that so long ago I had forgotten about it. Past cate wasn't all bad.
  2052. RT oluoluoxenfree: ✨✨✨I'm starting a community for women in Javascript called @javascripthers! If you want to be involved tweet me/that ac…
  2053. RT ShowAndHide: Botanical gardens, Sydney #showandhide
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  2054. RT CatSwetel: If your biggest, most immediate fear is Syrian refugees, I think that says a lot about your level of privilege. I'm afraid o…
  2055. My preliminary research says that I am just allergic to southern food. **dies**
  2056. …in reply to @dianakimball
    dianakimball Diana 💜💜💜💜💜
  2057. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora yes 💜
  2058. …in reply to @catehstn
    Best responses from r343l this morning "don't die I would miss you" & post-angst "That is just the intense feelings of doom vomit causes."
  2059. …in reply to @cdibona
    cdibona yeah I have realized I don't in general eat that much meat, potato, corn, or dairy. Also I'm allergic to nuts which are everywhere!
  2060. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords 🐼 at least I haven't yet taken up morning drinking
  2061. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords lol my goal is not to take it up!
  2062. …in reply to @catehstn
    Things are looking up I have a bowl of tea.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  2063. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords I am not doing that experiment this morning ;)
  2064. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l nice teapot! I am on my second bowl 💜
  2065. No penguins?! 💔🐧
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  2066. …in reply to @kptrease
    kptrease Ikr!!!
  2067. RT fatneckbeardguy: catehstn It's just that they prefer FreeBSD.
  2068. This is what happened to the $70K profit from cards against humanity $5 Black Friday no item sale. cardsagainsthumanity.com/blackfriday/
  2069. “The number of things you could do is infinite; your time is finite.” buff.ly/1N3fxsi /by oliverburkeman
  2070. …in reply to @orenellenbogen
    orenellenbogen thanks for sharing that :) I think we both spoke at TheLeadDev but I didn't manage to say hi.
  2071. …in reply to @WatchMeCode
    WatchMeCode thanks for sharing that
  2072. …in reply to @xPatriciaLight
    xPatriciaLight thanks for sharing that
  2073. …in reply to @oluoluoxenfree
    oluoluoxenfree yay!!!! You will be awesome!!
  2074. …in reply to @dbsmasher
    dbsmasher techspeakdigest :) holla if I can help
  2075. …in reply to @jwilker
    jwilker judykitteh techspeakdigest honestly I think nerves are good. Nerves mean you care.
  2076. …in reply to @dbsmasher
    dbsmasher yay! I will go through and assign mentors Monday so you'll get an email :)
  2077. …in reply to @orenellenbogen
  2078. Thinking what amazing pictures I could make with ShowAndHide visiting these places - 10 Unexpectedly Colorful Sites buff.ly/1lbgdRJ
  2079. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l I love your iOS development tweeting 💜
  2080. We went to a swamp today. I have never been to a swamp before. It was different than I expected. 🐊 but no raccoon 💔🐼
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  2081. …in reply to @mousemke
    mousemke my understanding was that eating alligator leather was different than alligator meat tho not that I have eaten either! rob_dodson
  2082. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l haha it's cool I admire you being open about it. Also holla if I can help debug auto layout for you 💜📱
  2083. Gas station here that also does eye exams and Botox. That's what I call diversification.
  2084. …in reply to @CatSwetel
    CatSwetel what more could one need
  2085. …in reply to @jwilker
  2086. RT ShowAndHide: Standard hotel, NYC #showandhide
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  2087. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l auto layout is confusing 💜 are you using constraintsWithFormat?
  2088. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l oh interesting I haven't used a stack view. I tend to add views one by one to the auto layout and see what happens.
  2089. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l yeah one thing that I did when I was learning auto layout was to break out things into separate views.
  2090. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also airboats are awesome I would like to drive one.
  2091. So sundress found a sign that said everything was fried in peanut oil and rescued me from being accidentally poisoned. Again. 💜💜💜
  2092. …in reply to @catehstn
    Good friends remember your favourite drinks and keep you alive 💜
  2093. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky yes you did buy me some one time tho that was nice of you.
