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October 2016 — 882 tweets

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  1. …in reply to @sebsogamoso
    sebasoga thanks!
  2. RT duretti: OH, catehstn: "Men in general are very stupid, this is one of the downsides of being a heterosexual woman"
  3. Been watching a heartwarming story of female friendship and fighting evil with my adored duretti and I think we need to go fight evil now.
  4. Long conversation about raccoons this evening with duretti and willsmith so you know, I'm confident they had a good time.
  5. …in reply to @willsmith
    willsmith duretti I saw a raccoon in Costa Rica and didn't see any brogrammers, also there were turtles. No need to go to SF ever again.
  6. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho isn't that listening?
  7. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO ARGENTINA /cc cy_sha
  8. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar 💜💜💜
  9. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad cy_sha 🤔 do you have the data to support this conclusion?
  10. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson I need it.
  11. …in reply to @JillWetzler
  12. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson 💜💜💜💜💜
  13. Spending some time at one of my least favourite airports which tbh kind of suits my mood. It's a familiar and comforting kind of misery.
  14. RT buritica: Dinner with catehstn this week brought a special set of stickers
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  15. …in reply to @buritica
  16. Someone was so annoyed that I hadn't defined "D&I" in my blogpost they took the time to write a comment and tell me...
  17. …in reply to @catehstn
    If only there was some kind of... tool? Where they could put those three characters in and get some kind of answer? Explanation?
  18. …in reply to @catehstn
    I think my fave bit is where they are like "you lost a reader" and I'm like "HOW WILL I EVER DEAL WITH MY SADNESS" oh wait I'm fine.
  19. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury hahahaha
  20. …in reply to @undefined
    @cattsmall yay can't wait to read it!
  21. TIL that what meal you get in biz class partially depends on your status (united).
  22. …in reply to @catehstn
    They asked me for my second choice and I was like "my second choice is to cry and complain a lot" so I think I am making friends here.
  23. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah so responsible 💜
  24. …in reply to @undefined
    @emjonaitis the food in biz class is p good tbh.
  25. …in reply to @harper
    harper todo es tristeza
  26. …in reply to @stillinbeta
    stillinbeta did you see my golden toilet selfie.
  27. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad haha you are so cute 💜
  28. Random British dude on plane, Brexit came up and I was like "it's a good thing you aren't called Nigel otherwise I would probably stab you."
  29. …in reply to @catehstn
    He told me he works on "technology" 😂 my poor little female brain probably couldn't understand the details.
  30. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde hahaha he says he isn't
  31. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille if they can't give everyone what they want higher status people get first pick.
  32. …in reply to @stillinbeta
    stillinbeta not my best work but
  33. …in reply to @ashedryden
  34. …in reply to @sophaskins
    sophaskins not yet.
  35. RT sophaskins: catehstn did you stab him
  36. …in reply to @FunnelFiasco
    FunnelFiasco hahaha thanks
  37. …in reply to @wendyck
  38. …in reply to @stillinbeta
    stillinbeta ashedryden it's a piece of art called "America"
  39. …in reply to @PhilDarnowsky
    PhilDarnowsky damn next time I will use that one.
  40. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille you are blond enough for anything.
  41. …in reply to @JasonPunyon
    JasonPunyon idk who could blame me for stabbing a Nigel really.
  42. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde I think he said that before I talked about stabbing...
  43. …in reply to @sneakin
  44. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde hahahahaha I did not know that but I would believe it.
  45. …in reply to @catehstn
    Asked me lots of questions to determine genuine British, incl where my parents from. Weird to be interrogated about such a source of shame.
  46. …in reply to @catehstn
    I think he might be drunk but honestly it is very hard to tell with British men.
  47. …in reply to @jjmiv
    jjmiv hahaha
  48. …in reply to @JasonPunyon
  49. …in reply to @ashedryden
  50. …in reply to @rtgarden
  51. …in reply to @iphigenie
  52. …in reply to @catehstn
    iphigenie PhilDarnowsky or worse... prolong it.
  53. …in reply to @undefined
    zenparty that guy is such a scum bag. I called him out and when he eventually responded it was such bs all I wanted to say was "fuck you".
  54. Sometimes I read back through things I wrote and all I see are the points I didn't make because they were still too raw.
  55. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager sophaskins I am a very reasonable person.
  56. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml haha
  57. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden you are the mad genius we need
  58. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy this tweet reminded me my parents have a wii and I realized I could spend all day playing video games.
  59. Arrived in the U.K. and the news is all brexit and it seems like it is actually happening. This is why I'm leaving again tomorrow.
  60. …in reply to @catehstn
    The U.K. is "returning to being a sovereign nation" which is a euphemism for "racist trash fire" I had not heard before.
  61. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano yay you!
  62. …in reply to @icanzilb
    icanzilb OMG how did you stand it.
  63. …in reply to @icanzilb
    icanzilb snafu 💔🙈
  64. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano yes stab him.
  65. …in reply to @stevebennett
    steve_codes how are you living here?!
  66. …in reply to @catehstn
    Been in this country for 3 hours and haven't yet tried to convince my parents to move to France which I think is very restrained of me.
  67. …in reply to @stevebennett
    steve_codes I was supposed to be here for a week and then I couldn't do it. Panic bought a plane ticket.
  68. …in reply to @stevebennett
    steve_codes I have tea it's not helping.
  69. …in reply to @jessfraz
    jessfraz 💜💜💜💜💜
  70. …in reply to @amye
    amye no?
  71. …in reply to @catehstn
    amye ahh I get it. Haven't tried to convince them to move at all. France is top of my list for them because $reasons.
  72. …in reply to @techgirl1908
    techgirl1908 💜 thank you.
  73. …in reply to @jc4p
    jc4p thank you!
  74. …in reply to @akacoffeeandink
  75. …in reply to @designatednerd
    designatednerd ahhhhhh no that does not sound appealing.
  76. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability ahh mabel </3 I remember the first time a hedgie peed on me and I was like "I still love her how is this possible?!"
  77. …in reply to @ansate
    ansate was lovely to see you!
  78. …in reply to @AmyVernon
    AmyVernon omg appropriate tho
  79. …in reply to @PanasaurusRex
    PanasaurusRex it's a mystery ;)
  80. …in reply to @amye
    amye his behaviour or my fake identity?
  81. …in reply to @jabley
    jabley 😱
  82. …in reply to @aliciability
  83. …in reply to @nigelbabu
    nigelbabu amye owlllllllll!!!! 😍❣️
  84. …in reply to @RachelDines
  85. ICYMI I wrote about why HR have tended to be ineffective at Inclusion: issues of Trust, Data, and Accountability - buff.ly/2di1yGv
  86. …in reply to @undefined
    @xMiss_Insomnia just not ready to write about them yet.
  87. …in reply to @undefined
    zenparty what a shit head.
  88. …in reply to @undefined
    @xMiss_Insomnia nice.
  89. …in reply to @ansate
    ansate 💜
  90. triketora do you think we should read this and have a virtual bookclub? andrewshaffer.com/great-philosophers-who-failed-at-love
  91. …in reply to @biochembelle
  92. Man Spends 10 Minutes Of Talk On Slide About Woman, Writes Blogpost To Say Accountability Important & She Shouldn't Have Tweeted Slide Pic.
  93. …in reply to @crankymate
    crankymate it's APPALLING. That man. 🔪🔥
  94. …in reply to @astralbodies
    astralbodies oh my god. Did you uninstall it?
  95. …in reply to @rnelson0
    rnelson0 yep. I couldn't read it in depth without vomiting but I took in enough to be very confident it is complete drivel.
  96. How To Respond To Well-Intentioned But Unsolicited Advice - buff.ly/2didwzX /by femgineer
  97. …in reply to @rnelson0
    rnelson0 :/ good call imo
  98. …in reply to @astralbodies
    astralbodies nice :)
  99. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson oh don't worry I'll be back a couple of times before I bugger off again.
  100. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l I have no need to make these things up :/
  101. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler ilu 💜
  102. …in reply to @jessfraz
    jessfraz s/spirit animal/patronus 💜
  103. …in reply to @jessfraz
  104. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden awww so cute 💜
  105. RT skamille: Don't rant about accountability if you can't be held accountable, sons catehstn/782629176889249792
  106. …in reply to @willsmith
    willsmith nice to see you again :)
  107. I have the best girlfriends 😍❣️
  108. …in reply to @Aleen
    Aleen not just you 💜
  109. …in reply to @CatSwetel
    CatSwetel OMG your bio 😍
  110. …in reply to @dearsarah
    dearsarah I would want to be tweeted about forever 💜
  111. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy what are you and jennschiffer doing? Studying "eating, for brogrammers"?!
  112. …in reply to @mipsytipsy
    mipsytipsy 🔪🔥
  113. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano 💜💜💜
  114. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler TheLeadDev I hope you get in, your submissions were amazing and I want to see them both 💜😍❣️
  115. Airport checkin: "have you used any miles? Because if you do it will go down and you won't be gold anymore." This is not how it works.
  116. …in reply to @RellyAB
    RellyAB I know she is completely incompetent and is having a right go at me about not believing her lol
  117. …in reply to @catehstn
    RellyAB apparently my attitude is true problem and not the fact she is completely inept.
  118. …in reply to @catehstn
    AirCanada tying to check in with FlyingBrussels using my gold status with y'all, FYI. They don't recognize it and woman was a jerk to me.
