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  1. …in reply to @willsmith
    willsmith danshapiro 💔 we have reformed now
  2. …in reply to @whatkevinmaysay
    whatkevinmaysay aren't they the same thing in your early twenties?
  3. This is what happens when you become a manager 😱
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  4. …in reply to @rschallom
    rschallom thanks for sharing that!
  5. !!!!!! My adored Petunia wearing her adorable tiny Colombian accessory. With a tiny Petunia-sized bowl!!!!!!!! shaug/693997161147576320
  6. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug you are my favorite 💜💜💜💜💜 petunia is entrancing as always.
  7. …in reply to @whatkevinmaysay
  8. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l whatkevinmaysay there is actually a service called "thread" although might be UK only. And idk - trunk club?
  9. …in reply to @undefined
    Feministy I am excited about this
  10. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde what is vertigo? SHaug cultural reference need help.
  11. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli that wolf wants to eat you what about a bunny instead? Or a hedgie! Or a raccoon!! Or an owl!!!!
  12. …in reply to @rachelandrew
    rachelandrew near gate b23 tho, my favorite sandwich. And the Lufthansa lounges are p nice.
  13. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde SHaug oh. Possibly. Who knows what I will find in Japan next month.
  14. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde very start of the month, Tokyo.
  15. …in reply to @jesslynnrose
    jesslynnrose @mrjesslynnrose idk you seem to have them for Birmingham. How far is the airport from the city? How much is rent/mortgage?
  16. RT NatashaTheRobot: My Swift Newsletter is out! Discussing Swift 2.2🍷, Struct Storage, Closure Capture Lists, Microinteractions, &more! ht…
  17. Seen on the way to breakfast (cute!)
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  18. “Just because you’re not irreplaceable doesn’t mean you’re not valuable.” - love this from indec on sabbaticals - buff.ly/1OX2Oac
  19. …in reply to @undefined
    Feministy excited to read it later.
  20. CircleCI hey - do you have any plans to just do notifications for one branch (like master?)
  21. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli 3 other strong suggestions there. All of them objectively superior animals to wolves.
  22. Made me think - on code review - buff.ly/1Qz9b3W /via orenellenbogen
  23. "But here it is an opportunity to have bad things happen to you. And it's kinda your fault." ~cy_sha makes dark allies sound so ominous.
  24. …in reply to @CircleCI
    CircleCI thank you!
  25. Buried lede on PoC and emotional labour - How ‘Service With a Smile’ Takes a Toll on Working Women - buff.ly/1OY4RuD /v jo_miller
  26. …in reply to @undefined
  27. …in reply to @PureUnfoldment
    PureUnfoldment thanks for sharing that.
  28. TIL pool shut Mondays. Of course I would sooner not have learned that in a towel from 3 security guards but sometimes that is how things go.
  29. …in reply to @pilky
  30. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage congrats to you and the team! That's amazing!
  31. …in reply to @cy_sha
    cy_sha 💔🏊🏻
  32. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden awesome
  33. …in reply to @justkelly_ok
    justkelly_ok omg will gardener tho.
  34. I wonder if these guys will be as active in other areas of parenting? Like diapers and cleaning up vomit? cardsagsthrsmt/663439708647739392
  35. …in reply to @justkelly_ok
    justkelly_ok 10/10 would lick that
  36. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy justkelly_ok multiple times a day depending on my schedule
  37. …in reply to @catehstn
  38. ICYMI divine petunia in a tiny hat I obtained for her in Colombia 😍😍😍😍😍 thanks danshapiro for transporting from ORD shaug/693997161147576320
  39. …in reply to @catehstn
    No more tiny hedgie accessories until I go to Asia. Should I start buying them for her on the Internet?
  40. …in reply to @nrg84
  41. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica I knew you would like this.
  42. …in reply to @catehstn
    There are two people here and I am not saying that they are bad human beings. Just that we are unlikely to be friends 💔🙈
  43. …in reply to @catehstn
    Three people! 😱💔
  44. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit for the hedgie?
  45. …in reply to @catehstn
    Four people. But what is Twitter even for if not for me to lose all faith in humanity?
  46. …in reply to @catehstn
    A tiny hedgie in a tiny hat. This is joy, people. THIS IS JOY.
  47. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit haha I will look for such things.
  48. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l that's good you should talk up SHaug's photography, you know he works harder for her affection than me. And deserves it more.
  49. …in reply to @willsmith
    willsmith I want to make a programming joke but I will restrain myself.
  50. …in reply to @willsmith
    willsmith because there are 10 kinds of people and neither of them would appreciate it.
  51. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug r343l ofc not obligated but will in time tho. She liked you eventually!
  52. …in reply to @InfoSecSherpa
  53. I see stuff happened in US politics last night. I don't really know what but my limited understanding of US politics says I don't want to.
  54. …in reply to @buffer
    buffer is there an alternative I should be using?
  55. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg oh. Probably a good thing? The guy currently in charge of the nuclear weapons seems nice enough and his wife is cool.
  56. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l yay Rachael!
  57. …in reply to @judithmwilliams
    judithmwilliams 💜 thanks 💜
  58. …in reply to @wiredferret
    wiredferret we would love to have you! DM me for numbers :)
  59. Thanks to this week's sponsor @nuancedstudio :) techspeakdigest/694529208970641408
  60. This is insightful, helpful - Underestimate your Programming Abilities buff.ly/1NInU8l /by fronx /via janl
  61. …in reply to @undefined
    colinmarc zmagg a lot of bad things happening?
  62. …in reply to @fronx
  63. …in reply to @peterseibel
    peterseibel max adorbz!!! 💜
  64. Hiring experienced mobile devs ride. NYC/Medellin/Remote. Would particularly love to speak to underrepresented people in tech. DM's open.
  65. I am always quite flattered when people think I have a pet and that pet would still be alive.
  66. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy I am so sorry babe 💜💜💜💜💜
  67. …in reply to @catehstn
    If only kept this mindset when people assume I have a husband/boyfriend. I think the chances of any animal surviving living w/me are low.
  68. Behind the scenes of pipeline programs at Howard and their limited efficacy - buff.ly/1SQUexJ
  69. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho honestly I find it pretty easy. Signs of independence, free will, or career success will get rid of many.
  70. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho lol no. Not a permanent solution.
  71. Coworking 🇨🇴⛰💻
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  72. pilky you thought my hat was a pet?!
  73. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky you thought my hat was a pet?!
  74. …in reply to @SashaLaundy
    SashaLaundy skamille triketora it's a mindy kaling saying!!!
  75. …in reply to @catehstn
    If you're underrepresented in tech and have any mobile native experience I'm super happy to have a call with you. No pressure no obligation!
  76. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille SashaLaundy triketora yes. And she has the confidence of a mediocre white man.
  77. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille SashaLaundy triketora I am willing to try this experiment with you.
  78. “For most women, it’s a waste of time to have bad sex with some guy you don’t know” ~ girlziplocked - buff.ly/1SsRmpc
  79. …in reply to @therealfitz
  80. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz skamille SashaLaundy triketora I would buy in bulk for all my friends.
  81. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky lol
  82. RT KuraFire: In the quiet words of catehstn: do we laugh or do we cry? TrustySupport/694636988268412928
  83. Super emo today. Please send hedgehogs, raccoons and/or owls. Real ones fine, although as transportation of animals hard, pictures will do.
  84. …in reply to @bydefault_tv
    bydefault_tv everything I dream of. 10/10 excellent hedgie.
  85. …in reply to @Sasha_Goebbels
    VolkerGoebbels omg amazing!
  86. …in reply to @Hagit
    Hagit ahahahhhhh hedgie baking!!!!!! Still amazing!!!
  87. Exotic animals also very welcome!! So cute! VolkerGoebbels/694687941847838721
  88. …in reply to @Sasha_Goebbels
    VolkerGoebbels Thanks :)
  89. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l I'm alright. Gonna get an early night will tell you about it tomorrow / @ the weekend <3
  90. …in reply to @catehstn
    r343l hope you are also okay
  91. …in reply to @kitchenettekat
    kitchenettekat that llama is dancing! Dancing!
  92. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l :) yay!
  93. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
  94. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit actually lol'd
  95. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit !!!!!!
  96. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit omg omg omg lara_hogan have you seen this?!
  97. …in reply to @gln
    gln omg omg omg a bucket of sloths A BUCKET OF SLOTHS!!!! lara_hogan
  98. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit what is this animal she has such beautiful ears
  99. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit disco kitty!
  100. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit oh no!
  101. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
  102. …in reply to @gln
    gln lara_hogan hahaha yes!!! webwright showed it me :)
  103. …in reply to @brainwane
    brainwane 💜💜💜💜💜
  104. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller awwwh lovely!
  105. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller I also love that video!
  106. …in reply to @catehstn
    Emotional support and animal pictures on demand remains the best Twitter feature. I love y'all.
  107. …in reply to @polotek
    polotek you are awesome 💜
  108. …in reply to @hzabarsky
    hzabarsky thank you!!
  109. …in reply to @hzabarsky
    hzabarsky I love those hedgies
  110. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy well NOW I will. Once I look up who frank ocean is.
  111. …in reply to @mckmat
    mckmat raccoooooooooons
  112. I can't imagine being able to do this again. Stopped ~3 years ago now. juliaferraioli/694657799574278145
  113. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett omg omg omg
  114. …in reply to @_sagesharp_
    sarahsharp this is why we always highlight travel costs in techspeakdigest
  115. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson yesssssssss I love that one
  116. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett mine toooo
  117. …in reply to @anjuan
  118. …in reply to @femgineer
    femgineer thanks for sharing that!
  119. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson 💜💜💜💜💜
  120. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli I get that. I just decided to put my effort into the women who are already here 💜
  121. …in reply to @webwright
    webwright gln lara_hogan Awwh 💜🐨
  122. …in reply to @whatkevinmaysay
    whatkevinmaysay omg I may ride that piece of public transit when I am next in town just to see the hedgie!
  123. "Don't let the existential dread set in" mbostock/694730052362047489
  124. Men: please stop telling women what is and isn't threatening. You have NFI and most women learn this young. justkelly_ok/694763538779246592
  125. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg maggieeeeee! Facebook!!!! Noooooooooo!!!
  126. RT ATKingyens: Today's ProductHunt list is evidence that SF is the city of assisted-living for millennials: producthunt.com/e/uber-for-x
  127. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora 💜💜💜
  128. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde lccarson argh am I old
  129. RT MayaGoodfellow: Wendy Cope - for all the mansplainers out there
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  130. Wrote new rant about tech interviews in pieces over breakfast so I'll post today unless y'all would prefer rant about categories in obj-c.
  131. …in reply to @catehstn
    I wouldn't say categories are the root of all evil but they are pretty bad and you should think carefully and probably not use them.
  132. …in reply to @catehstn
    (Categories, for those not versed in the dark arts of obj-c, are a way to add functionality to a class without subclassing it.)
  133. This is super brittle tho and there is usually a better way. abizern/694879320142127104
  134. …in reply to @abizern
    abizern zactly!
  135. …in reply to @catehstn
    I feel like categories are winning?! Unexpected. Better run a poll.
  136. …in reply to @pardel
    pardel in time.
  137. …in reply to @pardel
    pardel yes!!!!
  138. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho stockholm syndrome is real
  139. …in reply to @queersorceress
  140. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho you will find out when I eventually write my Hot Take blogpost on why Categories are evil.
  141. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho you may have to wait. Hiring is broken is currently winning.
  142. …in reply to @wolffan
    wolffan NeoNacho would have to check that.
  143. This is an amazing story from BeerOps - On Showing Up to the Table - buff.ly/1P4UbdJ
  144. …in reply to @rob_rix
    rob_rix in time but not today!
  145. RT sdarlington: catehstn The Categories of Brokenness when Hiring.
  146. …in reply to @sdarlington
  147. …in reply to @holtchesley
    holtchesley categories or hiring? Did you vote in the poll?
  148. …in reply to @eggoosh
    eggoosh :) thank you!
  149. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l the class itself. So you can have multiple varieties of the same object and the only way to tell which is in the import statements.
  150. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l I think it depends what the alternative is. Usually what I see categories used for, the answer is another object.
  151. …in reply to @catehstn
    r343l as for whether ruby has ruined you, you need to look deep inside yourself and draw your own conclusions.
  152. …in reply to @catehstn
    Hiring is winning, but those taking an interest in categories are much more vocal. Do I pander to the noise, though. catehstn/694881819884441604
  153. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage should I have made it clearer that this is just today's post? Both of these rants will appear in time.
  154. RT Dirk_Gently: catehstn i vote for hiring because people that don’t understand the evil of categories are already doomed to their fate :)
  155. …in reply to @queersorceress
    Dirk_Gently hahahaha yes so true
  156. …in reply to @jl_hfl
    jl_hfl I need to read up on swift extensions to have an informed opinion.
  157. …in reply to @holtchesley
    holtchesley yay! thanks :) both will appear in due course.
  158. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  159. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage hahaha :)
  160. …in reply to @stillinbeta
    stillinbeta ! so cute !
  161. …in reply to @peterseibel
    peterseibel I LOVE RED PANDAS!
  162. RT peterseibel: catehstn In case you didn’t get a sufficient dose or adorbs yesterday. magicandrew/694913676797681665
  163. …in reply to @rob_rix
    rob_rix hahaha maybe! But Categories! The worst!
  164. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l Stockholm syndrome is real
  165. …in reply to @rob_rix
    rob_rix so bad!
  166. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage did you find a book to read instead?
  167. …in reply to @CocoaLoveConf
    CocoaLoveConf do you have a code of conduct?
  168. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage I imagine any book about incest and murder is a good replacement. I saw that movie tho! My first Star Wars!
  169. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage as much as I would like any movie about incest and murder if i saw it with people I adored?
  170. …in reply to @CocoaLoveConf
    CocoaLoveConf great thanks we will have a look at including your cfp in techspeakdigest
  171. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage there was a cute little robot and a very capable woman and a black dude who was also cool.
  172. …in reply to @catehstn
    roidrage I didn't really follow it so much. So much backstory. Also I don't like the murdering so I hid behind SHaug a lot.
  173. …in reply to @roidrage
  174. This is such a great interview with the amazing EricaJoy - buff.ly/1PxT1cg
  175. This is amazing and wonderful and true - How to Be Friends With Another Woman - buff.ly/1WV118L /via SnugglePolish
  176. Every time I hear the word "neurodiversity" and don't stab anyone I consider it to be an achievement.
  177. …in reply to @catehstn
    (An example of a word that used to have an actual meaning but now gets used to be "I have a bunch of dudes reporting to me but it's OK)
  178. …in reply to @catehstn
    Like ORLY you have several human beings reporting to you and they are somehow... different? From one another? SHOCKING JUST SHOCKING.
  179. danshapiro I just got lost and it is dark here. I thought you would like to know.
  180. Well I took the daft gringo route involving not one but two dark allies but I eventually made it to my destination so all good.
  181. …in reply to @deworde
    deworde whichever one means narrow st
  182. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett yes please
  183. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro its okay I know where I am now! What is a grue? Do they even have them here?
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  184. RT LibyaLiberty: Ted Cruz saying he's "a Christian first, an American second" is like believing in shariah law over the Constitution.
  185. …in reply to @undefined
    Feministy omg me too I am so excited to meet you irl 💜
  186. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
  187. …in reply to @amyruthworrall
    amyruthworrall you should go once, for sure. It's an experience.
  188. …in reply to @catehstn
    danshapiro omg Google helped me an "ocular bat" that sounds p cute I would like to meet one.
  189. …in reply to @undefined
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  191. …in reply to @catehstn
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  192. …in reply to @catehstn
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  193. …in reply to @undefined
    zenparty yay! 💜
  194. …in reply to @undefined
    zenparty Feministy ooh amazing do you two want to pick which talk I give? Would you prefer to see me talk about raccoons or color/owls?
  195. …in reply to @undefined
    zenparty Feministy I do love raccoons.
  196. …in reply to @catehstn
    I ignored the popular vote and instead ranted about categories and look at the picture I found to illustrate it - upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6b/Rubens_Medusa.jpeg
  197. …in reply to @catehstn
    Categories are the Frankenstein's monster of Composition over Inheritance.
  198. …in reply to @undefined
    Feministy zenparty I will have to run a poll.
  199. …in reply to @brindelle
  200. …in reply to @_phred
    _phred thanks for sharing that
  201. …in reply to @EricHansenQB
    @cirrusops thanks for sharing that
  202. …in reply to @buffer
    buffer yes I'm using that and it looks like this:
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  203. …in reply to @dianakimball
    dianakimball the bunnies tho!
  204. …in reply to @dianakimball
    dianakimball omg omg omg 🐰 you did not post enough pictures of these adorable creatures! 💜
  205. RT greenhousegoth: stay hydrated kids, you need water to cry
  206. …in reply to @dianakimball
    dianakimball daily bunny! Nothing for it! Have to get 2 of your own! 🐰🐰
  207. willmanduffy there's only one of me so I just use them all at once.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  208. …in reply to @karen_meep
    karen_meep techspeakdigest we were thinking more experience stories? CfPs submitted to because of the newsletter or how it helped?