  2094. "I hope one day you do get a pet owl" "Over time I've actually got less domesticated." "You are like a feral cat." sundress keeping it real
  2095. …in reply to @CatSwetel
    CatSwetel this explains everything
  2096. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky 💜
  2097. …in reply to @CatSwetel
    CatSwetel yeah they don't really say either. I have been super sick :(
  2098. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg sundress I am taking this to mean you also believe I could have an owl.
  2099. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky that would be good because you know dantoml did and I like to think you love me more than he does.
  2100. …in reply to @CatSwetel
  2101. …in reply to @WordChem
  2102. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
  2103. New Orleans has broken me. I just tried to order liquor in a coffee shop.
  2104. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml I don't normally drink. But i was genuinely shocked when they didn't have any alcohol.
  2105. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml do you have me on 4sq? I've found some really nice places.
  2106. …in reply to @williampietri
    williampietri they didn't have any! I was shocked! I am now That Tourist!
  2107. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml voila welcome to my second most inner circle of trust.
  2108. …in reply to @williampietri
    williampietri haha yikes !
  2109. …in reply to @rafeco
    rafeco not in that coffee shop! I was shocked!
  2110. …in reply to @hypatiadotca
  2111. That is some promise.
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  2112. …in reply to @hypatiadotca
    hypatiadotca 🍅🍅🍅
  2113. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l haha yes that one bites us all 🙆🏼
  2114. …in reply to @leapingwoman
    leapingwoman I too am curious as to how this was determined.
  2115. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l lol you have to be at one with the compiler. My friend pilky is the auto layout expert btw :) he has some tutorials on his blog.
  2116. Every week I do a summary blog post and the best thing is going back through my twitter feed and seeing all the best hedgies of past 7 days.
  2117. …in reply to @catehstn
    Biggest complement anyone has ever paid my twitter feed "it's like 50% hedgehogs and now I want one".
  2118. There were two hedeghogs I loved from afar via Instagram. But now they are both dead. 💔 NeoNacho/670959174302453760
  2119. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho love is pain my precious. love is pain.
  2120. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho i think the caption is one of my best O:)
  2121. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho Tiny Raccoon's mass is mostly tail though. Tail is not accounted for when assessing size.
  2122. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
  2123. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho other facts about tail: tail to body size is a metric for adorableness.
  2124. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho yes they are they just don't perform well on that particular metric.
  2125. …in reply to @mousemke
    mousemke i think I don't want to eat gator in any form ;)
  2126. My friend janl is so wise - Sustainable Open Source - buff.ly/1QABUrp
  2127. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l 💜
  2128. …in reply to @janl
    janl 💜
  2129. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson leapingwoman should I eat this pizza?
  2130. Brunch and jazz with sundress 💜🎺🎷🎼☕️
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  2131. RT drwasho: What a time we live in.
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  2132. I can't tell how how jarring it is when Americans ask me as a European if Europe is safe given the amount of murder I hear about in the US.
  2133. …in reply to @catehstn
    Stuff happens in Europe. For sure. Terrorism is a risk. But women can mostly get reproductive health care without being murdered, fewer guns
  2134. …in reply to @catehstn
    There is basically no European city that I wouldn't wonder alone at night. Even Paris or brussels. I'll be back in Paris as soon as I can.
  2135. …in reply to @catehstn
    There was a shooting in a park not far from us days before we arrived. Terrifying thing about US violence is how much you don't hear about.
  2136. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho perceived fluffyness, nose to eat ratio, uniqueness.
  2137. RT ShowAndHide: Machine!!! #showandhide
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  2138. …in reply to @catehstn
    FWIW attitude to risk when travelling is pretty pragmatic. It's bad for business to kill tourists. Exactly why targeted tourists in Tunisia.