  119. …in reply to @catehstn
    Everything worked - got free bag and priority security it's like she just wanted to neg me 😂
  120. johnath read a bunch of your writing on management this morning and it was SO GOOD! Thank you!
  121. …in reply to @catehstn
    Oh my god she refused to let me board the plane saying "you're not gold" I can't even. Thanks FlyingBrussels A++ experience would do again.
  122. …in reply to @catehstn
    If I ever get arrested it will probably be arguing with some incompetent playing power games w/me at an airport.
  123. …in reply to @johnath
    johnath ahhh yeah I feel that :)
  124. …in reply to @FlyingBrussels
    FlyingBrussels I don't think AirCanada have revoked my status since 2 days ago.
  125. Well it's not a day as a woman on the internet without some unknown rando in your mentions telling you how to feel and act.
  126. …in reply to @catehstn
    "You're slandering an airline." Is a new one though. Lol. These people need hobbies.
  127. Creepy.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  128. …in reply to @queersorceress
  129. …in reply to @fatneckbeardguy
    fatneckbeardguy yeah OMG they really went off at me for like 5-6 tweets too! But that is what the mute option is for 😎
  130. …in reply to @FlyingBrussels
    FlyingBrussels btw my card let me into your lounge which is very nice btw. It worked everywhere except with that woman. 🤔
  131. …in reply to @fatneckbeardguy
    fatneckbeardguy hahahaha a woman is annoyed that she didn't get something she is supposed to have how dare she.
  132. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille bridgetkromhout ❣️ can't wait to see!!
  133. Woah never seen so many surface tabs before. Only ever seen one surface tab before...
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  134. …in reply to @hythloday
    hythloday muted! Are they still going off? Lol
  135. …in reply to @lienvdsteen
    lienvdsteen yes but just passing through :)
  136. …in reply to @spydergrrl
    spydergrrl oh my I am so sorry? Seriously tho how is that going?
  137. …in reply to @hythloday
    hythloday aww 💜 I tend to mute rather than block but maybe I should have made an exception here!
  138. …in reply to @spydergrrl
    spydergrrl Linux on a tablet would be interesting! I wonder what they are doing - I should look into it.
  139. …in reply to @lienvdsteen
    lienvdsteen haha!! Thanks :) hope you are doing great!
  140. …in reply to @jamessocol
  141. …in reply to @spydergrrl
    spydergrrl supporting touch has historically meant (also windows) a lot of stuff has to change. There a long story about android/chrome os.
  142. “There is no One Amazing Trick This Feminist Used To Finally Move Past Her Body Image Issues” buff.ly/2dncMpD /via kwugirl
  143. …in reply to @sdboyer
    sdboyer hahaha
  144. …in reply to @janklausa
    janklausa yeah it was nice! Was only there for ~20 mins tho.
  145. …in reply to @spydergrrl
  146. RT MichelleGlauser: "There is no viable strategy for inclusion that doesn’t include the willingness to fire people over it." https://t.co/…
  147. …in reply to @bridgetkromhout
    bridgetkromhout skamille what a dress 😍❣️
  148. RT lara_hogan: I am THRILLED to announce my new book, Demystifying Public Speaking. abookapart.com/products/demystifying-public-speaking
  149. …in reply to @vonneudeck
  150. …in reply to @willsmith
    willsmith 😎🏝
  151. …in reply to @femgineer
    femgineer great post :)
  152. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability ahh is it where she is gaming?!
  153. Went to a restaurant with two kinds of BRAIN on the menu yikes. Apparently it's a good restaurant for dates tho.
  154. …in reply to @coyotespike
    coyotespike haha yes
  155. …in reply to @natashathenomad
  156. Love tip about posting what you've achieved at the end of the day! Remote and distributed engineering buff.ly/2dRgA4w /by sebasoga
  157. …in reply to @NatDudley
  158. …in reply to @jeffwatkins
    jeffwatkins haha aww
  159. …in reply to @stakach
    stakach ... yikes.
  160. …in reply to @chiuki
    chiuki lol!
  161. …in reply to @sophaskins
    sophaskins I was really surprised that photo wasn't of four or more cats.
  162. Argh jet lag I had forgotten how bad this feels.
  163. …in reply to @amygdalama
    amygdalama exciting!
  164. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah you are already pretty 😍
  165. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability you are lovely tho!! And so is Mabel.
  166. …in reply to @jewelia
    jewelia peterseibel and we have a slack team.
  167. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli 💜💜💜💜💜
  168. …in reply to @whilp
    whilp i need a cat
  169. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
  170. …in reply to @baconandcoconut
    baconandcoconut eating brains is sexy?
  171. …in reply to @jl_hfl
    jl_hfl will do :)
  172. Hi Budapest.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  173. …in reply to @bmispelon
  174. …in reply to @bmispelon
    bmispelon yeah I would love that. Lunch tomorrow? Trying not to work ;)
  175. Thanks to this week's sponsor glowforge 💜 techspeakdigest/783220617185206272
  176. …in reply to @bmispelon
    bmispelon sounds good :)
  177. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad you are the queen.
  178. This is so insightful - The three exclamation point problem - buff.ly/2dBXFY1 /by timoni /via ellenchisa
  179. …in reply to @FriendlyAshley
  180. 😣
  181. Ahh! A present someone sent me finally arrived in Colombia! 😍💞
  182. …in reply to @nhocki
    nhocki haha I already messaged ecarrion89 to ask him to rescue it 😇
  183. …in reply to @nhocki
    nhocki ecarrion89 I don't know what it is but p sure it isn't alcohol so.... would you even want it? 😇😂
  184. …in reply to @kerrizor
    kerrizor i am sorry about the terrible political situation in your country.
  185. …in reply to @kerrizor
    kerrizor 💜 I thought you had a remote job?
  186. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability ahhhh I always want to see Mabel!!
  187. …in reply to @baileybaileybee
    baileybaileybee that's awesome! Go you!
  188. RT EricaJoy: Come children, gather round for a demonstration on the proper execution of FLOTUS level shade. WorldofIsaac/783353969888329728/video/1
  189. On Phone Numbers and Identity - buff.ly/2diEMOq
  190. Went to the Hungarian parliament today which was p cool. Much gold.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  191. …in reply to @catehstn
    A whole system for cigars so that men could smoke on the job. Each cigar spot is numbered so they could go in to talk and come back to it.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  192. Damn I did not investigate that. Could have missed another opportunity to work on my gold toilet selfie. 😱🚽 chiuki/783399967952035841
  193. …in reply to @catehstn
    Something something things women would never be allowed to do something something listening is important omg.
  194. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
  195. …in reply to @olleolleolle
  196. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager omg ilu never change 💜
  197. …in reply to @nandana
    nandana 💜
  198. RT anarcharaccoon: It is well to remember, "Austerity" is just a euphemism for Class War. We have the means to provide abundantly for all…
  199. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager I will eventually watch this movie just so that I can better understand you. Also, I hear good things.
  200. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager ahhhhhh
  201. Who is this man and is he getting the help he clearly needs? This was quite the mantrum. mmfa/783400116786954240
  202. RT pilky: In a weird way I envy the US as they actually have a chance to stop their far right disaster. Ours just sprung out with a fictio…
  203. UK politics rn is 😱🔥🔪
  204. …in reply to @dougrustle
  205. RT anildash: I like the idea that the Trump campaign is so repellent to people with technical skills that they can't even properly schedul…
  206. …in reply to @purpleyay
    purpleyay I'm sorry babe that is horrible :(
  207. RT jamiestrachan: Speaker? Aspiring speaker? Subscribe to techspeakdigest. It's a fantastic resource and one of the best email newsletter…
  208. …in reply to @BriannaWu
    spacekatgal I think pence has a plan to move America backwards, which is terrifying.
  209. …in reply to @anildash
    anildash I see no reason why that wouldn't work.
  210. It's a beautiful day in Budapest.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  211. …in reply to @catehstn
    Fucking freezing though omg. I miss my fiery mountain home 💔
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  212. …in reply to @farwell_WR
    farwell_WR ahh yay! Yes it is :)
  213. RT steveklabnik: hot take: you resent the javascript ecosystem because you look down on front-end development as not being as legitimate a…
  214. …in reply to @stevebennett
    steve_codes yay! I took it last year, was great.
  215. RT Sonic_Screwup: Sorry, let's just be really fucking clear for a moment. It is completely right to sneer at patriotism.
  216. I saw earlier today that UKIP no longer have a leader. Do they need one? Can't they just merge with the Conservative party now?
  217. …in reply to @catehstn
    I hate labour because they started an illegal war, the lib dems are reaching new levels of ineptitude. But their level of disarray alarming.
  218. …in reply to @catehstn
    But this is why you need a strong multiparty system to maintain a strong democracy. Because the wishes of ~49% of population being ignored.
  219. …in reply to @catehstn
    Even if you accept that vote was a mandate to Brexit (which I don't), it clearly wasn't a mandate for THIS Brexit.
  220. …in reply to @catehstn
    Just over 50% of people voted for a fantasy land and just under 50% of people voted to stay a multicultural society and part of the world.
  221. …in reply to @catehstn
    Every politician tactically accepting this level of racism and bullshit and not standing up for Europe is betraying nearly ~50% of voters.
  222. …in reply to @catehstn
    Probably rather more than 50% of the population because 16/17 yos weren't allowed to vote but they have opinions, will live w/ consequences.
  223. RT garannm: catehstn maybe even more, when you factor in the contributing, disenfranchised residents currently being demonized on the tv.…
  224. …in reply to @garannm
    garannm how could you not be? It's appalling.
