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May 2017 — 977 tweets

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  1. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l 💜🌟💜
  2. …in reply to @undefined
    MoisheL skamille Ahh such a beautiful hedgie.
  3. …in reply to @agisilaosts
    agisilaosts Wow! That's great!
  4. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml segiddins Brogrammers.
  5. DYING! 😂 Trump Just Whined About His Hard Job. Bush’s Speechwriter’s Response Is EPIC occupydemocrats.com/2017/04/28/trump-just-whined-hard-job-bushs-speechwriters-response-epic/
  6. This is beautiful, so moving. My Father Spent 30 Years in Prison, And I Don't Want Him to Text Me refinery29.com/2017/04/152179/my-father-spent-30-years-in-prison-i-dont-want-him-to-text-me /by iSmashFizzle
  7. I ordered some kind of device that is going to tell me when I'm stressed. Think the answer is "ALL THE TIME" but I'm open to being wrong.
  8. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress It's called a "spire"
  9. …in reply to @undefined
    @fdevillamil Haha can I offer myself as a beta tester?
  10. …in reply to @percysnoodle
    percysnoodle Lol 😂
  11. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden To repeat something you said to me two days ago: WHY ARE MEN?!
  12. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager Just going to die laughing of the thought of you with a tiny husband. He would have to be so well behaved! 😂💋❣
  13. RT jendziura: I just heard the term "broflake" and I think this is gonna change my life
  14. …in reply to @wirehead2501
    wirehead2501 😂🌟💜
  15. …in reply to @jchodoriwsky
    jchodoriwsky r343l Owlsome haha
  16. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli JillWetzler No trouble at all happy to repeat at any time 💋❣
  17. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury Haha smaller and clips to your bra strap?
  18. RT sincerelylew: I hate all of you who voted for him. Hate you all. thehill/859095997972193280
  19. “I am a believer in remembering rather than commemorating.” noelturnbull.com/blog/anzac-day-2017-at-port-melbourne/ /via kartar
  20. …in reply to @wirehead2501
    wirehead2501 aww yay!! I shouldlook at those too.
  21. …in reply to @wirehead2501
    wirehead2501 have you read "blood bones and butter"? i don't like cooking but I LOVED that book!
  22. As is my wont, I'll be talking about raccoons. Specifically: how to run an effective team of mobile raccoons. Come! 2017.theleaddeveloper.com/
  23. RT iamthomasbishop: Do you blog/write often on mobile devices? What’s your favorite app/service?
  24. Think about how this likely turned into performance feedback and promotions and then tell me there's no pay gap. triketora/859443960644857856
  25. …in reply to @catehstn
    Actually don't ever tell me there's no pay gap because I will cut you.
  26. …in reply to @dontgetcaught
    dontgetcaught techspeakdigest chiuki I was a little worried you would include "there are no videos on the internet" when I saw the title.
  27. RT juliepagano: And I will set you on fire. AN ENTIRE GANG OF WOMEN WILL ATTACK YOU. mwahahahahaha catehstn/859511843261382656
  28. …in reply to @authenticjames
    @Jen77green That sounds awful :( 💜
  29. …in reply to @undefined
    @fdevillamil That juice thing got funded so I don't see why this idea won't!
  30. …in reply to @cduncs42
  31. …in reply to @dontgetcaught
    dontgetcaught techspeakdigest chiuki But sometimes it's TRUE!
  32. RT crudfish44: DOG LESSON 5/2: Be careful in your hairpiece selection. #dogsoftwitter #dogs
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  33. …in reply to @undefined
    @xMiss_Insomnia It's not a kick it's a way of life 🐼😇💜
  34. …in reply to @undefined
    @xMiss_Insomnia Oooooohhhh!!! Thank you!!!
  35. …in reply to @lanettecream
  36. …in reply to @wirehead2501
    wirehead2501 Ooh cool! I can read it in paris.
  37. Whilst complaining I'm 32 tomorrow will probably die any day now I choked on a multi-v. maximeb says "maybe you should drink juice instead"
  38. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords maximeb Haha 💜
  39. …in reply to @johnmaeda
  40. …in reply to @rbtcollins
    rbtcollins maximeb Wow. That turned even darker very fast.
  41. RT johnmaeda: Newsletter by chiuki catehstn shares tactical tips on creating more space for speakers that we might not hear. https://t.c…
  42. Migrating FROM Jekyll TO WordPress because what muppet would really run a blog in a container - fancybeans.com/2017/04/30/migrated-the-site-again/
  43. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l 😛
  44. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l Lol
  45. …in reply to @drpotter
    drpotter Ahh good to know!
  46. So much love to all my friends Etsy 💜
  47. Okay bear with me whilst I have some Feels about Lists.
  48. …in reply to @catehstn
    Lists are a conscious raising PR exercise. Nothing more. It's not news that women are fully 50% of the population.
  49. …in reply to @catehstn
    The only list that my name was on that impacted my life in a meaningful way was a list of 👾🐊 harassment targets. Note: not a good way.
  50. …in reply to @catehstn
    The danger of a list that endeavours to be "comprehensive" is of course, it can't be. The more people you include, the more you leave out.
  51. …in reply to @catehstn
    We think in tech attention is a valuable metric. It's not. But hard not to feel that it is. Only *some* attention is *a little* valuable.
  52. …in reply to @catehstn
    "Diversity" attention is at best worthless and at worst harmful. The only valuable attention is the attention paid to work/impact.
  53. …in reply to @catehstn
    It's easy to conflate the two. I write about inclusivity and attention to that has (some) value. Lower than the value of me being "diverse".
  54. …in reply to @catehstn
    But the thing that has the best career impact for me is attention on my actual technical work. Sometimes I feel diversity stuff hides that.
  55. …in reply to @catehstn
    Like I'm a "woman in tech" and no mention of what I actually do all day every day (I wonder how many of you know what that is?)
  56. …in reply to @catehstn
    Anyway if I'm on some list by virtue of being a woman in a field with few women, and a few people have heard of me. Doesn't mean shit.
  57. …in reply to @catehstn
    & if you're not, it doesn't say anything about you either. I'm sure what you do is valuable, I'm sure you have interesting things to say.
  58. …in reply to @catehstn
    The amount of attention we receive does not define us. What is more important is who we are and what we do.
  59. …in reply to @stillinbeta
    stillinbeta 💜💜💜💜💜💋
  60. …in reply to @DrLucyRogers
    DrLucyRogers Close. I run a 26 person engineering team.
  61. …in reply to @wirehead2501
    wirehead2501 Yeah :/
  62. RT wirehead2501: catehstn ohgod just realized these lists are just another way to position women as existing solely for the gaze of the o…
  63. …in reply to @lvdeason
  64. …in reply to @DrLucyRogers
    DrLucyRogers It's like tweeting but with slack.
  65. …in reply to @wirehead2501
    wirehead2501 YES EXACTLY and having to meet some unknown criteria for inclusion
  66. …in reply to @DrLucyRogers
  67. …in reply to @wirehead2501
  68. …in reply to @wirehead2501
    wirehead2501 Yep. Same here.
  69. …in reply to @wirehead2501
  70. …in reply to @LiaSae
    LiaSae 💜
  71. …in reply to @bexmakesgames
    bexinterrobang Yeah I know some people use them that way. I think if women got more recognition outside of being women that would also work tho ;)
  72. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l 💜🌟💜
  73. So it seems I'm right most of you have no idea what I do all day but that's okay most of my colleagues don't know about my internet persona. catehstn/859854771330711553
  74. Hi I'm in Italy 🇮🇹 and it's my birthday 🎂
  75. …in reply to @brwngrldev
    brwngrldev techspeakdigest You are such a super star!! Well deserved :)
  76. …in reply to @FunnelFiasco
    FunnelFiasco Hahahaha 💜
  77. …in reply to @misslynsey
    misslynsey Thank youuuuu 💜
  78. …in reply to @PeterLawrey
    PeterLawrey Thank you!!
  79. …in reply to @mordzuber
    mordzuber Thank you!
  80. …in reply to @louislhansen
    louislhansen 💜 thanks!!
  81. …in reply to @Singsalad
  82. …in reply to @wirehead2501
    wirehead2501 Thank you! 💜🌟❣
  83. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille Thank youuuuuu remember our dinner last year I miss you 💔💋
  84. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also I left behind my work computer and tablet. I am DISCONNECTED!!!
  85. …in reply to @Singsalad
    Singsalad Ahh what will you do with them? Launch a bid for world domination? Travel to an exotic destination? Fall in love?!
  86. …in reply to @brwngrldev
  87. …in reply to @N4td
    N4td 💜💜💜💜💜
  88. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson Haha one MacBook one iPad two phones!!
  89. RT lccarson: catehstn Happy birthday! So, you've disconnected from the work computer but tell all. What hardware are you still toting?
  90. …in reply to @DavidKnuth3
  91. …in reply to @bexmakesgames
  92. …in reply to @Singsalad
    Singsalad I believe in you!
  93. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky 💜💋
  94. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky 💜 I will be with natashathenomad it will be wonderful! 💜
  95. …in reply to @drpotter
    drpotter Just from work I left astralbodies in charge so hopefully no one gets stabbed.
  96. …in reply to @kurko
    kurko 💜💜💜
  97. I found him like this 🐥
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  98. …in reply to @ecila
    ecila Thank you!!
  99. …in reply to @karmatosed
    karmatosed 💜💜💜
  100. …in reply to @jeffwatkins
    jeffwatkins Thanks!
  101. …in reply to @comay
    comay 💜
  102. …in reply to @astralbodies
    astralbodies drpotter What was the LAST thing I said to you before shutting my laptop?!
  103. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli Ahh such a beautiful hedgieeeeee
  104. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
  105. …in reply to @williampietri
    williampietri Omg! So close tbh was a late flight.
  106. …in reply to @linse
    linse 💜
  107. …in reply to @undefined
    @dirrrtydeeds 💋
  108. …in reply to @nwreg
    nwreg There will definitely be cake!!
  109. …in reply to @wirehead2501
    wirehead2501 KuraFire Yeah I agree :)
  110. …in reply to @coryannj
  111. …in reply to @crystalvisits
    crystalvisits Ooh love shanghai!! Hi!! Thanks!!
  112. …in reply to @jamiestrachan
  113. …in reply to @benclarkwood
  114. …in reply to @DanielleSucher
    DanielleSucher 💜💜💜
  115. RT benclarkwood: catehstn happy birthday! Thank you for being the little voice in my head that always makes me write tests!
  116. …in reply to @benclarkwood
    benclarkwood Omg actually lol'd but that's awesome :)
  117. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros Gracias amigo!
  118. …in reply to @AndyDavies
  119. …in reply to @_powpow_
    _powpow_ Thank you!!
