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January 2017 — 725 tweets

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  1. Today's man in pool asked if I was training for something. I said, "the destruction of brogrammers". He told me about training for iron man.
  2. …in reply to @techiejackie
  3. RT HopeGraceFury: catehstn please tell me you'll take down Iron Men once you're done with the Brogrammers ;-P ✊
  4. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
  5. I'm thinking at midnight I can delete all my email and if anything ever comes back to bite me just say "oh didn't I get to that last year?"
  6. …in reply to @cory_foy
    cory_foy yes I am an adult this is what adults do right? ;)
  7. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit hehehe
  8. …in reply to @JacqGaravente
    JacqGaravente lol :) I am so bad at running though it might be a tie.
  9. …in reply to @jennschiffer
    jennschiffer ❣🦉
  10. …in reply to @sharonw
    sharonw hehehe yay!
  11. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller 💜 good riddence to bad rubbish!!
  12. …in reply to @indec
  13. …in reply to @_mbdr_
    @maruthven yay! :)
  14. …in reply to @undefined
    @snowcrashmike plragde I was actually very restrained and didn't try to beat him at swimming. He said I could probably match his time.
  15. …in reply to @catehstn
    @snowcrashmike plragde he stayed in for like 20 lengths which is far above average.
  16. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability 💜💜💜💜💜so happy we got to hang this year!! Next year with beautiful Mabel 😍
  17. 2016: 16 countries, 7 of them for the first time.
  18. …in reply to @catehstn
    France UK Colombia USA Canada Japan South Korea Portugal Argentina Costa Rica Hungary Tuvalu Fiji Australia Brazil Uruguay
  19. …in reply to @catehstn
    If anyone can guess which seven I hadn't been to before - I will send you a present.
  20. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky close! But no cigar.
  21. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml nearly! But no.
  22. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson YES!!! You get a present!!!!!!
  23. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson I feel very understood and I am excited to buy you an equally understanding present 😍
  24. I had a lot of adventures in 2016, so I made a list of the 12 coolest things I saw. buff.ly/2hmaMgR
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  25. Current status: surrounded by mobile devices, discovering how terrible most mobile experiences are.
  26. …in reply to @catehstn
    So far with instagram I have discovered that sign up with Facebook doesn't work on android, choose photo from twitter doesn't work on iOS.
  27. …in reply to @catehstn
    Photo from twitter works on android but I had to log in again. Omfg.
  28. …in reply to @catehstn
    This button is not a camera, yo.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  29. …in reply to @lindseybieda
    lindseybieda yeah I am just annoyed in general rn lol
  30. …in reply to @rgarner
    rgarner lol!
  31. Idk why "religious freedom" means "freedom to discriminate" but maybe that's just one of many reasons I'm atheist.
  32. …in reply to @kstewart
    kstewart 💜💜💜 so sorry
  33. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml poor life choices dani. Poor life choices. Choose your airline and COMMIT.
  34. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml well it's united so it would be complicated. But at least you chose.
  35. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml that's good you are unnaturally tall
  36. …in reply to @catehstn
    dantoml growing up without sunlight does that to people.
  37. …in reply to @sporkmonger
    sporkmonger freedom of religion is supposed to mean freedom from persecution, and instead it's used to persecute the "other".
  38. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml basically
  39. …in reply to @sporkmonger
    sporkmonger a gvt can only enforce actions, not acceptance anyway. The problem is with the use of these laws not the laws themselves.
  40. …in reply to @catehstn
    sporkmonger to put it another way - isn't it equally ridiculous to sue the government not to be paid to make a cake?
  41. …in reply to @catehstn
    Now I've discovered I can't do what I wanted to on instagram and I don't want it anymore but now I have all these friends on it fml.
  42. RT dantoml: catehstn 😂 it also sent notifications to all your Instagram-using Facebook friends saying you now have an account
  43. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml fuck that noise.
  44. Geek_Manager i did this and the answer was "ghostbusters". Obv, I thought of you. hownottodraw/815242275110391808
  45. 2016: The Year the Internet Became Real - buff.ly/2hCHavP /via @cattsmall
  46. …in reply to @rnelson0
  47. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml 💔
  48. …in reply to @xorhearts
    xorhearts argh social networks haha
  49. …in reply to @undefined
    @cattsmall yeah for sure
  50. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td 💜💜💜💜💜
  51. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td I hope this will be a better year for you babe!!
  52. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td omg that is so exciting!! You are going to be amazing!
  53. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td can I help?
  54. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td do you want to talk about it?
  55. …in reply to @linse
    linse yay!
  56. …in reply to @xorhearts
    xorhearts hahaha yeah :)
  57. Need to order new techspeakdigest stickerz for our new look - does anyone have recs? We're not using stickermule anymore because of CEO.
  58. …in reply to @playgroundscon
    playgroundscon thanks!! Will have a look!!
  59. I keep trying to stop giving people advice but duretti is a terrible enabler.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  60. …in reply to @duretti
    duretti ilu boo 🦉
  61. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda ooh awesome!! What's silk screen? Is that a kind of sticker? Or tshirts?
  62. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda ohhh!! Cool! Well we aren't in a huge rush. Thanks 💜
  63. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability ahhh such a beautiful Mabel!! ❣😍❣
  64. …in reply to @piewords
  65. …in reply to @wndxlori
    wndxlori nice!! Thanks. I think we will try them :)
  66. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson ahhhhhhhh 😍😍😍😍😍
  67. …in reply to @nigelbabu
  68. …in reply to @twbartel
    twbartel jgoldfein is the best
  69. …in reply to @dgarciaMAZ
    dgarciaMAZ thanks for sharing that!
  70. …in reply to @nerdonica
    nerdonica 💜 hope to see you speak again in 2017!! :)
  71. …in reply to @techiejackie
    techiejackie thank you!!
  72. …in reply to @risatrix
    risatrix thanks for sharing that!
  73. …in reply to @maka5
    maka5 thanks for sharing that!
  74. …in reply to @kitchenettekat
    kitchenettekat yes!! I decided to break mine out into separate pieces this year, and really go deep on each.
  75. A story of a guy ignoring problematic activities of his bro, until he couldn't anymore. Worth reading. buff.ly/2iE9KP2 /by eqe
  76. …in reply to @nerdonica
    nerdonica nice! Did you write it up?
  77. …in reply to @kevnroberts
    kevnroberts steve_codes hi you can dm either of us with an email address :)
  78. …in reply to @guicaro
    guicaro ahhh okay
  79. …in reply to @nerdonica
    nerdonica awesome!!
  80. …in reply to @kitchenettekat
    kitchenettekat publishing the first tomorrow
  81. …in reply to @kitchenettekat
    kitchenettekat haha one is writing, another is travel, will do a third about work. Unsure if another.
  82. …in reply to @catehstn
    kitchenettekat I don't feel like I have much to say about life outside of those three which is perhaps telling.
  83. …in reply to @catehstn
    kitchenettekat I did one before about speaking and published that before the end of the year.
  84. …in reply to @kitchenettekat
    kitchenettekat haha :) yes.
  85. …in reply to @kitchenettekat
    kitchenettekat ellenchisa we have this eng manager slack, idk if you two interested but product manager manager prob fits in well too :)
  86. …in reply to @wiredferret
  87. TFW when you return to a place you loved on the last day of your trip and it's horribly disappointing 💔
  88. …in reply to @elstamey
    elstamey food!! Today just the food was bad :(
  89. …in reply to @elstamey
    elstamey def there was an ambiance thing too but mainly the food.
  90. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora that's so gross :(
  91. 😍 Amazing owl pictures! buff.ly/2iZA89F /via lccarson
  92. …in reply to @sailorhg
    sailorhg omg i read that and now i have to watch that movie!
  93. …in reply to @Aleen
    Aleen 💜
  94. …in reply to @zenigel
    zenigel YES! I will send you a present!
  95. RT techspeakdigest: We have contribution guidelines now! Please submit articles/videos to include - including your own! https://t.co/8FnnE…
  96. Does anyone Twitter actually use the Android app? These floating tweets are out of control.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  97. …in reply to @lindseybieda
  98. …in reply to @paix120
    paix120 Twitter I've repro'd it on two devices and it's been happening for months.
