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April 2016 — 1864 tweets

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  1. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l urgh :(
  2. dianakimball every time I think about going to Berlin it feels wrong that you aren't there anymore 💔
  3. …in reply to @OpenSorceress
    OpenSorceress work thing you can try it soon :)
  4. Actually wasn't me. Way too cheerful. dantoml/715635698209054721
  5. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml me too although I think it will be a prelude to death.
  6. …in reply to @IamStan
    IamStan mipsytipsy haha hi :)
  7. After a long day of not dying and not stabbing anyone, I am taking myself out for sushi.
  8. …in reply to @MotherOFirebees
    MotherOFirebees I do deserve gold stars both for the lack of death and for the self care.
  9. …in reply to @MotherOFirebees
    MotherOFirebees 💜💜💜
  10. …in reply to @catehstn
    And also this view. Dinner will be followed by some night time roaming, one of my favorite activities.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  11. …in reply to @dianakimball
    dianakimball i am sorry you live in such a terrible place avoided by your friends. Come to Colombia 💜🇨🇴✈️
  12. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l yes I feel like I am getting better at life
  13. …in reply to @catehstn
    danshapiro don't worry I will tell you all about it.
  14. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml MAZE ON THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN
  15. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml also: good coconut lemonade here
  16. …in reply to @undefined
    Feministy yay!!
  17. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro you are inextricably linked in my head with night time roaming. Like me and planes for you ✈️💜
  18. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml sushi market @ mall del este
  19. …in reply to @catehstn
    That moment when you taste your first coconut lemonade of the day 😍❣🍹🍋
  20. …in reply to @catehstn
    nebiros also it wasn't duolingo I learned all these words from you yesterday
  21. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml I am super enjoying you "argh altitude" tweets and remember at least you have yet to cough up blood.
  22. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml I am also enjoying trolling you live tweeting my evening adventure.
  23. …in reply to @mipsytipsy
    mipsytipsy IamStan then we must be friends!
  24. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml #goodlifechoices you will probably be fine.
  25. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml there's a place called el correo
  26. …in reply to @Aleen
    Aleen yay!!!!
  27. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml I can't believe I am giving out recommendations for steak. What has happened to me.
  28. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho lol I love programming though!
  29. …in reply to @__biancat
    __biancat omg it's divine
  30. …in reply to @__biancat
    __biancat I don't make them they are plentiful in Colombia.
  31. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords thank you!
  32. …in reply to @__biancat
  33. …in reply to @ecarrion89
  34. …in reply to @catehstn
    Night time roaming!! /cc danshapiro
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  35. …in reply to @catehstn
    This is exciting.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  36. …in reply to @catehstn
    For people who worry about these things: I am home without any kind of misadventure. I realized I've become a person who doesn't have keys.
  37. …in reply to @catehstn
    (The building has security guards and my apartment is accessed via passcode.)
  38. …in reply to @nkkl
    nkkl well.
  39. …in reply to @Pamela_Drouin
    Pamela_Drouin drop dead diva!!!
  40. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit i was hoping to meet a potential mafioso boyfriend
  41. …in reply to @Pamela_Drouin
    Pamela_Drouin I adored that show! So much! I really hope you like it.
  42. …in reply to @Pamela_Drouin
    Pamela_Drouin oh yeah she's fantastic. Also this is making me want to rewatch it.
  43. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit will I meet a mafioso boyfriend there?
  44. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit amazing. do you think any of them would want to be my sex pet?
  45. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit it's okay when they break my heart I will leave the country
  46. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit I always have an escape plan.
  47. …in reply to @catehstn
    Eulerizeit and yes I have enough airmiles to elope to bhutan, or just to disappear...
  48. Is today's Google April fool that hangouts works at all?
  49. "Due to a bug" - in a hiring process where they hired too few people with any human empathy? jl_hfl/715888006868156416
  50. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli yayyyy!!!!
  51. …in reply to @justkelly_ok
    justkelly_ok tbh this may be my new way to explain what it was like to work there. With people who think this is a good idea.
  52. RT jl_hfl: catehstn Not a bug, a feature. Empathy would lead to ethical concern the world’s biggest collection of private data for advert…
  53. …in reply to @catehstn
    justkelly_ok it kinda epitomizes the pervasive passive aggressive communication problem.
  54. RT FotoVerite: Note to everyone, you can still be an awesome programmer even if you have no interest in giving talks or doing FOSS.
  55. Does anyone want to go to Mexico to stay in a seashell house with me? buff.ly/1TlVF76
  56. RT ThisIsPumpkin: Special Delivery! Pumpkingram! 🎃📦📬 Tag someone who would love seeing Pumps in their mailbox this April Fools Day! … htt…
  57. RT lrnrd: Companies: your April fool’s prank (and what you consider “prank") reveals so much – about your standards, culture, empathy, div…
  58. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller AMAZING
  59. This is a great story and helpful advice on salary negociation by femgineer - buff.ly/1UvOVVA
  60. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller 💜❣️🦄 I wanna be like you when I grow up. 🦄❣️💜
  61. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller slottttthhhhs
  62. …in reply to @mnowster
  63. RT anildash: Maybe the big tech companies should announce their diversity initiatives on April 1, two birds one stone.
  64. …in reply to @natashathenomad
  65. I recently bought a domestic object. I also acquired another domestic object as a gift.
  66. …in reply to @catehstn
    I think I am up to 4 domestic objects, or 3, depending on whether a bottle of wine is a domestic object or a decorative object.
  67. …in reply to @catehstn
    Domestic object. Bought by me!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  68. …in reply to @catehstn
    Domestic object from Kusmeroglu and domestic|decorative object from ezilocchi. Hedgie notebook from JillWetzler!!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  69. …in reply to @catehstn
    Is it weird to have more SIM cards than Domestic Objects?
  70. RT lccarson: catehstn A wooden spoon is a domestic object. Wine is a beverage, an ingredient and, in emergencies, both a disinfectant and…
  71. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
  72. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit I am currently only using 3 of the SIM cards
  73. I have a temporary home. But aren't all homes temporary in the scheme of things? rjweeks70/716094157131898880
  74. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit 2 of them are from the same country which is kinda like 1 SIM card right?
  75. RT CateringFungi: catehstn Dear Cate, A bottle of wine is a consumable, not a domestic object. Sounds like otherwise you are settling int…
  76. …in reply to @undefined
    @rjweeks70 I am surprisingly zen this evening!
  77. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano EricaJoy OMG this. It is also so far away from what beryl first talked about, and it makes me mad that her work has been..
  78. …in reply to @catehstn
    juliepagano EricaJoy ...co-opted and bastardized, and erased.
  79. …in reply to @undefined
    @rjweeks70 lol
  80. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit I feel like you aren't being serious 😱
  81. …in reply to @Kusmeroglu
    Kusmeroglu I have a large pile of tea.
  82. …in reply to @Kusmeroglu
    Kusmeroglu I ammmmmm! 🏠 How are you?
  83. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano oops I am a bad influence on your army. Or, I have meaningfully contributed to their training.
  84. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy OMG based on this slide alone I am cancelling my birthday party and coming to your talk.
  85. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit I am real like Carmen sandingo.
  86. …in reply to @ecarrion89
  87. RT ecarrion89: ☁️🔪⛰ @ Medelllin instagram.com/p/BDq8d8SKvzx/
  88. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit depending on your lifestyle SIM cards can be more useful than domestic objects.
  89. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit I can't stop laughing
  90. I really like the idea of being an imaginary friend. I think it's something I could be good at. eulerizeit/716098320742158336
  91. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit well then you may want to take steps to be untraceable.
  92. …in reply to @Una
    Una do you follow places to see in your lifetime?
  93. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit this isn't an impulse escape then. India also is probably the one country I wouldn't return to alone.
  94. …in reply to @catehstn
    Eulerizeit so I think what you are saying is take mafioso boyfriend to India and leave him there.
  95. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano yay 💜💜💜
  96. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit I mean, my type is selfish fuckwit and this is the logical conclusion. Also, no one will help me befriend a Grover.
  97. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit I haven't spoke to her recently which might be how things started to go wrong.
  98. …in reply to @catehstn
    Eulerizeit my most romantic and optimistic friend is taking over.
  99. willsmith congrats on launching :)
  100. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit haha but I am pragmatic and cynical and the result is I basically gave up dating.
  101. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l yesssss ❣💉🔥
  102. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit but are they a selfish fuckwit tho
  103. …in reply to @willsmith
    willsmith haha it's EXCITING!
  104. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit Urgh I am done with programmers. And physicists. And ideally, men.
  105. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l no no your gift was perfect ❣ I am just gradually settling down. Apt #3 is in between apt #1 and #2 so it's like I am converging.
  106. …in reply to @danielpunkass
    danielpunkass exciting!!
  107. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah I will try it and report back
  108. …in reply to @Kusmeroglu
    Kusmeroglu yay!!!
  109. …in reply to @danielpunkass
    danielpunkass Awwh! I hope you win!
  110. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit not yet.
  111. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano mwhahahaha
  112. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah gembarrett oh yikes! I don't think we had enough takers. We will do again in a few months.
  113. Love this by mrtazz - I don't like Breaking Things - buff.ly/1PL7fC2
  114. …in reply to @kerrizor
    kerrizor accurate tho!
  115. Can't help wondering how all those men who when it comes to diversity are like "I'm learning I'm trying give me a break" treat junior engs.
  116. …in reply to @justkelly_ok
  117. …in reply to @adriarichards
    adriarichards 💜💜💜
  118. …in reply to @OrganizeFISH
  119. Discovered I still have a gym membership which is nice, feeling so much more human after a decent workout.
  120. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also flower guy recognized me which was nice I want flowers but where do I keep them when they die when I only have 1 shower? Also: no vase.
  121. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller Eulerizeit this sounds amazing!!
  122. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit jo_miller hehe I am proud of that podcast and appreciate you listening to it.
  123. …in reply to @dianakimball
    dianakimball :( I hope you feel better soon ❣
  124. …in reply to @mrtazz
    mrtazz 💜
  125. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah abstrelfie
  126. Living live right, I have trained dan well. dantoml/716292584281399296
  127. …in reply to @kronda
    kronda lessthanorequal ooh yay I am excited to hear it when it comes out!
  128. …in reply to @sundress
    sundress it's not clear
  129. …in reply to @plragde
  130. Love this from skamille on coaching and resources - You can bring a horse to water... buff.ly/1V0TZRN
  131. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda cate haha well thanks for letting me know!
  132. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress dantoml I cannot provide that level of coverage and anyway it's good for Dan to have adventures.
  133. dantoml are you okay? Do you need me to come and rescue you?
  134. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml okay please stay alive and if you want to go on another adventure I will go with you.
  135. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml also wru
  136. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz I finally filled in the form!!!
  137. How did Italian restaurants get in here?
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  138. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah omg omg omg mine is ridic
  139. …in reply to @hypatiadotca
    hypatiadotca hahahaha I thought it might be ❣
  140. …in reply to @catehstn
    lol - my all time Foursquare checkins. Captures my workaholic brogrammerness, my nomadic nature, & refusal to cook.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  141. …in reply to @hzabarsky
    hzabarsky four square
  142. …in reply to @undefined
  143. …in reply to @alexkinsella
    alexkinsella four square made it :)
  144. …in reply to @catehstn
    alexkinsella oh sorry swarm. Go to profile.
  145. …in reply to @catehstn
    I am a creature of habit. It's just that my habits are not like other people's.
  146. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro oh wow they are so domesticated
  147. …in reply to @stillinbeta
    stillinbeta ofc!! When you find a dress you look that good in ALWAYS BUY IT!
  148. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml and drink a lot of coffee
  149. …in reply to @endocrimes
  150. …in reply to @therealfitz
  151. …in reply to @findambission
    @TechnoriLA thanks for sharing that
  152. …in reply to @jax__c
    ColemanJackie thanks for sharing that
  153. …in reply to @AutomatedTester
    AutomatedTester thanks for sharing that
  154. …in reply to @TopazStudiosCOM
    TopazStudiosCOM thanks for sharing that
  155. …in reply to @developUs
    developUs thanks for sharing that
  156. …in reply to @GrandCircusCo
    GrandCircusCo thanks for sharing that
  157. …in reply to @johnclegg
    johnclegg thanks for sharing that
  158. …in reply to @andrewchen
    andrewchen thanks for sharing that
  159. …in reply to @Thuris
    Thuris thanks for sharing that
  160. …in reply to @undefined
    @cloudplum thanks for sharing that
  161. …in reply to @sfali789
    sfali789 thanks for sharing that
  162. …in reply to @TechnoriDBQ
    TechnoriDBQ thanks for sharing that
  163. …in reply to @bik__bo
    bik__bo thanks for sharing that
  164. …in reply to @bryankramer
    bryankramer thanks for sharing that
  165. …in reply to @sdelamo
    sdelamo thanks for sharing that
  166. …in reply to @ResourcefulSqrl
    ResourcefulSqrl thanks for sharing that
  167. …in reply to @danielpunkass
  168. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano this reminded me to add all Tegan and Sarah on Spotify.
  169. …in reply to @zenigel
    zenigel are you okay?
  170. …in reply to @zenigel
    zenigel I'm sorry 💜💜💜
  171. MIT is read through book chapter I wrote (in 2014) which is hard as for last 6 months my feeling on it is "never want to read this again."
  172. …in reply to @catehstn
    I have realized that any kind of book is basically coming to deeply hate and be bored by your own work. Or maybe this is just me.
  173. …in reply to @catehstn
    Anyway once I have done this I really NEVER have to read it again. NEVER.
  174. RT iwasleeg: catehstn in my experience writing a book is a great way to take a topic you're deeply interested in and move on from it.
  175. RT helenjwatson: Created using Show and Hide #showandhide showandhide.com
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  176. RT helenjwatson: Created using Show and Hide #showandhide showandhide.com
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  177. …in reply to @jesslynnrose
    jesslynnrose OSFeels no you didn't they extended the deadline to to April 4.
  178. …in reply to @ChristinaMltn
    ChristinaMltn that's good :) and congrats!
  179. …in reply to @RobDrimmie
    RobDrimmie then it was done 6 months ago. SHIP IT!!!
  180. …in reply to @catehstn
    (I am really grateful that I was asked to contribute to this project, and for the amazing editor MDibernardo - I also hope y'all like it)
  181. I also use the strategy of "one thing" - My Digital Nomad Productivity Trick: One Thing buff.ly/1REDPri /by natashathenomad
  182. RT tauriqmoosa: people who are so concerned about being blocked maybe should consider their actions, not those who are blocking them so fr…
  183. …in reply to @undefined
    MDibernardo hahaha good I was worried I seemed like an ungrateful lunatic.
  184. …in reply to @catehstn
    MDibernardo and THANKS SO MUCH I would not have toughed it out without you!
  185. …in reply to @catehstn
    Yay MIT done and it wasn't so bad. In general my thought was "wow past-Cate really thought about this a lot and spent a long time on this".
  186. …in reply to @catehstn
    I am will enjoy this brief moment of being pleased with past-Cate who is normally the bane of my existence and probably trying to kill me.
  187. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli hahaha on this particular topic, yes. She made some questionable decisions in other areas though.
  188. …in reply to @trodrigues
    trodrigues both those articles made me ragey and perhaps this will finally motivate me to write about remote work.
  189. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit omg yes.
  190. Fascinating - “Generally, when people say they want power, what they really want is autonomy.” - buff.ly/1V2zsfu /via @
  191. RT afrosypaella: If I notice the majority of someone's interactions with me are them emotionally dumping or unloading onto me then they go…
  192. …in reply to @undefined
  193. Increasingly convinced that we have a pipeline problem of men able to write things it is worth reading.
  194. …in reply to @catehstn
    We need to encourage 5yo boys to focus on their critical thinking and organization of thoughts in their writing.
  195. …in reply to @catehstn
  196. …in reply to @catehstn
    The question we must ask ourselves is why do so many men seem unable to contemplate view points other than their own?
  197. …in reply to @catehstn
    Why is there such a dearth of empathy in writing by men? What explanation could there be? Clearly, we should Focus on The Pipeline.
  198. RT iwasleeg: catehstn nobody talks about how parents prime their sons for careers where they can't talk sense.
  199. RT Vole_Facts: Voles sometimes like to kick back and enjoy a little bit of grass.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  200. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager nooooooo 💜💜💜
  201. I am excited to resume blogging next week. I have prepared a rant for y'all on the way we talk about remote work.
  202. …in reply to @catehstn
    The subject of my rant is what it often is: white bro's writing meaningless bullshit about The One True way of whatever.
  203. …in reply to @catehstn
    I'm kinda predictable tbqh.
  204. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho haha yw
  205. …in reply to @mipsytipsy
    mipsytipsy I am excited about your rant!!
  206. …in reply to @OrganizeFISH
  207. …in reply to @undefined
    MoisheL haha no you are not :) and yay! Thanks!
  208. …in reply to @undefined
    MoisheL month off was good me
  209. …in reply to @trodrigues
    trodrigues I just think they both miss a bu CH of points
  210. I learned a lot from this, by joulee - Unintuitive Things I’ve Learned about Management -buff.ly/1UNs9Jd
  211. People can change. zmagg/716724424301494272
  212. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit hahaha :)
  213. RT EmoPhilips: I like Twitter because it combines my two favorite forms of communication: texting, and throwing a note in a bottle out int…
  214. Getting rained on more in Medellin than I was in Seattle, luckily duolingo has me covered.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  215. My mom: "is it safe?" Me: "I'm sure it's fine" Her: "you always say that" Me: "and it's always fine"
  216. …in reply to @catehstn
    She asks my dad to weigh in. My dad: "it'll be fine" Her: "do you know anything about it?" Him: "no" Her: "you're as bad as each other"
  217. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor haha yea ;)
  218. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit lol so the more she worries the more at risk you are?
  219. …in reply to @catehstn
    But they only change so much.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  220. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit oh handy!
  221. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
  222. …in reply to @sundress
  223. I want to be the tiny otter SO MUCH gracespelman/716757263822749697
  224. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde Grover I was confused but yeah
  225. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar EXCITING I wrote 2 today :)
  226. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar haha idk one has a provocative title that may make people angry
  227. …in reply to @jewelia
    jewelia roidrage ooh thinking in systems is great!!!
  228. …in reply to @dianakimball
    dianakimball omg what an adorable idea
  229. …in reply to @Aleen
    Aleen 💜💜💜💜💜
  230. …in reply to @zara_p
    zara_p urgh
  231. RT RellyAB: A man is explaining at me. He's wrong. It must be a day of the week.
  232. RT ShowAndHide: 📷 Spring is here!  tmblr.co/ZUNk_l24Tz4D4
  233. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky IOSDEVUK exciting!!
  234. This is great, on the fabulous ashsmash - Designer/Writer Ash Huang on How She Bootstrapped her Novel to Reality - buff.ly/1Y8MpCx
  235. Uber driver ignores destination in app, goes to wrong place, criticises my directions, then gives me his card so... I can experience again?
  236. …in reply to @catehstn
    I work in tech. If I want to be patronized by random men I would submit a PR to an open source project.
  237. Wise skamille “Management is work, and it is important that you put your management priorities front and center.” buff.ly/1qigd5n
  238. TFW you try to integrate the API that came out of an absolute clusterfuck of a project you worked on... and it doesn't work.
  239. I love this - “Don’t Take It Personally” Is Terrible Work Advice - buff.ly/1RTwdDJ
  240. TFW you can't verify The Thing for inexplicable reasons, realize you need to restart your computer, and now Android Studio is upgrading.
  241. At Medellin ios meetup and the webpage on the screen is one of my adored NatashaTheRobot's blog posts!
  242. Funniest moment today: ecarrion89 thought I might own a fridge and a bed.
  243. …in reply to @catehstn
    I feel like that was today's Spanish lesson and I learned some new programming words.
  244. RT queersorceress: If you have enough developers to rewrite everything you use then you have too many developers.
  245. …in reply to @willmanduffy
  246. …in reply to @queersorceress
  247. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress dantoml asmallteapot Dan are you bragging about the weather that you have been complaining about constantly?!?