  209. …in reply to @catehstn
    karen_meep techspeakdigest helpful post tho thanks for sending it over!
  210. …in reply to @epsalon
    epsalon nope I am saying the way it gets used is meaningless. catehstn/695007873793974273
  211. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro I mean of all the things I thought I might learn from you when we met cultural references were not on that list.
  212. …in reply to @catehstn
    danshapiro no it's not wrong especially as I read that as it's a pleasure to talk to me 💜
  213. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro "you have moved into a dark place" you are right that would be me.
  214. …in reply to @mkflint
    mkflint yeah I don't like to talk to strange men on vehicles. Occasionally if something happens that we talk about.
  215. Categories are composition in the same way that Frankenstein's monster is composition. (A… catehuston.com/blog/2016/02/04/categories-considered-harmful/
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  216. …in reply to @aeva_io
    aeva_io so cute!
  217. …in reply to @catehstn
    ** crickets ** that'll teach me to pander to people arguing in my mentions about coding. Next week: hiring is bad and you should feel bad.
  218. …in reply to @catehstn
    The TL;DR on my blog: "Everything is broken and we are all doomed. Look! A picture!"
  219. …in reply to @hythloday
    hythloday lol :)
  220. …in reply to @epsalon
    epsalon I have almost exlusively heard it used that way.
  221. …in reply to @epsalon
    epsalon in person conversations.
  222. Awwwh - British Homeowners Build A New Superhighway — For Hedgehogs buff.ly/1Su5dM8 /via tinyhonkshus
  223. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson this is so cute!
  224. For February if you are underrep in tech and work on mobile, buritica or I will have a call with you about anything you want.
  225. …in reply to @catehstn
    We may casually mention that we are hiring but that will be it. Whatever you want to talk about or think we could help you with.
  226. …in reply to @catehstn
    My DM's are open or you can just email ariel AT ride DOT com and she will schedule a time for us to talk.
  227. …in reply to @catehstn
    We can talk about testing! Or submitting a conf talk! Or a gnarly people problem at work! Or color spaces! Whatever you want!
  228. …in reply to @catehstn
    .buritica is someone I have learned a TON from so don't worry about asking for him instead of me, I would. He's much nicer and very wise.
  229. …in reply to @shemag8
    shemag8 lower representation than demographics in tech. Women, PoC, LGBT...
  230. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy hedgieeeeeeeeee
  231. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  232. "You use the French word for it? You or everybody?" (Fair question from cy_sha my English is not that good.)
  233. …in reply to @DanielleSucher
  234. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro you will be bored of me soon! I was just telling the guys I am going to visit with petunia soon. And y'all <3
  235. …in reply to @steveyd78
    steveyd78 haha awesome!!
  236. …in reply to @ashedryden
  237. Apparently there was a wolf roaming the streets of Medellin but everyone thought it was a dog! Now they realised and took it to the zoo.
  238. …in reply to @catehstn
    I have long been saying that what people call "dogs" and keep as pets are in fact wolves and we should be worried. I feel vindicated.
  239. …in reply to @wolffan
  240. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho raccoons are better!
  241. Amazing (3 in Singapore!) - Top 10 Incredible Geometric Structures buff.ly/1PxR0gj
  242. Worth reading and thinking about - The Highest-Leverage Activities Aren't Always Deep Work buff.ly/1UI0k1c /via triketora
  243. RT NatashaTheRobot: "Categories are composition in the same way that Frankenstein’s monster is composition" catehuston.com/blog/2016/02/04/categories-considered-harmful/ https:…
  244. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml buritica thanks 💜
  245. …in reply to @lrnrd
    lrnrd never change 💜
  246. RT luzbonita: We're looking someone with a technical & writing background to rock our customer support? Who'd be great at this? https://t.…
  247. …in reply to @catehstn
    Still fascinated by this wolf story. Going to investigate and maybe visit the zoo. Will report back.
  248. …in reply to @catehstn
    Was the plan for dogs even more subtle that I thought? They inure humans to wolves living amongst us. The wolves return. And feast. 🐺 ☠️
  249. Work with kstewart! He's awesome 💜 kstewart/695320084865163264
  250. …in reply to @catehstn
    Found a new story on the capture of the wolf. Oddly, I can only find news stories in German. n-tv.de/ticker/Erster-Wolf-in-Kolumbien-gefangen-article16927296.html
  251. …in reply to @KellyShuster
    KellyShuster lol is this when I rocked up in Denver straight off the plane? Because those events were on different days...
  252. …in reply to @catehstn
    KellyShuster that being said, I support any attempts to bend the laws of physics and like that it reminds you of me!
  253. …in reply to @r_weisburd
  254. …in reply to @adriarichards
    adriarichards happy birthday!!
  255. 🏊🏻 night swimming : best swimming 🏊🏻
  256. …in reply to @lccarson
  257. …in reply to @justkelly_ok
    justkelly_ok I am so sorry you are dealing with this rn 💜
  258. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td yesssss outside too so soothing
  259. …in reply to @justkelly_ok
    justkelly_ok yeah I had something recently and even tho it wasn't the worst it put me super on edge. Didn't realize how much until over :/
  260. …in reply to @catehstn
    justkelly_ok I feel like something is wrong when we are like oh it's not the worst because we haven't been swatted or doxxed or whatever.
  261. …in reply to @catehstn
    justkelly_ok when whatever happening is just implicitly and not directly threatening still not okay and none of us should have to deal w/it
  262. …in reply to @justkelly_ok
    justkelly_ok and pandas! No panda would behave in such an ill mannered way that suggests they have nothing else going on in their lives.
  263. In other news men on Internet continue to be creepy. One is mascarading as a panda. Pandas are adorable. He is garbage. Do not be fooled.
  264. …in reply to @justkelly_ok
    justkelly_ok gross :(
  265. RT SarcasticRover: I’m confused. Do all the human alpha-males live in their mom’s basement, or just their leaders?
  266. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz I think it needs a little more than that but good start.
  267. .lara_hogan "why are you going to South Korea?" Me: "want to see the DMZ from the other side" L: "that is the weirdest thing I ever heard"
  268. …in reply to @catehstn
    People find it weird that I set a life goal and achieved it by visiting NK but if you ever want a break from making decisions I recommend.
  269. …in reply to @catehstn
    Just pro-tip: don't eat the food. I was sick for a month after I got back to AU.
  270. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz less spammers but this is the depth of my loathing of email. I patented it. Another thing I hate. patentimages.storage.googleapis.com/pdfs/US8560619.pdf
  271. …in reply to @therealfitz
  272. …in reply to @lrnrd
    lrnrd 💜💜💜
  273. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho no 🙊
  274. …in reply to @AndyDavies
  275. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde it wasn't so much what food as it wasn't cooked through and was often left out for a while before we arrived.
  276. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde pack protein bars
  277. …in reply to @catehstn
    plragde you can't really buy food except in the shop in the hotel/jail the jailtel
  278. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli you could if you wanted to. I believe in you.
  279. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager 💜💜💜💜💜
  280. Me, styling this spring's must have tshirt. Info on buying or entering our competition: catehstn/695071447765671936
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  281. THIS: Fathers: maybe stop mentioning your daughters to earn credibility on women’s issues buff.ly/20FzGto /b joelarson4 /v DBNess
  282. …in reply to @AndyDavies
    AndyDavies yay!!!!!
  283. …in reply to @undefined
    @TinaHVTNguyen GirlGeeksWR hey you can DM me. I can look at it after work.
  284. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l juliaferraioli JULIA YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!
  285. Any recommendations for someone who can unfuck various Wordpress sites on Dreamhost and generally improve security?
  286. miss_jwo jesslynnrose lol OK. Do you have time to do a migration? How much do you charge?
  287. …in reply to @DreamHostCare
    DreamHostCare I got emails from y'all I just don't have time to fix it and want to pay someone else to.
  288. …in reply to @edent
    edent thanks I think what I need is to delete a bunch of random extra files that are on the dreamhost? But will add authy.
  289. …in reply to @Ipstenu
    Ipstenu miss_jwo jesslynnrose [cathus 114986749] I think? I have a bunch of domains :/ Thanks!
  290. …in reply to @edent
    edent arghhhhhh OK. Thanks.
  291. …in reply to @Ipstenu
    Ipstenu yeah but based on the email there's problems everywhere :/
  292. …in reply to @Ipstenu
    Ipstenu thank you!
  293. …in reply to @jesslynnrose
    jesslynnrose Ipstenu miss_jwo hahaha yes :) thank you!
  294. The geography of Medellin: a maze on the side of a mountain, essentially.
  295. …in reply to @Ipstenu
    Ipstenu omg thank you so much! Can actually contemplate fixing it now. Thank you!!!!
  296. Since this came up twice yesterday - how I get myself uninvited from unflattering speaking invitations. buff.ly/1UQHXqZ
  297. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz haha was a longer more heartfelt thank you message but character limits. I feel like an emoji is worth at least 100 words tho.
  298. Had my first call for this: catehstn/695278488169873408 and it was awesome. Please ping if you think I can help you :) DM open or cate AT ride
  299. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho no categories did not come up.
  300. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora ariel found them on the internet
  301. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz :) I was going to send an email but it didn't seem enough of a thank you. And also I hate email.
  302. In which coda captures why i am so much more reticent and perfectionist about technical posts - buff.ly/1PuOqaH
  303. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz buritica I hope I'm appreciating in value & next time JP trades me for something it'll be like. 2-3 books. Or a useful gadget.
  304. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica therealfitz OK I think you would be getting a good deal there. I would allow it.
  305. …in reply to @miss_jwo
    miss_jwo I did! Gotta do a couple of things when I finish work but very minor now and I have clear instructions. Thanks SO MUCH.
  306. …in reply to @miss_jwo
    miss_jwo much more than tiny. Thanks SO MUCH.
  307. Optimum swimming time although it isn't super warm today 🙄🏊🏻
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  308. …in reply to @catehstn
    I spoke to a man in the swimming pool but I need skamille to tell me if he was flirting with me.
  309. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also if other people are going to be in the pool at the same time I really need to buy a new swim suit.
  310. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords skamille lol thanks :)
  311. …in reply to @JillianKozyra
    JillianKozyra oh mine is that this one is starting to fall off when I swim vigorously. And I always swim vigourously.
  312. Looking for someone wonderful to sponsor techspeakdigest next week! DM's open. >> 2100 subscribers, 250 USD, job postings welcome.
  313. …in reply to @catehstn
    Sponsorship makes techspeakdigest sustainable, so if you benefit from it please consider encouraging your company to support it!
  314. …in reply to @epsalon
    epsalon techspeakdigest no. 1) registered in UK. 2) big overhead that goes with running a non-profit makes it infeasible for small things.
  315. Argh I seem to have broken everything in my small corner of the internet. ☠️🔥😱💔
  316. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit including FTP access.
  317. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit i can't even tonight. Trying to connect to the FTP server using Filezilla. Keeps failing.
  318. …in reply to @nattarnoff
    gregtarnoff yes. This is the biggest yet.
  319. …in reply to @catehstn
    I can't be trusted with things that you don't compile and extensively unit test before it actually does anything. I hate computers so much.
  320. …in reply to @catehstn
    r343l juliaferraioli also I don't think I am in a position to judge anyone's life choices.
  321. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg which of us do you think is closer to being a brogrammer? Serious question. And could a raccoon defeat us.
  322. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden 💜💜💜💜💜 poor kitty I hope you are okay 💜💜💜💜💜
  323. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy I imagine if you do it once that will be it.
  324. …in reply to @Kusmeroglu
    Kusmeroglu that was SHaug wasn't it? He hates owls. He hates every animal that I love. Also they cough up the skeletons ~24 hours later.
  325. …in reply to @johnallsopp
    johnallsopp jennschiffer yep I don't do work for people who don't value my time.
  326. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug Kusmeroglu raccooooooooons 💜🐼
  327. RT rmurphey: want to remove barriers to diverse speakers? cover costs. don't want to cover costs? cool, but let's be honest about the cons…
  328. This is how I feel this morning 💜 thisispumpkin/695951267294801921
  329. This is your mirrortocracy. rachelsklar/695872191251030016
  330. …in reply to @CatSwetel
    CatSwetel google it! Iirc was invented by a woc!
  331. …in reply to @catehstn
    Yay after sleeping everything seems to be working again. I still hate computers tho. 🔥💻🙈
  332. …in reply to @lachlanhardy
    lachlanhardy funny is one word for it
  333. …in reply to @Ezra_Gutierrez_
    ezra_gutierrez thanks for sharing that
  334. …in reply to @Aranjedeath
    Aranjedeath thanks for sharing that
  335. Right on r343l, taking on one reason why homogenity numbers have barely moved - Good Intentions Fail at Scale - buff.ly/1PYHXAU
  336. Saturday! Spa day!
  337. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
  338. RT skamille: Just in time for your weekend, a new Frog and Toad are Cofounders: “The Runway” by Arthegall medium.com/frog-and-toad-are-cofounders/the-runway-9b28e3c4bf29#.4iboiwiks
  339. …in reply to @mckmat
    mckmat that hedgie is amazing thank you
  340. …in reply to @ecarrion89
  341. “If you're going to harass people for science bear in mind that they may science your harassment.” buff.ly/1PYnoVg /via r343l
  342. Finally tracked down the flower dude. It's possible I got a bit carried away. 💐🌻🌺🌸🌼🌷💐
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  343. …in reply to @catehstn
    What am I doing this afternoon? Hanging out with my flowers on the balcony reading a book. Idk. What are you doing?!
  344. …in reply to @catehstn
    I still have no friends here but it's okay I have lots of flowers. And a new swimsuit.
  345. RT hmason: tweet.onerandom.com/ shows you random tweets. It makes it very clear that most people do not use Twitter the way you use Twi…
  346. …in reply to @catehstn
    One thing I appreciated about this post is it finally brought some data on British men being awful on the Internet.
  347. …in reply to @catehstn
    Have discussed with a lot of women how a lot of trolls are British men. Probably because it's cold and the pubs don't open until ~11am.
  348. …in reply to @catehstn
    (I am British but now y'all see why I have spent so little time there for the last ~9 years.)
  349. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli I operate under the conviction that there are no comments on the Internet and it massively improves my online experience 💜💜💜
  350. …in reply to @catehstn
    juliaferraioli (I am sorry your internet still has comments and that people are so awful)
  351. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml I recommend it!
  352. Must read from ihavenotea - “My career has become an A/B Test in gender. With the clear “winner” being male.” buff.ly/20FB5QP
  353. …in reply to @NatDudley
    NatDudley so cheap!! And he was lovely!!
  354. Yay I made tea without setting anything on fire! People who don't know me might think this is every time I make tea, but they'd be wrong. 🔥
  355. …in reply to @bydefault_tv
    bydefault_tv are you still on the new uber logo?
  356. 💜 Queen Bey 💜 beyoncelite/696073209737842688
  357. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden love it!
  358. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l which is all the time. I am a very reasonable person.
  359. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l cool! aeva_io is tres stylish 👯
  360. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit yikes. There is a lot more bizarre sloth imagery on the Internet than I ever would have imagined.
  361. …in reply to @whatkevinmaysay
    whatkevinmaysay "six Oscar nominations, carol, six! And yet they still pay your male colleagues more!"
  362. …in reply to @whatkevinmaysay
    whatkevinmaysay "six Oscar nominations carol, six! And yet your movies are still characterized as 'lacking impact'!"
  363. …in reply to @whatkevinmaysay
    whatkevinmaysay "six Oscar nominations carol, six! When are you getting a star on the walk of fame?!"
  364. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros I hope you are going to do something fun and/or relaxing tomorrow!!
  365. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah you are right.
  366. I should go to bed but I was led to believe there would be pictures of my adored petunia this evening.
  367. …in reply to @catehstn
    Do I have an inordinate amount of affection for petunia? Who can say. What would be a normal amount of affection for a hedgie, really?
  368. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit sloths are p cool but they are no hedgehogs
  369. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros do you think I should buy her a present? Tweet about her more?
  370. …in reply to @catehstn
    TBT last week when Petunia wore a tiny Colombian hat and some people did not recognize joy when they saw it. catehstn/694309396529188865
  371. …in reply to @catehstn
    Idk what do you do on a Saturday night? I finished my novel and now I am obsessing about a tween's pet. Everything is fine. Carry on.
  372. …in reply to @meghan_collie
    @m3ggiesue 💜
  373. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug r343l !!!!!! I went to sleep but this is the best thing to wake up to!!! Tuna is soooooo cute and Scott you are lovely :)
  374. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros hahahaha :)
  375. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden SO CUTE!!!
  376. …in reply to @chiuki
    chiuki did you go to the dim sum boat?
  377. Ahhh happy little petunia I love you 💜 shaug/696162252169195520
  378. …in reply to @chiuki
    chiuki cool I miss hk 💜
  379. SHaug wolf sighting at breakfast
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  380. Since CfP season is well underway, here's my process for writing an abstract - buff.ly/1SZ2ETI
  381. RT ShaulaEvans: "I do not fear brilliant men... They have better things to do than screw me over. I fear incompetent men." – Cate Huston
  382. …in reply to @wwcsf
    wwcsf thanks :)
  383. Beware of people who are never themselves wrong and yet anyone near them always fails them in some way.
  384. Coworking in a cafe this morning and the wife name is "cafe of adventurers" so basically I am home.
  385. RT SirEviscerate: That's the kind of tenacity you want in a president.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  386. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda i know autocorrect! But people had already faved! So what to dooooooo!
