July 2016 — 1421 tweets
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lhawthorn yayyyy i will dm it to you!
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Omg it me. ansate/748622990317740032
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Is it okay to go to bed at 730? Asking for a friend who woke up at 3am and forgot to eat dinner. Okay. It me.
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Eulerizeit good.
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r343l I have pre-toasted toast and dulce de Leche. But I can't be bothered to food.
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Discovered that I do not have a proper mailing address and need to do some investigation. I am so bad at being domesticated.
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piewords haha thanks ;)
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biochembelle yay!
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piewords lol 💜
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zara_p :) kinda necessary given where I live ;)
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zara_p lol!
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medeamaterial thanks!
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roidrage 😍
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RT WentRogue: Heidi is sick of your bullshit.
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kartar omg this 💔 hope you are okay.
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Trying to psych myself up for early morning spin class. Can I do it?
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HopeGraceFury hahaha
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Did it y'all. And kettlebells!
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ansate :D thank you!
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mnowster <3
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Engineer, "I'm glad you are back. But I guess you have nowhere else to go now." 💔 aiiii brexit.
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calavera oh thank you! So glad you found it helpful!
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FunnelFiasco lol
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pardel :)
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Google is all about diversity as performance art, so no surprise that the numbers aren't moving. businessinsider/748872837881008128
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Also LOL at the attempts to say that change is happening even though the numbers don't reflect it. So much for data driven, hey?
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RT tef_ebooks: i'm not saying impostor syndrome is over in the uk, but it's hard to look at the government and not think "well, i feel com…
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RT tryswiftnyc: Last chance to get discounted #tryswiftnyc tickets! Sale ends midnight EST! Come 🐥🎉🗽 w/ us! tryswiftnyc.com/ https:…
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Omg I hope this fucker gets tried for war crimes. I hate him so much. diligenttruth/748852318200795136
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RT willmanduffy: i have a lot in common with web forms like for example i am in constant need of validation
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Made it through to the end of today's (and this week's!) list and afternoon meetings cancelled so LET'S START THIS LONG WEEKEND SHALL WE?
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I'm going on an adventure to guatape. sundress: "I can't help but notice your first weekend with a home you celebrate by leaving it again."
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Idk how else do you celebrate things other than by leaving. See also: deal with problems.
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queencodemonkey cephus you two are adorkable ❣
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r343l haha yes they do.
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Trying this relaxing malarkey. Step 1: abandon the novel I have not been enjoying (or: reading) and starting a new one.
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This is Dramatic because I am a Hardcore Completionist. It's one of my most annoying and driving characteristics.
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monica_farrell yeah it just pushes me to read non-fiction instead, which I mostly think is a good thing! But this weekend: relaxing!
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ecarrion89 yes that was JF.
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marthakelly yeah I tend to use this to be picky about which books I start. And it's pushed me to read more non-fiction, which I kinda like.
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rodbegbie that's sarcasm right? Because she got a bunch of shit and quit.
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rodbegbie :/ yeah
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Urgh every time my bank is annoying they try to make some bullshit argument about security but I am sure it is ineptitude.
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This does not inspire confidence.
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rodbegbie hahahaha
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OMG THIS - “If you don’t believe in someone, you should not be teaching them.” buff.ly/298zjXd /by @Nettabondy
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Set off on an adventure without 1) packing up everything I own and 2) my work laptop. This is so exciting!! Not taking a plane either!
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jo_miller I mean I have a laptop with me. But just the one.
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jo_miller :) enjoy yours!!
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cory_foy that looks like an airport
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MoisheL :)
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cory_foy nice! I mean, I like airports too. No judgement!
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gr2m have you been?
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karamcnair nice!
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sundress don't look you may die of jealousy
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karamcnair ;)
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gr2m thanks!! Hope you are doing awesome!!!
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tgrevatt I am so excited
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gr2m 💜
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tgrevatt :)
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skamille you should or we can go to the river of 5 colors.
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medeamaterial yessssss tomorrow!!
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zmagg hahahaha 💜💜💜💜💜
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Spin in the morning swim in the evening sleep all night 🚵🏻🏋🏻🏊🏻😴💤
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My legs are so jacked. Tomorrow I am going to climb a large rock.
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aliciability ahh Mabel ilu so pretty
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medeamaterial thanks!
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mishmosh I also worked there and left in 2014 along with many other women because of harassment and other bullshit.
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mishmosh also I didn't say weren't trying I called it diversity as performance art. Eg throwing money but not firing men who harass women.
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mishmosh I don't think good parental leave is that impressive from a company with so much money. Also an American problem. I'm euro.
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mishmosh also mentoring is nice and I got some too but sponsorship is better and that is hard with constant reorgs and prove it again.
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harper ahh one of my favorite airports. Enjoy!
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harper in my top 10. Probably top 5.
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harper Hong Kong!
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harper I spent most of a day there once and I had a lovely time.
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harper how about you?
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0x2ba22e11 thank you!
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RT Nick_Craver: This would make a good tech debt poster:
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At the top y'all. It's so beautiful. Like nowhere else I have ever been.
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chiuki you and The Cat
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chiuki awww
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spacekatgal <3
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r343l hi Rachael in Seattle
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Snacks available up here include: lemon chips (crisps for Brits) and cheese ice cream.
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philsturgeon yeah with caramel and with something else.
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I'm chilling on a rock on a rock, listening to music and taking in the view. What are y'all doing today?
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bugKrusha hahaha what are you writing?
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r343l Aww if I wasnt happy in Paradise I would wish I was having girl time with you <3
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r343l omg I love pedis!!
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theophani erm available in the same store? I guess you could mix if you wanted to.
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bugKrusha awesome! Code review is great :) yesssss I am it's nice here and I needed to escape.
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wndxlori nice!
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willsmith its so cool. I love Colombia!
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I have seen jet skis. I must drive one.
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mkflint guatape!
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seb_ly :D
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ladycornfish aww!
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therealfitz yayyyy so exciting I haven't driven one before. Just a skidoo.
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jo_miller place called guatape, it's about 2 hours from Medellin
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jo_miller it is super beautiful and very chill!
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qwandor hahaha some of it.
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harper ooh Frankfurt is also high on my list. My favorite sandwich is opposite gate b23.
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OMG quokka!!! strange_animals/749351732409409536
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allonsykraken hahaha owlzzzzzz
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zmagg aww yes I love being met at the airport. I remember when you picked me up in SF ✈️💜
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Never underestimate the avoidance of British people. dyergeoff/748968529727197184
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RT jegtnes: Whenever I mention I’m probably leaving the country I have people practically line up to tell me it’ll be fine. https://t.co/b…
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RT jegtnes: “potentially going to be fine, depending on negotiations” isn’t really what you want to base your life around tbh
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RT jegtnes: especially “depending on negotiations between a group of despondent, incompetent sociopaths and a 27-strong nation bloc who no…
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A biting and accurate description of British politicians. jegtnes/749588163220402176
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Cate: "wow it's cold" Cate: "when did you become someone who thinks <20 degrees is cold?" Cate: "something something unexpected cold"
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My inner monologue is pretty negative and judgmental tbh.
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elstamey yes!
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Even though there is no airport, I will send a WTHIC from Guatape. Feat. musings on solo adventure, physical strength, and buying a kettle.
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If you want it: wherethehelliscate.com - my friends seem to love it, and for me, it's my favorite thing that I do 💌
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NeoNacho I am trying new things.
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ansate my inner monologue is basically the super-human future-cate I'm trying to be. She has no patience with present-cate's human frailty.
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ansate ooh i like that one.
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ansate next time we see each other IRL we must have a long conversation about our future selves.
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ansate :D
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kwugirl aww I think you are kind :)
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aliciability just remember you are a wonderful person and Mabel may feel some modicum of affection for you.
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aliciability aww Mabel is the cutest but you are pretty great also 💜
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marginfades I love this one! So eerie!
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peterseibel actually the uk is only partially metric. Sizes like that are usually imperial.
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wndxlori I knew in time you would become friends
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Hagit no I am now pretty sure there is nothing edible in Newark airport.
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haley misandrelazar aww! Congrats!
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On male privilege and networks - buff.ly/29eRfhl /via dontgetcaught
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Hagit I find this to be a good general rule for us airports tbh
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N4td I did!
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wndxlori omg poor little raccoon
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Important update: driving a jetski was everything I dreamed it would be. Like an aquatic quadbike.
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N4td I also bought a tea pot!
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N4td it was quite an adventure. Kettles are not easy to find in Colombia. catehstn/747204291904012288
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Hagit :(
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aliciability omg it was happiness
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N4td well I managed to buy it 6 days ago. There's a whole thread of how hard it was to find. That was my second try and buying one.
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N4td 💜
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bydefault_tv ahhhh so many things about that tweet will give me nightmares
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N4td in Spanish!! In Spanish!!! I trained for that moment!!!
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N4td hahahaha💜💜💜💜💜
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danshapiro omg! So cute! What are their names?!
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jo_miller omg! amazing!
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EricaJoy yay ❣
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danshapiro wow those names suggest that this raccoons aren't your new bffs. On one hand I'm glad you haven't replaced me. On the other...
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skamille important phrases
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jo_miller oh yeah I super wanted to go to rottnest!!
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geekygirlsarah shu awwwh what a clever little cutie
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RT polotek: The new white supremacy is one where nobody's racist, but "respect" for black ppl is always followed by a "but".
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pilky OMG what happens on Wednesday?
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pilky omg Blair might be tried for war crimes. Can't wait!!!!
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RT TravelIndustry: Where are you traveling next? #TravelTheWorld #travel
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pilky :(
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Depressing and predictable Even female Supreme Court justices get interrupted too much by men - buff.ly/29EHd7L /via dontgetcaught
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jo_miller omg Nigel's. Actually the worst.
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zeina_codes dontgetcaught ME EITHER
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Current political situation: like the entitled white men of the world are having some kind of collective mantrum. I wish they would stop.
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This is super helpful if you work with a lot of people who are working in their second language - buff.ly/29obR9a /by mollyclare
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TheNiceBot thank you. You seem very nice also.
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mollyclare :) I work with mainly Spanish speakers and I've thought a lot about this, but you had some new tips!! Thanks :)
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jo_miller Nigel no mates!!