  248. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml queersorceress asmallteapot the only problem with today's weather is that because it's Monday the pool was shut.
  249. …in reply to @buritica
  250. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille buritica you are my a*** friend and inspiration 💜
  251. …in reply to @a2
    a2 I don't think he thought he had anything to apologize for, I think he thought in explaining how wrong I was he was being helpful.
  252. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica skamille I call you jeficito
  253. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli yay you!!!!
  254. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller osgOlivia JenDalitz yes please i have excellent koalafications!
  255. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli 💜 of course! 💜
  256. Super excited about this!! lara_hogan/717332860949147649
  257. Jane Austen Writes a Letter to Her Sister While Hung Over: “I Believe I Drank Too Much Wine Last Night” - buff.ly/1YzzNnt
  258. …in reply to @heycojovo
    c_johnston I believe in you!
  259. …in reply to @chiuki
    chiuki "dog"
  260. Thanks to this week's sponsor selfconference! I am so excited to be speaking there in May. techspeakdigest/717330450738462720
  261. …in reply to @undefined
  262. One the one hand I love the techies project and I'm excited to read it. On the other I am so alienated by the idea that only SV is "tech".
  263. …in reply to @catehstn
    There are people in there I am friends with, others that I just fangirl over! The stories I have read so far have been extraordinary.
  264. …in reply to @catehstn
    But if you are doing a project about "inclusivity in tech" and it's only in SV, maybe add the qualifier "in SV".
  265. …in reply to @catehstn
    I've worked "in tech" in 6 countries, 5 of them not the US, never in SV. There's a whole world out there, yo. And we're building stuff too.
  266. …in reply to @rossgrady
    rossgrady yeah I totally get that, and I think it's an amazing project - I just think the name should have a qualifier.
  267. RT janl: catehstn if a tech is made outisde of SV, does it make a sound?
  268. …in reply to @distant_highway
  269. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l I just think they should clarify the name.
  270. I love this post by brainwane, super helpful! Tips To Increase Your Conference Talk Acceptance Rate - buff.ly/25HO5sr
  271. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l honestly I don't agree. As it is, it's "Techies of SV". IDK what timeframe there could be for expansions, but it's unrealistic.
  272. Rendering myself undatable. One tweet at a time. In my defense, humans are very inefficient. dantoml/717422296386895874
  273. RT jaymisgoertz: catehstn undatable until robot lovers become sentient
  274. …in reply to @undefined
    msfionatay someone did and was distressed by how it was used.
  275. Love this on the why and the how of release notes SlackHQ - buff.ly/1TxYxOn /via EricaJoy
  276. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l I think that's totally understandable, but they should add that locale qualifier.
  277. …in reply to @pwnela
  278. …in reply to @shirlsgaw
    shirlsgaw yay!!
  279. …in reply to @osgOlivia
    osgOlivia PROTECTIONISM!
  280. RT ShowAndHide: Under the sunny grey skies , Cascais!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  281. I am very wise about Software. dantoml/717472493867556865
  282. All I can think about now is how I want to try cooking with a flamethrower. vinneycavallo/717466864079781889
  283. Literally all I suggested was that the name was misleading. But thanks for your manpinion, bro. kaibrach/717467715552681984
  284. …in reply to @catehstn
    I super enjoy it when men react to my moderate critique by telling me that I should do more unpaid work. Oh wait, no, the opposite of that.
  285. …in reply to @catehstn
    Of things that contribute to the lack of inclusivity in tech, I promise y'all that me & others like me NOT DOING ENOUGH does not rank high.
  286. Like a parking ticket, I need to be validated. r343l/717484942838489088
  287. …in reply to @quackingduck
    quackingduck yeah or they could just clarify the limitations of the project.
  288. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica dantoml nebiros ecarrion89 haha we went for lunch, ate steak, and stayed half the arvo cos the Internet is as good as the food.
  289. Accidentally went night swimming in the rain. At first I was so cold I thought I might die. But I made myself get in the pool.
  290. …in reply to @catehstn
    Pool is on the 24th floor. The sun set. Wow it was so beautiful! The sky turned orange and pink and purple and grey. I swam 60 lengths.
  291. …in reply to @catehstn
    I love the fiery mountain. Even when it's cold. 💜🏠🌄
  292. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros buritica dantoml ecarrion89 honey that was sushi. Or do you mean tabun?
  293. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros buritica dantoml ecarrion89 haha it's okay you never need to eat sushi again
  294. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros 🏊🏻
  295. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros buritica dantoml ecarrion89 not necessary but we appreciate it <3
  296. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille I want you to visit.
  297. Congratulations on completely missing my point. Again. kaibrach/717505401374134273
  298. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda vinneycavallo buritica I had no idea cooking could be so exciting.
  299. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli yep. Like if you are "serious" you move to that terrible place the valley.
  300. Urgh men on the Internet making me angry. But what they don't understand is I give no fucks anymore, and I'm all out of cookies.
  301. Hmm gonna take the comments from people I respect over the random mansplainer in my mentions. Don't call again. kaibrach/717514003837100032
  302. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli reading comprehension is not strong in that one.
  303. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli yeah I mean I figure it's just a naming issue and I call it out believing everyone involved can do better. Act of love.
  304. …in reply to @catehstn
    juliaferraioli both for the people involved and all the people outside SV doing tech.
  305. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille 💜💜💜
  306. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli yeah for sure I get that. I don't always have the energy for this stuff.
  307. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda yay pancakes can I use the flame thrower?
  308. …in reply to @DeirdreS
    DeirdreS able to come for shoot is a pretty high bar and I think my point stands.
  309. RT skamille: I love this project but yes, it is SO IRRITATING when "techies" means only SV. Give me a break. catehstn/717382750320386049
  310. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda I will do my best
  311. …in reply to @khepin
    khepin yeah I was at a meetup last night, only one other women was there. This morning I met a woman who runs a meetup for technical women.
  312. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica apparently you had to be willing to go to SF which is a high bar.
  313. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica wocintechchat I love those photos
  314. …in reply to @undefined
    @rjweeks70 probably badly lol
  315. …in reply to @shanecurcuru
  316. I am behind the times because I don't play call of duty. buritica/717524129021353985
  317. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica you should compare the reaction you got when you asked me if I would move to CO with people who have asked me to move to SF.
  318. …in reply to @jennschiffer
  319. …in reply to @eurasian
    eurasian skamille silly con valley
  320. I went to a store full of Domestic Objects, thought about buying a kettle, came out with toothpaste.
  321. …in reply to @catehstn
    All I want for my birthday next month is a kettle and a full sized Grover to stroke my hair and tell me everything will be okay.
  322. …in reply to @catehstn
    If you think a good boss rents his minion a Grover for her birthday, please let buritica know.
  323. …in reply to @catehstn
    If that fails I'm going to Times Square to cuddle a full sized Grover. Nothing will stop me.
  324. …in reply to @catehstn
    Probably a good thing if one of you comes with me. For photos. Or in case all the people who have told me this will end badly are right.
  325. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l I love it!!
  326. RT Eulerizeit: catehstn Not sure it will end badly, pretty positive it won't end well with you reassured about life.
  327. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit I must make my own mistakes, rob!
  328. Finally! Some encouragement!! dinalli/717537952679768064
  329. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit hahahaha it will be fine.
  330. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l they roam Times Square at night which is something I like to do also.
  331. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l no! always! and so many to choose from! I can find one I feel a real connection to.
  332. …in reply to @whatkevinmaysay
    whatkevinmaysay they also had wine but I already have a wine.
  333. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica haha ecarrion89 DM'd me :)
  334. …in reply to @DeirdreS
    DeirdreS that would be great, but until it does - they should rename it IMO.
  335. …in reply to @undefined
    @rjweeks70 yes :(
  336. …in reply to @khepin
    khepin my exp too but not clear there's data.
  337. …in reply to @rynchantress
  338. …in reply to @willmanduffy
  339. …in reply to @roseanna_g
  340. …in reply to @fet
    fet that is amazing
  341. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde ooh fire
  342. …in reply to @PanasaurusRex
  343. …in reply to @jeffwatkins
    jeffwatkins hahahaha :)
  344. We are currently booked up through April for techspeakdigest sponsorships, so if you want a slot in May now is the time to say! 💜🎙
  345. Achievement unlocked: I don't need to order breakfast here anymore, they just bring it to me. 🍳🍞🍊☕️
  346. …in reply to @undefined
    colinmarc yikes! Hope it's not too painful!
  347. Urgh this whole lambda conf situation makes me want to vomit, great quotes in here from the amazing EricaJoy - buff.ly/1qpVCMH
  348. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l me tooooo :)
  349. This interview with sailorhg is lovely - buff.ly/1owWLjI
  350. Tell me that I'm not the only person who stores witty remarks in my drafts for days when I feel dead inside but feel I should say something.
  351. RT ShowAndHide: “What you seek is seeking you.” Rumi
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  352. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho yeah there is no backing down now :/
  353. …in reply to @varjmes
  354. …in reply to @0x2ba22e11
    0x2ba22e11 now you have a new trick
  355. …in reply to @undefined
    colinmarc :( I'm sorry!! I hope it passes soon.
  356. RT polotek: Dudes keep wanting to believe that programming is immune to bad actors. Like it's not made up of the same flawed humans as eve…
  357. …in reply to @Pamela_Drouin
    Pamela_Drouin I have a blog post touching on that tomorrow!
  358. “These people work side-by-side with us... They’re not randos. They’re people who we come in contact with everyday.” buff.ly/1N5Ei3Z
  359. …in reply to @indec
    indec lol
  360. …in reply to @kronda
    kronda lessthanorequal _relayfm just finished listening to it. I learned things about gardening!!
  361. …in reply to @undefined
  362. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora omg a new hedgie to love from afar and she accessorizes!
  363. Argh domestic crisis. There are tiny pieces of glass everywhere and how am I going to make tea now. Or leave the apt tbqh it's in the way.
  364. …in reply to @catehstn
    And possibly in my shoes? Aiiiiii. Also the guy left a lot of food here and I don't know what to do about that either.
  365. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah I found and used such a thing in 2 sizes!
  366. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml I was getting the last of the tea out of the tea making receptacle and something terrible happened.
  367. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah eerrr I think so.
  368. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml the things he left are mostly brown and hard to recognize now
  369. …in reply to @catehstn
    Made some progress and thought it was resolved but then I found another small pile of glass and there's nothing for it I will have to move.
  370. …in reply to @deanputney
    deanputney they are like, anti-domestic-mini-objects. Possibly decorative. But I find the bottle of wine more aesthetically pleasing.
  371. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l I was cooking tea.
  372. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l no it was the tea making object
  373. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l deanputney it was a gift!
  374. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l I located a larger tea making Domestic Object.
  375. …in reply to @deanputney
    deanputney r343l I don't really drink alcohol but it is pretty.
  376. …in reply to @catehstn
    deanputney r343l here I took a picture of it with a Domestic Object and my passport. catehstn/716093165284024321
  377. …in reply to @deanputney
    deanputney r343l it came from Argentina.
  378. The couple enjoyed a romantic sunset whilst I inched into pool hyperventilating+swearing, with splashing and choking after I swam into wall.
  379. …in reply to @catehstn
    Night swimming on the roof is very beautiful but very cold and also the pool is tiny & if I don't pay attention I will concuss myself again.
  380. …in reply to @catehstn
    I haven't concussed myself in water before but I imagine that would turn out worse than it usually does.
  381. …in reply to @catehstn
    "How many concussions have you had cate?" well let me tell you some things about concussions.
  382. …in reply to @catehstn
    1) they are increasingly easy to get. 2) that makes it very hard to keep count.
  383. …in reply to @catehstn
    8 or so? A couple skiing, snowboarding, that time a tv fell on my head, when weighted ball landed on my head, when I fell down the stairs…
  384. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit I mean I do when I ski but if you ski hard enough these things happen.
  385. …in reply to @catehstn
    It's actually been quite a long time since I last concussed myself so am I really living my best and most exciting life?
  386. RT plragde: catehstn Considering you now can't walk in your apartment without shoes, perhaps you can think of it as branching out.
  387. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano I have no plans to die I am living a very boring life lately 💜
  388. That Remote Work Think Piece Has Some Glaring Omissions (A Rant) catehuston.com/blog/2016/04/07/that-remote-work-think-piece-has-some-glaring-omissions/
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  389. …in reply to @ckymnstr
    ckymnstr lol the post-institutionalization life.
  390. …in reply to @jeffwatkins
    jeffwatkins :( sounds about right.
  391. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano hahahaha idk dark joke about being appreciated post life.
  392. …in reply to @AndyDavies
    AndyDavies I went to this cafe!!!
  393. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy juliepagano 💜💜💜
  394. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho I tripped over a dresser, fell over, the dresser fell apart, tv hit me on head, then-boyfriend yelled at me for being upset.
  395. …in reply to @maplemuse
  396. …in reply to @catehstn
    maplemuse hard to forget being nauseous for 10 days
  397. …in reply to @maplemuse
    maplemuse oh yeah i remember!
  398. …in reply to @froots101
    froots101 thanks :)
  399. …in reply to @aimafidon
    aimafidon adorbz!!
  400. …in reply to @catehstn
    I am back to blogging with a Bang yo. Includes thought on convenient locations for crying at work, and communication.
  401. RT ShowAndHide: When sweet pink became adorable blue by Estoril !
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  402. …in reply to @froots101
    froots101 sunpig philip_roberts :) super happy to hear that!
  403. …in reply to @JasonPunyon
    JasonPunyon thanks!
  404. …in reply to @tabdulradi
    tabdulradi hahahaha yes I see it now
  405. …in reply to @catehstn
    I wrote it at the weekend but feels apt that it gets posted today, when brushing my hair and getting dressed are stretch goals.
  406. …in reply to @lrnrd
    lrnrd ❣️
  407. …in reply to @dch__
    dch__ thank you!
  408. …in reply to @torturecrush
    @hopefulcyborg thanks so much.
  409. This fills me with joy (and jealousy), thanks r343l - Have You Encountered Any Hedgehogs? buff.ly/1qtlrLs
  410. …in reply to @torturecrush
    @hopefulcyborg haha yeah I read two back to back the other day and got really annoyed - that post was the result :)
  411. …in reply to @tundal45
    tundal45 thank you! Super appreciate the kind comment!
  412. RT CoralineAda: Feministy catehstn Remote work is often more comfortable for transgender women as well, especially early in transition.
  413. …in reply to @marthakelly
    marthakelly skamille I understand & I think it's a GREAT project. I just think until meaningfully expanded SF focus should be clearer.
  414. Exciting cooking videos - buff.ly/1V8bDTx /via plragde and buff.ly/1V8bDTC /via fet
  415. …in reply to @ckymnstr
    ckymnstr what is a honey bear?
  416. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml it has captured your heart too, then!
  417. …in reply to @BriannaWu
    spacekatgal yes and it's not that bad.
  418. …in reply to @ckymnstr
    ckymnstr errr why did you cook it? what did it do to you?
  419. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
    LittleMxSurly poor little hedgie
  420. droidconde hey - are you doing scholarship tickets for people from underrep groups in tech at all?
  421. Oh hedgie. I feel you. buff.ly/1qsLnr1 /via Kusmeroglu
  422. …in reply to @lenazun
    lenazun kf much 💜 I am wf sofa today! No time to brush my hair or put on a bra. Drinking tea by the vat. Basically: winning at life.
  423. RT lrnrd: Read catehstn on what’s missing in many conversations abt remote work & its hidden costs: catehuston.com/blog/2016/04/07/that-remote-work-think-piece-has-some-glaring-omissions/ https://t.co/…
  424. …in reply to @ckymnstr
  425. …in reply to @wholemilk
    wholemilk rnelson0 thank you both! For sharing and for liking it :)
  426. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky we can't have an adventure this time :(
  427. …in reply to @pdrgabriel
    pdrgabriel so glad you liked it!
  428. …in reply to @dylanr
    dylanr thank you 👸🏻
  429. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar thanks ❣️
  430. …in reply to @undefined
    @rjweeks70 there must be a video of such a thing somewhere.
  431. …in reply to @cherimarie
    cherimarie I think I went there!!!
  432. …in reply to @AmyVernon
    AmyVernon thanks so much for sharing that
  433. …in reply to @homodachi
    homodachi thanks so much for sharing that
  434. …in reply to @biochembelle
    biochembelle Geeka ❣️ thanks
  435. …in reply to @nsauber
    nsauber thanks for sharing that
  436. …in reply to @viniciusc70
    viniciusc70 so appreciate you sharing it, thanks.
  437. …in reply to @aeleitch
    aeleitch thanks for sharing that
  438. …in reply to @darron
    darron thanks for sharing it!
  439. …in reply to @AmyVernon
    AmyVernon thank you ❣️ so appreciate you sharing it
  440. …in reply to @BaldMan
    BaldMan thank you so much! I super appreciate you sharing it, too.
  441. …in reply to @mylifeasalllly
    mylifeasalllly thanks for sharing it!
  442. …in reply to @skimbrel
    skimbrel thanks for sharing it!
  443. …in reply to @phirephoenix
    phirephoenix thanks for sharing it! Appreciate the kind comments.
  444. …in reply to @jamesreeve
    jamesreeve thanks for sharing that
  445. …in reply to @JenDalitz
  446. I don't like to brag but I'm pretty sure #cate-team is #best-team. 💜 my team so much, can't wait to show you what we've been building! ❣️
  447. …in reply to @catehstn
    Today's emoji tracking system for milestone: :owl: = complete, :hedgehog: = in process, :raccoon: = something has gone wrong.
  448. …in reply to @catehstn
    For once I am hoping not to see any raccoons.
  449. …in reply to @catehstn
    Current status: 5 :owl:, 1 :hedgehog:, 0 :raccoon:.
  450. …in reply to @pdrgabriel
    pdrgabriel I have 2 ex thoughtworkers on my team rn! They are both amazing :)
  451. …in reply to @homodachi
  452. …in reply to @undefined
    Feministy omg I love that you asked for their qualifications.
  453. Still true. Props to Feministy for doing that today ❣ catehstn/693134568988221440
  454. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
  455. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah 💜 I'm sorry babe 💜
  456. …in reply to @_mbdr_
    @maruthven I willllllll!!!
  457. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde missing comma!! Oops!
  458. …in reply to @undefined
    colinmarc so sorry 💜
  459. …in reply to @AmyVernon
  460. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli yay you!!
  461. Ah I love this bridge. dantoml/718259862103289857
  462. anildash thanks for the RTs :)
  463. …in reply to @roseanna_g
  464. …in reply to @aeleitch
    aeleitch I so appreciate the kind comments. Really.
  465. …in reply to @anildash
    anildash tears caused by macroaggressions? Macro / micro / dysfunctional environment. For nearly 4 years I just thought it was normal.
  466. …in reply to @catehstn
    anildash I think at that point you kinda lose sight of what and why. The going home in tears most days was largely a period where I just...
  467. …in reply to @catehstn
    anildash had the most appalling manager. Eg he thought by never giving positive feedback he was training me not to need it (he said this).
  468. "Do you track your period?" "I know what country I last had it in." "That's a 100% Cate way to track it." ~sundress
  469. RT ladycornfish: catehstn NatashaVianna Imma get you a mic, just so you can drop it
  470. …in reply to @estellevw
    estellevw sundress yay! I knew this was normal really.
  471. …in reply to @gembarrett
  472. RT perfumegenius: want to be one of these powerful cat sisters and have important snowmeetings where we decide who 2 stare at each day htt…
  473. …in reply to @bydefault_tv
    bydefault_tv kurko Alex! Come to NYC for my birthday party.
  474. RT ShowAndHide: I just saw this amazing @leilajeffreys at a friend's. Showing and not Hiding this one! https://t.co/VkDEcwoDmX
  475. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros dantoml a vicious animal tried to eat us but we made it okay.