  387. Super happy I'm speaking at conf I had max FOMO about in 2015 - selfconference. Topic undecided, so if you have requests, now is the time.
  388. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda dating is sooooooo hard tho. And I am still only an aspirational lesbian.
  389. …in reply to @catehstn
    Current thinking: reprise talk about interviewing and raccoons, or color as a 3 act play w/ owl motif. (poll)
  390. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho that is perhaps a more mobile specific conf talk about "features in Obj-C you should stop using"
  391. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden no - have you seen one online? I will buy it for her.
  392. RT austinkleon: Danielle Steele on being asked, “So, are you still writing?”
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  393. …in reply to @catehstn
    SHaug how am I supposed to leave this cafe with a wolf lying in wait to eat me alive.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  394. …in reply to @kurko
    kurko maybe NeoNacho will help you? :)
  395. …in reply to @krstnfx
    kristinathai 💜 thank you!
  396. …in reply to @krstnfx
  397. This is cool - A collection of tweet-sized* d3 creations - buff.ly/1UGiO1X /via whatkevinmaysay
  398. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy you could make a private channel?
  399. "Though he boasted innumerable sexual conquests [...], no woman has yet come forward to corroborate his claims..." buff.ly/1W3g8Mo
  400. …in reply to @catehstn
    On the one hand my sympathies are with any women who did sleep with that guy, I'm sure being found would be a stressful/shameful experience.
  401. …in reply to @catehstn
    On other hand that there has been a long term hunt to discover if this prominent PUA had managed to trick even one woman into sex amuses me.
  402. …in reply to @catehstn
    Reminder: he lives in his mothers basement.
  403. Who can blame her? Imagine having your son grow up to be a professional misogynist. neonacho/696422586285236225
  404. …in reply to @heycojovo
    c_johnston oh so cute!
  405. Arrogant dude with a poor grip on reality - Zano Raised Millions on Kickstarter and Left Most Backers with Nothing - buff.ly/1PmsTNY
  406. This Week - DomestiCate'd edition catehuston.com/blog/2016/02/07/this-week-113/
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  407. …in reply to @adriarichards
  408. Ooh I found the perfect picture to illustrate my latest rant about technical interviews. flickr.com/photos/tambako/7460999402
  409. …in reply to @catehstn
    If anyone wants to proof it and give feedback, holla. I'm don't think it flows that well. Probably because wrote in pieces over breakfast.
  410. …in reply to @krakendev
    allonsykraken Awwh 💜
  411. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille savinola I also want to read this!
  412. …in reply to @DanielleSucher
    DanielleSucher they match!
  413. RT polotek: For those with privilege in an oppressive society, *privilege is identity*. If you attack privilege, you are attacking who the…
  414. …in reply to @polotek
    polotek also in the uk. Statistically British men more troll-y.
  415. …in reply to @polotek
    polotek awwh
  416. …in reply to @lindseybieda
    lindseybieda polotek like oversteeped tea. Or that variety of beer.
  417. I feel like there were more owls last #SuperbOwlSunday. Disappointing.
  418. Possibly peak domestication: I bought some jam and used the oven. Also didn't set anything on 🔥 today.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  419. …in reply to @madamscientist
    madamscientist ooh that owl is superb!
  420. …in reply to @roseanna_g
    roseanna_g buritica well you have some time to think about one :)
  421. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden yeah. exactly.
  422. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller on par! But owls are generally superb!
  423. Being transparent about $$ - My Current Policy on Speaker Travel Costs catehuston.com/blog/2016/02/08/my-current-policy-on-speaker-travel-costs/
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  424. There are 4 men in my apartment and I do not understand what is going on. Something with the fridge and the apartment below.
  425. …in reply to @catehstn
    Oh they need to break a wall down but I am not to worry it will only take 2 days. Whaaaaaaaaaaat.
  426. …in reply to @catehstn
    So disorientated normally up hours ago but wasn't feeling well and slept in :(
  427. …in reply to @catehstn
    Oh I am definitely sick too. Running a temperature and I have a sore throat. So... Yay for coworking in a tea shop today?
  428. I wrote this nearly 2 years ago, and I think it's all still true - Why It’s Hard to Find Senior Women Engineers - buff.ly/1Py8klg
  429. …in reply to @krstnfx
    kristinathai thanks honey <3
  430. …in reply to @lesliegeek
    lesliegeek r343l nope I support you doing you! It's hard for a reason and companies need to give women more reason to stay / come back.
  431. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l juliaferraioli thank you for being a unicorn <3 you give me hope!
  432. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l juliaferraioli pretty rare <3
  433. I wish I was in bed but strong second, I have found a place with my favorite tea and an acceptable++ coconut lemonade. I may never leave.
  434. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli r343l yeah happy & appreciated by their managers or self employed & in demand. This is what I want for every woman I know!
  435. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
  436. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l juliaferraioli it shouldn't me magic. It should be normal.
  437. …in reply to @justkelly_ok
  438. …in reply to @louisgray
    louisgray justkelly_ok juliaferraioli congratulations on also surviving this long in tech then ;)
  439. "[like] It’s A Small World ride, but instead of different countries you just see different expressions of misogyny." buff.ly/1K0s1Sx
  440. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
  441. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli justkelly_ok don't apologise! I left so I can't judge. Also I need to publish my piece on how I found a way back.
  442. …in reply to @kmoir
    kmoir isn't that just parenting?
  443. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden so sorry hon I hope kitty is okay
  444. …in reply to @SnugglePolish
    SnugglePolish ooh yay! Will DM you.
  445. I feel floaty and spacey and the wrong temperature and not in the good I took xanax and live somewhere warm way. I wish I was in bed </3
  446. This article will give me nightmares - For Every ‘Yes’ Man at Work, a ‘No’ Woman - buff.ly/1PeIam1
  447. …in reply to @lrnrd
    lrnrd thanks honey <3 just waiting for the builders to leave.
  448. …in reply to @nnnnnnnn
  449. …in reply to @lrnrd
    lrnrd yeah they said they would be done @ 5. I have tea and code reviews to do <3
  450. I feel like my code reviews today should say "LGTM w/nits (and a fever)".
  451. …in reply to @micheletitolo
    micheletitolo omg a hamster emoji I had no idea!
  452. …in reply to @MotherOFirebees
    MotherOFirebees "we are not unusual in any way"... So they are deeply boring people?
  453. …in reply to @MotherOFirebees
    MotherOFirebees hahahahaha
  454. I have call with my dating coach this week and I am worried she is going to make me do something more than complain about dating on Twitter.
  455. …in reply to @MotherOFirebees
    MotherOFirebees hahaha yes! And you have your hobby also.
  456. …in reply to @MotherOFirebees
    MotherOFirebees yes. You know i kinda but not exactly live in a place where only 4% of people speak English. I am a lost cause.
  457. …in reply to @lindseybieda
    lindseybieda I met her in Denver!
  458. …in reply to @MotherOFirebees
    MotherOFirebees one would be fine. I didn't pack it tho! I am an idiot!
  459. …in reply to @MotherOFirebees
    MotherOFirebees I live in a very Catholic country with no postal service.
  460. …in reply to @catehstn
    MotherOFirebees gotta go to the uk end of April so I still have insurance so I will get it then.
  461. …in reply to @MotherOFirebees
  462. …in reply to @catehstn
    MotherOFirebees mostly I ignore this but when I see shrines or say, think about buying a pet rock on the Internet, I remember.
  463. …in reply to @varjmes
    CharlotteIs awesome!
  464. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit lol my last date... Didn't go so well.
  465. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit I meet people on Twitter... Which might be part of the problem.
  466. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit laughing as I did at the time tbh but I don't want a repeat.
  467. RT danshapiro: This blog post explains the quintessential challenge of scaling a good culture. r343l nailed it. fancybeans.com/blog/2016/02/05/good-intentions-fail-at-scale/
  468. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro r343l 💜 yes!
  469. …in reply to @cupcait
    cupcait raccooooooooons!
  470. Hoping some fellow white people in black history month learn something about MLK so they stop spouting such complete nonsense about him.
  471. …in reply to @catehstn
    They took down public transit using the power of the black $. It's a great story. Much better than this bullshit about peace and love.
  472. …in reply to @catehstn
    Beyond MLK I am learning something every day in this great thread from the wonderful EricaJoy. ericajoy/694337796362805248
  473. …in reply to @mrb_bk
  474. An Inside Look at What’s Keeping Black Men out of the Executive Suite - buff.ly/20Q8dFs /via chiuki
  475. Thanks to this week's sponsor womeng! #LoveWhereYouWork #onejob techspeakdigest/697052082726113280
  476. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also! We have techspeakdigest tshirts available!! Limited time!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  477. …in reply to @mnowster
  478. Would love to be helpful if I can! Underrep in tech and working on mobile? We can talk about ANYTHING you want. catehstn/695278488169873408
  479. There's guidance here: nsf.gov/statistics/2015/nsf15311/start.cfm but we are not the diversity police and won't ask any questions. javebratt/697089437692522496
  480. …in reply to @javebratt
    javebratt :) good opportunity for me to clarify!
  481. My friend r343l wrote about how it's easy to be a bystander; I hope it encourages people to take the harder route. buff.ly/1mpMXXE
  482. …in reply to @undefined
  483. "Why do you want to make gringo friends? Don't you have a lot of those already?" ~ecarrion89
  484. ICYMI I was transparent about speaker travel costs, why I only speak at events that make some provision for them - buff.ly/1Xe39bV
  485. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
  486. Heading to apartment which should be clean & free of builders. Big plans to go to bed & feel sorry for myself. I may not leave for days.
  487. …in reply to @catehstn
    At least I found a new favorite tea place so this exile wasn't all bad.
  488. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah I have a throat infection / temperature / headache.
  489. …in reply to @_mbdr_
    @maruthven got kicked out of apt whilst they fixed a plumbing problem
  490. …in reply to @_mbdr_
    @maruthven its warm but I was sick so timing not the best :/
  491. …in reply to @_mbdr_
    @maruthven thanks :)
  492. !!! The combination of two things I love. I must buy petunia a fluffy hat in Tokyo. hedgehogdays/697218189701165056
  493. …in reply to @cupcait
    cupcait i just love love love raccoons! They are so adorable! And clever! And they like to wash things!
  494. Shout out to all the Americans who were all "omg you are moving to COLOMBIA" how do y'all feel about future president trump?
  495. …in reply to @catehstn
    I will not be laughing if that man gets access to nuclear weapons and will obviously have to move to another planet. Or a pacific island.
  496. RT CatSwetel: The "I have something to say" shirts are back! 👍 techspeakdigest/697052082726113280
  497. …in reply to @CatSwetel
  498. …in reply to @dbentley
    dbentley I doubt trump could find a pacific island on a map but I guess he will have staff for that.
  499. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda oh dear I thought they would be small and hard for him to find. Do I need to go back to the uk?
  500. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit they are both appalling. I can't begin to judge that competition.
  501. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda but it is so cold and full of British people.
  502. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda not if you are female and they are drunk men.
  503. …in reply to @cherimarie
    cherimarie what has happened? Have you been cryogenically frozen? Is that really life?
  504. …in reply to @jbeda
  505. …in reply to @catehstn
    jbeda I have had this conversation with men all over the world. Mostly taxi drivers but not all.
  506. …in reply to @undefined
    zenparty 💜💜💜💜💜
  507. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda I have never 🔪 anyone for asking me this question, which I think makes me a very reasonable person. Right, danshapiro?
  508. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td yay!
  509. Internet, I am going to make you a present for we-all-ultimately-die-alone day. Remind me!
  510. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit every day really. But extra on feb 14!
  511. …in reply to @cherimarie
    cherimarie kerrizor ah it is a Domestic Appliance. I am not very good at them. A++ on the hedgies tho. Excellent domesticating.
  512. …in reply to @piewords
  513. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit always appropriate
  514. …in reply to @GaryYauChan
    GaryYauChan thanks for sharing that
  515. …in reply to @KRGilbertson
    KRGilbertson :) thanks!
  516. …in reply to @corey_latislaw
    corey_latislaw thanks for sharing that
  517. …in reply to @chiuki
    chiuki ThatBettina aceconf Feministy techspeakdigest yesssss!!! So awesome!!! Can we send you a tshirt?
  518. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords I am sorry about the potential collapse of your civilization.
  519. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords I think Canada is a bit close tbh. But I wish you the best luck in escaping!
  520. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords mostly they aren't open 24h so they will eventually kick you out
  521. …in reply to @ThatBettina
    ThatBettina I'll allow it :) reply with preferences and I'll hook you up!
  522. …in reply to @cherimarie
    cherimarie kerrizor one day I will come to you and beg you to teach me your ways.
  523. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l cherimarie kerrizor I remember!!! :)
  524. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro jbeda 💜🙊
  525. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug r343l yessssss totes an abstrelfie 💜💜💜
  526. RT CallbackWomen: Read of the week: Technically Speaking newsletter by chiuki & catehstn. CFPs, advice, inspiration. Subscribe! http://t…
  527. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho haha I am so excited
  528. …in reply to @willmanduffy
  529. RT SJP1804: msfionatay I just love love love when people use MLK shame black people like they ever actually took the time to actually rea…
  530. …in reply to @SnugglePolish
    SnugglePolish :( I'm sorry babe
  531. RT juliacarriew: (⊙_⊙)
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  532. RT justkelly_ok: It must be fun to be a famous VC. Every time u say something horrific u can be like "well excuse ME for having an OPINION…
  533. RT buritica: VC as a new scale of awareness usage example: from 1 to 10VCs, how out of touch do you think this comment about colonialism …
  534. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde buritica I think it has to be.
  535. I imagine it's possible to be a venture capitalist and not also a reprehensible human being but the data points we have are not encouraging.
  536. RT piewords: catehstn To be fair, many of the negative data points are from the same person. There may be nice ones, just quietly working
  537. …in reply to @undefined
    @ArtVigRue you will need to ask glowforge :)
  538. Bad Interviews are a Company Problem, not a Candidate Problem catehuston.com/blog/2016/02/10/bad-interviews-are-a-company-problem-not-a-candidate-problem/
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  539. Jam on pre-made toast. Reduced 🔥 risk.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  540. …in reply to @catehstn
    SHaug I think this is me taking your advice the other day to stop setting things on 🔥
  541. …in reply to @jaymisgoertz
  542. …in reply to @undefined
  543. …in reply to @wolffan
    wolffan no :)
  544. …in reply to @nandana
    nandana the jam is really good! Orange and vanilla!
  545. …in reply to @nandana
    nandana nice!!! I have made your day more awesome, clearly.
  546. Working on an interim where the hell is cate, a very special edition not sent from an airport. wherethehelliscate.com
  547. RT NeoNacho: catehstn are you OK considering you’re out of your natural habitat for extended periods of time?
  548. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho I am coping surprisingly well!
  549. …in reply to @mousemke
    mousemke no butter.
  550. I hope starsandrobots finds some collaborators for this! The Change You Want to See in the World - buff.ly/1Xh3Hxu
  551. …in reply to @SnugglePolish
    SnugglePolish sometimes when people say that kind of thing they just want to be told how great they are :/
  552. …in reply to @nkkl
    nkkl SHaug ellenchisa that seems like a reasonable rule for cohabitation.
  553. …in reply to @SnugglePolish
    SnugglePolish I am hiding up a mountain unable to communicate fully with most people. It's an extreme but effective strategy.
  554. …in reply to @SnugglePolish
  555. …in reply to @ellenchisa
    ellenchisa nkkl what is 4loko?
  556. …in reply to @micheletitolo
    micheletitolo yeah I can totally see them being useful.
  557. …in reply to @ellenchisa
    ellenchisa nkkl yikes. I would die if I drank one of those. P sure.
  558. DON'T WORRY EVERYONE another white dude has reinvented the Code of Conduct. I wonder if this one did a better job? eads/697435178910801921
  559. …in reply to @catehstn
    So far the signs point to no. I'm scoring C- Needs Improvement. Report card: lack of research on prior art, misses point. Lazy.
  560. …in reply to @rockstar_
    rockstar_ yes I mean I would be terrified to say, sky dive. Or perform open heart surgery. Or any number of things I don't know shit about.
  561. RT NeoNacho: catehstn my favourite part is that the CoC shown doesn’t even correspond to his own criteria
  562. Oh it was a group project. The whole class gets an F! eads/697461179392921600
  563. …in reply to @eads
    eads after such a strong start how could I not? Oh wait. Only 24 hours in the day, and I have 1000 other things to do. Go do some reading.