  225. …in reply to @trodrigues
    trodrigues fucking Nigel.
  226. RT kwugirl: “if the priority is not getting sued…the strategy has generally been gas-lighting victims into submission” catehstn https://t…
  227. Well this is raw. Being Single Is Great, Except for When You Really Want to Be Married buff.ly/2dkwGme /via kwugirl
  228. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller hahahahahaha 💜
  229. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky you are having a good day then are you?
  230. Discussing cultural differences and human emotions with cy_sha 💜
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  231. I am in a... miniature train exhibit?
  232. …in reply to @catehstn
    There's a space ship.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  233. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky cy_sha you have heard a lot of complaints about tea!
  234. RT pilky: catehstn cy_sha “I have emotions now. I don't like it” may be the most British thing I've ever heard you say 😛
  235. …in reply to @catehstn
    And a Star Wars... thing?
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  236. …in reply to @undefined
    Feministy I do not at all understand it.
  237. …in reply to @Pamela_Drouin
    Pamela_Drouin I know I recognized a Star Wars. This is because I watched one :( I blame danshapiro.
  238. RT margaretmz: Thank you for the techspeakdigest stickers, catehstn!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  239. …in reply to @margaretmz
    margaretmz techspeakdigest yay! They arrived!
  240. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit Feministy Foursquare.
  241. …in reply to @segiddins
    segiddins Budapest.
  242. …in reply to @segiddins
    segiddins queersorceress this is the strangest thing I have heard about you so far. It was cute tho.
  243. …in reply to @segiddins
  244. …in reply to @PanasaurusRex
  245. …in reply to @PanasaurusRex
    PanasaurusRex it was p cute!!
  246. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho cy_sha yes. 🔪
  247. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho cy_sha I guess we will find out when someone pushes me...
  248. …in reply to @saleandro
    saleandro I must have missed the Dino and I don't know what a delorian is :)
  249. TIL that the GOP want to amend the constitution to ban abortion. In 2016. In the richest country in the world. I feel sick. emilycrockett/783667627612700672
  250. …in reply to @saleandro
    saleandro ahh that is a movie? I haven't seen it.
  251. …in reply to @mrb_bk
    mrb_bk love it! Exciting! :)
  252. I'm trying this thing called "relaxing" so tonight I hung out (ok - napped) in a "salt cave" and got a chocolate honey massage. 😎
  253. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden hahaha :)
  254. …in reply to @saleandro
    saleandro I'm sorry I am not much of a sci fi person. Is it sci fi?
  255. …in reply to @wiredferret
  256. …in reply to @saleandro
    saleandro ahh :)
  257. …in reply to @savvysarahjane
    savvysarahjane it was just a cold room with a salt structure all over the ceiling? And there were deck chairs on a salty ground.
  258. …in reply to @undefined
  259. RT taylor_atx: If you are a CEO and actively use Twitter but follow less than 15% women, I don't have a lot of faith in your diversity ini…
  260. Fascinating (lots of good questions here) - The One Question You Should Ask About Every New Job buff.ly/2dRpbnG via jo_miller
  261. …in reply to @savvysarahjane
    savvysarahjane haha it's a spa treatment :)
  262. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden 💜🍸 (j/k drinking water)
  263. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden :) 💜
  264. therealfitz congrats!! ❣️
  265. …in reply to @jessfraz
    jessfraz there's another one too. math_rachel's writing on this is 👌🏼
  266. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy the things you don't tweet are even better than the things you do.
  267. …in reply to @jessfraz
    jessfraz math_rachel as do we all.
  268. Insightful insults are how we show love ❣️ geek_manager/783922085181714432
  269. …in reply to @sophaskins
    sophaskins ooh def read about medellins public transport if you haven't already.
  270. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica again?
  271. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability I was expecting a picture of Mabel 💔
  272. …in reply to @cupcait
    cupcait omg amazing!
  273. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli ahhhh that is not a raccoon 💔
  274. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille 💜💜💜💜💜
  275. RT K_Boronska: Brilliant. #Brexit.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  276. Ronald Reagan statue, Budapest. 🤔
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  277. …in reply to @dfreniche
    dfreniche ooh cool!
  278. 💔
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  279. …in reply to @dfreniche
    dfreniche I got a hotel with baths so I've been hanging out there - sooooooooo nice!!
  280. …in reply to @math_rachel
  281. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica are they going to bring them?
  282. …in reply to @buritica
  283. So cold and grey today! But still beautiful :)
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  284. …in reply to @nigelbabu
    nigelbabu yes!!
  285. …in reply to @nigelbabu
    nigelbabu :) awesome!
  286. I am watching 8 men obey very arbitrary instructions extremely precisely. This is very exciting.
  287. …in reply to @zara_p
    zara_p it was amazing!!
  288. …in reply to @amye
    amye haha no rowing! Were in uniform tho.
  289. …in reply to @zara_p
    zara_p I need it. How are you?
  290. It's lovely up here.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  291. …in reply to @pardel
    pardel yeah it's a bit desolate :(
  292. …in reply to @roidrage
  293. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage can I mail you some?
  294. …in reply to @DanielleSucher
    DanielleSucher Hungarian change of the guard!!
  295. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica mi hogar 💔
  296. …in reply to @catehstn
    buritica ooh if you see ecarrion89 will you pick up my present?
  297. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica i love the landing at EOH!!
  298. RT kthorjensen: Good job, boys. This one will sink her for sure.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  299. Sometimes in art galleries I get frustrated with the portrayal of woman and start making up my own art "genres" instead.
  300. …in reply to @catehstn
    "Men fighting, one or more dead." #alternativeartgenres
  301. …in reply to @catehstn
    "Naked man with weapon" (this is mostly a genre of sculpture) #alternativeartgenres
  302. …in reply to @catehstn
    "Group of women, some inexplicable nudity." #alternativeartgenres
  303. …in reply to @catehstn
    "Woman, supposedly alone, in highly suggestive position that no woman would assume alone." #alternativeartgenres
  304. …in reply to @catehstn
    "Fully clothed man with weapon." #alternativeartgenres
  305. …in reply to @catehstn
    "Men, arguing." #alternativeartgenres
  306. …in reply to @JacqGaravente
    JacqGaravente haha yes!
  307. Haven't seen her movies but loved this: Jennifer Lawrence Is Determined, Hilarious, and—Above All—Real buff.ly/2dxFYvO /via hspter
  308. …in reply to @alexisylchan
    alexisylchan is that one of her movies?
  309. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability ahh poor mabel <3
  310. …in reply to @terriko
    terriko hahahahahaha
  311. …in reply to @alexisylchan
    alexisylchan oh wow! I think I might have seen a trailer. Looks interesting.
  312. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli I'm sure this kind of pet is also good.
  313. RT ModelViewMedia: We Hire The Best by catehstn modelviewculture.com/pieces/we-hire-the-best #resources #archives
  314. …in reply to @randommood
    randommood jessfraz skamille will try and go tomorrow :)
  315. RT willsmith: From 1991 until last week, he was "in character", apparently. The show aired from 2004-2015. NYMag/784025275772313600
  316. One of the best things about my last job was working with ecarrion89 💜 he's the best.
  317. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano yes that. Hard to keep being "nice" in a toxic environment.
  318. RT crystaldbeasley: Women are in "marketing," Men are "growth hackers." Women are "event planners," Men are "collaboration engineers."
  319. …in reply to @juliepagano
  320. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
  321. Whenever a series of "men need to follow more women on twitter" articles I get lots of new male followers but they disappear pretty quickly.
  322. …in reply to @catehstn
    Partly because of this I think men don't follow women because they don't want to listen to women. The numbers reflect that reality.
  323. …in reply to @catehstn
    And especially they don't want to listen to ALL of women - they want a palatable education, not a real person.
  324. This is a GREAT test and some excellent advice - How Fucked Up is Your Management? buff.ly/2cLWpVL /by johnath /via EricaJoy
  325. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability yay! I am happy we got to meet irl.
  326. …in reply to @ashleynh
    ashleynh SoundOffTech that's awesome! Congrats!
  327. …in reply to @johnath
    johnath EricaJoy los búhos son muy buen me gusta
  328. …in reply to @QuinnyPig
  329. …in reply to @cory_foy
  330. …in reply to @peterseibel
    peterseibel hahahaha so true. Most of them, in fact.
  331. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress 💜💜💜
  332. …in reply to @jwilker
    jwilker 💜 thank you
  333. …in reply to @benclarkwood
    benclarkwood 💜 thanks! I'm glad you stuck at it!
  334. …in reply to @gdinwiddie
  335. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability THE CUTEST!
  336. …in reply to @ELLIOTTCABLE
    ELLIOTTCABLE they are often followed by tweets of "here are some women" or sometimes also lists.
  337. …in reply to @_mbdr_
    @maruthven which one? I'm taking October off but will start blogging again in nov.
  338. …in reply to @lindseybieda
    lindseybieda that and eyeliner are the two things I don't bother with.
  339. …in reply to @varjmes
    CharlotteIs ahh that is nonsense. I'm sorry men on the internet are such a 🗑🔥 take care 💜
  340. …in reply to @_mbdr_
    @maruthven ahh no probably not blogging about this one. What I wanted to say fitted in 3 tweets 😇
  341. …in reply to @ThisTechGirl
    ThisTechGirl you take the best selfies!