  476. …in reply to @hypatiadotca
    hypatiadotca Feministy 💜💜💜
  477. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora hypatiadotca I really like having a job that doesn't make me cry. I super recommend it.
  478. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit yesssss I went it was max adorable
  479. …in reply to @mackesque
    mackesque thanks!!
  480. RT avdi: A nuanced piece about remote work. Worth reading. buff.ly/1q9auhK
  481. …in reply to @avdi
    avdi thanks so much for sharing it :)
  482. …in reply to @BR3NDA
    BR3NDA thanks for sharing it!
  483. …in reply to @englishm_
    englishm_ thanks for sharing that.
  484. …in reply to @palendae
    palendae super appreciate the kind comment and thanks so much for sharing it!
  485. …in reply to @anthonycgreen
    anthonycgreen thanks for sharing that
  486. …in reply to @mattcheale
    mattcheale thanks for sharing that
  487. …in reply to @stephensauceda
    stephensauceda thanks for sharing that!
  488. …in reply to @nickcharlton
    nickcharlton thanks for sharing it!
  489. …in reply to @englishm_
    englishm_ DevOpsWMI that's great! buritica is very wise about such matters :)
  490. …in reply to @antifuchs
  491. …in reply to @justkelly_ok
    justkelly_ok Colombia!!! Although not much veggie food and also I won't be here then. But Colombia!!!!
  492. RT ShowAndHide: Shooting with Vera under the sun!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  493. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy omg I remember that game!
  494. If a code of conduct seems to have some glaring omissions, ask which of their questionable friends they are protecting.
  495. …in reply to @catehstn
    Maybe don't ask it aloud. But know: that code of conduct is not there to include you. It's for plausible deniability whilst pandering.
  496. …in reply to @catehstn
    This is why I don't argue about codes of conduct anymore. If there's a bad one I want it left as a warning signal.
  497. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also I don't waste my time on people who don't want to listen.
  498. …in reply to @catehstn
    At this point if conf organizer doesn't know what a good CoC looks like and made sure theirs conforms, well they have chosen not to listen.
  499. I love owls buff.ly/1S4OuRC
  500. London friends I'm coming to see you very soon... if you are still in London / want to hang can you let me know? Gonna send an email.
  501. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett been and gone by then!
  502. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l scheduling ftw
  503. …in reply to @ecarrion89
    ecarrion89 hellfit
  504. RT juliaferraioli: Co-location *can* make people sloppy about the nuances of communication if you're not careful. Like anything it requi…
  505. RT juliaferraioli: Remote work (IMO) has an additional benefit of putting those subtleties front and center.
  506. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli 💜 thanks 💜
  507. …in reply to @jewelia
    jewelia IMO a lot of prep mainly helpful for controlling anxiety. I think interviewers can do better at being less anxiety-inducing though.
  508. …in reply to @krakendev
  509. I really like this explanation of the test pyramid, and the limits of UI tests by martinfowler buff.ly/1Sgys11 /via ezilocchi
  510. …in reply to @marthakelly
    marthakelly i think i went there!
  511. …in reply to @mel_reams
  512. …in reply to @sailorhg
  513. …in reply to @atomicbird
    atomicbird Grover!!!!! Please be my friend!!!!
  514. One of the reasons I love client dev work is because empathy is part of our job. Why wouldn't we extend that beyond the user, to each other?
  515. RT sailorhg: hey would it be helpful to ppl if i tweeted a short guide on how to write an email asking for mentorship?
  516. RT sailorhg: .juliaferraioli just shared w/ me catehstn's post about it which is spot on: juliaferraioli/718512260637831169
  517. RT sailorhg: the super short version: 1. provide context. talk about your background. mention how that person's work resonates with you.
  518. RT sailorhg: 2. show you've done some research. if you know they've done interviews or given talks, don't ask questions that you could rea…
  519. RT sailorhg: 3. be specific: if you have specific questions, you can ask them vs saying "wanna chat some time?"
  520. RT sailorhg: 4. be respectful of their time and not entitled. for example "would you have time to meet?" vs "let's meet!"
  521. RT sailorhg: 5. treat them like a person and not a resource.
  522. Sorry for the barrage of retweets but sailorhg summarized my blog post on mentoring beautifully.
  523. …in reply to @catehstn
    The kind of requests I get have improved a lot lately, and mainly I attribute to being less generally available but clear how to reach me.
  524. Love interview w/ marthakelly, on coming back after being told she'd never make it as an engineer (prove em wrong!) buff.ly/1VCF6nC
  525. …in reply to @catehstn
    If you want to talk to me you have to go via my admin and work with my schedule #sorrynotsorry. And you need to know what you want from me.
  526. …in reply to @catehstn
    The mobile mentoring in February worked like that and it was great! Also % of PoC who I help in some way is higher now. Which is good.
  527. …in reply to @sailorhg
    sailorhg juliaferraioli I caught up on your tweet storm and it came out of a similar frustration.
  528. …in reply to @InfoSecSherpa
    InfoSecSherpa sailorhg I have lately made mentoring manageable but getting here was a lot of work.
  529. …in reply to @kerrizor
    kerrizor #workworkbalance 💜
  530. …in reply to @Aleen
    Aleen 💜
  531. …in reply to @javebratt
    javebratt client as in client-side development.
  532. …in reply to @catehstn
    Even more radically, extend it to ourselves. E.g. no blame, address processes after failure. Because blame is the antithesis of empathy.
  533. …in reply to @catehstn
    It's a pyramid. Empathy for ourselves, prioritize self-care. Empathy for each other, a functional team. Empathy for users, a good product.
  534. …in reply to @catehstn
    Can you have the product without he other things? Idk, I have never seen it. Devs that treat each other badly tend to treat users badly too.
  535. …in reply to @InfoSecSherpa
    InfoSecSherpa 💜💜💜
  536. …in reply to @undefined
    @rjweeks70 I hope she knows that I will ALWAYS MAKE TIME for chicken and flame throwers.
  537. RT _loveallthis: I've raised the concept of empathy in at least 3 disparate work conversations this week. It's always appreciated. https:/…
  538. …in reply to @undefined
  539. …in reply to @duretti
    duretti 💜 thank you
  540. One casualty of homelessness is I no longer have vast selection of accessories. A dog living in this building accessorizes better than I do.
  541. …in reply to @catehstn
    I think the matching pink bows on both ears are a little gauche, I would go with just one for a jaunty look. But, I have no pink bows.
  542. …in reply to @philsturgeon
    philsturgeon hahaha I am coming to you from the uk and I should also be able to hook you up with anything you want from LHR.
  543. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller 💜💜💜
  544. …in reply to @buritica
  545. RT ShowAndHide: Come up! Come Up its Friday Night :)
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  546. …in reply to @mipsytipsy
    mipsytipsy omg I think I love you
  547. …in reply to @cherimarie
    cherimarie idk I think she might eat me
  548. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler awwwh that is so cute :)
  549. RT dantoml: “The sooner we replace all the humans with robots the better” — catehstn
  550. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress dantoml thanks for fighting the good fight.
  551. Peruvian food was everything ecarrion89 promised ❣👅🍽
  552. …in reply to @jesslynnrose
    jesslynnrose it would just say 0.
  553. …in reply to @micheletitolo
    micheletitolo your cate is ending
  554. …in reply to @catehstn
    micheletitolo all cate's must come to an end
  555. …in reply to @ecarrion89
    ecarrion89 LOVED IT :)
  556. …in reply to @catehstn
    ecarrion89 👅💣🔥
  557. …in reply to @queersorceress
  558. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora super pretty!
  559. …in reply to @fet
    fet aww new adventures tho ❣
  560. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora are you in that terrible place where you live?
  561. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
  562. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora I am so sorry. Also, I am sorry about the terrible political situation in your country.
  563. …in reply to @undefined
    SHaug juliaferraioli this is the one that doesn't like petunia I don't think their judgement can be relied on.
  564. …in reply to @catehstn
    SHaug juliaferraioli (yet, I believe in a growth mindset)
  565. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora if you need to escape you can be on my shortlist but I can only marry one of you. Although if the brexit happens 💔💔💔
  566. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l 💜💜💜
  567. …in reply to @dbsmasher
    dbsmasher thanks for sharing it 💜
  568. Es frió! Me gusta!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  569. …in reply to @PanasaurusRex
    PanasaurusRex if I wore my fluffiest hat here I would probably die of over heating!
  570. …in reply to @justkelly_ok
    justkelly_ok omg she's brexit too. Argh British people.
  571. This whole Brexit thing makes me even more ashamed of the U.K. than usual. It's all ignorance and nationalism.
  572. …in reply to @catehstn
    I'm actually very proud to be European and I don't know what I will do if my passport no longer says EU on it 💔🌎
  573. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho it's a powerful one.
  574. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros dantoml ecarrion89 we missed YOU!
  575. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille buritica I miss youuuu if I come to NYC will you come cuddle a Grover with me in times square??
  576. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille buritica it might actually be a cookie monster. Does that change anything?
  577. RT skamille: catehstn buritica I would do anything for Cate but I won't do that
  578. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica skamille it's my birthday and I want a Grover to stroke my hair and tell me everything will be ok. And also a kettle.
  579. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros diversity!
  580. Life is a metaphor for software development. dantoml/718851804243607556
  581. …in reply to @catehstn
    We made it!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  582. Achievement unlocked: someone who isn't nebiros complemented me on my Spanish, without me apologizing for it first.
  583. …in reply to @catehstn
    (I was ordering food which ecarrion89 tells me is all the Spanish I need to know, anyway.)
  584. …in reply to @polotek
    polotek I am super glad you are talking about this. One thing I'm finding living in LATAM is what I used to think of as toxic masculinity…
  585. …in reply to @catehstn
    polotek was actually western masculinity. It's very different here.
  586. …in reply to @ecarrion89
    ecarrion89 I had a lengthy back and forth about rice. I think it would have pleased you.
  587. Feeling all sad about leaving again in less than a week, I bought something to remind me of home 🇨🇴🏠❣
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  588. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml jesslynnrose and you got to spend 2 weeks in 🇨🇴 life is hard!!
  589. r343l I bought you a 🇨🇴 owl 💜
  590. …in reply to @polotek
    polotek different problems! But men hug, express emotion, use emoji. I love it.
  591. Kind. Empathetic. Focused on real problems not invented ones. Values communication and non-tech skills. Not-elitist. ericajoy/718936733669150720
  592. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros you are hilarious
  593. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde dantoml 💔 isn't the metal water container and fire situation more dangerous?
  594. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l will mail from another city in your country 💜
  595. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille start a podcast
  596. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde dantoml maybe someone will buy me one.
  597. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy skamille of course!!!
  598. …in reply to @ashleynh
    ashleynh EricaJoy skamille yeah I miss kalinda :(
  599. …in reply to @kronda
    kronda ashleynh EricaJoy skamille yeah I read something where they didn't even record the last scene together :(
  600. …in reply to @marcprecipice
    marcprecipice ashleynh skamille kronda EricaJoy omg and I loved that movie!!
  601. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml you need to put in your 10K hours
  602. …in reply to @RemoteOK
    remote_ok thanks for sharing that
  603. …in reply to @LukasRosenstock
    LukasRosenstock thanks for sharing that
  604. …in reply to @Carols10cents
    Carols10cents so glad you liked it :)
  605. …in reply to @kejadlen
    kejadlen thanks for sharing that
  606. …in reply to @louielouie
    louielouie I love that post by brainwane 💜
  607. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson good friend 💜💜💜
  608. …in reply to @IamStan
    IamStan justkelly_ok haha Bali is great! are you going to ubud?
  609. …in reply to @dbsmasher
    dbsmasher mipsytipsy skamille I made a Terrible Mistake last year and gave 6 talks in one month, 2 new. Never, NEVER AGAIN.
  610. …in reply to @catehstn
    dbsmasher mipsytipsy skamille but also catching up on that thread - I allocate every Sunday for non-work work, unless I'm on a plane.
  611. …in reply to @justkelly_ok
    justkelly_ok IamStan I loved ubud you will have an awesome time :)
  612. RT sailorhg: THIS. kthomas901 speaks the truth here about achievement & self care, read the whole thread: kthomas901/718880707930664960
  613. Miss having a live-tweeter but as dantoml has left 🇨🇴 less of "you look dead" / "how do you feel about your job being emotional labour?"
  614. …in reply to @catehstn
    And one we disagree on but I remember "how do you feel like you achieve anything when you don't write code." (did write code this week tho!)
  615. …in reply to @jtahoyle
    mightyshakerjnr dantoml hahaha I think I need a break from the pressure to be hilarious.
  616. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml hasta pronto!
  617. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml perigamo is a chain and you can buy the coffee. There is some in my apartment.
  618. …in reply to @verpixelt
    verpixelt thanks for sharing that
  619. …in reply to @justkelly_ok
    justkelly_ok what are your favourite things to do? What kind of trip do you want? Also (feel free to DM this) but when are you going?
  620. …in reply to @catehstn
    justkelly_ok also if flights are the thing then you could look at hitlist_app to narrow down your possible set of destinations.
  621. …in reply to @amye
    amye dbsmasher mipsytipsy skamille emmajanehw would love to read that blog post!
  622. ICYMI I wrote about some things that often get left out of pieces on remote work and talked about my own experience… buff.ly/1VelKXz
  623. …in reply to @mipsytipsy
    mipsytipsy dbsmasher skamille oh yeah I am just so used up by Friday night I can't do anything Saturday. So Saturday's I have adventures.
  624. …in reply to @mipsytipsy
    mipsytipsy dbsmasher skamille yup. Also 3 new in a month - i am going to have nightmares.
  625. This week's blog post (poll):
  626. …in reply to @catehstn
    And it's really jarring to me how in certain places this makes it "niche", is left out, when they regularly share Advice for White Men.
  627. …in reply to @catehstn
    1) women half the population, so not niche. We can learn so much from other perspectives, been a bit benefit to me of international career.
  628. …in reply to @catehstn
    2) if you want more women in leadership positions then those of us who have leadership positions sharing what that's like is helpful.
  629. …in reply to @catehstn
    Anyway there are a few things I watch where I notice they make an effort to include content by women AS LONG AS IT'S NOT ABOUT BEING WOMEN.
  630. …in reply to @catehstn
    My point: I think that content is relevant more broadly than to women. And also: how are they doing on other metrics of including diversity?
  631. "I think I have led an interesting life for the last few years. It has been very stressful." I 💜 dianakimball
  632. …in reply to @undefined
  633. …in reply to @JasonPunyon
    JasonPunyon Awwh thanks!! I will!
  634. …in reply to @catehstn
    Argh a tie Internet please help me in decision making. catehstn/719190902720360448
  635. RT polotek: This is scary. Like really scary. sjwlist.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
  636. RT natashathenomad: The nice thing about being a #digitalnomad is that when you don’t like a place, you can leave and reset in a new place.
  637. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller yeah only when men are "left out"
  638. …in reply to @catehstn
    Long phone call with dianakimball is food for the soul 💜💜💜
  639. …in reply to @endocrimes
  640. …in reply to @catehstn
    dantoml oxygen is so good
  641. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml stop before your nose starts to bleed
  642. …in reply to @mrtazz
    mrtazz 💜
  643. RT dearsarah: I see disagreement as a sign of respect; kinda like the Serenity Prayer...why bother disagreeing with those whose minds yo…
  644. On the phone with my mom and my dad finally remembers to give her the gift I got her in Japan and gave to him to deliver. Over a month ago.
  645. …in reply to @lindseybieda
    lindseybieda you are winning at life 💜
  646. Get impression lambda conf is playing "not my circus not my monkeys" on the shitshow but hello this is your circus you welcomed the monkeys.
  647. …in reply to @catehstn
    The "we were unfairly wronged by the SJW" bat-signal is a strategy of the "nice guy" who wants his enemies hurt, with plausible deniability.
  648. …in reply to @catehstn
    "We care about free speech" & "we are trying to include everyone" appeals to groups of hateful dudes with nothing better to do than attack.
  649. …in reply to @catehstn
    Every day that they don't take steps to end this, they allow it to happen. Now there's a list of targets.
  650. …in reply to @catehstn
    Lambda conf and organizers are IMO culpable for retribution towards these targets. They have created this situation, done nothing to end it.
  651. …in reply to @catehstn
    In fact have done things to exacerbate it - doubled down on the pseudo-intellectual gymnastics, expressed gratitude for the hate fundraiser.
  652. …in reply to @catehstn
    Anyway, if you are on the target list and there is anything I can do for you, my DMs are open. Even if you just want to talk.
  653. RT hythloday: catehstn be fair, no-one could have predicted that aligning yourself with literal Nazis could have any consequences for the…
  654. RT pilky: I often look at the world and despair, but then I comfort myself knowing it will eventually be swallowed by the sun
  655. I tried to go swimming but the pool was full of people now what do I do.
  656. RT polotek: When you support terrible people out of some sense of "fairness", try not to be surprised when they do terrible things in your…
  657. …in reply to @ihavenotea
    ihavenotea it's night time now 💔
  658. …in reply to @catehstn
    Food and night time roaming or tea and work and sleeping?
  659. …in reply to @ihavenotea
  660. …in reply to @keavy
    keavy lol I can normally clear a swimming pool with enough laps of butterfly but I think some people were having a pool party.
  661. Having such a shine theory day speaking to so many of my favorite girlfriends & people 💜💜💜💜💜 dianakimball lara_hogan skamille triketora
  662. …in reply to @aiboyles
    aiboyles yessssss me too.
  663. …in reply to @keavy
    keavy I hate it when people ruin my night swimming by having fun
  664. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora 🇨🇴🌄😍
  665. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora 😇🍣🍍🍋
  666. …in reply to @rob_rix
    rob_rix 💜
  667. Buenos noches
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  668. …in reply to @bugKrusha
    bugKrusha gone night time roaming!!!
  669. …in reply to @catehstn
    How are you supposed to sing and dance down the side of the mountain in the rain if it keeps triggering "stop" on your Bluetooth headphones?
  670. …in reply to @catehstn
    I am extremely wet and have no music.
  671. …in reply to @catehstn
    I call this look "the drowned rat".
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  672. …in reply to @designatednerd
    designatednerd pilky that is not the British way
  673. …in reply to @bugKrusha
    bugKrusha yes!!!
  674. …in reply to @catehstn
    Some pictures I took before it started raining.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  675. New Relic are so lucky to work with my amazing friend juliepagano 💜 juliepagano/719348629505355776
  676. …in reply to @designatednerd
    designatednerd pilky it showed you a stylized, cinematic, version of reality.
  677. …in reply to @designatednerd
    designatednerd pilky not heard of such a thing but y'know, I'm barely british. Except for tea drinking and propensity to walk in the rain.
  678. …in reply to @undefined
    @rjweeks70 hours in the day </3
  679. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler you wouldn't have these problems with a hedgehog
  680. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett oh fuck which event is this?
  681. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett Wales?
  682. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett fuck. Indeed. Well I def won't be there then.
  683. You know, in 2014 I believed the iOS community was a good and welcoming place.
  684. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah gembarrett 💜 thanks. Hazard of being a woman with an opinion on the Internet.
  685. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah gembarrett ha I was just going to post that I don't believe it for a moment!!
  686. …in reply to @catehstn
    geekygirlsarah gembarrett idk what to say. I support you having opinions 💜💜💜
  687. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah gembarrett I don't think the bad news is based on the opinions and more someone wanting to tear you down.
  688. …in reply to @catehstn
    geekygirlsarah gembarrett or at least that has been my experience.
  689. RT danshapiro: Hey, internet friends: are there policies that make a company more or less welcoming to people of color? Informative links…
  690. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
  691. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
  692. …in reply to @mipsytipsy
    mipsytipsy amye dbsmasher skamille emmajanehw I would love to read your version :)
  693. …in reply to @asmallteapot
  694. …in reply to @plragde
  695. …in reply to @catehstn
    I feel like I have used a lot of emotional energy taking the high road with people who don't deserve it.
  696. …in reply to @catehstn
    But the alternative is getting shit for "naming and shaming" which I did anyway because EVERYBODY KNOWS—because they were happy to name me.