  99. …in reply to @ekp
    ekp lindseybieda yep long term trend :/
  100. …in reply to @paix120
    paix120 Twitter I have no idea how to submit bug reports :/
  101. RT juliaferraioli: catehstn Twitter ugh, I get that all the time. So frustrating.
  102. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli Twitter EXACTLY! months and two devices. HOW IS THIS NOT A KNOWN ISSUE?!
  103. RT blprnt: catehstn Twitter I restart the app at least 4 times a day because of this...
  104. …in reply to @blprnt
    blprnt Twitter does that fix it?!
  105. …in reply to @paix120
    paix120 Twitter I only see share, drafts, lists, moments and QR code?
  106. RT rossgrady: This happens to me a lot, & has for a LONG time. I assumed it was a bug with the weird viewport size on my classic Nexus 7.…
  107. …in reply to @ursonate
    ursonate blprnt Twitter woah! mobile or computer?
  108. …in reply to @ursonate
  109. …in reply to @Stammy
    Stammy awesome excited to be able to read the feed on android again.
  110. …in reply to @antislice
    antislice Twitter second device I have repro'd it on.
  111. …in reply to @xd1936
    xd1936 pixel but also happened on my nexus.
  112. …in reply to @lessachu
    lessachu 6.27.1 on a pixel running android 7.1.1.
  113. …in reply to @kxf
  114. Collected up my most popular posts from 2016, and some stats. cate.blog/2017/01/03/2016-in-writing/
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  115. …in reply to @offby1
    offby1 urgh I'm so sorry. I will fix it!
  116. …in reply to @catehstn
    offby1 I think I resolved it - so sorry. I had a look and think it's resolved, but lmk if you still see it because that is super annoying.
  117. …in reply to @catehstn
    offby1 I think it started over the weekend? Is that when you started seeing it or has it been going on longer?
  118. …in reply to @offby1
    offby1 okay I know what that was! Tried a new plugin. If it's not fixed I will just remove. So sorry!
  119. …in reply to @offby1
    offby1 :) thank you!!
  120. …in reply to @benclarkwood
    benclarkwood so exciting!!! Was the raccoon looking very pretty?
  121. RT roidrage: We're hiring a designer to help shape the user experience for hundreds of thousands of developers, come work with us https://…
  122. It's January 4 and I just ate cake for breakfast so yes I would say things are going well.
  123. …in reply to @ashsmash
  124. …in reply to @filipebarcos
  125. At a Peruvian restaurant without ecarrion89 😱 todo es tristeza pero la comida está buen.
  126. My coach had me make list of 40 goals for 2017 so I sent her spreadsheet with sections and the state of things Jan 1. Totally normal, right?
  127. …in reply to @ecarrion89
    ecarrion89 lomo saltado la siempre
  128. …in reply to @ecarrion89
    ecarrion89 me gusta 😍
  129. …in reply to @purpleyay
    purpleyay recursecenter omg exciting!
  130. Err did two white dudes actually write a book on how to mentor women? Lean in wasn't enough for y'all?! jamiefromabc2/816790564117086208
  131. RT EricaJoy: My word. Why ever would they be hesitant to share salary data with anti-discrimination auditors? usatoday.com/story/tech/news/2017/01/04/google-sued-labor-department-over-anti-discrimination-compensation-data/96170296/
  132. …in reply to @catehstn
    There is a legit thing where some men need other men to tell them shit before they listen but we all know that's part of the problem, right?
  133. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also there's a fucking INDUSTRY being built around diversity as performance art and the people getting paid are mostly pale and/or male.
  134. The first half of that might be defining "sponsor" although pro tip dudes mostly just call this "going to work". antislice/816823306582003714
  135. …in reply to @antislice
    antislice sorry I didn't mean it to come across as snarking on your tweet! Was riffing on it because you are right.
  136. …in reply to @antislice
  137. RT susie_dent: If you're crumpsy (grumpy and creased) this morning, I give you the word 'apanthropy': an aversion to people and a desire t…
  138. RT steve_codes: Our 200th member joined the team overnight. When catehstn suggested setting up our own team, I never thought it would gro…
  139. …in reply to @sarahmei
    sarahmei this happens to me sometimes I never know how to react but I do love to be appreciated :/
  140. Things to Figure Out as a New Manager: Part 1, Your Schedule cate.blog/2017/01/05/things-to-figure-out-as-a-new-manager-part-1-your-schedule/
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  141. …in reply to @yashasolutions
    JSavalle lol other topics on my list include "social support" "trust" and "communication"
  142. …in reply to @mhat
    mhat thanks! :)
  143. Being friends mean you always have to say when you're sorry.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  144. …in reply to @rickpock
    rickpock can you please DM me a bit about your role and an email address?
  145. …in reply to @kylehill
    kylehill :) thanks!! Yeah just dm me a bit about your role and your email address
  146. "and you didn't complain?" "Of course not, I'm British. I'm complaining now."
  147. Does anyone know a way around android phone lockdown? My friend's ex bricked the phone he "borrowed". What a scumbag.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  148. …in reply to @indec
    indec hahaha
  149. …in reply to @epsalon
  150. …in reply to @_mbdr_
    @maruthven we complain later but not at the time.
  151. …in reply to @bubbva
    bubbva yes!! You do!!
  152. Tried to convince natashathenomad to go to Montevideo for new year and she said no... then rushed off there 3 days after I returned 😱💔😂🇺🇾
  153. …in reply to @astralbodies
  154. Can't believe it's 2017 and the US is building a wall along the border with Mexico. The Berlin Wall fell in 1989, walls are so passé.
  155. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury ha ha yea!
  156. …in reply to @benclarkwood
    benclarkwood omg raccooooooooon 😍😍😍😍😍
  157. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml yayyyy!!
  158. RT VicenteFoxQue: Trump may ask whoever he wants, but still neither myself nor Mexico are going to pay for his racist monument. Another pr…
  159. …in reply to @natashathenomad
  160. Send message to airbnb host complaining about internet. The internet then insists I move 10ft closer to the router in order to work.
  161. …in reply to @catehstn
    Of all Past Cates and their questionable life choices I feel like "spend three months in Buenos Aires!!" ranks high on the list.
  162. …in reply to @lenazun
    lenazun 💜💜💜💜💜
  163. …in reply to @indec
    indec Withings honestly I would try it.
  164. …in reply to @undefined
    irlnomi hello
  165. …in reply to @indec
    indec yes I thought that about your tweet. Wearables for women is a growing market.
  166. …in reply to @ecarrion89
    ecarrion89 oh no did it not arrive? 💔
  167. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano it's so weird! The numbers say 0/1 but then I tap through and people are there!
  168. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille OMG I LOVE THAT MOVIE. And also the musical,
  169. …in reply to @juliepagano
  170. …in reply to @natashathenomad
  171. …in reply to @jonlives
    jonlives indec so true
  172. …in reply to @jesslynnrose
    jesslynnrose text based computer interactions
  173. RT kwugirl: Figuring out “Remote Work” is Figuring out “Work”: "going to an office every day provides some strong defaults" https://t.co/r…
  174. …in reply to @kwugirl
    kwugirl 💜💜💜 thanks!!
  175. …in reply to @techwraith
    techwraith thanks for sharing that :)
  176. …in reply to @kwugirl
    kwugirl 💜 yes!! Like norms!! It took me a while to notice it too.
  177. US election jarring so jarring. First Bernie, the dude with "potential". Then Trump, the incompetent baffoon who is somehow... competition?
  178. …in reply to @catehstn
    Now, Putin. The malevolent jackass who sets out to destroy for personal gain and as revenge for imagined slights.
  179. …in reply to @catehstn
    The men in this situation are like... increasing extremes in a theatrical production titled, "glass ceiling? What glass ceiling?"
  180. …in reply to @ChgMgmtReview
    ChgMgmtReview thanks for sharing that
  181. …in reply to @AmyVernon
    AmyVernon thanks for sharing that!
  182. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler mattklein123 mipsytipsy chiuki yes for sure. Give the same talk multiple times!!
  183. …in reply to @catehstn
    JillWetzler mattklein123 mipsytipsy chiuki some confs not okay with that but ime most don't care. Also, the talk will evolve+improve.
