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July 2016 — 1421 tweets

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  1. …in reply to @lhawthorn
    lhawthorn yayyyy i will dm it to you!
  2. Is it okay to go to bed at 730? Asking for a friend who woke up at 3am and forgot to eat dinner. Okay. It me.
  3. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
  4. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
  5. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l I have pre-toasted toast and dulce de Leche. But I can't be bothered to food.
  6. …in reply to @catehstn
    Discovered that I do not have a proper mailing address and need to do some investigation. I am so bad at being domesticated.
  7. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords haha thanks ;)
  8. …in reply to @biochembelle
  9. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords lol 💜
  10. …in reply to @zara_p
    zara_p :) kinda necessary given where I live ;)
  11. …in reply to @zara_p
    zara_p lol!
  12. …in reply to @medeamaterial
  13. …in reply to @roidrage
  14. RT WentRogue: Heidi is sick of your bullshit.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  15. RT CityLab: This map shows that basically all roads do lead to Rome trib.al/IVEuFuG
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  16. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar omg this 💔 hope you are okay.
  17. Trying to psych myself up for early morning spin class. Can I do it?
  18. RT TPuski: "1:1s are the most important activity as a manager, and a meeting that I never want to reschedule" by catehstn :) https://t.co…
  19. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
  20. …in reply to @catehstn
    Did it y'all. And kettlebells!
  21. …in reply to @ansate
    ansate :D thank you!
  22. …in reply to @mnowster
  23. Engineer, "I'm glad you are back. But I guess you have nowhere else to go now." 💔 aiiii brexit.
  24. …in reply to @calavera
    calavera oh thank you! So glad you found it helpful!
  25. …in reply to @FunnelFiasco
  26. …in reply to @pardel
  27. Google is all about diversity as performance art, so no surprise that the numbers aren't moving. businessinsider/748872837881008128
  28. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also LOL at the attempts to say that change is happening even though the numbers don't reflect it. So much for data driven, hey?
  29. RT tef_ebooks: i'm not saying impostor syndrome is over in the uk, but it's hard to look at the government and not think "well, i feel com…
  30. RT tryswiftnyc: Last chance to get discounted #tryswiftnyc tickets! Sale ends midnight EST! Come 🐥🎉🗽 w/ us! tryswiftnyc.com/ https:…
  31. Omg I hope this fucker gets tried for war crimes. I hate him so much. diligenttruth/748852318200795136
  32. RT willmanduffy: i have a lot in common with web forms like for example i am in constant need of validation
  33. Made it through to the end of today's (and this week's!) list and afternoon meetings cancelled so LET'S START THIS LONG WEEKEND SHALL WE?
  34. …in reply to @catehstn
    I'm going on an adventure to guatape. sundress: "I can't help but notice your first weekend with a home you celebrate by leaving it again."
  35. …in reply to @catehstn
    Idk how else do you celebrate things other than by leaving. See also: deal with problems.
  36. …in reply to @queencodemonkey
    queencodemonkey cephus you two are adorkable ❣
  37. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l haha yes they do.
  38. Trying this relaxing malarkey. Step 1: abandon the novel I have not been enjoying (or: reading) and starting a new one.
  39. …in reply to @catehstn
    This is Dramatic because I am a Hardcore Completionist. It's one of my most annoying and driving characteristics.
  40. …in reply to @kellyryanobrien
  41. …in reply to @monica_farrell
    monica_farrell yeah it just pushes me to read non-fiction instead, which I mostly think is a good thing! But this weekend: relaxing!
  42. …in reply to @ecarrion89
    ecarrion89 yes that was JF.
  43. …in reply to @marthakelly
    marthakelly yeah I tend to use this to be picky about which books I start. And it's pushed me to read more non-fiction, which I kinda like.
  44. …in reply to @rodbegbie
    rodbegbie that's sarcasm right? Because she got a bunch of shit and quit.
  45. …in reply to @rodbegbie
    rodbegbie :/ yeah
  46. Urgh every time my bank is annoying they try to make some bullshit argument about security but I am sure it is ineptitude.
  47. …in reply to @catehstn
    This does not inspire confidence.
  48. …in reply to @rodbegbie
    rodbegbie hahahaha
  49. OMG THIS - “If you don’t believe in someone, you should not be teaching them.” buff.ly/298zjXd /by @Nettabondy
  50. Set off on an adventure without 1) packing up everything I own and 2) my work laptop. This is so exciting!! Not taking a plane either!
  51. …in reply to @catehstn
    Hahaha driving straight past the airport though!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  52. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller I mean I have a laptop with me. But just the one.
  53. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller :) enjoy yours!!
  54. …in reply to @nkkl
    nkkl 18F yay!!!
  55. Hello, yes, I do appear to be in paradise.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  56. …in reply to @cory_foy
    cory_foy that looks like an airport
  57. …in reply to @undefined
  58. …in reply to @cory_foy
    cory_foy nice! I mean, I like airports too. No judgement!
  59. …in reply to @catehstn
    Unfortunately, the Internet in paradise is always dreadful. But maybe that is a feature and not a bug.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  60. …in reply to @gr2m
    gr2m have you been?
  61. …in reply to @catehstn
    Yesssssss I know what I am doing this evening. And tomorrow evening. And Sunday evening. And Monday morning.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  62. …in reply to @undefined
  63. …in reply to @catehstn
    sundress don't look you may die of jealousy
  64. …in reply to @gr2m
    gr2m abuiles ooh yay!!! I am also on a lake. Super happy.
  65. …in reply to @undefined
  66. …in reply to @gr2m
    gr2m thanks!! Hope you are doing awesome!!!
  67. …in reply to @tgrevatt
    tgrevatt I am so excited
  68. …in reply to @gr2m
    gr2m 💜
  69. …in reply to @tgrevatt
  70. …in reply to @undefined
  71. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille you should or we can go to the river of 5 colors.
  72. …in reply to @medeamaterial
    medeamaterial yessssss tomorrow!!
  73. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg hahahaha 💜💜💜💜💜
  74. …in reply to @nhocki
    nhocki buritica skamille sebasoga I will take you on an unapproved adventure 💜
  75. Spin in the morning swim in the evening sleep all night 🚵🏻🏋🏻🏊🏻😴💤
  76. …in reply to @catehstn
    My legs are so jacked. Tomorrow I am going to climb a large rock.
  77. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml nhocki buritica skamille sebasoga Yesssss Camille let's go night time roaming.
  78. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability ahh Mabel ilu so pretty
  79. …in reply to @medeamaterial
  80. …in reply to @mishmosh
    mishmosh I also worked there and left in 2014 along with many other women because of harassment and other bullshit.
  81. …in reply to @catehstn
    mishmosh also I didn't say weren't trying I called it diversity as performance art. Eg throwing money but not firing men who harass women.
  82. …in reply to @catehstn
    mishmosh I don't think good parental leave is that impressive from a company with so much money. Also an American problem. I'm euro.
  83. …in reply to @catehstn
    mishmosh also mentoring is nice and I got some too but sponsorship is better and that is hard with constant reorgs and prove it again.
  84. …in reply to @harper
    harper ahh one of my favorite airports. Enjoy!
  85. …in reply to @harper
    harper in my top 10. Probably top 5.
  86. …in reply to @harper
    harper Hong Kong!
  87. …in reply to @catehstn
    harper I spent most of a day there once and I had a lovely time.
  88. I feel fierce this morning. Off to climb a rock.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  89. …in reply to @harper
    harper how about you?
  90. …in reply to @0x2ba22e11
    0x2ba22e11 thank you!
  91. …in reply to @FunnelFiasco
  92. RT Nick_Craver: This would make a good tech debt poster:
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  93. …in reply to @catehstn
    At the top y'all. It's so beautiful. Like nowhere else I have ever been.
  94. …in reply to @chiuki
    chiuki you and The Cat
  95. …in reply to @chiuki
    chiuki awww
  96. …in reply to @catehstn
    It me. On top of a rock.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  97. …in reply to @BriannaWu
  98. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l hi Rachael in Seattle
  99. Snacks available up here include: lemon chips (crisps for Brits) and cheese ice cream.
  100. …in reply to @philsturgeon
    philsturgeon yeah with caramel and with something else.
  101. I'm chilling on a rock on a rock, listening to music and taking in the view. What are y'all doing today?
  102. …in reply to @bugKrusha
    bugKrusha hahaha what are you writing?
  103. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l Aww if I wasnt happy in Paradise I would wish I was having girl time with you <3
  104. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l omg I love pedis!!
  105. …in reply to @theophani
    theophani erm available in the same store? I guess you could mix if you wanted to.
  106. …in reply to @bugKrusha
    bugKrusha awesome! Code review is great :) yesssss I am it's nice here and I needed to escape.
  107. …in reply to @wndxlori
    wndxlori nice!
  108. …in reply to @willsmith
    willsmith its so cool. I love Colombia!
  109. I have seen jet skis. I must drive one.
  110. …in reply to @mkflint
    mkflint guatape!
  111. …in reply to @seb_ly
  112. …in reply to @ladycornfish
  113. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz yayyyy so exciting I haven't driven one before. Just a skidoo.
  114. I am doing life right today. (Not pictured: the black skinny jeans I am wearing by the pool omg lol)
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  115. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller place called guatape, it's about 2 hours from Medellin
  116. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller it is super beautiful and very chill!
  117. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor hahaha some of it.
  118. …in reply to @harper
    harper ooh Frankfurt is also high on my list. My favorite sandwich is opposite gate b23.
  119. …in reply to @harper
    harper no! Hi CJN we are talking favorite airports :)
  120. …in reply to @harper
    harper CJN so down for anything involving airports
  121. …in reply to @krakendev
    allonsykraken hahaha owlzzzzzz
  122. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
  123. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg aww yes I love being met at the airport. I remember when you picked me up in SF ✈️💜
  124. Never underestimate the avoidance of British people. dyergeoff/748968529727197184
  125. RT jegtnes: Whenever I mention I’m probably leaving the country I have people practically line up to tell me it’ll be fine. https://t.co/b…
  126. RT jegtnes: “potentially going to be fine, depending on negotiations” isn’t really what you want to base your life around tbh
  127. RT jegtnes: especially “depending on negotiations between a group of despondent, incompetent sociopaths and a 27-strong nation bloc who no…
  128. A biting and accurate description of British politicians. jegtnes/749588163220402176
  129. Cate: "wow it's cold" Cate: "when did you become someone who thinks <20 degrees is cold?" Cate: "something something unexpected cold"
  130. …in reply to @catehstn
    My inner monologue is pretty negative and judgmental tbh.
  131. …in reply to @elstamey
  132. Grey sky morning.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  133. Even though there is no airport, I will send a WTHIC from Guatape. Feat. musings on solo adventure, physical strength, and buying a kettle.
  134. …in reply to @catehstn
    If you want it: wherethehelliscate.com - my friends seem to love it, and for me, it's my favorite thing that I do 💌
  135. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho I am trying new things.
  136. …in reply to @ansate
    ansate my inner monologue is basically the super-human future-cate I'm trying to be. She has no patience with present-cate's human frailty.
  137. …in reply to @ansate
    ansate ooh i like that one.
  138. …in reply to @ansate
    ansate next time we see each other IRL we must have a long conversation about our future selves.
  139. …in reply to @ansate
  140. …in reply to @kwugirl
    kwugirl aww I think you are kind :)
  141. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability just remember you are a wonderful person and Mabel may feel some modicum of affection for you.
  142. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability aww Mabel is the cutest but you are pretty great also 💜
  143. …in reply to @marginfades
    marginfades I love this one! So eerie!
  144. …in reply to @peterseibel
    peterseibel actually the uk is only partially metric. Sizes like that are usually imperial.
  145. …in reply to @peterseibel
  146. …in reply to @wndxlori
    wndxlori I knew in time you would become friends
  147. …in reply to @Hagit
    Hagit no I am now pretty sure there is nothing edible in Newark airport.
  148. …in reply to @haley
    haley misandrelazar aww! Congrats!
  149. On male privilege and networks - buff.ly/29eRfhl /via dontgetcaught
  150. …in reply to @Hagit
    Hagit I find this to be a good general rule for us airports tbh
  151. …in reply to @bugKrusha
  152. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td I did!
  153. …in reply to @wndxlori
    wndxlori omg poor little raccoon
  154. Important update: driving a jetski was everything I dreamed it would be. Like an aquatic quadbike.
  155. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td I also bought a tea pot!
  156. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td it was quite an adventure. Kettles are not easy to find in Colombia. catehstn/747204291904012288
  157. …in reply to @Hagit
  158. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability omg it was happiness
  159. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td well I managed to buy it 6 days ago. There's a whole thread of how hard it was to find. That was my second try and buying one.
  160. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td 💜
  161. …in reply to @bydefault_tv
    bydefault_tv ahhhh so many things about that tweet will give me nightmares
  162. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td in Spanish!! In Spanish!!! I trained for that moment!!!
  163. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td hahahaha💜💜💜💜💜
  164. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro omg! So cute! What are their names?!
  165. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller omg! amazing!
  166. Nighttime rock.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  167. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy yay ❣
  168. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro wow those names suggest that this raccoons aren't your new bffs. On one hand I'm glad you haven't replaced me. On the other...
  169. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille important phrases
  170. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller oh yeah I super wanted to go to rottnest!!
  171. …in reply to @geekygirlsarah
    geekygirlsarah shu awwwh what a clever little cutie
  172. RT polotek: The new white supremacy is one where nobody's racist, but "respect" for black ppl is always followed by a "but".
  173. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky OMG what happens on Wednesday?
  174. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky omg Blair might be tried for war crimes. Can't wait!!!!
  175. RT TravelIndustry: Where are you traveling next? #TravelTheWorld #travel
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  176. …in reply to @pilky
  177. Depressing and predictable Even female Supreme Court justices get interrupted too much by men - buff.ly/29EHd7L /via dontgetcaught
  178. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller omg Nigel's. Actually the worst.
  179. …in reply to @zeina_codes
  180. Current political situation: like the entitled white men of the world are having some kind of collective mantrum. I wish they would stop.
  181. This is super helpful if you work with a lot of people who are working in their second language - buff.ly/29obR9a /by mollyclare
  182. …in reply to @TheNiceBot
    TheNiceBot thank you. You seem very nice also.
  183. …in reply to @mollyclare
    mollyclare :) I work with mainly Spanish speakers and I've thought a lot about this, but you had some new tips!! Thanks :)
  184. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller Nigel no mates!!