  2139. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson leapingwoman haha okay I will try and report back
  2140. I am taking on a more human form today. I know, disappointing. sundress/671001534717628416
  2141. …in reply to @jpetazzo
    jpetazzo statistically most things more risky than terrorists but the police really shouldn't be.
  2142. …in reply to @stillinbeta
  2143. This store sells chocolate and tchotchkes. I find this combination *fascinating*.
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  2144. This at first seemed bizarre but on reflection makes sense. I guess real estate agents would know where is haunted.
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  2145. RT SnugglePolish: catehstn Please tell me the name of the store is “Tchokolate”?
  2146. …in reply to @SnugglePolish
    SnugglePolish danshapiro I think you will lol
  2147. RT b0rk: every time I've lost sight of "who is this talk for and what will they get out of it?" the result has been bad
  2148. …in reply to @greatersafety
  2149. Peak American.
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  2150. lccarson "oil paint diluted with kerosene... [applied] with cotton balls and rags to create thin veils of colour"
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  2151. …in reply to @catehstn
    lccarson "Drysdale appreciated the hazy, atmospheric quality produced by this inventive, if highly flammable, technique."
  2152. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson right now I am standing next to a piece of sculpture by William rimmer.
  2153. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson yes and I think you would like this art gallery.
  2154. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson New Orleans museum of art. It's really good. Art by women in every gallery, pictures of PoC.
  2155. ICYMI I wrote about what good - and bad - requests look like and being effective at getting people to help you - buff.ly/1P4xCsj
  2156. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson the end of the description - you will 💜
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  2157. I love this; these pictures do not do it justice.
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  2158. …in reply to @catehstn
    I love this because I love pink and because it is titled "heaven is for white men only". By: Judy Chicago.
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  2159. …in reply to @leapingwoman
  2160. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson amazing 💜
  2161. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah leggings so much better than tights imo!!! :)
  2162. "He has 6 hands and no feet" comments the small child on seeing this.
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  2163. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah yeah my reaction was a lot more prosaic and markedly less accepting.
  2164. Beautiful. #nofilter
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  2165. LOVE #showandhide
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  2166. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah @kontextfreie haha okay feel free to attribute if that is a thing that you do with that account.
  2167. How to Politely Say “No” to a Ridiculous, Unreasonable Request. buff.ly/1lHsJc8 /via jo_miller
  2168. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro nothing should ever surprise you about Roald Dahl.
  2169. I found a Botero sculpture! This makes me happy because he is one of my favourite artists 💜
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  2170. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah haha I had a look and thought that was the case. Still cool :)
  2171. …in reply to @undefined
    RussellHay sculpture garden @ noma
  2172. …in reply to @undefined
    RussellHay yeah it's awesome! The current exhibition too is one of the best I have ever seen.
  2173. 2 things I love combined. Reflection photography and ShowAndHide.
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  2174. "Window with Ladder—Too Late for Help"
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  2175. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros New Orleans the sculpture garden at noma
  2176. Spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
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  2177. oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  2178. RT amygdalama: pick a plant that matches your personality! for example, this one thrives on neglect
  2179. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz oh awesome!! This was my fave place in NO so far.
  2180. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz that is sooooooo cool. The current exhibit was amazing. And I loved the sculpture garden.
  2181. …in reply to @andrewliebchen
    andrewliebchen awesome! I need to go read her wikipedia page :)
  2182. RT ShowAndHide: Dragon! #showandhide
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  2183. SHaug "Tiny Raccoon needs you to stay alive. Medium Sized Hedgehog would generally prefer that also."
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  2184. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug this was the first ever personalized Tiny Raccoon picture so you should feel very special.
  2185. Tuna is the cutest hedgie 💜💜💜 shaug/671140614688256001
  2186. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug Tunaaaaaaaa ilu
  2187. …in reply to @WordChem
  2188. …in reply to @natashathenomad
  2189. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille yay!!!!!
  2190. RT skamille: Other things I did today include
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  2191. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy max cute please go back and get her and do a series of "enormous pink bear" tweets 🐻💜
  2192. In retrospect I should have known it wouldn't work out with that guy when he said one thing we have in common is we both hate people.