  184. …in reply to @AmyVernon
  185. …in reply to @didoesdigital
    didoesdigital yay! And thanks for sharing :)
  186. suziesheehy hi!! Finally found your card :) we shared a cab to Budapest airport.
  187. I decided where I wanna eat dinner but I would have to wear clothes that aren't sweat pants and now I'm torn.
  188. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml does that mean get dressed? Or don't eat?
  189. …in reply to @ErinLouise
    ErinLouise life is suffering
  190. …in reply to @EmilyGorcenski
    EmilyGorcenski emma_gras omg that hat is max adorbz
  191. …in reply to @ErinLouise
    ErinLouise that art gallery tho!! It's so great!!
  192. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad I've only been to 1!!
  193. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica therealfitz my reaction to that was "of course, it's summer in Antarctica" but maybe that's a sign I travel too much.
  194. …in reply to @ErinLouise
    ErinLouise no :( sounds awesome tho!!
  195. …in reply to @natashathenomad
  196. RT natashathenomad: catehstn you're clearly not traveling to enough exotic places 😜
  197. Catching up on news and it's like republicans and the fascist elect DGAF about ethics? Complete shocker that one. Came outta NOWHERE!
  198. …in reply to @FunnelFiasco
  199. …in reply to @therealfitz
  200. …in reply to @cy_sha
  201. Do you remember when "I don't watch tv" meant not watching tv and now it means consuming series whole in a weekend but via Netflix.
  202. …in reply to @chen_mingi
    chen_mingi yeah I agree.
  203. Happiness is: a place where they know your breakfast order so you don't have to speak to anyone before consuming it. 😴🥚🍳🥖🍊☕️
  204. A scientist calculated the cost of not being a straight man, and she wants a tax cut buff.ly/2i5eSKG
  205. Listening to One Republic "I Lived" whilst roaming a graveyard on a Sunday afternoon. As you do.
  206. …in reply to @jucachap
    jucachap thanks for sharing that!
  207. RT wwcsf: Looking for a new job or getting ready to look? 👀 catehstn wrote about her Career Coaching Process: j.mp/2hyzFHO
  208. Amazing how the first response to a thread about women in tech is non-US men saying "woah it's so bad in the US but it's not that bad here."
  209. …in reply to @catehstn
    I've worked all over world & trust me it's bad for women in tech everywhere I've been. The type of the badness changes. It never goes away.
  210. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also lmao British men. At uni in the U.K. literally had "token girls" on engineering teams and workplace wasn't noticeably more enlightened.
  211. …in reply to @catehstn
    Latest thread where I saw this but wasn't first, won't be last. Worth reading tho. Reflects my experiences too. alicegoldfuss/818174763608641536
  212. So helpful - How Do Individual Contributors Get Stuck? A Primer buff.ly/2iRRkKY /by skamille
  213. …in reply to @hythloday
  214. RT NeoNacho: catehstn what do you expect from a nation of Nigels
  215. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho so true
  216. …in reply to @undefined
  217. omg I have less that 150 "important" unread emails in my inbox and i am now replying to email from JUNE 2016! 🎉💌
  218. …in reply to @catehstn
    in other words i am getting better at email but the bar was very low
  219. …in reply to @zoonini
    zoonini hahaha this is a big step for me tbh!
  220. …in reply to @OrganizeFISH
    OrganizeFISH do it!! I feel like replying eventually is a nice thing to do.
  221. …in reply to @catehstn
    OrganizeFISH obv replying at the time would be better.
  222. …in reply to @OrganizeFISH
    OrganizeFISH ahh well if people send a personal email I try to reply. Eventually.
  223. …in reply to @brwngrldev
    brwngrldev omg perfect color on you!
  224. …in reply to @OrganizeFISH
    OrganizeFISH ahh yeah I get that. Those same, p much delete delete delete.
  225. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde woah
  226. RT helenhousandi: Programmers refusing to reconsider their words in light of effect over intent is funny when you think about how that wou…
  227. …in reply to @LtGlahn
    LtGlahn gmail, and I mark as unimportant and unsubscribe aggressively so it's mostly not fluff :)
  228. Super excited for this because I've heard great things! And to return to Berlin! 😎🇩🇪 uikonf/818402851802247169
  229. …in reply to @ekurutepe
    ekurutepe griotspeak uikonf :) thanks! I'm excited!!
  230. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury now you have! ;)
  231. Love this - How to Read A Lot - buff.ly/2iWE1eR /by ellenchisa
  232. …in reply to @rjrjr
    rjrjr I don't have much perspective, sorry!
  233. …in reply to @jennychoi
    jennychoi I'm in Buenos Aires :) how are you? Where are you living?
  234. …in reply to @jennychoi
    jennychoi omg!! i'm coming to chicago this month!!
  235. …in reply to @jennychoi
    jennychoi 23rd - 26 or something?
  236. Love this behind the scenes on publishing a book by anna_debenham - buff.ly/2isfdbl
  237. RT TheSmarmyBum: Guy celebrating repeal of Obamacare finds out he’s on Obamacare. Amazing.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  238. Just the latest disaster with this airbnb the toilet starts bubbling and water comes out through the lid during storms. Terrifying, btw.
  239. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also the internet doesn't work.
  240. …in reply to @catehstn
    They should stop renting it as luxury apartment for professionals needing to get shit done and instead offer it as set for horror movies.
  241. …in reply to @catehstn
    In related news I'm going to live in a hotel tomorrow. I'm kinda resenting the response I got from the host suggesting this is unreasonable.
  242. …in reply to @stat_geek
  243. …in reply to @TayDiscus
    TayDiscus :/ I'm with a friend and it's in her name. I don't think she will.
  244. …in reply to @stat_geek
    stat_geek 😱😱😱
  245. …in reply to @dianakimball
    dianakimball starkcoffee omg that's lovely
  246. You will know me by my Bluetooth headphones, which I wear atop my head. Like a crown. 👑
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  247. …in reply to @DanielleSucher
    DanielleSucher hehe that is the "princess" filter too ;)
  248. …in reply to @old_sound
    old_sound LOVED URUGUAY!
  249. …in reply to @old_sound
    old_sound sounds lovely :)
  250. This was creepy AF - 2016: The Movie (Trailer) - buff.ly/2iX5q0c
  251. Omg order this right now! I just finished reading my preview copy and it's AMAZING! skamille/818842827358609408
  252. It's a nice change being the responsible one 😎 natashathenomad/818994567152369664
  253. …in reply to @jennychoi
    jennychoi totally!! Would love to!!
  254. …in reply to @kitchenettekat
  255. …in reply to @kevindway
    kevindway reviewer :)
  256. I never watched the tv series but... it wasn't like this, was it? WHAT HAVE I MISSED?!? therock/818902896267829250
  257. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille i love my pixel
  258. …in reply to @undefined
    felsull omg loved the owl cafe!!
  259. …in reply to @jgoldfein
    jgoldfein !!! ZettaVentures are so lucky to have you 💜
  260. SlackHQ I have 3.11 installed (iOS) and the app won't open. When I tap on it it opens a blank white window, doesn't load, disappears.
  261. …in reply to @catehstn
    SlackHQ I've tried restarting my phone (didn't work) and I REALLY don't want to have to uninstall and log into all my teams again.
  262. …in reply to @SlackHQ
    SlackHQ I don't see slack here?
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  263. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille err it's about the same as my iPhone which is the regular sized one.
  264. …in reply to @piewords
  265. Cute waiter on my breakfast: "everything the same, nothing changed." I'm like "YES breakfast is a reassuring constant in a changing world."
  266. …in reply to @SlackHQ
    SlackHQ ... no! I thought I was going mad because I'm sure I've seen more apps before :/
  267. …in reply to @SlackHQ
    SlackHQ I'll just wait for 3.12 I have a second phone :) but thanks!
  268. This series continues tomorrow with Part 2: social support. In the meantime, here's last week's post, part 1: figuring out your schedule. catehstn/817022948972392452
  269. RT mic: Ira Madison III's Jeff Sessions tweets were politically incorrect. But the right didn't defend him. bit.ly/2j852Mh https:…
  270. RT skamille: *faints*
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  271. …in reply to @EllieOnSoftware
    YitzOfTheBits I don't think I'm the best at job hunting advice (my recent jobs found me) but I wrote this up: cate.blog/2016/11/10/cates-career-coaching-process-aka-a-process-for-finding-your-next-job/
  272. …in reply to @mattmiklic
    mattmiklic you blogged!