  185. RT SwiftOnSecurity: Explaining Brexit to Americans, 2016-07-04
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  186. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora haha yeah I have always found the font name weird for that reason. Nice font tho. What I would expect from a Swiss font.
  187. …in reply to @ekp
    ekp triketora wishful yes but I admire your optimism
  188. I want another day off so I can stay inside and write code 💔
  189. I acquired another Domestic Object to go with mi búho 😍
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  190. Watching how to be single which is cool because I think I have some things to learn about that.
  191. …in reply to @catehstn
    So far in NYC lots of drinking and no grovers. Am I doing life wrong?
  192. purpleyay yay I love Barcelona!
  193. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit no maybe I should have. Next time I see him.
  194. …in reply to @dbentley
  195. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde haha :)
  196. …in reply to @catehstn
    Why is there always some bro who decides to teach a woman how to be an asshole and we all know they will eventually fall in love.
  197. …in reply to @purpleyay
    purpleyay gaudi gaudi gaudi. Park guell and casa mila especially. Also the Picasso museum is cool. Food is amazing! Walk along the beach!
  198. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l groverrrrrrrrrr
  199. …in reply to @heycojovo
    c_johnston why not!
  200. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l you are a good friend 💜
  201. …in reply to @catehstn
    The workaholic woman drove away the cute fuckwit. I think you're supposed to think she's crazy but she seems very rational to me.
  202. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde I am watching a movie!!
  203. …in reply to @catehstn
    Okay that was actually a cool movie I think. So much better than where I thought it was going initially.
  204. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson whaaaaaaa
  205. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson yikes
  206. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson never doubted you were pro ;)
  207. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde lol! Okay. I will try it.
  208. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller ooh good point.
  209. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  210. …in reply to @zoesqwilliams
    zoesqwilliams arghhhhhhghgh
  211. RT charles_hawley: From the country that invented the word "Schadenfreude." The FDP is driving this truck around London today. https://t.c…
  212. Delightfully nihilistic. pjux/750283950610849792
  213. A good list of things that are often considered when interviewing for technical roles, and why they aren't useful - buff.ly/29fHwr5
  214. …in reply to @marcprecipice
  215. …in reply to @lindseybieda
    lindseybieda I saw them in Sydney and it was awesome!!
  216. RT PPricklepants: Princess Penelope Pricklepants Sep. 2013 - Jul. 2016 RIP, dearest sweetest hedgehog ever, you will be missed. https://t.…
  217. Every hedgehog I love eventually leaves me 💔
  218. RT BeLeaderly: 6 Months. 6 Management Lessons. catehstn with ride ow.ly/a6Ju301QQtm
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  219. …in reply to @Sasha_Goebbels
  220. RT RedPandatxt: When you have no one to cuddle :(
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  221. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress I have actually never used force touch.
  222. RT chiuki: Subscribe to techspeak.email for great articles and resources on speaking at technical conferences. https://t.co/JEY2HS…
  223. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica aww not true 💜
  224. Biggest complaint about SlackHQ: now it feels weird when I can't edit my incomprehensible typo-filled messages on every other service.
  225. Thanks to this week's sponsor glowforge - one of our sustaining sponsors! 💜 techspeakdigest/750403125610221568
  226. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also super happy to share that Kickstarter are now a techspeakdigest sustaining sponsor through the rest of 2016 ❣️
  227. 💯 “stop trying to impress people with your numbers and ask the folks on your team how they’re doing” buff.ly/29FTglh /by LynMuldrow
  228. …in reply to @queersorceress
  229. …in reply to @dontgetcaught
    dontgetcaught hahaha yes! <3 thank you!
  230. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l that would be the biggest downside.
  231. micheleaiello hey - qq - is there a URL scheme for saving an event to google calendar for iOS? Googling hasn't yielded anything, sorry :/
  232. …in reply to @micheleaiello
    micheleaiello or a universal link, i guess. Mainly: save an event to the calendar from another app (that isn't authenticated w/google).
  233. …in reply to @micheleaiello
    micheleaiello thank you!
  234. …in reply to @dearsarah
    dearsarah hahaha :) <3
  235. …in reply to @dearsarah
    dearsarah yes so true.
  236. …in reply to @Aleen
    Aleen 💜
  237. …in reply to @jeffwatkins
    jeffwatkins :) thanks!
  238. …in reply to @undefined
    MoisheL 💜
  239. …in reply to @epsalon
    epsalon 💜 thanks
  240. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora commmmmmeeee to colombiaaaaaaa
  241. …in reply to @techiejackie
  242. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml ooh having one of these has made me so happy.
  243. …in reply to @danielpunkass
    danielpunkass being in the uk rn must drive that home?
  244. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
  245. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td 💜💜💜💜💜
  246. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability please send pictures of Mabel. She is the only hedgehog I love who hasn't abandoned me.
  247. I did yoga tonight so yes I guess I am looking for inner peace again.
  248. …in reply to @catehstn
    Cate fact: I once spent 2 months up a mountain in China kickboxing and looking for inner peace. I don't think it's there.
  249. …in reply to @catehstn
    But every so often I try again, anyway.
  250. …in reply to @natashathenomad
  251. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
    LittleMxSurly aww that is great!! 💜
  252. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability awww Mabel ❣
  253. RT aliciability: Someone’s got a case of the Mondays. On a Tuesday.
  254. …in reply to @edent
    edent thanks!!
  255. …in reply to @ansate
    ansate hahaha ohh I remember when I was super bendy I don't think that is ever coming back!
  256. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td I bet 💜💋
  257. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller hahahaha awesome that's something to look forward to!!
  258. …in reply to @techiejackie
  259. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress omg i did need that today. thank you! <3
  260. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille ftrain I'm sorry 💜💜💜💜💜
  261. Me: "living in Colombia is a constant battle to not drink coffee or eat cheese" nebiros: "that is a battle you are probably going to lose."
  262. …in reply to @mnowster
    mnowster super cute!!
  263. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde not really and definitely not at every meal
  264. …in reply to @brunogirin
    brunogirin nebiros 🧀☕️
  265. …in reply to @InfoSecSherpa
    InfoSecSherpa I don't know but they put it on everything
  266. …in reply to @InfoSecSherpa
  267. …in reply to @DanielleSucher
    DanielleSucher such a loss for stripe and your new company is so lucky to have you! 💜
  268. …in reply to @TessaJeanMiller
    TessaJeanMiller hope you are okay 💜
  269. Today's Spanish lesson: talk about testing and MVP pattern on android.
  270. …in reply to @catehstn
    I've abandoned duolingo and I am now learning Spanish in workout classes and technical talks.
  271. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also IRL situations like needing hot water in my apartment, retrieving luggage from Panama, and being questioned by the police.
  272. …in reply to @sundress
    sundress twice today but I will look at it again and again and again!
  273. …in reply to @undefined
    @helenvholmes 💜
  274. …in reply to @peterseibel
    peterseibel aww thanks 💜
  275. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille stop resisting I want to read it ❣
  276. …in reply to @dearsarah
    dearsarah yeah I have been making that same decision in part because of your comments on this. People need to stop with the ((())).
  277. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille I am behind on Twitter
  278. …in reply to @catehstn
    skamille and also: life.
  279. …in reply to @aeva_io
    aeva_io yay! ❣
  280. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit ofc my adored skamille is always good 💜💜💜💜💜
  281. …in reply to @dearsarah
  282. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille Eulerizeit it is you can't convince me otherwise.
  283. …in reply to @wiredferret
  284. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora agrhhrhrhehr business class btw is another place where I am surrounded by dudes always.
  285. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille Eulerizeit there is a profound insight there that extends beyond software.
  286. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora I don't often sleep with a bunch of old white dudes but when I do I am sleeping in biz class on a plane.
  287. "No no she's not vegetarian. She's British." ~nebiros
  288. …in reply to @bubbva
    bubbva aww
  289. …in reply to @plragde
  290. Tried to buy tea here and there was no earl grey but there was green tea with pineapple and I'm just like wtf wtf wtf
  291. …in reply to @catehstn
    And then sundress has been introducing me to ideas like not setting daily goals and forgetting obligations and I think I am broken now.
  292. …in reply to @polotek
    polotek 💜💜💜💜💜
  293. RT KarenAttiah: The term "police brutality" doesn't feel sufficient anymore. Call it what it is: extrajudicial killings by American state…
  294. …in reply to @queersorceress
  295. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager oh no 💜💜💜💜💜
  296. …in reply to @undefined
    @cattsmall take care of yourself babe. Thinking of you.
  297. …in reply to @undefined
    @cattsmall 💜
  298. …in reply to @_jstrand
    strabd sundress about breaking me? Haha
  299. …in reply to @_jstrand
    strabd sundress oh I make a list for every day and then I have a list of things that I am probably never gonna get to.
  300. …in reply to @catehstn
    strabd sundress tbh I try to see not doing things as part of doing the most important thing.
  301. 💔
  302. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
  303. …in reply to @micheletitolo
    micheletitolo thanks babe <3 hope you are okay.
  304. I have no food but I have a blanket, tea and the new season of keeping up with the kardashians so I guess I am not going to the gym tonight.
  305. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l for life but I died inside sometime this morning so I think this means I don't need food anymore.
  306. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l I will try and food again tomorrow.
  307. …in reply to @lenazun
    lenazun I'm excited to read them!
  308. …in reply to @lenazun
    lenazun nice!
  309. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml cha time! Modern art museum! Go up the tower! Walk on true beach!
  310. …in reply to @nebiros
  311. RT kstewart: This week has made me feel like a member of an endangered species. #AltonSerling #PhilandoCastile #SayHisName #BlackLivesMatt…
  312. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability who can blame her the world is a terrible place
  313. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability I wish I was a hedgie so that I could hide under a fleece blanket all day.
  314. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability yes agree
  315. …in reply to @dearsarah
    dearsarah yay!!
  316. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller sundress woah!! is it weird that my first question is "what did you accomplish?"
  317. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller sundress oh wow! :) I really like themes for the year rather than goals. This year's theme is "focus".
  318. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller sundress haha actually this years was scale which implied focus, I think :) and that is super interesting!! Last year: ship.
  319. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller sundress maybe the themes just take a while to achieve!
  320. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller sundress nice!!! Life goals!!! I aim for a new country every year. Done! Gonna hit a second by the end of the month!
  321. …in reply to @undefined
  322. RT AHappierDay: Mordor Eyes
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  323. RT aliciability: If Mabel was a programmer she'd write tests for her code off the bat so no one would bother her.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  324. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage travisci super cute 💜
  325. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy jennschiffer omg your background image will
  326. …in reply to @wndxlori
    wndxlori poor baby 💜
  327. …in reply to @krakendev
    allonsykraken 💜💜💜💜💜
  328. RT buritica: Set your alarms, it’s sold out in 30 mins for the past 2 years jsconfco/751450859708440576
  329. OH: "I would eat an owl. I would totally eat an owl. I bet they taste good. I would never eat a lion." 💔
  330. This week has been brutal. Gonna spend the weekend on self care. How about you?
  331. RT buritica: Is there a list of companies that hire remote engineers?
  332. …in reply to @catehstn
    Honestly really grateful that amidst all the awfulness I have been surrounded by people who are kind - to me and to each other.
  333. …in reply to @nigelbabu
  334. …in reply to @wndxlori
    wndxlori you are living the dream!
  335. …in reply to @chiuki
    chiuki 💜💜💜💜💜
  336. …in reply to @wndxlori
    wndxlori I wish I had three raccoons
  337. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
  338. …in reply to @rynchantress
    BeerOps 💜💜💜💜💜
  339. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy 💜💜💜 please be kind to will today 💜💜💜
  340. Well the good news is by this time in 2 weeks I will have left the country. But how do I cope until then? Better go to the gym.
  341. …in reply to @catehstn
    This will probably require eating proper meals again :/ which has been a problem lately.
  342. …in reply to @catehstn
    I actually am not entirely sure what I'm doing. I gave some very vague instructions and then agreed to anything. I have some hope of sloths.
  343. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho thanks 💜
  344. …in reply to @lccarson
  345. RT dantoml: Does anyone know any nice folks hiring (ft or contract) remote/Berlin developers at the moment?
  346. RT SusanPotter: "But, if you are not a cis-white-man failing upwards in the valley, how do you create career security?" Good ideas. https:…
  347. …in reply to @sarahjane_hale
    sarahjane_hale thanks for sharing that
  348. …in reply to @codeclimate
    codeclimate thanks for sharing that
  349. …in reply to @2mohitarora
    2mohitarora thanks for sharing that
  350. …in reply to @kecatlin
  351. …in reply to @joel__lord
    joel__lord thanks for sharing that
  352. …in reply to @poornima
    poornima thanks for sharing that
  353. …in reply to @amyngyn
    amyngyn thanks for sharing it!
  354. …in reply to @AmyVernon
    AmyVernon thanks for sharing that
  355. …in reply to @SusanPotter
    SusanPotter thanks for sharing that
  356. …in reply to @kptrease
    kptrease thanks for sharing that
  357. …in reply to @3kwa
    3kwa thanks for sharing that
  358. …in reply to @LibSkrat
    LibSkrat thanks for sharing that
  359. …in reply to @anitayorker
    anitayorker thanks for sharing that
  360. …in reply to @ludtke
    ludtke thanks for sharing that
  361. …in reply to @willynguen
    willynguen thanks for sharing that
  362. …in reply to @william_markito
    william_markito thanks for sharing that
  363. …in reply to @spencercar
    spencercar thanks for sharing that
  364. …in reply to @kstewart
  365. …in reply to @kf
    kf thanks for sharing that I am super happy it resonated with you 💜
  366. …in reply to @miguelinlas3
    miguelinlas3 thanks for sharing that
  367. …in reply to @scriptsimian
    @daegemynd thanks for sharing it
  368. …in reply to @jalbertopaz
    jalbertopaz thanks for sharing that
  369. …in reply to @elnopintan
    elnopintan thanks for sharing that
  370. …in reply to @leslieforman
    leslieforman thanks for sharing that
  371. …in reply to @DynamicWebPaige
    DynamicWebPaige thanks for sharing that
  372. RT gnuconsulting: A real good post on how much intentions are worth: catehuston.com/blog/2016/06/23/worthless-intent/ (tl;dr: not much!)