  564. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli 💜💜💜💜💜
  565. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah awesome I look forward to you posting today's selfie in 2-3 months 💜😘
  566. …in reply to @FriendlyAshley
    FriendlyAshley I don't understand this but lol
  567. …in reply to @MotherOFirebees
  568. …in reply to @FriendlyAshley
  569. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah 😇
  570. …in reply to @queersorceress
    Dirk_Gently thanks so much for writing this and everything you did to try and improve safety and inclusiveness! 💜
  571. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller Chris_Perry_61 supersole I think it def depends how people go about it. The same thing expressed differently can be v different
  572. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
  573. …in reply to @catehstn
    r343l justkelly_ok he is top of my #banmen2016 list
  574. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli r343l justkelly_ok like the word "nerd" it's not clear that he knows what the word "leaving" means.
  575. ICYMI my latest rant: your hiring process is bad and you should feel bad. P.S. We are all doomed. catehstn/697404864746254340
  576. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l juliaferraioli justkelly_ok yeah he for sure hasn't actually left that debate. But I didn't click either!
  577. …in reply to @catehstn
    r343l juliaferraioli justkelly_ok permanent 404 on fucks for his worthless manpinions.
  578. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  579. I've drank 9 cups of tea today so you would think I would be completely disinfected. But no.
  580. …in reply to @acdha
    acdha thanks for sharing that!
  581. …in reply to @SuzAxtell
    SuzAxtell @teespring yay!!!
  582. …in reply to @philsturgeon
    philsturgeon not to brag but mine are mostly lovely and provide emotional support and pictures of adorable animals on demand.
  583. Damn I think emoji cookies may be the perfect gift but I can't reuse that idea for at least 3, preferably 6 months.
  584. …in reply to @philsturgeon
    philsturgeon 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐠🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
  585. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy philsturgeon hazard of knowing Phil probably along side accidentally learning php
  586. …in reply to @leapingwoman
    leapingwoman I mean I think someone deserves to feel they got a personalized gift?
  587. …in reply to @web_goddess
    web_goddess pipeline event?
  588. …in reply to @undefined
    jonathanmarvens yes! bydefault_tv is hiring for the product team ride :)
  589. …in reply to @web_goddess
    web_goddess urgh they should have advertised that better! Sounds sucky.
  590. RT UnburntWitch: Why I Just Dropped The Harassment Charges Against The Man Who Started GamerGate blog.unburntwitch.com/post/139084743809/why-i-dropped-the-harassment-charges-the-man-who
  591. …in reply to @amygdala
    amygdala so reasonable of you.
  592. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller omg 💜
  593. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor nandana filters!
  594. RT ekp: Twitter's pursuing a non-solicit argument and other employees. Seems desperate and convoluted. bloom.bg/1PBtATV via techno…
  595. RT juliepagano: THE ONLY THING MORE TERRIBLE IN TECH THAN DEALING WITH INTERNET EXPLORER IS DEALING WITH TECHMANFEELS.
  596. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro randfish ooh me too now :)
  597. "It's unfair in our favor so it's okay." chiuki/695284896638582786
  598. RT ThisIsPumpkin: What sort of mischief should we get into today Toffee!?🎃😈🐶😇 #pumpkintheraccoon #raccoon #love #pet #dog #instagood … htt…
  599. Interesting they describe this as an "ultimate"-I thought correct word for collection of white men was a "mediocre". filtercake/697371156723138561
  600. RT jwilker: catehstn or maybe a ‘stifle’ for their affect on the surrounding industry:D
  601. …in reply to @jwilker
    jwilker haha yes!
  602. RT supersole: catehstn maximum irony is they've RT an article about improving diversity in IT confs 😂 or 😭?
  603. …in reply to @jwilker
    jwilker no chance of that at 360 Android ;) super excited to see what you and chiuki put together!
  604. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho mirrortocracy
  605. …in reply to @joelarson4
    joelarson4 r343l oh yeah I didn't connect those two together but you are right!
  606. RT joelarson4: "Bad Interviews are a Company Problem, not a Candidate Problem" catehuston.com/blog/2016/02/10/bad-interviews-are-a-company-problem-not-a-candidate-problem/ via catehstn (who is consistently …
  607. …in reply to @Dr_Black
    Dr_Black awesome!
  608. Things I miss when I am living in Colombia: having friends, Starbucks.
  609. …in reply to @catehstn
    I don't even go to Starbucks that often when it's available. I just like to know it's there.
  610. …in reply to @catehstn
    I suspect tweets like these are why every week one of my friends has some real talk with me. (I am okay but so grateful to y'all who 💜 me)
  611. RT helenhousandi: Welp.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  612. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson idk but you would be great at that
  613. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar I came to you! And A++ nice office will come again.
  614. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar awesome I will hit you up when I return to your city.
  615. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l yes! There is coconut lemonade soap even. I didn't buy it. It didn't seem right.
  616. …in reply to @catehstn
    r343l ooh I should see if I can get some for petunia.
  617. …in reply to @JoshForde
    JoshForde yeah I really like it but I need to work on my Spanish :)
  618. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson ooh yes please
  619. …in reply to @undefined
    zenparty yeah I find it comforting that there will always be the tea that I like and it will be fine.
  620. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson hahaha Sunday is great!! Slight preference for movie!
  621. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson I think I only have iTunes. I will look at what is new!! Jenny McCarthy? The woman from bridesmaids? I love her.
  622. Naming things is hard.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  623. …in reply to @catehstn
    I wouldn't say ecarrion89 and I are getting better but we ARE getting more creative.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  624. I'm in a ridiculous mood this arvo. Could it be 9-12 cups of tea and painkillers? WHO KNOWS!
  625. …in reply to @starkcoffee
  626. Hello darkness my old friend.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  627. …in reply to @benjamin
    benjamin thank you! So happy you liked it!
  628. …in reply to @_IdeasUnlimited
    _IdeasUnlimited thanks for sharing that
  629. I must find where you buy one of these so that I can fill it with flowers and give it to my adored Petunia.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  630. …in reply to @juliacarriew
    juliacarriew hi I have opinions about women and code review and oss.
  631. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros did you see!! We have a hedgie emoji in slack now!
  632. 4sq was about exploring the world! But ultimately in 2016 the way of startups is assisted living for millennials. bryce/697857640345370625
  633. …in reply to @catehstn
    I say this as a millennial with no practical skills. But I don't live in SV so I have to fend for myself.
  634. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros I don't know whether I am more excited about this or your new build ;)
  635. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit I need to buy one of these for lara_hogan
  636. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros even emoji hedgie?
  637. …in reply to @DanielleSucher
    DanielleSucher such fluffy tails!
  638. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros 💜
  639. …in reply to @undefined
    felsull I feel like that sometimes here but p sure for me it is heat +dehydration:/
  640. …in reply to @catehstn
    It is 2050. The ruling class unable to do anything for themselves. The people who serve them die off due to overwork & lack of healthcare.
  641. …in reply to @catehstn
    Civilization collapses. The last VCs final words are "all progress comes with a cost… it seemed like a 10x idea at the time."
  642. …in reply to @catehstn
    He dies by an abandoned grocery store. A combination of dysentery from his poor cooking and heat waiting for an uber that never arrives.
  643. …in reply to @juliacarriew
    juliacarriew will look out for it!
  644. …in reply to @chris_saunders
  645. RT jurph: If women & minorities have a hard time getting into your field, shouldn't you assume on day 1 that she's a rock star, not a toke…
  646. TIL that some people embrace a concept called "race fluidity". Appears to be synonymous with being a racist shit head.
  647. …in reply to @catehstn
    It's a kind of faux-enlightenment seemingly only practised by obnoxious white people. They use the word "woke" but don't know what it means.
  648. …in reply to @bryce
    bryce me too :) I found an amazing tea shop the other day! And they have coconut lemonade too.
  649. …in reply to @lara_hogan
    lara_hogan Eulerizeit surely for that kind of curtain you could redo your bathroom. Or have it as a curtain in the living room.
  650. …in reply to @NatDudley
    NatDudley "get cate to nz and eat sushi with her" there I fixed it 💜
  651. …in reply to @rtgarden
  652. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden I actually go to Seattle!! Cocktails! Finally!
  653. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden yes Seattle is where the hedgehog is 💜
  654. …in reply to @catehstn
    He agreed to 10x surge pricing because "market forces". The app charges him anyway. The driver keeps her 5* rating.
  655. …in reply to @fatneckbeardguy
    fatneckbeardguy for a while I have believed that story in hitcherhikers about the hairdressers and telephone cleaners to be a prediction.
  656. …in reply to @atomicbird
  657. …in reply to @NatDudley
  658. Constraints! SHaug wants me to stop setting things on fire. Buy pre-toasted toast. sundress says "that's the saddest thing I ever heard".
  659. …in reply to @catehstn
    I guess this is just another example of how you can't please everyone no matter how hard you try.
  660. …in reply to @MotherOFirebees
    MotherOFirebees not sure there is a toaster I have been accidentally setting things on fire making tea.
  661. …in reply to @MotherOFirebees
    MotherOFirebees 💜 you are the cutest 💜
  662. …in reply to @PanasaurusRex
  663. RT JillWetzler: I have a feeling catehstn would like this bunny DressedAnimaIs/695780009752051712
  664. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler I DON'T LIKE IT I LOVE IT 😘😍💜💙💚💛❤️❣💕💞💓💟💝💘💖💗
  665. …in reply to @FriendlyAshley
    FriendlyAshley it's actually French for "next to" ;)
  666. My dating strategy: 1. Find someone cute. 2. Leave country. Natural escalation of my relationship strategy: 1. Break up. 2. Leave country.
  667. …in reply to @falkgottlob
    falkgottlob hahaha yes! So many places to go.
  668. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords lol you really did not want to see them again then!
  669. …in reply to @catehstn
    Twitter do you know any men with passports that aren't complete shit heads that I could go on a date with? Medellin / Seattle / NYC.
  670. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords awwwh :(
  671. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords don't worry I didn't mistake that for an endorsement ;)
  672. Interesting analysis from aiboyles on the top 6 US presidential candidates and twitter - buff.ly/1PGBdrY
  673. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden I pretty much only meet men who work in tech which explains... maybe everything.
  674. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords you too!
  675. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho you are a monster!
  676. …in reply to @SamanthaZeitlin
    SamanthaZeitlin early thirties is fine! :)
  677. …in reply to @catehstn
    SamanthaZeitlin and thank you!
  678. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy that hedgie was amazing. Sadly they are dead now.
  679. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy hazard with any conversation with me. I'm sorry.
  680. No need for context. willmanduffy/698195738891837441
  681. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli that's what emoji are for
  682. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli zactly excellent talk title a++
  683. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille I am so excited to read this.
  684. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td yay!
  685. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td s/passed/ROCKED
  686. I have eaten steak an unheard of 4x this week. I am basically becoming a carnivorous mountain goat.
  687. …in reply to @liedra
    liedra no I'm in Medellin, Colombia.
  688. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
  689. …in reply to @liedra
    liedra yikes.
  690. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah argh so many puns! Where do I even begin!
  691. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
  692. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller 💜🦄
  693. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller tsieck I absolutely would come even with bad WiFi as long as there is also tea
  694. …in reply to @undefined
  695. …in reply to @percysnoodle
    percysnoodle lol I have a job posting for an iOS engineer? ;)
  696. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros haha I am going to trick y'all into a vegetarian resto!! How is bora bora?
  697. Manager Milestone unlocked: sent an engineer to bora bora 🙈🌴🍍🏝 buritica/643953414091747328
  698. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros oh dear. You can do a side project! Write some swift! Or Research buying a hedgehog for your dog.
  699. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros hahaha
  700. …in reply to @expliKateD
    expliKateD my boss is p thoughtful about this stuff :)
  701. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli set the trend. I will do it too.
  702. RT anarcharaccoon: Roses are red, gender is performative, mass market romance is boringly hetero-normative.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  703. …in reply to @MotherOFirebees
    MotherOFirebees he's a quick study then! That was a long time ago :/
  704. …in reply to @kecatlin
    kecatlin amyjccuddy poornima I thought it was 🙆🏻
  705. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz argh now I will procrastinate even harder on the feedback form
  706. …in reply to @timhwang
    timhwang haha I love that artist! Colombian!! Has a big collection here and in Bogota.
  707. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager 💜💜💜💜💜
  708. Powerful white dude: "do I expect there to be consequences for this? Nope why would there be?"
  709. Extracting JSON in Java and watching HIMYM idk what do you do on a Friday night?
  710. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
  711. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah oh god more puns! I am so bad at puns! It took me ages to get it!
  712. …in reply to @catehstn
    geekygirlsarah tbh I was looking for a hedgehog or raccoon.
  713. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica learned from the best haha thanks boss ;)
  714. …in reply to @lindseybieda
    lindseybieda amazing!
  715. RT lindseybieda: Neopixel Hula Hoop demonstration :)
  716. …in reply to @kecatlin
    kecatlin I am here for all your emoji needs I love emoji 🙆🏻🐼❣
  717. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah you will break me.
  718. …in reply to @donasarkar
    donasarkar Awwh ❣
  719. …in reply to @catehstn
    donasarkar that reminds me I need to bring you a really good snack from Asia.
  720. …in reply to @sienatime
    sienatime #lifegoal congrats!!!
  721. webwright do you still have my abstrelfie picture? Maybe I will make a new one tho! You can help-I know how much you enjoyed it last time ❣
  722. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz does a basket of emoji count as feedback. Asking for a friend.
  723. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz 🙈🔥🍍❣🐢🐼🦁👐🏼💅🏼👀
  724. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah I am so bad at puns. The worst.
  725. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l geekygirlsarah your coworkers make the most puns and I have to look up a lot of stuff.
  726. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l geekygirlsarah and so many obscure cultural references.
  727. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l geekygirlsarah ah a movie about death and knowing Scotty also space. I haven't seen it.
  728. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l geekygirlsarah I thought Bruce Willis movies were always violent? Like when they all died on the moon.
  729. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah I have no hedgehogs my life is empty
  730. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah kinda! still just a temporary one tho.
  731. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz ⛓🔭⚖🕯💻🌠
  732. …in reply to @webwright
  733. …in reply to @webwright
    webwright maybe not millions but at least my undying gratitude next time I see you!
  734. …in reply to @timhwang
    timhwang woah you are in CO? Where? How long for? I'm in Medellin.
  735. …in reply to @kecatlin
    kecatlin 🎙is the one!
  736. …in reply to @bubbva
    bubbva yay! Well done!
  737. RT sydbrownstone: *screams*
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  738. Lots of animal news coming from Seattle this morning! Crows and octopuses oh my.
  739. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td 💜
  740. Going to one of the places I consider "home" and have to evaluate the risk of the guy there who hates me & has previously been super creepy.
  741. …in reply to @catehstn
    Barely anyone knows who I am and I have bitten my tongue more often than I have been outspoken but this is my life now.
  742. …in reply to @catehstn
    You choose your risk level, you take your precautions, and then you get on with your life. But this morning I'm taking a moment to be sad.
  743. …in reply to @catehstn
    And this is why I will never judge women for choosing a lower risk level. And always have the back of those who choose a higher one.
  744. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho lolsob
  745. …in reply to @lrnrd
    lrnrd thanks honey <3
  746. SHaug I realized the other "jam" has tomato in it. It is possible that it isn't actually jam. I will bring you some anyway.
  747. …in reply to @davidcmolina
    davidcmolina operation_code you are so welcome!! Was super happy to try and be helpful.
  748. …in reply to @eli_oat
    eli_oat thanks for sharing that :)
  749. …in reply to @MattSmithTweets
    @MattSmith_PL thanks for sharing that
  750. Helpful advice for new managers from skamille - "What do I do with my time?" buff.ly/1WjhL8G
  751. …in reply to @natbro
    natbro SHaug its really sweet tho? Idk so confusing. Good call. I will bring some and you can share with my adored petunia.
  752. …in reply to @catehstn
    natbro SHaug also I will bring her coconut lemonade soap.
  753. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden thanks babe <3
  754. …in reply to @antifuchs
  755. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug salsa is Spanish for sauce :)
  756. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah I will visit my adored petunia soon <3
  757. …in reply to @bubbva
    bubbva that's amazing!!!!
  758. …in reply to @timhwang
    timhwang oh yikes! Will miss you this trip then! Have fun!!
  759. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug 1) I am bad at work jokes even in English 2) your spanish is even worse than mine.
  760. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug word joke sorry
  761. Anyone else going to be selfconference and want to help me with something I am plotting? DMs open!
  762. …in reply to @catehstn
    Feministy will you help me?
  763. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug arrrggghbhh you are as bad as geekygirlsarah
  764. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l you would also get to watch my talk about owls.
  765. RT sarahsharp: If you see a large # of minorities leaving at a particular career rung, maybe it's because they're tired of being underpaid…
  766. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager ooh I was watching the good wife in the gym this morning. Love it so much!
  767. Thinking about going to an art gallery but I would have to put clothes on.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  768. …in reply to @catehstn
    I hear it's very cold in Canada right now so I am thinking about all my friends in Canada at this difficult time.
  769. …in reply to @catehstn
    I am drinking tea in my underwear as a light breeze blows over me. It's very nice.
  770. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords 🙈🏝🍍🌴
  771. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde 27 and cloudy @ 2pm. Thunderstorms tonight!
  772. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah SHaug at confusing me with puns! Which I think you both enjoy :p
  773. …in reply to @catehstn
    geekygirlsarah SHaug Scotty also does a good line in obscure cultural references.