  273. …in reply to @justkelly_ok
    justkelly_ok omg you went to ubud!! Such a lovely place :)
  274. …in reply to @justkelly_ok
    justkelly_ok awesome!!! Have fun!!!
  275. Unfortunate typo in "amoral", there. paulg/819137813472051200
  276. …in reply to @undefined
    @cattsmall I wonder if he will block me lol
  277. …in reply to @undefined
    @cattsmall yeah
  278. …in reply to @catehstn
    @cattsmall enough already with the sv exceptionalism
  279. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress dantoml he's saying that people in sv dress badly but have stronger morals than in NYC (probably ref to financial disaster)
  280. …in reply to @undefined
    kamilogorek thanks for sharing it!
  281. …in reply to @kstewart
    kstewart 💜💜💜
  282. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho queersorceress dantoml it's the sharing economy !! Everyone can work for minimum wage with few rights.
  283. RT wiredferret: Notes on being a woman trying to make friends with amazing women: 1) You also have the capacity for amazing. I promise.
  284. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability yesssssss I love her
  285. RT RichieOnTV: Speechless. #Blackish went there. All the awards for for Anthony Anderson and BlackishWriters.
  286. …in reply to @ekp
    ekp KaporCenter KaporCapital exciting!! They are lucky to have you!!
  287. …in reply to @polotek
    polotek my observation on "post racial" is I see white people using it to mean PoC they (grudgingly) respect which... urgh. I cannot.
  288. …in reply to @undefined
    irlnomi me tooooooo I liked that thread. 💜💜💜💜💜
  289. It turns out that government and public office rest on a precarious foundation of the people in them feeling a sense of shame.
  290. …in reply to @catehstn
    Every new revelation the fascist elect is just like "so? Whatcha gonna do" and it turns out the answer is pretty much nothing.
  291. …in reply to @undefined
    felsull excellent owlfie a++
  292. Things to Figure Out as a New Manager: Part 2, Social Support cate.blog/2017/01/12/things-to-figure-out-as-a-new-manager-part-2-social-support/
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  293. …in reply to @aliciability
  294. …in reply to @offby1
    offby1 arrggghhhhhh I'll uninstall the plugin.
  295. …in reply to @catehstn
    offby1 thanks for letting me know!
  296. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy that animal doesn't look as pleased with the situation as you do.
  297. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy also you do look exceptionally pleased
  298. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden lindseybieda omfg it's #notallwhitepeople the tshirt.
  299. Gradually replacing words in my twitter profile with emoji.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  300. …in reply to @GameDadMatt
    DiomadeS super glad you liked it!
  301. …in reply to @franschm
  302. …in reply to @kstewart
    kstewart thanks for sharing that!
  303. …in reply to @FunnelFiasco
    FunnelFiasco it wouldn't allow 🌏🌎🌍 as my location but I figured at this point I am basically a cloud service anyway.
  304. …in reply to @catehstn
    I take back everything I said about Twitter not improving the product.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  305. …in reply to @amye
    amye hehehe
  306. …in reply to @FunnelFiasco
    FunnelFiasco it's true.
  307. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml I did this months ago I'm sure I was ahead of you!
  308. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml 😱
  309. …in reply to @GameDadMatt
    DiomadeS :) aww yeah it's so hard!
  310. …in reply to @quephird
    quephird nice!
  311. …in reply to @jayholler
    jayholler what do you mean"sadly"?! "Awesomely" imo ;)
  312. CAwkward hey! Can you DM me? I love your blog & we'd (wp.com) like to do something for you if you're interested.
  313. …in reply to @astralbodies
    astralbodies you are fully branded there!
  314. We need to talk about what constitutes "good" news in January 2017. glamour.com/story/good-news-not-every-state-is-a-threat-to-your-reproductive-rights
  315. RT kstewart: Things to Figure Out as a New Manager: Part 2, Social Support cate.blog/2017/01/12/things-to-figure-out-as-a-new-manager-part-2-social-support/ via instapaper
  316. Rescued natashathenomad from a cat this evening so I think we can all agree I am an a++ friend.
  317. Today cute waiter told me he was going on vacation and I told him I was going back to Europe.
  318. …in reply to @catehstn
    I didn't ask him to run away with me and continue tending to my needs because I don't know how to say that in Spanish.
  319. …in reply to @catehstn
    "Will you be my Grover" I need to work on my pickup lines even in my native tongue. This is why I will die alone.
  320. …in reply to @catehstn
    Ultimately we all die alone though. So there is that.
  321. …in reply to @catehstn
    This got dark very quickly. Or perhaps in the expected timeframe. Idk.
  322. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress yes I just need a Grover to pet me
  323. …in reply to @cory_foy
    cory_foy so true
  324. …in reply to @turbogrrl
  325. …in reply to @_mbdr_
    @maruthven 🦉
  326. …in reply to @cory_foy
    cory_foy that is terrifying
  327. …in reply to @_mbdr_
    @maruthven it's an owl
  328. …in reply to @anildash
    anildash now I have a 13" pink MacBook basically every bag I have is a laptop bag and OMG LIFECHANGING
  329. …in reply to @catehstn
    anildash but I love my crumpler bags. Cute and sturdy and survive washing machines.
  330. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano 💜💜💜💜💜 you seem very normal to me!
  331. …in reply to @offby1
    offby1 ahhh that didn't fix it did it. I will investigate further. So sorry!!
  332. …in reply to @JBertling
    JBertling jo_miller techspeakdigest hi! We are on a jan break right now but the newsletter will be back soon.
  333. Have you missed techspeakdigest? chiuki & I enjoyed our break & we'll be back when we have sponsors. (If you want to sponsor, holla!)
  334. Had parts of me frozen to -5 degrees this morning by the many armed machine so that was exciting. ❄️☃️
  335. …in reply to @undefined
  336. …in reply to @wiredferret
    wiredferret ahh winter
  337. …in reply to @skamille
  338. …in reply to @jessfraz
    jessfraz skamille yeah I went straight into the laser after this one. Last time it just made me exhausted.
  339. …in reply to @offby1
    offby1 lol I am running out of ideas :/ I'll ask someone at work!
  340. …in reply to @offby1
    offby1 it's on Wordpress so I have a lot of very expert colleagues ;)
  341. …in reply to @catehstn
    offby1 I think it's a plugin interaction :/ I'll have a look in the settings.
  342. …in reply to @offby1
    offby1 💜💜💜💜💜 I will turn off comments if necessary!!
  343. RT nithyaruff: A great place to see speaking opps & get your voice & views heard. catehstn/820243403736760321
  344. …in reply to @endocrimes
  345. …in reply to @qui_oui
    qui_oui thanks for resharing that one ;) a fave of mine!
  346. …in reply to @qui_oui
    qui_oui :) thank you!!
  347. ashedryden excited to see you irl!! Did your birthday present arrive?
  348. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden 🎁💝🐧💜💌
  349. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml shouldwepodcast I TOLD YOU SO
  350. …in reply to @amyngyn
    amyngyn thanks honey!
  351. RT catehstn: Have you missed techspeakdigest? chiuki & I enjoyed our break & we'll be back when we have sponsors. (If you want to sponso…
  352. "What has my life come to when I'm looking forward to an electrocution free day?" ~natashathenomad
  353. "This is our second touristic dance event so I think we are cultural." ~natashathenomad
  354. Took natashathenomad out on a perfect date for our last night together. Got totally drunk. 🍷🍷🍷
  355. danshapiro night time roaming!!!; Also I got drink withiut you!!!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  356. …in reply to @catehstn
    Ahhh my little natashathenomad 😍❣
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  357. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro without me 💔💔💔💔💔 when I only scifi with you 💔💔💔💔💔
  358. RT natashathenomad: Great end to a romantic evening with Cate 😘 #BuenosAires swarmapp.com/c/ewsbIBAyiYv
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  359. …in reply to @ecarrion89
    ecarrion89 hahaha 💜
  360. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  361. …in reply to @amyngyn
    amyngyn aww 😘
  362. …in reply to @SlackHQ
    SlackHQ the app list came back! I tried reset on launch and that didn't work :(
  363. .natashathenomad and I went out flirting this morning. It was very stressful and now I need to leave the country.