  373. …in reply to @gnuconsulting
    gnuconsulting thanks for sharing that
  374. …in reply to @HTMikeLee
    HTMikeLee thanks for sharing that
  375. …in reply to @nigelbabu
    nigelbabu thanks for sharing that
  376. …in reply to @dcaravana
    dcaravana thanks for sharing that
  377. …in reply to @AmyVernon
    AmyVernon thanks for sharing that ❣
  378. …in reply to @naruter
    naruter thanks for sharing that
  379. …in reply to @tanayj
    tanayj thanks for sharing that
  380. …in reply to @orenellenbogen
    orenellenbogen thanks for sharing that :)
  381. …in reply to @sarthakgh
    sarthakgh thanks for sharing that
  382. …in reply to @lsukernik
    lsukernik thanks for sharing that
  383. …in reply to @leadlearnerfeed
    leadlearnerfeed thanks for sharing that
  384. …in reply to @ktheory
    ktheory thanks for sharing that
  385. …in reply to @TPuski
    TPuski thanks for sharing that :)
  386. …in reply to @Ni1anj0na
    @ElsiethePM thanks for sharing it!
  387. …in reply to @kwugirl
    kwugirl thanks for sharing that
  388. …in reply to @catehstn
    kwugirl I was talking you up yesterday to rubyconfco people ;) 💜
  389. …in reply to @wole__o
    @Jugger_nought thanks for sharing that
  390. …in reply to @mazebuhu
    mazebuhu thanks for sharing that
  391. …in reply to @therabidbanana
    therabidbanana thanks for sharing that
  392. …in reply to @dberni
  393. …in reply to @AmyVernon
    AmyVernon oh cool I will check it out! Thanks!
  394. …in reply to @ecarrion89
    ecarrion89 kettleeeeeee
  395. …in reply to @kwugirl
    kwugirl yay!!
  396. RT EricaJoy: folks like me to be always "on message" and "informative" #onhere and just...nah. i'm a person. i'm not gonna be your milquet…
  397. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor yeah leaving Colombia just for a week tho
  398. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor I do but leaving the country is a good option always
  399. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor hedgieeeee
  400. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor argh London
  401. …in reply to @SrPablo
    SrPablo 💜
  402. …in reply to @0xdaeda1a
    0xdaeda1a sundress hahahaha cute
  403. RT 0xdaeda1a: sundress catehstn 🐇🐇🐇🌵🌵🌵
  404. …in reply to @jesslynnrose
    jesslynnrose well now I do.
  405. …in reply to @cherimarie
    cherimarie 🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰
  406. Omg so cute - This Baby Beaver Who Can’t Even Control His Own Tail Is What We Need Right Now - buff.ly/29uIAaL
  407. …in reply to @anjuan
  408. RT 360iDev: Want to try your hand at conference speaking? techspeakdigest is hosting a conference proposal writing course at 360iDev
  409. …in reply to @anjuan
    anjuan 💜💜💜
  410. …in reply to @catehstn
    anjuan also I hope you are OK - it's been a hard week.
  411. RT cy_sha: really long but entirely worthy, about communication, debates and the clash of ideas, and a lot more aleszubajak/751444930996817921
  412. …in reply to @catehstn
    AmyVernon ooh - I loved it! And super appreciated the shout out :)
  413. …in reply to @lenazun
    lenazun amazing!! Love it!!
  414. …in reply to @anjuan
    anjuan 💜
  415. …in reply to @alex_mck
  416. …in reply to @natashathenomad
  417. …in reply to @trodrigues
  418. Love this - Blindspot: When it comes to women, how famous is famous? buff.ly/29zdXBi /by dontgetcaught
  419. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy hey been thinking of you this week, I'm glad you got a day to self care 💜
  420. This past week has been so brutal, incredibly grateful that I have such amazing friends who show they love and support me.
  421. …in reply to @catehstn
    This included dianakimball and sundress conspiring to try and help me to eat proper meals again 😍❣🍪
  422. …in reply to @catehstn
    Pro-tip: if you live up a mountain and exercise, 5 days straight of - at best - 2 meals and a snack will leave you in a bit of a state.
  423. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml you need to food, Danielle. Do you need very specific instructions?
  424. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml you are in Toronto please go and eat some sushi 🍣🍘
  425. RT ossia: When someone says "You don't need a library for that!" then shows you how to implement it manually.
  426. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml everywhere? Open foursquare and search "sushi". Go to the closest one with a rating of >7.5.
  427. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml queersorceress 😂 I am glad I still have utility to you.
  428. RT queerandangry: this is a strange era in human history
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  429. Asked for a burger without various things and the guy was like "maybe you want a salad instead" 😂🍔
  430. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica was gonna say come back to CO and then I realized maybe this is a regular for me because I don't understand 90% of what I hear.
  431. …in reply to @catehstn
    buritica maybe you could go and live in Korea. Probably the southern one would be better.
  432. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica and in nyc there are Grover's.
  433. How Spontaneity Can Kill Creativity and Productivity - buff.ly/29xwPld /by femgineer
  434. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica aw I can still send you a Grover if you need tho. Although maybe Grover's are like clowns and not everyone wants to be pet by one.
  435. …in reply to @PFMushroom
    PFMushroom glowforge yes I did! Shipping later this year but played w/it in Seattle. I have a discount code: glowforge.com/referred/?kid=6KRS2
  436. Dealt with a LOT of email this evening but argh so much remains it is never ending. Is this being a grown up? I don't like it.
  437. …in reply to @catehstn
    If I felt less dead inside I would have written code instead of emails 💔
  438. …in reply to @PPricklepants
    PPricklepants awwwwh such a pretty hedgie
  439. …in reply to @maplemuse
  440. …in reply to @maplemuse
    maplemuse yeah it's not even 10pm and I am very excited about sleeping so as late as I want is apparently not that late :/
  441. Holy shit is the US a military state now? Why do police even have tanks?!
  442. RT stillinbeta: catehstn the Department of Defence sells them to local police departments at a discount
  443. RT EmilyGorcenski: stillinbeta catehstn It's a surplus from the buy-happy contracts during the Iraq war. DoD couldn't buy this stuff fas…
  444. RT coxn: catehstn the 1033 program makes militancy cheap en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1033_program?wprov=sfsi1
  445. …in reply to @EmilyGorcenski
  446. …in reply to @hsjuju2
  447. …in reply to @coxn
    coxn yikes
  448. …in reply to @catehstn
    Woah thanks for the explanation y'all. Where I come from regular police don't even have guns let alone war making equipment.
  449. …in reply to @hsjuju2
    hsjuju2 is there a noticeable difference?
  450. …in reply to @peterseibel
    peterseibel :/ yeah mainly because of avoidance and passive aggression not you know... Wanton murder of marginalized people by the state.
  451. …in reply to @hsjuju2
  452. …in reply to @hsjuju2
    hsjuju2 oh yeah I guess that is a distinction but these non-tanks still look very threatening.
  453. …in reply to @cgranade
  454. RT juliepagano: catehstn The US has sadly been a military state for quite some time. It's a bad place.
  455. …in reply to @undefined
    @kavbojka hahaha yes I was playing the email game 💜
  456. …in reply to @rnelson0
    rnelson0 coxn whaaaaaaaaat
  457. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde I also had a headache :( was in this state of "am I sick" all weekend.
  458. …in reply to @smiffy
  459. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller 💜💜💜💜💜
  460. …in reply to @khepin
  461. …in reply to @RellyAB
    RellyAB I did actually read the first half. Most violent and misogynistic book I ever read.
  462. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml #goodlifechoices
  463. Super exciting! Something I wrote will be in physical print on Tuesday! buff.ly/29BhTBy
  464. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde :( thanks
  465. RT dantoml: I'm an iOS Developer with an interest in backend and developer tooling. I'm looking for work. Remote/Berlin/NYC/SF dan@tomlins…
  466. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury hahaha no i am sorry to disappoint you!
  467. RT HopeGraceFury: catehstn I haven't clicked the link to find out but I'm hoping it's a novella that dramatises your 'live tweeting dates…
  468. Are you a hiring manager at an inclusive company with openings for remote mobile engineers? My DMs are open - please say hi.
  469. RT imteddybless: when u love someone u furnish the space between u w all of this hope. it's hard to leave that even when it was only u who…
  470. RT filipebarcos: Do you know a company hiring remote backend/frontend/full-stack engineers? Please send them my way. I’m looking for new o…
  471. Adorbz - The Woman Is Sailing Around the World With Her Cat - buff.ly/29uFE0C
  472. RT yourlocalkate: .catehstn oliverburkeman newrepublic Never Forget: the ultimate expression of blind privilege as "minimalism." https:…
  473. This morning skamille gave me strict instructions to eat 3 meals and work out today and I am so close... But it is raining.
  474. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica skamille can't deliver a gym or definitely not tonight anyways and I am not ready for Large Domestic Objects.
  475. …in reply to @williampietri
    williampietri hahaha thanks :) gonna go and get wet!!
  476. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica skamille I know I ate a crepe on Saturday 😍 but I need to go and🏃🏾 and 🏋🏻
  477. …in reply to @williampietri
    williampietri haha yes! I don't mind being rained on, but I don't like being wet afterwards.
  478. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille believe in me! I made it! Just a bit wet!
  479. …in reply to @clarkkaren
    clarkkaren skamille haha :) 💃🏻
  480. …in reply to @catehstn
    Did it oh yeah 🏃🏾🏋🏻
  481. …in reply to @skamille
  482. …in reply to @queencodemonkey
    queencodemonkey noooo the problem is slack has spoiled is.
  483. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability yay Australia!
  484. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l thank you!
  485. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml yay!
  486. Gotta love all my friends rn who are like "cate seems to be unable to human", & are providing very specific instructions & practical help.
  487. …in reply to @catehstn
    To be fair I am never that great at humaning.
  488. …in reply to @catehstn
    I said to chiuki earlier "I think people think I am having a nervous breakdown" and she said "no that was yesterday" - she keeps me real ❣
  489. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l 💔 I have a tiny raccoon
  490. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l yes 💜
  491. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury hahaha cate is not a fully functioning human right now :(
  492. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky just to fuck with you
  493. RT JillWetzler: Bad translation or does someone actually think this?
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  494. Okay "full access to your Google account" is not a "bug" it's a "mistake" or a "poor product decision".
  495. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy very cute!
  496. …in reply to @catehstn
    I don't think it's helpful when we use the word "bug" which to me means some kind of programatical problem, for bad product decisions.
  497. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords yeah maybe - I need to look at where you actually set authentication on that library.
  498. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords so agree.
  499. Love the idea of "learn from my mistakes"! - Implementing Google Sign In on Android buff.ly/29E8Q37 /by cephus
  500. Thanks to this week's sponsor @CaseStudyNinja 💜 techspeakdigest/752848742617911296
  501. Thing no-one warned me about working at a startup: every time I've thought I knew what my job is, it changed again.
  502. …in reply to @benclarkwood
    benclarkwood <3 thanks!
  503. …in reply to @roba90
    roba90 💜❣️
  504. …in reply to @OngEmil
    OngEmil ag_dubs thanks 💜
  505. Most useful skill as a British person: putting feelings in boxes labeled "open later" or "never open". Repression as a service.
  506. …in reply to @aimafidon
    aimafidon YorkshireBank is the only one on that list I haven't heard bad things about. Which isn't saying much.
  507. …in reply to @lenazun
    lenazun hahaha the natural emoting is something I have really struggled with here. I think I like it tho.
  508. …in reply to @mrb_bk
    mrb_bk akaptur thanks!!
  509. …in reply to @lenazun
  510. …in reply to @kerrizor
  511. “We are strongest when we hold each other up, both when we’re failing and when we’re succeeding.” buff.ly/29ukKts /by AmyVernon
  512. RT c_johnston: catehstn You should make reverse meditation tapes. I could use this service.
  513. …in reply to @undefined
  514. …in reply to @roba90
    roba90 you are the cutest 💜
  515. …in reply to @elanlee
    elanlee Oatmeal exciting!
  516. …in reply to @ashedryden
  517. RT ashedryden: Now through July 29, if you donate $100 to AlterConf, I'll send you a care package from Ireland. 💕🇮🇪🎉✨🙆🏽 https://t.co/p8B1…
  518. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky from what I followed it seemed like it would be hard to find someone less capable than Corbyn.
  519. Never thought that something I would appreciate about living in Colombia is the lack of Pokemon.
  520. "cate and the case of the missing lunch"
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  521. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml I am not going to the one in the sex hotel anymore
  522. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml I can remind you to eat tomorrow. Remember breakfast is important.
  523. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml oh no I just went there for a massage. Trying this self-care malarkey. I'm going to body tech vizakaya, and Ariel sent me to yoga.
  524. …in reply to @catehstn
    dantoml I can only go swimming if ecarrion89 takes me 🏊🏻💔
  525. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml you are so bad at being human I think maybe you should try soylent
  526. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml awkward and not very good at being a human being
  527. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml probably not but I thought you were relocating to San Francisco
  528. …in reply to @catehstn
    dantoml you will need to work on your strength and agility for when the raccoons take over.
  529. …in reply to @chiuki
  530. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml the raccoons probably ate it for strength so that they can defeat the brogrammers
  531. …in reply to @jennschiffer
    jennschiffer what did it taste like?!? I imagine bad but I have never eaten a butterfly.
  532. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml just remember to be kind to them one day they will be the ruling class of San Francisco.
  533. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml I found good sushi in el poblado tonight 😍🍣
  534. …in reply to @willmanduffy
  535. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml yesssssssssss 🌅
  536. …in reply to @endocrimes
  537. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml queersorceress no they just set the bar for functioning even lower.
  538. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml queersorceress so since I started making you eat breakfast. You're welcome.
  539. …in reply to @catehstn
    dantoml queersorceress when I write up my achievements as a manager I will include "got a hopeless fuckwit to start eating breakfast".
  540. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml queersorceress ... If only the market for todo and reminder apps was completely over saturated, then you could just pick one.
  541. …in reply to @kerrizor
    kerrizor OSFeels I wish 💔
  542. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress dantoml has so many needs for adulting tho they need to use some existing apps not build each one themselves.
  543. RT catehstn: Being human is so distracting and inefficient. I would like to be a robot, please.
  544. …in reply to @endocrimes
  545. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml queersorceress that seems like a very normal way to spend a day.