  120. …in reply to @anaulin
    anaulin 💜
  121. …in reply to @KuraFire
  122. …in reply to @mel_reams
    mel_reams Ahhhhh I love it!!
  123. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage 💜💜💜💜🌟 thank youuuuu!!
  124. The guy gave me a nice big 🔪 but I think he regretted it because as soon as I put it down he took it away from me.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  125. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury 💜💜
  126. Art museum with natashathenomad "I get to hear your tweets irl" Me: "this is a room of naked women moping" Museum staff: look unimpressed.
  127. RT plragde: catehstn Perhaps he has read your Twitter feed.
  128. Running an Effective Mobile Team, Part 4: Building Connections cate.blog/2017/05/04/running-an-effective-mobile-team-part-4-building-connections/
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  129. …in reply to @astralbodies
    astralbodies drpotter Other people were present Aaron. I have witnesses!!
  130. .natashathenomad's solution to second hand smoke.
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  131. RT BirdPerHour: #birdbot
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  132. RT vaidehijoshi: In my ~3 years in tech, I've seen one narrative repeatedly: male teammates who don't acknowledge the contributions + meri…
  133. …in reply to @dontgetcaught
  134. RT BirdPerHour: #birdbot
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  135. …in reply to @FunnelFiasco
    FunnelFiasco Thank you!
  136. Baby ducks!!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  137. "But they can swim why do they need a paddle? To beat people?" ~natashathenomad
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  138. 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
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  139. Feel so lucky to spend my birthday with my adored natashathenomad in Milan!! We are in our second art museum of the day! 🐥🌟❣💋🇮🇹
  140. Things are escalating. Natasha is on my cellphone plan now. natashathenomad/860152882326372353
  141. …in reply to @ashleynh
  142. Imagine being in here whilst high 🌿👀🤖
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  143. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora Design museum in Milan.
  144. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit Well I'm not in Seattle any more.
  145. "In a world whose imagination of wealth is rooted in the free labor of others…"
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  146. …in reply to @baconandcoconut
    baconandcoconut Thank you!
  147. …in reply to @aliciability
    aliciability 😍 omg Mabel!! And you aren't late at all!! Thank you!!
  148. …in reply to @avocadoSuperFan
    @bytemeorg natashathenomad Thank youuuu
  149. …in reply to @jchodoriwsky
  150. Chocolate ginger ice cream: perfect desert to end a perfect day! 🍫🍨💜
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  151. …in reply to @semiotic_pirate
  152. …in reply to @NGC_3572
    NGC_3572 Haha it's pretty chilly!! Kinda like that tho! Lisbon has been p hot :)
  153. …in reply to @authenticjames
    @Jen77green Thanks 💜
  154. It's possible this stress rock is onto something.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  155. …in reply to @catehstn
    Before writing the angsty message I was reading about the inhumanity of the republicans. Seriously what kind of people do that?!
  156. So the GOP are just the patriarchy as a politicial party? And really fucking nasty about it too? Asking as a foreigner trying to understand.
  157. RT teddygoff: Been thinking about it all day, and I'm not sure I can concoct a crueler policy than letting insurers charge a woman extra f…
  158. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l I mean I just set it up and immediately started reading twitter so
  159. …in reply to @Aleen
    Aleen 🔥🔥🔥
  160. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l It did tell me I experienced 5 minutes of calm
  161. …in reply to @semiotic_pirate
  162. …in reply to @SubjectOriented
  163. …in reply to @niais
    niais I am worried about what this thing will do to my already fragile self esteem.
  164. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l It's like you know me or something
  165. …in reply to @catehstn
    r343l I'm just playing to my strengths
  166. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l 💜
  167. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz Thank youuu :)
  168. …in reply to @xorhearts
    xorhearts It's disgusting.
  169. …in reply to @undefined
    @dirrrtydeeds In processing! With meerkats!!
  170. …in reply to @sebsogamoso
    sebasoga Thanks honey!! :)
  171. …in reply to @sashamace
    sashamace The world is super horrible right now :(
  172. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda kris__nova Common usage for "manchild" is to prefix with "worthless".
  173. …in reply to @catehstn
    jbeda kris__nova Looking at my blog title again I see this is true for most man- words.
  174. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro That 🌈 is mostly ☁️ very Seattle
  175. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy Yay!! Go you!
  176. …in reply to @kstewart
    kstewart instapaper 💜💜💜
  177. I'm hearing that some people who subscribe to WTHIC have not been getting letters. I am still sending them! Trying to fix this :(
  178. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho What even is this thing?!?
  179. RT NeoNacho: catehstn They end up in Gmail’s Newsletter inbox for me, maybe people don’t look there? 🔍
  180. RT NeoNacho: catehstn Actually it’s called “Promotions” apparently 😱
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  181. RT NeoNacho: catehstn I mean it could be seen as promoting excessive air travel ✈️✈️✈️
  182. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  183. …in reply to @catehstn
    Just 1) remembered everywhere I was this year 2) sent each letter to natashathenomad because she loved wthic more than anyone 💋😍💌
  184. Being in Milan makes me simultaneously feel desire and intimidated to shop.
  185. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden Oh I feel you on the terrible cycles. I *think* or perhaps just hope I am exiting one right now...
  186. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
  187. …in reply to @xorhearts
    xorhearts 💜 so true.
  188. Headless 90s fashion.
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  189. …in reply to @lanettecream
  190. …in reply to @willsmith
    willsmith Yeah!
  191. …in reply to @catehstn
    High fashion and the male gaze.
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  192. …in reply to @catehstn
    willsmith Looking closely irl a lot of it is custom built per dress in the colour of the dress. The display is super impressive.
  193. …in reply to @kaydacode
    @kimberlypilbeam Not in the Armani museum!
  194. …in reply to @willsmith
    willsmith Ooh wow that sounds super cool!
  195. …in reply to @willsmith
    willsmith Ooh nice!
  196. …in reply to @catehstn
    Coordinate your outfits.
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  197. …in reply to @kaydacode
    @kimberlypilbeam Yeah it's a cool museum!!
  198. Branded sugar.
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  199. …in reply to @NGC_3572
    NGC_3572 No I don't go in religious buildinfs
  200. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros But mainly the bacon chocolate. I know.
  201. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury I love that coat and dress combo. A lot - vintage high fashion.
  202. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury Your own and those of everyone close to you!
  203. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury Haha please don't hurt yourself!! 💜
  204. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros 💜💜💜
  205. Kandinsky'a first abstract 😍💜
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  206. …in reply to @polotek
    polotek Can't wait to see the video!!
  207. …in reply to @mekkaokereke
  208. If I hadn't bought myself a stress rock that vibrates and tells me I'm tense every time I start reading twitter... I could have got this.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  209. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden It's called a "spire"
  210. …in reply to @undefined
    irlnomi "Spire"
  211. …in reply to @undefined
    irlnomi Unclear although it does distract me from reading twitter p effectively
  212. RT EricaJoy: Open Silicon Valley secret: women are over represented in "junior" engineering roles. ronalddotgl/860538230332153857
  213. …in reply to @catehstn
    This is consistently reproducable. I have spent $150 on a thing to wear on my bra strap and vibrate when I start reading twitter.
  214. …in reply to @sarahmei
    sarahmei This is why my job title is emoji.
  215. …in reply to @catehstn
    Me: continues to read twitter. Stress rock: vibrates some more. I KNOW I'M TENSE stress rock. I'm reading twitter and the world is ending.
  216. …in reply to @catehstn
    It just vibrated again.
  217. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l It doesn't give me twitter notifications :)
  218. Famous Speech Friday: Hawaii Rep. Fukumoto at the Women's March eloquentwoman.blogspot.com/2017/05/famous-speech-friday-hawaii-rep.html /by dontgetcaught
  219. …in reply to @wobher
    wobher Wow!!
  220. …in reply to @BuffyBot2000
    anitasarkeesian Ahhhhh so excited!! Well done!!
  221. …in reply to @ecarrion89
    ecarrion89 Ahh sleeping is so good!!
  222. …in reply to @ecarrion89
    ecarrion89 I don't like it.
  223. *makes plan for being more settled* A week passes. "Ah well this is a good reason to move back to Colombia"
  224. …in reply to @monica_farrell
    monica_farrell It's called a spire.
  225. …in reply to @amye
    amye Haha well i am just here until Sunday :)
  226. …in reply to @DavidKnuth3
  227. …in reply to @sailorhg
    sailorhg Wow that's a rubbish choice. If you want to switch to WP I can help 💜
  228. The stress rock report. Note: yesterday was a vacation day.
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  229. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury Hahaha it's p much iff twitter.isOpen()
  230. …in reply to @jeherve
    jeherve Kinda interested to see what it shows when I'm not on vacay :) not sure yet!
  231. I am in a cage!
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  232. …in reply to @jeherve
    jeherve 💜 for sure!!
  233. These are pretty amazing. It's hard to explain the scale.
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  234. …in reply to @catehstn
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  235. …in reply to @catallman
    catallman Hangar biocca in Milan! So cool!
  236. …in reply to @Ni1anj0na
    @ElsiethePM No I didn't. What is it?
  237. …in reply to @Ni1anj0na
    @ElsiethePM Ahh. Thanks!! I'll look out for it!!
  238. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords Yes hehe
  239. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson Each level of the towers is taller than me!!! I was in the hangar biocca in Milan - the permenant exihibit.
  240. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson The perfect raccoon 😍😍😍
  241. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller that raccoon is my patronus
  242. Yay I finished my final homework for that coursera class! Relieved to be done with it. I think I learned some things.
  243. …in reply to @undefined
    msfionatay AmericanWifeABC Oh wow that looks hilarious
  244. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille Yayyyyy ❣💋
  245. …in reply to @SashaLaundy
    SashaLaundy 💜 called "inspiring and motivating individuals". There are no women in it, debating whether I recommend it.
  246. …in reply to @caffeinatedvee
  247. …in reply to @VPoltrack
    VPoltrack Hehe yes but I can watch it again and again and again and again...
  248. …in reply to @benclarkwood
    benclarkwood ❣😍❣
  249. …in reply to @catehstn
    The Saturday stress rock report. This is better than I expected but I did just take two long walks and go to a museum.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  250. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro I was judging you but now I want a peekaboo cake.
  251. RT KrangTNelson: oh my god
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  252. …in reply to @DavidKnuth3
  253. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro 😭 how am I going to get a peekaboo cake?!
  254. …in reply to @alex_mck
    alex_mck 😍😍😍
  255. …in reply to @DavidKnuth3
  256. "I lie naked like that sometimes, but not with one stocking." ~natashathenomad
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  257. …in reply to @lara_hogan
    lara_hogan I have mixed feelings about it so far.