  774. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager yikes! :(
  775. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson no that doesn't sound very appealing at all!!!
  776. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager I am glad someone is taking care of you!!
  777. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah SHaug I don't know how popular are movies about men murdering each other in space? It seems kind of niche to me.
  778. This is so cool! Fashion Metamorphosis: Meet the Butterfly Dress - buff.ly/1Qz2GMg
  779. Sheeps in a trie.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  780. Expanding my knowledge of colombian art, particularly Débora Arango en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%A9bora_Arango but also Antonio Caro en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonio_Caro
  781. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l I blame SHaug and geekygirlsarah. Not only is it a word joke it is a programming one.
  782. Restrained buying my adored Petunia wooden city scape of Medellin but now I am worried she would have preferred it.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  783. …in reply to @catehstn
    It is so hard to get a hedgie to love you I can't tell you.
  784. …in reply to @catehstn
    If you started a new job and your boss asked you to take some stuff to the US and then mail it to a hedgehog would this seem weird?
  785. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah is that a yes?
  786. …in reply to @NatDudley
  787. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah I try and send petunia regular gifts but it is hard in a country with no postal service.
  788. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah mail is totally difficult!
  789. …in reply to @zenigel
  790. Improvements: 1) several days since last 🔥 2) smaller 🔥 than usual. Unclear: dropped post 🔥 object in tea, giving it a smokey flavour.
  791. RT sharonw: Scroll up and read through this entire thread. cydharrell/698591489962577920
  792. …in reply to @zenigel
    zenigel haha :) 💜
  793. …in reply to @polotek
    polotek adorbz!
  794. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
  795. …in reply to @catehstn
    Okay I have a partner in crime aka Feministy. More soon! selfconference is gonna be SUPER AWESOME!!!
  796. Catching up on Twitter from last night is basically US politics in overdrive. What's the collective noun for a mantrum? A GOP?
  797. …in reply to @catehstn
    The less I know about US politics the less I worry about it being the most powerful country in the world.
  798. …in reply to @danielpunkass
    danielpunkass that hat is a strong step in the right direction tho.
  799. I don't feel anything when old white men I don't know die of natural causes. But racist misogynists losing power is a reason to celebrate.
  800. …in reply to @catehstn
    Internet! It's time for your present.
  801. …in reply to @catehstn
    >2 years ago I went on a date with a raging misogynist. He didn't say anything I hadn't heard before but he really packed the comments in.
  802. …in reply to @catehstn
    Some of you may remember this, because I live tweeted it. (yes, I am a terrible person) (only one date, can't make a habit of such things)
  803. …in reply to @catehstn
    Anyway I saw this as an art performance, commenting on the horrors of modern dating and the treatment of women in tech.
  804. …in reply to @catehstn
    As such it was supposed to be transient. Ephemeral. Tune in at the time, or it's essentially lost forever.
  805. …in reply to @catehstn
    But Twitter improved their search and I decided that enough time has passed and so I present to you: your present. storify.com/catehstn/cateonadate
  806. …in reply to @catehstn
    Don't live tweet dates y'all dating is not helped by not being present. But above all don't waste an evening on a shit head like that guy.
  807. …in reply to @micheletitolo
  808. …in reply to @undefined
  809. …in reply to @callmewuest
    callmewuest Feministy micheletitolo I worked up to it. Longer periods with men who weren't quite as shitty.
  810. …in reply to @varjmes
  811. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho for dying alone or being murdered. Yes.
  812. …in reply to @catehstn
    Happy Feb 14. ICYMI I am a terrible person but I made y'all a present. Scroll up. catehstn/698881604933021696?s=09
  813. RT geekygirlsarah: catehstn Such action, such romance, such drama, such adventure. A great story. If you excuse me, I need to reevaluate …
  814. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah <3 I hope all your dates go better than that one!
  815. …in reply to @MotherOFirebees
  816. This is really interesting - about the limitations of just "focus on your strengths" buff.ly/1PL7MFc
  817. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy @vie_cachee nice!!
  818. …in reply to @qualidafial
    qualidafial me too!
  819. RT anarcharaccoon: You had me at, "Valentines Day is a corporate conspiracy."
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  820. Bought myself flowers just because 🌻💐🌺
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  821. …in reply to @alex_mck
    alex_mck haha cute!
  822. “When you really give a damn, you’re willing to fight for it. Conflict accompanies passion.” ~scottbelsky buff.ly/1PLiZWm
  823. 🌇swimming as the sun sets under the moon 🎑
  824. …in reply to @catehstn
    IrlNoah I thought of you because I know how much you love the moon.
  825. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah yesssssss and you. Happy Valentines day! 💜
  826. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro 💜thanks Dan 💜
  827. RT sandra_ayepah: Each best friend specialises in a different field. dimitrisamuel/671044601936019456
  828. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah 💜💜💜💜💜
  829. RT selfconference: We have announced 5 invited speakers! Our keynoters this year are kytrinyx and garybernhardt! :D https://t.co/c2vDay0…
  830. RT NatashaMurashev: Valentines day strategy for all the single people out there via catehstn 😂 edition.cnn.com/2013/12/04/travel/japan-one-man-date-photo/
  831. Watching Spy with lccarson was such a brilliant plan for this evening. I love Melissa McCarthy so much.
  832. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah yay bestie 💜💜💜
  833. …in reply to @esjewett
    esjewett :) thanks
  834. …in reply to @catehstn
    I still had live flowers from last week, no more containers so improvised. (Those bottles used to contain iced tea)
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  835. …in reply to @catehstn
    Didn't know what to do with the mostly dead flowers so I put them in my second shower. Nice to finally have a use for it.
  836. …in reply to @rtgarden
  837. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora 🌻🙆🏻
  838. …in reply to @ThisIsMissEm
    miksago yes!! Do something nice for you!
  839. …in reply to @catehstn
    Idk what would you do with 2 showers?!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  840. …in reply to @catehstn
    Trapped a bug in the master bedroom, it's okay I planned to sleep in the other one anyway. Get me making better use of a Large Living Space.
  841. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson ! Sounds scary!
  842. RT ShowAndHide: So much yellow! #showandhide buff.ly/1KjSISd
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  843. RT lrnrd: People have been asking "Should my tech event / community have a Code of Conduct?" So I made this handy flowchart: https://t.co/…
  844. RT NatashaTheRobot: My Swift Newsletter is out! Discussing Interactive Playgrounds 💃, Peek & Pop 🙈, Xcode 🤖s, 🐥💖 & more! #swiftlang https:…
  845. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille are you okay? 💜
  846. Sometimes it seems like the consequences of "diversity" work being recognized are worse than when it is ignored.
  847. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille 💜💜💜💜💜 urgh antibiotics.
  848. "we don’t have the luxury of neatly dividing... into good or bad, so you can pick the good ones, discard the bad" buff.ly/1WlJANN
  849. RT AstroKatie: It's a problem if you expect underrepresented group to solve problem while overrepresented group has time to "focus on scie…
  850. "... you need to not only accomplish certain priority items but also prioritize certain experiences of time." - buff.ly/1R3hgyb
  851. ICYMI latest treatise on terribleness of technical interviewing, the difference between systematic and individual buff.ly/1KjAeRO
  852. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l 💜
  853. omg look at this sloth lara_hogan webwright! - imgur.com/eGIuJsv /via Eulerizeit
  854. RT philsturgeon: Dunno who is doing more damage here at ride: me deleting all the code, or willmanduffy with his puns. https://t.co/Sqxy…
  855. …in reply to @webwright
    webwright YES YES YES
  856. I have the best boss. 💜buritica
  857. …in reply to @tgrevatt
    tgrevatt awwwwh
  858. danshapiro look! The moon! (you have trained me to think of you when I roam around outside at night.)
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  859. …in reply to @catehstn
    danshapiro at least I tell you <10% of the time. Isn't it pretty?
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  860. …in reply to @janl
    janl 💜💜💜
  861. …in reply to @KleimK
    KleimK ooh finally!! So exciting!!!
  862. RT ShowAndHide: Medellin #showandhide buff.ly/213xEDt
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  863. RT marthakelly: literally every man is sending me that 'women code better than men' article. TRUST ME EVERY WOMAN CODER HAS SEEN IT.
  864. RT lindseybieda: marthakelly we also already know it as fact
  865. RT marthakelly: if a woman writes code for a living, she has been painfully aware of this for a long time. women have to be better to over…
  866. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli none? 💔
  867. Those last RTs: basically why I haven't managed to read that article. Code review can be a place where a lot of gendered bullshit plays out.
  868. …in reply to @catehstn
    Sometimes I appreciate data that explains/normalizes my lived experiences. But sometimes I just don't need to know the details of it.
  869. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller yeah and also it's like, oh great, now I have data, but it's not NEWS.
  870. …in reply to @nrith
    nrith this is a long blogpost I have been meaning to write.
  871. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli no I understand. It's always disappointing to miss out on live octopus sex.
  872. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora yayyyyy!!!
  873. RT Mattermark: "Good Intentions Fail at Scale" by r343l, explains the challenge of scaling a good company culture - https://t.co/VUHnS7IK…
  874. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli I did compare your wedding to meeting a hedgehog. We understand each other, I think 💜
  875. .r343l "I'm pretty sure no man is higher in your esteem than a hedgie." Humans are just so much more likely to disappoint than hedgies.
  876. …in reply to @catehstn
    My adoration of petunia is very pure. She peed on me and I still love her. Pretty sure this is not possible for a human & refuse to test it.
  877. …in reply to @catehstn
    TBT the first time I met a hedgie. Petunia!!! catehstn/676211179921022976
  878. …in reply to @catehstn
    Here she is rejecting the offering of berries. It's okay I keep working for her affection. catehstn/676211179921022976
  879. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli 💜💜💜💜💜
  880. …in reply to @undefined
    @mbmandala for practical hedgie advice you would be better to ask SHaug. I say let your hedgie roam free in your house. And heart.
  881. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro I nearly got run over taking that second pictures but I didn't see a grue 💜🌇
  882. …in reply to @cherimarie
    cherimarie I don't know all I know is they are ADORABLE and MADE OF HAPPINESS.
  883. …in reply to @undefined
    @mbmandala SHaug aww petunia slept on me. She runs surprisingly fast. You should totally get a hedgie and I want to see the pictures!
  884. …in reply to @MotherOFirebees
    MotherOFirebees I feel like some grown adults want to do this too. But yes. Babies. Ick.
  885. …in reply to @cherimarie
    cherimarie awwwh! I am optimistic for you tho 💜💜💜
  886. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler EricaJoy if I come to that terrible place the valley can we have cake?
  887. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
  888. RT AstroKatie: If your plan to increase diversity in STEM consists substantially of putting more unpaid labor on underrepresented people, …
  889. RT AstroKatie: Mentor programs & committees & confidence pep talks are nice ideas but ask who's bearing the burden & whether that work is …
  890. I bet 💷💶💴💵 it was a man. jesslynnrose/699519097651011584
  891. My usual breakfast place has my favourite tea again. Yay! It has been a hard week of some terrible orange flavoured awful.
  892. RT ShowAndHide: Tree #showandhide buff.ly/1ohATcN
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  893. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz Colombia! Been here 3 weeks today! A personal best since er. Last July.
  894. Thanks to this week's sponsor Clubhouse! 💜 techspeakdigest/699581500287774720
  895. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz 31 days. So close! I can do it!
  896. …in reply to @jesslynnrose
    jesslynnrose IrlNoah ~50% of the population ~95% of the annoying. The odds were in my favor.
  897. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy do it! Great to have some time to yourself before starting work :)
  898. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky you need the image size because you can't display w/o. If you know 2 of width / height / total pixels you could figure it out tho.
  899. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy ttimsmith awwh thanks will :) and I super appreciate you sharing it, Tim!
  900. …in reply to @matthewwarren
  901. …in reply to @wiredferret
    wiredferret 💜 I think it's normal? I have to believe it's normal.
  902. …in reply to @steyblind
    steyblind thanks for sharing that.
  903. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky yeah but each of these images needs to have a size. Otherwise it's just a long array of rgb values.
  904. …in reply to @wiredferret
    wiredferret omg I was complaining about that this am. So hard to find good content from men on public speaking, and basically I think it's…
  905. …in reply to @catehstn
    wiredferret …because they tend to write advice for white men. Assumes they are awesome and what they are doing works. Very little data.
  906. …in reply to @catehstn
    wiredferret like I am not going to share a post that is basically "I gave one talk and now let me tell you how to do it." Nope. Nope. Nope.
  907. …in reply to @catehstn
    wiredferret but "I gave my first talk and this is what I learned" HELLS YES
  908. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky where did the image come from? Did you just write it to a byte array?
  909. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky interesting. The file will have that info so should be in the byte array. Lmk what the answer is when you find it!!
  910. …in reply to @wiredferret
    wiredferret me too!! And if I ever find one doing so I will share widely!!
  911. …in reply to @amar47shah
  912. Yikes! Pregnant MP told off for "making women look bad" after she left Commons debate for a snack buff.ly/20UCqXr /v dontgetcaught
  913. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli SO BEAUTIFUL!
  914. …in reply to @launchwaymedia
    launchwaymedia thanks for including me on your list :)
  915. It has been weeks since I ventured through my inbox and the guilt is mounting.
  916. I wanna watch a movie with this beautiful fluffy raccooooooooooooon! 🐼 JillWetzler/699648035895136256
  917. This one time, in London... I live-tweeted a date with a misogynist. buff.ly/1R3hK7n
  918. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
  919. …in reply to @mcddjj
    mcddjj haha yeah it was pretty unbearable.
  920. …in reply to @savinola
    savinola lol. what about a virtual movie night?
  921. So many meetings today. RIP my attention span.
  922. …in reply to @mkflint
    mkflint omg! I hadn't! Wow! Look at that owl!
  923. RT willmanduffy: On one hand dying will suck, on the other hand I’ll never read another Hacker News comment so I think I just came to term…
  924. This is beautiful - A strong case against dating abroad buff.ly/1U3c5AZ
  925. …in reply to @undefined
  926. RT steyblind: "...you end up asking for the most work from people you’re least likely to hire." good words, bad interviews https://t.co/fK…
  927. I might miss wearing sweaters but I love this view at sunset.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  928. …in reply to @tammypetro
    tammypetro come and see it IRL 💜🌇🇨🇴
  929. …in reply to @undefined
    @mbmandala SHaug oh yes two of the hedgies I have loved on Instagram died <\3
  930. …in reply to @undefined
    @mbmandala SHaug if my adored petunia dies I may die also. Movies have taught me this is how love works.
  931. ❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣😍❣ deanputney/699777861050245120
  932. …in reply to @deanputney
    deanputney i follow that Twitter account obsessively!! How haven't I seen that before!!! Omg!!!!!
  933. …in reply to @deanputney
    deanputney ahhhh I am just behind on Twitter today :) i should turn alerts off for my friends and on for hedgies #priorities
  934. RT anarcharaccoon: Our passion is stronger than their walls.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  935. RT lilghosthands: when u do not view yr fears as a trap which restrains u but as a vehicle which u must use to navigate the world https://…
  936. …in reply to @uglymachine
    uglymachine deanputney this is my usage for my secret Twitter account where notifications for faves are still meaningful.
  937. Every time slackbot corrects me for using "guys" I feel like it is taunting me for not having any women reporting to me.
  938. …in reply to @catehstn
    Working on it. Until then I will keep having lengthy conversations with slackbot about recruiting strategy.
  939. …in reply to @petrillic
    petrillic that's my job as a manager and one that I have been working on.
  940. Ilu hedgie, and have so much admiration for your Practical Skills. hedgehogdays/699764687135584257
  941. RT danshapiro: catehstn I think you mean "comrades"
  942. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro thanks comrade 💜
  943. RT JillWetzler: catehstn we're the same person
  944. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler maybe I will start having these convos with you instead. Slackbot is not very helpful or receptive tbh.
  945. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro Vancouver?
  946. Yes but I when I address everyone else as "guys" I am being accurate! 💔 nebiros/699788638037680128
  947. …in reply to @catehstn
    nebiros well when talking to mobile devs anyway.
  948. …in reply to @catehstn
    To be clear: I think that slackbot corrections are a helpful thing to make people mindful of language. I like it does it & I don't have to.
  949. …in reply to @catehstn
    BUT when I use "guys" deliberately because it's accurate, and slackbot comes back and corrects me I'm like NOPE I'M RIGHT & I WISH I WASN'T.
  950. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro do you have a fluffy hat tho? Also on your way back I have bought several items of clothing at YVR and like the fluevog exhibit.
  951. RT nebiros: catehstn lol, indeed, those stupid artificial intelligence non brain internet beings
  952. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros you are hilarious never change except maybe relax more without me threatening you with vegetarian food 🌴🙈🍍🏝
  953. …in reply to @_mbdr_
    @maruthven fair point.
  954. …in reply to @catehstn
    danshapiro also I haven't been on a plane in 21 days now. People can change.
  955. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro okay there is also a waterfall and a little fake indoor garden. YVR is one of my favourite airports. I will visit it soon.