  364. TFW you get to the airport and realize your pants are on inside out.
  365. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury natashathenomad yes it was exactly as you imagine ;)
  366. …in reply to @lenazun
    lenazun pants tho!!!!
  367. …in reply to @__dphm
    quelledanielle hahaha omg
  368. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille i only realized because i was tying to put my hands in my pockets and they weren't there 😱
  369. …in reply to @endocrimes
  370. …in reply to @ScribblingOn
    ScribblingOn this was perhaps a new low for me
  371. …in reply to @JessRudder
    JessRudder hahaha
  372. …in reply to @catehstn
    Situation resolved. I am now appropriately dressed for a plane.
  373. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar skamille it's too late now
  374. …in reply to @FunnelFiasco
  375. RT FunnelFiasco: catehstn The requirement for right-side-out clothing depends on the length of the flight.
  376. …in reply to @zenigel
    zenigel no I took them off and put them on again in the bathroom in the lounge
  377. …in reply to @zenigel
    zenigel hahaha
  378. …in reply to @haley
    haley she looks beautiful and sparkly!
  379. RT tryswiftconf: 🚨 Only a few more hours left to get your discounted #tryswiftconf tickets. Don’t miss it!! 🚨 #swiftlang #iosdev https://t…
  380. Plane is taking off. Bye Buenos Aires! It's been real. 🇦🇷✈️
  381. …in reply to @natashathenomad
  382. …in reply to @lccarson
  383. RT flying_squirrel: TFW you always first read TFW as "Total F***ing Win" rather than "That Feel When" catehstn/820699894776115202
  384. …in reply to @flying_squirrel
  385. I am now considerably more familiar with Santiago airport than I would like. I think this is my 8th visit. 4th time in 3 months.
  386. …in reply to @catehstn
    I did buy a nice scarf here on my 6th visit though.
  387. …in reply to @VikashKodati
    VikashKodati hey can you dm me a bit about your role and your email address please?
  388. …in reply to @ecarrion89
    ecarrion89 are you okay honey?
  389. …in reply to @ecarrion89
    ecarrion89 aww 💜💜💜
  390. …in reply to @ecarrion89
    ecarrion89 awww you just need a fluffy hat ☃️
  391. …in reply to @robertcathey
    robertcathey I think that is my most popular tweet of the past week and I don't know how I feel about that.
  392. Landed to news of a "security issue" at the airport. I feel good about visiting this country. 😎🗽🇺🇸
  393. Me: "I want the cutie." Friend: "Is that a sex toy? I'll buy it you as a present."
  394. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar no but I totally would
  395. RT hmason: This is my picture of a museum display. I've seen it retweeted and shared 10 times today. Here's my original post: https://t.co…
  396. …in reply to @0xdaeda1a
    0xdaeda1a stumptuous haha I love it :)
  397. RT LOLGOP: Got it. The GOP has deemed too many Americans having health insurance a bigger crisis than a foreign government meddling in our…
  398. …in reply to @heycojovo
  399. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler you are a super star!
  400. RT stevekinney: Don’t ever talk to me or my son again. /cc buritica && dinosaur_js
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  401. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda I saw one for doing standup that was like 2.50/user/month what the actual fuck. Way too expensive.
  402. Got to meet Don Norman! Totally fangirled and took a selfie.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  403. …in reply to @catehstn
    This is as good as when I got to meet an owl. So exciting.
  404. …in reply to @NatDudley
    NatDudley dying
  405. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros haha !
  406. …in reply to @ecarrion89
    ecarrion89 cookpad_pr are so lucky to work with you!! 😍❣
  407. …in reply to @catehstn
    I am sitting next to Don Norman for dinner. Even better than the owls.
  408. …in reply to @francesc
    francesc MariannaFoos sometimes we'll include that kind of thing!! Is it just the tweet or did you write a blogpost?
  409. "I am not a shopaholic"
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  410. RT DesignLabUCSD: Thank you @bysusanlin for this amazing sketch! We were honored to host the @automattic team and @johnmaeda yesterday at…
  411. RT lccarson: On a not entirely unrelated note, thank you to catehstn for not mailing me a dead animal :)
  412. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson :) you are welcome!
  413. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson yayyyyy I think that makes a great gift 🎁
  414. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille you're in California?! I am in California!
  415. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille I miss you 💔
  416. …in reply to @anthonyrhook
    anthonyrhook mattmiklic well I was SHOCKED. SHOCKED!
  417. …in reply to @Aleen
    Aleen omg dying!
  418. …in reply to @Aleen
    Aleen yeah!
  419. If we must continue evaluating white men on "potential" can we at least also factor in the potential for evil?
  420. Things to Figure Out as a New Manager: Part 3, Communication cate.blog/2017/01/19/things-to-figure-out-as-a-new-manager-part-3-communication/
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  421. …in reply to @kstewart
    kstewart thank you!!💜
  422. …in reply to @xorhearts
    xorhearts @bysusanlin 😘🦉
  423. RT ekp: I just published “Dear jack: It’s Time To Suspend Donald Trump From Twitter” medium.com/p/dear-jack-its-time-to-suspend-donald-trump-from-twitter-14ddbdd3250c
  424. Well today is a good day for fascism, and a bad day for... everyone else 💔
  425. RT natashathenomad: I love travel! Challenges my assumptions every time. People are ultimately the same everywhere - just want to live the…
  426. RT jwilcox79: The Donald Trump that conservatives voted for is an entirely fictitious person they invented in their minds. https://t.co/83…
  427. …in reply to @marcymarcy
  428. …in reply to @marcymarcy
    marcymarcy aww I understand!! I'll hopefully see you Wednesday 😘
  429. Twitter, it's like you don't know me at all.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  430. …in reply to @_SimonRice
  431. …in reply to @zenigel
  432. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller omg cutest
  433. …in reply to @catehstn
    offby1 okay I'm making progress on debugging this and I tried something new... also I can repro it, which makes it easier! Hope this works!
  434. …in reply to @offby1
    offby1 hahaha :) thanks!
  435. In a parallel universe the glass ceiling shattered today. In this one, so much hard faught progress is set to be destroyed instead. 💔🗽
  436. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler so fabulous 😎🦉❣
  437. We are on strike until we figure out sponsorship for 2017 😇💸🎙🦉💌 elioqoshi/822747817215229952
  438. …in reply to @sferik
    sferik i read it and I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT WAS IN THE BOX!!
  439. …in reply to @catehstn
    Honestly we haven't done a great job of talking about this because first we needed a break. But my DMs are open if you are interested.
  440. …in reply to @catehstn
    Now at >3.1K subscribers, w/ an exciting new rebrand. Multiple events credit us w/ increasing speaker diversity. Sponsor @ 350USD/issue.
  441. We're hiring people with expertise testing iOS and Android - come work with me! 😍🦉 buff.ly/2j3I9Ji
  442. …in reply to @catehstn
    We're also looking for sustaining sponsors who share our values of inclusion and give longer term support. DM for details and cost.
  443. …in reply to @nickstenning
    nickstenning part 4 is out next Thursday!!
  444. …in reply to @nickstenning
    nickstenning also thank you :)
  445. …in reply to @nickstenning
  446. RT macgenie: Want to increase the diversity of your customer base? Sponsor techspeakdigest! Writing, editing, outlining tools—an especial…
  447. …in reply to @macgenie
    macgenie techspeakdigest thanks so much! 💜
  448. Just saw a woman with a sign that said "a woman's place is in the resistance" and now I want to be her bff. 😍❣
  449. …in reply to @catehstn
    Holla to everyone who is marching today. Thank you for your resistance 💜
  450. …in reply to @catehstn
    And (consensual) hugs to anyone who for whatever reason can't 💜
  451. …in reply to @xorhearts
  452. I kept walking by people coming to this march and eventually I turned around and came with them.
  453. …in reply to @catehstn
    As I'm a foreign alien in a republican stronghold this might be a very bad idea.