  258. …in reply to @VPoltrack
  259. I don't read fantasy I read novels where women meet well adjusted adult men and form healthy relationships. … OK, I read fantasy.
  260. …in reply to @BuffyBot2000
  261. RT carolecadwalla: My latest: How a billionaire bought Brexit. How US is building authoritarian surveillance state. How this election is b…
  262. …in reply to @The_Hassiba
    The_Hassiba Haha yes!!
  263. Still my favourite part of our trip to Italy is natashathenomad saying "do you want me to order for you?" and then speaking Spanish.
  264. Took the stress rock on its first plane today. Now it won't reconnect to my phone. I'm not sure the stress rock can survive my lifestyle.
  265. …in reply to @stubbornella
    stubbornella 1) U.K. Election law doesn't work in the 21st century. 2) the referendum was advisory which has caused endless arguments about meaning.
  266. …in reply to @catehstn
    stubbornella Perhaps another part of it is that leave wasn't a partisan thing. Main parties were between mildly opposed & vehemently (but Ineffectively).
  267. …in reply to @catehstn
    stubbornella Leave groups colluded and were generally corrupt which isn't surprising as their whole premise a pack of lies.
  268. …in reply to @catehstn
    stubbornella Huh not sure I am answering your question actually.
  269. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora I realized posting it that you can read it that way too. Like love is a thing suffered.
  270. …in reply to @catehstn
    The stress rock is charging and has finally reconnected. I have no data on my breathing whilst flying / taxi-ing / unpacking.
  271. …in reply to @catehstn
    This is like having a tamagotchi that judges you with real time vibrations.
  272. …in reply to @amitaekbote
  273. …in reply to @undefined
    @dirrrtydeeds No this is the electronic kind.
  274. …in reply to @Ni1anj0na
    @ElsiethePM :)
  275. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho hehehe
  276. I put together this talk on silencing and creating space to speak up - The Not So Secret Feminist Agenda - x.design.blog/2017/05/04/the-not-so-secret-feminist-agenda/
  277. RT johnmaeda: “if you designed an experience around the industry you wish you saw, what would you do differently?” —catehstn https://t.co…
  278. …in reply to @sandymdotca
    ourvalley Nice!
  279. …in reply to @duretti
    duretti I KNOW THE STAR OF THAT AD! ❣😍❣💋
  280. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller 💜💜💜💜💜
  281. …in reply to @duretti
    duretti 💋❣🌟🎉🍫🔥
  282. Spent my whole career watching inept white dudes fail up & yet I keep remembering again that El Cheeto is president & still feel surprised.
  283. RT sharonw: catehstn There are SO MANY things to be angry about right now but I can't stop thinking about how utterly terrible he is at h…
  284. …in reply to @sharonw
    sharonw Yes!!
  285. I'm opening uikonf next week talking about RACCOONS if you 💜 raccoons you'll 😍❣ If you don't love raccoons prepare to change your mind! 🌈🎉
  286. …in reply to @AmyVernon
    AmyVernon uikonf Best pandas
  287. …in reply to @sdarlington
    sdarlington uikonf 😱😭💔
  288. …in reply to @ichthyos
    ichthyos johnmaeda :) thank you!!
  289. …in reply to @catehstn
    ichthyos johnmaeda Haha totes put it in the slack :) everything is available on the site!
  290. RT lianamaeby: Sally Yates handles condescending men so well you'd almost think she'd been doing it her whole life.
  291. RT ekurutepe: I need 400 rental Racoons near Berlin for an event. It’s urgent. Best #followerpower 💪 catehstn/861910629061468160
  292. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage uikonf hehehe yes please 💜
  293. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage ekurutepe uikonf Yeah that does not look like a raccoon but could be an adorable substitute! Are they soft? What are their tails like?
  294. The stress rock report from yesterday. Super interesting - lots of focus, I spend more time calm than tense.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  295. …in reply to @catehstn
    This morning I validated that I wake up in a panic (other times this exercise took <1 min).
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  296. …in reply to @kecatlin
  297. RT FunnelFiasco: Great 10 minute talk from catehstn: The Not So Secret Feminist Agenda x.design.blog/2017/05/04/the-not-so-secret-feminist-agenda/
  298. …in reply to @FunnelFiasco
    FunnelFiasco Thanks 💜
  299. RT ekurutepe: catehstn roidrage uikonf Local vendor is offering me 400 of these. I have a suspicion they might be fake. What do you thi…
  300. …in reply to @kmbannerman
    kmbannerman EricaJoy Yeah it's the spire. I am finding it interesting but reserving judgement so far.
  301. …in reply to @mekkaokereke
    mekkaokereke Oh I thought "cultural" and "economic anxiety" were just new words for racist. You know, like alt-right and fascism?
  302. …in reply to @kmbannerman
  303. …in reply to @meghafon
  304. …in reply to @triketora
  305. …in reply to @yashvprabhu
    yashvprabhu techspeakdigest chiuki Thanks so much!! :)
  306. …in reply to @melchoyce
    melchoyce Already is on mobile 📷❣🌟
  307. …in reply to @melchoyce
    melchoyce Haha we would love ❤️ that 📷📱
  308. People are using more emoji at work and crediting my fierce emoji game 💅🏼🌟💋🎉❣
  309. …in reply to @catehstn
    🎉 emoji make descriptive bullet points 📱👑 and job titles.
  310. …in reply to @FunnelFiasco
    FunnelFiasco Haha yeah! It me 😇
  311. …in reply to @zoonini
    zoonini 😍💜
  312. …in reply to @cs_kaplan
    cs_kaplan lara_hogan It's called a spire!
  313. …in reply to @astralbodies
    astralbodies ⁉️🔪😍💔
  314. 💕🌟 Sunday marked 6 months automattic for me - super happy to be working at the intersection of so many things I love as 📱 👑! 🌟💕
  315. Super excited about this! My 2014 talk: be the raccoon you want to see. 2016: how to build an effective team of mobile raccoons. TheLeadDev/862274770401931264
  316. …in reply to @astralbodies
    astralbodies hahaha <3
  317. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress hahahaha <3
  318. Omg baby raccoons!!! /Via juliaferraioli imgur.com/t/aww/6Le59
  319. RT automattic: "The Not So Secret Feminist Agenda" new #DesignX presentation by catehstn: buff.ly/2qT74Bj via wordpressdotcom
  320. …in reply to @jessfraz
    jessfraz Ahh you look so happy. don't let it eat you.
  321. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica jessfraz Friends warn each other about their affinity to vicious animals.
  322. Running an Effective Mobile Team, Pat 5: Automating Things cate.blog/2017/05/11/running-an-effective-mobile-team-pat-5-automating-things/
  323. RT AshleighAxios: .catehstn gave a talk on silencing & creating space to speak up - The Not So Secret Feminist Agenda: https://t.co/ahLmd…
  324. Slide deck feedback "that raccoon is actually stuck in a tank. I promise this is actually very relevant to an effective engineering team."
  325. …in reply to @undefined
    irlnomi It did. I've been worrying about trump since 2015.
  326. …in reply to @mrb_bk
    mrb_bk 💜💜💜
  327. …in reply to @VPoltrack
  328. Important engineering conversations with johnmaeda 🐼
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  329. I need to work on my ablist language in Spanish. I keep saying "loco" because I haven't yet learned how to say "a bunch of fucking racists".
  330. …in reply to @catehstn
    It's possible Duolingo will never cover this.
  331. …in reply to @stephaniecodes
    stephaniecodes techspeakdigest Thanks for sharing your experience!!
  332. RT kwugirl: “When you organise teams to better facilitate some kind of communication, you make the other kind harder.” catehstn https://t…
  333. …in reply to @kwugirl
    kwugirl 💜
  334. …in reply to @gemmakbarlow
    gemmakbarlow Thank you!!
  335. …in reply to @medeamaterial
    medeamaterial Thank you!
  336. RT medeamaterial: catehstn Manada de pendejos racistas, at your service
  337. …in reply to @triketora
    triketora Aww unfortunately the kitten grew up and is much less cute now
  338. …in reply to @rtgarden
  339. …in reply to @BuffyBot2000
    anitasarkeesian Hahaha I once found my dad napping in Munich airport it was super cute. Neither of us live in munich or even Germany.
  340. …in reply to @nbradbury
    nbradbury Time passes and eventually we all die. I mean, happy birthday.
  341. …in reply to @duretti
    duretti 💜💜💜 You are my patronus, wise like an owl beautiful like a hedgehog strong like a raccoon 💜💜💜
  342. RT NetworkJunkyz: This was the biggest under-reported Trump/Russia story yesterday. This former FBI agent makes a devastating case against…
  343. …in reply to @Aleen
    Aleen Yay!
  344. …in reply to @ecarrion89
    ecarrion89 Haha then don't tell me!
  345. …in reply to @nbradbury
    nbradbury No 😇😎
  346. …in reply to @duretti
    duretti 😱
  347. …in reply to @dysmento
    dysmento Hahaha
  348. …in reply to @undefined
    jo_miller All wombats have influence, jo!!
  349. …in reply to @catehstn
    duretti To be fair I wouldnn't be able to pay such a complement to someone who I didn't know 💜
  350. 😂
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  351. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage TheLeadDev you should!
  352. Unfortunately the owl lives in Tokyo 🦉 landing_jobs/863031882795163651
  353. …in reply to @undefined
  354. Flight upgrade: 278 EUR. Not having a nervous breakdown tomorrow: priceless.
  355. RT zoonini: My amazing colleague catehstn on "The Not So Secret Feminist Agenda” x.design.blog/2017/05/04/the-not-so-secret-feminist-agenda/
  356. Three people asked / suggested / joked about me writing a book this week and idk what to think about that right now.
  357. …in reply to @catehstn
    I did write a book chapter once and frankly I am still recovering from the experience. cate.blog/2016/04/19/i-wrote-a-book-chapter-and-finally-you-can-read-it/
  358. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress Hahahaha discounting your joke now then 💜 and dantoml's response I always ignored so now just two.
  359. …in reply to @osgOlivia
    osgOlivia That was before I wrote a book chapter!! Writing books is horrible!!
  360. …in reply to @queersorceress
  361. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml You are like the devil and the angel in one person 😈😇😱😭🔥
  362. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress dantoml I mean if I ever want to self combust from a series of terrible life choices... I will take Dani's advice.
  363. …in reply to @webwright
    webwright Judging from my experience with the book chapter: because they want to die slowly and miserably of their own poor life choices.
  364. …in reply to @catehstn
    webwright Also: thank you.
  365. …in reply to @endocrimes
  366. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l ...
  367. …in reply to @monica_farrell
    monica_farrell Haha i would do that toooooooooo
  368. …in reply to @osgOlivia
  369. …in reply to @leapingwoman
    leapingwoman 💜🌟
  370. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml queersorceress I understand. Being a fuckwit blocks a lot of things.