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RT SwiftOnSecurity: Explaining Brexit to Americans, 2016-07-04
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triketora haha yeah I have always found the font name weird for that reason. Nice font tho. What I would expect from a Swiss font.
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I want another day off so I can stay inside and write code 💔
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Watching how to be single which is cool because I think I have some things to learn about that.
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So far in NYC lots of drinking and no grovers. Am I doing life wrong?
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purpleyay yay I love Barcelona!
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Eulerizeit no maybe I should have. Next time I see him.
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dbentley lol
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plragde haha :)
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Why is there always some bro who decides to teach a woman how to be an asshole and we all know they will eventually fall in love.
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purpleyay gaudi gaudi gaudi. Park guell and casa mila especially. Also the Picasso museum is cool. Food is amazing! Walk along the beach!
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r343l groverrrrrrrrrr
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c_johnston why not!
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r343l you are a good friend 💜
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The workaholic woman drove away the cute fuckwit. I think you're supposed to think she's crazy but she seems very rational to me.
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plragde I am watching a movie!!
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Okay that was actually a cool movie I think. So much better than where I thought it was going initially.
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lccarson whaaaaaaa
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lccarson yikes
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lccarson never doubted you were pro ;)
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plragde lol! Okay. I will try it.
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jo_miller ooh good point.
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NeoNacho 💔
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zoesqwilliams arghhhhhhghgh
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RT charles_hawley: From the country that invented the word "Schadenfreude." The FDP is driving this truck around London today. https://t.c…
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Delightfully nihilistic. pjux/750283950610849792
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A good list of things that are often considered when interviewing for technical roles, and why they aren't useful - buff.ly/29fHwr5
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marcprecipice mrtazz :) thanks!
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lindseybieda I saw them in Sydney and it was awesome!!
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RT PPricklepants: Princess Penelope Pricklepants Sep. 2013 - Jul. 2016 RIP, dearest sweetest hedgehog ever, you will be missed. https://t.…
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Every hedgehog I love eventually leaves me 💔
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RT RedPandatxt: When you have no one to cuddle :(
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queersorceress I have actually never used force touch.
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RT chiuki: Subscribe to techspeak.email for great articles and resources on speaking at technical conferences. https://t.co/JEY2HS…
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buritica aww not true 💜
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Biggest complaint about SlackHQ: now it feels weird when I can't edit my incomprehensible typo-filled messages on every other service.
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Thanks to this week's sponsor glowforge - one of our sustaining sponsors! 💜 techspeakdigest/750403125610221568
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Also super happy to share that Kickstarter are now a techspeakdigest sustaining sponsor through the rest of 2016 ❣️
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💯 “stop trying to impress people with your numbers and ask the folks on your team how they’re doing” buff.ly/29FTglh /by LynMuldrow
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OMG NEW DREAM JOB! dontgetcaught/750427267982041088
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dontgetcaught hahaha yes! <3 thank you!
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r343l that would be the biggest downside.
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micheleaiello hey - qq - is there a URL scheme for saving an event to google calendar for iOS? Googling hasn't yielded anything, sorry :/
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micheleaiello or a universal link, i guess. Mainly: save an event to the calendar from another app (that isn't authenticated w/google).
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micheleaiello thank you!
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dearsarah hahaha :) <3
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dearsarah yes so true.
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Aleen 💜
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jeffwatkins :) thanks!
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MoisheL 💜
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epsalon 💜 thanks
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triketora commmmmmeeee to colombiaaaaaaa
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techiejackie :)
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dantoml ooh having one of these has made me so happy.
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danielpunkass being in the uk rn must drive that home?
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N4td 💜💜💜💜💜
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aliciability please send pictures of Mabel. She is the only hedgehog I love who hasn't abandoned me.
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I did yoga tonight so yes I guess I am looking for inner peace again.
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Cate fact: I once spent 2 months up a mountain in China kickboxing and looking for inner peace. I don't think it's there.
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But every so often I try again, anyway.
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natashathenomad vaish so cute!
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LittleMxSurly aww that is great!! 💜
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aliciability awww Mabel ❣
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RT aliciability: Someone’s got a case of the Mondays. On a Tuesday.
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edent thanks!!
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ansate hahaha ohh I remember when I was super bendy I don't think that is ever coming back!
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N4td I bet 💜💋
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jo_miller hahahaha awesome that's something to look forward to!!
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techiejackie lol :)
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queersorceress omg i did need that today. thank you! <3
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Me: "living in Colombia is a constant battle to not drink coffee or eat cheese" nebiros: "that is a battle you are probably going to lose."
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mnowster super cute!!
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plragde not really and definitely not at every meal
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brunogirin nebiros 🧀☕️
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InfoSecSherpa I don't know but they put it on everything
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InfoSecSherpa lol :)
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DanielleSucher such a loss for stripe and your new company is so lucky to have you! 💜
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TessaJeanMiller hope you are okay 💜
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Today's Spanish lesson: talk about testing and MVP pattern on android.
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I've abandoned duolingo and I am now learning Spanish in workout classes and technical talks.
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Also IRL situations like needing hot water in my apartment, retrieving luggage from Panama, and being questioned by the police.
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sundress twice today but I will look at it again and again and again!
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@helenvholmes 💜
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peterseibel aww thanks 💜
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skamille stop resisting I want to read it ❣
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dearsarah yeah I have been making that same decision in part because of your comments on this. People need to stop with the ((())).
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skamille I am behind on Twitter
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skamille and also: life.
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aeva_io yay! ❣
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Eulerizeit ofc my adored skamille is always good 💜💜💜💜💜
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skamille Eulerizeit it is you can't convince me otherwise.
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wiredferret recompilermag yay!
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triketora agrhhrhrhehr business class btw is another place where I am surrounded by dudes always.
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skamille Eulerizeit there is a profound insight there that extends beyond software.
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triketora I don't often sleep with a bunch of old white dudes but when I do I am sleeping in biz class on a plane.
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"No no she's not vegetarian. She's British." ~nebiros
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bubbva aww
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Tried to buy tea here and there was no earl grey but there was green tea with pineapple and I'm just like wtf wtf wtf
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And then sundress has been introducing me to ideas like not setting daily goals and forgetting obligations and I think I am broken now.
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polotek 💜💜💜💜💜
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RT KarenAttiah: The term "police brutality" doesn't feel sufficient anymore. Call it what it is: extrajudicial killings by American state…
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Geek_Manager oh no 💜💜💜💜💜
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@cattsmall take care of yourself babe. Thinking of you.
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@cattsmall 💜
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Eulerizeit aww
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micheletitolo thanks babe <3 hope you are okay.
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I have no food but I have a blanket, tea and the new season of keeping up with the kardashians so I guess I am not going to the gym tonight.
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r343l for life but I died inside sometime this morning so I think this means I don't need food anymore.
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r343l I will try and food again tomorrow.
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lenazun I'm excited to read them!
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lenazun nice!
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dantoml cha time! Modern art museum! Go up the tower! Walk on true beach!
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RT kstewart: This week has made me feel like a member of an endangered species. #AltonSerling #PhilandoCastile #SayHisName #BlackLivesMatt…
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aliciability who can blame her the world is a terrible place
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aliciability I wish I was a hedgie so that I could hide under a fleece blanket all day.
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aliciability yes agree
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dearsarah yay!!
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RT AHappierDay: Mordor Eyes
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RT aliciability: If Mabel was a programmer she'd write tests for her code off the bat so no one would bother her.
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willmanduffy jennschiffer omg your background image will
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wndxlori poor baby 💜
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allonsykraken 💜💜💜💜💜
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RT buritica: Set your alarms, it’s sold out in 30 mins for the past 2 years jsconfco/751450859708440576
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OH: "I would eat an owl. I would totally eat an owl. I bet they taste good. I would never eat a lion." 💔
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This week has been brutal. Gonna spend the weekend on self care. How about you?
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RT buritica: Is there a list of companies that hire remote engineers?
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Honestly really grateful that amidst all the awfulness I have been surrounded by people who are kind - to me and to each other.
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wndxlori you are living the dream!
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chiuki 💜💜💜💜💜
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wndxlori I wish I had three raccoons
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BeerOps 💜💜💜💜💜
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willmanduffy 💜💜💜 please be kind to will today 💜💜💜
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Well the good news is by this time in 2 weeks I will have left the country. But how do I cope until then? Better go to the gym.
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This will probably require eating proper meals again :/ which has been a problem lately.
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I actually am not entirely sure what I'm doing. I gave some very vague instructions and then agreed to anything. I have some hope of sloths.
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NeoNacho thanks 💜
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RT dantoml: Does anyone know any nice folks hiring (ft or contract) remote/Berlin developers at the moment?
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RT SusanPotter: "But, if you are not a cis-white-man failing upwards in the valley, how do you create career security?" Good ideas. https:…
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sarahjane_hale thanks for sharing that
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kecatlin 💜
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kstewart 💜
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kf thanks for sharing that I am super happy it resonated with you 💜
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RT gnuconsulting: A real good post on how much intentions are worth: catehuston.com/blog/2016/06/23/worthless-intent/ (tl;dr: not much!)
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gnuconsulting thanks for sharing that
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TPuski thanks for sharing that :)
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@ElsiethePM thanks for sharing it!
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kwugirl thanks for sharing that
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kwugirl I was talking you up yesterday to rubyconfco people ;) 💜
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@Jugger_nought thanks for sharing that
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mazebuhu thanks for sharing that
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therabidbanana thanks for sharing that
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dberni :)
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AmyVernon oh cool I will check it out! Thanks!
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ecarrion89 kettleeeeeee
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kwugirl yay!!
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RT EricaJoy: folks like me to be always "on message" and "informative" #onhere and just...nah. i'm a person. i'm not gonna be your milquet…
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qwandor yeah leaving Colombia just for a week tho
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qwandor I do but leaving the country is a good option always
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qwandor hedgieeeee
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qwandor argh London
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SrPablo 💜
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jesslynnrose well now I do.