  546. …in reply to @catehstn
    Search "I wish I was a robot" to find a huge market underserved by tech. catehstn/720072553344200705
  547. …in reply to @queersorceress
  548. …in reply to @catehstn
    I need some money and a cofounder with expertise in robots.
  549. …in reply to @DanielleSucher
    DanielleSucher I had book recommendations but they are all behavioural economics so now I don't know.
  550. RT giorgiosironi: TDD is a fine discipline, but for really difficult design problems you need advanced tech tools like paper or a shower
  551. …in reply to @alexisylchan
  552. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l whyyyyyy
  553. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l what for? Ingres?
  554. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l ohhhhhh I never pokemond
  555. …in reply to @CatSwetel
    CatSwetel is this a sci fi reference?
  556. …in reply to @micheletitolo
  557. Listening to lady gaga and thinking that I wish my hair was so good that I felt compelled to sing to it.
  558. …in reply to @heycojovo
    c_johnston "see that emotion, put it in a box. Now never think of it again. Repress it. This is how you free yourself."
  559. …in reply to @undefined
  560. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l well penguins usually live in the salt filled ocean 🐧
  561. …in reply to @SashaLaundy
  562. RT bigfloofs: Semaphore escaping yet another box. vine.co/v/57ZFVV075iE
  563. …in reply to @DanielleSucher
    DanielleSucher ahh stumbling upon happiness then :)
  564. …in reply to @ecarrion89
  565. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l 💜
  566. RT designatednerd: catehstn pretty sure this is how Soylent came to exist.
  567. …in reply to @humanplusdesign
    humanplusdesign email me and I will add you.
  568. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller I'm as freeeeeeeeee as my hairrrrrr
  569. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky he was playing bullshit games and infighting, I think leading mps is a pre-req for leading the country.
  570. …in reply to @catehstn
    pilky if he was going to lead he should have stood up for the EU but he didn't out of self interest. Pathetic.
  571. …in reply to @NatashaTheRobot
  572. …in reply to @AmyVernon
  573. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky I think if he was doing a good job people would have noticed
  574. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky I mean I never liked him. He was a Bernie before there was a bernie.
  575. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky whilst they mysteriously became even less viable as a political party.
  576. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky I mean Labour have always distained the general public as much as the Tories, just in a different way.
  577. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky yeah but they chose not to and I imagine there is a reason for that. When a group of people seem irrational there is usually a reason
  578. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky yeah I mean I can't vote for war criminals. Any update on TB being tried for war crimes?
  579. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky I don't think that is rational.
  580. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky awesome I hope that fucker goes down and rots in jail.
  581. Hate titles like this. What if we had multiple models of how to be a woman in tech and they each got their own name? triketora/753214780228284416
  582. …in reply to @catehstn
    This kind of title forces the idea that there can only be one woman, only one way to be a successful woman in tech.
  583. …in reply to @catehstn
    I call bullshit.
  584. …in reply to @sebsogamoso
    sebasoga hiiii!
  585. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden yep :(
  586. RT ashedryden: catehstn and that way is by stepping on the backs of other women :(
  587. RT ajpeddakotla: catehstn Completely agree. How can we advocate for diverse backgrounds when we're only compared to the women that are al…
  588. If ever tempted to respond to criticism of your work with the sentence "I am my work" you may want to stop writing, seek professional help.
  589. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy hahaha ❣
  590. RT omojumiller: catehstn triketora jessiwrites me too. I thinks its unfair to both women.
  591. …in reply to @Hagit
  592. …in reply to @seb_ly
    seb_ly haha you would not believe the whiney nonsense I read this morning.
  593. This, on a woman's experience working in advertising, is both terrifying and illuminating - Ad Girl, Interrupted - buff.ly/29zn05n
  594. Presenting at an all-hands meeting today so I'm wearing my favorite day time pajamas. #remotework.
  595. 🔥
  596. RT baconandcoconut: catehstn I've thought about changing my LinkedIn pic to one of me in my nice pajamas.
  597. …in reply to @baconandcoconut
  598. …in reply to @ladycornfish
  599. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit lol no tartan pj pants from oscon
  600. …in reply to @bridgetkromhout
    bridgetkromhout hahahahahaha
  601. RT bridgetkromhout: Those DM conversations that are 87% ranting and 13% links to catehstn blog posts.
  602. I am not living my best life. Eulerizeit/753301132596903936
  603. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
  604. This is heartbreaking - I’ll Fly Away: Notes on Economy Class Citizenship buff.ly/29w4TeQ
  605. I leave a comment on a PR that says "wtf". cy_sha says "is it me or is the best code review feedback ever?" ❣️
  606. …in reply to @catehstn
    The bing search API is weird as. You authenticate with no username and a password? I stand by my "wtf".
  607. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
    LittleMxSurly I hope you have an amazing time!!!
  608. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
    LittleMxSurly no! For the first time in years !
  609. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager super glad you are taking time to recharge!! V excited for what's next!
  610. Was pretty appalled that The Boris was gonna be foreign secretary but wonder as it's his fault everyone hates the UK… maybe it makes sense.
  611. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also IMO it's pretty clear that the uk can't leave Europe and who better to take the fall for that "undemocratic" decision.
  612. …in reply to @catehstn
    I use "" around undemocratic because what was really undemocratic was a self-serving misinformation campaign disguised as politics.
  613. …in reply to @pevansgreenwood
  614. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit I myself would use a knife or a flame thrower
  615. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit genius
  616. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde sorry 💔
  617. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
  618. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros 💔
  619. …in reply to @plragde
  620. …in reply to @catehstn
    cy_sha I do not understand this at all
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  621. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability so cute
  622. 💔
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  623. …in reply to @cy_sha
    cy_sha i am gonna need you to help me learn how to pronounce that!! ;)
  624. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l 💜
  625. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager 💜 and yay!!!
  626. Go and read monacate's stream about the way WoC are treated in tech 💜 monacate/753456408499150848
  627. …in reply to @monacate
    monacate hey I'm reading all your tweets and this is so shitty and you deserve so much better 💜 I'm sorry.
  628. …in reply to @catehstn
    Even better, monacate made a storify. Read it - about arbitrary decisions that leave out WoC w/no explanation. storify.com/monacate/blacktechlivesmatter
  629. The U.K. Is still super misogynistic so the fact that a woman is in charge again after ~30 years is a sign of how bad things are.
  630. …in reply to @catehstn
    But I think high ranking men in British politics have revealed that they couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery let alone an EU exit.
  631. …in reply to @catehstn
    And that they collectively have the leadership and diplomatic skills of a dead pigeon.
  632. …in reply to @catehstn
    Would well believe May is awful and not that progressive but as a woman in a field dominated by appalling men she has probably had to be.
  633. …in reply to @catehstn
    Anyway I am glad to see women get more power and try and reserve judgement as to what they will do with it.
  634. …in reply to @catehstn
    Pre-judging women comes w/bunch of ingrained sexist baggage; ignores the context of them having to operate within misogynistic environment.
  635. …in reply to @catehstn
    So: I don't do it. Let's see what happens. Can't be worse than the collective mantrum of pathetic stupid men in UK politics.
  636. …in reply to @jojoconstance
  637. …in reply to @justshiv_
  638. …in reply to @seb_ly
    seb_ly cool!!!
  639. …in reply to @dbentley
    dbentley nope that is absolutely not my argument. I actually don't believe the UK will leave the EU.
  640. …in reply to @catehstn
    dbentley but whatever happens I think those guys have demonstrated that they can't negotiate the way out, or fight to stay in.
  641. …in reply to @telent_net
  642. …in reply to @stephanhov
    stephanhov thanks but these all seem to be Chicago based :)
  643. SV is at this point just a parody of itself - Secrecy, swag and $10k a month: meet Silicon Valley’s gilded interns buff.ly/29AIDiu
  644. …in reply to @stillinbeta
  645. …in reply to @Zalambar
    Zalambar yeaaaah :(
  646. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros dantoml ecarrion89 mvp, app context, coordinators if big enough to be worthwhile.
  647. …in reply to @DBNess
    DBNess yay!
  648. …in reply to @FriendlyAshley
  649. RT EricaJoy: It takes a lot of fucking nerve to try to malign HRC for "lying" when *literally* 75% of the shit trump says is lies https://…
  650. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy omg you should tweet all these things
  651. …in reply to @lindseybieda
    lindseybieda terrifying and frankly doesn't look that effective
  652. …in reply to @lindseybieda
    lindseybieda haha absolutely not!
  653. TIL the word for sloth which is "oso perezoso" and also the word for lazy which is "perezoso" and this is making me so, so happy.
  654. …in reply to @catehstn
    Another word I learned recently is "misógino" (misogynist) which is also v useful.
  655. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml lazy bear!
  656. …in reply to @lindseybieda
    lindseybieda yessss!
  657. …in reply to @lindseybieda
    lindseybieda i love it!
  658. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros yesssss :)
  659. …in reply to @indec
    indec hahahaha
  660. Love these observations for productive remote work - buff.ly/29uJozc /by lenazun
  661. My bosses response to me taking 2 days off lol 💜 but who am I supposed to talk to about sloths?
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  662. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also you know you don't take enough time off when you have to check with someone what address you email about it.
  663. …in reply to @juliepagano
  664. …in reply to @danielpunkass
    danielpunkass thanks 💜
  665. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah this is awesome 💜
  666. …in reply to @jennschiffer
    jennschiffer my friend sundress did a course 💜 she's the best on this topic.
  667. RT nebiros: catehstn hey!, and what about "testarudo" (stubborn), :P
  668. RT indec: catehstn To be fair, English speakers literally named it after "sloth". Didn't even include "bear" which seem... lazy.
  669. RT ThePracticalDev: Honest dev job description
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  670. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah I knew you would do it
  671. …in reply to @monacate
    monacate fuck that. Join it at another company in 2017. I'll help you find one.
  672. Is it a pipeline problem when you tore up the pipeline and smashed it to pieces? Or is it you know... Something else? 🤔 Oh Hai, Facebook.
  673. …in reply to @catehstn
    Seems unfair to blame the passive pipeline for wanton destruction. #justsaying.
  674. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress hahaha omg engineering solutions to social problems is the Facebook Way.
  675. RT micheletitolo: catehstn ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ most of those companies have bad, legitimate reps. Are they going to fundamentally change their cult…
  676. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli r343l that was a fun evening 💜 we must never use our powers for evil.
  677. RT mipsytipsy: heh, FB isn't uniquely bad at diversity, but they *may* be uniquely delusional & self-congratulatory about it. https://t.co…
  678. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano EricaJoy omfg Google and diversity makes me want to 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
  679. …in reply to @wndxlori
    wndxlori oh no :( take care!
  680. …in reply to @sarahmei
    sarahmei hellooooo
  681. …in reply to @willsmith
    willsmith yes last time I stayed at a Hilton it just taunted with me with the idea of wifi but never actually delivered Internet.
  682. …in reply to @willsmith
    willsmith urgh :(
  683. The yoga class starts in 3 minutes. There is noone else here. I am terrified.
  684. …in reply to @catehstn
    Actually did 1:1 yoga. This is not something I would do voluntarily. Poor guy who had to humour my terrible Spanish and reluctance to yoga.
  685. …in reply to @catehstn
    Possibly opposite of the kind of revelation you are supposed to have in yoga but I decided to go on strike from being nice until Tuesday.
  686. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit it was scary!!
  687. …in reply to @rtgarden
  688. That expensify post that alienated everyone today, at the end has a line about wanting to attract great people. Perhaps a little set back?
  689. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also idea a small team is more tolerant of a disruptive individual. Don't believe that one.
  690. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also lol quantifying humans as percentages. The person who wrote that has approximately 20% of the empathy and EI of an average human. 🔥
  691. …in reply to @avocadoSuperFan
    @bytemeorg haha
  692. …in reply to @anildash
    anildash i felt like I could learn something about dysfunctional and delusional antipatterns and then mock them in 140 character soundbites
  693. RT anildash: catehstn you made it to the end?!
  694. RT Pinboard: Expensify crisis meeting: No matter how many engineers we fire, half of them are still below average. Meeting adjourns; head…
  695. RT ishaantharoor: Uganda with the clapback of clapbacks
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  696. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l you have better things to do ;)
  697. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l err mine was more "nervous breakdown" "losing will to live" "existential angst" so
  698. RT antifuchs: catehstn I guess that's what they call "burying the lede"
  699. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury 💜 so scary!
  700. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l 💜
  701. Hello this is what I am listening to on repeat today. m.youtube.com/watch?v=YdGJ_N0R8M4
  702. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky 💜
  703. …in reply to @catehstn
    I love it when I wake up to music that captures my mood. This morning's mood is a beautiful desolation.
  704. RT sailorhg: i reject that URMs need initiatives to "make them empowered". they need initiatives that don't treat them like shit.
  705. I love it when other people's writing brings me back to blog posts I forgot I had written - The Burnout Equation buff.ly/29umu5D
  706. RT eevee: tech companies: can you imagine how much money you could save if you replaced your idiot CEO with a 10× CEO paid the same salary?
  707. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability you are living your best life
  708. 🚡
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  709. …in reply to @filipebarcos
  710. Love skamille laying it down on how microservices are not a panacea! buff.ly/29yQyRx
  711. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy 💜💜💜💜💜
  712. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro haha MoisheL is the best 💜
  713. RT juliepagano: So much this. A lot of what I’m hearing about fb reminds me of my time at goog. #FBNoExcuses amelielamont/753999748915400705
  714. Omg white men bringing all the stupid about this FB thing but it's URMs that need to study?!? STFU.
  715. …in reply to @catehstn
    🚡🌳🌤
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  716. Found on today's adventure. No idea if legal ☘☕️
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  717. …in reply to @undefined
    @kgmBits no I do not pokimon
  718. …in reply to @baileybaileybee
    baileybaileybee weed tea and yes definitely legal in Seattle 😂
  719. …in reply to @indec
    indec zmagg you gotta work to deserve the ones who stay ❣
  720. …in reply to @baileybaileybee
    baileybaileybee there were some coffee products because this is Colombia but idk if any with pot tho.
  721. …in reply to @catehstn
    baileybaileybee I don't coffee 😇
  722. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg indec yessssss 💜
  723. …in reply to @sailorhg
    sailorhg woah that is ridiculous! 3 bowls!!
  724. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica I found some in bogota and took it to the uk. Was that legal?