  342. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden 💜💜💜💜💜
  343. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano can't wait to read it.
  344. Shortly after we met for IrlNoah said something like "we can be friends without consumerist ideas of utility" and I found it very profound.
  345. …in reply to @catehstn
    People in our life who are useful, but we aren't "friends" because we are useful. We want to be valued for who we are not what we do.
  346. …in reply to @catehstn
    I commented to someone we hadn't spoken in a while and they said "I was going to contact you when I wanted your help", felt pretty shit tbh.
  347. …in reply to @catehstn
    Think about original comment. Because when many people find me "useful" all the more important are the people who see me as more than that.
  348. …in reply to @catehstn
    This is part of why I'm hiding lately. Feel pretty drained by all of this. Hug someone you care about & tell them you appreciate them today.
  349. …in reply to @sophaskins
  350. …in reply to @catehstn
    Soooo not blogging this month, no speaking planned & will take at least first half of next year off, doing even worse than usual at email.
  351. …in reply to @catehstn
    </feels>
  352. Dude... it's not about reciprocity it's about being a utility vs being a human. dberkholz/784288711122878464
  353. According to bmispelon Hungarian wine is very good, so I got a Hungarian wine massage. Seemed like the best thing to do with that info.
  354. …in reply to @undefined
    IrlNoah thank you for being my friend regardless of utility 💜
  355. …in reply to @catehstn
    It was very nice and first I got a brandy scrub so now I smell like a delicious and extremely alcoholic punch.
  356. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td nice!
  357. RT roguelynn: At what point is it harassment? ಠ_ಠ
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  358. RT DocOnDev: If you hire "the best" and a year later they're "not meeting expectations", wouldn't you wonder, "What did we do to them?"
  359. …in reply to @wiredferret
    wiredferret this shouldn't be brave because it's very reasonable! But sadly still is. I hope they respond well :)
  360. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad past you was thinking that November would be very chill ;)
  361. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager ellywilliams ❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️ have a great adventure together, you two are the cutest ❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️
  362. …in reply to @mnowster
    mnowster 💜💜💜💜💜 thanks babe. Hope you are doing okay?
  363. …in reply to @hspter
    hspter 💜 thanks. Hope you are doing better soon.
  364. …in reply to @baconandcoconut
    baconandcoconut thank you!! :) right back atcha. I'm also happy you have twitter now haha ;)
  365. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho ... if you are German.
  366. …in reply to @bridgetkromhout
    bridgetkromhout yes exactly!! Thanks. Also saw tweets from your talk this week - looked awesome! :)
  367. …in reply to @web_goddess
    web_goddess thanks💜 hope your new job is treating you well.
  368. …in reply to @wiredferret
    wiredferret yeah more taking a break from the public persona. I am starting a new job in November, which I'm excited about :)
  369. …in reply to @arthaey
    arthaey thanks 💔 been super in my head about it like is that reasonable to be upset by? But def is. Hope you are doing great!!
  370. …in reply to @NatDudley
    NatDudley thanks babe 💜💜💜 I appreciate your wisdom on inclusivity and love of cats and kindness.
  371. …in reply to @Czajkowski
    Czajkowski haha yes! For sure. On route to tea now. And THANK YOU.
  372. …in reply to @rbtcollins
  373. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad yes!! And December, and January...
  374. …in reply to @ansate
    ansate 💜 thanks babe! You toooooo I really enjoyed our minimal utility time in NYC.
  375. …in reply to @monica_farrell
    monica_farrell thanks 💜
  376. …in reply to @brainwane
    brainwane 💜 glad we got to hang out last week.
  377. …in reply to @coyotespike
    coyotespike totes real!
  378. …in reply to @englishm_
  379. …in reply to @brainwane
    brainwane yesssss I literally just drank two pots of tea. 😍❣️
  380. Parliament.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  381. “a deep unfairness [is] poor performance can be multi-dimensional, but employees bear the brunt of the consequence” buff.ly/2d867Oa
  382. …in reply to @InfoSecSherpa
    InfoSecSherpa is that the cat cafe?
  383. …in reply to @InfoSecSherpa
    InfoSecSherpa ahh nice! No. I feel like I barely managed to explore this place - have to come back.
  384. What did I say? White dudes seem more litigious than under-indexed folk... catehuston.com/blog/2016/09/29/why-hr-shouldnt-own-inclusion/ louisgray/784222345741242368
  385. …in reply to @GattaKat
    GattaKat 💜💜💜 thanks!!
  386. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  387. …in reply to @arthaey
    arthaey 💜 thanks hon.
  388. RT ashedryden: catehstn lol men finally realizing they have to actually try at work 💅🏽
  389. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden lolling so hard at this.
  390. I am living my best life ✈️
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  391. …in reply to @juliepagano
  392. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy whaaaaat I still love their music!
  393. …in reply to @randommood
    randommood bmispelon hahaha :) I thought you would have said I should drink it. I bought a bottle to take to Argentina...
  394. …in reply to @undefined
    Feministy omg you are a superstar!! Yay!!
  395. …in reply to @willmanduffy
  396. …in reply to @undefined
    @snowcrashmike haha just in foursquare too! I am sure there were more...
  397. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden I mean I think that shock triggers the lawsuits? I hope it gets thrown out early. CAN YOU IMAGINE a woman bringing that suit?
  398. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano ashedryden I'm here for it.
  399. First banks now media companies. "Tech" companies have some catching up to do... 🤔 (has a tech company ever won? ghc) chrishwiggins/784047871104577540
  400. …in reply to @catehstn
    (Worth remembering with this award: it's pay to play, and very few companies submit.)
  401. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage ahh please teach me your tricks
  402. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden mainly because the EU was founded on the idea of "never again", something the current government appears to be revisiting.
  403. RT savorywatt: catehstn also worth remembering "winning" just means you had to be slightly better than the rest of the pack.
  404. …in reply to @savorywatt
  405. …in reply to @mattpfeff
  406. …in reply to @mattpfeff
    mattpfeff I bet! That's amazing.
  407. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability 💜💜💜💜💜 at least you have a beautiful hedgehog 💜💜💜💜💜
  408. …in reply to @lenazun
    lenazun hahaha I find you delightful 💜
  409. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage yes 💜 I wish you would write more! Also my present may have arrived in Colombia!!
  410. …in reply to @catehstn
    aliciability also fwiw I think you are rad 💜
  411. Waiting for my favorite sandwich. They said couldn't make it and then "can you wait 15 mins" and I was like YES I HAVE WAITED MONTHS.
  412. …in reply to @catehstn
    Not sure when my flight is boarding maybe I should look into that. Yolo!
  413. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage yessssss
  414. …in reply to @undefined
    @xMiss_Insomnia no. Frankfurt airport. Opposite gate b23.
  415. …in reply to @kelleyrobinson
    kelleyrobinson roast beef sandwich, Frankfurt airport, opposite gate b23.
  416. …in reply to @undefined
    @xMiss_Insomnia :)
  417. …in reply to @ReinH
    ReinH hahaha
  418. …in reply to @catehstn
    I have it and also a freshly baked pretzel. Life is good. 😎✈️
  419. …in reply to @undefined
    @xMiss_Insomnia ahh yeah. Very U.K. They are about to shut tho and were out of bread. It was fine :)
  420. RT juliepagano: "Once you start doing things that matter, it's incredibly difficult to keep doing things that don't matter." -IjeomaOluo
  421. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml lmk if you relocate it to Europe. Like maybe Dublin? I would be interested to know how it works.
  422. …in reply to @filipebarcos
    filipebarcos it's a roast beef sandwich at Frankfurt airport. Available opposite gate b23.
  423. …in reply to @filipebarcos
    filipebarcos Filipe you should know. I am a very specific person.
  424. …in reply to @ckymnstr
    ckymnstr aww mices
  425. …in reply to @designatednerd
  426. …in reply to @stillinbeta
    stillinbeta pretty!
  427. RT HillaryClinton: Women have the power to stop Trump. IWillVote.com hrc.io/2dldjqb
  428. RT GynoStar: Please RT if you're a woman who's had an intimate body part grabbed without your consent. I'm curious.
  429. …in reply to @natashathenomad
  430. "This is a distraction from important issues..." like... electing a racist misogynist delusional narcissist to be president? That one? realdonaldtrump/784609194234306560
  431. …in reply to @BriannaWu
    spacekatgal ...like a successful business man?
  432. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano happened to me a couple of times although not at that scale. Usually means it's getting some internal discussion :/
  433. …in reply to @anildash
    anildash maybe men saying "my wife says she will divorce me if I vote trump... but does she really mean it?"
  434. About to drive a car. Have not done this in quite some time. 😱🚗
  435. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad is that a... giant gold turtle?
  436. …in reply to @natashathenomad
  437. I'm flying airindiain tomorrow and they called me to remind me! And told me I could check in online and they would help me do that. 😂😍
  438. …in reply to @freialobo
    freialobo to Sydney via Delhi!
  439. RT leahmcelrath: Trump presents a unique danger due to the severity of his character pathology. But his misogyny and racism are CONGRUENT…
  440. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad I thought they came with the phone? Or is that just the charging cable?
  441. One of the things I'm struggling with the most in this news cycle is that the fact that trump has no respect for women is somehow news?
  442. …in reply to @jeffwatkins
  443. …in reply to @theophani
    theophani I'm finding it super upsetting tbh. The man is on trial for assaulting a 13yo girl NEXT WEEK.
  444. …in reply to @MichelleGlauser
    MichelleGlauser he is on trial next week! For assaulting a child!!