  956. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro is this part of your plan to get me to live in a cupboard?
  957. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro SHaug I think ani would have something to say about that but yes that would probably get me to live in a cupboard.
  958. …in reply to @epsalon
    epsalon yeah I am not sure how but a lot of slacks have it on there.
  959. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro SHaug haha 💜
  960. …in reply to @DanielleSucher
    DanielleSucher DON'T STOP
  961. …in reply to @savinola
    savinola I'll see you soon anyways
  962. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli SHaug nkkl Julia and I are trend setting and have a totally normal level of affection for our preferred animals.
  963. …in reply to @savinola
    savinola me tooooo
  964. …in reply to @undefined
    @mbmandala oh no! :( 🐹
  965. …in reply to @philsturgeon
    philsturgeon nebiros I can bring it back for you end of March if Phil can't bring it for feb.
  966. …in reply to @catehstn
    philsturgeon nebiros both of you better actually write tests tho.
  967. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora do cats experience hangryness?
  968. I don't understand. It's raining and I am wearing a coat.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  969. …in reply to @catehstn
    Now I am in the gym. It's so early in the morning. Is this death?
  970. …in reply to @bydefault_tv
  971. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords omw to tea now
  972. RT CharlotteIs: ruby-lang.org/en/conduct/ this is not a good code of conduct do not adopt this code of conduct for your own projects this is…
  973. RT NeoNacho: Imagine if every single OSS project would whip up their own random license. Yet, this is somehow deemed acceptable with codes…
  974. I see the ruby core community continues to be 🔥🗑 idk how I know so many kind, lovely rubyists, when this is the culture at the core.
  975. …in reply to @catehstn
    Guy on my team at the time said this, I didn't realize he knew what a brogrammer was ❣ catehstn/487299761016684544
  976. …in reply to @jonlives
    jonlives yeah but ruby conf organizers, high profile speakers! Very lovely! Some amazing ruby events with real codes of conduct.
  977. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar their code of conduct is more like a code of condon't
  978. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l there are no comments on the Internet.
  979. …in reply to @catehstn
    r343l speaking of things I don't normally find on the internet I actually finally watched the glowforge video yesterday.
  980. …in reply to @willmanduffy
  981. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar :/ I decided no need to read it, Twitter highlights sufficient.
  982. …in reply to @jonlives
    jonlives yeah I understand not having that argument. I don't understand how a toxic core can have such a vibrant community ecosystem.
  983. RT NeoNacho: catehstn I think this is part of the answer Argorak/699952145232224256, e.g. Bundle, rubygems and many others use Contributor C…
  984. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy were you hilarious tho?
  985. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros buritica philsturgeon is this one tax or deportation?
  986. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy 💜 I like new hilarious but not problematic will
  987. …in reply to @jonlives
  988. RT ShowAndHide: This building is so cool #showandhide buff.ly/1Sr2fJM
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  989. …in reply to @catehstn
    How times change. Rails has a reasonable code of conduct.
  990. …in reply to @varjmes
    CharlotteIs yeah for sure.
  991. This made me think - about company values, what they are, how you define them, why they matter. buff.ly/1okvMZs /by skamille
  992. …in reply to @dbsmasher
  993. …in reply to @bugKrusha
  994. …in reply to @nkkl
    nkkl juliaferraioli SHaug we have one in slack now. And also a raccoon.
  995. RT cultivatecon: "Inclusivity is a competitive advantage because it yields a diversity of ideas & insights at all levels" - catehstn http…
  996. This is great - The Fear Choice or the Love Choice - buff.ly/1QiH1hb /via jo_miller
  997. My awesome boss buritica was on CodeNewbies, talking about building communities in CO and it's super great - buff.ly/1onDX77
  998. …in reply to @lccarson
  999. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica CodeNewbies maybe. But probably not.
  1000. Since getting back into working out at this altitude and temperature I feel like my life revolves around "how do I drink min 5L a day?"
  1001. …in reply to @catehstn
    The alternative appears to be coughing up blood though, so that is very motivating.
  1002. …in reply to @_mbdr_
    @maruthven haha
  1003. …in reply to @kstewart
  1004. Today: gym, swimming, recorded podcast, interviews, coding, helping someone with creepy dude. I am so tired I think I am dead.
  1005. …in reply to @jaimeejaimee
    jaimeejaimee martiancraft exciting! They are lucky to have you!
  1006. …in reply to @catehstn
    Why am I not sleeping? It's because I haven't read Twitter all day and there may be Important Raccoon and/or Hedgehog pictures.
  1007. RT ashedryden: Reminder that marginalized people aren’t public utilities: you don’t have the right to our time or attention. Get a hobby.
  1008. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora Tracy.
  1009. Finally! A hedgehog! I can sleep now. Ilu hedgie. hedgehogdays/700110123792887808
  1010. RT NatDudley: Super exciting (and a little bit sad) news: I’m leaving the team at vendhq to join FigureNZ, making NZ data usable for us …
  1011. RT ShowAndHide: Tiny bicycle with flowers #showandhide buff.ly/1U2cWCf
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1012. RT juliepagano: I enjoy this. 10x.engineer/
  1013. RT polotek: The answer is that assuming good intent isn't about the person being harmed. It's about helping people protect their self imag…
  1014. RT polotek: "Assume good intentions" basically comes from ppl who assume they are "good" by definition an so whatever they do can't be cri…
  1015. RT fatneckbeardguy: Calling yourself an ally is a sign you're spending too much on marketing and not enough on R&D.
  1016. …in reply to @polotek
    polotek I barely noticed because I know you so read it as intended. Also excellent rant, thank you.
  1017. RT theophani: We are lifting our recommendation to not attend JS Beirut. I personally wish my best to the success of the event. https://t.…
  1018. RT ShowAndHide: Jam on toast #showandhide buff.ly/1ohBoUf
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1019. …in reply to @nebiros
  1020. …in reply to @pwnela
    pwnela ShowAndHide hahaha I see that now!! Sorry!
  1021. I have decided as it is 2016 I am not arguing with event organizers about code of conducts anymore.
  1022. …in reply to @catehstn
    If they haven't got that memo by now it's not my job to educate them. But more likely they have and just chose to ignore it for $reasons.
  1023. …in reply to @catehstn
    In my experience those $reasons are reasons why I don't want to be within 100 miles of the event or them.
  1024. …in reply to @queersorceress
    Dirk_Gently I would happily help someone who has helped themselves first but no more "no code of conduct? Let me explain"
  1025. …in reply to @catehstn
    Dirk_Gently IMO at this point it's willful ignorance and maybe it's better no coc remains as a signal it's not a space that works to be...
  1026. …in reply to @catehstn
    Dirk_Gently safe or inclusive
  1027. …in reply to @queersorceress
    Dirk_Gently I hope you don't have to <3
  1028. Glad housekeeper coming today things are starting to get a little feral. What will I do with 2nd shower when no longer full of dead flowers?
  1029. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords I keep the live flowers in other places.
  1030. I hope everyone understands this is satire - The software engineer’s guide to asserting dominance in the workplace - buff.ly/1Vl6Qep
  1031. …in reply to @pixelpaperyarn
    pixelpaperyarn buritica email Ariel AT ride DOT com :) let her know which of us you want!
  1032. RT willmanduffy: why are they called “anti-CoC groups” and not guardians of the fallacy
  1033. Sometimes we take minor things, figure may as well "be nice" and go along. I've started using them as opportunities to practise saying no.
  1034. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l requests sure but incl implicit ones
  1035. Really loved this episode of lessthanorequal with jessicadennis - buff.ly/1TqxLYv /via chiuki
  1036. "Are you taking pictures?" (Well now I am)
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1037. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy I am with nico who says you are too clumsy to use knives.
  1038. RT wiredferret: It me: catehuston.com/blog/2016/02/15/my-process-for-writing-a-new-talk/ Also: I don't have enough material! Not enough time for the material! I should pay for a…
  1039. A Modern App Developer and An Old-Timer System Developer Walk Into a Bar · buff.ly/20Eswnq /via kurko
  1040. …in reply to @undefined
  1041. RT ShowAndHide: Medellin #showandhide buff.ly/213xFr5
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1042. I imagine that the hedgie, having drank all the tea, sits in the mug. Because why not. hedgehogdays/700471463900422144
  1043. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah yes this is why you need a bowl to have a hedgie
  1044. My very limited supply of optimism about humanity is running low this week. Twitter. Help.
  1045. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah I love hedgies so much
  1046. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah arghhhh how am I supposed to answer that question. I love petunia most of all, but I have yet to meet a raccoon.
  1047. …in reply to @catehstn
    Okay gonna go cry myself to sleep now.
  1048. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler KristyT no but I will! Thanks!
  1049. …in reply to @nahumshalman
    nahumshalman that is awesome.
  1050. …in reply to @JillWetzler
  1051. …in reply to @peterseibel
    peterseibel i believe that the raccoons will eventually rule San Francisco. When that happens I will return to pay my respects to them.
  1052. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad do you want me to bring you one?
  1053. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad lol I will bring you one. Regular roll on? Dove?
  1054. …in reply to @jkohlmann
    jkohlmann thanks
  1055. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
  1056. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit oh I think I did watch that sci fi. The one with the cute little robot?
  1057. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller thanks and Awwh that goat is super cute
  1058. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson hahaha 💜
  1059. …in reply to @CodeNewbies
    CodeNewbies buritica I think so!
  1060. …in reply to @brainwane
    brainwane you can transmute them when I am in NYC next 💜
  1061. I would like to unsubscribe from all emails from men, please.
  1062. …in reply to @catehstn
    I could actually run a tumblr called "emails men send me" and every woman I know has submissions.
  1063. …in reply to @catehstn
    I am probably not going to do this.
  1064. …in reply to @lindseybieda
    lindseybieda 💜💜💜💜💜
  1065. RT Dirk_Gently: catehstn this needs to be an universal email filter rule
  1066. …in reply to @blangry
  1067. …in reply to @polotek
    polotek 💜💜💜💜💜
  1068. …in reply to @williampietri
    williampietri tbh just "has there been ANY sign this person wants to hear from you on this topic?"
  1069. …in reply to @williampietri
    williampietri never read hacker news! They are normally just entitled and boring.
  1070. …in reply to @supersole
    supersole you get them too huh
  1071. I hope my intrinsic sense of achievement from Early Morning Workout will be enough because I forgot my watch and #fitcat will reproach me.
  1072. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l ooh are you going anywhere exciting?
  1073. …in reply to @falkgottlob
    falkgottlob you are allowed to @ me
  1074. RT ShowAndHide: Swimming pool #showandhide buff.ly/1OaB6mE
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1075. Exploiting. People. More. Efficiently. Is. Not. Innovating. satellitehigh/699655735488065536
  1076. …in reply to @catehstn
    My cat is fat because I forgot to take it to the gym and also because it won't go swimming with me. #fitcat
  1077. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also I know that uber think the answer is self driving cars but treating other humans as disposable on the way to that is just gross.
  1078. …in reply to @supersole
  1079. Don’t create a sense of urgency, foster a sense of purpose. buff.ly/1Qll5C4
  1080. …in reply to @PanasaurusRex
  1081. RT ThisIsPumpkin: Momma I brought you some flowers! 🎃🌺🌻🌹🌷🌼🌸💐 #pumpkintheraccoon #raccoon #weeklyfluff #raccoonsofinstagram #instagood… htt…
  1082. …in reply to @DanielleSucher
  1083. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy they are wrong you are hilair
  1084. 💜 Sad body week - buff.ly/20Gb0Pr /by ashsmash /via triketora
  1085. .roba90 knows what I need 😍
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1086. Super interesting - How we dramatically improved 18F’s onboarding process in 3 months - buff.ly/20HrIhr /via embryoconcepts
  1087. Sunset! Time to go 🏊🏻
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1088. …in reply to @catehstn
    Week goals achieved! That was workout 10/10. I am a machine! 🏋🏼🤖
  1089. …in reply to @catehstn
    Continuing to turn rage into muscle ama
  1090. …in reply to @catehstn
  1091. …in reply to @catehstn
    In other news my guilt about email has reached the point where it is #4 on my list for the evening. You might have guessed that #1 is FOOD.
  1092. …in reply to @betsythemuffin
  1093. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l juliaferraioli is that possible tho
  1094. …in reply to @therealfitz
  1095. A musical hedgie! So talented 😍💜 hedgehogdays/700846867735707650
  1096. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l juliaferraioli what is this excessive glitter of which you speak
  1097. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l juliaferraioli when the patriarchy gets you down the best thing to do is set it on fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
  1098. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli r343l yes for extra sparkle 🔥
  1099. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli r343l yes!!!! Glitter is awesome!
  1100. …in reply to @catehstn
    juliaferraioli r343l tbh I don't like glitter or nail polish but I support both of you to fulfil your glittery potential 💜💜💜💜💜
  1101. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli r343l beautiful beautiful 💜
  1102. I don't quite understand a country that legislates what bathroom people can use before they restrict guns.
  1103. …in reply to @catehstn
    The US legal system seems so bizarre until you realize it's all about propping up a white supremacist patriarchy.
  1104. …in reply to @catehstn
    When I was confused I had so much more hope for the world.
  1105. Seems about right.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1106. …in reply to @catehstn
    Like genuinely can you imagine country where a big problem that was worth legislative time was people occasionally using the wrong bathroom?
  1107. …in reply to @catehstn
    I imagine this would come after healthcare and a police force that doesn't murder civilians with impunity.
  1108. …in reply to @catehstn
    (To be clear I don't think people are actually using the wrong bathroom. Trans women are women and trans men are men.)
  1109. …in reply to @chiuki
  1110. Listening to dianakimball's new podcast and wishing we would have skype date soon 💜💜💜
  1111. …in reply to @catehstn
    "it's easier to talk about anything than it is to actually do it" ~dianakimball
  1112. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden oooooooh
  1113. The service at usual breakfast spot is so bad that I'm now in another cafe to get more tea so I can work out. But damnit the eggs were good!
  1114. …in reply to @catehstn
    I don't think I drank enough yesterday for a double argh it is so hard to drink >5L a day.
  1115. …in reply to @catehstn
    I need a hashtag like #fireymountainproblems #cateincolombia
  1116. …in reply to @MeganSpeir
  1117. …in reply to @PatrickHerd
    PatrickHerd I love that raccoon
  1118. RT danshapiro: 10s of millions of $ 10s of thousands of customers 10s of employees... glowforge is hiring a recruiter. :) https://t.co/C9…
  1119. RT wwcsf: Advice from catehstn on advice: buff.ly/20gU3Lj #thoughtleader We kid, but it's a great reminder to think abt other's …
  1120. ICYMI I wrote up some Interview Prep Tips - for once something for interviewees not interviewers - buff.ly/214WBSs
  1121. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage 💜🤖💐
  1122. …in reply to @kecatlin
    kecatlin poornima argh I need to do this
  1123. RT fatneckbeardguy: Whenever someone refers to mobs or armies or pitchforks, it's safe to assume they're in no real danger.
  1124. …in reply to @qwandor
  1125. I accidentally the wrong shopping mall. But look at this view! #cateincolombia
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1126. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug just for lols
  1127. …in reply to @pilky
  1128. My legs are super jacked from hills / kettle bells / swimming. Confident I could defeat a brogrammer. Rawr!!
  1129. …in reply to @catehstn
    It's possible my South American diet of steak steak steak has also contributed to this.
  1130. r343l I found you a tiny Colombian present!!!
  1131. …in reply to @catehstn
    Further from home than expected but luckily night time roaming is one of my favourite activities.
  1132. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l extremely tiny! 95% gift wrap now.
  1133. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l omg I have found owl and hedgie household items. I may need a bigger suitcase.
  1134. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l yes but you are domesticated so I can bring them for you! Next time. When I am not going via Asia.
  1135. …in reply to @catehstn
    Look!!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1136. …in reply to @catehstn
    Important reminder. (Also! Yay! Found a Colombian design store.)
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1137. …in reply to @marthavalenta
  1138. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah it's super pretty here
  1139. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah :) I am sure there are pretty places in KC...
  1140. …in reply to @MotherOFirebees
    MotherOFirebees I think I have left mine in the gym. Not the pool. That would be gross.
  1141. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug omg physical books!! I decided when I left Ottawa no more physical books.
  1142. …in reply to @catehstn
    SHaug I think I also decided that I would never move again i would change my name and disappear. I stuck to one of them.
  1143. …in reply to @catehstn
    SHaug auto correct changed move to love briefly, but that was when I left Australia.
  1144. …in reply to @marthavalenta
    marthavalenta I love the sculpture park have been 3x now! And up the metrocable but not all the way... Will go looking for library/disco!
  1145. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug no books I have yet to change my name and disappear. One day. #lifegoals
  1146. …in reply to @marthavalenta
    marthavalenta haha :) I have been drinking a lot of Mandarin juice.
  1147. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug Ariel knows because I made it to my temporary home.
  1148. …in reply to @catehstn
    SHaug probably also Roberto. Some of my engineers. More people than usual know where to find me tbh.
  1149. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug keeps me safe!
  1150. …in reply to @catehstn
    SHaug I know you appreciate my aura of mystery and general elusiveness. It makes the time we spend together extra special.