  725. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica I have to see if it will make me high thanks for making me take time off so I can experiment with local produce.
  726. …in reply to @catehstn
    buritica the other tea claimed to have all the effects but the efficacy was low. Like some engineers I know tbqh.
  727. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica ahhhhhhh damn I will have to find any other way to relax.
  728. …in reply to @catehstn
    buritica although I think I just took a nap so idk maybe doing good without drugs?!
  729. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica I was going to make the tea at home. In my teapot. With my kettle. The other one is a cream!!!!
  730. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica hahaha I have never had one of those.
  731. RT kthomas901: so what about me & the hundreds of other students of color who graduate with CS degrees every year? wsjd/753684910804705280
  732. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah ahhhhhh must check dark Twitter!!!!
  733. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability like i said. Your best life. You are an inspiration.
  734. …in reply to @julian_duque
  735. Love this! Life Behind the Stacks: The Secret Apartments of New York Libraries - buff.ly/29wsCdQ /via @superSGP
  736. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
  737. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller OMG you are still there! Take care! Also I am a little jealous.
  738. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller hahaha nice! :)
  739. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller haha I would go and find food! Maybe at the hotel resto given what's going on tho.
  740. …in reply to @kthomas901
    kthomas901 thanks for sharing this! Intuit were lucky to get you 💜
  741. RT skamille: Tbqh I wonder what I could have become if male. I've had to shave off so many edges to avoid manfeels that people think I hav…
  742. At a state of max stress it becomes clearer than ever to me how bad most requests are.
  743. …in reply to @catehstn
    Like seriously, if you want someone to do something for you, make it AS EASY AS POSSIBLE for them to do it. Be clear, inline necessary info.
  744. So true. Worst shit I've got suggesting I'm "unlikable" was me pushing back on men making stupid technical decisions skamille/754354519123845120
  745. …in reply to @catehstn
    Like this one time when a guy spent 30 mins implementing "event driven programming" for iOS, 30 mins presenting it, and I took it to bits.
  746. …in reply to @catehstn
    You know what we call event driven programming on iOS? Programming. But he knew shit about the platform and it was full of memory leaks.
  747. …in reply to @catehstn
    Of course the problem was my tone and not that uninformed idiot wasting everyone's time.
  748. …in reply to @catehstn
    Although really the problem was that I had a technical opinion whilst female.
  749. …in reply to @catehstn
    It was also suggested we needed to learn from what we had been doing on android - a project that shipped > 6 months late.
  750. …in reply to @catehstn
    When on iOS we had sent to the App Store in 3 months, got feature parity in 6. Somehow there was nothing to learn from that one.
  751. …in reply to @catehstn
    I never understood why the thing to learn wasn't "don't get distracted building a platform when you are supposed to ship a product."
  752. skamille damnit you got me ranting on the Internet. #banmen2016
  753. …in reply to @catehstn
    TL;DR when it comes to technical disagreement men should stop saying women are "mean" when what they actually are is "right".
  754. …in reply to @catehstn
    (Being hyperbolic here because ofc not always right, but the point is: women need to be able to disagree without being tone policed.)
  755. …in reply to @skamille
  756. …in reply to @dbsmasher
  757. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l 💜
  758. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l ha yea zactly!!
  759. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit thank you 💜
  760. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit hahaha :)
  761. …in reply to @betsythemuffin
    betsythemuffin skamille lol "assertive enough"? Like appropriately assertive?!
  762. Come for the ranting about women in tech stay for my thoughts on owls and learning Spanish.
  763. …in reply to @ecarrion89
    ecarrion89 yes 💜 am I ever mean to you tho?
  764. …in reply to @Aleen
    Aleen yes
  765. …in reply to @Pamela_Drouin
  766. …in reply to @ecarrion89
  767. …in reply to @catehstn
    Useful phrases I have learned today. Will use one of them next time I try to get ecarrion89 to eat hummus.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  768. …in reply to @EmilyGorcenski
    EmilyGorcenski skamille fuck that noise
  769. RT ecarrion89: catehstn I don't think the sell second one will work 😜
  770. …in reply to @ecarrion89
    ecarrion89 hahaha noted!
  771. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller nice!!!
  772. …in reply to @endocrimes
  773. …in reply to @catehstn
    dantoml ecarrion89 I just ate hummus there
  774. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml ecarrion89 go outside and get some!!
  775. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml ecarrion89 whaaaaaaat so much in Ottawa!!
  776. …in reply to @benclarkwood
    benclarkwood thank you!! Super appreciate you saying that!!
  777. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml ecarrion89 todo es tristeza
  778. …in reply to @ecarrion89
  779. Liked this, on an abandoned project: The Step-By-Step Breakdown to Create (and then Destroy) Your Very Own Podcast - buff.ly/29GGJCp
  780. …in reply to @chrisnc_
    @nopasetic :/
  781. …in reply to @jpetazzo
    jpetazzo :) skamille and I did a one time podcast but it was mainly taking down men being bad managers and also British men in general.
  782. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor ecarrion89 that's what makes it funny to me
  783. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho ya TÚ sabes
  784. I never took it because I heard too many stories from women who were made to feel uncomfortable in it. juliepagano/754408665990336512
  785. RT JollywellMe: He was a skater hog he said see you later,hog 🎥👀
  786. …in reply to @catehstn
    E.g. inappropriate comments about women by facilitator (who was an HR person!), abusive male boss becoming a facilitator (no filtering).
  787. …in reply to @catehstn
    I have read a lot of the original literature on the topic of bias and socialization&I am so far from qualified to teach that kind of course.
  788. …in reply to @catehstn
    But still I think I would do 1000x better than those people, lol. Letting HR and rando's facilitate is messed up. HIRE PROFESSIONALS.
  789. …in reply to @catehstn
    Seriously what do you think the orgs that have not invented here syndrome so bad they reinvent it do when comes to non technical training?
  790. …in reply to @catehstn
    They reinvent it & whoever the hell wants can facilitate because hello it's not engineering and therefore not hard, no need for prior art.
  791. Soon I will be able to trash talk men on the Internet in Spanish. #lifegoals
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  792. …in reply to @lenazun
    lenazun gracias amiga! ❣
  793. …in reply to @micheletitolo
    micheletitolo so cute!
  794. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability y con el erizo 😍
  795. RT lindseybieda: catehstn would take a class just in this
  796. …in reply to @lindseybieda
    lindseybieda we need lenazun 💜
  797. …in reply to @JoshForde
    JoshForde lol that is good to know :) thanks
  798. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress noooooo categories! The root of all evil!
  799. It's been nearly 48 hours since I last touched a computer. I have this amazing feeling of time abundance. And I think I might be relaxed.
  800. …in reply to @ratalie
    ratalie hahaha no way two cell phones and an iPad and a kindle. But no laptop!!
  801. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
  802. omg it's a vicious animal and it's dancing! buff.ly/29wE6mT /cc nebiros ecarrion89 ezilocchi
  803. RT kthomas901: Had to get more thoughts out on Facebook's recent statements so I wrote a piece titled "Invisible Talent" https://t.co/CK0g…
  804. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  805. Raining so hard the doorman couldn't believe I wanted to go outside, tried to lend me an umbrella, called "nina!" As I ran down the street.
  806. …in reply to @catehstn
    soy la gringa que va bajo la lluvia 🌧🌩🌂
  807. So true - “The gap between what’s preached and practiced at tech companies creates disillusionment.” buff.ly/2a3qXyq /by Bosefina
  808. …in reply to @ecarrion89
    ecarrion89 nebiros ezilocchi haha well it probably has more time to practise.
  809. RT kwugirl: “[intentions] are the start of conflict resolution, but we often talk like they are the end of conflict resolution” https://t.…
  810. …in reply to @coryannj
    coryannj omg she's devine!!!
  811. Does anyone have up to date information about getting jacoco working for Android? Been digging through many maybe out of date blog posts :/
  812. …in reply to @ratalie
    ratalie def has been good for me :)
  813. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
  814. …in reply to @jessfraz
  815. Finally got some tests working on my side project, commit history tells me I've been working on them intermittently for 2 months :/
  816. …in reply to @catehstn
    Felt good to be done with them tho! Tomorrow: I have different kinds of tests to fix. May have to do color space math so help me.
  817. …in reply to @catehstn
    .chiuki says "I like how you relax by writing android tests" but tbh it's been weeks since I had the headspace to code and it was amazing.
  818. I feel like Jeremy Corbyn was the original Bernie. Ineffective, but has an large and obnoxious fan club.
  819. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille yeah all these stories of him being a shit head and some people still saying that it's a conspiracy.
  820. …in reply to @skamille
  821. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler that dog is lulling the human into a false sense of security before eating him.
  822. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy idk but whatever you do please be sure to live tweet it
  823. …in reply to @ecarrion89
  824. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy disconnect! 😱 (j/k good plan have fun 💜)
  825. Soy cansada! Buenos noches 🌄🛌💤
  826. …in reply to @chiuki
    chiuki hahaha 💜
  827. RT InduKhosla: catehstn all these male politicians, saying so much, delivering nothing, still continuing to get better jobs. Same as whit…
  828. …in reply to @InduKhosla
    InduKhosla EXACTLY
  829. RT chiuki: catehstn Great use of soy (instead of estoy) since you're perpetually exhausted gemmacorrell/740345355250765825
  830. Replanning my day around watching the latest episode of keeping up with the Kardashians AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
  831. Duolingo just told me I had learned the skill "feelings" so hopefully I am a better human now.
  832. …in reply to @sdboyer
    sdboyer 😇
  833. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden last night was mad drama apparently!!
  834. This is on point. The Big Lie: Tech Companies and Diversity Hiring - buff.ly/29G7XV4 /by Carnage4Life
  835. …in reply to @dontgetcaught
    dontgetcaught loved the speechwriter link!! Lovely.
  836. RT hmason: Good advice from catehstn on job vs career security at small and large companies: catehuston.com/blog/2016/06/02/job-vs-career-stability/
  837. RT RellyAB: I confess, this thread about a guy appreciating life after moving in with his girlfriend thawed my icy heart: https://t.co/uSp…
  838. …in reply to @InduKhosla
    InduKhosla yeah, have already been :(
  839. …in reply to @undefined
  840. RT catehstn: Does anyone have up to date information about getting jacoco working for Android? Been digging through many maybe out of date…
  841. …in reply to @wahibhaq
    wahibhaq yeah my question is do they have a resource they recommend? Not clear what's changed.
  842. …in reply to @chiuki
    chiuki thanks 💜
  843. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden yes. Idk it didn't seem that exciting tho, or maybe I didn't follow it? Like they didn't show the video.
  844. …in reply to @starsandrobots
    starsandrobots theoriginalbrk that's super great! Congrats!
  845. Was excited because someone tweeted me from Colombia but then I realized it was the wrong Colombia.
  846. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde omg brilliant
  847. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde the new retirement
  848. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde hahaha :)
  849. “Maybe one day they will meet. Probably they won’t. It can’t be helped. They both have stuff to deal with first.” buff.ly/29FLcU6
  850. …in reply to @nkkl
    nkkl finally read this! I scored 3.9. But a lot of what you said resonated with me :)
  851. …in reply to @DeanDevDad
    @deaniusaur yes! They are all over the place, at a lot of crossings. Bogota too. Haven't seen this particular dude tho.
  852. …in reply to @InduKhosla
  853. Owl! Last test before cutting new android beta of ShowAndHide
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  854. …in reply to @alex_mck
    alex_mck TOO LATE
  855. omg the artiest hedgehog, via lccarson, ofc
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  856. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler haha <3
  857. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson my new career!!
  858. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde skamille this is my preferred strategy
  859. …in reply to @lara_hogan
    lara_hogan 💜💜💜💜💜
  860. Medellin -> that terrible place San Francisco -> NYC -> Denver -> NYC -> Medellin is a totally normal itinerary, right? Right?
  861. …in reply to @catehstn
    .sundress says "you know the answer to this and it's not yes" and I am p sure it's because I am going to that terrible place San Francisco.
  862. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit I may have an opening in the second period in NYC.
  863. …in reply to @catehstn
    The raccoons have not yet defeated the brogrammers. I AM NOT READY TO RETURN. IT IS NOT YET TIME.
  864. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit 💜 lets make it happen
  865. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml ecarrion89 cy_sha yes we can go visit the grovers!!!!!!! I can practise my Spanish on them.
  866. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml ecarrion89 cy_sha it will be nice for G to have a break from me trying to speak Spanish to him. I'm not sure he enjoys it.
  867. …in reply to @cy_sha
    cy_sha dantoml ecarrion89 yes!!! Last time buritica negotiated. But I have been studying hard so that I can negotiate myself.
  868. …in reply to @koalallama
    koalallama haha :) is there a Colombia in Miami?
  869. This is great, but why does a music service even need gender information? samuelhulick/755154304084815872
  870. …in reply to @catehstn
    Yes where necessary we should ask for gender in a "better" way but with all personal info I wish we would first ask if we need it *at all*.
  871. …in reply to @lindseybieda
    lindseybieda jelly! But also happy for you 🏊🏻💜
  872. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz saving tweets in your draft until it's not as clear who you are subtweeting.
  873. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros ecarrion89 dantoml 💜💜💜💜💜
  874. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg 💜💜💜
  875. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability ahhh such a beautiful Mabel 😍❣
  876. RT aliciability: oh my god the paw I can’t
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  877. triketora this picture combines two things I think you like. lord_sheezus/755105315234811904
  878. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability even unhappy she is max adorbz hello Mabel ilu
  879. …in reply to @nigelbabu
    nigelbabu OMG!!!!!! 😍
  880. RT hukuloucoffee: フク: 今日は桃の日ホ! 今日はあら川の桃と一緒に写真を撮ったホ! ~豆フク~
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  881. Well at least if trump elected we're all going to die. Just hope it's quick and painless. But I suspect it won't be. None of this has been.
  882. …in reply to @medellinios
    medellinios thanks! I love it here :)
  883. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress I know. Me too.
  884. “When was the last time I did something that I wanted simply because I wanted to do it? I truly cannot remember.” buff.ly/29GM10J
  885. Thanks to this week's sponsor travisci 💜 techspeakdigest/755417668136603648
  886. …in reply to @sec_tigger
  887. …in reply to @rootwork
  888. …in reply to @render_conf
  889. Are you a hiring manager at an inclusive company hiring remote mobile devs? Please say hi - my DMs are open 💜
  890. …in reply to @filipebarcos
  891. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager JplusCplusM you are!! Very reasonable!!