  697. …in reply to @catehstn
    Anyway nearly a year ago now I decided not to speak at a conf without a proper code of conduct. Somehow I am still dealing with fallout.
  698. …in reply to @catehstn
    And let's be clear: I will not attend, speak at, or promote events the people involved are associated with.
  699. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho I need this raccoon.
  700. …in reply to @catehstn
    Standing up for yourself on these things is a fun choice between public ostracism or private isolation.
  701. …in reply to @jesslynnrose
  702. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad omg go to hate b23 and get my favorite sandwich!! Roast beef.
  703. RT garannm: Just sent this to a conf organizer, and I think it's going to be my new default response to all conf invitations. https://t.co…
  704. …in reply to @garannm
    garannm 💜💜💜
  705. …in reply to @pourbrew
    pourbrew thanks
  706. …in reply to @catehstn
    (Unsurprisingly, I am not doing that great today. Please send emotional support.)
  707. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress thanks hon
  708. …in reply to @rob_rix
    rob_rix that means a lot, thank you.
  709. …in reply to @deworde
    deworde thanks
  710. …in reply to @Pamela_Drouin
  711. …in reply to @catehstn
    Anyway this BS is just one of my hobbies that I look forward to replacing as the world improves. Back to my actual job running an eng team.
  712. Ooh finally an article about ambiverts, although it calls them "outgoing introverts". (I'm an ambivert). buff.ly/1RNblPN
  713. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml haha thanks
  714. …in reply to @danielpunkass
    danielpunkass thanks <3
  715. …in reply to @natashathenomad
  716. …in reply to @micheletitolo
    micheletitolo awwwwwwh
  717. …in reply to @mackenzian
    mackenzian thanks <3
  718. …in reply to @MotherOFirebees
    MotherOFirebees thanks babe, GL today - thinking of you.
  719. …in reply to @bubbva
    bubbva thanks <3
  720. …in reply to @benclarkwood
    benclarkwood thanks <3
  721. …in reply to @randommood
    randommood thanks hon! <3
  722. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad there's another one somewhere but idk exactly where
  723. …in reply to @mnowster
    mnowster thanks babe <3
  724. …in reply to @ckymnstr
    ckymnstr thanks hon
  725. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit ooh hedgies
  726. …in reply to @antislice
  727. …in reply to @dbsmasher
    dbsmasher awwh hedgie
  728. …in reply to @undefined
    @rjweeks70 thanks
  729. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho i love that raccoon
  730. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy hedgieeeeeees
  731. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli thanks hon <3
  732. …in reply to @dbsmasher
  733. …in reply to @Dinalli
    Dinalli 🍕
  734. …in reply to @benclarkwood
  735. "You should start making reservations." "I never make reservations." "That's why I'm telling you. You should start."
  736. …in reply to @ArlanWasHere
    ArlanWasHere kronda taken so many cabs, all over world, been asked this maybe a couple of times? Less questions more of a comments iirc.
  737. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml you are a danger to yourself and others
  738. Super interesting, on distraction making unpleasant things more unpleasant - How to love your daily commute - buff.ly/1MokUnX
  739. …in reply to @stateofthecat
    stateofthecat awwwh thank you <3
  740. …in reply to @zenigel
    zenigel haha :) yes. thanks.
  741. Great Famous Speech Friday from dontgetcaught - Emma Watson's United Nations 'feminist' speech - buff.ly/1SaE8zH
  742. …in reply to @queersorceress
  743. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress dantoml oops not everyone experienced our conversation Saturday about risk and safety lol
  744. …in reply to @krstnfx
    kristinathai natashathenomad I think it's being accustomed to smaller spaces, huge apartments stress me out too but getting used to it :/
  745. RT hmason: I'm thrilled by our FastForwardLabs report and prototype release today on Text Summarization Algorithms: https://t.co/Gkc1WrRT…
  746. …in reply to @jesslynnrose
    jesslynnrose you need to go to bills. But breakfast in oz is amazing.
  747. …in reply to @gln
    gln yikes I hope you are doing better soon!!
  748. Predictably, the latest form lambda conf is intellectually bankrupt drivel. I found it nauseating. ericajoy/719668774337531905
  749. …in reply to @catehstn
    It equates people being unwilling to fly from Japan to Colorado with people being unwilling to be at the same event as a racist.
  750. …in reply to @catehstn
    One thing that I worry about a lot as someone with some amount of visibility is "do I give someone credibility by being present?"
  751. …in reply to @catehstn
    It's why I am so uptight about codes of conduct etc. Anyway here, once again, women and PoC being okay with the racist troll means it is ok.
  752. …in reply to @catehstn
    Fuck. That. It's not okay. Also "inclusivity" is a show-don't-tell thing. Who are they "inclusive" of? I think we know.
  753. …in reply to @catehstn
    Likewise you can't claim that a space is "not political" because there are people for whom showing up is a political act.
  754. …in reply to @catehstn
    Interestingly, this applies to underrepresented people in tech and also white supremacists.
  755. …in reply to @catehstn
    It's why in these situations, you have to pick a side. By being "neutral" they picked the white supremacist side.
  756. I stopped reading before I vomited. reinh/719690709121368065
  757. …in reply to @catehstn
    But I read that, think they still want to say they "neutral" because they can't choose between the identity of "good guy" and "science guy".
  758. …in reply to @catehstn
    Bro - you are neither. Read a fucking book and get a fucking clue.
  759. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l I think his grip on reality is not strong.
  760. …in reply to @aliciatweet
  761. …in reply to @catehstn
    White man succeeds - "I am brilliant and hard working." White man fucks up horribly, Internet shitshow - "Not my fault. And also science."
  762. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
  763. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille I believe on basis of no evidence buritica is going to arrange one for a birthday party. Also that there is going to be a party.
  764. My friends are normally so supportive. Except on this one issue of the Grover in Times Square. skamille/719699902717104128
  765. RT kevinmarks: did jdegoes spend so much time thinking about functional programming that he assumes his actions can't have side effects?
  766. …in reply to @kevinmarks
    kevinmarks actually lolling in a public place
  767. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano skamille I JUST WANT A LARGE FUZZY THING TO STROKE MY HAIR AND TELL ME EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY!
  768. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano skamille no one will come with me 💔
  769. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica I am going to go and find a Grover and beg him to pet me.
  770. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
  771. …in reply to @ezilocchi
    ezilocchi haha you tweeted! One of those books is for you. It will be very well travelled by the time you have it.
  772. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller I want a Groverrrrrrrr
  773. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller probably wise
  774. …in reply to @cmwalla
    cmwalla that's great! Go you!
  775. …in reply to @catehstn
    The pseudo intellectual gymnastics have been forcibly reminding me of the time I dreamt I was a recursive function, woke up and vomited.
  776. …in reply to @catehstn
    I used to do functional programming but then that happened and also the community is a trash fire so you know. Glad I got out of that one.
  777. …in reply to @indec
    indec :/ not feeling optimistic today
  778. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller I would also like to hug a wombat but afaik there are none in Times Square.
  779. RT rmillerwebster: Oh the crying at work dilemma ... catehstn being brilliant as always feministy/718097427928977410
  780. …in reply to @rmillerwebster
    rmillerwebster thanks <3
  781. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor so far no volunteers :(
  782. …in reply to @adrienneleigh
    adrienneleigh thanks :)
  783. …in reply to @ReinH
    ReinH thanks 💜
  784. …in reply to @varjmes
    CharlotteIs hahaha I am a hedgie hipster - I already went to the cafe! But I appreciate the thought 💜
  785. …in reply to @stillinbeta
    stillinbeta hedgie so speedy 💜
  786. …in reply to @trodrigues
    trodrigues sparrowpost LewisCowper HEDGEHOGS I LOVE YOU
  787. RT bos31337: This LambdaConf statement is a new kind of ethics, produced by hurling Hacker News and lesswrong readers together in a partic…
  788. …in reply to @ReinH
    ReinH your tweets were funnier and lacked the nauseating properties of the blogpost.
  789. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy you need to eat steak in Colombia. Preferably w/me. I know all the places now that I've accepted a life of steak and hillwalking.
  790. Ouch. “A double bind means you must obey two commands, but anything you do to fulfill one violates the other.” buff.ly/1SaGizB
  791. …in reply to @SnugglePolish
    SnugglePolish thanks! Today is better already :)
  792. RT snaxolotl: An app called Tender to meet people who'll stroke your hair, kiss you on the nose, and tell you that you're warm, brave, sma…
  793. I bought a new hairband. It's pretty!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  794. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml henriwatson oh this is useful.
  795. …in reply to @undefined
    MoisheL this was beautiful thanks for sharing that story 💜
  796. Thanks to this week's sponsor testdouble !! techspeakdigest/719870942856540160
  797. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor ooh I will look into it
  798. If it's your job to tell people what they can do better it's also your job to be the first person to tell them when they do awesome.
  799. RT monacate: catehstn silence is violence!
  800. It's raining again. There's nothing for it. I will have to leave the country.
  801. …in reply to @jewelia
    jewelia hahaha I'm glad it's not just me what I have done so far today feels bizarre.
  802. …in reply to @benclarkwood
    benclarkwood ooh that is a good one.
  803. RT benclarkwood: catehstn so true! And especially to be at times as detailed in your accolades as your criticism.
  804. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille I am euro.
  805. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor I don't think any that I can ask to dress up as a Grover tho.
  806. I wrote about being on lessthanorequal, and how I prepare for a podcast in general - catehuston.com/blog/2016/04/12/talking-shine-theory-and-other-things-on-ltoe/
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  807. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz skamille lol I am going to start signing emails €
  808. …in reply to @seb_ly
    seb_ly thank you <3
  809. …in reply to @seb_ly
    seb_ly lessthanorequal hahaha I believe in the thoughtful application of process.
  810. …in reply to @benclarkwood
    benclarkwood oh yeah I think I can be more specific. Will try it out today!
  811. I loved Croatia, can't wait to go back! buff.ly/1RNgQhj
  812. Super helpful, on the android methods limit - To ∞ (~65K) and beyond! buff.ly/1YomqHx
  813. Today was a Good Day.
  814. RT whatkevinmaysay: SVG represents transparent images with "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" which I think proves that machines *do* feel pain... o…
  815. …in reply to @catehstn
    Tell me about your day, y'all?
  816. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller ooh wombats
  817. …in reply to @dbentley
    dbentley caitie lol :) glad you two are hanging out tho!
  818. …in reply to @Hagit
    Hagit aww I hope tomorrow is better 💜
  819. …in reply to @mxriverlynn
  820. …in reply to @micheletitolo
    micheletitolo you will defeat Xcode tomorrow. I believe in you.
  821. …in reply to @undefined
    @rjweeks70 yay!
  822. …in reply to @asmallteapot
    asmallteapot that is a low bar but I am glad you are coming in over it 💜
  823. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords :( well it's 9pm now right? You can go to sleep!!!
  824. …in reply to @becomingwisest
  825. …in reply to @indec
    indec Awwh well at least you achieved things and did some good peopleing?
  826. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l awwwwh :(
  827. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l that's awesome! And if it helps it rained all day here too.
  828. …in reply to @Hagit
    Hagit tomorrow tomorrow I love you tomorrow!
  829. …in reply to @Hagit
    Hagit I hope so!
  830. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l it motivated me to stay inside and work until 7pm
  831. Night time roaming around el poblado. I 💜 MDE 🇨🇴❣
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  832. …in reply to @catehstn
    I'm in a park.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  833. …in reply to @indec
  834. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde I think it's just a bar?
  835. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli you'll be great!
  836. Being human is so distracting and inefficient. I would like to be a robot, please.
  837. …in reply to @lindseybieda
    lindseybieda we would be good robots.
  838. …in reply to @dbsmasher
  839. I should be sleeping but I've been writing the next where the hell is cate… this one is something of a love letter to the idea of a home 🇨🇴
  840. …in reply to @catehstn
    Perhaps every WTHIC is a love letter to the idea of a home.
  841. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller i only seem to meet software engineers.
  842. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde no :) just the square in el poblado.
  843. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit OMG I NEED IT
  844. …in reply to @zara_p
    zara_p at least you made the meeting!
  845. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords Awwh :(
  846. …in reply to @seb_ly
    seb_ly no? Will it help me become a robot?
  847. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit ooooohhhh
  848. …in reply to @DeirdreS
  849. …in reply to @krakendev
  850. …in reply to @krakendev
    allonsykraken don't underestimate micheletitolo 💜
  851. …in reply to @undefined
    @rjweeks70 :) it's my fave thing I do
  852. My apartment appears to be without water. Do I tell someone? Or go out for the day and hope for the best?
  853. …in reply to @catehstn
    If you like adventures and travel and homelessness or me, you'd probably like WTHIC and you can subscribe at wherethehelliscate.com 💌📮
  854. …in reply to @jl_hfl
    jl_hfl that would require speaking to a stranger in Spanish before I've had tea.
  855. …in reply to @NatDudley
    NatDudley Wilcoisacat I'm sorry babe 💜
  856. …in reply to @pdrgabriel
    pdrgabriel haha I will tell building security on my way out then :)
  857. …in reply to @jl_hfl
    jl_hfl lol :)
  858. …in reply to @seb_ly
    seb_ly ooooh
  859. …in reply to @Aleen
    Aleen I love that movie so much
  860. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho you beat me to my joke
  861. …in reply to @Aleen
    Aleen orly? What did she do?
  862. …in reply to @Aleen
    Aleen oh no :(
  863. RT dantoml: 💖✨🎉🎈 Super excited to be speaking tryswiftnyc in September 💜💜💜 See you there? NatashaTheRobot/720234080860815360
  864. lol - Moving on: announcing the sunset date for All Men - buff.ly/1SrtGhi
  865. …in reply to @kecatlin
  866. Great interview with kecatlin - Tech Advocate Karen Catlin On How She Became A Mom And Leader On Her Own Terms - buff.ly/1VVcdDj
  867. Doing my first iOS code review in a while. Poor dantoml ❣️
  868. .nebiros "you know we have like three words for that" Me: "but Duolingo only taught me one"
  869. Yay!! I am so happy this is finally up!! aosabook/720321792934486016
  870. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml segiddins are you saying work isn't fun 💔
  871. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml segiddins you would have a funtime when I code reviewed that haha ;)
  872. My sister changed her name because The Patriarchy and as a result I ignored the FB notification for her birthday thinking was just a rando.
  873. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress how am I supposed to keep up with these changes. I went to her second wedding and that should be enough.
  874. …in reply to @catehstn
    queersorceress i should clarify because no doubt my mother will read this she married the same dude twice in a week or something.
  875. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress i think second wedding wasn't legal some white dude dispensed unsolicited advice about love and there was 2 kinds of cake.
  876. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress everyone thought i was a lesbian and i wore my jimmy choos
  877. …in reply to @queersorceress
  878. RT dantoml: Honestly, one advantage of tweeting things catehstn says is that I lose a sexist follower or two pretty much every time.
  879. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml you're welcome.
  880. RT erniemiller: I appreciate that people want their git commit histories to tell a story. I just personally prefer that the story told is…
  881. …in reply to @catehstn
    Message from sister saying thought I'd forgotten her birthday when actually I forgot her birthday AND that she succumbed to the Patriarchy.
  882. …in reply to @catehstn
    Is it really forgetting if you just generally don't know what day it is?
  883. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg hello Maggie ilu
  884. …in reply to @justshiv_
  885. Trying to buy a Domestic Object in a Domestic Object store. Omg so stressful.
  886. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg skamille hahaha sometimes its acknowledged. For me ~weekly.
  887. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress yay! I just bought a Domestic Object.
  888. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress I will post a picture shortly.
  889. Pictures from my morning commute because I live in a TROPICAL PARADISE 🇨🇴🌄❣
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  890. I think they are plotting world domination. I support the bunny cause. cuteemergency/720422612090884096
  891. …in reply to @sundress
  892. …in reply to @coda
    coda hahaha they have a style guide. I guess one must have some standards.
  893. …in reply to @Aleen
    Aleen awesome!
  894. …in reply to @aryareaisparsi
  895. …in reply to @justshiv_
    justshiv_ haha awesome! GL making the decision :)
  896. RT anarcharaccoon: They say I gotta respect the system, but there ain't no respect in that system for me.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  897. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett congrats!
  898. …in reply to @undefined
    @cattsmall ooh can't wait to read it and also there's this newsletter...
  899. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress anyone who has ever lived there
  900. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg skamille I can believe that but you know where I worked as an ic.
  901. …in reply to @catehstn
    Here is the Domestic Object.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  902. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l skamille no it's a saucepan what would i do with a fondue pot?
  903. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille r343l it's a replacement for the one that came to an Unfortunate End.
  904. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille r343l i was making tea. turns out, that's a two handed activity.
  905. …in reply to @undefined
    @cattsmall have you seen techspeakdigest ? :)
  906. …in reply to @undefined
    @cattsmall techspeakdigest :)
  907. …in reply to @undefined
    @cattsmall I have a lot of Feelings about Thankless Emotional Labour.
  908. …in reply to @undefined
    @cattsmall Yessss I'm coming back to your city soon. Let's do lunch!
  909. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora oh poor hedgie 💔💔💔
  910. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora one of my areas of expertise is recognizing pictures of Internet hedgehogs and telling you if they are dead.
  911. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros lol I hope you two have stopped working by now!
  912. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg skamille r343l yes please
  913. …in reply to @shellycoen
    shellycoen lhawthorn omg that is so adorable 💜😍💜
  914. Argh was sick last night and altitude making this mornings dehydration hit doubly hard. In heap on sofa with tea, feeling sorry for myself.
  915. …in reply to @shawnacscott
    shawnacscott I did (not in the us) (sexual assault) police did nothing but I was glad I stood up for myself.
  916. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml I have died and I didn't even warn anyone
  917. …in reply to @catehstn
    This is me this morning. hukuloucoffee/720540906957312000
  918. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  919. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml Awwh 💜💜💜
  920. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli I want to read it 💜
  921. This is important and you should read it. queersorceress/720596208851554304
  922. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords me toooooo
  923. This is great, from hypatiadotca - #EqualPayDay, “impostor syndrome”, and flipping tables - buff.ly/1TTtYD7
  924. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli yesss :) please do
  925. …in reply to @breakthesystem
    breakthesystem dantoml I think caring about your team as human beings is a minimum bar, but the standard of management in tech is low.
  926. …in reply to @mellowbeing
  927. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml 💜
  928. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah 💜💜💜
  929. …in reply to @catehstn
    🤒☕️☠
  930. …in reply to @kurko
    kurko ⚰⚱
  931. RT buritica: There is no stack overflow for people, great management comes from experience and mistakes while pretending to know what to…
  932. RT ShowAndHide: "If dreams are like movies, then memories are films about ghosts." Adam Duritz. Back! Back in Cascais... yay! https://t.co…
  933. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde lccarson no no she's not leaving the country
  934. RT ShowAndHide: 📷 “Sweet April showers do spring May flowers” Thomas Tusser tmblr.co/ZUNk_l24-iONm
  935. If you were to see me talk about technical interviews, what topics would you most want to hear me cover?
  936. …in reply to @catehstn
    I've written a bunch about this and I would also value hearing what you have found most helpful.
  937. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho I will give you an irl performance next time I am in 🐻
  938. …in reply to @catehstn
    NeoNacho you have to live tweet it tho dantoml has spoiled me.
  939. …in reply to @undefined
    @rjweeks70 death
  940. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho dantoml #NotAllMen: The Musical.
  941. …in reply to @a2
    a2 NeoNacho dantoml we are approaching cateception
  942. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit you are like 3 weeks early! but thanks :)
  943. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml queersorceress micheletitolo I neeeeeeeed to see this panda
  944. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress dantoml micheletitolo omg I want to do forward rolls with that panda!