  2193. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett lol I don't recommend him
  2194. …in reply to @EricaJoy
  2195. …in reply to @gembarrett
  2196. I accidentally ordered something that looks like food but is actually a plate of fire. Aiiiiiiii 👅🔥
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  2197. …in reply to @catehstn
    The poor waitress tried to give me milk and eventually took the fire away from me and gave me an enormous plate of veggie fried rice.
  2198. …in reply to @ekuber
    ekuber ooh! Where are you?
  2199. …in reply to @ekuber
    ekuber ooh cool!!! I was in DC not that long ago but I didn't have time to see anything.
  2200. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug r343l I think I may have permanently singed my tongue.
  2201. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l SHaug I love all asian food except for pho I just don't love FIRE disguised as asian food and I miss having a working tongue.
  2202. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug r343l so down for asian food. Also. It tasted like BURNING and FIRE with hints of orange.
  2203. …in reply to @ekuber
    ekuber yeah!! When I went years ago with time for museums I didn't catch any art :) did go to the smithsonian and the science museum tho.
  2204. …in reply to @Katherine_CaSs
    Katherine_CaSs that's super cool!!
  2205. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  2206. RT hukuloucoffee: 本日月曜はお休みですホーー!
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  2207. Denise's workshops are THE BEST 💜 dontgetcaught/671287159840722948
  2208. RT ShowAndHide: En route to bondi! #showandhide
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  2209. Well I am mostly packed but what possessed me to buy all this jam and also why do I have so much cider?!?
  2210. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug "Tiny Raccoon hopes you feel better soon. Medium Sized Hedgehog is sleeping and did not express an opinion."
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  2211. …in reply to @catehstn
    I don't know what possessed past-Cate to buy a toffee apple and no doubt future-Cate will regret eating some of it for breakfast.
  2212. …in reply to @catehstn
    But, at least there was a moment when it didn't seem like the absolute worst idea.
  2213. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l I thought about that but realized that would require hardware and remembered I am alone now.
  2214. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l oh no there are knives I just didn't want to have to unload and reload the dishwasher.
  2215. Interesting from laurenmosenthal - Starting a startup as CTO / Head of Product - buff.ly/1HkBse7
  2216. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l that's not really how I roll
  2217. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l I am like a feral cat 🐻🔪
  2218. RT NeoNacho: catehstn we call that moment “cate synergy”
  2219. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug that's good I will worry about other things today then 🐼💜
  2220. RT ghc: Awards for entrepreneurship and leadership come with a $5k cash prize. Bit.ly/wovall #WomenIntech https://t.co/Su5N4wAp…
  2221. Next edition of techspeakdigest out tomorrow! For cyber Monday how about 20% off December sponsorship slots. Holla if you want one!
  2222. …in reply to @catehstn
    That means just 200 USD to reach nearly 2K subscribers.
  2223. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l haha I do this!! I need to write up how I prepared for 21 1:1s in 3 days.
  2224. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l the trick is to get them to do most of the talking ;)
  2225. …in reply to @ScottMuc
    ScottMuc cloudfoundry ooh exciting you will get to work with the amazing storming 💜
  2226. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah adorbz
  2227. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
  2228. RT juliaferraioli: I wish I had this excellent advice from catehstn last week; this advice for writing an abstract is gold! https://t.co…
  2229. …in reply to @bubbva
  2230. …in reply to @itakeunconf
    itakeunconf techspeakdigest this is okay or you can reply to the newsletter. Do you have a code of conduct? I didn't see one on website.
  2231. …in reply to @ScottMuc
  2232. Exit: NOLA. I think people like it for the debauchery but there is some great cultural stuff. I am not that debauched. A personal failing.
  2233. …in reply to @catehstn
    An ex one said to me "you're actually quite boring. I think people would be surprised to find that out about you."
  2234. …in reply to @catehstn
    At the time I thought it was hilarious and a complement but on reflection and considering our breakup… maybe not.