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cherimarie 🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰
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Omg so cute - This Baby Beaver Who Can’t Even Control His Own Tail Is What We Need Right Now - buff.ly/29uIAaL
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RT 360iDev: Want to try your hand at conference speaking? techspeakdigest is hosting a conference proposal writing course at 360iDev
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anjuan 💜💜💜
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anjuan also I hope you are OK - it's been a hard week.
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RT cy_sha: really long but entirely worthy, about communication, debates and the clash of ideas, and a lot more aleszubajak/751444930996817921
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AmyVernon ooh - I loved it! And super appreciated the shout out :)
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lenazun amazing!! Love it!!
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anjuan 💜
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natashathenomad nice!
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trodrigues lenaoxtons omg
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Love this - Blindspot: When it comes to women, how famous is famous? buff.ly/29zdXBi /by dontgetcaught
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EricaJoy hey been thinking of you this week, I'm glad you got a day to self care 💜
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This past week has been so brutal, incredibly grateful that I have such amazing friends who show they love and support me.
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This included dianakimball and sundress conspiring to try and help me to eat proper meals again 😍❣🍪
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Pro-tip: if you live up a mountain and exercise, 5 days straight of - at best - 2 meals and a snack will leave you in a bit of a state.
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dantoml you need to food, Danielle. Do you need very specific instructions?
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dantoml you are in Toronto please go and eat some sushi 🍣🍘
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RT ossia: When someone says "You don't need a library for that!" then shows you how to implement it manually.
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dantoml everywhere? Open foursquare and search "sushi". Go to the closest one with a rating of >7.5.
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dantoml queersorceress 😂 I am glad I still have utility to you.
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RT queerandangry: this is a strange era in human history
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Asked for a burger without various things and the guy was like "maybe you want a salad instead" 😂🍔
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buritica was gonna say come back to CO and then I realized maybe this is a regular for me because I don't understand 90% of what I hear.
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buritica maybe you could go and live in Korea. Probably the southern one would be better.
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buritica and in nyc there are Grover's.
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How Spontaneity Can Kill Creativity and Productivity - buff.ly/29xwPld /by femgineer
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buritica aw I can still send you a Grover if you need tho. Although maybe Grover's are like clowns and not everyone wants to be pet by one.
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PFMushroom glowforge yes I did! Shipping later this year but played w/it in Seattle. I have a discount code: glowforge.com/referred/?kid=6KRS2
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Dealt with a LOT of email this evening but argh so much remains it is never ending. Is this being a grown up? I don't like it.
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If I felt less dead inside I would have written code instead of emails 💔
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PPricklepants awwwwh such a pretty hedgie
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maplemuse :(
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maplemuse yeah it's not even 10pm and I am very excited about sleeping so as late as I want is apparently not that late :/
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Holy shit is the US a military state now? Why do police even have tanks?!
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RT stillinbeta: catehstn the Department of Defence sells them to local police departments at a discount
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RT EmilyGorcenski: stillinbeta catehstn It's a surplus from the buy-happy contracts during the Iraq war. DoD couldn't buy this stuff fas…
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RT coxn: catehstn the 1033 program makes militancy cheap en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1033_program?wprov=sfsi1
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EmilyGorcenski stillinbeta fucking hell.
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hsjuju2 aii
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coxn yikes
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Woah thanks for the explanation y'all. Where I come from regular police don't even have guns let alone war making equipment.
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hsjuju2 is there a noticeable difference?
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peterseibel :/ yeah mainly because of avoidance and passive aggression not you know... Wanton murder of marginalized people by the state.
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hsjuju2 :/
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hsjuju2 oh yeah I guess that is a distinction but these non-tanks still look very threatening.
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RT juliepagano: catehstn The US has sadly been a military state for quite some time. It's a bad place.
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@kavbojka hahaha yes I was playing the email game 💜
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plragde I also had a headache :( was in this state of "am I sick" all weekend.
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smiffy :/
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jo_miller 💜💜💜💜💜
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khepin :(
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RellyAB I did actually read the first half. Most violent and misogynistic book I ever read.
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dantoml #goodlifechoices
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Super exciting! Something I wrote will be in physical print on Tuesday! buff.ly/29BhTBy
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plragde :( thanks
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RT dantoml: I'm an iOS Developer with an interest in backend and developer tooling. I'm looking for work. Remote/Berlin/NYC/SF dan@tomlins…
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HopeGraceFury hahaha no i am sorry to disappoint you!
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RT HopeGraceFury: catehstn I haven't clicked the link to find out but I'm hoping it's a novella that dramatises your 'live tweeting dates…
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Are you a hiring manager at an inclusive company with openings for remote mobile engineers? My DMs are open - please say hi.
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RT imteddybless: when u love someone u furnish the space between u w all of this hope. it's hard to leave that even when it was only u who…
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RT filipebarcos: Do you know a company hiring remote backend/frontend/full-stack engineers? Please send them my way. I’m looking for new o…
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Adorbz - The Woman Is Sailing Around the World With Her Cat - buff.ly/29uFE0C
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RT yourlocalkate: .catehstn oliverburkeman newrepublic Never Forget: the ultimate expression of blind privilege as "minimalism." https:…
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This morning skamille gave me strict instructions to eat 3 meals and work out today and I am so close... But it is raining.
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williampietri hahaha thanks :) gonna go and get wet!!
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williampietri haha yes! I don't mind being rained on, but I don't like being wet afterwards.
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skamille believe in me! I made it! Just a bit wet!
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clarkkaren skamille haha :) 💃🏻
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Did it oh yeah 🏃🏾🏋🏻
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skamille 💜
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queencodemonkey noooo the problem is slack has spoiled is.
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aliciability yay Australia!
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r343l thank you!
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dantoml yay!
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Gotta love all my friends rn who are like "cate seems to be unable to human", & are providing very specific instructions & practical help.
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To be fair I am never that great at humaning.
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I said to chiuki earlier "I think people think I am having a nervous breakdown" and she said "no that was yesterday" - she keeps me real ❣
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r343l 💔 I have a tiny raccoon
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r343l yes 💜
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HopeGraceFury hahaha cate is not a fully functioning human right now :(
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pilky just to fuck with you
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RT JillWetzler: Bad translation or does someone actually think this?
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Okay "full access to your Google account" is not a "bug" it's a "mistake" or a "poor product decision".
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willmanduffy very cute!
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I don't think it's helpful when we use the word "bug" which to me means some kind of programatical problem, for bad product decisions.
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piewords yeah maybe - I need to look at where you actually set authentication on that library.
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piewords so agree.
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Love the idea of "learn from my mistakes"! - Implementing Google Sign In on Android buff.ly/29E8Q37 /by cephus
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Thanks to this week's sponsor @CaseStudyNinja 💜 techspeakdigest/752848742617911296
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Thing no-one warned me about working at a startup: every time I've thought I knew what my job is, it changed again.
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benclarkwood <3 thanks!
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roba90 💜❣️
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Most useful skill as a British person: putting feelings in boxes labeled "open later" or "never open". Repression as a service.
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aimafidon YorkshireBank is the only one on that list I haven't heard bad things about. Which isn't saying much.
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lenazun hahaha the natural emoting is something I have really struggled with here. I think I like it tho.
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RT mrb_bk: Fabulous looking AOSA book with akaptur and catehstn content! aosabook.org/blog/2016/07/500-lines-or-less-is-available-now/
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lenazun :)
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kerrizor ;)
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“We are strongest when we hold each other up, both when we’re failing and when we’re succeeding.” buff.ly/29ukKts /by AmyVernon
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RT c_johnston: catehstn You should make reverse meditation tapes. I could use this service.
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verycaroline hahaha
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roba90 you are the cutest 💜
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ashedryden ooh!
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RT ashedryden: Now through July 29, if you donate $100 to AlterConf, I'll send you a care package from Ireland. 💕🇮🇪🎉✨🙆🏽 https://t.co/p8B1…
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pilky from what I followed it seemed like it would be hard to find someone less capable than Corbyn.
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Never thought that something I would appreciate about living in Colombia is the lack of Pokemon.
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dantoml I am not going to the one in the sex hotel anymore
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dantoml I can remind you to eat tomorrow. Remember breakfast is important.
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dantoml oh no I just went there for a massage. Trying this self-care malarkey. I'm going to body tech vizakaya, and Ariel sent me to yoga.
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dantoml I can only go swimming if ecarrion89 takes me 🏊🏻💔
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dantoml you are so bad at being human I think maybe you should try soylent
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dantoml awkward and not very good at being a human being
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dantoml probably not but I thought you were relocating to San Francisco
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dantoml you will need to work on your strength and agility for when the raccoons take over.
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chiuki EmmaAshley yay!
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dantoml the raccoons probably ate it for strength so that they can defeat the brogrammers
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jennschiffer what did it taste like?!? I imagine bad but I have never eaten a butterfly.
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dantoml just remember to be kind to them one day they will be the ruling class of San Francisco.
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dantoml I found good sushi in el poblado tonight 😍🍣
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dantoml yesssssssssss 🌅
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dantoml lol
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dantoml queersorceress no they just set the bar for functioning even lower.
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dantoml queersorceress so since I started making you eat breakfast. You're welcome.
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dantoml queersorceress when I write up my achievements as a manager I will include "got a hopeless fuckwit to start eating breakfast".
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dantoml queersorceress ... If only the market for todo and reminder apps was completely over saturated, then you could just pick one.
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queersorceress dantoml has so many needs for adulting tho they need to use some existing apps not build each one themselves.
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RT catehstn: Being human is so distracting and inefficient. I would like to be a robot, please.
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dantoml queersorceress that seems like a very normal way to spend a day.
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Search "I wish I was a robot" to find a huge market underserved by tech. catehstn/720072553344200705
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I need some money and a cofounder with expertise in robots.
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DanielleSucher I had book recommendations but they are all behavioural economics so now I don't know.
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RT giorgiosironi: TDD is a fine discipline, but for really difficult design problems you need advanced tech tools like paper or a shower
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r343l whyyyyyy
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r343l what for? Ingres?
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r343l ohhhhhh I never pokemond
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CatSwetel is this a sci fi reference?
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Listening to lady gaga and thinking that I wish my hair was so good that I felt compelled to sing to it.
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c_johnston "see that emotion, put it in a box. Now never think of it again. Repress it. This is how you free yourself."