  454. It's 2017. I'm 31 years old. Today I protested in the world's richest country to protect things incl. women's rights to basic healthcare.
  455. …in reply to @catehstn
    If you had told me as a kid growing up in Europe that I would one day feel obliged to do this I would never have believed you.
  456. …in reply to @math_rachel
    math_rachel wscsf omg! Thank you 💜
  457. …in reply to @rmillerwebster
  458. This picture is creepy af and apparently was likely a middle aged man painted as a child so I guess that explains it.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  459. …in reply to @catehstn
    Now I am in a room full of pictures of people praying incl. this sheep and I have some regrets about my life choices.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  460. RT juliepagano: catehstn Is that prayer? The sheep looks like it has been hogtied and is upset. Poor sheep.
  461. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano that's the only way someone would get me praying too.
  462. Something something patriarchy.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  463. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano 😇🦉
  464. …in reply to @catehstn
    Quote on the wall from architect Kahn. "The wish in the fairy tale is the beginning of science." What kind of nonsense is this?!?
  465. …in reply to @catehstn
    "Men came to assemble to touch the spirit of commonness, and I thought that this must be expressive." - wut.
  466. …in reply to @justkelly_ok
  467. …in reply to @xorhearts
    xorhearts signs point to yes
  468. …in reply to @zenigel
    zenigel hahaha yeah that was how I saw it too.
  469. …in reply to @GattaKat
  470. Thought about this point often today. And also all those Bernie bros and their undefinable "bad feelings". christiana1987/822876240310743040
  471. It's about 1:1 secret service to civilian. Omglol. aleciawarrenxo/822949172454141952
  472. …in reply to @mkflint
    mkflint haha :)
  473. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden FundBetterTech no, not sure it's a fit :)
  474. …in reply to @AaronTheBaron
  475. …in reply to @macgenie
  476. …in reply to @dbsmasher
    dbsmasher thanks!!! :)
  477. …in reply to @notmatt
    notmatt thanks!! It was okay :)
  478. …in reply to @xorhearts
  479. RT MCantor: catehstn My favorite sign so far is "Justice is coming and she is PISSED"
  480. …in reply to @changemewtf
    MCantor ooh that is a great sign!!
  481. …in reply to @neurobear
    neurobear handwritten but yeah!! That one is super cool!!
  482. RT neurobear: catehstn was it this?
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  483. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords :) super great
  484. …in reply to @notmatt
    notmatt :) it was like a force pulling me towards it!! Amazing to experience although so sad we have to.
  485. …in reply to @offby1
    offby1 hmm I think I reset it and it sent everything out again although at least... without the comments? :/ sorry!!
  486. …in reply to @jna_sh
  487. …in reply to @offby1
    offby1 💜
  488. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho hahahaha yes
  489. RT Karnythia: White women...you need to get your shit together. You can't tell anybody anything until you do. Because you made this mess.…
  490. I realized a few weeks ago that GOP people had been comparing Obama to fascism and I guess that's why they don't recognize it in their own.
  491. …in reply to @catehstn
    This is the problem when we flippantly throw out remarks from history but we don't know what they ACTUALLY mean. See also: religion.
  492. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar yeah
  493. …in reply to @catehstn
    kartar that American exceptionalism looks so much like nazi exceptionalism's
  494. …in reply to @catehstn
    Unfortunately it's unlikely kids are going to really understand either of these things in a school system presided over by Betsy DeVos.
  495. …in reply to @catehstn
    And make no mistake a controlled education system is necessary to the fascist strategy. Improving education nearly destroyed Iranian gvt.
  496. …in reply to @techevangelista
    lmdragun yeah so bonkers
  497. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar :/ yeah
  498. …in reply to @jeffwatkins
  499. …in reply to @astralbodies
    astralbodies ahaha yeah those things are creepy af. I saw a little cherub jesus statue and 😵
  500. …in reply to @astralbodies
    astralbodies it was horrible.
  501. TIL that emoji support in iPython is not great. Although I might also just be bad at Python.
  502. …in reply to @EitanAdler
    EitanAdler it seems to be eating "'"s, and it's quite hard to read. Going to try xcode.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  503. …in reply to @catehstn
    EitanAdler you can't see in the image but the "'"s sometimes disappear below the computer emoji
  504. …in reply to @EitanAdler
    EitanAdler oh you're right. Could be the terminal. I defined it in an xcode file and c+p'd it in and things seem to be working :)
  505. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress I think it was the terminal? I got it working OK using an xcode file.
  506. …in reply to @benclarkwood
  507. RT techspeakdigest: Thanks to anonymous sustaining sponsor we'll be back Tuesday! 😍 we have some exciting things planned! 💌 subscribe @ ht…
  508. Better art gallery today. These pieces especially are very timely and powerful.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  509. …in reply to @catehstn
    This is called "Madame Curie". I love it.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  510. RT transscribe: I just wish all of the white liberals saying we should talk to Nazis instead of punching them would actually go talk to Na…
  511. …in reply to @polotek
    polotek I punched a white boy who was banging on my door in the dorm in the middle of the night for lols. Somehow that made me the villain.
  512. …in reply to @catehstn
    polotek I jumped out of bed and opened the door and then when he jumped out at me delivered an uppercut. Kickboxing training: it works.
  513. …in reply to @catehstn
    polotek at the time I let people make me feel bad about it but now I think men who think it's a good game to try and terrify sleeping women
  514. …in reply to @catehstn
    polotek deserve what happens when some of those women are woken up braced to defend themselves.
  515. It's different when your nazi's are home grown, is it?
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  516. Little preview of something I've been working on today ;)
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  517. …in reply to @catehstn
    Holla apeatling who recently encouraged me to up my usage of emoji 😱👩🏻‍💻🦉
  518. …in reply to @catehstn
    Someone at work called me "such a millennial" the other day for selfie taking. Wait until they see this... 🤳🏻
  519. …in reply to @benclarkwood
    benclarkwood SO TRUE! The owl is everything.
  520. …in reply to @heycojovo
    c_johnston oh cool!!
  521. …in reply to @funkwit
    funkwit lolsob
  522. RT anarcharaccoon: Lose hope. Take freedom.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  523. …in reply to @lisacrispin
  524. …in reply to @maayanroth
    maayanroth alicegoldfuss dbsmasher haha might be me! Most everything I've written/seen about interviewing here: github.com/catehstn/interview-prep
  525. …in reply to @catehstn
  526. …in reply to @undefined
  527. Brought to you by the same people who would question evolution and climate change so why are we all so surprised? londonoe/823608862364336128
  528. …in reply to @catehstn
    The self serving narrative with little to no basis in reality is the GOP way. Trump just doesn't hide his behind religion or "small gvt".
  529. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille I guess he would know, a recent pope was a hitler youth (can't remember which because I can't tell them apart)
  530. …in reply to @Aleen
    Aleen haha yes but I leave tomorrow 💔
  531. oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  532. …in reply to @catehstn
    I don't actually know who bob hope was but he has a memorial here.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  533. …in reply to @catehstn
    The tourist activities in San Diego largely relate to war and sports.
  534. …in reply to @willsmith
    willsmith I went to two of them! But there was a sports museum too! And another with military jets in front of it.
  535. …in reply to @FugaPericulum
    FugaPericulum ahh that explains the random noise at the memorial :) thanks!
  536. …in reply to @avocadoSuperFan
    @bytemeorg what there's a legoland here? i wish i'd had time to go </3
  537. …in reply to @benclarkwood
    benclarkwood lol not really inclined to eat either of those things but thank you ;)
  538. …in reply to @xorhearts
    xorhearts unclear
  539. …in reply to @benclarkwood
    benclarkwood I super wanted to go to the zoo </3 but plans changed and I spent Sunday working instead. It rained a lot this weekend :(
  540. …in reply to @willsmith
    willsmith hahahaha I went to the art museum. Went to a model train museum in Budapest recently which was p cool. The Mingei does look cool.
  541. …in reply to @benclarkwood
    benclarkwood haha if I ever come back here it will be #1!! :)
  542. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller #scamdiego omg hahahaha your hashtags make me think it was a dog instead?!
  543. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller osgOlivia lol that sounds about scary actually but i would be down to try it.