  945. …in reply to @philsturgeon
    philsturgeon Awwh 💜
  946. dantoml omg Dan go to sleep
  947. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml put your phone away and count some sheep or something
  948. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress dantoml jetlag as a way of life means you can sleep at any time. Not that you stay awake all night. You are doing it wrong.
  949. RT ShowAndHide: Night Falls under Lisbon, Showing Lights, Hiding Colours
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  950. …in reply to @betsythemuffin
  951. RT skamille: I did a podcast today where we mostly talked about eng management but I would really rather talk about bots. Note: I know not…
  952. …in reply to @SonjaChevre
  953. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille my understanding is that is all men talk about.
  954. …in reply to @catehstn
    skamille but women get better outfits, so there is that.
  955. …in reply to @catehstn
    I need to pack & food didn't work out so well so I guess I will try food again on Saturday? Also I didn't go outside today. Or get dressed.
  956. …in reply to @ReinH
    ReinH skamille's outfits prove you wrong empirically but don't let that ruin your flow.
  957. …in reply to @ReinH
    ReinH skamille no I understand data is for the ladies, men don't need evidence to know they are right.
  958. …in reply to @ReinH
    ReinH skamille as you should I have only 140 characters less handles - not enough for me to prove my case to someone who isn't listening.
  959. …in reply to @ReinH
  960. I need to start buying better plane tickets rather than just blithely planning drug regimen required to survive past-cate's poor choices.
  961. RT natashathenomad: Hello #Norway! via ShowAndHide (at Oslolufthavn (OSL) in Gardermoen, Akershus) swarmapp.com/c/hLSQkh2stvH https://t.co/…
  962. …in reply to @catehstn
    EricaJoy skamille I see you faving. Come to NYC for my birthday 🎂
  963. …in reply to @EricaJoy
  964. …in reply to @leifwalsh
    leifwalsh skamille awesome!!!
  965. Autocorrect. It gets me.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  966. RT mipsytipsy: java is the fucking cockroach of languages. it will outlive us all
  967. …in reply to @catehstn
    I actually had a conversation about owls in Spanish last weekend. Don't think I have ever conversed about owls in French. Must address that.
  968. …in reply to @ckymnstr
    .ckymnstr It has been weeks since I conversed with an owl in any language.
  969. …in reply to @TheChrisDuarte
    TheChrisDuarte lol that's kinda awesome :)
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  970. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit mipsytipsy I also wrote Java today 💔
  971. …in reply to @catehstn
    I have had a lot of conversations about owls in English. But admittedly most of them were with myself.
  972. bl chiuki do either of you know how to reset a moto360? The option seems to be gone from settings and my step counter no longer works :/
  973. …in reply to @TheChrisDuarte
  974. …in reply to @bl
    bl chiuki thanks will have a go :)
  975. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  976. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor no owls are positive and full of love.
  977. RT ShowAndHide: 📷 “What greater gift than the love of a cat.” Charles Dickens  This is Naughty - the cat.  tmblr.co/ZUNk_l251qgNp
  978. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager 💜💜💜💜💜
  979. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler his ears are as big as your face please don't let him eat you.
  980. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor yesssssss
  981. …in reply to @flargh
    flargh thank you!!
  982. Medellin is so beautiful this morning, why am I leaving? Oh, because otherwise I do not have insurance.
  983. QOTD "is he british? because that's another problem"
  984. …in reply to @qwandor
  985. …in reply to @ckymnstr
    ckymnstr lol and yet I rarely experienced this when I worked at the place with that catchy tag line.
  986. RT ShowAndHide: The buildings of Lisbon are coated in azulejos, glazed ceramic tiles that cover these beautiful facades & interiors https:…
  987. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml we are a dreadful people
  988. Managed to have flight changed to an earlier one and got my plane tickets connected, all in Spanish! I feel such a sense of achievement!
  989. I just sent this and it's one of my favourites. If you subscribe before I land at LHR I will send it to you, too. catehstn/720107338968002560
  990. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller <3 thank you!
  991. …in reply to @mnowster
    mnowster yeah I will send out again tomorrow am when I land at LHR :)
  992. …in reply to @catehstn
    mnowster and thanks!
  993. …in reply to @nigelbabu
  994. …in reply to @similarcircles
  995. RT BeLeaderly: Advice, Mentors, and Questionably Helpful Emails, by catehstn ow.ly/VUbPa
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  996. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller yeah I agree. I did love that book though, it's worth reading.
  997. …in reply to @piewords
  998. RT kecatlin: Most days, I go for a walk and listen to a podcast. Yesterday, I listened to the awesome catehstn lessthanorequal https://t…
  999. …in reply to @brainwane
    brainwane that's awesome!
  1000. …in reply to @RachelShadoan
    RachelShadoan that sounds like a Good Day.
  1001. RT ShowAndHide: Visting Palácio da Pena in magical Sintra...
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1002. …in reply to @kronda
  1003. Today's goals: 1) do not vomit on plane 2) do not faint in a public place (I feel like this bunny rn) manikrathee/721051473308553216
  1004. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho thank you
  1005. …in reply to @osgOlivia
    osgOlivia I went there!!!
  1006. dianakimball I have a complaint about your podcast. It makes me want to hang out with you and you live in such a terrible place.
  1007. My next plane leaves in 30 mins and I'm on the wrong side of security. On the upside, easiest entry into Canada in quite some time.
  1008. …in reply to @catehstn
    Ooh actually it is just boarding in 25 minutes. I have so much time. Maybe I will go shopping.
  1009. …in reply to @monacate
  1010. …in reply to @monacate
    monacate did you stab him?
  1011. …in reply to @catehstn
    Time to board. Internet, I enjoyed this brief time we had together. I will be back soon 💞💋
  1012. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit hahaha I actually did have time to buy water :)
  1013. …in reply to @jesslynnrose
    jesslynnrose did you do the spit bridge to bondi walk?
  1014. …in reply to @philsturgeon
    philsturgeon are you with jesslynnrose ?
  1015. …in reply to @philsturgeon
    philsturgeon jesslynnrose haha I thought so you posted the same pic seconds apart. Hope you enjoyed one of my fave cities :)
  1016. Argh I am in that terrible place. My homeland. 🇬🇧
  1017. …in reply to @catehstn
    If anyone talks brexit to me there is nothing for it, I will have to 🔪 them. I'm just not that reasonable a person.
  1018. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml life is pain, Dan. Life is pain.
  1019. Dónde está mi maleta?! ✈️👜
  1020. …in reply to @IamStan
    IamStan aiiiiii ❄️
  1021. …in reply to @catehstn
    Holy shit it's cold here.
  1022. …in reply to @seb_ly
    seb_ly back at you! :)
  1023. RT ShowAndHide: Working the waving! Hiding the show :)
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1024. …in reply to @AndyDavies
  1025. Tiny cupcake time with yuelinX 💜
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1026. …in reply to @pardel
    pardel lol it's p bad tho :)
  1027. …in reply to @CatSwetel
    CatSwetel yuelinX they were sooooooooooo tasty!!
  1028. …in reply to @mostgood
    mostgood omg love Zagreb!
  1029. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml you started as you meant to go on
  1030. RT ShowAndHide: 📷 “The best design tool is a long eraser with a pencil atone end.” Marty Neumeier tmblr.co/ZUNk_l255JC3J
  1031. RT ShowAndHide: Starvinnnnnnnggggggg
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1032. RT broodingYAhero: My manic pixie dream girl & my strong female character girlfriend ran off together instead of dedicating their life to…
  1033. …in reply to @jesslynnrose
    jesslynnrose philsturgeon yes most of them even lovelier than Phil tbqh ;) you should come visit us in CO.
  1034. RT ShowAndHide: Oh Meu Deus! (Oh my God!) 8 Pastéis de Belém divided by 2../!$*
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1035. …in reply to @jesslynnrose
    jesslynnrose philsturgeon jsconfco cfp opens Tuesday!
  1036. …in reply to @jesslynnrose
  1037. I had so much fun recording an episode of cc_pod with seb_ly earlier in Hyde park! Man, it got cold though!
  1038. But when will they make one that says "I lack social skills and self-awareness"? programmer_rep/719674385720737792
  1039. …in reply to @NatashaMurashev
  1040. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah hello
  1041. …in reply to @lara_hogan
  1042. …in reply to @jeffwatkins
  1043. …in reply to @lara_hogan
    lara_hogan omg babe caught up on the full tweet storm and 1) so sorry this happened and 2) you are such a fucking badass and ilu 💜💜💜
  1044. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td nope nope nope
  1045. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille and no owl or hedgehog. Priorities of emoji makers are whack.
  1046. …in reply to @Aleen
    Aleen "colorful"? "Light and narrow"? I really like crumpler fwiw.
  1047. RT juliepagano: It would mean A LOT to me if y’all would donate to my friend Kronda’s Websites That Work project as a bday gift. https://t…
  1048. RT juliepagano: One of the best things you can do to support diversity in tech is to give money to people doing awesome work. Do it. 💸💸💸
  1049. "a man who was very insistent that Cate could speak Spanish." (I can speak Spanish. We talked about owls) dantoml/721470251913883648
  1050. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml max lol but also awwwwh
  1051. …in reply to @medeamaterial
    medeamaterial contamination? It's pretty high.
  1052. …in reply to @medeamaterial
    medeamaterial yeah it's 5K feet and also really quite hot. I also think much steeper than Bogota, too.
  1053. …in reply to @medeamaterial
    medeamaterial February was brutally hot, but April was pretty cool and it rained a lot :(
  1054. I have a new hat.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1055. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro thank you! 💜 lighter that my most fluffiest hat, suitable for chilly but not freezing weather!
  1056. …in reply to @catehstn
    danshapiro also!!! Colombian colours!!!
  1057. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli 💜 thanks babe
  1058. …in reply to @IamStan
    IamStan still cold tho!
  1059. …in reply to @IamStan
    IamStan lol!
  1060. …in reply to @catehstn
    #showandhide
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1061. Contemplating updating my linked in profile just to stop all the recruiting emails.
  1062. RT mipsytipsy: i can't even with the fucking google snobbery. operations engineering and proud. fuck your fucking high horse. https://t.…
  1063. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah ooh love croissanterie!!
  1064. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah yes I lived like 2 blocks away.
  1065. …in reply to @catehstn
    IrlNoah why weren't we bffs when I was living in Berlin why why why 💔
  1066. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah it would have been magic
  1067. Omg halp I am in a British food and beverage location and THERE IS NO TEA.
  1068. …in reply to @catehstn
    P sure they don't have coconut lemonade either but I didn't like to ask.
  1069. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords I don't know. Things have changed here.
  1070. …in reply to @Jargonautical
    Jargonautical yes. And this isn't right in any country.
  1071. RT roidrage: catehstn I'd recommend breaking out your emergency tea kit but it's incomprehensible that this would need to happen in the U…
  1072. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage I left emergency Tea supplies in Colombia!! I thought no need for them!!!!
  1073. …in reply to @Jargonautical
    Jargonautical I haven't asked about biscuits yet. There is sticky toffee pudding tho.
  1074. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille so proud of you 🔪💣💋💞
  1075. .randileeharper pulls no punches here, must read - An Open Letter to Social Autopsy - buff.ly/1VaiBYx /via ekp
  1076. …in reply to @jeffwatkins
    jeffwatkins yikes!!
  1077. My Beautiful Life On And Off Meds - buff.ly/22DZkh6 /by IjeomaOluo
  1078. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller Jargonautical haha no :) the Yorkshire pudding was good tho!
  1079. …in reply to @whatkevinmaysay
    whatkevinmaysay ooh yes when I next visit y'all!
  1080. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml a2 is clearly more dangerous you should have known better to be near when I was cooking! henriwatson
  1081. Back to back social engagements all day is it time to sleep now?
  1082. RT ShowAndHide: 📷 Using Show & Hide to lather my April greens.  tmblr.co/ZUNk_l258KP8T
  1083. RT ShowAndHide: Sarah showing me the Monte Estoril way!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1084. …in reply to @catehstn
    Life's small pleasures: cool weather, flat terrain, plentiful oxygen, friends.
  1085. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml a2 I have to know what this is about
  1086. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora does he not know how to say thank you in Cantonese?
  1087. …in reply to @brainwane
    brainwane thank youuuuuuu💜
  1088. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar is it better tho?
  1089. RT ShowAndHide: “Overcome space, and all we have left is Here. Overcome time, and all we have left is Now.” Jonathan Seagull https://t.co/…
  1090. …in reply to @Aleen
    Aleen 💜💜💜
  1091. RT ShowAndHide: London canal boat #showandhide showandhide.com
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1092. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress I wanna read it fwiw
  1093. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar yeah I will prob stick with one I have for now
  1094. …in reply to @funkwit
    funkwit thank you!
  1095. RT colemullins17: *Random guy leans over and whispers while we're getting food* "I have a hedgehog in my pocket. Don't tell anyone." http…
  1096. …in reply to @NatDudley
  1097. …in reply to @dianakimball
    dianakimball I listened to 0 and the Nordic region on the plane :) I finally found the podcast app on my phone lol.
  1098. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller Jargonautical lol lol lol sorry
  1099. RT blackgirlinmain: I think every woman needs to be able to create a revenue stream independent of the job or partner. Life and shit happe…
  1100. …in reply to @chiuki
    chiuki bye bye!
  1101. RT RuthanneReid: This did not end as expected.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1102. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml FIREY MOUNTAIN
  1103. Verrrrrrrry excited about something I will tell y'all about in techspeakdigest tomorrow!!!
  1104. …in reply to @catehstn
    Other exciting things happening this week include: new city to explore! Hanging out with one of my best girlfriends AND SOMETHING ELSE!!!
  1105. …in reply to @jessiechar
    jessiechar I can.
  1106. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho techspeakdigest fb have never even sponsored us!
  1107. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar I read this and my question is: why are you not thinking about kzackstan? 2nd "crazy"est country in the world. Had a fire hole.
  1108. …in reply to @catehstn
    kartar *has
  1109. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor no!!!
  1110. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor surprisingly, no animals of any kind :)
  1111. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor I don't really like cheese
  1112. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho techspeakdigest hahaha we are not for sale 💜
  1113. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor lol but I am excited
  1114. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor that will be next month
  1115. …in reply to @catehstn
    I have found something else to be excited about so basically this week: VERY EXCITING. What are you excited about?! I want to know!!
  1116. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor no I am going to Times Square. I have found 2 people to go with me in September, also.
  1117. …in reply to @RellyAB
    RellyAB it seems like this shit might be why they have that rule.
  1118. Hmm my morning plans are slightly derailed by the fact that my hotel is possibly, but hopefully not, on fire.
  1119. …in reply to @catehstn
    I have a lead on my favourite sandwich tho. Going to try and find it.
  1120. …in reply to @catehstn
    Still exiled from hotel. Sandwich possibly completely unavailable but definitely unavailable before 10am.
  1121. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky ooh!
  1122. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml abizern the hotel was possibly on fire before I went looking for the sandwich. Also I haven't set anything on fire in a week.
  1123. This is not what happened. neonacho/721985981113622528
  1124. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho dantoml abizern making better life choices than Dan
  1125. …in reply to @dvcrn
    davicorn tryswiftnyc is curated and I think Natasha has put together an amazing lineup!
  1126. …in reply to @dvcrn
    davicorn tryswiftnyc you are extrapolating on data you don't have. No one knows better than Natasha who is doing great stuff in swift.
  1127. …in reply to @catehstn
    davicorn tryswiftnyc have you read her newsletter? It's not about knowing Natasha but having great work that people notice.
  1128. …in reply to @dvcrn
    davicorn tryswiftnyc I would wonder if you can't prep the odd blog post how you would have time/content to prep an in depth talk.
  1129. …in reply to @catehstn
    davicorn tryswiftnyc I think cfps are great but not all conferences have to have one, careful curation (which this is) can be great.
  1130. …in reply to @catehstn
    davicorn tryswiftnyc every conf is looking for great speakers and it can be hard to assess on a paragraph long abstract how they will be.
  1131. …in reply to @catehstn
    davicorn tryswiftnyc putting on a conf is a massive amount of risk and to hedge that by only inviting people super confident about is fair
  1132. …in reply to @wiredferret
    wiredferret that is SUPER COOL!!!
  1133. Practising shine theory with my adored NatashaTheRobot this morning. ❣💎💋
  1134. …in reply to @ashsmash
    ashsmash omg you are in London? I left this morning.
  1135. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar :( at least your home is in a nice warm place.
  1136. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar compared to the UK? ;) although Melbourne is not as nice year-round as Sydney iirc.
  1137. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar i only went once, in the spring. i really liked it tho!
  1138. …in reply to @ashsmash
    ashsmash next time
  1139. …in reply to @gembarrett
  1140. And you can find the apps my team has been working super hard at building on Google Play and iTunes! 📱❣️🙆🏻 buritica/722141484120731649
  1141. …in reply to @catehstn
  1142. …in reply to @cy_sha
    cy_sha cephus dantoml ecarrion89 ezilocchi filipebarcos nebiros yes that is what happened you can go back to your vacay now! Enjoy!
  1143. …in reply to @undefined
    @rjweeks70 actually: catehstn/722143559319752704
  1144. …in reply to @catehstn
  1145. RT ShowAndHide: 📷 “In the cherry blossom’s shade there’s no such thing as a stranger.” Kobayashi Issa tmblr.co/ZUNk_l25BvKiH
  1146. …in reply to @danielpunkass
    danielpunkass tryswiftnyc haha I will see you there! I am co-MCing ;)
  1147. …in reply to @bugKrusha
    bugKrusha thank you ❣ my team are so wonderful
  1148. …in reply to @bugKrusha
    bugKrusha 💜💜💜💜💜
  1149. …in reply to @filipebarcos
    filipebarcos this is android studios manifestation of it's own self-loathing. Don't take it personally.
  1150. …in reply to @filipebarcos
    filipebarcos Awwh ask ezilocchi about his android studio woes you can console each other. And then eat some cake.
  1151. …in reply to @filipebarcos
    filipebarcos ezilocchi you can still use vim!
  1152. …in reply to @filipebarcos
    filipebarcos ezilocchi keeps telling me he doesn't make jokes but I knew he was funny really.
  1153. …in reply to @filipebarcos
    filipebarcos ezilocchi this is Twitter so I think we can expect him to weigh in on this in 1-3 weeks.
  1154. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy fwiw I think it's awesome 💜 I hope you get some amazing new coworkers!!
  1155. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy oh will
  1156. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg I want to be the first person you see on a weekday sometime 💜
  1157. …in reply to @lrnrd
    lrnrd thanks my team are super great 💜
  1158. RT ShowAndHide: Museu Nacional dos Coches: WOW! Bringing together a collection unlike any other in the world...
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1159. RT ShowAndHide: Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world. Marilyn Monroe
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1160. …in reply to @jeffwatkins
    jeffwatkins aww thank you!
  1161. …in reply to @jeffwatkins
    jeffwatkins wfh ftw! :)
  1162. RT micheletitolo: 🚫 WWDC16 still has no code of conduct 🚫 developer.apple.com/wwdc/policy/
  1163. zmagg HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAGGIE
  1164. Ooh off to FRA for my fave sandwich 💜
  1165. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz danshapiro I concur it's horrifying
  1166. RT nebiros: Aaaannnndddd we release it!, 🎉💥🍸🍷🎁🤖🍾 ride.com #androiddev #iosdev #bots
  1167. Nice to see people calling out WWDC for their lack of proper code of conduct, I'll take this moment to point out the GoogleIO one also poor.
  1168. …in reply to @catehstn
    I got a confirmed IO invite this year but I didn't go because 1) got other stuff to do (hello OSCON), 2) no proper code of conduct.
  1169. …in reply to @catehstn
    3) I don't need to pay $800+accom for the privilege of being a token. Which getting for event I'd never expressed any interest in felt like.
  1170. …in reply to @catehstn
    Just your regular reminder that $BigCos talk good game about diversity but don't do shit, and what they do do they insist on reinventing.
  1171. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy OMG yay! Are you coming to cultivate? skamille and I are both speaking 😍😍😍
  1172. …in reply to @undefined
    @rjweeks70 yeah but I am on my way somewhere.