  892. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager me either! We are such reasonable people. The world doesn't deserve us.
  893. Super interesting - Why the Clinton America sees isn’t the Clinton colleagues know -buff.ly/29XTCWO /via wiredferret
  894. On LinkedIn, find recommendation someone wrote for me in 2010... somehow I never saw it until today. Was so nice though!! Made my day :)
  895. RT buritica: Please read this by the awesome catehstn (who is already a better manager than I am) beleaderly.com/6-months-6-management-lessons/
  896. …in reply to @sfalcon
    sfalcon awesome! I will ask :) thank you!
  897. .cy_sha has an interesting definition of "helping"
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  898. Now I can explain one of the many reasons I don't live in the uk in Spanish.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  899. …in reply to @catehstn
    Just need to learn the names of a few more countries...
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  900. …in reply to @samb_local
  901. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager FYI I am happy for that to be on mine
  902. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
  903. Argh this restaurant I love gave me free food again.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  904. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager skamille hahahaha omg I go and have dinner and come back to a whole thread about my accent!
  905. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager skamille noone has ever written a poem about me please fulfill my life wish before the world ends
  906. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager skamille hahaha <3 amazing. i look forward to a poem. or at least 6-7 blog posts.
  907. …in reply to @jewelia
    jewelia you should totally submit it to TheLeadDev 💜
  908. …in reply to @CatSwetel
    CatSwetel 🔪🔥
  909. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros an appalling man
  910. …in reply to @supersole
    supersole Urgh. I always just ask to be paid for those talks, which is v effective for getting me uninvited.
  911. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager yay! MOO are super lucky to have you 💜
  912. …in reply to @aldrinleal
    aldrinleal gracias!!
  913. Super interesting on building performant+beautiful Android app: Instagram + Android: Four Years Later buff.ly/29By95y /via nebiros
  914. …in reply to @supersole
  915. I take this picture basically every day. The view next to the elevator, and it's amazing. Look at the mountains!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  916. I know white men are allowed to be mediocre in ways others aren't but I still find the level of mediocrity of some of them quite astounding.
  917. …in reply to @_mbdr_
    @maruthven :)
  918. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden ❣️ that is my personal brand
  919. RT ashedryden: catehstn new Twitter bio right there lol
  920. Medellin 😍🌄
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  921. …in reply to @ladycornfish
    ladycornfish my apartment building in Medellin!
  922. …in reply to @gr2m
    gr2m :) 💜 such a beautiful place
  923. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml nebiros yes that about describes him
  924. Conversations w/ taxi drivers reach new low. "Where are your friends?" "I have no friends here." Pathetically I say, "have friends in NYC".
  925. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller yes p much everywhere except for Medellin<3
  926. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille I can't wait
  927. …in reply to @wiredferret
    wiredferret did you see yesterday's techspeakdigest? 😇
  928. RT buritica: I know of < 10 great US and Latam remote devs looking for jobs. Feel free to reach out and I'll put you in touch. (rails/andr…
  929. …in reply to @wiredferret
  930. …in reply to @Una
    Una 💜
  931. …in reply to @lenazun
    lenazun buritica 💜💜
  932. I love this idea of a user manual. I wrote one for myself in December, but never had the nerve to share it. buff.ly/29ByEwI
  933. RT beaucolburn: If you never caught this long piece on Lesdoggg, now’s a good time. She’s amazing. newyorker.com/magazine/2016/01/04/ready-for-prime-time
  934. …in reply to @skamille
  935. …in reply to @charlesrandall
  936. …in reply to @ecila
    ecila hahaha maybe
  937. …in reply to @mordzuber
    mordzuber nooooooooo thank you!!
  938. …in reply to @EmmaAshley
    EmmaAshley in Spanish?
  939. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille haha yes! Our next podcast
  940. RT MrDrewScott: No big deal… it's just an owl riding a pony😜
  941. …in reply to @Aleen
    Aleen VPoltrack lessthanorequal ooh that's amazing!!
  942. …in reply to @EmmaAshley
    EmmaAshley at the same time that I practise seeming crazy?
  943. What the actual fuck. msfionatay/755890699149508608
  944. …in reply to @cephus
    cephus you blogged!!
  945. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett omg an actual therapist did this to me after I was sexually assaulted. So fucking pervasive and such bullshit.
  946. …in reply to @undefined
  947. …in reply to @catehstn
    The problem with the pipeline is that work is unpaid and it is full of broken glass.
  948. …in reply to @catehstn
    Look, if your answer to systematic discrimination is to ask those who are discriminated against for unpaid work you are the biggest problem.
  949. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also I find the carrot that is basically "maybe if you do enough free work we will help you get an actual paid job" disgusting.
  950. …in reply to @catehstn
    I worked for a brand, and yeah it builds your resume. I understand why uni kids want it. But to pretend this will help them get it - BS.
  951. …in reply to @catehstn
    The thing I saw at the conglomerate that made me most sick was hiring uni girls in diversity programs, but not giving them jobs on grad.
  952. …in reply to @catehstn
    Some of them had never interned anywhere else, and then final rejection - totally crushed, didn't have really any other work experience.
  953. …in reply to @catehstn
    And of course often they had super inept mentors who did not set them up to succeed, which is a whole other topic.
  954. …in reply to @catehstn
    Anyway my point is: some days I wish pipeline programs were just ineffective. I think they are often actually harmful.
  955. …in reply to @catehstn
    And students get all this stuff and think it means something and that they will be better off when they graduate for it... But often aren't.
  956. …in reply to @catehstn
    Unsolicited advice for students: take what you can, but don't think it means shit. Also don't work for for profit companies for free.
  957. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett yeah :(
  958. RT ReinH: catehstn IANAL but I would not be surprised if this violates labor laws.
  959. RT juliepagano: catehstn Nothing wrong with working for one of the big ones to pad your resume, but only if done FOR MONEY. LOTS OF MONEY…
  960. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
  961. …in reply to @undefined
    necrobuffalo :( if you want to look for another job, I will help you.
  962. …in reply to @dearsarah
    dearsarah yeah :(
  963. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano YES FUCK THAT NOISE
  964. …in reply to @undefined
    necrobuffalo :( i feel that.
  965. …in reply to @EmmaAshley
    EmmaAshley ...thank you?
  966. …in reply to @smiffy
    smiffy agree
  967. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg do it! Moving x-country is already complicated what is a little more pain.
  968. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg I believe in your ability to do 6/5 or even 7/5 cate's.
  969. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg hahahahaha you got me 💜
  970. duretti omg your name I love it
  971. …in reply to @duretti
    duretti especially for you 😍
  972. …in reply to @adriarichards
    adriarichards ❣ you're awesome
  973. …in reply to @undefined
    @HashtagLaToya omg love Lisbon! Have fun!
  974. …in reply to @snipeyhead
    snipeyhead that's awesome! Congrats!
  975. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler that wolf wants to eat you and you look so happy 💔
  976. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury haha 😇
  977. I can't believe people are still laughing about trump. I mean, yeah, it's farcical. But it's also possible this man is the next POTUS.
  978. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho everything is not fine.
  979. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  980. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit I worry y'all are boiled frogs right now.
  981. Aww look at this sloth lara_hogan webwright 💜 science/755971908588351489
  982. Nope.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  983. This is terrifying, on Trump, and his bizarre patterns of speech, but also on narcissists - buff.ly/29VK2Qs /via dontgetcaught
  984. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress Urgh I hate this so much and never found a good way to handle it.
  985. …in reply to @webwright
  986. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress yeah it's exhausting :(
  987. On point - “Too many designers think they are innovating when they are merely breaking and entering.” buff.ly/29HnQgY /via guicaro
  988. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica <3 ofc
  989. …in reply to @polotek
    polotek 💜 our panel remains the only time I agreed to a "diversity" conf slot.
  990. I have some Feelings about friends who ditch you at low points but I can't seem to find the words for them.
  991. …in reply to @catehstn
    Tell you what tho, everyone who I felt was a loss at those points I've later been confident I am better off not having in my life.
  992. …in reply to @duretti
    duretti omg I had a call with my coach today describing different kinds of programming... I need to write it up.
  993. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l 💜
  994. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano thanks babe 💜
  995. …in reply to @amye
    amye haha yeah
  996. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson that is a good one and very true.
  997. …in reply to @Torface5585
  998. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora aww 💜
  999. …in reply to @NatDudley
    NatDudley thanks babe 💜
  1000. …in reply to @SaraJChipps
    SaraJChipps omg is it Michelle Obama
  1001. …in reply to @SaraJChipps
    SaraJChipps she would be the best vp I have been dreaming about this. Can you imagine?
  1002. …in reply to @catehstn
    SaraJChipps "behind every powerful man is a woman and NOW THEY ARE BOTH IN CHARGE"
  1003. …in reply to @SaraJChipps
    SaraJChipps idk who missy is but I trust your judgement
  1004. …in reply to @alexproaps
    alexproaps yeah exactly. and better to know they can't be relied on.
  1005. …in reply to @duretti
    duretti for you my precious, anything.
  1006. …in reply to @duretti
    duretti yes yes yes :)
  1007. …in reply to @kronda
    kronda thanks hon <3
  1008. …in reply to @Pamela_Drouin
  1009. Barely slept last night again and already caused a small flood so yes I think we can say today is going well.
  1010. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky thanks babe 💜
  1011. RT polotek: Yep, this thread. It's a tough read, but important to understand. alexandraerin/756133369017139200
  1012. RT HillaryClinton: This is real—Donald Trump just accepted the GOP nomination. RT if you agree: We can't let him become president. https…
  1013. …in reply to @mnowster
    mnowster hahaha thanks babe <3
  1014. Beautiful - “If the cost of innovation is a lot of endings, each one is an opportunity to end well.” buff.ly/29EnSWs /by lmsanchez
  1015. Me: "a lot of men would not like to have a woman as their boss." ecarrion89: "well you have known a lot of wrong men."
  1016. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml ecarrion89 s/"often"/"invariably"
  1017. Argh trying to write some tests for RxSwift and... how do people do that?
  1018. This talk by duretti was amazing, so glad she wrote it up - How to get engineering teams to eat their vegetables - buff.ly/29EnVSd
  1019. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml thanks honey
  1020. …in reply to @finneycanhelp
  1021. …in reply to @Una
    Una happy birthday! 💜
  1022. Mainly wrote code today-sent out my first ever swift PR so that's cool. Also quality time with the lovely ecarrion89 & hilarious cy_sha 💜
  1023. …in reply to @catehstn
    Things have been really stressful lately but I am so grateful that my current and former colleagues are wonderful people 💜💜💜💜💜
  1024. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l ecarrion89 is the best
  1025. …in reply to @duretti
    duretti 💜 best vegetable related talk of 2016 😇
  1026. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress I think you are awesome but I am not a cat so
  1027. A theme of this past week is that every time I find some kind of precarious balance some other piece of shit I could do without arrives.
  1028. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy thanks babe
  1029. …in reply to @undefined
  1030. …in reply to @ckymnstr
    ckymnstr :( sorry you have been having a rough time too
  1031. …in reply to @lindseybieda
    lindseybieda thanks babe
  1032. …in reply to @ckymnstr
    ckymnstr <3 super hard
  1033. …in reply to @benclarkwood
    benclarkwood thanks!
  1034. RT juliepagano: Yessss. Kind > Nice #osfeels
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1035. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy I have been irrationally dreaming about Michelle Obama for vp. 💔
  1036. RT EricaJoy: The height of privilege is white Bernie supporters, w/ literally no skin in the game, continuing to fight against Hillary.
  1037. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability aww Mabel ❣😍
  1038. …in reply to @marcymarcy
    marcymarcy teampolymathic omg so many women!
  1039. …in reply to @marcymarcy
    marcymarcy amazing!
  1040. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability so beautiful
  1041. …in reply to @techiejackie
  1042. …in reply to @becomingwisest
  1043. Argh fuck about to have my first Colombian hospital experience in the middle of the night trying to get a yellow fever vaccination.
  1044. …in reply to @catehstn
    My fight leaves in 2 hours 15. I can do this.
  1045. …in reply to @catehstn
    I must already have had this vaccination for China or India, apparently not supposed to get it again...
  1046. …in reply to @catehstn
    Figured out when I was in India by searching my twitter history never have I been so grateful for how much I tweet.
  1047. …in reply to @catehstn
    How did I survive before I had the internet in my pocket all the time? Also discovered I probably didn't get it for china although maybe.
  1048. …in reply to @catehstn
    Taxi driver did not know where hospital was-good thing it wasn't a real emergency and just y'know, a ridiculous one. I navigated in Spanish.
  1049. …in reply to @catehstn
    Anyway managed to reach my mom - a medical professional - and validate the information I got on Google so I think that is being responsible.
  1050. …in reply to @crystalvisits
    arisiacrystal <3 thanks
  1051. …in reply to @catehstn
    Doctor came out early in the morning and wrote me a card saying I'm inoculated, then put me in a car back to the airport. Really sweet :)
  1052. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l aww 💜
  1053. Early morning airport #nofilter
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  1054. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy todo es tristeza
  1055. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager polotek TheLeadDev Marco is the best you should have him speak on anything he wants ;) <3
  1056. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy it means "everything is sadness" I learnt it in an art gallery and now use it regularly
  1057. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora yesssssssss Medellin is beautiful
  1058. …in reply to @mrtazz
    mrtazz happy birthday 💜
  1059. This is so beautiful, on starting a new career in your 40s. I'm inspired. buff.ly/29LFH4C /via DanielleSucher
  1060. I'm in Costa Rica y'all. It's very beautiful and it's been a while since I encountered so many Anglos. No one will speak Spanish to me 💔
  1061. …in reply to @lenazun
    lenazun I will post pictures for you 💜
  1062. …in reply to @ecarrion89
    ecarrion89 dantoml lol Ernesto! That ending felt... Idk... Weird to me too.
  1063. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora ...cockroach costume?
  1064. …in reply to @selenamarie
    selenamarie be picky about who your manager is, they have a huge effect on your career.
  1065. …in reply to @selenamarie
    selenamarie lol sorry British expression!
  1066. …in reply to @catehstn
    I have tea and virgin pina colada do things are looking up after this mornings trip to the hospital.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1067. …in reply to @selenamarie
    selenamarie ahhhh yeah I feel like I still don't have good answers for that.