  445. …in reply to @williampietri
    williampietri I mean I kinda get that argument but he is on trial for sexual assault NEXT WEEK.
  446. …in reply to @jeffwatkins
    jeffwatkins I haven't driven at all since... January? Well not a car. Some other vehicles.
  447. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad yiiiiiiikes super expensive.
  448. …in reply to @natashathenomad
  449. …in reply to @MichelleGlauser
  450. …in reply to @williampietri
  451. …in reply to @catehstn
    williampietri is this because he was talking about all women but the 13yo is a specific person? Because I don't really understand this.
  452. …in reply to @williampietri
    williampietri ahh okay. Thanks. I hope the volunteering goes well!!
  453. …in reply to @williampietri
    williampietri that's awesome! And thank you for doing what you can to save us from this guy.
  454. …in reply to @williampietri
  455. …in reply to @jeffwatkins
    jeffwatkins it was ;)
  456. …in reply to @williampietri
  457. Pence, who would jail women for miscarriages and force funerals for fetuses. Yeah he's a real winner for women. kellyayotte/784779876796665857
  458. …in reply to @catehstn
    I find trump abhorrent but pence much more terrifying tbqh. Admittedly I'm not American. shakestweetz/784776887788834816
  459. RT tveastman: Under the rules There is no way to replace Donald Trump as nominee. That's right: Republicans shall be forced to carry him…
  460. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy I am going to be safely on a plane...
  461. …in reply to @ecarrion89
  462. …in reply to @mnowster
    mnowster SO TRUE 💜
  463. In disgrace with both my parents because I bought three pairs of glasses and didn't negotiate.
  464. …in reply to @catehstn
    I am going to look so cute in them though 😎 did not selfie... will collect them when I stop by in the UK after my 🏝 adventure!
  465. …in reply to @undefined
    MoisheL ahh you have been taking such beautiful pictures!! :)
  466. …in reply to @undefined
    MoisheL :) I will have to try it sometime. Maybe in Iceland in the winter.
  467. …in reply to @undefined
    MoisheL and also not until like 10am ;)
  468. …in reply to @undefined
    MoisheL hehe yes I might be awake for it. Not big on 3am starts! Although when I went the dark in winter made me SO TIRED.
  469. …in reply to @eileentso
    eileentso oh my god that man who is he to comment on honesty or competence or or or...
  470. RT anneursu: Fun fact: in addition to being wives and daughters and mothers and sisters and grandmas and aunties, women are also people.
  471. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli every time you tweet about this creature I just feel so sad that you don't have a pet raccoon.
  472. …in reply to @crystaldbeasley
    crystaldbeasley 💜💜💜💜💜
  473. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability ahhhh I love her so much.
  474. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability those ears!!
  475. …in reply to @bigfloofs
    bigfloofs omg so fluffy.
  476. Last full day of internet before I spend 4 days flying to TUVALU. I will miss you humans but quite excited for a break from political news.
  477. …in reply to @filipebarcos
  478. Top 10 Best Airports in The World (I'm at 8/10! Need to travel more) buff.ly/2d32xUP /via ecarrion89
  479. RT corbett: My newsletter subscribers can get a postcard from the South Pole! Subscribe at tinyletter.com/corbett & reply to next letter…
  480. Ahhh such a good explanation of why republicans are finally denouncing trump. Thanks williampietri ! m.facebook.com/williamp/posts/10107156801284673
  481. Series of problems on the way to the airport and now the highway is completely stationary and I think I am going to miss my plane.
  482. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg lol I have fewer shoes for a three week trip.
  483. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg you need a friend to go sock shopping with you.
  484. …in reply to @catehstn
    Made it!!!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  485. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda miles flight ;)
  486. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg I would do that for you. But I am going to 🏝
  487. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg lol aww
  488. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml thanks babe!
  489. …in reply to @helenjwatson
  490. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg 💜💜💜💜💜 do you get wthic? I can write you a special email tho.
  491. …in reply to @catehstn
    They gave me pyjamas!! 😱😍❣️
  492. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg ❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️ it's my favourite too ❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️ thank you 💜💌
  493. Bye bye! ✈️
  494. …in reply to @amye
    amye :)
  495. …in reply to @AndyDavies
    AndyDavies thanks!
  496. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli guiliani?
  497. …in reply to @sferik
    sferik I like how you can snooze it like not right now I am gonna breathe later.
  498. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica skamille if you move to Medellin I will come back.
  499. Catching up on debate tweets and honestly I read the jail thing without attribution and thought "well of course trump should be in jail."
  500. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also not talking to pence seems like a sensible course of action. That man is evil.
  501. …in reply to @jennschiffer
    jennschiffer have you tried super fit hero? I LOVE THEM. Wearing their leggings with pockets right now.
  502. …in reply to @eleather
    eleather hey can you dm me a bit about your role and an email address please?
  503. I am in Australia. 2 planes of 5 complete. In 2.5 days I will finally be in Tuvalu.
  504. …in reply to @catehstn
    This place really is quite hard and expensive to get to. ✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️🏝
  505. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller 💜💜💜💜💜
  506. …in reply to @perrowcommamike
    perrowcommamike wow you tweeted!! :) congrats!!
  507. …in reply to @wiredferret
    wiredferret juliepagano MOO also Geek_Manager is their cto!!! 😍❣️
  508. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli 💜💜💜💜💜
  509. …in reply to @web_goddess
    web_goddess chiuki aww thank you :)
  510. Self medicating for jet lag.
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  511. …in reply to @gembarrett
  512. RT dog_rates: This is Pinot. He's a sophisticated doggo. You can tell by the hat. Also pointier than your average pupper. Still 10/10 woul…
  513. …in reply to @gembarrett
    gembarrett her accessorize game is fierce.
  514. NYC friends, hang with my buddy duretti, she's the funnest 😍❣️ duretti/785675260611928064
  515. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy codesigning is such a Nigel.
  516. …in reply to @PeterLawrey
    PeterLawrey between jobs adventure escape from the internet.
  517. …in reply to @nkkl
    nkkl EricaJoy code-signing.
  518. …in reply to @PeterLawrey
    PeterLawrey yeah I expected better internet availability as a result! But seems like that isn't the case. Curious to see what I find.
  519. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad wow! did you go to the exhibit?
  520. …in reply to @jl_hfl
    jl_hfl thanks! Done!
  521. This is full of 🔥🔥🔥 on what /really/ gets discussed in locker rooms by ChrisWarcraft buff.ly/2dMcYPN /via triketora
  522. …in reply to @aimafidon
    aimafidon omg you are on a billboard!!
  523. It an amazing post! We had to share it ❣️ juliepagano/785868470885888000
  524. …in reply to @mnowster
    mnowster urgh :(
  525. …in reply to @undefined
    @kavbojka yay!!
  526. This is helpful - On Writing Product Specs buff.ly/2e1VDW3 /by goberoi /via orenellenbogen
  527. RT aliciability: So, if anyone is looking for a front-end dev, with an interest in UX and game dev, Boston or remote, hit me up. https://t…
  528. Boarded plane to Fiji!!! Tuvaluuuuu I am coming! Tomorrow!! ✈️✈️✈️🏝
  529. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability ahhh Mabel 😍❣️
  530. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml what happened?
  531. …in reply to @kurko
    kurko willmanduffy I also think you are p great :)
  532. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml :( drugs!!!!
  533. …in reply to @undefined
    @kavbojka chiuki 💜💜💜 you are going to be amazing!
  534. …in reply to @undefined
    @xMiss_Insomnia i think I was in the air :)
  535. Apparently one of the things to do in Tuvalu is visit some kind of stamp museum / shop? People travel from all over to buy rare stamps!
  536. …in reply to @catehstn
    Tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow!! I am a little apprehensive and not sure how much vegetarian food there will be but mainly I CAN'T WAIT!!! 🛫🛫🏝💞
  537. “If you can’t see the path to reaching your full potential, you probably won’t be able to help others reach theirs.” buff.ly/2dLUGy6
  538. …in reply to @undefined
    @xMiss_Insomnia :)
  539. …in reply to @nandana
    nandana #bestmom
  540. duretti lara_hogan two such wonderful people should hang out irl and talk about how much they miss me 💜✈️🏝
  541. …in reply to @duretti
    duretti lara_hogan there should be donuts.
  542. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller I feel so much pressure to make it special!!
  543. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller hahahahahaha okay that's good!
  544. RT buritica: I just published “Announcing Char.la — Helping bridge the Spanish speaking tech knowledge gap” medium.com/p/announcing-char-la-helping-bridge-the-spanish-speaking-tech-knowledge-gap-3d3bf56aea9e
  545. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller ahhhhhh you blew my mind. I will think about it.
  546. Omw to the airport for 🛩 5/5! Tuvaluuuuuuuuuuuu!! 🏝💞
  547. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano thank youuuuuuu <3
  548. …in reply to @catehstn
    Since leaving the uk on Sunday I had two amazing breakfasts and assorted snacks but it's thursday now and I am so hungry I can't tell you.
  549. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden but I am going to tuvaluuuuuuuuuuuu and also I already left.
  550. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden <3 I have a very high personal velocity and it's hard to catch me!!
  551. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml are you living your best life Dani?
  552. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden hehehe 😇
  553. …in reply to @catehstn
    ashedryden enjoy my unspeakable homeland before it enters the final stages of self destruction.
  554. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml if I was still your boss I would be worrying about you right now but as it is I am running away to tuvalu so there.