  371. …in reply to @Landing_jobs
    Landing_jobs I know :(
  372. …in reply to @TheLeadDev
    TheLeadDev roidrage 🐼 inverse raccoon!
  373. RT NeoNacho: catehstn imagine having multiple Nigels in your life DawgBelly/862786851072909312
  374. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho God how terrible
  375. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml NeoNacho I don't think any cat deserves to be named Nigel
  376. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  377. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l I started down that route, it was a lot of work.
  378. After the Great Meetup Plague of January 2017 I am quite anxious about IRL coworkers next week.
  379. …in reply to @catehstn
    I've forbidden anyone to get me sick but a team lead only has so much power.
  380. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l Thank you 💜
  381. This is how I roll. It's amazing anyone is willing to brunch with me.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  382. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  383. …in reply to @catehstn
    Self checkin machines are not working. I have no regrets 😎
  384. …in reply to @catehstn
    Guy who runs my life (aka travel agent) always encouraging me to economize by flying non-star alliance (eg this trip) so shh don't tell him.
  385. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml Agree. Corp travel couldn't get me this flight and he got it for like... 1/8 the cost?
  386. …in reply to @EmilyGorcenski
    EmilyGorcenski When do you leave? I get in later tonight. Gutted to miss it!
  387. …in reply to @amye
    amye It's such a good idea!
  388. …in reply to @endocrimes
  389. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden EmilyGorcenski Yesssssss I will find out what this restaurant is called.
  390. …in reply to @DavidKnuth3
  391. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml ... there are some other words I might use there.
  392. It's a special kind of hell to use things I worked on - built v1 of even - & have them not work w/ basic used cases I worked on/pushed for.
  393. …in reply to @DavidKnuth3
    DavidKnuth3 Haha Canadian hedgie!!
  394. …in reply to @amye
    amye Yeah I feel that!
  395. …in reply to @catehstn
    Literally waiting for this fucking thing to work & thinking about the guy who haraased me & others & no surprise this app is still junk.
  396. …in reply to @catehstn
    People talk about "brilliant jerks" but in my experience they are shit to work with, shit also at building things humans might actually use.
  397. …in reply to @catehstn
    Okay managed to get everything working offline as standing waiting to board the plane. Had to download extra editing app. Omfg.
  398. …in reply to @amye
    amye Hehe
  399. Page from hidden figures. Everyone should read this. (The whole book so far is SO GOOD).
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  400. …in reply to @LukePettway
    LukePettway It continues and it is CHILLING.
  401. …in reply to @old_sound
    old_sound Ooh will read!
  402. …in reply to @ansate
    ansate Haha
  403. …in reply to @ansate
    ansate Yes
  404. …in reply to @ashedryden
  405. Next flight leaves from gate b23 and all I can think about it my favourite sandwich at gate b23 in another airport 😭
  406. RT xarexerax: It is a sincere hope of mine that someday, in a panic situation, someone will look at me and shout, "CALL EVERY LESBIAN YOU…
  407. …in reply to @sandymdotca
    ourvalley fitbit Meh I had two that died. My stress tests of activity trackers say that nike fuel most resilient (idk if still available tho.
  408. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden 💜💜💜💜💜
  409. …in reply to @cloudofpoints
    cloudofpoints uikonf Oh cool! I'll be there also :)
  410. Man admits imposter syndrome. "Oh such a hero!" Woman admits imposter syndrome. "'Devils advocate, but does imposter syndrome have a point?"
  411. …in reply to @catehstn
    Women / any non-white/non-dude.
  412. …in reply to @catehstn
    Meme going around about some white dude who was briefly humbled by an ASTRONAUT. How impressive would a woman have to be to tell that story?
  413. …in reply to @catehstn
    I can just imagine the replies "that astronaut tho! He's super cool. How DID you get into that event?"
  414. …in reply to @catehstn
    I feel inadequate & out of place a lot but don't talk about it publicly 'cos don't want lots of dudes tell me well actually I don't belong.
  415. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda Exactly :) but also that the response is like "we can all be inspired by this" and not you know, "why was this dude with an astronaut?"
  416. …in reply to @undefined
    MoisheL Oh yeah for sure.
  417. …in reply to @catehstn
    What does happen sometimes: dudes tell me how "impressive" I am & how they intimidated like I'm supposed to make them feel better about it?
  418. …in reply to @catehstn
    Never know what to say to that.
  419. …in reply to @sandymdotca
    ourvalley fitbit I preferred android wear but they don't seem to make it in women's sizes. You can get fitcat!!
  420. …in reply to @sandymdotca
    ourvalley @asher_cantrell fitbit Ooh go android :) get fit cat!
  421. …in reply to @duretti
    duretti Hahaha ❣😍😘💋
  422. RT BeerOps: catehstn THIS. A dude can get up onstage and say he doesn't belong and get praised for humility; I know I could never get awa…
  423. …in reply to @sandymdotca
    ourvalley @asher_cantrell fitbit 😇
  424. …in reply to @ceejbot
    ceejbot I fucking hate the phrase "devils advocate" because it mostly means "be an asshole" and is only occasional used to mean "ask hard questions"
  425. …in reply to @ceejbot
    ceejbot Yep.
  426. Hallo Berlin, it's nice to be back 🇩🇪
  427. …in reply to @cloudofpoints
  428. …in reply to @TrellaBondy
    TrellaBondy Haha I should have noted normally it comes with a request I do some bullshit task.
  429. …in reply to @alicegoldfuss
  430. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l Well they usually follow by asking me for something that I don't want to do.
  431. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l #banmen
  432. Saw this plane coming into land! Couldn't get a photo but cool story! The curious tale of Tegel’s Boeing 707 yearinberlin.com/2012/03/27/the-curious-tale-of-tegels-boeing-707/
  433. …in reply to @funkwit
    funkwit I leave Monday :)
  434. …in reply to @funkwit
    funkwit Plane is at like 5 tho!! What time do you land?
  435. …in reply to @undefined
    @anthakingston Lol
  436. …in reply to @funkwit
    funkwit 💔
  437. …in reply to @benclarkwood
    benclarkwood 💜💜💜 thanks :) normally these comments arrive by email &include a random request for something I don't want to do ;) yours seems authentic!!
  438. …in reply to @kstewart
    kstewart heptio kubernetesio Colombiaaaaaaaaa I'll be there July / august are you coming back?
  439. …in reply to @kstewart
    kstewart heptio kubernetesio Then you will be back 💜 you will fall in love.
  440. …in reply to @upulie
    upulie 💜
  441. …in reply to @herval
    herval lucapette Who doesn't need an 🦉?
  442. Last two years have been AMAZING - don't miss on year 3!!! I'm speaking and bringing my best raccoon game 🐼🦉🌟💋 theleaddev/862629359710031872
  443. Showed dantoml my beautiful slide deck and she's all "people are going to think you have so much free time" 😭💔
  444. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury I leave today 💔
  445. …in reply to @benclarkwood
  446. HELP. I need a massage, a hug, and 16 hours of sleep.
  447. …in reply to @iceX33
    iceX33 Do you have tea?
  448. …in reply to @iceX33
    iceX33 okay be there soon.
  449. Pregame selfies.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  450. RT purpleyay: Just watched a FANTASTIC TALK by catehstn at UIKonf, I want all my talks to have custom slides about furry woodland creatur…
  451. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille Thanks!!!! I think of you every time I wear it 💜
  452. Thanks so much for having me uikonf! Esp. iceX33 for taking care of me this morning!! Gutted I have to run early 💔😭 enjoy the event!! 🌟❣🇩🇪
  453. Post-talk debrief with NatashaTheRobot
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  454. …in reply to @iceX33
    iceX33 uikonf 💜🦉
  455. Possible my favourite talk feedback ever from the delightful purpleyay purpleyay/864040148824141824
  456. …in reply to @catehstn
    .purpleyay Although hilariously one guy told me "I liked your talk apart from the raccoons".
  457. …in reply to @catehstn
    .purpleyay Kinda like liking chocolate cake apart from chocolate tbqh but hey I'll take it 😇
  458. Sometimes I feel like my whole career is a test of how much I can achieve & still field questions about whether I'm "actually technical".
  459. …in reply to @catehstn
    Perhaps greatest achievement is that I've never stabbed anyone who has asked me this question. I'm so reasonable I honestly surprise myself.
  460. …in reply to @catehstn
    .danshapiro I know you will want to congratulate me on this and I'll take this opportunity to commend you also for your reasonableness.
  461. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro 💜💜💜 also I am in an airport rn! Helloooooo from an airport!!
  462. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords No one would blame you
  463. …in reply to @endocrimes
  464. …in reply to @catehstn
    dantoml I met your little friend today and told him I had only heard bad things from you.
  465. …in reply to @piewords
  466. …in reply to @Eulerizeit
    Eulerizeit Amused!
  467. …in reply to @alex_mck
  468. …in reply to @catehstn
    alex_mck Thanks
  469. Men for sale. Heavy discounts apply.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  470. …in reply to @alex_mck
    alex_mck No not at all :)
  471. …in reply to @mattsiegel
    mattsiegel Those men have all clothes off
  472. RT indec: catehstn They're all called Nigel.
  473. …in reply to @flargh
  474. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho hahaha
  475. RT NeoNacho: catehstn Greatest achievement or missed opportunity
  476. …in reply to @CatSwetel
    CatSwetel Thank you!!
  477. …in reply to @joenest
    joenest 💜
  478. …in reply to @astralbodies
    astralbodies 💜💜💜
  479. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar Lol thank you for your affirming I do like to be affirmed.
  480. …in reply to @bugKrusha
    bugKrusha 💜💜💜
  481. …in reply to @zvonicek
  482. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar A++ plan 💜
  483. …in reply to @purpleyay
    purpleyay 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
  484. …in reply to @_sagesharp_
    sarahsharp Haha yeah!!
  485. …in reply to @ashedryden
  486. …in reply to @purpleyay
    purpleyay Yay!!!
  487. Making myself available for mentoring calls (and a story about why). cate.blog/2017/05/16/mentoring-calls-available/
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  488. I nerded out about my many, many devices and also my obsessions - headphones and note taking apps. usesthis/864461694109495297
  489. RT NGC_3572: Violent member was openly banned from TechInc. Proud to be part of the community that doesn't tolerate violence. https://t.co…
  490. This whole trip to Amsterdam was worth it for watching kwonye taste real ice cream for the first time. His mind was blown. 🍦💥😂
  491. …in reply to @zoonini
    zoonini kwonye American ice cream?