  1151. …in reply to @marthavalenta
    marthavalenta yikes!! I don't really drink alcohol but I have heard of that stuff.
  1152. …in reply to @marthavalenta
    marthavalenta I am all about the limonada de coco
  1153. …in reply to @marthavalenta
    marthavalenta yeah I really like it. I spent a month here last year, and will be mostly based here through 2016.
  1154. …in reply to @lccarson
  1155. …in reply to @marthavalenta
    marthavalenta what kind of contacts? I would love to make some local friends :)
  1156. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug donasarkar glowforge dona's shoes are far too fierce to describe as "pumps"
  1157. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug donasarkar glowforge don't give me that we have had sensible conversations about shoes before. You can do it!
  1158. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug donasarkar 👠👢👣
  1159. …in reply to @donasarkar
    donasarkar SHaug this is why you are my hero 💜
  1160. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug donasarkar I wanna be like Dona when I grow up. Currently working on 2016 goal of no longer wearing clothes with holes in.
  1161. …in reply to @catehstn
    SHaug donasarkar so far i managed to throw out 2 pairs of socks.
  1162. …in reply to @donasarkar
    donasarkar SHaug i am heading to Tokyo tho where I have done some of my best shopping. Think that is gonna help.
  1163. Excellent no-computer day. A++ would no-computer again. I went to the spa and it was blissful.
  1164. …in reply to @donasarkar
    donasarkar SHaug yes! 3rd time there :)
  1165. …in reply to @Una
    Una yesssss I have been doing this lately and it's huge
  1166. This Week - being boring is so relaxing edition catehuston.com/blog/2016/02/21/this-week-115/
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1167. RT ThisIsPumpkin: Can we go to Hogwarts? 🎃❤️🤓⚡️📚 #pumpkintheraccoon #raccoon #weeklyfluff #love #pet #instagood #instagram #instalike… htt…
  1168. Time is running out for techspeakdigest t-shirts! buff.ly/1oUovPR
  1169. Omg omg omg - 20+ Adorable Pics To Celebrate Hedgehog Day buff.ly/1QseI9I /via gembarrett
  1170. …in reply to @jaymisgoertz
    jaymisgoertz yes! I did!
  1171. Yay turns out my dad is gonna be in Tokyo at the same time as me. We can hang out at one of my top 5 airports again 💜✈️🌇
  1172. …in reply to @catehstn
    TBT when I found my dad in Munich airport. Now we are planning airport hangouts in advance! catehstn/537960190906499072
  1173. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz I much prefer FRA to Munich! Why are your factors and rankings?
  1174. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz ooh interesting I have never been in there. I will check it out when I am next passing through.
  1175. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @tunahedgie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍💜😍💜😍💜😍💜😍💜😍💜😍💜😍 ❣❣❣❣❣❣❣❣❣❣❣❣❣❣❣
  1176. …in reply to @catehstn
    My one true love @tunahedgie has her own Twitter account!! So excited. She is going to be a social media super star.
  1177. …in reply to @philsturgeon
    philsturgeon oh dear ❣ maybe you could get another 🐢 instead?
  1178. @tunahedgie hello I love you
  1179. …in reply to @philsturgeon
  1180. …in reply to @catehstn
  1181. …in reply to @undefined
    @tunahedgie adored petunia!! Don't let the wolf eat you. He looks hungry.
  1182. …in reply to @undefined
    @tunahedgie you are so cute!! So cute!! And I bet also very smart and hardworking.
  1183. If you follow her you can get notifications every time she tweets!!! But yes that is what is going to happen. gembarrett/701598169428316160
  1184. @tunahedgie I found you presents last weekend I will either FedEx them or bring them to you soon.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1185. …in reply to @Sasha_Goebbels
    VolkerGoebbels there is no excessive hedgehog cuteness!! How could there be!!
  1186. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug r343l @tunahedgie ilu Scotty ❣
  1187. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l @tunahedgie SHaug so proud of Scott's progress in social media and also hedgie appreciation.
  1188. …in reply to @catehstn
    @tunahedgie also I thought you would like some coconut lemonade soap. Coconut lemonade is my favourite.
  1189. …in reply to @cy_sha
    cy_sha oh no! :(
  1190. …in reply to @MotherOFirebees
  1191. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug @tunahedgie you are an excellent human being
  1192. …in reply to @alex_mck
    alex_mck SHaug @tunahedgie it's true
  1193. …in reply to @undefined
    @tunahedgie hello beautiful! This is how I feel this morning. I love you.
  1194. If you don't like hedgehogs you might want to turn off my retweets. And also rethink your life choices.
  1195. …in reply to @catehstn
    The divine @tunahedgie has her own Twitter account and I am soooooooo happy! Isn't she adorable?
  1196. …in reply to @DeannaHoak
    DeannaHoak @tunahedgie she is sooooooo cute! Sooooooooooooooo cute! I love her so much!
  1197. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho @tunahedgie I thought we were friends 💔
  1198. RT kevinmarks: Mark Zuckerberg announces the successful launch of the “Blue Pill” movement 💊 😎 holly/701561495981834241/photo/1
  1199. …in reply to @undefined
    @tunahedgie your little nose! You are so pretty! Yes! You are! But also I think very hardworking.
  1200. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td urgh :(
  1201. …in reply to @DeannaHoak
    DeannaHoak @tunahedgie that nose!
  1202. RT donasarkar: This is the best news on Twitter in days. shaug/701602877500846080
  1203. …in reply to @donasarkar
    donasarkar SHaug @tunahedgie I agreeeeeeeeeeee
  1204. I wrote about what I call "No Computer Day" and why I make it a weekly ritual catehuston.com/blog/2016/02/22/no-computer-day/
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1205. …in reply to @sophiedennis
    sophiedennis I don't know but they exist!!
  1206. …in reply to @nahumshalman
  1207. These are super cool! Algorithmic images. Math Is Beautiful - Science Friday buff.ly/1TtPpcx
  1208. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage do it!!! I wanna hear how it goes 💜
  1209. “Becoming who you are, full of slowly acquired wisdom and life lessons, is a continuous process” buff.ly/1oVniIa
  1210. This is great - The Most Common (Bad) Arguments Against Remote Work - buff.ly/1Qab48C /via kstewart
  1211. RT ThisIsPumpkin: Toffee your morning breath is unbearable, but I can't say no to your kisses!🎃❤️🐶💋 #pumpkintheraccoon #raccoon #week… htt…
  1212. …in reply to @undefined
    MoisheL yes! Fractals were one of my fave.
  1213. …in reply to @undefined
  1214. My new dieting technique is not having time to eat and no food in my apartment. **works furiously** **keels over** **dies** (Probably)
  1215. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah Ariel puts reminders to eat lunch on my calendar but I think my cost benefit analysis of food is broken.
  1216. RT geekygirlsarah: catehstn With multi-workout days, you probably need food. Though I'm not a food expert. Or a workout expert. Or a cost…
  1217. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah I didn't work out today so that threw things off somewhat.
  1218. …in reply to @catehstn
    geekygirlsarah I ate 4 crackers and a yogurt do you think a multivitamin will help?
  1219. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden I opt for forgetting to eat, failing at life, randomly crying but I can't say I recommend it.
  1220. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug glowforge cherimarie aeva_io Scotty you are adorkable. I hope you had a great first day, Cheri!
  1221. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah that was my line of thought, yes. The filling of dizziness suggests otherwise.
  1222. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
    LittleMxSurly ashedryden being human is so hard and frankly inefficient.
  1223. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
    LittleMxSurly ashedryden I want to be a robot.
  1224. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah what about 1 meal and 2 snacks?
  1225. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l yes kinda. i mean. i ate what was available.
  1226. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah no I ate breakfast but then I didn't really manage to eat dinner last night. Then I had hummus and bread for lunch.
  1227. …in reply to @catehstn
    geekygirlsarah and 4 crackers with salami and a yogurt for dinner. But I'm at ~1500ft or something which apparently makes you hungrier.
  1228. …in reply to @Aleen
    Aleen sorry! You would be my last podcast tho! Excellent publicity!
  1229. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
  1230. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden err some bowls came with the apartment?
  1231. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l geekygirlsarah it's okay I will be in seattle soon and SHaug always makes sure I get lunch and I am always motivated for breakfast.
  1232. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah I haven't exactly figured out life at altitude but i haven't coughed up blood this trip so that's something.
  1233. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden ahh I see well I had some yogurt but it can be eaten out of it's own container.
  1234. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah r343l actually loling.
  1235. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden I ate some!
  1236. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden i will eat when I wake up :)
  1237. …in reply to @ckymnstr
    ckymnstr geekygirlsarah yeah I think you die of lead poisoning if you drink them though. Same result. But more expensive and inefficient.
  1238. …in reply to @catehstn
    People are very sweetly concerned about my inability to human which I acknowledge is true but I haven't set anything on 🔥 in like a week.
  1239. RT NathanFGao: A casual reminder that the "X" in #UX refers to a human being's experience of accomplishing their goals, not of using somet…
  1240. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille zmagg he writes advice for white men :/
  1241. Darling @tunahedgie would you like one of these hedgie accessories? Maybe in a more vibrant color? hedgehogdays/701914448814968832
  1242. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros micheletitolo android isn't so bad! 💜
  1243. …in reply to @designatednerd
    designatednerd my execution is lacking!! I have p much given up dating and just complain about it on Twitter.
  1244. …in reply to @mousemke
  1245. Finally read that response to Talia's open letter. The Fuck You Got Mine is strong in that one.
  1246. …in reply to @catehstn
    Surprised someone making such Great Life Choices (TM) has time to lecture someone she knows fuck all about on the internet.
  1247. …in reply to @catehstn
    I'm not here for women who tear down other women.
  1248. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage awake @ 5am but feeling weirdly okay about that! You?
  1249. …in reply to @catehstn
    Whilst I'm annoyed, yesterday I read that article of women needing to say yes to other women and the suggested "rules for the sisterhood".
  1250. …in reply to @catehstn
    Err what the actual fuck who is this woman to write rules for the sisterhood? What the fuck is the sisterhood anyway?
  1251. …in reply to @catehstn
    Say yes to every request is terrible and unsustainable advice.
  1252. …in reply to @catehstn
    Requests need to be evaluated based on what they are, goals, values, available time.
  1253. …in reply to @catehstn
    And a non-profit organization can't be obliged to promote every person who has ever helped them. That would get super murky.
  1254. …in reply to @catehstn
    Anyway my unsolicited advice for other women is if you think your "sisters" are doing it wrong focus on doing it "right" & see what follows.
  1255. …in reply to @catehstn
    We can take different approaches. There is no one true way of being a woman anymore than there is one true way of anything else.
  1256. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho or because they were lucky enough /not/ to be exploited in a situation many are. Like she had a good bar job? few are.
  1257. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage I am going to finish reading Twitter and head to the gym!!
  1258. …in reply to @allspaw
    allspaw roidrage I am preparing for being jetlagged again. The break was nice whilst it lasted.
  1259. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage are you going to post translations or are non German speakers supposed to just admire as-is?
  1260. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage German is such a character-efficient language. I admire that.
  1261. Dancing to the gym listening to fight song I feel AWESOME today. What are you training for? I'm training for LIFE!!!
  1262. …in reply to @catehstn
    I am on a sleep, food and oxygen deprived high. Is this minimalism?
  1263. …in reply to @nattarnoff
    nattarnoff this is not an uncommon theme in my life!
  1264. …in reply to @brindelle
    brindelle chiuki techspeakdigest bangbangcon sorry I sent it out @ 6 am :( thanks anyway tho!!
  1265. …in reply to @catehstn
    Workout over. STILL DANCING.
  1266. …in reply to @roidrage
  1267. Thanks to this week's sponsor, @soundoffspeaker! techspeakdigest/702086002328743936
  1268. …in reply to @lrnrd
  1269. Time is running out!! baselnotbasil/702093962706755584
  1270. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho hahaha
  1271. RT claycompton: "The thing about the pipeline being so small, is that only the most bloody-minded and badass women survive.... https://t.c…
  1272. …in reply to @nohillside
    nohillside thanks for sharing that
  1273. …in reply to @nipafx
    nipafx thanks for sharing that!
  1274. …in reply to @claycompton
    claycompton thanks for sharing that
  1275. …in reply to @cervus
    cervus thanks for sharing that
  1276. …in reply to @lenazun
    lenazun thanks for sharing that
  1277. …in reply to @galinash
    galinash thanks for sharing that
  1278. …in reply to @mrtazz
    mrtazz :) the second rule is also v important
  1279. Kinda fitting that my corporate feminism and thankless emotional labour post is having a resurgence, because of topic I have planned for 2m.
  1280. Tiny things build momentum - How I Became A Morning Person, Read More Books, And Learned A Language In A Year - buff.ly/1XGC8y3
  1281. …in reply to @galinash
    galinash I hope so! The system is broken! Not you!
  1282. …in reply to @cervus
    cervus I knew it was happening but I don't really read comments on the internet... your tweet made me look - those are good though!
  1283. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller also an awesome reason 💜
  1284. …in reply to @catehstn
    There's a metafilter thread about it although I resent the implication I moved to act in my "own self interests" metafilter.com/157341/Corporate-Feminism-and-thankless-emotional-labour
  1285. …in reply to @catehstn
    I just stopped doing 2nd shift diversity work for a rich conglomerate that DGAF about inclusivity and put my energy elsewhere. No regrets.
  1286. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller omg so much this.
  1287. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l well comments on the internet. This is why I removed them from my mental model.
  1288. …in reply to @MotherOFirebees
  1289. …in reply to @maayanroth
    maayanroth true but it's not like I quit CF to do nothing. I quit to do what I felt was more ethical and strategic.
  1290. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler YES THAT.
  1291. …in reply to @NatDudley
    NatDudley thanks <3
  1292. "Dudes who play hot and cold…, who don’t openly admire and love you are not solid dudes, they’re a… waste of time." buff.ly/20Ouh1g
  1293. Omg! A baby hedgie named Harry! And he has a cuddly raccoon friend! buff.ly/1RVOhid /via JillWetzler
  1294. RT techspeakdigest: Last day to get "I have something to say" t-shirts! teespring.com/technically-speaking-first Great to wear while speaking & gift to som…
  1295. …in reply to @benclarkwood
    benclarkwood I watch TV on the trainer and don't like to wear headphones when I do weights so nothing really :/
  1296. …in reply to @mrtazz
    mrtazz hahaha
  1297. It's buritica's birthday today!! Best boss 💜💜💜
  1298. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg yes. Particularly at the start of May.
  1299. RT VolkerGoebbels: You have something to say and like to speak at conferences? Have a look at catehstn and chiuki’s https://t.co/dFvhNEA…
  1300. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica willmanduffy our latest new hire has been here for 2 days and hasn't complained about you yet so I think you are doing ok.
  1301. So many meetings today and now I feel dead inside.
  1302. …in reply to @catehstn
    I think it was a good day tho.
  1303. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy buritica you are adorkable
  1304. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica willmanduffy what do you have planned for their Great Disappointment and can it wait until I am back from Asia?
  1305. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l it promises >= feelings inside tomorrow.
  1306. …in reply to @undefined
    MoisheL haha I thought of you the other day when I made a plan to meet my dad because our schedules coincide in Tokyo.
  1307. …in reply to @undefined
    MoisheL lol! :)
  1308. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica willmanduffy very kind of you A++ boss.
  1309. @tunahedgie hello beautiful how was your day? I finally "finished" something of a bête noir task.
  1310. …in reply to @catehstn
    @tunahedgie I should feel a sense of accomplishment but instead I just feel all empty inside. I wish you were here to share this moment.
  1311. …in reply to @pwnela
    pwnela 💜 thanks!
  1312. …in reply to @pwnela
    pwnela I don't know but I am so happy you like them!
  1313. This is not just a book review from skamille. This is so much more. buff.ly/1p0sTwX
  1314. I am in a terrible place with no tea. Halp.
  1315. …in reply to @catehstn
    Being told to drink coffee. Hallo Colombia.
  1316. …in reply to @catehstn
    I have drank like half a cup of coffee ever what will happen if I try it?
  1317. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug I am taking this to mean you think I won't die of tea deprivation.
  1318. …in reply to @InfoSecSherpa
    InfoSecSherpa I'm probably going to die.
  1319. …in reply to @MeganSpeir
    MeganSpeir Aiiiii.
  1320. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli r343l SHaug please do this. It's only fair scott suffer with me. that's what friends do.
  1321. …in reply to @InfoSecSherpa
    InfoSecSherpa SHaug you will know it is when i die, scott.
  1322. …in reply to @skamille
  1323. …in reply to @mikeloukides
    mikeloukides thank you!
  1324. …in reply to @beaglebets
    beaglebets that is probably more coffee than i have ever drank before.
  1325. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug InfoSecSherpa I'm sure that will be a comforting thought when I'm gone.
  1326. …in reply to @__biancat
    __biancat buritica ride I do! Thanks!
  1327. …in reply to @LizardEatsFlies
  1328. …in reply to @undefined
  1329. …in reply to @catehstn
    Now having lunch in a place with no tea. Death comes ever closer.