  555. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden 😱 we are all doomed.
  556. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml yes please I love it when people worry about me.
  557. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml it's a different kind of validation
  558. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td :)
  559. I wish men would do this for their own sakes, but also because then it would be easier to be friends with them. lenazun/786281836116795392
  560. …in reply to @catehstn
    I have some cishet male friends that I really like but many of them are omfg so hard to be friends with.
  561. …in reply to @catehstn
    Pretty much for the same reasons that cishet men are often hard work to date. Poor communication and high expectations of emotional labour.
  562. …in reply to @catehstn
    I'm not your mother so maybe ask me how I am and care about the answer once in a while. For that matter, maybe ask her as well.
  563. …in reply to @javebratt
    javebratt awwwwwwh 😍 that's what I'm talking about!!
  564. This is good on brilliant jerks, we all know it but it never happens. The Biggest Mistake I Ever Made buff.ly/2ecV8Ia
  565. …in reply to @catehstn
    About to board plane!!! I am dying of excitement!! DYING!!!!
  566. you can go weeks without food and it's okay I drank some water zenigel/786298975439687682
  567. THIS IS HAPPENING! ❣️✈️🏝
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  568. …in reply to @ecarrion89
    ecarrion89 when achieving a life goal Ernesto, one is willing to make compromises ;) <3
  569. …in reply to @fholzhauer
    fholzhauer wait until I tweet a picture of a lagoon!
  570. …in reply to @catehstn
    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
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  571. …in reply to @jeffwatkins
    jeffwatkins thank you!
  572. …in reply to @LizardEatsFlies
    LizardEatsFlies :) next plane is next Tuesday!! ;)
  573. …in reply to @catehstn
    Small plane!! Big adventure!! ✈️🏝❣️😎
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  574. …in reply to @cory_foy
    cory_foy i went in March! 😍❣️
  575. …in reply to @kronda
    kronda ashedryden hahahaha yes it's true
  576. Hello yes I am in paradise.
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  577. …in reply to @bmispelon
    bmispelon haha it's a little sunnier at least ;)
  578. …in reply to @Hagit
    Hagit vacation!! Tuvalu!!! 😍
  579. Woah. Stop Taking Pride In Not Knowing How To Do Basic Shit buff.ly/2dIAoGo /via triketora
  580. …in reply to @zara_p
    zara_p that is cute!
  581. Yesterday I acquired a scooter and a friend. Today we plan to acquire a boat. 🏍🚤🏝😎
  582. …in reply to @vonneudeck
    vonneudeck soso! I am reading mentions but not timeline.
  583. …in reply to @bmispelon
  584. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml Dani! I am an excellent friend.
  585. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml cooking is hard why are you so mean?!?
  586. TFW you order 18 boxes of tea and then it doesn't arrive, they refund the order but you are on an island without enough internet to reorder.
  587. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml I have driven a boat before
  588. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson I was thinking that.
  589. …in reply to @catehstn
    We have a boat.
  590. …in reply to @avocadoSuperFan
    @bytemeorg it is :)
  591. …in reply to @gdbassett
    gdbassett Asher_Wolf 0xdaeda1a lol :) there is tea here. Need to stockpile the for new November home though.
  592. …in reply to @catehstn
    It me floating in a perfect turquoise lagoon.
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  593. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml yes.
  594. …in reply to @mnowster
    mnowster yesssss so peaceful!
  595. …in reply to @catehstn
    A perfect sunset at the edge of the world.
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  596. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor I thought cooking was advanced shit tbh
  597. …in reply to @0xdaeda1a
    0xdaeda1a yesss tea is a necessity!!
  598. …in reply to @krstnfx
  599. Achievement unlocked: very politely asked to leave airport runway after scootering down the middle yelling "we're a plane!!"
  600. …in reply to @wndxlori
    wndxlori :) thanks!!
  601. …in reply to @juliepagano
  602. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor yeah i used to cook and then I decided it was economically inefficient.
  603. …in reply to @Old_Skool_Ford
    Old_Skool_Ford oh wow!!! That is so cool!!
  604. RT Old_Skool_Ford: catehstn The airport has come on a bit since I lived there from 78-83. Used to land on a grass strip in this. https://…
  605. …in reply to @Old_Skool_Ford
    Old_Skool_Ford just Tuvalu and Fiji :)
  606. …in reply to @natashathenomad
  607. …in reply to @Old_Skool_Ford
    Old_Skool_Ford ahh a lot of them are in a conservation zone now not sure if you can go. Staying on main island, went to top/bottom ones.
  608. …in reply to @catehstn
    Old_Skool_Ford do you know which one has the most WWII detrius?
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  609. …in reply to @wavefromworld
    wavefromworld here's my friend Camille and I waving from Funafuti international airport, Tuvalu.
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  610. …in reply to @Old_Skool_Ford
    Old_Skool_Ford yes!! The picture I sent shows which are conservation area now.
  611. …in reply to @Old_Skool_Ford
    Old_Skool_Ford oh! I think we went to fongafale. Beautiful beach!
  612. …in reply to @Old_Skool_Ford
    Old_Skool_Ford ahh it was funafala beach. Super beautiful! No that place is supposed to be loud, staying at L's lodge. Ate there tho!!
  613. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager hahaha apparently there are people in jail for "traffic violations" we did wonder if we might be joining them.
  614. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad ahhh owls!!!
  615. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller I am living my best life.
  616. …in reply to @Cara_Faye
    Cara_Faye hi can't see which slide but probably with credit? If it's the talk on burnout I haven't shared the deck.
  617. …in reply to @catehstn
  618. This morning: scootered to the rubbish dump and then walked around it and along an abandoned runway to the end of the island.
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  619. …in reply to @nandana
    nandana what's castaway?
  620. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager unclear and you have to have many apparently. The jail only recently got a fence.
  621. …in reply to @nandana
    nandana ahh never saw it :) they are lookout points from WWII.
  622. …in reply to @catehstn
    Geek_Manager early in the morning prisoners clean gvt buildings and then they go fishing with the guards.
  623. …in reply to @catehstn
    Trusty scooter with raincloud. Raincloud. Miscellaneous object. Me at the edge of the island.
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  624. …in reply to @Old_Skool_Ford
    Old_Skool_Ford oh wow! And thanks! It's been fun.
  625. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager hahahaha
  626. …in reply to @Cara_Faye
    Cara_Faye :) yes thought it might be. Go ahead!
  627. …in reply to @CrystalMHuff
    CrystalMHuff wiredferret yikes what advice did I give you? I really try not to do that ;) but excited you are going on an adventure!!
  628. …in reply to @CrystalMHuff
    CrystalMHuff wiredferret hahahaha okay yes that is something I would say :)
  629. Airport security in Tuvalu, "what kind of phone do you have? Do you have a galaxy note 7?" I laughed so hard.
  630. Got up early to catch the last of the sunrise.
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  631. …in reply to @grepory
    grepory hahaha!
  632. …in reply to @catehstn
    grepory I recommend it.
  633. …in reply to @catehstn
    And then I went to the tip of the island.
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  634. …in reply to @catehstn
    Turns out you can drive to the other end in 28 minutes. Then I came back to this special place.
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  635. …in reply to @VafeR
    VafeR thanks!!
  636. …in reply to @FugaPericulum
    FugaPericulum how could you not.
  637. …in reply to @catehstn
    Watched two fire trucks go along the runway sirens on to clear it!! Amazing!! And got some last pictures from the sky. Byeee Tuvalu! ❣️✈️🏝🇹🇻
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  638. …in reply to @catehstn
    The only ever public WTHIC - sent from FUN. tinyletter.com/catehstn/letters/fun …in another life I'm a travel writer. 🇹🇻🏝😍
  639. …in reply to @nrg84
    nrg84 haha yes
  640. Hotel guy this morning asked me if I was coming back next year and I was like "I'm not sure, it took me 4 days to get here". Worth it tho.
  641. …in reply to @segiddins
    segiddins it's extraordinary!!
  642. …in reply to @mxriverlynn
    derickbailey that seems fair!
  643. …in reply to @karen_meep
    karen_meep idk in general but a lot of phones look alike. Also this was a remote island in the south pacific.
  644. Omg food. Just ate protein! And vegetables! And fruit! First good meal since oct 12 and first that wasn't breakfast since oct 9.
  645. …in reply to @kippr
    kippr kellabyte there was a summit happening for nations effected by climate change. I saw a sign yesterday.
  646. …in reply to @kronda
    kronda hahahahaha I wish I were both tbqh
  647. …in reply to @kronda
    kronda was it empty?
  648. danshapiro bell boy just told me that I shouldn't go out after dark alone. Don't worry i plan to ignore him. Will send pictures.
  649. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
  650. …in reply to @catehstn
  651. …in reply to @kronda
    kronda oh how sad!!
  652. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro :) ocean view even better!!
  653. Dis hotel so fancy.
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  654. …in reply to @nigelbabu
    nigelbabu it was the only glass I could find that would hold it hahaha
  655. …in reply to @Sasha_Goebbels
    VolkerGoebbels hahaha just water :)
  656. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller :/ not great. Only coconut and fish occur naturally there. Lots of carbs and not much fresh.
  657. …in reply to @undefined
    @xMiss_Insomnia haha
  658. Thanks to this week's sponsor travisci 💜 techspeakdigest/788291029195689985
  659. I haven't read my public twitter feed since I left for Tuvalu and although I miss y'all I plan not to for a while longer.