  492. …in reply to @FunnelFiasco
    FunnelFiasco 💜💜
  493. …in reply to @n20s
    n20s 💜
  494. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho kwonye Haha it was amazing
  495. …in reply to @lenazun
    lenazun 💜💜💜💜💜
  496. "I feel like with proper motivation and organization you could get a pack of raccoons to complete tasks." ~alexjforcier
  497. Today in "Will goes to Europe": kwonye made a reservation at wagamama and invited people to dinner.
  498. …in reply to @bugKrusha
    bugKrusha 💜💜💜💜💜
  499. It me 💋
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  500. …in reply to @skamille
  501. Stopped in the street because of this tshirt today. But he didn't ask me if I write code so I didn't have to stab him.
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  502. Suit shopping w/ kwonye. He says "yeah something I can wear to an office." Me: laughs hysterically. May not be invited suit shopping again.
  503. "Those men are all very good looking. Maybe one of them can be your husband." ~kwonye
  504. …in reply to @MelanieHannah
    MelanieHannah What IS this?
  505. …in reply to @MelanieHannah
  506. …in reply to @koke
    koke kwonye :best:
  507. Why did past cate think she could give a brand new talk and then go to a meetup and survive. Why.
  508. …in reply to @brendam
  509. Past Cate hates Future Cate with the fire of a thousand suns ☀️🔥☄️ geek_manager/865090831635689472
  510. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager Most Cates are very quick on the uptake but unfortunately this lesson requires constant attention and is often forgotten.
  511. RT robinthede: President Nelson Mandela spent 27 years in prison, but sure cbsnews/864876670955728896
  512. We are on a boat and @bysusanlin is painting 🌷👩🏻‍🎨🌷
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  513. …in reply to @naeemsarfraz
    naeemsarfraz techspeakdigest lara_hogan 's book has some great stuff on this topic.
  514. Omg - Baby Northern Spotted Owl!!! owls.fancybeans.com/2017/05/12/baby-northern-spotted-owl/ also r343l has a Google alert for owl 🦉 which is 💯😍
  515. Yayyyyyyyyyyy 💜📷📱 wordpressdotcom/865205509187567616
  516. Remember: It's a *hiring* process not a *hazing* process.
  517. …in reply to @queersorceress
  518. …in reply to @ckymnstr
  519. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress Your former coworker sounds fun at parties
  520. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress That was said with heavy sarcasm
  521. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress I am sorry 😂
  522. It turns out, frosty is not cut out for subterfuge.
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  523. RT taylorndean: Look how happy this gecko is with his little gecko toy
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  524. Running an Effective Mobile Team, Part 6: Encouraging Accountability cate.blog/2017/05/18/running-an-effective-mobile-team-part-6-encouraging-accountability/
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  525. …in reply to @andreliebschner
    @lbsnrs Oh thank you!!!
  526. …in reply to @fishwheeltravel
    @beerwheeltravel Hey! It was fun! Can you dm me a bit about your role, and confirm you've read the code of conduct please?
  527. …in reply to @gsuberland
  528. …in reply to @mdy
    mdy Thanks for sharing that! :)
  529. …in reply to @snookca
    snookca Ahh that looks amazing!
  530. Today's plan: pancakes, tulip museum, handbag museum, a park with a memorial made from broken mirrors. Then 🛫 been a wonderful week in 🇳🇱
  531. RT polotek: It's so weird when you think about all of the things in this world, big and small, that we're designed as though blackness did…
  532. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage Yay PANCAKES 🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞
  533. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage Ooh! I had poffertejes
  534. …in reply to @catehstn
    It's cool when I've returned to a place often enough that I can focus on the weirder things it has to offer.
  535. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage Ooh what is a matjes?
  536. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage Omg that photo is amazing!!!
  537. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden Hahaha 💜💜💜
  538. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille roidrage Yes I am probably not going to do that.
  539. …in reply to @ali_king
    ali_king Oh wow!! Enjoy!! I left a few hours ago :)
  540. "For men, the personal bag gradually fell into disuse with the arrival of pockets in men's closing during the seventeenth century."
  541. …in reply to @catehstn
    WHEN ARE POCKETS ARRIVING IN WOMEN'S CLOTHING?!?
  542. …in reply to @catehstn
    "In the 18th century a woman's letter case often included a small pocket notebook in which she could make notes on the latest scandals, …"
  543. …in reply to @catehstn
    "… clothes and hair fashions, her lovers, poems, illnesses, recipes and the like."
  544. RT ashedryden: catehstn perhaps they've been waiting for us to foment the next series of revolutions ✊🏼
  545. …in reply to @Sasha_Goebbels
    VolkerGoebbels Unfortunately that is absolutely a USP.
  546. …in reply to @catehstn
    "During 19th century women's clothing gradually came to have more inside pockets, but tie pockets remained in use until the 20th century."
  547. …in reply to @catehstn
    People, the next time you chastise women about impatience remember WOMEN LIVED FOR TWO CENTURIES WITHOUT GODDAMN POCKETS!!!!
  548. …in reply to @EmilyGorcenski
    EmilyGorcenski There is no way to stop them this is why we export them to other countries where unfortunately they continue to ruin things.
  549. …in reply to @catehstn
    Here are some pictures about the lengths women will go to for pockets.
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  550. …in reply to @catehstn
    "natural lines of…body were revealed in a way the world had not seen for hundreds of years. There was no longer space for heavy tie pockets"
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  551. …in reply to @catehstn
    Don't mind me I'm just in a museum having a meltdown about POCKETS.
  552. RT BeerOps: catehstn AFTER THE REVOLUTION PROBABLY
  553. …in reply to @catehstn
    "During 17th century, men's clothing was fitted with inside pockets. As a result, handbag… gradually became item used exclusively by women."
  554. …in reply to @catehstn
    "Young fashion-conscious men like to keep up with trends in bags, as long as they are cool and practical."
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  555. …in reply to @catehstn
    I came here to indulge affection for fashion; instead I'n in a rage about how trends conspired to mean women always need to Carry A Thing.
  556. …in reply to @catehstn
    Meanwhile we mock women for buying designer bags like it's ridiculous and not like bags themselves were pushed on us by the Patriarchy.
  557. …in reply to @catehstn
    If you always have to carry SOMETHING then it may as well be adorable. But imagine if we didn't always have to. IMAGINE!!
  558. …in reply to @catehstn
    Here is some Prada.
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  559. RT sigourneybeaver: "At which point, they started getting their wives to put everything in their bags too." #canyoutakethatformelove? http…
  560. RT moynibell: catehstn Don't forget the bit where handbags are more expensive than pockets!!
  561. …in reply to @catehstn
    Here are some very strange bags. There's a lobster and also some Union Jack lips.
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  562. …in reply to @moynibell
    moynibell ME TOO
  563. …in reply to @catehstn
    And now some evening bags. A major use for fake diamonds. So like, the more expensive the outfit, the less likely it is to have pockets.
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  564. …in reply to @catehstn
    If you're a woman & you buy a new evening dress, you also need appropriate accessories. Men can make do with black/brown shoes and POCKETS.
  565. …in reply to @catehstn
    Unless you wear black all the time (my personal preference).
  566. …in reply to @catehstn
    But seriously every wedding (where this is not an option), most women are badly accessorized and it's because it is non-trivial & EXPENSIVE.
  567. …in reply to @catehstn
    So by the way don't shame women for having strong color schemes. If spend >300 usd each on bag / shoes it's good if they MATCH MORE THINGS.
  568. …in reply to @catehstn
    Think about ALL the things we shame women for which are about the cost / need for accessories. Carrying them. Wearing "too much X", luggage.
  569. …in reply to @catehstn
    This 2006 YSL bag captures the brightly colored chains of the patriarchy.
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  570. …in reply to @Sasha_Goebbels
    VolkerGoebbels Oh sorry I meant one of each :) agree.
  571. …in reply to @catehstn
    This bag is called "oscar".
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  572. …in reply to @catehstn
    This bag is appropriately Dutch.
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  573. …in reply to @catehstn
    "A man's bag - more often than a lady's bag - is often intended to serve a function." This is about to get fun, y'all.
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  574. …in reply to @catehstn
    "As travel by train and other modes of transport increased, travel bags became symbolic of the traveling man."
  575. …in reply to @catehstn
    "In 1985, Prada was first couture brand to show a backpack - in the form of a black nylon model - as a fashion accessory on the catwalk."
  576. …in reply to @catehstn
    "The backpack, which used to be carried mostly by hikers, travellers and soldiers, is now popular among large groups of men."
  577. …in reply to @catehstn
    Can we take a moment to talk about how most travel gear porn is by men for men? And how hard it is to find practical feminine travel gear?
  578. …in reply to @catehstn
    There is ONE brand I will buy suitcases from. Because I can get fun colors, and they are durable. But like "fun" not feminine.
  579. …in reply to @catehstn
    Anything targeted at women is invariably not durable. Think about the underpowered pink computer - but it applies to EVERYTHING.
  580. …in reply to @catehstn
    There's a men's sports bag in here. Why are they always bigger? I need more shit to work out let alone make myself look "presentable" after.
  581. …in reply to @Folletto
    Folletto lol couldn't figure that one out. Maybe!
  582. RT lisamaccoll: catehstn Wait, you mean I didn't have to carry all the stuff to feed snacks/entertain my kid,& my husband's wallet & keys…
  583. …in reply to @catehstn
    Man bags and man hat. SO MUCH more functional and practical than in the previous rooms.
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  584. …in reply to @catehstn
    "Need to carry items to work has probably been the most important reason for men to carry bags." Well what WOULD we know about that, ladies?
  585. …in reply to @catehstn
    "The key factor in designing a work bag is it's intended use. A fisherman's bag will have to withstand all kinds of weather conditions..."
  586. …in reply to @catehstn
    "... and a doctor's bag will have to contain all kinds of medical instruments."
  587. …in reply to @catehstn
    "But doctor's certainly weren't the only ones to use this bag. Was often carried by working men & was a practical bag to take on a journey."
  588. …in reply to @catehstn
    "From half way through the 16th century, the development of bags for men seems to run in contrast to that of bags for women."
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  589. …in reply to @catehstn
    "David Beckham, for example, takes his Louis Vuitton bag to the gym."
  590. …in reply to @catehstn
    I am transfixed by this armadillo backpack.
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  591. …in reply to @catehstn
    "The only kind of bad worn exclusively by men is the Scottish sporran: a bag worn with a kilt."
  592. …in reply to @Folletto
    Folletto Eastpack
  593. …in reply to @Folletto
    Folletto Yes.
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  594. The female of this species has died out. Probably from Thankless Emotional Labour.
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  595. …in reply to @undefined
  596. I'm really worried the latest episode of keeping up with the Kardashians won't download before I have to board this plane #cateproblems
  597. …in reply to @singgenberg
    singgenberg triketora hutchamachutch TRACY you were in Amsterdam too?!?