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MDibernardo yay!
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r343l well penguins usually live in the salt filled ocean 🐧
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SashaLaundy yay!
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DanielleSucher ahh stumbling upon happiness then :)
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r343l 💜
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RT designatednerd: catehstn pretty sure this is how Soylent came to exist.
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humanplusdesign email me and I will add you.
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jo_miller I'm as freeeeeeeeee as my hairrrrrr
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pilky he was playing bullshit games and infighting, I think leading mps is a pre-req for leading the country.
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pilky if he was going to lead he should have stood up for the EU but he didn't out of self interest. Pathetic.
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AmyVernon :)
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pilky I think if he was doing a good job people would have noticed
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pilky I mean I never liked him. He was a Bernie before there was a bernie.
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pilky whilst they mysteriously became even less viable as a political party.
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pilky I mean Labour have always distained the general public as much as the Tories, just in a different way.
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pilky yeah but they chose not to and I imagine there is a reason for that. When a group of people seem irrational there is usually a reason
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pilky yeah I mean I can't vote for war criminals. Any update on TB being tried for war crimes?
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pilky I don't think that is rational.
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pilky awesome I hope that fucker goes down and rots in jail.
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Hate titles like this. What if we had multiple models of how to be a woman in tech and they each got their own name? triketora/753214780228284416
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This kind of title forces the idea that there can only be one woman, only one way to be a successful woman in tech.
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I call bullshit.
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sebasoga hiiii!
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ashedryden yep :(
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RT ashedryden: catehstn and that way is by stepping on the backs of other women :(
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RT ajpeddakotla: catehstn Completely agree. How can we advocate for diverse backgrounds when we're only compared to the women that are al…
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If ever tempted to respond to criticism of your work with the sentence "I am my work" you may want to stop writing, seek professional help.
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willmanduffy hahaha ❣
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Hagit :/
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seb_ly haha you would not believe the whiney nonsense I read this morning.
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This, on a woman's experience working in advertising, is both terrifying and illuminating - Ad Girl, Interrupted - buff.ly/29zn05n
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Presenting at an all-hands meeting today so I'm wearing my favorite day time pajamas. #remotework.
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🔥
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RT baconandcoconut: catehstn I've thought about changing my LinkedIn pic to one of me in my nice pajamas.
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baconandcoconut do it!
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ladycornfish hahaha
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Eulerizeit lol no tartan pj pants from oscon
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bridgetkromhout hahahahahaha
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RT bridgetkromhout: Those DM conversations that are 87% ranting and 13% links to catehstn blog posts.
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I am not living my best life. Eulerizeit/753301132596903936
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Eulerizeit !!
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This is heartbreaking - I’ll Fly Away: Notes on Economy Class Citizenship buff.ly/29w4TeQ
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I leave a comment on a PR that says "wtf". cy_sha says "is it me or is the best code review feedback ever?" ❣️
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The bing search API is weird as. You authenticate with no username and a password? I stand by my "wtf".
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LittleMxSurly I hope you have an amazing time!!!
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LittleMxSurly no! For the first time in years !
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Geek_Manager super glad you are taking time to recharge!! V excited for what's next!
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Was pretty appalled that The Boris was gonna be foreign secretary but wonder as it's his fault everyone hates the UK… maybe it makes sense.
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Also IMO it's pretty clear that the uk can't leave Europe and who better to take the fall for that "undemocratic" decision.
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I use "" around undemocratic because what was really undemocratic was a self-serving misinformation campaign disguised as politics.
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pevansgreenwood true
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Eulerizeit I myself would use a knife or a flame thrower
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Eulerizeit genius
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plragde sorry 💔
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Eulerizeit lol
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nebiros 💔
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plragde :)
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cy_sha I do not understand this at all
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aliciability so cute
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cy_sha i am gonna need you to help me learn how to pronounce that!! ;)
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r343l 💜
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Geek_Manager 💜 and yay!!!
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Go and read monacate's stream about the way WoC are treated in tech 💜 monacate/753456408499150848
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monacate hey I'm reading all your tweets and this is so shitty and you deserve so much better 💜 I'm sorry.
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Even better, monacate made a storify. Read it - about arbitrary decisions that leave out WoC w/no explanation. storify.com/monacate/blacktechlivesmatter
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The U.K. Is still super misogynistic so the fact that a woman is in charge again after ~30 years is a sign of how bad things are.
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But I think high ranking men in British politics have revealed that they couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery let alone an EU exit.
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And that they collectively have the leadership and diplomatic skills of a dead pigeon.
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Would well believe May is awful and not that progressive but as a woman in a field dominated by appalling men she has probably had to be.
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Anyway I am glad to see women get more power and try and reserve judgement as to what they will do with it.
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Pre-judging women comes w/bunch of ingrained sexist baggage; ignores the context of them having to operate within misogynistic environment.
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So: I don't do it. Let's see what happens. Can't be worse than the collective mantrum of pathetic stupid men in UK politics.
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justshiv_ :)
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seb_ly cool!!!
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dbentley nope that is absolutely not my argument. I actually don't believe the UK will leave the EU.
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dbentley but whatever happens I think those guys have demonstrated that they can't negotiate the way out, or fight to stay in.
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telent_net :)
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stephanhov thanks but these all seem to be Chicago based :)
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SV is at this point just a parody of itself - Secrecy, swag and $10k a month: meet Silicon Valley’s gilded interns buff.ly/29AIDiu
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stillinbeta yes
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Zalambar yeaaaah :(
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DBNess yay!
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RT EricaJoy: It takes a lot of fucking nerve to try to malign HRC for "lying" when *literally* 75% of the shit trump says is lies https://…
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willmanduffy omg you should tweet all these things
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lindseybieda terrifying and frankly doesn't look that effective
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lindseybieda haha absolutely not!
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TIL the word for sloth which is "oso perezoso" and also the word for lazy which is "perezoso" and this is making me so, so happy.
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Another word I learned recently is "misógino" (misogynist) which is also v useful.
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dantoml lazy bear!
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lindseybieda yessss!
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lindseybieda i love it!
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nebiros yesssss :)
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indec hahahaha
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Love these observations for productive remote work - buff.ly/29uJozc /by lenazun
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Also you know you don't take enough time off when you have to check with someone what address you email about it.
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juliepagano Feministy in Spanish?
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danielpunkass thanks 💜
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IrlNoah this is awesome 💜
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jennschiffer my friend sundress did a course 💜 she's the best on this topic.
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RT ThePracticalDev: Honest dev job description
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IrlNoah I knew you would do it
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monacate fuck that. Join it at another company in 2017. I'll help you find one.
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Is it a pipeline problem when you tore up the pipeline and smashed it to pieces? Or is it you know... Something else? 🤔 Oh Hai, Facebook.
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Seems unfair to blame the passive pipeline for wanton destruction. #justsaying.
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queersorceress hahaha omg engineering solutions to social problems is the Facebook Way.
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RT micheletitolo: catehstn ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ most of those companies have bad, legitimate reps. Are they going to fundamentally change their cult…
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juliaferraioli r343l that was a fun evening 💜 we must never use our powers for evil.
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RT mipsytipsy: heh, FB isn't uniquely bad at diversity, but they *may* be uniquely delusional & self-congratulatory about it. https://t.co…
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juliepagano EricaJoy omfg Google and diversity makes me want to 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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wndxlori oh no :( take care!
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sarahmei hellooooo
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willsmith yes last time I stayed at a Hilton it just taunted with me with the idea of wifi but never actually delivered Internet.
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willsmith urgh :(
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The yoga class starts in 3 minutes. There is noone else here. I am terrified.
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Actually did 1:1 yoga. This is not something I would do voluntarily. Poor guy who had to humour my terrible Spanish and reluctance to yoga.
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Possibly opposite of the kind of revelation you are supposed to have in yoga but I decided to go on strike from being nice until Tuesday.
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Eulerizeit it was scary!!
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rtgarden <3
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That expensify post that alienated everyone today, at the end has a line about wanting to attract great people. Perhaps a little set back?
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Also idea a small team is more tolerant of a disruptive individual. Don't believe that one.
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Also lol quantifying humans as percentages. The person who wrote that has approximately 20% of the empathy and EI of an average human. 🔥
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@bytemeorg haha
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anildash i felt like I could learn something about dysfunctional and delusional antipatterns and then mock them in 140 character soundbites
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RT Pinboard: Expensify crisis meeting: No matter how many engineers we fire, half of them are still below average. Meeting adjourns; head…
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RT ishaantharoor: Uganda with the clapback of clapbacks
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r343l you have better things to do ;)
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r343l err mine was more "nervous breakdown" "losing will to live" "existential angst" so
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HopeGraceFury 💜 so scary!
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r343l 💜
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Hello this is what I am listening to on repeat today. m.youtube.com/watch?v=YdGJ_N0R8M4
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pilky 💜
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I love it when I wake up to music that captures my mood. This morning's mood is a beautiful desolation.
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RT sailorhg: i reject that URMs need initiatives to "make them empowered". they need initiatives that don't treat them like shit.
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I love it when other people's writing brings me back to blog posts I forgot I had written - The Burnout Equation buff.ly/29umu5D
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RT eevee: tech companies: can you imagine how much money you could save if you replaced your idiot CEO with a 10× CEO paid the same salary?
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aliciability you are living your best life
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filipebarcos <3
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Love skamille laying it down on how microservices are not a panacea! buff.ly/29yQyRx
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willmanduffy 💜💜💜💜💜
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danshapiro haha MoisheL is the best 💜
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RT juliepagano: So much this. A lot of what I’m hearing about fb reminds me of my time at goog. #FBNoExcuses amelielamont/753999748915400705
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Omg white men bringing all the stupid about this FB thing but it's URMs that need to study?!? STFU.
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@kgmBits no I do not pokimon
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baileybaileybee weed tea and yes definitely legal in Seattle 😂
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baileybaileybee there were some coffee products because this is Colombia but idk if any with pot tho.
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baileybaileybee I don't coffee 😇
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sailorhg woah that is ridiculous! 3 bowls!!
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buritica I found some in bogota and took it to the uk. Was that legal?