  660. …in reply to @catehstn
    I cannot take anymore US election coverage. It's deeply upsetting and triggering as fuck.
  661. …in reply to @changemewtf
    MCantor it was on CNN in fucking Tuvalu! I watched that man deny 9 accusations of sexual assault!
  662. …in reply to @changemewtf
    MCantor I don't know :/ I'm not American and they have always seemed a bit bizarre. I remember when bush "won" Florida. But this is worse.
  663. …in reply to @changemewtf
  664. …in reply to @travisci
    travisci 💜💜💜💜💜
  665. This is amazing, and so so helpful. Work at different management levels buff.ly/2efttE8 /by lara_hogan
  666. RT danshapiro: If you think diversity is an event, you're doing it wrong.
  667. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler lenazun ahhhhh hiiiii you two 💜
  668. RT JillWetzler: .ekp will call you out on your D&I excuses and your "Diversity as Performance Art" (h/t catehstn) #GraceNotes https://t.…
  669. …in reply to @expliKateD
    expliKateD love this story! :)
  670. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler you are my hero 😍
  671. It's a beautiful evening in Suva, Fiji. I was swimming as the sun set, and a torch lighting ceremony happened around me.
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  672. RT codeascraft: How can men be allies for diversity and inclusion in tech? scarletdrive and indec talk theory and practice: https://t.co…
  673. …in reply to @undefined
  674. RT TragicAllyHere: Yes, I have a therapy raccoon, so what? Watching him dig frantically through the trash really helps me sort through the…
  675. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller hahahaha yes
  676. …in reply to @jeffwatkins
    jeffwatkins haha :) leaving is what I do best tho
  677. I love this post from anna_debenham about making hedgehogs welcome ❣️ buff.ly/2evSvhj
  678. This is interesting. Developer hiring and the market for lemons - buff.ly/2drJcwG /by danluu /via steve_codes
  679. …in reply to @brittemuseumkid
    @Welovepostcards sorry I went fully digital on postcards. Good luck with your project tho!
  680. I love Michelle Obama so much - what a great Famous Speech Friday - buff.ly/2ecXPu3 /by dontgetcaught
  681. In a fit of Domestication I bought a bowl. Once I have a home I can acquire a hedgehog to go in it. Or maybe just use it for keys etc.
  682. …in reply to @cupcait
    cupcait it's a very nice bowl
  683. …in reply to @catehstn
    cupcait now I have some regrets that I didn't buy an owl but there werent any in the market.
  684. …in reply to @cupcait
    cupcait what a beautiful bowl!!
  685. …in reply to @Aleen
    Aleen not 100% sure hedgehogs are available / legal in my future home city/country! And yessss always excited to hear from you!
  686. Flowers!! I have never seen such a selection.
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  687. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille this tweet showed up here and I wondered if it is related.
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  688. …in reply to @natashathenomad
  689. …in reply to @catehstn
    Item: 1 domestic object. Item: 1 tiny raccoon.
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  690. …in reply to @ErinLouise
    ErinLouise hahahaha I'm sorry to be unable to help you there ;)
  691. …in reply to @ErinLouise
  692. “When we build things – we must think of the things our life doesn’t necessitate. Because someones life does.” buff.ly/2ed2Pit
  693. …in reply to @PanasaurusRex
    PanasaurusRex isn't it!! :)
  694. …in reply to @micheletitolo
    micheletitolo ahhh so cute! I will have a home soon tho!
  695. …in reply to @skamille
  696. RT ziyatong: Create your own quick-n-easy haunted house this Halloween...with raccoons.
  697. …in reply to @micheletitolo
    micheletitolo haha okay!! :)
  698. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler ahh don't let them eat you
  699. Missed GHC for the first time in years! I expected to have FOMO but mainly just relived.
  700. …in reply to @epsalon
    epsalon ahhhahaa the hashtag is back!!
  701. I have moved to an island, a comfortable hut with an ocean view… I may never want to leave. Later I will acquire a kayak and go exploring 🏝🚤
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  702. …in reply to @queencodemonkey
    queencodemonkey ahh and I will miss you both!!
  703. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden yes!!
  704. …in reply to @piewords
  705. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho yes!!
  706. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden :) how are you?
  707. …in reply to @queencodemonkey
    queencodemonkey 💜 go to stix and sushi and dozo sushi 💜
  708. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden 💜💜💜 it is!!
  709. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden :) thank you!!!
  710. …in reply to @lindseybieda
    lindseybieda ahaha thank you I was wondering what type of sports team the cubs were.
  711. Life is good. Today's hardest decision: go to the spa or watch Polynesian dancing.
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  712. …in reply to @catehstn
    Fire dancing at sunset 🔥🏝🇫🇯
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  713. easy to see progress of meaningless short-term tasks; difficult to see progress for long-term, creative projects - buff.ly/2euhzJu
  714. …in reply to @aliciability
  715. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller aww you were there!! Of course!! How was it?
  716. …in reply to @steveyd78
    steveyd78 that is beautiful!! :)
  717. RT TessaJeanMiller: Don't threaten me with a good time
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  718. …in reply to @natashathenomad
  719. …in reply to @sophaskins
    sophaskins airports are such exciting places
  720. On the Design of Women’s Spaces - buff.ly/2etveiq /by maybekatz’s /via NatDudley
  721. Reminded again that there are people we benefit from in tech that we might personally not want to be friends with.
  722. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano 💜 so grateful to you for being both someone we benefit from and a friend 💜
  723. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano 💜💜💜💜💜
  724. …in reply to @crystalvisits
  725. Tours and cabs are expensive and it will cost me $110 to get to and from where I can rent a scooter... so today I will drive a car.
  726. …in reply to @catehstn
    Pretty apprehensive about this tbh but at least people drive on the proper side of the road here.
  727. …in reply to @ecarrion89
    ecarrion89 are you talking about Ireland because Ireland is not part of the uk! Only northern island :)
  728. …in reply to @ecarrion89
    ecarrion89 yes this is the proper way to drive.
  729. …in reply to @CrystalMHuff
    CrystalMHuff "lifelong" with the minor exception of the last decade. Sure.
  730. …in reply to @smiffy
  731. …in reply to @CrystalMHuff
    CrystalMHuff us politics in explicable.
  732. Current status: floating in a hammock in the garden of the sleeping giant. My only concern: I have nfi how to get out of it with grace.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  733. Today's towel.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  734. …in reply to @protectedstatic
  735. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l and also scary
  736. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad ahh I love me a pillow menu. Order one of everything and make yourself a beautiful nest.
  737. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro ahahahhhhaaaa i die
  738. …in reply to @sondersketches
    @bysusanlin omg where is this I need to try these!
  739. This is so interesting, and helpful - What Great Listeners Actually Do - buff.ly/2dNdNby /via orenellenbogen
  740. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler aahhhhhh 😍❣️
  741. …in reply to @sondersketches
    @bysusanlin amazing!!
  742. …in reply to @JessRudder
    JessRudder haha 💜🏝
  743. …in reply to @kronda
    kronda hehe
  744. …in reply to @sophaskins
    sophaskins 💜💜💜💜💜
  745. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar 💜💜💜💜💜 I feel you.
  746. corey_latislaw yikes! SF! Good luck! :)
  747. …in reply to @Aleen
    Aleen woah that is awful :(
  748. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability ahh Mabel 😍
  749. …in reply to @Aleen
    Aleen 💜💜💜💜💜 you can't change providers?
  750. …in reply to @catehstn
    Aleen it is so shocking to me how much career decisions in the us are based on health insurance.
  751. …in reply to @Aleen
  752. I was woken up by birds this morning but kept awake by people in the next hut yelling so this is a nice blend of civilization and nature.
  753. Woah. Unexpectedly honest - The Easy Failure of Professional Male Feminism - buff.ly/2dzwSug /by chrismohney /via dearsarah
  754. Amazing how companies obsessing over not "lowering the bar" for "diversity" happily lower the bar of basic human decency for homogeneity.
  755. …in reply to @catehstn
    I see your Diversity as Performance Art.
  756. …in reply to @queersorceress
  757. …in reply to @undefined
    @snowcrashmike :/
  758. …in reply to @peterseibel
    peterseibel 1) I can't see that too many times! 2) there is a whole THREAD of adorable there! Thank youuuuuu 💜
  759. …in reply to @kronda
    kronda ahhhhhh looks like home 💜
  760. …in reply to @Hagit
    Hagit oh god have you actually heard that one being used?
  761. …in reply to @undefined
    @snowcrashmike most of them tbh :/
  762. Today: bought a Domestic Object, took a mud bath.
  763. This is full of wisdom on time management and focus - buff.ly/2eXv04D /via orenellenbogen
  764. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler I have these amazing pants that look respectable but FEEL LIKE SWEATPANTS and they are amazing.
  765. …in reply to @catehstn
    JillWetzler even better tho is a job where you wfh in day pyjamas
  766. Thanks to this week's sponsor abookapart!! Enter our competition to win lara_hogan's awesome new book on public speaking! techspeakdigest/790864235328864257
  767. What does your hiring process say about your company? - So you're looking to hire? buff.ly/2eHUa1T /by allie_p
  768. Just another day in paradise in my little island hut.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  769. Tried to get into hammock. Flipped over completely. Covered in sand. Much pain. And yes people saw me.
  770. …in reply to @catehstn
    Who knew relaxing was such a dangerous activity.