  598. Just finished hidden figures and omg 😭😭😭😭😭
  599. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson Was that in the movie? I read the book.
  600. …in reply to @sondersketches
    @bysusanlin It was... Revelatory.
  601. …in reply to @dbarber
    dbarber Ahh I was reading the book! How can the movie be as good!
  602. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson Oh wow. Okay!!
  603. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson 💜💜💜💜💜 that sounds amazing.
  604. RT yvonnezlam: I want real pockets, and I want them now. catehstn/865534007689199616
  605. …in reply to @yvonnezlam
    yvonnezlam ME TOO!!
  606. …in reply to @karamcnair
    karamcnair Wowwwww
  607. …in reply to @karamcnair
    karamcnair But at least lighter?
  608. …in reply to @karmatosed
    karmatosed Hahaha! Yes! In Paris! We can play a game I call "feminist art genres".
  609. …in reply to @xorhearts
    xorhearts 💜💜💜💜💜
  610. RT baconandcoconut: catehstn I'm guessing it's probably why the Entwives took off too.
  611. …in reply to @baconandcoconut
    baconandcoconut Hahahaha omg
  612. …in reply to @designatednerd
    designatednerd Past me is always trying to kill future me 😭
  613. …in reply to @caitie
    caitie JoTb17 Omg! Sandwich @ gate b23!!
  614. …in reply to @litacho
    litacho JillWetzler Oh my god this is amazing.
  615. RT triketora: the feeling when someone captures their sadness just so medium.com/@linalovesit/the-weather-in-iowa-city-20c64f14cc4f
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  616. …in reply to @karmatosed
  617. …in reply to @koke
    koke Ooh idk about instapaper but I am excited to read that article!!
  618. …in reply to @snookca
    snookca Omg love Copenhagen!! 😍
  619. So tired so dehydrated there's a baby behind me quacking like a duck what fresh hell is this 😭
  620. …in reply to @catehstn
    Babies mother "he's a brat right now" lmao
  621. …in reply to @catehstn
    Father just took baby outside. I love it when men are active parents.
  622. …in reply to @scherem
  623. …in reply to @undefined
    @fdevillamil :) yeah def better in France I think.
  624. …in reply to @undefined
    @fdevillamil No just living here for a while :) it's a nice city tho.
  625. …in reply to @EmilyGorcenski
    EmilyGorcenski Did you miss your plane hon?
  626. …in reply to @EmilyGorcenski
    EmilyGorcenski 💜💜💜💜💜 that sucks. Are they rebooking you?
  627. …in reply to @EmilyGorcenski
    EmilyGorcenski Oh good 💜
  628. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden kronda !!!! Happiest of happy birthdays kronda 💜💜💜💜💜
  629. I was using app to meet men but 🗑🔥 I switched it to bff mode and had my first friend date! We went for ice cream and will go out again soon.
  630. …in reply to @catehstn
    It's not that I hate men, I just find the ROI of men in my personal life very low.
  631. …in reply to @keeleyhammond
    keeleyhammond YES EXACTLY
  632. …in reply to @samnewman
    samnewman Lol I have a friend who does one date with a man a year. That seems about right.
  633. …in reply to @asmallteapot
    asmallteapot Lol 😂 my data agrees with your conclusions.
  634. …in reply to @wirehead2501
    wirehead2501 Sooooooooo demanding!
  635. …in reply to @medeamaterial
    medeamaterial Yes!! Bumble has a bff mode.
  636. I guess 20% was fake news? foxnews/865770996279779328
  637. I was going to take a selfie but I am so tired I look like a reanimated corpse. My outfit is max adorbz tho. Just FYI.
  638. …in reply to @mattmiklic
    mattmiklic I really expected this to be a picture of you in your house 😉💜
  639. …in reply to @mattmiklic
    mattmiklic Hahahaha it looks lovely :)
  640. …in reply to @samnewman
    samnewman Lol 😂 unfortunately I don't think I have the nerve to do that.
  641. …in reply to @mattmiklic
    mattmiklic 🎂🍪💜
  642. …in reply to @kronda
    kronda ashedryden 💜💜💜💜💜
  643. …in reply to @CatSwetel
    CatSwetel Aww 💜
  644. …in reply to @rjayne_n
    rjayne_n I don't know :)
  645. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  646. …in reply to @pastellistin
    pastellistin Yeah! Looks so useful!
  647. …in reply to @Ni1anj0na
    @ElsiethePM I want to read this!!
  648. …in reply to @Ni1anj0na
    @ElsiethePM So true.
  649. …in reply to @onebree_
    @twobree Exciting!!
  650. …in reply to @undefined
    @cattsmall Ikr
  651. …in reply to @Sasha_Goebbels
    VolkerGoebbels Yeah. I went to the Armani silos in Milan - all the FEELS about that
  652. …in reply to @sundress
  653. …in reply to @noodlemaz
    noodlemaz Ahaha yeah. Backpacks can really ruin clothes tho :/
  654. …in reply to @davidfickling
  655. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden ashedryden 👩🏻‍🔬
  656. …in reply to @noodlemaz
  657. …in reply to @seb_ly
    seb_ly ClareSutcliffe Haha hi Clare :)
  658. …in reply to @flargh
    flargh Lol
  659. …in reply to @MeganSpeir
    MeganSpeir @ilikevina Ooh no! I'll check it out.
  660. …in reply to @Singsalad
    Singsalad Ah yeah here I have a system where I padlock it closed :/ I moved all my bits and pieces (moisturizer, hairbrush etc etc) into a small thing
  661. …in reply to @catehstn
    Singsalad Easier for switching bags and for airports.
  662. …in reply to @seb_ly
    seb_ly ClareSutcliffe Ahhhh so does emckean 💜
  663. …in reply to @Sasha_Goebbels
  664. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille Ahaha my little diva ;) but totes agree. It's exhausting and unnecessarily stressful 💜
  665. Not totally following what is going on in the U.K. Election but did Corbyn finally grow a spine 18 months too late?
  666. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml Nooooo cheap ones or bose?
  667. …in reply to @DavidKnuth3
    DavidKnuth3 Oh my that hedgie is fancy!
  668. …in reply to @captainsafia
    captainsafia 💜💜💜
  669. My stream is full of vicious animals how do I get more nice pretty ones. Like raccoons. Or owls.
  670. …in reply to @RellyAB
    RellyAB :/ I am hoping the lib dems are doing something non-trashfirey because I want to vote for them!
  671. RT N7IRL: It's almost like "diversity of thought" is about participation trophies for people with shitty ideas.
  672. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml Nooooooooooo
  673. …in reply to @NatDudley
  674. …in reply to @astralbodies
    astralbodies Such a better animal 🐰
  675. …in reply to @purpleyay
    purpleyay Or... one word of Spanish. But an important one so there's that.
  676. RT WCEurope: A letter from WordPress community to EmmanuelMacron, the president of France. 2017.europe.wordcamp.org/2017/05/19/a-letter-from-wordpress-community-to-emmanuel-macron-the-president-of-france/#en Let's be inclusive tog…
  677. …in reply to @undefined
  678. …in reply to @indec
    indec please tell me the story of the owl and the squirrel
  679. …in reply to @indec
    indec omg 🦉
  680. …in reply to @indec
    indec this is **amazing**
  681. …in reply to @jeherve
    jeherve 😍❣🐼
  682. Google Sheets, whenever I select a range, ignores it and makes a graph without column E. 🔪🔥 I'm starting to feel like I'm losing my mind.
  683. …in reply to @catehstn
    In related news, today has featured color coded spreadsheets because that is, in fact, an important part of my job now.
  684. …in reply to @catehstn
    I love spreadsheets but on days like today I do question my life choices.
  685. Oh my god, these capybaras are living their best lives 😍 justinmduke/860699989055463424
  686. …in reply to @sonia_pdx
    sonia_pdx 💜💜💜
  687. …in reply to @AkwyZ
    AkwyZ Landing_jobs joelgascoigne Teaser raccoon pictures?
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  688. …in reply to @undefined
    MoisheL Ooh 🐥🐥🐥
  689. Bring it, Monday! 💪🏻💅🏼💋
  690. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury hmm i thought those things were a reaction to incompetence.
  691. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury I don't think that long as an elected rep means that much, and "fighting" doesn't mean achieving. He didn't stand up for Europe.
  692. …in reply to @catehstn
    HopeGraceFury Pretty skeptical on labour wrt immigration since borrowed slogans from BNP. If Corbyn different, he should have stood up for europe.
  693. …in reply to @purpleyay
  694. …in reply to @karamcnair
    karamcnair hahaha <3
  695. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury "Not walking away from working class" means walking away from at least some pro-eu voters then.
  696. …in reply to @catehstn
    HopeGraceFury I don't see how anyone is supposed to look at that situation and think labour have any intention of getting out of brexit.
  697. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury I mean they had he same slogan as the BNP. I just don't believe that will happen. I think they will brexit and whine it was Tories fault.
  698. …in reply to @catehstn
    HopeGraceFury Which it obv was but they didn't exactly do anything to try and stop it - before or after referendum.
  699. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury It was "British jobs for British workers" Gordon brown era
  700. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury Yeah I get that. Lib dems got screwed, labour have actively screwed. Still angry about illegal war. Can never support after that.
  701. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury Yeah for sure. I heard a thing recently about how the U.K. Was the "sick man of Europe" when joined eu.
  702. …in reply to @noodlemaz
    noodlemaz Yeah that is me most days. But not all days ;)
  703. RT AkwyZ: #LandingFest is coming to #Lisbon - June 2nd/3rd Meet the speakers.BrettonPutter,catehstn,CMassironi,DanaTw33t https://t.co/…
  704. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury That doesn't make a good case for labour as a governing party if they will screw a whole country for the sake of hating one guy.
  705. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury He's such a Nigel.
  706. …in reply to @DavidKnuth3
  707. …in reply to @bugKrusha
    bugKrusha IanKay Ahh you wrote tests 😍💅🏼❣
  708. 🔥🔪🔥 I swear some men seem to think the problem with diversity in tech is that they haven't told a woman what to do about it yet 🔥🔪🔥
  709. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli 💜💜💜💜💜
  710. …in reply to @catehstn
    Narrator: "little do they realize, these men *are* the problem with diversity in tech."
  711. RT juliepagano: catehstn NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. 🐝🔥🐝🔥🐝🔥
  712. …in reply to @i_am_camilo
    i_am_camilo Idk better ask that woman, surely she would like to help!
  713. …in reply to @FunnelFiasco
    FunnelFiasco This is an appropriate outcome.