  1173. …in reply to @jeffwatkins
    jeffwatkins haha I am actually a terrible driver and don't drive in CO :)
  1174. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy skamille amaaaaaaazing I can't wait to see you :) oh I would have bought you a sex egg but I left them between the UK and CO.
  1175. …in reply to @catehstn
    EricaJoy skamille damnit I knew I should have packed one. I will try and get my dad to mail it without telling him what it is lol.
  1176. …in reply to @catehstn
    EricaJoy skamille realized I also forgot my pet rock and to sync TV shows on my ipad I fail at life.
  1177. …in reply to @undefined
    @rjweeks70 roast beef at caviar and prunery, opposite gate b23.
  1178. …in reply to @hypatiadotca
    hypatiadotca how about "yes and then I will stab you"?
  1179. …in reply to @undefined
    @rjweeks70 they have outlets in LHR (haven't tried), CPH (not as good).
  1180. …in reply to @cherimarie
  1181. allonsykraken so NatashaTheRobot and I were talking and we agree that we should have matching owlfies for our pictures on the website.
  1182. …in reply to @catehstn
    allonsykraken NatashaTheRobot you may have to go back to Tokyo but it's your own fault for leaving the owls before they were ready for you
  1183. Thanks to this week's sponsor femgineer !! techspeakdigest/722322596998606848
  1184. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager so worried about you lately please take care 💜💜💜
  1185. …in reply to @catehstn
    Nooooooooo could not obtain sandwich 💔
  1186. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
  1187. …in reply to @janl
    janl urgh :(
  1188. "Eat the right feeling"
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1189. RT BeLeaderly: Thankless Emotional Labor as Management Training, by catehstn ow.ly/4mRaaB
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1190. …in reply to @ThatBettina
    ThatBettina chiuki awwwwwwww thank you!!
  1191. …in reply to @catehstn
    The irony is that I didn't have time/opportunity to eat since breakfast and now I have no feelings at all.
  1192. …in reply to @caitie
    caitie you went to the v&a?
  1193. …in reply to @philsturgeon
    philsturgeon darling harbour?
  1194. …in reply to @trodrigues
    trodrigues ooh excited to see what you do next!
  1195. RT ShowAndHide: 📷 “Don’t threaten me with love, baby. Let’s just go walking in the rain.” Billie Holiday tmblr.co/ZUNk_l25F3cGX
  1196. …in reply to @kronda
    kronda blackgirlinmain I LOVED THAT TWEET AND COULDN'T AGREE MORE
  1197. RT NatashaTheRobot: Excited to get a shout out in one of my favorite newsletters this week 🎤 techspeakdigest/722322596998606848
  1198. RT roseanna_g: catehstn said Robocate 😉
  1199. …in reply to @roseanna_g
  1200. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml queersorceress PenmanRoss henriwatson I hooked Dan up everything is going to be fine.
  1201. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller what kind of cake?
  1202. …in reply to @trodrigues
    trodrigues ooh please tell me your favorite thing that not everyone knows about, and I will go there.
  1203. …in reply to @philsturgeon
    philsturgeon have you eaten at mamak yet?
  1204. …in reply to @nataliaenvy
    .nataliaenvy I don't do unpaid consulting for for-profit companies. I suggest you hire ashedryden to help you.
  1205. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml queersorceress PenmanRoss henriwatson the thing Dan didn't realize is that it takes 2 people to run my life and neither is me.
  1206. …in reply to @trodrigues
    trodrigues place to eat?
  1207. …in reply to @trodrigues
    trodrigues thank you!
  1208. …in reply to @trodrigues
    trodrigues awesome thank you!
  1209. …in reply to @trodrigues
    trodrigues I got here yesterday and just went straight to work. Haven't managed to eat anything yet lol.
  1210. …in reply to @trodrigues
    trodrigues I don't eat fish but will go explore :) thank you!!
  1211. …in reply to @philsturgeon
    philsturgeon Sydney's brunch game is strong but def expensive.
  1212. …in reply to @lindseybieda
    lindseybieda come visit Colombia and I will get someone to teach you!
  1213. …in reply to @danielpunkass
    danielpunkass I am finding watching from afar really jarring as so much gendered bullshit plays out.
  1214. …in reply to @catehstn
    danielpunkass to me sanders epitomizes white men judged on potential, women judged on her husbands past performance.
  1215. …in reply to @dianakimball
  1216. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml ecarrion89 tryswiftnyc oh no! I will help you sort it out today 💜
  1217. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l 💜💜💜💜💜
  1218. To celebrate my book chapter coming out (catehuston.com/blog/2016/04/19/i-wrote-a-book-chapter-and-finally-you-can-read-it/) I would love to buy 5 underrepresented people in tech a book.
  1219. …in reply to @catehstn
    Tweet something about something you have learned lately that makes you a better developer or human and tag me. I'll reply with next steps 💜
  1220. Who needs food when you have tea? *drinks 9th cup of tea* OK maybe I need food.
  1221. …in reply to @flargh
  1222. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah I don't hate you fwiw 💜
  1223. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah helloooooooo 💜💜💜
  1224. …in reply to @jesslynnrose
    jesslynnrose so many worlds colliding in my timeline with you in Sydney, I knew web_goddess when I lived there :)
  1225. …in reply to @jesslynnrose
    jesslynnrose web_goddess I have no recollection but if past cate did something good for once, I celebrate it.
  1226. …in reply to @web_goddess
  1227. …in reply to @OrganizeFISH
    OrganizeFISH I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.
  1228. …in reply to @williampietri
    williampietri awwwh hedgie!!!! she's anointing herself because she ate something.
  1229. …in reply to @asmallteapot
    asmallteapot hahaha I seem to perform better when i eat it tho
  1230. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller nice!! I can't eat almond flour but looks tasty.
  1231. …in reply to @jeffwatkins
    jeffwatkins hahahaha I did drink err... 12 cups of tea today.
  1232. …in reply to @OrganizeFISH
  1233. …in reply to @catehstn
  1234. Nighttime roaming in Lisbon ❣🇪🇺🇵🇹
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1235. RT ShowAndHide: 📷 “It’s the action, not the fruit of the action, that’s important.” Mahatma Gandhi tmblr.co/ZUNk_l25IC_10
  1236. RT ValaAfshar: "A man threw a pot of boiling water into the air above his head in -25 degrees resulting in a stunning snow cloud." https:/…
  1237. …in reply to @jennschiffer
    jennschiffer omg love Berlin! Have fun!
  1238. Tomorrows blogpost is titled "the trouble with women's events" so I think I can expect some people to be angry at me.
  1239. …in reply to @catehstn
    In which I explain why I don't speak at women's events since I quit corporate feminism.
  1240. …in reply to @catehstn
    I'm not here for bullshit games of Good Feminist / Bad Feminist I'm just gonna keep calling stuff as I see it.
  1241. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml I have a normal amount of SIM cards I think. About 4-5 in wallet, 2 in phones. But I had a clear out recently.
  1242. RT NeoNacho: catehstn maybe a SIM card is a domestic object? 🤔
  1243. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress NeoNacho dantoml p sure this means we are all gonna die.
  1244. RT queersorceress: I just read a tweet that was @-ing catehstn but i read it as dantoml. Is this an expected side-effect of becoming a n…
  1245. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml henriwatson Zagreb for the museum of broken relationships. Note: I make this recommendation as your friend not as your boss.
  1246. …in reply to @shellycoen
    shellycoen thanks!
  1247. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress I am preparing them
  1248. …in reply to @compiledwrong
  1249. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l hehehe
  1250. …in reply to @shellycoen
    shellycoen haha excited to hear what!
  1251. …in reply to @sailorhg
    sailorhg I'm so sorry :( and oh! that reminded me of something I should add to it before it goes out.
  1252. …in reply to @MotherOFirebees
    MotherOFirebees sailorhg yeaaaah it is this mentality of "I am oppressed therefore I cannot oppress"
  1253. …in reply to @ashedryden
  1254. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller hahahaha awesome :)
  1255. …in reply to @MotherOFirebees
    MotherOFirebees 💜💜💜
  1256. RT juliaferraioli: Many "allies" fail twice on this: recognizing when the something is actually happening, and doing anything about it. ht…
  1257. Y'all, you should contribute to this, it's an amazing project and kronda is just the person to do it. kronda/722989136936755200
  1258. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli argh remote work as the ultimate panacea
  1259. Working on my internet birthday celebration!! Very excited about this.
  1260. …in reply to @_unlobito
    henriwatson dantoml I'm telling you that there's an excellent museum in zagreb and that you should go there.
  1261. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden I am not at all surprised by this :/
  1262. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden hahaha not many I imagine.
  1263. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden yeah it's standard and I don't think it should be :(
  1264. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli ahh okay.
  1265. …in reply to @sailorhg
    sailorhg oh I meant I'm sorry these things made you cry. I also wrote about quitting corp feminism a while ago - catehuston.com/blog/2014/12/03/corporate-feminism-and-thankless-emotional-labour/
  1266. RT juliepagano: The Trouble with Women’s Events by catehstn is very worth a read. <3 catehuston.com/blog/2016/04/21/the-trouble-with-womens-events/
  1267. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller oh no! wombat emergency!! there's nothing for it but liquor and cake.
  1268. …in reply to @sgcxb
    sgcxb 💜
  1269. …in reply to @sailorhg
    sailorhg I spent just over a year doing my own thing and it was the best decision I ever made for my MH and my career.
  1270. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller ❣️
  1271. …in reply to @sailorhg
  1272. I think I may have run out of decisions and it is only Thursday.
  1273. …in reply to @EmmaAshley
    EmmaAshley hahahahaha I love it. I have a very limited selection of clothing and yet still. I am out of decisions.
  1274. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli I'm excited to see you 💜
  1275. …in reply to @LizardEatsFlies
  1276. …in reply to @seb_ly
  1277. …in reply to @pwnela
    pwnela 💜
  1278. …in reply to @lhawthorn
    lhawthorn it's up now!! :) 💜
  1279. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability omg omg omg she is so adorable so so adorable
  1280. RT aliciability: catehstn she wuvs u 2
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1281. ecarrion89 I think you will be proud of me
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1282. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability what is she dooooooooing? It's like she's trying to fly on the ground?! Max adorbz I am in love.
  1283. RT aliciability: catehstn I can’t help myself. Have another.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1284. …in reply to @designatednerd
    designatednerd you will be awesome!
  1285. RT ShowAndHide: 📷 “We become what we behold. We shape our tools, and thereafter our tools shape us.” Marshall McLuhan https://t.co/yrCvmCa…
  1286. I just ate something and I don't know either this is not ice cream or I have never in my life eaten ice cream before.
  1287. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano 💜💜💜💜💜
  1288. Kusmeroglu this reminded me of you 💜💋 macharinbou/723132651297595392
  1289. RT ShowAndHide: Fresh Fish, Peixe fresco!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1290. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller I am the 🌟 of your Twitter account today!
  1291. RT AcademicsSay: Active voice: I loved your book Passive voice: Your book was loved Passive-aggressive voice: I love how you felt the ne…
  1292. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller 💜💜💜💜💜
  1293. My engineers told me this evening to stop working so... At least I am communicating working sustainably important even if I don't model it?
  1294. …in reply to @catehstn
  1295. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress I've also started reminding people to eat lol
  1296. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller ooh that sounds like a good night on a plane!
  1297. …in reply to @queersorceress
  1298. …in reply to @kstewart
    kstewart juliaferraioli ooh I will be there too. We will be your #1 fans in the front row!!
  1299. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress oh yeah my admin puts lunch events on my cal for me :)
  1300. …in reply to @catehstn
    queersorceress the sunset used to remind me to go swimming but now I have no swimming pool
  1301. …in reply to @designatednerd
  1302. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica actually I stopped working an hour ago! And ate dinner! And now we are going nighttime roaming.
  1303. …in reply to @stillinbeta
  1304. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability I basically live in constant need of hedgehog pictures please will you be my friend.
  1305. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability omg divine she is divine
  1306. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability I am just going to be your hedgehogs number one fan I really hope that is okay.
  1307. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability aahhhhhhhh aaahhhhh so cute so cute so cute
  1308. …in reply to @undefined
    @rjweeks70 Portuguese ice cream
  1309. …in reply to @juliepagano
  1310. …in reply to @undefined
    @rjweeks70 I think it is altogether another thing than any other ice cream I have ever experienced.
  1311. Nighttime roaming!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1312. …in reply to @catehstn
    Love Lisbon 🇵🇹🇪🇺❣
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1313. …in reply to @catehstn
    I'm hanging with a friend here who overheard my meetings today & then played back my day to me. She says my team are very sweet (they are).
  1314. …in reply to @micheletitolo
    micheletitolo I plan to!!
  1315. …in reply to @atanasvr
    atanasvr thanks for sharing that
  1316. …in reply to @mikeloukides
    mikeloukides :) thank you!
  1317. …in reply to @kinsomicrote
    kingsley_silas thanks for sharing that
  1318. …in reply to @gregsroche
    gregsroche thanks for sharing that
  1319. …in reply to @CatSwetel
    CatSwetel 💜💜💜
  1320. …in reply to @similarcircles
    similarcircles thanks for sharing that
  1321. …in reply to @_sagesharp_
    sarahsharp thanks 💜
  1322. …in reply to @cindyfsolomon
    cindyfsolomon thanks for sharing that
  1323. …in reply to @theladykathryn
    theladykathryn thanks for sharing it!
  1324. …in reply to @wrengr
    wrengr so glad it resonated
  1325. …in reply to @GrandCircusCo
    GrandCircusCo thanks for sharing that
  1326. …in reply to @GlobalTechWomen
    GlobalTechWomen thanks for sharing that
  1327. …in reply to @amyngyn
    amyngyn thanks for sharing that! 💜
  1328. …in reply to @amyngyn
  1329. …in reply to @wendyck
    wendyck thank you!
  1330. …in reply to @WillingCarol
  1331. …in reply to @designatednerd
  1332. …in reply to @undefined
    msfionatay ohhhh yeah. Or we just play them down because we have convinced ourselves it is okay.
  1333. …in reply to @bethcodes
    bethcodes I don't know :(
  1334. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad HEDGEHOGS
  1335. …in reply to @clarkkaren
    clarkkaren I don't think I said that and I definitely don't believe it. I think I implied that was the case before, but isn't any more.
  1336. …in reply to @Kusmeroglu
    Kusmeroglu but, adorably
  1337. RT willmanduffy: ugh it's earth day now? but what about men's day
  1338. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden 💜 I hope today is better!
  1339. I ask myself this question every time I open my inbox. Which, possibly related, isn't that often. skamille/723312519805284352
  1340. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml delayed comedic value.
  1341. …in reply to @funkwit
    funkwit davecheney excellent owlfie A++!
  1342. …in reply to @justkelly_ok
    justkelly_ok skamille yay!! Go you!
  1343. …in reply to @aranoff
    aranoff super cool!
  1344. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress I think about how excited I am to do all the things but maybe I am weird.
  1345. RT ShowAndHide: Favourite Drink by the Beach... 'Refresco de groselha com limão :) '
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1346. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress yes my friend just observed that I do things constantly and in a way that suggests she admires/is stressed by this.
  1347. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor don't feel like I have really seen that much of it yet! Will report back! Wonder around at night tho.
  1348. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress but you have updated your robot!!
  1349. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress I have no idea what you do other than robots! I want to be a robot.
  1350. …in reply to @LizardEatsFlies
    LizardEatsFlies this remark has simultaneously made my day and confused me.
  1351. …in reply to @LizardEatsFlies
    LizardEatsFlies amazing. We all need a goal.
  1352. It's my birthday soon, to celebrate I'm launching something I have wanted for a while. "Just Say NO to Thankless Emotional Labour" tshirts.
  1353. …in reply to @catehstn
    You can buy them here! teespring.com/stores/just-say 8 styles, 8 ways to say NO to thankless emotional labour.
  1354. …in reply to @catehstn
    Splitting proceeds between two orgs in my two homes. Stemettes in Europe, and colombia_dev in Colombia, plus I'll match $500 to each.
  1355. …in reply to @catehstn
    Anyway, wish me happy 31st by supporting these two great orgs, and supporting other women to say NO to Thankless Emotional Labour. Thanks ❣️
  1356. …in reply to @buritica
  1357. Really happy to see this come from AltConference - Getting Better - buff.ly/1VqAS44
  1358. RT aliciatweet: Ooooh... I can't decide which one to get. catehstn/723600833477238784
  1359. …in reply to @aliciatweet
    aliciatweet I am having the same problem
  1360. …in reply to @asmallteapot
    asmallteapot thank you!
  1361. …in reply to @aliciatweet
    aliciatweet amazing!!! Hot new look for this season!
  1362. …in reply to @stephanywilkes
  1363. This made my day ❣ aliciatweet/723605752401649664
  1364. …in reply to @aliciatweet
    aliciatweet yessssss please tell me when you do this.
  1365. …in reply to @dianakimball
    dianakimball shouldwepodcast haha amazing!! I will listen!
  1366. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  1367. …in reply to @OrganizeFISH
  1368. …in reply to @buritica
  1369. …in reply to @alexproaps
    alexproaps I love love love raccoons
  1370. …in reply to @Kusmeroglu
    Kusmeroglu so, so adorably!
  1371. …in reply to @CatSwetel
    CatSwetel that guy is such a shit head
  1372. …in reply to @CatSwetel
    CatSwetel urgh urgh urgh
  1373. …in reply to @CatSwetel
  1374. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros dantoml yes come live up the FIREY mountain with us!
  1375. My tweets didn't thread properly and my @ mentions have been disappearing aii Twitter.
  1376. RT juliepagano: 14 hours left. LET’S DO THIS! Help raise money for the awesome kronda’s Websites That Work project. https://t.co/FroDsooG…
  1377. …in reply to @catehstn
    ICYMI!! So excited about this. catehstn/723600580409696259
  1378. RT ShowAndHide: 📷 “True gold fears no fire.” Chinese Proverb  Creating Sea Gold this glorious afternoon with Show &... https://t.co/RYtRVw…
  1379. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords there are stickers!!
  1380. …in reply to @randommood
    randommood 💜💜💜💜💜 I'm sorry babe
  1381. RT ShowAndHide: Hanging around Lisbon...showing its hidden corners :)
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1382. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords yessss!!! Thank you!!!
  1383. …in reply to @similarcircles
  1384. …in reply to @leapingwoman
    leapingwoman 💜💜💜
  1385. RT leapingwoman: From the brilliant mind of catehstn: Just. Say. No. Buy the shirt! catehstn/723600580409696259
  1386. …in reply to @antislice
    antislice awesome!!!
  1387. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability ahhh Mabel!!!!! So pretty!!!!!
  1388. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
    LittleMxSurly Urgh that guy is such a fucking scum bag omg
  1389. …in reply to @mrb_bk
    mrb_bk yes
  1390. Petunia has abandoned me and I confess… I have fallen in love with Another Hedgehog.
  1391. …in reply to @catehstn
    I will always love Petunia but how do you bond with a hedgehog who won't speak to you in a city you are afraid to visit?
  1392. …in reply to @wendyck
    wendyck thanks for sharing that
  1393. …in reply to @undefined
  1394. …in reply to @JasonPunyon
    JasonPunyon thanks for sharing that
  1395. …in reply to @clarkkaren
    clarkkaren thanks :)
  1396. …in reply to @hayley_codes
    @hayleyavw thanks for sharing that
  1397. …in reply to @froscon
    froscon techspeakdigest thanks we will take a look!!
  1398. …in reply to @hayley_codes
    @hayleyavw that's awesome to hear!
  1399. …in reply to @dianakimball
    dianakimball shouldwepodcast I am listening now and you are discussing RTR which reminds me of my adored skamille 💜
  1400. …in reply to @catehstn
    dianakimball ooh now you are making me want to send you international gifts of useful objects.