  771. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda I managed to get into another one that was a bit lower and less tightly strung between the trees. Now I am on floating bed type thing
  772. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda oh very nice. Once I have a home I plan to buy one of those hanging egg chairs.
  773. …in reply to @wiredferret
    wiredferret haha I think I am lounging outside their hut on a less terrifying floaty thing right now.
  774. …in reply to @therealfitz
  775. …in reply to @NicT10
    NicT10 so true.
  776. …in reply to @chrismilt
    chrismilt techspeakdigest chiuki yay! Glad you are enjoying it!
  777. …in reply to @Hagit
  778. …in reply to @evonbuelow
  779. …in reply to @undefined
    @kavbojka 💜
  780. …in reply to @astralbodies
    astralbodies hahaha very true :)
  781. …in reply to @benjamin
  782. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager 😱❣️
  783. …in reply to @stillinbeta
    stillinbeta 💜💜💜💜💜
  784. Something I have been noodling on lately: how do we go from "open" source to "welcome" source?
  785. …in reply to @catehstn
    Codes of conduct (bare minimum), good newbie issues and on boarding... what else?
  786. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille chrisk5000 I still have nightmares about this irl convo.
  787. …in reply to @Aleen
    Aleen ❣️
  788. RT kelleyrobinson: catehstn build a history of welcoming: active outreach, kind maintainers, clear project goals
  789. …in reply to @undefined
    Feministy love it! Happy birthday!
  790. …in reply to @lara_hogan
    lara_hogan oh no! Where are you ?!?
  791. RT wiredferret: catehstn Clear intent. What are you DOING? Why does it MATTER? How can I HELP? So many projects solve problems I can't e…
  792. …in reply to @wiredferret
    wiredferret ooh yes!
  793. …in reply to @rnelson0
    rnelson0 ooh great! Do you have a link to that book?
  794. …in reply to @chrisk5000
    chrisk5000 skamille 😱😱😱😱😱
  795. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit oh that's a good point!
  796. RT Eulerizeit: catehstn A lot of this is figuring out how people learn and enabling it. You need to learn the codebase, learn conventions…
  797. …in reply to @indec
    indec lara_hogan Brooklyn?
  798. …in reply to @rnelson0
    rnelson0 thanks!! :) I will add it to my reading list.
  799. …in reply to @undefined
    @xMiss_Insomnia that's a good point! What are you learning? If you lmk when you are thinking to start in OSS I may be able to help.
  800. Hahahaha I overturned a jetski. Almost stationary. With passenger. Funniest thing! Although now one of my phones is in a bag of rice.
  801. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also best complement from jetski dude: "you look pretty when you go fast" 😎😍🏝 that was before I overturned the other dude tho.
  802. …in reply to @lenazun
    lenazun seems so ;)
  803. …in reply to @therealfitz
  804. This evening: took a mud bath with several live frogs, visited a village for tea & to be an object of curiosity as the white woman engineer.
  805. …in reply to @catehstn
    I think my favourite bit was the response of the woman who adopted me to the guy who suggested he find me a nice Fijian husband.
  806. …in reply to @catehstn
    It was in Fijian so I didn't understand it but it featured the number of men on my new team.
  807. …in reply to @catehstn
    I was like "yes enough men at work I don't need men in my personal life as well."
  808. …in reply to @macgenie
    macgenie the frogs are very cute :)
  809. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad awww owl!! :)
  810. …in reply to @jsin
    jsin the frogs are adorable!!
  811. …in reply to @indec
    indec hahaha good plan!!
  812. …in reply to @aliciatweet
  813. …in reply to @indec
    indec I'm sure you do, Ian! :)
  814. Argh iPhone toast so I ordered a 7 and as the partial functionality of my Android phone annoyed me so much when it's my only.. also a Pixel.
  815. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager I have two solutions they are in the mail.
  816. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also ordered new Mac book pro but thankfully work will pay for that :)
  817. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml you do have a problem.
  818. …in reply to @brianarn
    brianarn Ahh yeah I had the nexus 5 but it's been a bit borked for a while now :/
  819. I looked on a map where I am now and where I will be next Friday and... I am not taking the most direct route.
  820. …in reply to @catehstn
    The next week might be my personal best (should it be worst?) of miles flown.
  821. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords haha good call ;)
  822. …in reply to @ansate
    ansate Geek_Manager oh that is a good idea.
  823. RT sirin_serene: Not every data scientist is a "data scientist guy" or a "he". Please educate your speakers #DataNatives2016 @DataNativesC…
  824. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 "We’re also excited to see what great things you create with all the time you saved not having to write your own mobile editor.” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 photomatt/792102882665299969
  825. …in reply to @cmcluck
    cmcluck congrats on your escape!
  826. Ever notice that when people leave google they talk about working with "smartest" people but never "nicest" "collaborative" or "effective"?
  827. …in reply to @catehstn
    Aside from what we consider to be "smart", raw individual intellect is a poor measure of a good work environment or a functional team.
  828. RT amye: catehstn My feeling now is that I don’t have to be so sharp that I cut everyone on it. It’s more fun to be warm and competent.
  829. …in reply to @amye
    amye YESSSSSSS
  830. RT FunnelFiasco: catehstn I'm not sure you used a sufficient quantity of fire emoji.
  831. …in reply to @FunnelFiasco
    FunnelFiasco that was all I could fit!
  832. RT courtneynash: amye catehstn I learned exactly this after I left Amazon back in the day.
  833. "They are building this culture of avocado brunches and sail boats on the weekend."
  834. …in reply to @ContextSans
  835. Hanging out with an Australian and Indian friend and discussing the proper side of the road to drive on and how weird other countries are.
  836. …in reply to @undefined
    msfionatay yeah :(
  837. …in reply to @KellyShuster
    KellyShuster the hot springs close to the Airport ;)
  838. TFW you learn that the worst manager you ever had is no longer managing people.
  839. …in reply to @catehstn
    This guy did more than anyone else to make me want to leave tech. Four years later, I wonder how much more damage he did to other people.
  840. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l I mean at least he finally realized he shouldn't be managing people lol
  841. …in reply to @ansate
  842. …in reply to @EmilyGorcenski
    EmilyGorcenski yep exactly.
  843. …in reply to @catehstn
    EmilyGorcenski also some resentment because no doubt his career is JUST FUCKING FINE when mine nearly ended because of him.
  844. Why is there no pink pro? All I want is a powerful pink komputor. Now I have to decide between pink and pro. 😱
  845. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l ooh yay I wonder where I had mine sent.
  846. …in reply to @gdinwiddie
    gdinwiddie hahaha
  847. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l macbook!
  848. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson hahaha ;)
  849. …in reply to @undefined
    msfionatay urgh was he ever really managing at all tho?
  850. …in reply to @KellyShuster
    KellyShuster it is :) <3 next time!
  851. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler yeah and also the sadness :(
  852. …in reply to @undefined
  853. 3 years ago I left Sydney and it broke my heart. Finally came back to get to Tuvalu. Had perfect 36 hours in a city that used to be "home".
  854. …in reply to @catehstn
    Maybe next time I will come back out of desire not necessity and not freak out about it for weeks in advance.
  855. RT carvellwallace: 18: black ppl are always right about racism. women are always right about misogyny. don't ever fucking doubt us again.
  856. Galaxy note 7s banned by Thai airways. I am finding the saga of the exploding phones kinda hilarious but I wouldn't want to sit next to one.
  857. This is great from marcprecipice - Management in ten tweets - buff.ly/2f0TRR9
  858. …in reply to @Ni1anj0na
    @ElsiethePM yeah viscerally understanding the effects of terrible managers has def made me a better one.
  859. …in reply to @marcprecipice
    marcprecipice thanks for the wisdom ;) the 1:1 comment especially!!
  860. …in reply to @Ni1anj0na
    @ElsiethePM <3
  861. RT polotek: Turned my earlier tweetstorm into a moment. ⚡️ “It's never "just politics"” twitter.com/i/moments/792583397516333056
  862. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad I went to dtf in Sydney yesterday!! So glad you like it!!
  863. "With a business class ticket you get a free massage." Ahh I am having such a nice day. Delicious breakfast. Swim in outdoor pool. Now this.
  864. …in reply to @amye
    amye and there is a pancake machine! And custard buns!
  865. …in reply to @grepory
    grepory Thai. One of my faves tbh. Flying from BKK.
  866. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml Thai.
  867. …in reply to @grepory
    grepory they do very reasonable paid last minute upgrades but this is a miles flight for me :)
  868. …in reply to @catehstn
    The one cloud on my horizon is there are no BBQ pork buns in the lounge but there are custard buns and a pancake machine. I don't repine.
  869. …in reply to @catehstn
    Cannot wait to get on plane where there will be someone to bring me endless cups of tea as I read novels which is all I want in life tbqh.
  870. …in reply to @grepory
    grepory there is one at the air nz lounge in Sydney also but only at breakfast time.
  871. …in reply to @grepory
    grepory even I have never thought about getting married in an airline lounge but why the hell not!
  872. …in reply to @grepory
    grepory sooooooooooooo fetch
  873. …in reply to @grepory
    grepory your place will be party central
  874. …in reply to @grepory
    grepory jessfraz #goodlifechoices make pancakes have pancakes for a day buy a pancake machine have pancake forever.
  875. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml and really picking on one of the least bizarre aspects too.
  876. Air travel is so amazing. Yesterday I was having brunch in Sydney. This morning I was swimming outside in Bangkok. Now I am cold in the UK.