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buritica I have to see if it will make me high thanks for making me take time off so I can experiment with local produce.
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buritica the other tea claimed to have all the effects but the efficacy was low. Like some engineers I know tbqh.
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buritica ahhhhhhh damn I will have to find any other way to relax.
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buritica although I think I just took a nap so idk maybe doing good without drugs?!
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buritica I was going to make the tea at home. In my teapot. With my kettle. The other one is a cream!!!!
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buritica hahaha I have never had one of those.
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RT kthomas901: so what about me & the hundreds of other students of color who graduate with CS degrees every year? wsjd/753684910804705280
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IrlNoah ahhhhhh must check dark Twitter!!!!
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aliciability like i said. Your best life. You are an inspiration.
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Love this! Life Behind the Stacks: The Secret Apartments of New York Libraries - buff.ly/29wsCdQ /via @superSGP
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jo_miller OMG you are still there! Take care! Also I am a little jealous.
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jo_miller hahaha nice! :)
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jo_miller haha I would go and find food! Maybe at the hotel resto given what's going on tho.
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kthomas901 thanks for sharing this! Intuit were lucky to get you 💜
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RT skamille: Tbqh I wonder what I could have become if male. I've had to shave off so many edges to avoid manfeels that people think I hav…
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At a state of max stress it becomes clearer than ever to me how bad most requests are.
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Like seriously, if you want someone to do something for you, make it AS EASY AS POSSIBLE for them to do it. Be clear, inline necessary info.
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So true. Worst shit I've got suggesting I'm "unlikable" was me pushing back on men making stupid technical decisions skamille/754354519123845120
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Like this one time when a guy spent 30 mins implementing "event driven programming" for iOS, 30 mins presenting it, and I took it to bits.
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You know what we call event driven programming on iOS? Programming. But he knew shit about the platform and it was full of memory leaks.
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Of course the problem was my tone and not that uninformed idiot wasting everyone's time.
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Although really the problem was that I had a technical opinion whilst female.
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It was also suggested we needed to learn from what we had been doing on android - a project that shipped > 6 months late.
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When on iOS we had sent to the App Store in 3 months, got feature parity in 6. Somehow there was nothing to learn from that one.
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I never understood why the thing to learn wasn't "don't get distracted building a platform when you are supposed to ship a product."
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skamille damnit you got me ranting on the Internet. #banmen2016
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TL;DR when it comes to technical disagreement men should stop saying women are "mean" when what they actually are is "right".
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(Being hyperbolic here because ofc not always right, but the point is: women need to be able to disagree without being tone policed.)
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skamille 💜
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r343l 💜
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r343l ha yea zactly!!
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Eulerizeit thank you 💜
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Eulerizeit hahaha :)
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💔 me too 💔 skamille/754363683812286464
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betsythemuffin skamille lol "assertive enough"? Like appropriately assertive?!
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Come for the ranting about women in tech stay for my thoughts on owls and learning Spanish.
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ecarrion89 yes 💜 am I ever mean to you tho?
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Aleen yes
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Useful phrases I have learned today. Will use one of them next time I try to get ecarrion89 to eat hummus.
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EmilyGorcenski skamille fuck that noise
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RT ecarrion89: catehstn I don't think the sell second one will work 😜
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ecarrion89 hahaha noted!
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jo_miller nice!!!
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dantoml ecarrion89 yessss
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dantoml ecarrion89 I just ate hummus there
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dantoml ecarrion89 go outside and get some!!
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dantoml ecarrion89 whaaaaaaat so much in Ottawa!!
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benclarkwood thank you!! Super appreciate you saying that!!
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dantoml ecarrion89 todo es tristeza
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Liked this, on an abandoned project: The Step-By-Step Breakdown to Create (and then Destroy) Your Very Own Podcast - buff.ly/29GGJCp
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@nopasetic :/
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qwandor ecarrion89 that's what makes it funny to me
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NeoNacho ya TÚ sabes
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I never took it because I heard too many stories from women who were made to feel uncomfortable in it. juliepagano/754408665990336512
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RT JollywellMe: He was a skater hog he said see you later,hog 🎥👀
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E.g. inappropriate comments about women by facilitator (who was an HR person!), abusive male boss becoming a facilitator (no filtering).
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I have read a lot of the original literature on the topic of bias and socialization&I am so far from qualified to teach that kind of course.
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But still I think I would do 1000x better than those people, lol. Letting HR and rando's facilitate is messed up. HIRE PROFESSIONALS.
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Seriously what do you think the orgs that have not invented here syndrome so bad they reinvent it do when comes to non technical training?
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They reinvent it & whoever the hell wants can facilitate because hello it's not engineering and therefore not hard, no need for prior art.
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lenazun gracias amiga! ❣
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micheletitolo so cute!
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aliciability y con el erizo 😍
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RT lindseybieda: catehstn would take a class just in this
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lindseybieda we need lenazun 💜
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JoshForde lol that is good to know :) thanks
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queersorceress noooooo categories! The root of all evil!
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It's been nearly 48 hours since I last touched a computer. I have this amazing feeling of time abundance. And I think I might be relaxed.
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ratalie hahaha no way two cell phones and an iPad and a kindle. But no laptop!!
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RT kthomas901: Had to get more thoughts out on Facebook's recent statements so I wrote a piece titled "Invisible Talent" https://t.co/CK0g…
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NeoNacho :p
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Raining so hard the doorman couldn't believe I wanted to go outside, tried to lend me an umbrella, called "nina!" As I ran down the street.
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soy la gringa que va bajo la lluvia 🌧🌩🌂
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So true - “The gap between what’s preached and practiced at tech companies creates disillusionment.” buff.ly/2a3qXyq /by Bosefina
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RT kwugirl: “[intentions] are the start of conflict resolution, but we often talk like they are the end of conflict resolution” https://t.…
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coryannj omg she's devine!!!
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Does anyone have up to date information about getting jacoco working for Android? Been digging through many maybe out of date blog posts :/
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ratalie def has been good for me :)
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jessfraz 💜
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Finally got some tests working on my side project, commit history tells me I've been working on them intermittently for 2 months :/
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Felt good to be done with them tho! Tomorrow: I have different kinds of tests to fix. May have to do color space math so help me.
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.chiuki says "I like how you relax by writing android tests" but tbh it's been weeks since I had the headspace to code and it was amazing.
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I feel like Jeremy Corbyn was the original Bernie. Ineffective, but has an large and obnoxious fan club.
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skamille yeah all these stories of him being a shit head and some people still saying that it's a conspiracy.
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skamille yep
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JillWetzler that dog is lulling the human into a false sense of security before eating him.
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willmanduffy idk but whatever you do please be sure to live tweet it
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willmanduffy disconnect! 😱 (j/k good plan have fun 💜)
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Soy cansada! Buenos noches 🌄🛌💤
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chiuki hahaha 💜
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RT InduKhosla: catehstn all these male politicians, saying so much, delivering nothing, still continuing to get better jobs. Same as whit…
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InduKhosla EXACTLY
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RT chiuki: catehstn Great use of soy (instead of estoy) since you're perpetually exhausted gemmacorrell/740345355250765825
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Replanning my day around watching the latest episode of keeping up with the Kardashians AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
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Duolingo just told me I had learned the skill "feelings" so hopefully I am a better human now.
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sdboyer 😇
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rtgarden last night was mad drama apparently!!
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This is on point. The Big Lie: Tech Companies and Diversity Hiring - buff.ly/29G7XV4 /by Carnage4Life
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dontgetcaught loved the speechwriter link!! Lovely.
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RT hmason: Good advice from catehstn on job vs career security at small and large companies: catehuston.com/blog/2016/06/02/job-vs-career-stability/
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RT RellyAB: I confess, this thread about a guy appreciating life after moving in with his girlfriend thawed my icy heart: https://t.co/uSp…
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InduKhosla yeah, have already been :(
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RT catehstn: Does anyone have up to date information about getting jacoco working for Android? Been digging through many maybe out of date…
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wahibhaq yeah my question is do they have a resource they recommend? Not clear what's changed.
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chiuki thanks 💜
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rtgarden yes. Idk it didn't seem that exciting tho, or maybe I didn't follow it? Like they didn't show the video.
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starsandrobots theoriginalbrk that's super great! Congrats!
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Was excited because someone tweeted me from Colombia but then I realized it was the wrong Colombia.
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plragde omg brilliant
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plragde the new retirement
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plragde hahaha :)
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“Maybe one day they will meet. Probably they won’t. It can’t be helped. They both have stuff to deal with first.” buff.ly/29FLcU6
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nkkl finally read this! I scored 3.9. But a lot of what you said resonated with me :)
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@deaniusaur yes! They are all over the place, at a lot of crossings. Bogota too. Haven't seen this particular dude tho.
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InduKhosla :(
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Owl! Last test before cutting new android beta of ShowAndHide
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alex_mck TOO LATE
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omg the artiest hedgehog, via lccarson, ofc
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JillWetzler haha <3
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lccarson my new career!!
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Hire Alex 💜 kurko/755131484541968384
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lara_hogan 💜💜💜💜💜
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Medellin -> that terrible place San Francisco -> NYC -> Denver -> NYC -> Medellin is a totally normal itinerary, right? Right?
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.sundress says "you know the answer to this and it's not yes" and I am p sure it's because I am going to that terrible place San Francisco.
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Eulerizeit I may have an opening in the second period in NYC.
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The raccoons have not yet defeated the brogrammers. I AM NOT READY TO RETURN. IT IS NOT YET TIME.
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Eulerizeit 💜 lets make it happen
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dantoml ecarrion89 cy_sha it will be nice for G to have a break from me trying to speak Spanish to him. I'm not sure he enjoys it.
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cy_sha dantoml ecarrion89 yes!!! Last time buritica negotiated. But I have been studying hard so that I can negotiate myself.
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koalallama haha :) is there a Colombia in Miami?
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This is great, but why does a music service even need gender information? samuelhulick/755154304084815872
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Yes where necessary we should ask for gender in a "better" way but with all personal info I wish we would first ask if we need it *at all*.
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lindseybieda jelly! But also happy for you 🏊🏻💜
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therealfitz saving tweets in your draft until it's not as clear who you are subtweeting.