  544. …in reply to @undefined
  545. Check out the techspeakdigest 2016 Emoji Report! buff.ly/2knLDs4 (will send the first issue of 2017 shortly 😇💌)
  546. …in reply to @undefined
    @briangillooly if you want to include a cfp the best thing to do is file an issue in github :)
  547. …in reply to @catehstn
    Mega thanks to our sustaining sponsors who made all that possible: glowforge Kickstarter and travisci ❣❣❣
  548. …in reply to @marcuscouch
    marcuscouch hey! Sorry to hear that, we're working on it. Happy to have a call w/you & make sure we're tracking everything you've run into?
  549. …in reply to @catehstn
    marcuscouch or my DMs are open, or you can email me Cate AT automattic.com.
  550. …in reply to @PanasaurusRex
    PanasaurusRex didn't make it to the zoo 💔
  551. RT techspeakdigest: First 💌 of 2017! Thanks anonymous internet friend ❣Feat. speaking retrospectives & inspiration from One Direction http…
  552. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml 1) with me 2) usage was questionable
  553. …in reply to @SuzAxtell
  554. Ahhh three hour 8 minutes flight and the man next to me is manspreading so I guess I will be counting every minute. So uncomfortable.
  555. …in reply to @catehstn
    To be fair this seems to be because he's very tall 😱
  556. …in reply to @rachelandrew
    rachelandrew holy shit.
  557. …in reply to @filipebarcos
    filipebarcos I would feel so much more sympathy for him if he wasn't sitting next to me.
  558. …in reply to @_ManojC
    _ManojC hehehe
  559. …in reply to @amye
    amye there's nowhere for me to go!! I'm totally trapped!
  560. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica shit i forgot to pick up salad dressing for this kind of occasion.
  561. …in reply to @endocrimes
  562. …in reply to @jamessasek
    jamessasek hahahaha
  563. …in reply to @filipebarcos
    filipebarcos awwwww see i feel bad for you <3
  564. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica yeah </3 but domestic flight food is nasty anyway!
  565. …in reply to @JessRudder
    JessRudder aww but then my elbow would touch his groin :/
  566. …in reply to @indec
    indec filipebarcos well he's in the middle
  567. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden was it aveda tea? If so that was me.
  568. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden it's okay I wish everyone to refer to me as "cute person" now 😍
  569. …in reply to @catehstn
    ashedryden also you are very welcome! Thanks for all you do!!
  570. I am in a cold and possibly republican place and everyone I'm supposed to spend time with here is sick.
  571. …in reply to @catehstn
    offby1 argh it continues. I am sorry!
  572. …in reply to @offby1
    offby1 Hahaha argghhh
  573. …in reply to @xorhearts
  574. I found some fake news at the store.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  575. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille well when I tweeted that I was at the airport. Now I just have this undefinable feeling of fear that republicans are everywhere.
  576. …in reply to @marcuscouch
    marcuscouch is it self hosted? Do you connect via jetpack?
  577. …in reply to @marcuscouch
    marcuscouch okay please lmk if the reinstall doesn't fix it.
  578. RT skamille: Some things are not "jobs for a person" they're "values for a culture." You can't just hire a person and fix a cultural probl…
  579. On plagiest offsite ever we are having team outings to the drug store. It's definitely a bonding experience, although not the one I planned.
  580. …in reply to @catehstn
    In related news: I think I'm dying. 🤧😷🤒🤕💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊⚱️
  581. …in reply to @osgOlivia
    osgOlivia thanks 💜
  582. …in reply to @krstnfx
    kristinathai omg that is the most amazing picture.
  583. RT kristinathai: catehstn feel better soon! Here’s something to cheer you up
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  584. …in reply to @NatDudley
    NatDudley <3 <3 <3
  585. Part 4, on feedback, is out tomorrow. Thanks for all the positive feedback on this series y'all, it keeps me going 😉❣️ catehstn/822200827842613250
  586. Holy shit America. What did you* do?! * white people including white women omfg.
  587. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
  588. " If you aren’t proactive about making your meetings better, they’ll stay mediocre." buff.ly/2klPnac by the brilliant lara_hogan 💜
  589. …in reply to @astralbodies
  590. How to apply a screen protoector to a tablet perfectly first time. 1. Buy 6 screen protectors. (I think this step is really important).
  591. …in reply to @catehstn
    2. Steam hotel bathroom 3. Put tablet on clean towel 4. Check positioning above wrap 5. Unwrap tablet 6. Spray lightly w/ alcohol cleaner
  592. …in reply to @catehstn
    7. Take film off protector 8. Apply to screen 9. Reposition protector (alcohol spray helps) 10. Push out bubbles 11. Leave to dry
  593. …in reply to @catehstn
    Unfortunately somewhere in this process I turned on accessibility mode and now I can't turn to off or do anything.
  594. "What's the female version of bromance?" "We just call that being friends!"
  595. A totally normal amount of devices amirite?
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  596. …in reply to @jjmiv
    jjmiv yes!
  597. …in reply to @coda
    coda oh forgot to photo my Apple Watch!
  598. Things to Figure Out as a New Manager: Part 4, Feedback buff.ly/2k58uaW
  599. …in reply to @marcuscouch
    marcuscouch awesome! Yeah some gnarly technical details about self hosted that can cause problems. I'm really glad it's working now tho.
  600. …in reply to @catehstn
    marcuscouch just holla if you run into anything else, happy to try and help.
  601. My new #ordcamp bff bethanye ❣🦉💜👭❣
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  602. …in reply to @jewelia
    jewelia bethanye wish you were here!! 💜
  603. …in reply to @benclarkwood
  604. …in reply to @queersorceress
  605. Nice to see one woman speaker out of 9 dotSwift . And by "nice" I mean "really disappointing". dotswift.io/
  606. Women don't need separate events. Organizers just need to do the work. NatashaTheRobot manages >40% women speakers at her events. twostraws/825019306295558144
  607. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml I have a pixel
  608. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml it's new?
  609. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho dantoml I don't!
  610. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  611. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress NeoNacho dantoml Dani's commitment to poor life choices is strong and hard to fight
  612. …in reply to @MalcolmTeas
    MalcolmTeas thank you 😇
  613. Hanging out with buritica who is commenting on weird decisions I made and I'm like... "that's when I was doing my best Cate approximation."
  614. …in reply to @jennschiffer
    jennschiffer so excited to see what you do next 💜
  615. …in reply to @duncan
    duncan are you here?!?
  616. Didn't die of the flu this week so about to facilitate my first unconference session so I am hiding in a corner and silently panicking.
  617. …in reply to @osgOlivia
    osgOlivia no I am at ORDCamp!
  618. …in reply to @xorhearts
  619. …in reply to @duncan
  620. …in reply to @techiejackie
  621. Uber driver listening to radio show where a man is explaining at length why not to pray to Mary & I wonder if the short answer is misogyny.
  622. …in reply to @catehstn
    Lol a man just called in saying "I don't have a question about the Rosery. I have a statement."
  623. …in reply to @catehstn
    Uber driver (dude) weighing in now and I am actually listening to a bunch of men judge and constrain the status of a woman and her labour.
  624. …in reply to @catehstn
    I am very atheist and I'm still appalled by the way these men talk about this woman. They need a feminist to explain some things! Stat!
  625. "I wasn't yelling I was middle aged white maling." ~willsmith
  626. …in reply to @polotek
    polotek 💜💜💜💜💜
  627. #acheivementunlocked got to give ashedryden a "just say no to thankless emotional labour" sticker ❣ ashedryden/825531995392458752
  628. "I don't know how my life would be improved if I had an owl." ~deanputney saying the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.
  629. I stayed up all night and I never do that but it was amazing. 2nd #ordcamp best #ordcamp - thanks to everyone who made it magic ❣🦉🌟💥💫
  630. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz I did!!!
  631. My adored skamille wasn't here this year but she sent me a new friend 😍
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  632. Shitty 3G meant I didn't send WTHIC befor takeoff so I paid for in flight wifi... still cheaper than stamps. 🙈🏙💌📬📮💳📱
  633. RT BeLeaderly: “If you get to know who people are, then a lot of things will make sense.” — catehstn ow.ly/5pxn303LzjN https://t.co…
  634. …in reply to @sayahillman
    sayahillman yesssss!!! Love love loved your session!! 💜
  635. Woman sat next to me on plane says "you must fly as a pastime then" and I'm like 🙄😂😇
  636. …in reply to @catehstn
    I have some regrets about food yesterday. Specifically: not really eating any.