  2235. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
  2236. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli 💜💜💜💜💜 thanks babe
  2237. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli 💜🙆🏼 ilu
  2238. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l juliaferraioli that's good and explains why I talk to y'all and not to him lol
  2239. …in reply to @nigelbabu
    nigelbabu in NOLA? Or elsewhere?
  2240. “People think that confidence follows skills, but it’s usually the other way around where skills follow confidence.” buff.ly/1Nw7RRo
  2241. Some might consider this birthday gift and note for my favorite ex as "passive aggressive". I call it "loving".
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  2242. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords hahaha I tried sulking. It didn't work.
  2243. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho troll lol lol
  2244. RT dog_rates: Scary dog here. Too many legs. Extra tail. Not soft, let alone fluffy. Won't bark. Moves sideways. Has weapon. 2/10 https://…
  2245. If humans came with READMEs what would you most want them to cover?
  2246. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho hahahaha I don't have time for another side project. If you send me pictures I will respond with ratings tho.
  2247. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td lol I mean maybe I should clarify: what if they weren't a terrible person. What if they were me. Wait.
  2248. …in reply to @undefined
    zenparty eg "needs tea to function"? "System is closed after 6pm"
  2249. …in reply to @0x2ba22e11
    0x2ba22e11 what do you mean by abstract?
  2250. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho I think I am probably better at engineering than rating raccoons. I am pretty indiscriminate about loving ALL RACCOONS.
  2251. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td ah okay cool. And what would you want in a readme for a manager?
  2252. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td ooh this is good.
  2253. …in reply to @0x2ba22e11
    0x2ba22e11 ahh okay yes great thanks.
  2254. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td great I have that but not time management. And I think the two are related.
  2255. RT stevebanfield: catehstn How to perform a factory reset.
  2256. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho lol such as?
  2257. RT dbentley: catehstn how to communicate. What makes them nervous. What social niceties they like or find tedious. Pet peeves. What persu…
  2258. …in reply to @0x2ba22e11
    0x2ba22e11 ah okay. I am thinking more about working with effectively. You have given me stuff to think about tho!
  2259. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td oh that is great
  2260. …in reply to @0x2ba22e11
    0x2ba22e11 hahaha I think it could be more general useful too but I am starting from that perspective ;)
  2261. …in reply to @atomicbird
    atomicbird lolsob
  2262. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho I HAVE A NORMAL AMOUNT OF AFFECTION FOR RACCOONS
  2263. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td ooh that is good. Really good.
  2264. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td yep I feel that
  2265. …in reply to @0x2ba22e11
    0x2ba22e11 hahaha yes that is true.
  2266. Plane 3/7 ✈️ next stop NYC!
  2267. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit staying!
  2268. This Learning Styles Questionnaire buff.ly/1MFSlPp and analysis buff.ly/1MFSnGX was fascinating - thanks for rec brainwane
  2269. …in reply to @brainwane
    brainwane awesome thanks :)
  2270. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords I live I learn
  2271. …in reply to @undefined
    msfionatay yesssss that book is so helpful!! I asked last guy I dated to read it.
  2272. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit hahaha sounds good. Let me orient myself and we will figure out a time.
  2273. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg oh interesting. That is cool. I love to hear those stories but don't like to ask for them.
  2274. …in reply to @stillinbeta
  2275. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy i believe a dog will lull you into a false sense of security and then eat you.
  2276. …in reply to @undefined
    msfionatay yeah that is a good one.
  2277. The responses to this range from hilarious to helpful. catehstn/671420659872997377
  2278. RT ShowAndHide: Boats #showandhide
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  2279. Raccoon ready for anarchy, looking adorable. Appears to be able to drive a vehicle. 10/10. anarcharaccoon/671458439256641536
  2280. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy I think this was an important lesson in managing expectations.
  2281. RT mc_hankins: I suspect this to be the greatest act of mansplaining of all time __HpFans__/670176428722384896
  2282. …in reply to @killerswan
    killerswan haha I think that is a golf buggy but I thought that too and it made me happy.