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zmagg 💜💜💜
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aliciability ahhh such a beautiful Mabel 😍❣
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RT aliciability: oh my god the paw I can’t
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triketora this picture combines two things I think you like. lord_sheezus/755105315234811904
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aliciability even unhappy she is max adorbz hello Mabel ilu
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nigelbabu OMG!!!!!! 😍
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RT hukuloucoffee: フク: 今日は桃の日ホ! 今日はあら川の桃と一緒に写真を撮ったホ! ~豆フク~
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Well at least if trump elected we're all going to die. Just hope it's quick and painless. But I suspect it won't be. None of this has been.
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medellinios thanks! I love it here :)
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queersorceress I know. Me too.
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“When was the last time I did something that I wanted simply because I wanted to do it? I truly cannot remember.” buff.ly/29GM10J
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Geek_Manager JplusCplusM you are!! Very reasonable!!
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Geek_Manager me either! We are such reasonable people. The world doesn't deserve us.
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Super interesting - Why the Clinton America sees isn’t the Clinton colleagues know -buff.ly/29XTCWO /via wiredferret
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On LinkedIn, find recommendation someone wrote for me in 2010... somehow I never saw it until today. Was so nice though!! Made my day :)
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RT buritica: Please read this by the awesome catehstn (who is already a better manager than I am) beleaderly.com/6-months-6-management-lessons/
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sfalcon awesome! I will ask :) thank you!
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.cy_sha has an interesting definition of "helping"
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SamBarboza :(
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Geek_Manager FYI I am happy for that to be on mine
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Geek_Manager hahaha
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Geek_Manager skamille hahahaha omg I go and have dinner and come back to a whole thread about my accent!
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Geek_Manager skamille noone has ever written a poem about me please fulfill my life wish before the world ends
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Geek_Manager skamille hahaha <3 amazing. i look forward to a poem. or at least 6-7 blog posts.
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jewelia you should totally submit it to TheLeadDev 💜
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Fucking FINALLY. ellievhall/755585789711437824
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CatSwetel 🔪🔥
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nebiros an appalling man
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supersole Urgh. I always just ask to be paid for those talks, which is v effective for getting me uninvited.
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Geek_Manager yay! MOO are super lucky to have you 💜
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aldrinleal gracias!!
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Super interesting on building performant+beautiful Android app: Instagram + Android: Four Years Later buff.ly/29By95y /via nebiros
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supersole :)
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I know white men are allowed to be mediocre in ways others aren't but I still find the level of mediocrity of some of them quite astounding.
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@maruthven :)
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ashedryden ❣️ that is my personal brand
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RT ashedryden: catehstn new Twitter bio right there lol
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ladycornfish my apartment building in Medellin!
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gr2m :) 💜 such a beautiful place
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Conversations w/ taxi drivers reach new low. "Where are your friends?" "I have no friends here." Pathetically I say, "have friends in NYC".
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jo_miller yes p much everywhere except for Medellin<3
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skamille I can't wait
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wiredferret did you see yesterday's techspeakdigest? 😇
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RT buritica: I know of < 10 great US and Latam remote devs looking for jobs. Feel free to reach out and I'll put you in touch. (rails/andr…
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Una 💜
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I love this idea of a user manual. I wrote one for myself in December, but never had the nerve to share it. buff.ly/29ByEwI
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RT beaucolburn: If you never caught this long piece on Lesdoggg, now’s a good time. She’s amazing. newyorker.com/magazine/2016/01/04/ready-for-prime-time
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skamille :)
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ecila hahaha maybe
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mordzuber nooooooooo thank you!!
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EmmaAshley in Spanish?
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skamille haha yes! Our next podcast
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RT MrDrewScott: No big deal… it's just an owl riding a pony😜
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EmmaAshley at the same time that I practise seeming crazy?
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What the actual fuck. msfionatay/755890699149508608
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cephus you blogged!!
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gembarrett omg an actual therapist did this to me after I was sexually assaulted. So fucking pervasive and such bullshit.
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necrobuffalo msfionatay me too.
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The problem with the pipeline is that work is unpaid and it is full of broken glass.
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Look, if your answer to systematic discrimination is to ask those who are discriminated against for unpaid work you are the biggest problem.
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Also I find the carrot that is basically "maybe if you do enough free work we will help you get an actual paid job" disgusting.
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I worked for a brand, and yeah it builds your resume. I understand why uni kids want it. But to pretend this will help them get it - BS.
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The thing I saw at the conglomerate that made me most sick was hiring uni girls in diversity programs, but not giving them jobs on grad.
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Some of them had never interned anywhere else, and then final rejection - totally crushed, didn't have really any other work experience.
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And of course often they had super inept mentors who did not set them up to succeed, which is a whole other topic.
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Anyway my point is: some days I wish pipeline programs were just ineffective. I think they are often actually harmful.
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And students get all this stuff and think it means something and that they will be better off when they graduate for it... But often aren't.
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Unsolicited advice for students: take what you can, but don't think it means shit. Also don't work for for profit companies for free.
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gembarrett yeah :(
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RT juliepagano: catehstn Nothing wrong with working for one of the big ones to pad your resume, but only if done FOR MONEY. LOTS OF MONEY…
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Eulerizeit lol
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necrobuffalo :( if you want to look for another job, I will help you.
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dearsarah yeah :(
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juliepagano YES FUCK THAT NOISE
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necrobuffalo :( i feel that.
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EmmaAshley ...thank you?
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smiffy agree
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zmagg do it! Moving x-country is already complicated what is a little more pain.
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zmagg I believe in your ability to do 6/5 or even 7/5 cate's.
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zmagg hahahahaha you got me 💜
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duretti omg your name I love it
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duretti especially for you 😍
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adriarichards ❣ you're awesome
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@HashtagLaToya omg love Lisbon! Have fun!
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snipeyhead that's awesome! Congrats!
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JillWetzler that wolf wants to eat you and you look so happy 💔
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HopeGraceFury haha 😇
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I can't believe people are still laughing about trump. I mean, yeah, it's farcical. But it's also possible this man is the next POTUS.
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NeoNacho everything is not fine.
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NeoNacho no
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Eulerizeit I worry y'all are boiled frogs right now.
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This is terrifying, on Trump, and his bizarre patterns of speech, but also on narcissists - buff.ly/29VK2Qs /via dontgetcaught
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queersorceress Urgh I hate this so much and never found a good way to handle it.
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webwright lara_hogan so cute
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queersorceress yeah it's exhausting :(
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On point - “Too many designers think they are innovating when they are merely breaking and entering.” buff.ly/29HnQgY /via guicaro
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buritica <3 ofc
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polotek 💜 our panel remains the only time I agreed to a "diversity" conf slot.
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I have some Feelings about friends who ditch you at low points but I can't seem to find the words for them.
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Tell you what tho, everyone who I felt was a loss at those points I've later been confident I am better off not having in my life.
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duretti omg I had a call with my coach today describing different kinds of programming... I need to write it up.
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r343l 💜
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juliepagano thanks babe 💜
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amye haha yeah
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lccarson that is a good one and very true.
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Torface5585 :(
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triketora aww 💜
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NatDudley thanks babe 💜
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SaraJChipps omg is it Michelle Obama
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SaraJChipps she would be the best vp I have been dreaming about this. Can you imagine?
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SaraJChipps "behind every powerful man is a woman and NOW THEY ARE BOTH IN CHARGE"
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SaraJChipps idk who missy is but I trust your judgement
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alexproaps yeah exactly. and better to know they can't be relied on.
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duretti for you my precious, anything.
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duretti yes yes yes :)
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kronda thanks hon <3
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Barely slept last night again and already caused a small flood so yes I think we can say today is going well.
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pilky thanks babe 💜
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RT polotek: Yep, this thread. It's a tough read, but important to understand. alexandraerin/756133369017139200
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RT HillaryClinton: This is real—Donald Trump just accepted the GOP nomination. RT if you agree: We can't let him become president. https…
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mnowster hahaha thanks babe <3
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Beautiful - “If the cost of innovation is a lot of endings, each one is an opportunity to end well.” buff.ly/29EnSWs /by lmsanchez
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Me: "a lot of men would not like to have a woman as their boss." ecarrion89: "well you have known a lot of wrong men."
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dantoml ecarrion89 s/"often"/"invariably"
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Argh trying to write some tests for RxSwift and... how do people do that?
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This talk by duretti was amazing, so glad she wrote it up - How to get engineering teams to eat their vegetables - buff.ly/29EnVSd
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dantoml thanks honey
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Una happy birthday! 💜
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Mainly wrote code today-sent out my first ever swift PR so that's cool. Also quality time with the lovely ecarrion89 & hilarious cy_sha 💜
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Things have been really stressful lately but I am so grateful that my current and former colleagues are wonderful people 💜💜💜💜💜
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r343l ecarrion89 is the best
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duretti 💜 best vegetable related talk of 2016 😇
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queersorceress I think you are awesome but I am not a cat so
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A theme of this past week is that every time I find some kind of precarious balance some other piece of shit I could do without arrives.
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EricaJoy thanks babe
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msfionatay <3
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ckymnstr :( sorry you have been having a rough time too
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lindseybieda thanks babe
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ckymnstr <3 super hard
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benclarkwood thanks!
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RT juliepagano: Yessss. Kind > Nice #osfeels
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EricaJoy I have been irrationally dreaming about Michelle Obama for vp. 💔
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RT EricaJoy: The height of privilege is white Bernie supporters, w/ literally no skin in the game, continuing to fight against Hillary.
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aliciability aww Mabel ❣😍
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marcymarcy teampolymathic omg so many women!
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marcymarcy amazing!
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aliciability so beautiful
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techiejackie <3
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becomingwisest awwww
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Argh fuck about to have my first Colombian hospital experience in the middle of the night trying to get a yellow fever vaccination.
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My fight leaves in 2 hours 15. I can do this.
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I must already have had this vaccination for China or India, apparently not supposed to get it again...
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Figured out when I was in India by searching my twitter history never have I been so grateful for how much I tweet.
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How did I survive before I had the internet in my pocket all the time? Also discovered I probably didn't get it for china although maybe.