  637. …in reply to @catehstn
    I've never felt like I was going to faint whilst sitting down before.
  638. …in reply to @sayahillman
    sayahillman oh no! But maybe I should!!
  639. 💔🇪🇺
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  640. RT CSSConf: One of the best CSS developers in the world is Lebanese. We won't be having a CSSConf 2017 if she can't come.
  641. RT jonnywaistcoat: Two punches. Two punches and you have them questioning if they can be public Nazis and admitting that if they can't the…
  642. I think that the Muslim ban means that if you ask someone to travel to the US you are de facto asking them two questions.
  643. …in reply to @catehstn
    1) if they are Muslim 2) if they were born in a specific place.
  644. …in reply to @catehstn
    If these are not questions you would ask directly (which they shouldn't be), you probably shouldn't ask them implicitly, either.
  645. …in reply to @catehstn
    Note: asking US employees (on visas and incl green card holders) to leave the US for work is also an implicit asking of these questions.
  646. …in reply to @catehstn
    Basically any kind of travel involving US has become super loaded with inappropriate questions and I hope your HR people are handling it.
  647. …in reply to @catehstn
    Ofc this ban is inhumane but since tech cos mainly seem to not gaf about that perhaps we should raise the practical questions too.
  648. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
    LittleMxSurly hey honey I am glad you are going to be safer 💜 lmk if I can help at all 💜💜💜
  649. RT NeoNacho: catehstn also involves mere transit through US which I didn’t even realize at first 😱
  650. …in reply to @xander76
    xander76 yeah I don't think we can pretend to ignore those anymore. The selective application of rules was always bad, now the rules are.
  651. RT cypheroftyr: I keep wanting to say something about how awful things are under the Tr**p regime but it gets worse before I can get my th…
  652. RT pilky: Donald Trump claims 1.5 million people were at his inauguration 1.5 million actual people say he's a twat petition.parliament.uk/petitions/171928
  653. A man started mansplaining mansplaining to me as a joke and I was like "no really please explain this, I need to understand."
  654. RT KimKardashian: Statistics
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  655. …in reply to @_mbdr_
    @maruthven I was actually serious and do want to know.
  656. …in reply to @dberkholz
    dberkholz more interested in motivation and perceived benefits.
  657. It's nearly 7am and I'm starting on my 8th cup of tea so the transition from CST to cate-unstandard-time has really been seamless.
  658. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also at the point of the mobile-offsite-plague where everything I eat makes me sick so things are going real well over here.
  659. …in reply to @willsmith
    willsmith ahhhhhhh but it was wonderful and so good to see you for our annual game.
  660. …in reply to @lenazun
    lenazun 💜
  661. …in reply to @JillWetzler
  662. RT JillWetzler: catehstn and then he was like "well actually, everything I know about mansplaining I learned from women"?
  663. …in reply to @dberkholz
    dberkholz hmm I can see that.
  664. …in reply to @willsmith
    willsmith hahaha I think I actually liked being a replicant.
  665. …in reply to @jesslynnrose
    jesslynnrose yes pls
  666. I need one of my SFO based friends to verify this pig at airport situation, fascinating - buff.ly/2kJzURx
  667. RT williampietri: catehstn Wow! It's on the official airport site and everything. I'll definitely look next I'm there. https://t.co/aIi7n…
  668. …in reply to @williampietri
    williampietri amazing!!
  669. RT techspeakdigest: Thanks twilio ❣feat. guidelines for successful proposal, how to become a speaker, and the practical implications of t…
  670. RT techspeakdigest: We're donating sponsorship for this issue to splcenter. catehstn & chiuki both matched personally. Over $1K. We enc…
  671. RT techspeakdigest: We love you, Jill! 😍❣🦉 jillwetzler/826466404379430912
  672. RT flaxenhaircynic: Check out the techspeakdigest 2016 emoji report! cate.blog/2017/01/24/technically-speaking-2016-emoji-report/ I do <3 all of the emojis!!!
  673. …in reply to @flaxenhaircynic
    flaxenhaircynic techspeakdigest yay!! So glad you like it!!
  674. …in reply to @AmyVernon
    AmyVernon thanks for sharing that!!💜
  675. …in reply to @catherinebuk
    catherinebuk super happy you like it!
  676. …in reply to @kstewart
  677. …in reply to @RogalaDominika
  678. …in reply to @zoonini
  679. …in reply to @lorifraleigh
    lorifraleigh techspeakdigest :) thanks for sharing it!
  680. …in reply to @AmyVernon
    AmyVernon so appreciate you sharing all these
  681. …in reply to @HeyVP7
    iamvp7 techspeakdigest thanks for sharing that!
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  683. …in reply to @marcgg
    marcgg thanks for sharing that
  684. …in reply to @spamoir
    spamoir thanks for sharing that!
  685. …in reply to @ckeithray
    ckeithray thanks for sharing that 💜
  686. …in reply to @jzinsch
    jzinsch thanks for sharing that :)
  687. …in reply to @kstewart
    kstewart so appreciate you sharing all of these!!
  688. …in reply to @robfreudenreich
    robfreudenreich thanks for sharing that!
  689. …in reply to @twbartel
    twbartel thanks for sharing that!
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    ManoMarks thanks for sharing that!
  691. …in reply to @leadlearnerfeed
    leadlearnerfeed thanks for sharing that!
  692. …in reply to @philipbrown
    philipbrown thanks for sharing that 💜
  693. …in reply to @MarcialC
    MarcialC thanks for sharing that
  694. …in reply to @flaxenhaircynic
    flaxenhaircynic techspeakdigest haha I think we can arrange that
  695. …in reply to @spamoir
    spamoir aww! So happy you like them!
  696. RT JamilahLemieux: Being American right now feels like I'm in an UberPool and the other passenger just robbed a bank. Like, I do not deser…
  697. This game was intense!! I quite liked being a replicant tho. tommygents/826187558476509185
  698. …in reply to @mrb_bk
    mrb_bk 💜💜💜💜💜 thinking of you 💜💜💜💜💜
  699. Drank 16 cups of tea today. I'm still sick so I have to revisit my theory that you can disinfect yourself like that. Skin looks great tho. 🤒
  700. …in reply to @flaxenhaircynic
    flaxenhaircynic techspeakdigest 🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉 no owls are the best 🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉💜💜🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉💜🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉
  701. …in reply to @d6
    d6 thank you! Me too :)
  702. …in reply to @spikebrehm
    spikebrehm ahhh is this where I have been going wrong ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️
  703. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml I ate food too
  704. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli holy shit
  705. …in reply to @stevebennett
    steve_codes I love Simplenote!! :) use it constantly.
  706. …in reply to @osgOlivia
    osgOlivia thanks 💜
  707. …in reply to @ElGrowZone
    ElGrowZone no I drank it during the day 😇☕️
  708. …in reply to @ElGrowZone
    ElGrowZone I need to feel better before the full moon 🌕
  709. …in reply to @ElGrowZone
    ElGrowZone 🌹🌕⭐️☕️ thank you!
  710. …in reply to @kstewart
    kstewart 💜💜💜 met someone from nodesource at the weekend!
  711. …in reply to @MarcialC
  712. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli aww yeah I feel you
  713. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli hehehe 🦉🤖
  714. …in reply to @kstewart
    kstewart errr he had an Aussie gf called Sarah? Sally?
  715. …in reply to @kstewart
    kstewart sounds right :)
  716. …in reply to @kstewart
    kstewart tmpvar NodeSource haha mainly I stood there as he and buritica met.
  717. …in reply to @kstewart
    kstewart tmpvar NodeSource buritica and I was like "Kevin! He's really cool! He's on my list of men in tech I don't hate!"
  718. …in reply to @kstewart
    kstewart tmpvar buritica no one has been removed from the list yet, not even you 😂😍
  719. …in reply to @tmpvar
    tmpvar kstewart NodeSource buritica haha you were fine :)
  720. …in reply to @AndyDavies