  1401. …in reply to @catehstn
    dianakimball hahaha loved it! in my head I am now the star of that episode of shouldwepodcast the way you were the star of the last WTHIC
  1402. Me: "I can discuss owls in 3 languages. It's amazing I'm single" "How do you do that?" "You learn the word for owl, then associated words."
  1403. …in reply to @catehstn
    (After this I rhapsodized about owls in French and made some functional remarks about owls in Spanish.)
  1404. …in reply to @catehstn
    For a completely normal number of owlfies, see here and scroll up. I fucking love owls. catehstn/705533123929346048
  1405. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml "clever" "malin" "listo", "beautiful" "belle" "bonito", "eyes" "yeux" "ojos"
  1406. RT lrnrd: catehstn “you learn the word for owl, then the words for love and awesome” 😉
  1407. …in reply to @lrnrd
    lrnrd i actually need to learn a new word for awesome in Spanish. Right ecarrion89 ? ;)
  1408. …in reply to @a2
    a2 lrnrd I have heard this!!! It filled me with joy!!!
  1409. …in reply to @EmmaAshley
  1410. …in reply to @EmmaAshley
    EmmaAshley hahahahaha ha
  1411. …in reply to @EmmaAshley
    EmmaAshley but owls are very serious and pro
  1412. RT EmmaAshley: catehstn I was gonna say, dude I tweeted that and It's all serious and pro and it appeared in my timeline next to you chat…
  1413. …in reply to @percysnoodle
  1414. RT percysnoodle: catehstn you like owls and you're single. I suppose you could say you haven't found a twit to woo.
  1415. …in reply to @catehstn
    Current status: sitting in a coffee shop in Lisbon, talking to myself in Spanish. I am learning how to negotiate.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1416. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml lrnrd ecarrion89 quiero un novio mafioso
  1417. …in reply to @lrnrd
    lrnrd dantoml ecarrion89 no that is a so far unachieved life goal
  1418. …in reply to @ecarrion89
    ecarrion89 dantoml awwwww 💜💜💜💜💜🇨🇴 I love working with you too.
  1419. …in reply to @Asher_Wolf
    Asher_Wolf owlssssss
  1420. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml ecarrion89 how could you not? We are adorable. 😉🌟💞
  1421. …in reply to @undefined
    KleinMelanie that's amazing!!!
  1422. …in reply to @PeopleOfCanada
    PeopleOfCanada lccarson love it! She's adorbz.
  1423. On travel, by arikia - “Places aren’t always good, and some places are rarely comfortable. They just are.” - buff.ly/1pskB0l
  1424. …in reply to @jeffwatkins
    jeffwatkins hahaha I would never underestimate a number of german people I know to say anything calmly and matter-of-factly ;)
  1425. RT BeLeaderly: “As a manager, being tuned into the emotional temperature of your team is a strength.” — catehstn https://t.co/lkQmGNGO…
  1426. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller haha I love that you are pulling a different quote each time! 💜
  1427. RT ShowAndHide: 📷 “A dress is a piece of ephemeral architecture, designed to enhance the proportions of the female... https://t.co/Pjjs2MD…
  1428. RT ShowAndHide: Shopping in Chiado, Lisbon! yay :)
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1429. I am noodling on a blogpost about concrete things I learned from the worst manager I ever had.
  1430. …in reply to @catehstn
    I think part of bad management in tech is we enact antipatterns on each other but being mindful has made me realize I did learn some things.
  1431. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also I just have some stories I think the world should hear about how bad things can actually be. And it might be cathartic to tell them.
  1432. RT fatneckbeardguy: catehstn I have one: don't take your employees to a leather bar without telling them it is one first
  1433. RT lindseybieda: catehstn oh I have one: don't do cocaine
  1434. …in reply to @undefined
    @cattsmall thank you!
  1435. …in reply to @catehstn
    Haha look I have been thinking about this for over a year. It's time? catehstn/552223580139057152
  1436. …in reply to @catehstn
    I have been thinking about him a lot since I became a manager. This guy did more than anyone to make me want to leave tech.
  1437. …in reply to @catehstn
    And returning, having the potential to do that level of harm to others, this is fucking terrifying to me. So I think about it a lot.
  1438. …in reply to @catehstn
    I used to dread speaking to him. If an eng on my team felt like that about speaking to me I would consider myself a complete failure.
  1439. …in reply to @catehstn
    I don't think any of them do but let's be honest I have very little way to tell without seeming like an exceptionally needy lunatic.
  1440. …in reply to @JasonPunyon
    JasonPunyon super common and interestingly, that is what he was doing.
  1441. …in reply to @coryannj
    coryannj :( yes me too.
  1442. …in reply to @JasonPunyon
    JasonPunyon it's really hard. I have a lot of support and it's very hard to know if you are screwing up.
  1443. …in reply to @sharonw
    sharonw yeah I mean they could talk to my boss and he does do skip levels. He would tell me if he thought I was screwing up.
  1444. …in reply to @JasonPunyon
    JasonPunyon yeaaaah like, feeling so stressed you can't think what to do and you go on instinct?
  1445. …in reply to @catehstn
    JasonPunyon remote works help me be much more deliberate I think.
  1446. …in reply to @sharonw
    sharonw yeah and tbh very few people know what they want / expect from their boss. You see the effects not the screw up, usually.
  1447. …in reply to @JasonPunyon
  1448. …in reply to @maayanroth
    maayanroth YES and my theory it creates cycles of badness.
  1449. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml awwww 💕
  1450. …in reply to @niais
    niais @cattsmall yeah I found it super hard that I don't feel like I have a good example to model.
  1451. …in reply to @niais
    niais @cattsmall yep. This guy was SO BAD, and it was damaging, but almost helpful. bit less bad might have been worse because less obvious
  1452. …in reply to @ihavenotea
    ihavenotea lindseybieda ha one is don't gaslight to hide massive incompetence
  1453. …in reply to @niais
    niais @cattsmall yes! Exactly!
  1454. …in reply to @mkflint
    mkflint I think that's the kind of thing that it is pointless to ask for that very reason :)
  1455. Science Confirms It: We Look for Ourselves in Our Partners, and explains: people don't change - buff.ly/217mXQe /via jenny_blake
  1456. RT dantoml: ⏱ — catehstn
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1457. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor guy in sydney.
  1458. …in reply to @louielouie
    louielouie yeah point I want to make, about not just inverting what he did but being mindful about what bad and why, what might be better
  1459. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah these people need more productive hobbies
  1460. So much love to my friend nslater for opening this issue and the shit she got as a result. This is our "community". github.com/antirez/redis/issues/3185
  1461. …in reply to @catehstn
    I cannot with the responses this kind of stuff gets. A ~weekly reminder of why I don't contribute to OSS.
  1462. …in reply to @undefined
    nslater 💜💜💜💜💜 you are a super 🌟💋
  1463. A box of raccoons!!! A box of raccoons!!!! manekinekonyank/622629734095065088
  1464. …in reply to @ihavenotea
    ihavenotea awwwwwhhhhh!!
  1465. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller :) 💜
  1466. …in reply to @PanasaurusRex
    PanasaurusRex arrrgghh urghhhh I'm sorry :(
  1467. …in reply to @undefined
    @cattsmall niais omg yes. My job is completely different now.
  1468. Urgh I have a cold and feel all meh but if I can't go exploring at least I can stay in and write code 😍😍😍
  1469. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage yesssssss I could not agree more!!!!!!
  1470. RT roidrage: catehstn OMG THAT'S THE BEST THING EVER!
  1471. …in reply to @catehstn
    It would be nice to explore but actually SO EXCITED to code I can't tell you. Going to try and figure out how to test intents on android.
  1472. …in reply to @corbett
    corbett yay!
  1473. RT ShowAndHide: The stunning view of my balcony over the river Tejo, Lisboa.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1474. …in reply to @alex_mck
    alex_mck that video is amazing!
  1475. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg that place does look p magical!
  1476. …in reply to @duncan
    duncan thanks for writing this!!
  1477. …in reply to @kimyarazi
    kimyarazi SB_EMPIRIC EmmaAshley WOWTalksTV if you want me to do something, you're going to need to email my admin and be more concrete.
  1478. Ooh look, my talk description and owlfie speaker photo are up for cultivatecon - buff.ly/1Tq2geX
  1479. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy dantoml i neeeeeeed a pink komputorrrrrrrr
  1480. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy delightful!
  1481. A new point in talk prep prevarication where I think I just don't want to give talks at all anymore. So I spent all day writing tests.
  1482. …in reply to @catehstn
    1 test is working, 1 is broken, 2 are as yet unwritten.
  1483. …in reply to @catehstn
    Objectively this does not seem like a good day but I learned some things about testing intents on android and I will write y'all a blogpost.
  1484. RT cypheroftyr: A recap of that trashfire, Sexism in Gaming panel at #PAXEast cypheroftyr.com/2016/04/24/a-recap-of-that-trashfire-sexism-in-gaming-panel-at-paxeast/
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1485. This is so interesting - How People Learn to Become Resilient buff.ly/1Tpc3ln
  1486. Espresso, Dagger, and the IntentTestRule you put up a good fight, but I defeated you. As we always knew would happen. You are mine now.
  1487. …in reply to @catehstn
    I AM VICTORIOUS
  1488. …in reply to @catehstn
    Working title for this blogpost: "Testing Intents on Android: Like Stabbing Yourself in the Eye With A Blunt Implement"
  1489. …in reply to @iOSDevZone
    iOSDevZone hahaha thanks
  1490. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l haha yes and at the end of it you probably wonder why you subjected yourself to it.
  1491. Feeling good about today's metrics but most of all about DEFEATING ANDROID TESTING. Rawr! 🤖
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1492. …in reply to @catehstn
    Yes my entire sense of self-worth is tied up in Achievements. Isn't that normal?
  1493. …in reply to @buritica
  1494. …in reply to @ThisIsMissEm
    miksago :( 💜
  1495. …in reply to @undefined
    @rjweeks70 haha yes
  1496. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller percysnoodle yo toqué al búho y también
  1497. …in reply to @lindseybieda
    lindseybieda búho!!!!!!!!
  1498. …in reply to @designatednerd
    designatednerd orly i súper prefer xcui!!
  1499. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller yes :(
  1500. …in reply to @designatednerd
    designatednerd huh. I just use ocmock, and inject all the things.
  1501. …in reply to @becomingwisest
  1502. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg or really any interesting place together 💜💜💜
  1503. …in reply to @alex_mck
    alex_mck it's good for me to compromise sometimes!!!
  1504. RT jewelia: The only way to learn and continually improve is to surround yourself with ppl who aren't afraid to constructively disagree w/…
  1505. Reasons not to check email in the morning: the Canadian government think I owe them $3k. Argghhhhhhh.
  1506. …in reply to @a2
    a2 💔
  1507. I can't make decisions before breakfast so I am just sitting outside waiting for the breakfast place to open. At least it's a beautiful day.
  1508. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml I p much always eat the same thing.
  1509. …in reply to @nkkl
    nkkl OMG me toooooooo
  1510. …in reply to @Paul_Kinlan
    Paul_Kinlan the hotel - narita stuff is so organized, and most people speak some English now. Have fun!!!
  1511. …in reply to @endocrimes
  1512. …in reply to @catehstn
    Choosing to admire country that would say "you left 4 years ago but still, here is a bill". That kind of thinking gets you Justin Trudeau.
  1513. …in reply to @webwright
    webwright who is that man? He is divine.
  1514. …in reply to @endocrimes
  1515. …in reply to @catehstn
    webwright I'm sure your UI is very nice also.
  1516. Thursday's blogpost is basically about how programming is horrible but we do it anyway.
  1517. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords the morning catch-22!
  1518. …in reply to @catehstn
    It's the story of things I fought with yesterday and lessons I learned.
  1519. …in reply to @catehstn
    I'm trying to do more technical writing because NatashaTheRobot positively validates me every time I do (and! complains it's not in swift!)
  1520. RT ShowAndHide: 📷 “Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.” Buddha tmblr.co/ZUNk_l25XVpMI
  1521. …in reply to @Paul_Kinlan
    Paul_Kinlan yay!!! Love Tokyo.
  1522. 💜 When Friends Are 'Like Family' - buff.ly/1Ukf21I
  1523. …in reply to @designatednerd
    designatednerd "across processes"?
  1524. …in reply to @webwright
    webwright niiiiiice.
  1525. …in reply to @designatednerd
    designatednerd yeah so when I create a VC, I inject everything it needs into the init code. I need to look @ my tests.
  1526. AirCanada hi my flight got cancelled and I got rebooked on another, and the miles weren't credited to my account. Miles request rejected.
  1527. …in reply to @catehstn
    AirCanada I never got an email or anything with my new fight info and I threw out the ticket because didn't imagine this would be a problem
  1528. …in reply to @catehstn
    AirCanada can you possibly idk, look up what ticket you got for me when you rebooked my flight?
  1529. …in reply to @stillinbeta
    stillinbeta looooovvvvvveee
  1530. On leaving Amazon, an ex-employees take on /that/ post and how it prompted them to find a different job - fancybeans.com/blog/2016/04/25/raising-the-bar-on-leaving/
  1531. RT ShowAndHide: "Follow what goes on your soul, allows you to move through life calmer" sim, sim, sim!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1532. RT ShowAndHide: Hanging in Cascais with my friend Maria... Hiding at grey sands and showing the blue skies <3
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1533. …in reply to @kerrizor
  1534. …in reply to @yvonnezlam
  1535. hahaha, p much - How I Handle Long Email Delays - buff.ly/1SDaZgN
  1536. RT juliaferraioli: “...intentions don’t go very far. Actions are what matters.” - Insightful commentary on women's events by catehstn ht…
  1537. …in reply to @bydefault_tv
    bydefault_tv that owl looks upset I just want to make it better
  1538. …in reply to @bydefault_tv
    bydefault_tv pauvre oiseau
  1539. RT anarcharaccoon: Patriarchal conditioning dictates all of our interactions... it severely limits the spectrum of possible experience. ht…
  1540. Literally every time I write something about not doing women in tech events someone notices me for this and asks me to do a woman event.
  1541. …in reply to @catehstn
    This makes me so mad because invariably they don't address my reasons for not doing it and want me to pay my own travel and work for free.
  1542. …in reply to @catehstn
    I have concluded doing these things is at best pointless and at worst harmful. And I try not to do things that are pointless or harmful. So.
  1543. …in reply to @catehstn
    If a second shift of thankless emotional labour was going to address systematic inequity in tech, we would have seen more progress by now.
  1544. …in reply to @catehstn
    The reality has actually been a slow slide in the opposite direction. Hence: at best pointless.
  1545. …in reply to @catehstn
    Then what it does to those who participate in it. A sinkhole of time and emotional energy and for what? Some bullshit corporate feel good?
  1546. …in reply to @catehstn
    I have so many better things to do than this shit I can't begin to tell you, especially not in 140 characters or less.
  1547. …in reply to @catehstn
    But anyway if you like my writing on inclusivity in tech you should know it's nothing compared to my actual technical work.
  1548. …in reply to @catehstn
    But no one talks about that instead we talk about women being women and doing woman events and I am so fucking bored of it I can't tell you.
  1549. …in reply to @undefined
    skrud I know I saw that terrible article as our opportunity to help her make her escape!!!
  1550. …in reply to @iroc
    iroc Urgh yes I stopped a while ago and argh I don't want to talk about being a woman in tech I want to talk about cool shit w/o harassment
  1551. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica hahaha ilu and the grovers in Times Square will also
  1552. RT NeoNacho: catehstn This is like writing email, the result is just more of the things you hate (e.g. email or terrible events).
  1553. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho cannot find enough hedgehogs also do not want to share them
  1554. …in reply to @iroc
    iroc thanks! The rant that prompted the request that prompted this rant was: catehuston.com/blog/2016/04/21/the-trouble-with-womens-events/
  1555. …in reply to @iroc
    iroc yeah that is def my current philosophy also :)
  1556. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress I felt like that about my new laptop in December but <6 months in and already :(
  1557. …in reply to @iroc
    iroc yes. Definitely.
  1558. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho well hedgehogs are often constrained by their owners.
  1559. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress android studio is destroying mine but don't tell our mutual friends shhhhh
  1560. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress hahahaha omg that is going in our team slack
  1561. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  1562. …in reply to @iroc
    iroc oh haha Twitter lol I have a STORY dm me and I'll tell you tomorrow. (Late here).
  1563. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress hahaha I like being able to do both but yeah it's hard. Spent all day yesterday fighting with testing infra omg.
  1564. …in reply to @kstewart
    kstewart noooooo
  1565. …in reply to @iroc
    iroc :(
  1566. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress lol is that obj-c?
  1567. …in reply to @queersorceress
  1568. …in reply to @dearsarah
  1569. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden yesssss
  1570. …in reply to @dearsarah
    dearsarah :/ I go sometimes to feel not like the odd one out but I get less enthusiastic over time.
  1571. RT juliepagano: If anything, I think demands of free 2nd shift + emotional labor is counterproductive because it burns people out. https:…
  1572. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano yessssss I wrote code yesterday but mostly I was (I hope) an effective manager of my adorable team.
  1573. …in reply to @designatednerd
    designatednerd hahaha :) it's about testing on android!! You will have to tell me what you think!!
  1574. …in reply to @pennyherscher
    pennyherscher omg I am so close to there too!! Well, on the right continent for once.
  1575. …in reply to @rob_dodson
    rob_dodson hello rob-bot how is your vacation?
  1576. RT aranoff: There are so many layers to this visual. Enjoy. For the brazen: loop it, even. RossIngram/711953804149690368
  1577. …in reply to @seb_ly
    seb_ly you'll be awesome!
  1578. …in reply to @ecarrion89
    ecarrion89 haha yay!
  1579. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros aww! Today will be better!!
  1580. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager 💜💜💜💜💜 take care!!!
  1581. ICYMI I got a little bit ranty last night. catehstn/724716335306006528
  1582. Thanks to this week's sponsor StrideDev 💜 techspeakdigest/724874410096779264
  1583. …in reply to @coryannj
    coryannj thanks :)
  1584. …in reply to @AmyVernon
    AmyVernon thanks for sharing that!
  1585. …in reply to @christinatruong
    christinatruong thanks for sharing that!
  1586. …in reply to @HTWHoldings
    HTWHoldings thanks for sharing that!
  1587. …in reply to @coryannj
    coryannj hahahaha and if it's about owls, the answer is ALWAYS YES.
  1588. …in reply to @iroc
    iroc hahaha for me it is this rn sundress/724718577031340032
  1589. This waiter keeps calling me "ma'am" so I have to conclude that he hates me.
  1590. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
  1591. …in reply to @AmyVernon
    AmyVernon I try to admire their optimism haha ;) but yea
  1592. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager awwwwh no now I just feel sad for you also. Are you feeling any better today?
  1593. …in reply to @catehstn
    Oh good the waiter who likes me is here, he's encouraging me to speak Portugese. I wonder if he would like to discuss owls.
  1594. …in reply to @christinatruong
    christinatruong oh thank you!!
  1595. …in reply to @trodrigues
    trodrigues haha my friend told me and then i immediately forgot lol.
  1596. …in reply to @zenigel
    zenigel Geek_Manager noooooooooo
  1597. …in reply to @monacate
    monacate yes I am in Lisbon!! Have fun in Spain! I adore Barcelona and I hope you get to explore it.
  1598. …in reply to @monacate
    monacate omg you are going to love it. I am obsessed with Gaudi.
  1599. …in reply to @seb_ly
    seb_ly hahaha
  1600. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager oh nooooooo :( and it doesn't sound like you will be better by Saturday? I was hoping we could have breakfast @ LHR 💔
  1601. …in reply to @seb_ly
    seb_ly I will ask him tomorrow if he has thoughts on owls.
  1602. …in reply to @duncan
    duncan did it tell you to channel all your anger about the world and forcefully project it towards the screen?
  1603. RT ShowAndHide: Sunny April Beach Day - Showing Monte Estoril!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1604. Blogging and conf speaking are mine 💜 but yes - totally agree. emshort/724636823851536385
  1605. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager I will see you at your conference when I assume you will have to be in that terrible city where you live 💜💋
  1606. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager me toooooooooo
  1607. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager I will but I am coming alone :( I should register.