  1330. …in reply to @LizardEatsFlies
    LizardEatsFlies sadly not I will have to visit!
  1331. Styling my fave mini skirt this week! Monday's outfit and today's 💜
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1332. …in reply to @amygdalama
    amygdalama yay you!
  1333. …in reply to @chiuki
    chiuki 💗
  1334. Eng bought wine, is shocked I don't really drink. Says, "but you said you didn't want to be hungover" me: "yes I feel like that every day."
  1335. RT mikeloukides: Read everything catehstn says about mgmt: Thankless Emotional Labour as Management Training bit.ly/1Qy2ht4
  1336. …in reply to @designatednerd
    designatednerd hahahahaha awesome! Do you recommend?
  1337. …in reply to @pamasaur
    pamasaur chiuki awwh thanks Pam!
  1338. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller thanks jo 💜
  1339. …in reply to @designatednerd
    designatednerd I miss cherry Coke :/
  1340. …in reply to @ihavenotea
  1341. …in reply to @ihavenotea
    ihavenotea I had hot chocolate instead.
  1342. In around ~36 hours I'll be sending another postcard from an airport. If you want to get it, wherethehelliscate.com.
  1343. "You'll be fine. Just leave the country."
  1344. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l yes this is about 50% of the reasons for this week's stress level!
  1345. …in reply to @InfoSecSherpa
  1346. …in reply to @tammypetro
  1347. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td :(
  1348. @tunahedgie dearest petunia how are you today? I have been searching for a sense of peace but I think all I found was hope.
  1349. …in reply to @krstnfx
    kristinathai exciting!
  1350. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l autorelease SHaug everyone has these! One day I will have a home and I will have some too.
  1351. …in reply to @pennyherscher
    pennyherscher ooooh! :)
  1352. …in reply to @deanputney
  1353. …in reply to @nigelbabu
  1354. If you disagree with someone in the Internet and don't write them an open letter on medium do you really disagree at all?
  1355. …in reply to @j4cob
    j4cob actually we open sourced our prep guide ride github.com/ride/interview-prep
  1356. RT mollysoda: if u ask anyone for anything take a moment to consider that they have a life full of obligations/other things they need to d…
  1357. natashathenomad happy birthday!! 💜🙆🏻💐🤖
  1358. RT roidrage: Whatever the problem, the solution involves a German compound word.
  1359. This time tomorrow I am leaving! Sadness.
  1360. …in reply to @rvp
    rvp thanks for sharing that
  1361. …in reply to @iphigenie
    iphigenie thanks for sharing that
  1362. …in reply to @acdha
    acdha thanks for sharing that
  1363. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l 💜💜💜
  1364. …in reply to @mattmanuel
    mattmanuel thanks for sharing that
  1365. …in reply to @ckeithray
    ckeithray :) thanks!
  1366. …in reply to @chiuki
    chiuki 💜💜💜💜💜
  1367. …in reply to @nigelbabu
    nigelbabu we operate on est-ish
  1368. …in reply to @nigelbabu
    nigelbabu I really like it :)
  1369. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller it's in tomorrow's postcard!
  1370. One of my fave things lately is that skamille and exchange messages every morning. We ask and answer "what are you going to do today?"
  1371. RT skamille: Cate is my scrum master catehstn/702850517135974400
  1372. …in reply to @skamille
  1373. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller yeah I would love to see you again!
  1374. …in reply to @LizardEatsFlies
  1375. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l oh that is so sweet! Thank you!
  1376. …in reply to @LizardEatsFlies
    LizardEatsFlies r343l 😳these complements are very distracting. And also wonderful.
  1377. …in reply to @LizardEatsFlies
    LizardEatsFlies r343l nooooooo I am already very on edge this week. I love complements. Don't stop.
  1378. American is complaining that all the sushi rolls have cheese in. Argentinian says "but that is America's fault."
  1379. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l haha yes
  1380. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica yeah idk this is what emi and josh wanted! I was gonna take them to the botanical gardens.
  1381. RT buritica: catehstn colombian asks.. why are you eating sushi in medellin
  1382. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica although this is the 3rd time I have eaten sushi in a week so. And I showed emi this place!
  1383. …in reply to @FrozenTrout
  1384. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica hahaha
  1385. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords he has a whole theory.
  1386. ✈️ 1 of 3 leaves in 12 hours and I am 💔💔💔💔💔
  1387. …in reply to @ckymnstr
    ckymnstr I can't even read that shit. Amazed they had enough psychologically safe teams to study.
  1388. …in reply to @amye
    amye yikes! Mini break.
  1389. …in reply to @micheletitolo
    micheletitolo yeah it's good :)
  1390. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden me! X-platform mobile :)
  1391. RT seananmcguire: LOOK AT ALL THE THINGS I HAVEN'T SET ON FIRE. JUST LOOK AT THEM. I AM A FUCKING PARAGON OF VIRTUE AND NOT BURNING THINGS.
  1392. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l yes please
  1393. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also I haven't packed. And somehow I have acquired wine and coffee. I will keep them as decorative elements for my next apartment.
  1394. …in reply to @catehstn
    Tell you what though, been great to have the android team in town with me. I ❣ all the ride mobile engineers.
  1395. RT natashathenomad: If you like it, then you better put a hat on it! #Japan #bonsai #nature
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1396. …in reply to @_mbdr_
    @maruthven I guess up until today... Me?
  1397. Discovered yesterday that there is a postal service in Colombia! So I may never meet a bandit and did not need to start wherethehelliscate.
  1398. …in reply to @catehstn
    Still my fave project though.
  1399. …in reply to @jennwrites
    renrutnnej thanks 💜
  1400. …in reply to @wrengr
    wrengr thanks for sharing that
  1401. Signs it's time to go back to Japan.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1402. …in reply to @xpuff_xtina
  1403. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro r343l haha I don't really like 🧀 or 🐠
  1404. …in reply to @nebiros
  1405. …in reply to @zara_p
    zara_p I leave Colombia in a few hours. And will arrive in Tokyo on Sunday evening. :/
  1406. …in reply to @roidrage
  1407. …in reply to @zara_p
    zara_p aii yeah :(
  1408. Me: "Engineers. Like cats. Only with more emotions." geekygirlsarah: "Wait, weren't you an engineer once?" Me: 🙈🙉😱👀🙅🏻💥🔥💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
  1409. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky geekygirlsarah queen of the cats
  1410. One last early morning in Medellin. I will miss gazing out the window at the balcony of the people with 12 plants.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1411. …in reply to @catehstn
    12 plants!! Can you imagine!! How would you keep so many alive?! And who knows what is inside that apartment. Animals? Extra humans? 🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲
  1412. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml yeahhhh
  1413. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage it will be in this mornings postcard!!!!
  1414. …in reply to @catehstn
    roidrage (🇯🇵)
  1415. …in reply to @NatashaMurashev
    NatashaMurashev haha and did it?
  1416. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros geekygirlsarah lol yes exactly!
  1417. "The Tiny Raccoon wants to know if it is time to leave."
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1418. …in reply to @NatashaMurashev
    NatashaMurashev well when they study these things they don't include living with you ;)
  1419. …in reply to @catehstn
    Yes, Tiny Raccoon, we are leaving. Because that is what we do.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1420. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros aww I am gonna miss y'all too! Have fun today!
  1421. …in reply to @stillinbeta
    stillinbeta thanks babe <3
  1422. …in reply to @stillinbeta
    stillinbeta yes to both hopefully!
  1423. RT skh: This is one of the wisest pieces I've read in a while: catehuston.com/blog/2016/02/24/thankless-emotional-labour-as-management-training/ (by catehstn)
  1424. …in reply to @skh
    skh thank you so much!
  1425. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros cy_sha concerned about this on so many levels.
  1426. Questions I got clearing security, what does my passport cover say? (Without this I'm nothing) And "are you happy in my country" (yes) 🇨🇴💜
  1427. …in reply to @joel__lord
    joel__lord techspeakdigest EXCELLENT STYLE CHOICE A++!!
  1428. RT joel__lord: Last day of #confoo. Final prep for my talk. What should I wear? Oh! My techspeakdigest shirt, of course! 👕😎
  1429. …in reply to @roidrage
  1430. RT wrengr: An interesting view on what management *is*, how it makes the team, and why women get pushed into it catehuston.com/blog/2016/02/24/thankless-emotional-labour-as-management-training/
  1431. …in reply to @micheletitolo
    micheletitolo for me too and err it seems it will take all of them for me to get there
  1432. One last limonada de coco 🍹🇨🇴💜✈️
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1433. …in reply to @catehstn
    Looks good tastes bad 💔 at least the crepe con chocolate was delicious. Also wasn't sure I would manage to eat today, so 10 points!
  1434. …in reply to @micheletitolo
    micheletitolo can't wait to hang 💜💜💜
  1435. Interesting and helpful article on what an effective code review process looks like - buff.ly/1T188h7 /via buritica
  1436. RT techspeakdigest: We love seeing Technically Speaking t-shirts on stage! Wear yours and tweet us a photo 📷👕 joel__lord/703284984245841920
  1437. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy ooh I have spent a lot of time thinking about this. Most recently: catehuston.com/blog/2015/11/23/advice-mentors-and-questionably-helpful-emails/
  1438. …in reply to @philsturgeon
    philsturgeon poor nico
  1439. …in reply to @SashaLaundy
    SashaLaundy I just use notes on Mac / iPhone / iPad
  1440. I think it's great that GHC this year is improving their inclusivity. But if you do the work to submit, submit somewhere else as well!
  1441. …in reply to @catehstn
    There's nothing like being part of an event of 8K technical women but there are a lot of great conferences prioritizing inclusivity.
  1442. …in reply to @catehstn
    Most of them have a better provision for speaker travel costs. Shameless self-promotion: you can find ~2 each week in techspeakdigest.
  1443. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson ha yeah I am amazed they had enough data for that
  1444. …in reply to @JamLClark
    @taraclrk noooooooo
  1445. …in reply to @philsturgeon
    philsturgeon I will follow along on Twitter
  1446. …in reply to @micheletitolo
    micheletitolo so proud!
  1447. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
  1448. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit interesting
  1449. Made it to Canada. Border agent had a lot of questions and my bag is labelled "inspected". Off to try and exit the airport... Wish me luck.
  1450. …in reply to @catehstn
    They let me into the country y'all. I lived here for four years. It didn't used to be so much of an achievement.
  1451. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit it's funny :)
  1452. After ~5 weeks at altitude I am like "wow there so much oxygen!" And just like. Really enjoying breathing.
  1453. …in reply to @danielpunkass
    danielpunkass omg it's huge. I have had to adjust so much to live up a fiery mountain.
  1454. …in reply to @catehstn
    I have Twitter and I have oxygen. Just sitting here. Reading the Internet. Enjoying breathing. It's amazing.
  1455. …in reply to @mekkaokereke
  1456. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg no I just drink ~5L a day. Which is p much a full time occupation.
  1457. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz isn't he the dodgy media dude who got into trouble for privacy violations?
  1458. After having something depressing named after me I have long wanted something positive named after me. micheletitolo/703373943969681410
  1459. …in reply to @catehstn
    A cate: a trip full of awesome, that attempts to defy the laws of physics.
  1460. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz lol yes I think he had long been a terrible and intellectually deficient human being. He's British, also. Iirc.
  1461. …in reply to @webwright
    webwright love it!
  1462. RT webwright: I made a plant stand with lasers beams last night. It's made of wood, laser-engraved granite,… instagram.com/p/BCQ67zSwHXB/
  1463. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz yes I am sorry about the troubling political situation in your country.
  1464. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l yes!
  1465. Didn't really manage to Food yesterday but you know what they say, today is a new day.
  1466. …in reply to @catehstn
    It's not often you feel dizzy whilst lying down.
  1467. RT chiuki: My new response to recruiters: I'm not currently looking for a new position, but 360andev is looking for sponsors 😁
  1468. …in reply to @sarahjessica1
    sarahjessica1 was just flying and being stupid :/
  1469. …in reply to @gminks
    gminks thanks for sharing that!
  1470. Putting together my usual weekly wrap up post and it's clear by Twitter feed was mainly hedgehog pictures. You're welcome.
  1471. …in reply to @undefined
    MoisheL absurdist Internet art! But seriously, whatever brings you max joy.
  1472. @tunahedgie adored petunia, I hope you are doing well? Ready for the weekend? I will be flying over you today blowing kisses 💋💜✈️🇯🇵
  1473. 1 month 4 countries ✈️🇨🇦🇯🇵🇰🇷🇺🇸
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1474. I'm pretty excited to be speaking at cultivatecon as part of oscon in Austin. Going to be talking about interviewing. And, ofc, raccoons.
  1475. RT buritica: here's getclef explaining how they use ride's RMError iOS library, for a better user exp. medium.com/two-factor-authenticity/don-t-force-your-users-to-understand-how-the-internet-works-ad9d0c4979ea //shoutou…
  1476. RT cultivatecon: Another must-read from catehstn "The Hardest, Shortest, Lesson Becoming a Manager" ow.ly/YrAgp
  1477. Bye bye 💋🇨🇦✈️🇯🇵
  1478. …in reply to @catehstn
    I meant to look up stuff like SIM cards and how to get to my hotel and also what hotel I am staying in but I was busy reading the Internet.
  1479. …in reply to @catehstn
    I expect it will be fine.
  1480. “I am an expert primarily in knowing just how much we don’t actually know about people.” ~girlziplocked buff.ly/1XRu8dD /v MoisheL
  1481. I am loving the Frog and Toad stories! The Lost Engineer - Frog and Toad Try to Hire - buff.ly/1Rvtekg /by Arthegall /via skamille
  1482. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora ! Divine!
  1483. Ooh new airport. Greetings, HND. ✈️🇯🇵
  1484. …in reply to @catehstn
    That flight was wonderful. I feel so relaxed and recharged.
  1485. …in reply to @catehstn
    Shit. My hotel reservation was cancelled.
  1486. …in reply to @philsturgeon
  1487. RT mipsytipsy: people always talk about how to interview for SREs who can code, but rarely talk about how to interview SWEs who won't blow…
  1488. …in reply to @RellyAB
    RellyAB :) thanks
  1489. …in reply to @LorenzoPilia
    LorenzoPilia thanks I got a SIM card and somewhere for tonight, may move tomorrow.
  1490. 6 Types of employees who frustrate their bosses (and how smart managers deal with them) buff.ly/1n4Xyri /via katemats
  1491. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l 💜
  1492. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde heading to SK after anyway so can't, will get some in NYC in May.
  1493. I don't think this is true.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1494. …in reply to @catehstn
    Dealing with current displacement by working through Spanish lessons on duolingo and things are getting weird.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1495. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde no way that stuff is so rich!! Hotel is a long story.
  1496. …in reply to @epsalon
    epsalon randileeharper I am euro tho. Depends on their nationality. Need a Shenzhen visa most likely. Also some extra options for <30s.
  1497. This is AMAZING. The muggle IT person @ Hogwarts - buff.ly/1LM4D6n
  1498. …in reply to @balpha
    balpha if I found a nice Norwegian architect in my bed I wouldn't ask questions.
  1499. …in reply to @ihavenotea
    ihavenotea they have pink cars driven by ladies in Dubai. Could only find at airport tho.
  1500. I miss Mario.
  1501. …in reply to @mousemke
    mousemke lol Mario was my Aussie travel agent
  1502. In Starbucks. Trying not to speak Spanish to people. Bowed to driver. Very culturally confused right now.
  1503. My favourite thing - in the days after sending a letter from an airport I get emails from people telling me about their lives, too.
  1504. …in reply to @catehstn
    I think this is why wherethehelliscate.com has become my favourite project. It's my emo ramblings about life, and travel, and homelessness.
  1505. …in reply to @catehstn
    If you appreciate my ridiculous travel tweets this is where you find the fuller pictures - in a postcard from an airport, each time I leave.
  1506. …in reply to @catehstn
    (It's nice to have a place aside from Dark Twitter where I feel like I can be Real, and less of a persona than on other social media.)
  1507. …in reply to @amye
    amye So far noone has unsubscribed and I consistently get lovely emails in return. You never know!
  1508. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit lol lol lol. UK end of tax year is April. I will be sure to include something.
  1509. RT Eulerizeit: catehstn I'm just curious about 'dull' things. Like how you work your taxes.
  1510. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit hahahahahaha
  1511. …in reply to @catehstn
    Eulerizeit also it's Colombia.
  1512. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett omg omg omg!
  1513. …in reply to @gr2m
    gr2m omg divine hedgie styling fall outfit I love I love I love
  1514. …in reply to @zenigel
  1515. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar I want to know how you did that.
  1516. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar Crikey
  1517. RT ashedryden: Literally the easiest form of activism in the tech industry right now is just stepping aside and letting someone else have …
  1518. RT EricaJoy: Today marks the end of black history month, so that was the last tweet in the series. I hope these tweets taught you somethin…
  1519. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy so much, thank you for doing it 💜
  1520. RT _jayphelps: I died. 😂
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1521. Early morning shibuya crossing.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1522. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde haha I saw it busy last night!
  1523. …in reply to @harper
  1524. …in reply to @catehstn
    Early morning coworking.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API