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Taxi driver did not know where hospital was-good thing it wasn't a real emergency and just y'know, a ridiculous one. I navigated in Spanish.
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Anyway managed to reach my mom - a medical professional - and validate the information I got on Google so I think that is being responsible.
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arisiacrystal <3 thanks
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Doctor came out early in the morning and wrote me a card saying I'm inoculated, then put me in a car back to the airport. Really sweet :)
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r343l aww 💜
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willmanduffy todo es tristeza
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Geek_Manager polotek TheLeadDev Marco is the best you should have him speak on anything he wants ;) <3
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willmanduffy it means "everything is sadness" I learnt it in an art gallery and now use it regularly
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triketora yesssssssss Medellin is beautiful
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mrtazz happy birthday 💜
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This is so beautiful, on starting a new career in your 40s. I'm inspired. buff.ly/29LFH4C /via DanielleSucher
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I'm in Costa Rica y'all. It's very beautiful and it's been a while since I encountered so many Anglos. No one will speak Spanish to me 💔
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lenazun I will post pictures for you 💜
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ecarrion89 dantoml lol Ernesto! That ending felt... Idk... Weird to me too.
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triketora ...cockroach costume?
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selenamarie be picky about who your manager is, they have a huge effect on your career.
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selenamarie lol sorry British expression!
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selenamarie ahhhh yeah I feel like I still don't have good answers for that.
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sundress oh I just had to go and get a doctor to give me a thing saying I was vaccinated.
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sundress but it was a bit stressful I worried I would miss my flight
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skamille I am reading the mr Darcy in Ohio book
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skamille it's okay not much has happened yet
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skamille Darcy is a doctor
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skamille kitty and Lydia are into cross fit and paleo
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So interesting - Welcome to the Executive Team. It’s Messy Here. - buff.ly/29LMf3n /via katemats /by johnv
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skamille the annoying religious dude is a programmer and startup founder
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There is an abandoned airport that has been turned into a park. Obviously I must go there.
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louislhansen I like airports! And parks!
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epsalon San Jose, Costa Rica.
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nandana :) there's a grand piano!
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louislhansen hehe exactly!
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anildash I have studied this extensively and have concluded that yvr is the best place to clear us border control.
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RT rkudeshi: Very detailed Reddit comment on just why Pence is so disliked now in Indiana and how he betrayed Mitch Daniels: https://t.co/…
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triketora so excited for your adventure 💜
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@HashtagLaToya HelloAshleyR I love living in Medellin!
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@HashtagLaToya HelloAshleyR for now :) come visit.
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“He was my mentor, and then he was my predator, and now I’m shot of him, thank god, but the shadow remains.” buff.ly/29LveJR
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Still no one will speak Spanish to me but I met a nice French couple who were willing to speak French to me.
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My French now features intermittent words of Spanish. But it was nice to find people to complain about British people to. Topic: Brexit-wtf?
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IrlNoah Awww 💜
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IrlNoah I don't snap chat :( I read the alt tweets tho!!! 💜
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LaEscude si! soy en Costa Rica! Voy en tortugero! Más bonito! Me gusta :)
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LaEscude gracias! espero vos ir uno día también 💜
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skamille also Darcy is actually from California.
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This is great - The Conjoined Triangles of Senior-Level Development - buff.ly/2a5WXBd /by tehviking /via _K_E_L_S_E_Y
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stillinbeta so cute 💜
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ecarrion89 I thought you had already embarked on a new career without telling me 😂
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pilky aww :(
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The amount of Internet at this hotel is best described as "tantalizing". But hey it's beautiful and there's nothing I have to do. 🛥🍊☀️🏝🌅
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coda and somehow the physical embodiment of evil is not Donald trump.
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Totally worth getting up at 5am to see such a beautiful raccoon. And the guide says if you leave your door open one may come to visit!
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cy_sha G i might be about to make a new friend! Why would you discourage me?!
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zmagg no? I mean it was phrased like something you might not want. But maybe children would be mean to the raccoon.
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cy_sha well maybe she wouldn't steal she would just be my new bff and together we would fight crime and/or take over the world.
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Resignation letter from 30-year republican and the comments on morals and complicity give me hope - buff.ly/2a4lNWx /via triketora
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cy_sha 💜
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RT sarahsharp: I started a consulting business! otter.technology Hire me for diversity consulting, open source training & embedded/…
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Cis-normative, but also entertaining and makes a powerful point - If Men Could Menstuate by Gloria Steinem - buff.ly/29EubFE
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alex_mck hahaha
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willmanduffy aww honey. Self care. 💜
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willsmith hahaha congratulations!
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RT ashedryden: Straight men will be the first into the volcano.
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tammypetro yay!
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willmanduffy this hedgehog reminded me of yoh💜 hedgehogdays/757726342699819009
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I walked 30 minutes for 4g so that I could tell chiuki that she was in charge. And also food. chiuki/757753635535138816
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NBD just saw a turtle laying eggs on tortugaro beach 😍
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philsturgeon you would have died.
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amye we were very quiet ❣😍
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“Anger allows us to express dissatisfaction. It allows us to say something is wrong.” buff.ly/29HnMtO /via dontgetcaught
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seb_ly I decided to only retweet funny insults about me 😇
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Thanks to this week's sponsor, Kickstarter 💜 techspeakdigest/757944065115709440
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Tomorrow I am flying, so I will sent a WTHIC. It's a love letter to a sea turtle, the stars, and perfectly imperfect travel experiences. 🐢🌌💌
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If you want it you can subscribe at wherethehelliscate.com or just tell me (dm your email) and I'll add you.
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TW The ‘Shaman’ A Committed Solo Traveler Struggles to Reconcile Being Raped While Abroad buff.ly/29G9j27 /b noirony /v dearsarah
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aiboyles 💜
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justkelly_ok I used to feel the same but then we started writing technically speaking in it and now I'd never go back :)
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justkelly_ok I realized I just needed to write more of it :/ but def docs is better for collaborating.
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@cattsmall are you okay babe? 💜💜💜
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It's official: feminism vs fascism.
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Eulerizeit ha
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xorhearts OrganizeFISH I can try and sympathize with women who don't get feminism but when compared with fascism? Please.
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wiredferret would read!
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So much 💜 to everyone who has been sending me love and support lately. My inbox is a nice place for once. 💜💜💜💜💜
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Right on, ellenchisa - “Minimum Bar” Diversity - buff.ly/2a3roIV
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JillWetzler so fierce!
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NeoNacho yay!!! 💜
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juliaferraioli awww 💜💜💜💜💜
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Just sent SJO! And the responses I get to each one bring me so much joy. My fave project ❣💌✈️ juliaferraioli/758344573777313792
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roidrage awwwww raccoon 💜💜💜💜💜
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lccarson 😱😱😱
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Landed. I am still alive. I feel quite sick tho.
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lccarson haha yikes!! You are braver than me.
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lccarson lol!!!
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lccarson hahahahaha lol yes also much more Canadian.
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lccarson lol!
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alex_mck yes!
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Laughing natashathenomad's reaction to today's WTHIC 💌🐊
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Life is an adventure but natashathenomad prefers hers without that proximity to crocodiles.
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Hahahaha natashathenomad
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This is interesting - on motivating people, and you're own motivations - buff.ly/29HZOi5 /by fowlersusann /via jo_miller
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NatDudley ❣💌❣ thank you
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NatDudley I have definitely found that to be true ❣
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It's raining but I found a spa. Also has anti-g yoga so I'll come back to hang upside down & let all stress fall out of the top of my head.
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NatDudley yesssssssss that one. I feel you.
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That is the stress that I didn't already leave with the crocodiles. Hanging upside down is so relaxing!
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NatDudley ooh yes. I mean that was the last one - go up high to find perspective.
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NatDudley yes. OMG. el penol was perfect for that. Perfect.
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NatDudley yes! And nz has such beautiful mountains 💜
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skamille Geek_Manager if you were both in Colombia with me I would feed you large quantities of meat haha 💜
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aliciability as always
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aliciability that sounds like an amazing addition to a presentation, whatever the topic.
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RT ecarrion89: Dev's these days: I would never go to a conf without CoC -> goes to WWDC Hates on relocating to SF -> takes a job in SF
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aliciability you are on point, amiga!
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jessfraz 💜💜💜💜💜
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ecila yeah for sure! It's fun!
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danshapiro nighttime roaming
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danshapiro I walked into a bush tweeting that which probably serves me right.
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My hobby: going to very romantic places by myself and explaining that I don't have a husband to random people.
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Random dude picked me up in his van as I was walking down the street earlier. Told me it was weird I don't have a husband because I'm cute 😂
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NeoNacho hedgies don't travel well :( but I still love them.
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NeoNacho 😱 but what would happen to them when I left?!?
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sara_ann_marie yes!
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jessfraz is this how I pick up men at tech conferences?
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skamille this is just a regular suite. I think I am in a honeymoon hotel.
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ecarrion89 you are on point 💜
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sara_ann_marie ooh I need to find some sloths. Did you get to pet one?
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NeoNacho 💔 poor hedgie
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sara_ann_marie ahh I saw one chilling up a tree in tortugaro. I want to pet one mainly for lara_hogan's reaction when I tell her about it.
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sara_ann_marie ooh awesome!!
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therealfitz I was and then the bubbles were EVEN HIGHER. Then they got so large they displaced me.
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smiffy haha
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Aleen ❣
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haruki_zaemon hahaha :)
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sarahjbray lol
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@maruthven hehe
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ReinH :)
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arthaey haha 🛥
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roseanna_g !!! :)
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danshapiro but then I would have to pack it. I told you! Barely managed to buy a kettle!!
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r343l danshapiro I will drive a jetski today and let you both know how it goes. Will see if I can take a selfie whilst moving.
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HopeGraceFury haha I'm in Costa Rica.
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jabley steve_codes we don't have one but there is some stuff on our github - interviewing and communications.
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zenparty yay!
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chosenbreed Costa Rica!
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RT HillaryClinton: A young girl asked Hillary, "Do you think when you're president, you'll be paid as much as a man?" https://t.co/sValauU…
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HopeGraceFury hahaha I would be surprised but lmk!