  1608. RT ShowAndHide: 📷 “I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.” Susan Sontag tmblr.co/ZUNk_l25arUB8
  1609. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah 💜
  1610. …in reply to @Torface5585
    Torface5585 idk are you coming to visit me?
  1611. …in reply to @Torface5585
    Torface5585 Lisbon. Where are you?!
  1612. This point, 1000 times - “Including women is not the same as hearing women.” buff.ly/1T1xeY0
  1613. …in reply to @Torface5585
    Torface5585 hahaha oh dear I'm sorry!
  1614. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
  1615. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l 💜💜💜💜💜
  1616. …in reply to @_mbdr_
    @maruthven does he hate me? I do not know.
  1617. A hedgehog needs a bowl!! hedgehogdays/724947655474876416
  1618. …in reply to @_mbdr_
    @maruthven Lisbon!!
  1619. Sometimes you gotta give your boss some tough feedback.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1620. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l buritica supports or tolerates? ;)
  1621. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros they are blue furry creatures found in times square. i want one to stroke my hair and tell me everything will be ok.
  1622. ICYMI, I wrote about why I rarely speak at women's events. The Trouble With Women’s Events - buff.ly/1SB7K6y
  1623. …in reply to @seb_ly
    seb_ly yes. They do a discounted one day ticket if you only go for the day you are speaking.
  1624. …in reply to @seb_ly
    seb_ly it's a fundraiser :/
  1625. …in reply to @seb_ly
    seb_ly yeah and tbh I understand the model? I just wish they were more transparent about it.
  1626. …in reply to @seb_ly
    seb_ly depends on the charity and the work ;)
  1627. …in reply to @girlgerms
    girlgerms thank you!
  1628. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros not entirely sure what a minion is?
  1629. …in reply to @duncan
    duncan good job at it tho. 10 points.
  1630. …in reply to @philsturgeon
    philsturgeon !!!! Was the formatting better today? First issue written in markdown.
  1631. Where does emotional energy come from and how to I get more of it? The answer does not appear to be ice cream but it was a worthy endeavor.
  1632. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also where do decisions come from I appear to have run out.
  1633. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille can I have a decision please do you have one to spare?
  1634. …in reply to @0x2ba22e11
    0x2ba22e11 I can get 2 of those things brb sleeping
  1635. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille can't stop laughing also can't decide whether taking you up on this is a good idea
  1636. …in reply to @undefined
    @rjweeks70 yes :) more about chronic illness but def identify with finite capacity.
  1637. …in reply to @undefined
    @rjweeks70 yeah my friends can just look at me and see there is nothing left!
  1638. …in reply to @philsturgeon
    philsturgeon oh yay. Something else coming from that you will like I think :)
  1639. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson opportune advice given its my birthday next week ;)
  1640. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l oooooh okay please explain this hoarding.
  1641. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica skamille it would be a good surprise because it's us, obvi!!!
  1642. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit hahaha thanks
  1643. …in reply to @LizardEatsFlies
    LizardEatsFlies Awwh 💜💜💜
  1644. RT anarcharaccoon: The concept of a specialist inherently creates power dynamics and undermines egalitarian relationships. https://t.co/AG…
  1645. …in reply to @jewelia
    jewelia JillWetzler aii you two hung out I am jelly 💜
  1646. …in reply to @sailorhg
    sailorhg fwiw I believe you.
  1647. …in reply to @stat_geek
    stat_geek sleep helped!!
  1648. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller nice!
  1649. RT hmason: Accidentally added a typo to the Mac dictionary, had to edit a hidden config file to remove it. How do non-tech people even use…
  1650. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy why isn't there an animal in that selfie?
  1651. ICYMI yesterday I am super excited about these tshirts (and supporting 2 awesome organizations) catehuston.com/blog/2016/04/25/just-say-no-to-thankless-emotional-labour-the-t-shirt/
  1652. On the stripe hiring teams thing, I see this as recognition that building a high performing team is hard, so why not acquire one wholesale.
  1653. …in reply to @catehstn
    Which leaves me with questions: if high performing teams are so valuable, why aren't managers who can enable a team to perform sought after?
  1654. …in reply to @catehstn
    I think this is because the skills to do this are unclear, and heavily dependent on context - specifically the organization.
  1655. …in reply to @catehstn
    So often companies get this wrong. Hire some white dude exec from one company, wonder why he isn't effective, after some period, fire him.
  1656. …in reply to @catehstn
    Why does this happen? His previous "effectiveness" driven by context, or maybe wasn't really effective because failing upwards is a thing.
  1657. …in reply to @catehstn
    (I am using "he" here deliberately.)
  1658. …in reply to @catehstn
    Anyway I am skeptical of this strategy which I think will be difficult for all the reasons integrating acquisitions is difficult.
  1659. …in reply to @catehstn
    And also because of the problems of homogeneity that we also see in acquisitions, that other people have pointed out.
  1660. …in reply to @catehstn
    But cheaper sticker price than an acquisition, so.
  1661. …in reply to @undefined
  1662. …in reply to @parsingphase
    parsingphase I don't follow sports
  1663. …in reply to @web_goddess
  1664. …in reply to @stefano_zanella
  1665. …in reply to @parsingphase
    parsingphase haha for corruption afaik!!
  1666. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho they must still be interviewing?
  1667. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy oh dear why are you in such a terrible place?!?
  1668. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho still interview aquihire there's a business model prepping teams to interview!
  1669. …in reply to @kstewart
    kstewart haha yes but hiring managers in tech is an even more ridiculous system than hiring ics
  1670. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson lol you have a week left and i have a week left of being 30!
  1671. …in reply to @lccarson
  1672. …in reply to @undefined
    @snowcrashmike haha i did have more ice cream feeling good about the world!
  1673. …in reply to @kstewart
  1674. Gathering ideas for island adventures! 💜🏝 buff.ly/1r7iOPU
  1675. …in reply to @williampietri
    williampietri I believe that.
  1676. RT ShowAndHide: 📷 “I’m so shy now I wear sunglasses everywhere I go.” Al Pacino tmblr.co/ZUNk_l25dx7DJ
  1677. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress I have no idea how people do that. Am I just weird that my full makeup regimen involves a lot of hand washing?
  1678. RT ShowAndHide: Walking for the streets of Lisbon! Hiding the colours, showing the charm :)
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1679. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress I love love love makeup but I would never apply it on a train and I have it down to <5 mins and <2 (full /day)
  1680. I can't even with Trumps if Hilary were a man rhetoric. If Hilary were a man the US would have had an openly gay president. CAN YOU IMAGINE.
  1681. …in reply to @catehstn
    If Hilary were a man he would have won last time.
  1682. …in reply to @catehstn
    If Hilary were a man I would have to address his points rather than his outfits, or tone.
  1683. …in reply to @catehstn
    If Hilary were a man there would be fewer blatant misogynists supporting the trump.
  1684. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho EXACTLY
  1685. I love this. Woman normalises celebrity instagrams. buff.ly/22WYXP2 /via lindseybieda
  1686. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson hahahaha
  1687. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson I am going to go and pet a grover in times square
  1688. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho yessss
  1689. …in reply to @DeannaHoak
    DeannaHoak lindseybieda haha yeah omg lol
  1690. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro this wins the internet imo
  1691. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson 😍 thank you i knew i could count on your support.
  1692. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson hahaha yes! Ofc one must have a mailbox.
  1693. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson hahahaha <3
  1694. New version of our Android app on the play store & guess who got to write the release notes? play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ride.playstore
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1695. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit hahaha
  1696. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy do I need to buy a ticket?
  1697. RT 360andev: Deadline to submit a talk is April 29 aka this Friday aka in 2 days. What are you waiting for? Do it now! https://t.co/NiocmA…
  1698. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy okidoke
  1699. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy will your final form be protobuffers or Json
  1700. …in reply to @catehstn
    Me! I wrote the release notes! You are limited to 500 characters on android so I feel like my time spent on Twitter is finally paying off.
  1701. RT ShowAndHide: Dinner by the Market! Hearing the Fado...
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1702. …in reply to @MotherOFirebees
  1703. …in reply to @lapsu
    lapsu thanks for sharing it :)
  1704. …in reply to @MotherOFirebees
    MotherOFirebees please don't die. I would consider it a personal favor.
  1705. RT zellieimani: Pierre Jean-Louis paints the universe and nature into Black Women’s hair
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1706. I am so excited to get to work but I can't work before I eat and the food isn't here so I am just excited with nowhere to go but twitterrrrr
  1707. Testing Intents on Android: Like Stabbing Yourself in the Eye With A Blunt Implement catehuston.com/blog/2016/04/28/testing-intents-on-android-like-stabbing-yourself-in-the-eye-with-a-blunt-implement/
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1708. RT ShowAndHide: 📷 “Truth, like gold, is to be obtained not by its growth, but by washing away from it all that is not... https://t.co/f6Si…
  1709. …in reply to @brainwane
    brainwane I feel like I write up my adventures in android development just for you ❣
  1710. RT brainwane: catehstn I grew angry on your behalf upon learning that the debugger wasn't stopping on breakpoints. YOU HAD ONE JOB.
  1711. RT ShowAndHide: "Colour: the property possessed by an object of producing different sensations on the eye... " (Lisbon!) https://t.co/229v…
  1712. …in reply to @similarcircles
    similarcircles aww thank you!!
  1713. …in reply to @brainwane
    brainwane 💜💜💜💜💜
  1714. …in reply to @catehstn
    I am available to speak at android conferences about how appalling the dev tooling is in a hilarious and debatably useful way.
  1715. …in reply to @catehstn
    I would call it "resisting Stockholm syndrome in android development". Developers who have accepted their fate may hate me for it.
  1716. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
    LittleMxSurly benefit of working remotely is I can cry wherever I want but actually it has made me angry but never cry.
  1717. …in reply to @catehstn
    My hot take on developer tooling: it should work and have documentation.
  1718. …in reply to @PhilDarnowsky
    PhilDarnowsky thank you :) you never know you might enjoy my journey through all the things that are broken.
  1719. …in reply to @catehstn
    Oh! Oh! A session targeted to new developers titled "everything is terrible and most of it isn't your fault".
  1720. …in reply to @IamStan
    IamStan hahaha yes to prove how hardcore we are?
  1721. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
  1722. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  1723. …in reply to @PhilDarnowsky
  1724. …in reply to @catehstn
    If anyone is wondering why chiuki didn't ask me to keynote 360andev with these ideas: it's a mystery to me, also.
  1725. …in reply to @natbro
    natbro ooh excellent!
  1726. RT natbro: catehstn i would attend or participate in a panel discussion on this subject. my specific hate expertise is in simulators and…
  1727. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho hahaha
  1728. For ages I've tried to tell people I've "no visual imagination" and so reading this was… I have no words. buff.ly/1XOHln7 /v Aleen
  1729. …in reply to @williampietri
  1730. …in reply to @Aleen
    Aleen yeahhh I knew that I didn't visualize as much as people but I didn't realize how much less or some of the consequences.
  1731. …in reply to @catehstn
    Aleen like something i am wondering is "is this why i can't meditate?"
  1732. …in reply to @Aleen
    Aleen YES I go swimming :)
  1733. …in reply to @undefined
  1734. …in reply to @_sagesharp_
    sarahsharp Aleen I just code in a different way. I have feelings, and I follow them about, and I'm very clear on what fits with what.
  1735. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l ahh okay. Yeah. I can get rid of some I think.
  1736. …in reply to @shanecurcuru
  1737. …in reply to @DrJoVian
  1738. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller hahaha 💜
  1739. …in reply to @MotherOFirebees
  1740. …in reply to @bethcodes
    bethcodes ooh that sounds like an interesting project!!
  1741. This picture captures everything I want in life. thisispumpkin/725678258268819456
  1742. Urgh save me from girl "feminists".
  1743. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller kinda bragging tho. But I can't think of anyone who deserves a menagerie of owls and raccoons more than you.
  1744. …in reply to @EricaJoy
  1745. …in reply to @baileybaileybee
    baileybaileybee i loved the book!
  1746. RT ShowAndHide: “Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.” Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky https://t.co/uQ0U…
  1747. Interesting series - SOLID Principles for Android - part 1- Single Responsibility Principle buff.ly/1VKbLtn /via NatashaTheRobot
  1748. …in reply to @undefined
    MoisheL are you going anywhere exciting?
  1749. …in reply to @undefined
    MoisheL SlackHQ whoaaaaa!!!
  1750. …in reply to @catehstn
    MoisheL SlackHQ also I get into NYC on Saturday night when do you leave? Can we drink tea in a 3rd city?
  1751. …in reply to @undefined
    MoisheL damn! Congrats though that is super exciting!!! And yes I will be doing perfectly normal activities with Times Square grovers.
  1752. …in reply to @undefined
    MoisheL yes buritica is also leaving as I arrive but is coming along with me first!!
  1753. …in reply to @undefined
    MoisheL I am a little offended you are leaving right before I arrive. It's like you didn't trust I would show up. moishel/677567573752320000
  1754. …in reply to @undefined
    MoisheL haha you are going to San Francisco tho. That breaks the formula.
  1755. RT ShowAndHide: Still shopping for this afternoon's colour...
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1756. …in reply to @DrJoVian
    DrJoVian tbh i was never that good at music. total slog.
  1757. …in reply to @DrJoVian
    DrJoVian thanks :) I never made it past grade 5, perhaps that is as far as you can go if it's only math and not much more.
  1758. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l lol
  1759. RT NoToFeminism: I don’t need femism I wish femisits would just CALM DOWN & stop being HYSTERICAL & be more like men! who send death threa…
  1760. …in reply to @lindseybieda
    lindseybieda 💜 I have very similar convos and yeah.
  1761. …in reply to @willmanduffy
  1762. …in reply to @sailorhg
    sailorhg I also loved that movie!
  1763. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille I love your love language 💜
  1764. …in reply to @justkelly_ok
    justkelly_ok 🌟❣🌟
  1765. My crush is pinned on my home screen with an undismissable notification I fucking hate computers.
  1766. …in reply to @catehstn
    Phone "need to deal with this!" Me: "I did deal with this! And by the way I hate you" Phone "don't care you know you are useless without me"
  1767. RT ShowAndHide: Showing complexions of greens while drinking coffee in Lisbon.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1768. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l yes
  1769. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho it's one I would like to turn off.
  1770. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho my phone is as demonic as past cate
  1771. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  1772. …in reply to @coryannj
    coryannj wickedgeekie I need it!!!!
  1773. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor no lol
  1774. You should read this. The End of Empathy - buff.ly/1puSwpb /by wittelstephanie /via harper
  1775. WFA = working from airport. #showandhide
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1776. The next WTHIC, sent from LIS, is a love letter to a dull life. Because dull is different than boring. Subscribe: wherethehelliscate.com ❣️
  1777. …in reply to @catehstn
    Sent. But if you subscribe by the time I arrive at LHR, you will still get it.
  1778. Beautiful. Moving from ambition to grace - buff.ly/23Sd0Ln /by felsull
  1779. Travel rituals. Send WTHIC from airport, listen to shouldwepodcast on plane. Travel therefore brings dianakimball & I together, but apart.
  1780. …in reply to @AkashaCoin
    nexxylove haha yes! chiuki and I have been doing it for over 18 months now :)
  1781. …in reply to @marythought
    marythought these ones! Grey canvas!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1782. …in reply to @catehstn
    marythought and thanks so much :)
  1783. I think today I am learning an important lesson about work hours and regular meals. I hope future cate remembers it.
  1784. RT ShowAndHide: Shading my blue jeans on the cobbles of Lisbon :)
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1785. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky I am present cate repenting for past cate's sins
  1786. …in reply to @catehstn
    I keep getting confused because I only have one plane ticket.
  1787. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager wait are you at the airport? I AM AT THE AIRPORT. Is it the same one?
  1788. …in reply to @catehstn
    Trying not to sleep in an airport again. I need to make better life choices.
  1789. RT juliepagano: Fuck your empty words about diversity, inclusivity, empathy. I can't do anything with them except be disappointed. ACTIONS…
  1790. RT NeoNacho: catehstn some of the best people have slept in airports, including past cate.
  1791. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho to describe it as sleeping is kinda rounding up a lot
  1792. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica idk what to tell you past cate has always been the kind of demonic optimist who would say, agree to move to colombia over lunch.
  1793. …in reply to @catehstn
    buritica some of the things she does are less good ideas
  1794. …in reply to @undefined
    felsull 💜
  1795. …in reply to @catehstn
    The good news is I do not have to sleep in the Airport. The bad news is I appear to be in the British equivalent of the jersey shore?
  1796. …in reply to @catehstn
    There are a lot of drunk people yelling at one other and some dude with a guitar.
  1797. …in reply to @dbentley
    dbentley I have nfi barely lived here in nearly 9 years!
  1798. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager noooooooooooooo 💔 I think you finally left as I arrived
  1799. …in reply to @jeffwatkins
    jeffwatkins hahaha I expect so I think he was also wearing glasses inside
  1800. …in reply to @corbett
    corbett 3 times the awesome
  1801. It just occurred to me that Twitter reimplement emoji and DID NOT ADD AN OWL EMOJI.
  1802. London from the sky at night.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1803. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l were there four tiny beagles?
  1804. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad I am so hungry and these tweets are making me wildly jealous.
  1805. Surely the only acceptable reason to reimplement emoji is to have more emoji?
  1806. …in reply to @natashathenomad
  1807. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager 💜💜💜💜💜
  1808. All I want to do today I lie in bed and work whilst people bring me tea and food. Unfortunately I have to get dressed and catch plane first.
  1809. …in reply to @catehstn
    But then!! Life of my dreams for the flight to YUL. It turns out my dreams do not have Internet access.
  1810. …in reply to @catehstn
    Been ages since I went to YUL I hope I have time to visit the maple products store.
  1811. RT ShowAndHide: Showing and hiding a summer-ish spring!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1812. Found The Sandwich @ LHR except not because was such a crushing disappointment I couldn't finish it. So is life worth living at all, really?
  1813. RT ShowAndHide: 📷 “Could it think, the heart would stop beating.” Fernando Pessoa Green taxi’s, green buildings de... https://t.co/SToDV2G…
  1814. I am sooooooo excited about these - Just Say No to Thankless Emotional Labour: The T-Shirt buff.ly/1Wxdeln
  1815. …in reply to @baconandcoconut
    baconandcoconut derickbailey haha I can see if we can add totes!!!
  1816. …in reply to @piewords
  1817. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho ahhhh
  1818. Hahaha biscuit monster - John Oliver has Bad News for Cookie Monster - buff.ly/22YXjfJ /via alex_mck
  1819. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l lol penguins
  1820. …in reply to @mxriverlynn
    derickbailey yay thank you!!!
  1821. …in reply to @CatSwetel
    CatSwetel I am biased but imo perfect gift!!
  1822. …in reply to @jeffwatkins
  1823. …in reply to @OpenSorceress
  1824. …in reply to @vonneudeck
    vonneudeck he wasn't playing at all!!
  1825. …in reply to @niais
    niais yes 💔
  1826. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l if I ever return 💔
  1827. I learned this lesson painfully in September 2015. cattsmall/726398289856335872
  1828. RT lisamarienyc: I've been #TechnicallySpeaking! #SMMW16 catehstn chiuki
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1829. …in reply to @lisamarienyc
    lisamarienyc chiuki omg I love this!!
  1830. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah yes!! Italy or France best bets ime
  1831. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
    LittleMxSurly hello tourist here I just arrived in your city. Breakfast this week? 💜
  1832. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
    LittleMxSurly yessssssss
  1833. …in reply to @donasarkar
  1834. RT ShowAndHide: How to build the perfect windows. Showing off Jasmin Noir, Lisbon...
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1835. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager 💜💜💜💜💜
  1836. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml "too many" > 0
  1837. RT philsturgeon: Pretty accurate.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API