  714. RT FunnelFiasco: catehstn hashtag not all m-*is eaten by a pack of rabid ferrets*
  715. …in reply to @sarahblackstock
    sarahblackstock Oh my god I need this show
  716. …in reply to @catehstn
    sarahblackstock What is it about wait do I even care
  717. …in reply to @indec
    indec FunnelFiasco Exactly just the rabid ones
  718. I'm starting to be very confused about what the first amendment is. If there's a document that says this is okay, that document is wrong. broadly/866761020316033024
  719. …in reply to @NatDudley
    NatDudley Hahahaha 🔥
  720. …in reply to @AndyDavies
    AndyDavies Ikr have they thought about doing any actual work themselves! 😂
  721. …in reply to @NatDudley
    NatDudley Hahahaha yes agree 💜
  722. …in reply to @Joe_Stead
    Joe_Stead @charwarz Not to be a jerk, but do some reading and listening and ask other dudes? Not the ones who talk a lot but the ones who actually make a diff?
  723. …in reply to @catehstn
    Joe_Stead @charwarz indec could probably give you some ideas. Hi Ian, please do some emotional labour for me 💜💋
  724. …in reply to @bugKrusha
    bugKrusha Yay!!
  725. …in reply to @nilocski
  726. …in reply to @agisilaosts
  727. RT danshapiro: Twitter is like being in the middle seat of an airplane with a brilliant friend on the left and a randomly chosen evesdropp…
  728. …in reply to @DavidKnuth3
    DavidKnuth3 omg so cuuuuuteeeeee
  729. Speaking @ #landingfest next week! Still tickets if you want to know about RACCOONS I mean effective mobile teams landing.careers/
  730. …in reply to @Landing_jobs
  731. RT Landing_jobs: catehstn Still wishing Mr. Owl would join.
  732. I'm not saying all women in tech know each other, I'm saying there's maybe... three degrees of separation.
  733. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress Ooh yeah.
  734. …in reply to @Ana_M_Medina
    Ana_M_Medina Hahahaha
  735. …in reply to @catehstn
    Ana_M_Medina I would believe it.
  736. …in reply to @DavidKnuth3
    DavidKnuth3 😂😍❣💋
  737. Another sunny day in Lisbon wp.me/p8fsao-6F
  738. …in reply to @rtgarden
    rtgarden 👃🏻
  739. …in reply to @jessfraz
    jessfraz Whaaaat I thought I was gonna see you in Paris?
  740. Very productive day today. Should probably go outside tomorrow.
  741. …in reply to @s1mn
    s1mn ta2h 💜 SIMON I haven't seen you in forever!!
  742. …in reply to @undefined
    @fdevillamil Yes! Twice! Totes down will do :)
  743. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler You are living your best life. That is just what a kardashian would do.
  744. …in reply to @undefined
    @fdevillamil Formidable! 🇫🇷
  745. …in reply to @jamuraa
    jamuraa Did you know them? That seems totally reasonable.
  746. …in reply to @saraheolson
    saraheolson Aww gutted to miss you!! Will you be at try!swift?
  747. …in reply to @realbadiostips
    realbadiostips allonsykraken Hector if I wake up screaming I am blaming your retweets.
  748. …in reply to @jamuraa
    jamuraa Hahahaha omg this sounds hilarious
  749. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler I watched the latest episode when I woke up and thought of you 😍💋
  750. …in reply to @krakendev
    allonsykraken ... you make solid points but men on the list are supposed to not be terrible. Just FYI.
  751. …in reply to @katco_
  752. …in reply to @NeoNacho
  753. …in reply to @rosso
    rosso techspeakdigest 💜💜💜
  754. …in reply to @nilocski
    nilocski Yeah!! Been living here for 2 months but nearly time to leave 💔
  755. …in reply to @notnownikki
    notnownikki kmbannerman @jilljubs Haha! And Nikki we work at the same co ;)
  756. …in reply to @krakendev
  757. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho allonsykraken I hate all terrible men
  758. …in reply to @cocoaphony
  759. …in reply to @kelleyrobinson
    kelleyrobinson Yes! But our network is global 😇
  760. …in reply to @jessfraz
    jessfraz Ahh okay you are coming back good 💜
  761. …in reply to @saraheolson
    saraheolson 💔💔💔 hopefully next year then!!
  762. …in reply to @jonesc5
    jonesc5 Yeah!! It's the best!!
  763. RT rachelnabors: Two degrees. Word gets around fast. catehstn/867115877312987136
  764. …in reply to @PanasaurusRex
    PanasaurusRex 💅🏼💜
  765. …in reply to @SarahEtter_
    SarahEtter_ lara_hogan 💜 hi Sarah!
  766. …in reply to @lxt
    lxt 😇🤐
  767. …in reply to @LauraCatPJs
    LauraCatPJs corey_latislaw Hahaha :) I would probably name it after a woman who is still alive but sure.
  768. …in reply to @ElisOl
    ElisOl 💜
  769. …in reply to @juliehubs
  770. …in reply to @baconandcoconut
    baconandcoconut 💜💜💜
  771. …in reply to @NatDudley
    NatDudley Haha nice! :)
  772. …in reply to @catehstn
    Men in my mentions being like "I KNOW A WOMAN". Obviously, these men will be discussed at the next convening of the Feminist Cabal.
  773. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l We don't use databases anymore we have a nosql sharded and replicated for faster local speeds and in case of nuclear war.
  774. …in reply to @jessfraz
    jessfraz 💋🇫🇷
  775. …in reply to @nilocski
  776. …in reply to @WillingCarol
  777. …in reply to @kmbannerman
    kmbannerman notnownikki @jilljubs 💜
  778. Booked so many plane tickets lately and the exciting news is I AM GOING BACK TO COLOMBIA FOR THE SUMMER! I am so happy about this!
  779. …in reply to @catehstn
    The other part of this is that I'm doing this because I got into the July alt_MBA program so I will be taking that (on top of my job).
  780. …in reply to @catehstn
    Basically life is very full and exciting right now. Aka scaryciting.
  781. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros 💜💜💜
  782. …in reply to @Pamela_Drouin
    Pamela_Drouin Thanks!!
  783. …in reply to @WalterStephanie
    WalterStephanie 💜💜💜 I love it!!
  784. Should we address this agenda item before or after "who is this man and should I be worried"? alicegoldfuss/867448947207413761
  785. …in reply to @WalterStephanie
    WalterStephanie @WebScrewdriver 💯 we convene regularly there is a meeting in London next month TheLeadDev
  786. …in reply to @WalterStephanie
    WalterStephanie Next convening!!
  787. Serious trolling in the team slack today 😱😭
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  788. …in reply to @cathythemango
    cathythemango BridgetCreed 💅🏼🔪🔥
  789. RT CAwkward: catehstn And the ones who don't already know each other are at least on "nod of solidarity" terms.
  790. …in reply to @CAwkward
    CAwkward Oh yeah!
  791. 🙈💕 Putting off the important things? It's not for the reasons you think theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/may/19/putting-off-important-things-not-reasons-think
  792. Thanks to this week's sponsor, glowforge 🔥💉💚 (wearing my glowforge tshirt today 😍❣💋) techspeakdigest/867110388315426816
  793. …in reply to @sandymdotca
    ourvalley Ofc!!
  794. …in reply to @petitegeek
    petitegeek Thank you!!
  795. "Hi this is cate the patriarchy is getting me down today also" 🔥 amye/867773102708609024
  796. …in reply to @nwreg
    nwreg Super pretty!
  797. …in reply to @wtsnz
    wtsnz 💜❣thanks for sharing it!!
  798. …in reply to @undefined
  799. …in reply to @eli_oat
    eli_oat Thanks for sharing that 💜
  800. …in reply to @kstewart
    kstewart instapaper Thanks for sharing that!! 💜
  801. …in reply to @AmyVernon
  802. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden Code of conduct and provision for travel are the concrete things. There are some more nebulous things.
  803. Omg finished rewatching drop dead diva and what do I even do now 😭😭😭😭😭
  804. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden Oh! No. There's some stuff in season 1 but it's a storyline about her getting comfortable with who she is now.
  805. …in reply to @catehstn
    ashedryden I LOVE the show. LOVE IT.
  806. …in reply to @avocadoSuperFan
    @bytemeorg :) gotta catch up on Jane the virgin next!! But soon soon!
  807. …in reply to @womeninproduct
  808. …in reply to @drpotter
    drpotter season 1! will move to s2 after jane the virgin s2 :)
  809. …in reply to @undefined
    @fdevillamil ahaha i saw it once :) I went to sleep... probably the best call at that time of day.
  810. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho ashedryden raccoons are Strongly Encouraged. Badgers are also acceptable.
  811. 😂🦉
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  812. …in reply to @mauricegavin
  813. RT paul_haine: Kittens raised near rabbits learn to jump like rabbits
  814. I did 90 minutes of cardio and swam and for a brief moment forgot how incessantly disappointing the world and people in it are.
  815. …in reply to @rgarner
    rgarner 💜
  816. …in reply to @PaolaNotPaolo
    PaolaNotPaolo 💜💜💜 I feel you.
  817. …in reply to @SamanthaZeitlin
  818. …in reply to @simpledream
  819. …in reply to @ezilocchi
    ezilocchi Wow emi this must be important if you are actually tweeting.
  820. …in reply to @ecarrion89
    ecarrion89 You aren't destroying wearables like a pro until you start buying them two at a time.
  821. …in reply to @ecarrion89
    ecarrion89 💅🏼
  822. …in reply to @williampietri
  823. …in reply to @nhocki
    nhocki Yayyyyyy!!!! 😍💋
  824. RT nhocki: Hey catehstn just saw this on the wild and knew you’d be glad about it!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  825. Actually addressing systematic issues was deliberately not part of the "plan". The "plan" was diversity as performance art. sarahmei/868232039505330177
  826. RT AkwyZ: #LandingFest is coming to #Lisbon - June 2nd/3rd Meet the speakers.BrettonPutter,catehstn,CMassironi,DanaTw33t https://t.co/…
  827. I'm so hufflepuff today. Also: in a tuk tuk.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  828. …in reply to @undefined
    @fdevillamil Lisbon!
  829. …in reply to @undefined
    @fdevillamil Literally where I am right now 😍
  830. …in reply to @catehstn
    @fdevillamil Eaten omg so good so happy 🙃
  831. …in reply to @undefined
    @fdevillamil 😱💔
  832. …in reply to @undefined
    @fdevillamil You are living your best life 😎
  833. mnowster I am on our favourite boat 🚣
  834. "This is modern technology. It's not as beautiful."