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aliciability yes I would read that :)
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Beware brogrammers. The raccoons are coming for you. omonakami/757972298246873088
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Super interesting, on how it's not about delight, but solving problems - Why I Don't Measure Delight buff.ly/29N04fy
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chiuki gl! Will be thinking of you! 💜
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seb_ly yay!
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techiejackie hehe :)
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danshapiro r343l lol
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I started reading a book on relationships & suspect it might be arrant nonsense. Thesis: your hormones determine personality & who you love.
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wiredferret yeah it is confidently stating as "fact" things that I read another book debunking.
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Sometimes I worry that dating is the only thing I can't study to get better at, and I am going to actually have to. Y'know. Do it.
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lindseybieda hahaha yessssss that's why I haven't been bothering. Also I only meet men I work with.
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selenamarie hahaha studying totally works for managing!!
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Is the problem that most dating advice for het women been debunked by science/feminism or is the problem my attachment to science+feminism?
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selenamarie I doubt that 😇
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ReinH lol
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0x2ba22e11 hahahaha yes very true!
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@maruthven 😱
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@maruthven yeah I was kinda joking but a little bit not
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colinmarc interesting so then the problem is creating circumstances.
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wiredferret haha
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geekchloe haha ;)
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RT wiredferret: catehstn Like diet advice, dating advice is not profitable if it works.
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kristinathai haha super cute!
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arikia 💜
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xorhearts amazing!! Will read that instead ;)
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This is a love letter to Europe. buff.ly/29JIAAV by Clive James
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colinmarc :)
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spacekatgal yay!!!
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Jetskiing on the ocean was very different from jetskiing on a lake but EVEN MORE AWESOME. I am soaked through though.
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baileybaileybee what would it DO?!?
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nkkl enjoyyyyy
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Achievement unlocked: I am speaking Spanish enough that Anglos keep asking me if I speak English 😂
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I think the best response to this is "I am English" in my poshest and most obnoxious British accent.
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EricaJoy no way that's how it was tho.
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nkkl I wouldn't say every day. I have had a home for a month now!
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jo_miller :)
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@bytemeorg lol
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NeoNacho hahaha
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KellyShuster hehe
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nkkl I bought a kettle! And a tea pot!
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EricaJoy I know you know that better than anyone 💜
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sarahovenall yeah Americans have been complementing me on my English when I tell them I live in Colombia :/
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wolffan lol
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O2 hey I'm trying to get my PUK code at - o2.co.uk/apps/getPUK/welcome - but it won't work. I've had this SIM for ~10 years, could that be why?
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RT fleemanator: Hillary Clinton is literally every competent woman who's been passed over for a mediocre man AND COME TO COLLECT #DemsInPh…
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(He stole a bunch of sugar. I tried to get him some fruit but it's forbidden to feed the monkeys.)
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CatSwetel hehehe yes exactly!
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RT kelly_erin: Kind of amazing that we're watching a female presidential nominee argue that her male opponent is too hysterical & emotiona…
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natashathenomad hehehe
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I love this from nkkl about being persistent - what it means to have grit - buff.ly/2ablDM3 (I scored 3.9)
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skamille hehe
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micheletitolo idk I always take these tests with a grain of salt!
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duncan happy birthday 💜
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KellyShuster good luck! You will be awesome!
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lara_hogan I gave it your best regards there is also a baby!! Hard to see that tho.
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0xdaeda1a well that's a low bar!!
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geekchloe hahaha omg that is brilliant
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@kavbojka 😱💔
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Went kayaking through a mangrove Forrest this morning which was about as peaceful and beautiful as you can imagine. 🌴🌱🚤
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iroc I don't know what that is but sure :)
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iroc oh yeah it was like that in places but also different in others.
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kristinathai it was 💜
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Being an engineer on a team of 80% women sounds amazing. buff.ly/29KkBlh /by annekate /via triketora
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jo_miller haha I would be like "SHOW ME NOW!!!"
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_powpow_ aww that is exciting!!
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tamarshmallows tryswiftnyc yay!!!
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Well there was a guide. He says I am good at driving a quad bike but I bet he says that to all the girls.
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clarkkaren haha thanks :)
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dantoml now I have pina colada too
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dantoml it's Virginia
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dantoml hahahahaha I was supposed to say it's virgin but then autocorrect and lol
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grepory I think virgin Atlantic has bars in upper class
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dantoml yes but the irony or autocorrect saying that I am basically another person haha
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dantoml 😱 it's been known to happen.
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dantoml last year I spent 5 days on Easter island.
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dantoml and there was that time I went to North Korea.
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dantoml it was a holiday from decisions and also from programmers which is all I ever want really.
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dantoml programmers are terrible and decisions are exhausting
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@bytemeorg :)
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dantoml willmanduffy will I don't really think of you as a "programmer" just an "excellent human being" 💜
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dantoml yes. The raccoons of San Francisco will eventually fix all the programmers. I hope they spare you.
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dantoml doubtful. They are taking their time. I will encourage them when I go to visit them next month.
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maplemuse yes!
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dantoml I could take them some Colombian coffee beans as an offering.
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dantoml oh. How will the raccoons know that I am special and on their side?
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dantoml ha
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This is beautiful. rtraister/759017813927268356
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@snowcrashmike hahaha !
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designatednerd natashathenomad lol it was fine :)
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karen_meep :) thanks for sharing it!
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EricaJoy happy birthday!!!
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aliciability ahhhhh Mabel hello Mabel ilu
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I think this interview question actually explains a lot about kind of women allowed to be successful at Google - buff.ly/2aozD1y
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jbeda I couldn't figure out how to stop the notifications so I ended up uninstalling the app :/
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dantoml ahhh hate that. Are they rebooking you on a later one?
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dantoml gl!
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r343l I think that describes me and after 3.5 years there I was quitting tech so you know.
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r343l yeah you have learned the system :/
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You make your choices about what to share, I'll make mine. annwitbrock/759399813779693569
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I actually really hate the idea that we have to trick girls into tech by pretending it's all okay. They notice there are no women.
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But hey if that how some women want to roll, you do you. For me where there's data I'll bring it, & when there are stories I'll tell them.
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annwitbrock perhaps consider that what you are doing is a form of tone policing.
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skamille maayanroth yep
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Geek_Manager aww I hope you feel better soon 💜
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annwitbrock yeah maybe you should consider that 1) you don't know me 2) I don't know you and 3) my approach is considered tyvm
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theccoder I bet :(
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annwitbrock well I used to work there so I read it and thought "this explains a lot" which is what I tweeted.
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annwitbrock tbh I prefer data on why we can't win rather than the uncomfortable feeling that I never can but not being sure why.
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annwitbrock but like I said, you do you.
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annwitbrock I'm sorry that's a problem for you but as we're not friends and you don't even follow me so I hardly think it's mine.
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annwitbrock please look out for your own I'm just fine.
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jeffwatkins ooh I like that. Although I think will you never get up can be risky too. Context is important.
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jeffwatkins more like giving up in isolated or being persistent as part of a supportive and inclusive team.
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didlix well men are rating themselves. Women are playing a bullshit game where the rules are ever changing and unclear.
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segiddins zactly.
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didlix also that!
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dantoml lol! Also I thought you were going to NYC?
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juliepagano yeah I once got criticized for being insufficiently positive in response to those kind of questions :/
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juliepagano (iirc I had gone for a similar response so lol)
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dantoml :( did they rebook you tho? Or did you have to buy a last minute ticket?
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dantoml :/ not as bad as it could be then!!
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dantoml :( stressful.
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dantoml Awww :( 💜
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Went white water rafting and came back and RIP my mentions lol.
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@aniqahmair :/
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xorhearts yeah what struck me though was bock commenting on the correlation with no broader thought on what that meant though.
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xorhearts you could ask in the next tgif!
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Geek_Manager I'm enjoying your pictures 💜
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Yes, this - also on point on conflict - The Virtue of Hubris and The Value of Complaining buff.ly/29Qe6Nk by the brilliant skamille
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juliepagano :( so glad we aren't there anymore!!
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buritica why is your ci failing?
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buritica 💔
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Tomorrow's WTHIC comes from XQP, is a love letter to a women who wants things. And also hyperactivity. Subscribe: wherethehelliscate.com
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danshapiro thinking of you 💜
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rnelson0 lol :)
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@snowcrashmike hehehe :)
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@snowcrashmike Awww thank you 💜
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natashathenomad that is a good lesson 💜
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jennschiffer leaving the country is usually a good answer!! Enjoy Toronto 💜
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jennschiffer next time I see you irl remind me to tell you about my genius invention "the divorcation".
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danshapiro oops
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danshapiro what can I say? Bad horror movie scenes remind me of you! 💜
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willmanduffy mojicianapp yay!!
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RT triketora: tfw someone makes you feel like you're being completely unreasonable and then you realize you're not
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duretti super fab!
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Sometimes when men mansplain my observations on systematic sexism in tech I think "oh good, I have been waiting for a manpinion on this."
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Hahaha lol no I literally never think this but thanks to a viral tweet I have endless mansplaining in my mentions and quote tweets.
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Men, consider allowing women who don't know or care about you to go about their lives free from your opinions EVEN WHEN THEY DISAGREE.
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Ahhh Wet Owls! This is everything!! buff.ly/29RKTBL /via nigelbabu
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mrtazz hehe :)
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anjuan thank you 💜
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It is a love letter to a woman who wants. If you subscribe by the time I land in MDE you can have the whole thing :) wherethehelliscate.com
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r343l I am excited to read them 💜
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InduKhosla <3 thanks!
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InduKhosla xorhearts my current job I was assumed to be competent and it was so refreshing! And so much easier to actually y'know...do it.
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mrtazz haha I don't think I invented it but I like it :)
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mrtazz <3 yw
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I love abandoned places. So eerie 💜 buff.ly/2anLSNx






















































































































