  1068. …in reply to @sundress
    sundress oh I just had to go and get a doctor to give me a thing saying I was vaccinated.
  1069. …in reply to @catehstn
    sundress but it was a bit stressful I worried I would miss my flight
  1070. skamille I am reading the mr Darcy in Ohio book
  1071. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille it's okay not much has happened yet
  1072. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille Darcy is a doctor
  1073. …in reply to @catehstn
    skamille kitty and Lydia are into cross fit and paleo
  1074. So interesting - Welcome to the Executive Team. It’s Messy Here. - buff.ly/29LMf3n /via katemats /by johnv
  1075. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille the annoying religious dude is a programmer and startup founder
  1076. There is an abandoned airport that has been turned into a park. Obviously I must go there.
  1077. …in reply to @louislhansen
    louislhansen I like airports! And parks!
  1078. "La foto de sus 15 años"
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  1079. …in reply to @catehstn
    The airport terminal is now an art gallery (could I love this more?) and this used to be the diplomat lounge.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1080. …in reply to @epsalon
    epsalon San Jose, Costa Rica.
  1081. …in reply to @nandana
    nandana :) there's a grand piano!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1082. …in reply to @louislhansen
    louislhansen hehe exactly!
  1083. …in reply to @catehstn
    Terminal building turned art gallery.
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  1084. …in reply to @catehstn
    I found an owl and some bones and now I am stuck hiding under a little hut thing because it is raining so hard.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1085. …in reply to @anildash
    anildash I have studied this extensively and have concluded that yvr is the best place to clear us border control.
  1086. RT rkudeshi: Very detailed Reddit comment on just why Pence is so disliked now in Indiana and how he betrayed Mitch Daniels: https://t.co/…
  1087. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora so excited for your adventure 💜
  1088. …in reply to @undefined
    @HashtagLaToya HelloAshleyR I love living in Medellin!
  1089. …in reply to @undefined
    @HashtagLaToya HelloAshleyR for now :) come visit.
  1090. “He was my mentor, and then he was my predator, and now I’m shot of him, thank god, but the shadow remains.” buff.ly/29LveJR
  1091. Still no one will speak Spanish to me but I met a nice French couple who were willing to speak French to me.
  1092. …in reply to @catehstn
    My French now features intermittent words of Spanish. But it was nice to find people to complain about British people to. Topic: Brexit-wtf?
  1093. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah Awww 💜
  1094. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah I don't snap chat :( I read the alt tweets tho!!! 💜
  1095. …in reply to @LaEscude
    LaEscude si! soy en Costa Rica! Voy en tortugero! Más bonito! Me gusta :)
  1096. …in reply to @LaEscude
    LaEscude gracias! espero vos ir uno día también 💜
  1097. …in reply to @catehstn
    skamille also Darcy is actually from California.
  1098. I'm on a boat. Also: crocodile.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1099. This is great - The Conjoined Triangles of Senior-Level Development - buff.ly/2a5WXBd /by tehviking /via _K_E_L_S_E_Y
  1100. …in reply to @stillinbeta
    stillinbeta so cute 💜
  1101. …in reply to @ecarrion89
    ecarrion89 I thought you had already embarked on a new career without telling me 😂
  1102. …in reply to @theophani
    theophani sheley no but that sounds AMAZING!
  1103. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky aww :(
  1104. Tortugero! (The machine is from when there was forestry, there are a bunch of them).
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  1105. The amount of Internet at this hotel is best described as "tantalizing". But hey it's beautiful and there's nothing I have to do. 🛥🍊☀️🏝🌅
  1106. Early morning boat ride 🏝☀️🛥
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  1107. I think there is a sloth in this tree but I can't find it 💔
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1108. …in reply to @coda
    coda and somehow the physical embodiment of evil is not Donald trump.
  1109. Veo un mapache!
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  1110. …in reply to @catehstn
    Totally worth getting up at 5am to see such a beautiful raccoon. And the guide says if you leave your door open one may come to visit!
  1111. Un oso perezoso! /cc webwright lara_hogan
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  1112. …in reply to @cy_sha
    cy_sha G i might be about to make a new friend! Why would you discourage me?!
  1113. RT cy_sha: catehstn and probably still your stuff, don't leave the door open! ;)
  1114. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg no? I mean it was phrased like something you might not want. But maybe children would be mean to the raccoon.
  1115. RT kartar: zmagg catehstn You mean in the “Personal Emotional Safety and Enhancement” section because they super cute…. :)
  1116. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar zmagg quiero un mapache pero mi amigo 😍
  1117. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar zmagg yes! You are welcome :)
  1118. …in reply to @cy_sha
    cy_sha well maybe she wouldn't steal she would just be my new bff and together we would fight crime and/or take over the world.
  1119. Resignation letter from 30-year republican and the comments on morals and complicity give me hope - buff.ly/2a4lNWx /via triketora
  1120. …in reply to @cy_sha
    cy_sha 💜
  1121. Cold rainforest selfie. Also: Rainforest.
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  1122. RT sarahsharp: I started a consulting business! otter.technology Hire me for diversity consulting, open source training & embedded/…
  1123. Cis-normative, but also entertaining and makes a powerful point - If Men Could Menstuate by Gloria Steinem - buff.ly/29EubFE
  1124. …in reply to @alex_mck
    alex_mck hahaha
  1125. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy aww honey. Self care. 💜
  1126. …in reply to @willsmith
    willsmith hahaha congratulations!
  1127. RT ashedryden: Straight men will be the first into the volcano.
  1128. …in reply to @donasarkar
  1129. …in reply to @tammypetro
  1130. willmanduffy this hedgehog reminded me of yoh💜 hedgehogdays/757726342699819009
  1131. I don't understand. 🐧🚽
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  1132. I walked 30 minutes for 4g so that I could tell chiuki that she was in charge. And also food. chiuki/757753635535138816
  1133. NBD just saw a turtle laying eggs on tortugaro beach 😍
  1134. …in reply to @catehstn
    philsturgeon you would have died.
  1135. …in reply to @amye
    amye we were very quiet ❣😍
  1136. “Anger allows us to express dissatisfaction. It allows us to say something is wrong.” buff.ly/29HnMtO /via dontgetcaught
  1137. …in reply to @anjuan
  1138. …in reply to @seb_ly
    seb_ly I decided to only retweet funny insults about me 😇
  1139. Thanks to this week's sponsor, Kickstarter 💜 techspeakdigest/757944065115709440
  1140. Tomorrow I am flying, so I will sent a WTHIC. It's a love letter to a sea turtle, the stars, and perfectly imperfect travel experiences. 🐢🌌💌
  1141. …in reply to @catehstn
    If you want it you can subscribe at wherethehelliscate.com or just tell me (dm your email) and I'll add you.
  1142. …in reply to @supersole
    supersole chiuki techspeakdigest thanks for the great post!!
  1143. RT chiuki: Thank you! Subscribe here: techspeak.email anjuan/757944773860655104
  1144. TW The ‘Shaman’ A Committed Solo Traveler Struggles to Reconcile Being Raped While Abroad buff.ly/29G9j27 /b noirony /v dearsarah
  1145. …in reply to @aiboyles
  1146. …in reply to @justkelly_ok
    justkelly_ok I used to feel the same but then we started writing technically speaking in it and now I'd never go back :)
  1147. …in reply to @justkelly_ok
    justkelly_ok I realized I just needed to write more of it :/ but def docs is better for collaborating.
  1148. …in reply to @undefined
    @cattsmall are you okay babe? 💜💜💜
  1149. It's official: feminism vs fascism.
  1150. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
  1151. …in reply to @xorhearts
    xorhearts OrganizeFISH I can try and sympathize with women who don't get feminism but when compared with fascism? Please.
  1152. …in reply to @wiredferret
    wiredferret would read!
  1153. So much 💜 to everyone who has been sending me love and support lately. My inbox is a nice place for once. 💜💜💜💜💜
  1154. Right on, ellenchisa - “Minimum Bar” Diversity - buff.ly/2a3roIV
  1155. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler so fierce!
  1156. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho yay!!! 💜
  1157. Well I was just weighed at the airport and this boarding pass is not like any boarding pass I have ever had before.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1158. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli awww 💜💜💜💜💜
  1159. Just sent SJO! And the responses I get to each one bring me so much joy. My fave project ❣💌✈️ juliaferraioli/758344573777313792
  1160. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage awwwww raccoon 💜💜💜💜💜
  1161. Holy shit. Es el avión. Más pequeño!!
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  1162. …in reply to @undefined
  1163. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson 😱😱😱
  1164. …in reply to @catehstn
    Landed. I am still alive. I feel quite sick tho.
  1165. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson haha yikes!! You are braver than me.
  1166. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson lol!!!
  1167. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson hahahahaha lol yes also much more Canadian.
  1168. …in reply to @lccarson
  1169. …in reply to @alex_mck
  1170. Laughing natashathenomad's reaction to today's WTHIC 💌🐊
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1171. …in reply to @catehstn
    Life is an adventure but natashathenomad prefers hers without that proximity to crocodiles.
  1172. …in reply to @catehstn
    Hahahaha natashathenomad
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  1173. This is interesting - on motivating people, and you're own motivations - buff.ly/29HZOi5 /by fowlersusann /via jo_miller
  1174. …in reply to @NatDudley
    NatDudley ❣💌❣ thank you
  1175. …in reply to @NatDudley
    NatDudley I have definitely found that to be true ❣
  1176. It's raining but I found a spa. Also has anti-g yoga so I'll come back to hang upside down & let all stress fall out of the top of my head.
  1177. …in reply to @NatDudley
    NatDudley yesssssssss that one. I feel you.
  1178. …in reply to @catehstn
    That is the stress that I didn't already leave with the crocodiles. Hanging upside down is so relaxing!
  1179. …in reply to @NatDudley
    NatDudley ooh yes. I mean that was the last one - go up high to find perspective.
  1180. …in reply to @NatDudley
    NatDudley yes. OMG. el penol was perfect for that. Perfect.
  1181. …in reply to @NatDudley
    NatDudley yes! And nz has such beautiful mountains 💜
  1182. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille Geek_Manager if you were both in Colombia with me I would feed you large quantities of meat haha 💜
  1183. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability as always
  1184. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability that sounds like an amazing addition to a presentation, whatever the topic.
  1185. RT ecarrion89: Dev's these days: I would never go to a conf without CoC -> goes to WWDC Hates on relocating to SF -> takes a job in SF
  1186. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability you are on point, amiga!
  1187. …in reply to @jessfraz
    jessfraz 💜💜💜💜💜
  1188. …in reply to @ecila
    ecila yeah for sure! It's fun!
  1189. danshapiro nighttime roaming
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  1190. …in reply to @catehstn
    danshapiro I walked into a bush tweeting that which probably serves me right.
  1191. Book a jet ski and guy asks "a double or two singles?" I look at my hotel room and concede: fair assumption.
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  1192. …in reply to @catehstn
    My hobby: going to very romantic places by myself and explaining that I don't have a husband to random people.
  1193. …in reply to @catehstn
    Random dude picked me up in his van as I was walking down the street earlier. Told me it was weird I don't have a husband because I'm cute 😂
  1194. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho hedgies don't travel well :( but I still love them.
  1195. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho 😱 but what would happen to them when I left?!?
  1196. …in reply to @sara_ann_marie
  1197. …in reply to @jessfraz
    jessfraz is this how I pick up men at tech conferences?
  1198. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille this is just a regular suite. I think I am in a honeymoon hotel.
  1199. …in reply to @ecarrion89
    ecarrion89 you are on point 💜
  1200. …in reply to @sara_ann_marie
    sara_ann_marie ooh I need to find some sloths. Did you get to pet one?
  1201. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho 💔 poor hedgie
  1202. …in reply to @sara_ann_marie
    sara_ann_marie ahh I saw one chilling up a tree in tortugaro. I want to pet one mainly for lara_hogan's reaction when I tell her about it.
  1203. …in reply to @sara_ann_marie
    sara_ann_marie ooh awesome!!
  1204. Do you think that maybe... I wasn't supposed to put the whole bottle in?
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1205. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz I was and then the bubbles were EVEN HIGHER. Then they got so large they displaced me.
  1206. …in reply to @smiffy
    smiffy haha
  1207. …in reply to @Aleen
    Aleen
  1208. Good morning.
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  1209. …in reply to @haruki_zaemon
    haruki_zaemon hahaha :)
  1210. …in reply to @sarahavenir
  1211. …in reply to @_mbdr_
    @maruthven hehe
  1212. …in reply to @ReinH
  1213. …in reply to @arthaey
    arthaey haha 🛥
  1214. …in reply to @roseanna_g
    roseanna_g !!! :)
  1215. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro but then I would have to pack it. I told you! Barely managed to buy a kettle!!
  1216. …in reply to @medeamaterial
  1217. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l danshapiro I will drive a jetski today and let you both know how it goes. Will see if I can take a selfie whilst moving.
  1218. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury haha I'm in Costa Rica.
  1219. …in reply to @jabley
    jabley steve_codes we don't have one but there is some stuff on our github - interviewing and communications.
  1220. …in reply to @undefined
  1221. …in reply to @chosenbreed
    chosenbreed Costa Rica!
  1222. RT HillaryClinton: A young girl asked Hillary, "Do you think when you're president, you'll be paid as much as a man?" https://t.co/sValauU…
  1223. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury hahaha I would be surprised but lmk!
  1224. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability yes I would read that :)
  1225. Beware brogrammers. The raccoons are coming for you. omonakami/757972298246873088
  1226. Super interesting, on how it's not about delight, but solving problems - Why I Don't Measure Delight buff.ly/29N04fy
  1227. …in reply to @chiuki
    chiuki gl! Will be thinking of you! 💜
  1228. …in reply to @seb_ly
    seb_ly yay!
  1229. …in reply to @techiejackie
    techiejackie hehe :)
  1230. …in reply to @danshapiro
  1231. I started reading a book on relationships & suspect it might be arrant nonsense. Thesis: your hormones determine personality & who you love.
  1232. …in reply to @wiredferret
    wiredferret yeah it is confidently stating as "fact" things that I read another book debunking.
  1233. …in reply to @catehstn
    Sometimes I worry that dating is the only thing I can't study to get better at, and I am going to actually have to. Y'know. Do it.