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  835. …in reply to @ckymnstr
    ckymnstr Hahaha
  836. …in reply to @undefined
    @danieladuque_s I wish I was!! Still in lisbon... Maybe later this year :)
  837. …in reply to @undefined
    @danieladuque_s Not just you!! Lisbon is very nice tho :)
  838. …in reply to @mnowster
    mnowster No I took a short nap and felt very relaxed 😎
  839. …in reply to @juliepagano
  840. RT biochembelle: Part of my vacation is playing with images in #showandhide by catehstn. #CarmenBBn24 appsto.re/us/J_sP4.i https://t.…
  841. …in reply to @biochembelle
    biochembelle 💜💜💜
  842. RACCOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  843. Read the whole thread but this bit: wow. Also how they *almost* hid it from history. histoftech/868241001579761664
  844. …in reply to @DavidKnuth3
    DavidKnuth3 But HEDGEHOGS
  845. …in reply to @DavidKnuth3
    DavidKnuth3 Sure but what better characteristic could *anyone* have?!
  846. …in reply to @mnowster
  847. …in reply to @undefined
    @fdevillamil Yes! In the new art museum :)
  848. SOOOOOOOOON I'll be drinking tea and champagne at the Fashion high tea and taking selfies like a kardashian with my beloved JillWetzler 😍❣💋
  849. …in reply to @catehstn
    JillWetzler skamille I can't believe you won't be joining us 💔💔💔💔💔
  850. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille JillWetzler WE WILL MISS YOU SO MUCH I MISS YOU SO MUCH 💋💋💋💋💋
  851. Today I snuck into an abandoned tropical garden because I wanted to see this pot plant situation up close. There were also peacocks.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  852. …in reply to @matt_slotnick
  853. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica omg jp!!
  854. …in reply to @twicezer0
  855. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler We can always buy you a fancy hat 🎩
  856. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille Yeah it's a pain. This is why I hired an illustrator for my latest deck.
  857. …in reply to @old_sound
    old_sound skamille Very reasonable!! Less than any outfit I would wear on stage.
  858. …in reply to @keavy
  859. …in reply to @ladycornfish
  860. …in reply to @JillWetzler
  861. …in reply to @ijayessbe
    ijayessbe matt_slotnick Botanical garden in Belem. It's like they shut some of it off? But you can sneak through.
  862. …in reply to @astralbodies
  863. …in reply to @karamcnair
    karamcnair Omg 💜
  864. Vintage telephone, found in palace.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  865. RT kronda: For colored girls who just want to live their fucking lives, even when things are terrible: facebook.com/kronda/posts/10158708035910317?pnref=story https://t.c…
  866. You might think it's nice to be in a cloud. It's not. I've spent the afternoon in a cloud & feel like I will never be warm & dry again ☁️☁️💦
  867. RT tef_ebooks: it turns out the two hardest problems in computer science are paying women the same amount of money and showing posts in ch…
  868. What kind of country has white supremacists shooting people who then, if they survive, have to CROWDFUND THEIR HEALTH CARE?!?
  869. …in reply to @catehstn
    Even more shockingly, some people claim this is the greatest country in the world. Err, that is a low bar for others to vault over.
  870. …in reply to @catehstn
    I have to conclude that people who think that have 1) never left the country 2) never read/watched anything other than fake news.
  871. …in reply to @mattmiklic
  872. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy Some might be under-levelled women matching their previous salary but YES I AGREE WITH YOU.
  873. RT EricaJoy: The Google I know misses no opportunity for good press. If the numbers were good, there would be a whole site dedicated to sh…
  874. …in reply to @sharonw
    sharonw 💜
  875. …in reply to @sarahmei
    sarahmei 💜💜💜💜💜
  876. RT rosso: Mentoring Calls Available for under-indexed* in tech & working in mobile by catehstn cate.blog/2017/05/16/mentoring-calls-available via @techspeakdige…
  877. RT omojumiller: 1. In celebration of my #20YearsACoder, I am conducting a retrospective on the journey.
  878. You need to read this by NatDudley - Recovering from a toxic job – medium.com/@natdudley/recovering-from-a-toxic-job-c92ef696120e
  879. …in reply to @EmilyGorcenski
    EmilyGorcenski Yeah you totally can. You need to get the right insurance policy though, and passport renewal can get painful.
  880. …in reply to @catehstn
    EmilyGorcenski I have to return to the U.K. Every 100 days for insurance purposes.
  881. “I think I might be irresponsible” “I think you might be a little irresponsible.” ~mostgood
  882. ICYMI - I wrote about breaking talk prep down to make it manageable - cate.blog/2017/05/25/preparing-a-talk-in-pieces/
  883. I was going to swim today but there were people doing an exercise class on floating boards so… cardio and kettle bells it is!
  884. …in reply to @catehstn
    People were clustered around the window watching. I don’t have the nerve to try it in Portuguese. Suspect that would not end well for me.
  885. …in reply to @catehstn
    I am having a good run of not concussing myself lately. Don’t wanna break it.
  886. amyngyn omg dying reading this. DYING. I fucking LOVE IT. Thank you for making such a beautiful triangle.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  887. …in reply to @amyngyn
    amyngyn if I spent 2 hours making the perfect triangle I would probably write 3-4 blogposts on that topic so that seems very restrained 💜
  888. I’m feeling discouraged and overwhelmed lately 🙈💔 encouragement welcome.
  889. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also: please share your strategies for getting a sense of accomplishment from more nebulous work?
  890. …in reply to @NatDudley
    NatDudley 💜💜💜💜💜 thank you babe. Can I tell you again how much I LOVED your last blog post?
  891. …in reply to @jkohlmann
    jkohlmann 💜💜💜 thank you!!
  892. …in reply to @NatDudley
  893. …in reply to @karmatosed
    karmatosed 💜💜💜 you are right!! Always feel encouraged putting together my “what happened last week” post!
  894. …in reply to @ncoghlan_dev
    ncoghlan_dev Ooh I like that.
  895. …in reply to @undefined
    @snowcrashmike That cat has good ideas. I’m sorry you feel overwhelmed too!! It sucks :(
  896. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords 💜 I hope so.
  897. …in reply to @dontgetcaught
    dontgetcaught We’ll miss you!! But enjoy :) 💜
  898. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords Awwww 💜💜💜
  899. …in reply to @undefined
    @snowcrashmike That cat is living his best life. And thank you!! I believe in you also :)
  900. Love this - Designing for Forgiveness - medium.muz.li/designing-for-forgiveness-9538f26bf039 /by WhyJules /via WalterStephanie
  901. I have some questions 🦆👙
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  902. I cried the whole way through - At His Own Wake, Celebrating Life and the Gift of Death - nytimes.com/2017/05/25/world/canada/euthanasia-bill-john-shields-death.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=0
  903. …in reply to @rynchantress
    BeerOps amyngyn These are GREAT KITTENS thank you 💜💜💜
  904. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage Omg can't wait!! 😍
  905. …in reply to @jessfraz
    jessfraz YES WE DO 💋
  906. …in reply to @ThisTechGirl
    ThisTechGirl Aww thank you 💜💜💜
  907. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda I did and it was beautiful 💜 thank youuuuuuu ❣ did you enjoy Colombia 🇨🇴?!
  908. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    r343l 💜 haha yes too thin 💋 but thank you
  909. …in reply to @zenigel
    zenigel 💜💜💜 thank you. Also!! Excited to see you next week!!
  910. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano 💜💜💜
  911. …in reply to @web_goddess
    web_goddess Awww you are too kind 💜💜💜 thank you!!
  912. …in reply to @zenigel
    zenigel Oh wow that is a cool pic!! :)
  913. …in reply to @undefined
    @ykro 1) that dog has an excellent name and 2) some A++ advice and encouragement. Thank you!! 💜
  914. …in reply to @alicegoldfuss
    alicegoldfuss Oh nice! I do that with my coach and it's time to do June!! Always helps 💜
  915. …in reply to @ataulm
    ataulm Aww 💜
  916. …in reply to @omojumiller
    omojumiller Thank you!! Also I LOVED your story about 20 years in tech 💜
  917. …in reply to @shayefar
    shayefar 💜 thank you!
  918. …in reply to @undefined
    spimescape Aww 💜 thank you!! Comments like that make writing worthwhile.
  919. …in reply to @SamanthaZeitlin
    SamanthaZeitlin Haha yes!! Amazing how much and amazing how rarely we do it for others too. And yesssss writing always helps!! Thanks :)
  920. …in reply to @cathythemango
    cathythemango Thanks 💜 I do need to get better at breaks.
  921. …in reply to @webRat
    webRat Aww thank you :)
  922. …in reply to @neha_shah
    neha_shah Oh my god those are extraordinary owls I love them 🦉🦉 also: thank youuuu 💜
  923. …in reply to @kogent
    kogent Yeah I just upped my workouts which has been good! Just reminds me that there aren't enough hours in the day.
  924. …in reply to @freshRoots
    freshRoots 💜 thanks 💜
  925. …in reply to @_tomcassidy
    ThomasCassidy Ooh interesting. I'll look out for it!!
  926. …in reply to @catehstn
    Thanks for all the love and tips y'all 💜 I did a solid day of work and then hit the gym and tomorrow is Another Day 🦉
  927. …in reply to @undefined
    @lowenthal_jason Oh wow! :)
  928. …in reply to @VPoltrack
    VPoltrack Aww 💜💜💜 your raccoons were the best part of my talk. THE BEST.
  929. …in reply to @VPoltrack
    VPoltrack I kept showing people the deck being like "HAVE I SHOWN YOU THESE RACCOONS?!" Sample comments: "wow you really like raccoons" (duh)
  930. …in reply to @catehstn
    VPoltrack "What was your talk about?" "RACCOONS"
  931. …in reply to @Aleen
    Aleen YOU are amazing 💋
  932. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson Make dinner, clean the apartment and keep you warm at night.
  933. …in reply to @VPoltrack
    VPoltrack Raccoon fact: raccoons are the best.
  934. …in reply to @catehstn
    VPoltrack The other thing I did was swipe through the entire deck on my phone to people going “raccoon. Raccoon. Raccoon riding crocodile. Raccoon”
  935. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro You are my favourite Dan 💜
  936. …in reply to @VPoltrack
    VPoltrack I can’t imagine anyone not liking all of them. Idk what that would say about a person. Something bad.
  937. If You Want to Be Creative, Don’t Be Data Driven - medium.com/microsoft-design/if-you-want-to-be-creative-dont-be-data-driven-55db74078eda /by @billp365 /via WalterStephanie
  938. Just said goodbye to the man who has been tending to my needs here 😭💔 he says “they were very easy needs to attend to”.
  939. …in reply to @catehstn
    To be clear he’s been bringing me fresh juice, food & tea. I still haven’t found anyone to stroke my hair & tell me everything will be okay.
  940. …in reply to @catehstn
    Except for that brief moment with the Grover of Times Square.
  941. …in reply to @catehstn
    It me being pet by a Grover in Times Square.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API