  1234. …in reply to @askvirginia
  1235. …in reply to @lindseybieda
    lindseybieda hahaha yessssss that's why I haven't been bothering. Also I only meet men I work with.
  1236. …in reply to @selenamarie
    selenamarie hahaha studying totally works for managing!!
  1237. …in reply to @catehstn
    Is the problem that most dating advice for het women been debunked by science/feminism or is the problem my attachment to science+feminism?
  1238. …in reply to @selenamarie
    selenamarie I doubt that 😇
  1239. …in reply to @ReinH
    ReinH lol
  1240. …in reply to @0x2ba22e11
    0x2ba22e11 hahahaha yes very true!
  1241. …in reply to @_mbdr_
    @maruthven 😱
  1242. …in reply to @_mbdr_
    @maruthven yeah I was kinda joking but a little bit not
  1243. …in reply to @undefined
    colinmarc interesting so then the problem is creating circumstances.
  1244. …in reply to @wiredferret
  1245. RT geekchloe: catehstn the problem can *never* be an attachment to science + feminism!
  1246. …in reply to @geekchloe
    geekchloe haha ;)
  1247. RT wiredferret: catehstn Like diet advice, dating advice is not profitable if it works.
  1248. …in reply to @krstnfx
    kristinathai haha super cute!
  1249. …in reply to @arikia
    arikia 💜
  1250. …in reply to @xorhearts
    xorhearts amazing!! Will read that instead ;)
  1251. This is a love letter to Europe. buff.ly/29JIAAV by Clive James
  1252. …in reply to @undefined
  1253. …in reply to @BriannaWu
  1254. Jetskiing on the ocean was very different from jetskiing on a lake but EVEN MORE AWESOME. I am soaked through though.
  1255. …in reply to @baileybaileybee
    baileybaileybee what would it DO?!?
  1256. …in reply to @nkkl
    nkkl enjoyyyyy
  1257. Achievement unlocked: I am speaking Spanish enough that Anglos keep asking me if I speak English 😂
  1258. …in reply to @catehstn
    I think the best response to this is "I am English" in my poshest and most obnoxious British accent.
  1259. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy no way that's how it was tho.
  1260. …in reply to @nkkl
    nkkl I wouldn't say every day. I have had a home for a month now!
  1261. …in reply to @undefined
  1262. …in reply to @avocadoSuperFan
    @bytemeorg lol
  1263. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho hahaha
  1264. …in reply to @undefined
  1265. …in reply to @KellyShuster
  1266. …in reply to @nkkl
    nkkl I bought a kettle! And a tea pot!
  1267. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy I know you know that better than anyone 💜
  1268. …in reply to @sarahovenall
    sarahovenall yeah Americans have been complementing me on my English when I tell them I live in Colombia :/
  1269. …in reply to @wolffan
  1270. O2 hey I'm trying to get my PUK code at - o2.co.uk/apps/getPUK/welcome - but it won't work. I've had this SIM for ~10 years, could that be why?
  1271. RT fleemanator: Hillary Clinton is literally every competent woman who's been passed over for a mediocre man AND COME TO COLLECT #DemsInPh…
  1272. I was hanging out after breakfast when this little creature came to say hi! 😍🐵🐒
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  1273. …in reply to @catehstn
    (He stole a bunch of sugar. I tried to get him some fruit but it's forbidden to feed the monkeys.)
  1274. …in reply to @CatSwetel
    CatSwetel hehehe yes exactly!
  1275. RT kelly_erin: Kind of amazing that we're watching a female presidential nominee argue that her male opponent is too hysterical & emotiona…
  1276. …in reply to @catehstn
    Monkey looks out over the jungle, contemplates life.
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  1277. …in reply to @catehstn
    Mmm delicious sugar. Now the monkey is rushing around the outside of the restaurant. Is monkey sugar high a thing?
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  1278. …in reply to @natashathenomad
  1279. I love this from nkkl about being persistent - what it means to have grit - buff.ly/2ablDM3 (I scored 3.9)
  1280. …in reply to @skamille
  1281. …in reply to @micheletitolo
    micheletitolo idk I always take these tests with a grain of salt!
  1282. duncan happy birthday 💜
  1283. …in reply to @KellyShuster
    KellyShuster good luck! You will be awesome!
  1284. Oso perezoso! And I actually saw it move!! /cc webwright lara_hogan
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  1285. …in reply to @lara_hogan
    lara_hogan I gave it your best regards there is also a baby!! Hard to see that tho.
  1286. …in reply to @0xdaeda1a
    0xdaeda1a well that's a low bar!!
  1287. RT 0xdaeda1a: catehstn Most dating advice for everyone is terrible. At least the stuff aimed at women is less likely to lead to felonies.
  1288. …in reply to @geekchloe
    geekchloe hahaha omg that is brilliant
  1289. …in reply to @undefined
    @kavbojka 😱💔
  1290. Went kayaking through a mangrove Forrest this morning which was about as peaceful and beautiful as you can imagine. 🌴🌱🚤
  1291. …in reply to @iroc
    iroc I don't know what that is but sure :)
  1292. …in reply to @iroc
    iroc oh yeah it was like that in places but also different in others.
  1293. …in reply to @krstnfx
    kristinathai it was 💜
  1294. Being an engineer on a team of 80% women sounds amazing. buff.ly/29KkBlh /by annekate /via triketora
  1295. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller haha I would be like "SHOW ME NOW!!!"
  1296. …in reply to @_powpow_
    _powpow_ aww that is exciting!!
  1297. Went quad biking (including down a stream), found a waterfall. Just me, so didn't need to wait for people. SO FUN! ❣
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  1298. …in reply to @tamarshmallows
  1299. …in reply to @catehstn
    Well there was a guide. He says I am good at driving a quad bike but I bet he says that to all the girls.
  1300. …in reply to @clarkkaren
    clarkkaren haha thanks :)
  1301. I am at a bar INSIDE A PLANE. Omg this is everything I never knew I wanted in a night out. ✈️🍹
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  1302. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml now I have pina colada too
  1303. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml it's Virginia
  1304. …in reply to @catehstn
    dantoml hahahahaha I was supposed to say it's virgin but then autocorrect and lol
  1305. …in reply to @grepory
    grepory I think virgin Atlantic has bars in upper class
  1306. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml yes but the irony or autocorrect saying that I am basically another person haha
  1307. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml 😱 it's been known to happen.
  1308. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml last year I spent 5 days on Easter island.
  1309. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml and there was that time I went to North Korea.
  1310. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml it was a holiday from decisions and also from programmers which is all I ever want really.
  1311. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml programmers are terrible and decisions are exhausting
  1312. …in reply to @avocadoSuperFan
    @bytemeorg :)
  1313. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml willmanduffy will I don't really think of you as a "programmer" just an "excellent human being" 💜
  1314. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml yes. The raccoons of San Francisco will eventually fix all the programmers. I hope they spare you.
  1315. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml doubtful. They are taking their time. I will encourage them when I go to visit them next month.
  1316. …in reply to @maplemuse
  1317. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml I could take them some Colombian coffee beans as an offering.
  1318. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml oh. How will the raccoons know that I am special and on their side?
  1319. …in reply to @endocrimes
  1320. This is beautiful. rtraister/759017813927268356
  1321. …in reply to @undefined
    @snowcrashmike hahaha !
  1322. …in reply to @designatednerd
    designatednerd natashathenomad lol it was fine :)
  1323. …in reply to @karen_meep
    karen_meep :) thanks for sharing it!
  1324. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy happy birthday!!!
  1325. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability ahhhhh Mabel hello Mabel ilu
  1326. I think this interview question actually explains a lot about kind of women allowed to be successful at Google - buff.ly/2aozD1y
  1327. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda I couldn't figure out how to stop the notifications so I ended up uninstalling the app :/
  1328. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml ahhh hate that. Are they rebooking you on a later one?
  1329. …in reply to @endocrimes
  1330. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l I think that describes me and after 3.5 years there I was quitting tech so you know.
  1331. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l yeah you have learned the system :/
  1332. You make your choices about what to share, I'll make mine. annwitbrock/759399813779693569
  1333. …in reply to @catehstn
    I actually really hate the idea that we have to trick girls into tech by pretending it's all okay. They notice there are no women.
  1334. …in reply to @catehstn
    But hey if that how some women want to roll, you do you. For me where there's data I'll bring it, & when there are stories I'll tell them.
  1335. RT devesine: catehstn "EVERYTHING IS FINE *cesspool*" vs "It's a cesspool but we support you *offers hazmat suit* *attempts institutional…
  1336. …in reply to @annwitbrock
    annwitbrock perhaps consider that what you are doing is a form of tone policing.
  1337. …in reply to @skamille
  1338. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager aww I hope you feel better soon 💜
  1339. …in reply to @annwitbrock
    annwitbrock yeah maybe you should consider that 1) you don't know me 2) I don't know you and 3) my approach is considered tyvm
  1340. …in reply to @theccoder
    theccoder I bet :(
  1341. …in reply to @jeffwatkins
  1342. …in reply to @annwitbrock
    annwitbrock well I used to work there so I read it and thought "this explains a lot" which is what I tweeted.
  1343. …in reply to @catehstn
    annwitbrock tbh I prefer data on why we can't win rather than the uncomfortable feeling that I never can but not being sure why.
  1344. …in reply to @catehstn
    annwitbrock but like I said, you do you.
  1345. …in reply to @annwitbrock
    annwitbrock I'm sorry that's a problem for you but as we're not friends and you don't even follow me so I hardly think it's mine.
  1346. …in reply to @annwitbrock
    annwitbrock please look out for your own I'm just fine.
  1347. …in reply to @jeffwatkins
    jeffwatkins ooh I like that. Although I think will you never get up can be risky too. Context is important.
  1348. …in reply to @jeffwatkins
    jeffwatkins more like giving up in isolated or being persistent as part of a supportive and inclusive team.
  1349. …in reply to @didlix
    didlix well men are rating themselves. Women are playing a bullshit game where the rules are ever changing and unclear.
  1350. …in reply to @segiddins
    segiddins zactly.
  1351. …in reply to @didlix
    didlix also that!
  1352. …in reply to @kellan
    kellan skamille hahahahaha quite
  1353. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml lol! Also I thought you were going to NYC?
  1354. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano yeah I once got criticized for being insufficiently positive in response to those kind of questions :/
  1355. …in reply to @catehstn
    juliepagano (iirc I had gone for a similar response so lol)
  1356. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml :( did they rebook you tho? Or did you have to buy a last minute ticket?
  1357. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml :/ not as bad as it could be then!!
  1358. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml :( stressful.
  1359. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml Awww :( 💜
  1360. Went white water rafting and came back and RIP my mentions lol.
  1361. This is the river. Cold but super fun!
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  1362. …in reply to @undefined
    @aniqahmair :/
  1363. …in reply to @xorhearts
    xorhearts yeah what struck me though was bock commenting on the correlation with no broader thought on what that meant though.
  1364. Chilling by the pool with pina colada 😍🍹🏝
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  1365. …in reply to @xorhearts
    xorhearts you could ask in the next tgif!
  1366. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager I'm enjoying your pictures 💜
  1367. Yes, this - also on point on conflict - The Virtue of Hubris and The Value of Complaining buff.ly/29Qe6Nk by the brilliant skamille
  1368. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano :( so glad we aren't there anymore!!
  1369. …in reply to @juliepagano
  1370. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica why is your ci failing?
  1371. …in reply to @buritica
  1372. Tomorrow's WTHIC comes from XQP, is a love letter to a women who wants things. And also hyperactivity. Subscribe: wherethehelliscate.com
  1373. danshapiro thinking of you 💜
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  1374. Oops I did it again. Just kidding. Totally deliberate. I wanted to be subsumed by a cosy cloud.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1375. …in reply to @rnelson0
    rnelson0 lol :)
  1376. …in reply to @undefined
    @snowcrashmike hehehe :)
  1377. …in reply to @undefined
    @snowcrashmike Awww thank you 💜
  1378. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad that is a good lesson 💜
  1379. …in reply to @jennschiffer
    jennschiffer leaving the country is usually a good answer!! Enjoy Toronto 💜
  1380. …in reply to @catehstn
    jennschiffer next time I see you irl remind me to tell you about my genius invention "the divorcation".
  1381. …in reply to @danshapiro
  1382. …in reply to @catehstn
    danshapiro what can I say? Bad horror movie scenes remind me of you! 💜
  1383. …in reply to @willmanduffy
  1384. RT triketora: tfw someone makes you feel like you're being completely unreasonable and then you realize you're not
  1385. …in reply to @duretti
    duretti super fab!
  1386. Sometimes when men mansplain my observations on systematic sexism in tech I think "oh good, I have been waiting for a manpinion on this."
  1387. …in reply to @catehstn
    Hahaha lol no I literally never think this but thanks to a viral tweet I have endless mansplaining in my mentions and quote tweets.
  1388. …in reply to @catehstn
    Men, consider allowing women who don't know or care about you to go about their lives free from your opinions EVEN WHEN THEY DISAGREE.
  1389. …in reply to @designatednerd
  1390. Ahhh Wet Owls! This is everything!! buff.ly/29RKTBL /via nigelbabu
  1391. Me voy 💔✈️🏝🐒
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  1392. …in reply to @mrtazz
    mrtazz hehe :)
  1393. …in reply to @catehstn
    I was a bit scared at first but I am now sold on this way of flying! The view is amazing!!
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  1394. …in reply to @anjuan
    anjuan thank you 💜
  1395. …in reply to @catehstn
    "Baggage claim" hahahaha
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  1396. Lovely response to this mornings WTHIC so here are some extracts from it.
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  1397. …in reply to @catehstn
    It is a love letter to a woman who wants. If you subscribe by the time I land in MDE you can have the whole thing :) wherethehelliscate.com
  1398. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l I am excited to read them 💜
  1399. …in reply to @InduKhosla
    InduKhosla <3 thanks!
  1400. …in reply to @InduKhosla
    InduKhosla xorhearts my current job I was assumed to be competent and it was so refreshing! And so much easier to actually y'know...do it.
  1401. …in reply to @mrtazz
    mrtazz haha I don't think I invented it but I like it :)
  1402. …in reply to @mrtazz
    mrtazz <3 yw
  1403. RT yishan: catehstn skamille you're a libertarian hero.
  1404. 🇵🇾✈️
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  1405. I love abandoned places. So eerie 💜 buff.ly/2anLSNx