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  1. "The work that one does is a way of keeping a diary." ~Picasso
  2. …in reply to @catehstn
    "I am sexually frustrated today."
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  3. …in reply to @catehstn
    "Conflict makes me uncomfortable."
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  4. …in reply to @catehstn
    "My wife doesn't understand me."
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  5. …in reply to @catehstn
    "I can only be myself around my lover."
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  6. …in reply to @catehstn
    "My wife complains I don't see her. But that feels unfair."
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  7. …in reply to @catehstn
    "I only feel alive during sex."
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  8. …in reply to @catehstn
    "Every day objects seem to mock my pain."
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  9. …in reply to @catehstn
    "When I'm near her I feel more like myself."
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  10. …in reply to @catehstn
    "I need to show her the way I see her."
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  11. …in reply to @catehstn
    "I just want to be understood."
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  12. …in reply to @catehstn
    "Everything we love is about to die, and that is why everything we love must be summed up, with all the high emotion of farewell, in something so beautiful we shall never forget it." ~Michel Leiris
  13. This is amazing - one of our new automattic mobile teammates wrote up how the experience was based on an interview I gave about onboarding! Keepin’ it real: how Automattic creates momentum on Day 1 – amandariu.com/2018/04/27/keepin-it-real-how-automattic-creates-momentum-on-day-1/
  14. “Stop shaming women” 🇮🇪 #repealthe8th
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  15. Got in from the airport and then went straight to the pool 🏊🏻‍♀️ so I feel proud of myself but also extremely tired 😴
  16. Social media is such a multiplier for awkwardness. Sometimes by a fraction (hello new friends) and sometimes exponentially (hello overthinking and overresearching and MEGA ANXIETY OMFG) 🙈
  17. …in reply to @jlengstorf
  18. RT jlengstorf: I ❤️ this quote: “We talk about how engineers hate process,” says catehstn, Mobile Lead at Automattic, “but here’s my the…
  19. …in reply to @jlengstorf
    jlengstorf Thanks!!
  20. Was really proud of myself for heading to the pool the second night in a row... and then I got here and realized I forgot my swim suit so... Now I don’t know how to feel? 😭
  21. RT skamille: Purpose is great, really important in getting people to work on important things, but it's not a miracle cure for every probl…
  22. Aujourd'hui était très épuisant mais demain je serai à Paris 🇫🇷
  23. …in reply to @catehstn
    Parfois, les gens se comportent comme prévu, et c'est très décevant. Mais parfois les gens sont une surprise délicieuse et terrifiante.
  24. …in reply to @catehstn
    Je voudrais une surprise charmante et terrifiante, s'il vous plaît.
  25. You know I’m emo when I decide I cannot possibly express my angst in English.
  26. …in reply to @catehstn
    French is the language of love and emo.
  27. “Involuntary celibacy” lmao more like expected outcome of oversupply of angry misogynists and lack of demand for same. Market forces!
  28. …in reply to @justkelly_ok
    justkelly_ok Hahaha omg what an idiot!
  29. RT justkelly_ok: catehstn Some random twitter dude has been tweeting "you must have large labia/you're a slut" jokes at me for 24 hours n…
  30. …in reply to @catehstn
    You’ll never believe this one weird trick for better interactions with women!
  31. …in reply to @codeOfRobin
    codeOfRobin Hahaha yeah p much tho
  32. …in reply to @varjmes
    varjmes justkelly_ok These dudes who think that suggesting a woman is having “too much” sex whilst complaining that they don’t get enough are quite something!
  33. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    @raludwick 💕
  34. …in reply to @kevinriggle
  35. …in reply to @ecarrion89
    ecarrion89 No es suficiente 💔
  36. …in reply to @undefined
    @escapethegray1 Merci! Moi aussi! Il y a toujours une raison d’espérer 😎
  37. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille Oui!!
  38. …in reply to @siruguri
    siruguri Thanks :)
  39. …in reply to @saraheolson
  40. …in reply to @NatDudley
  41. …in reply to @rgarner
    rgarner Haha thank you!!
  42. …in reply to @_mbdr_
    @maruthven 😎
  43. …in reply to @FunnelFiasco
  44. …in reply to @martinb3
    martinb3 Thanks for sharing that!
  45. …in reply to @osgOlivia
    osgOlivia Ah they don’t have them at the gym. I do have a spare but no goggles etc
  46. RT thehulkstoy: I saw this talk in person and it changed my life. This is an excellent read catehstn/991286260407914501
  47. …in reply to @thehulkstoy
    thehulkstoy Thank you 💕 I’m so glad it helped!!
  48. …in reply to @samuelgoodwin
    samuelgoodwin Thank you!!
  49. Today's WTHIC is a meditation on feedback, the arts of seeing and joy of being seen. If you want it, subscribe before I land in CDG: wherethehelliscate.com
  50. …in reply to @Folletto
    Folletto 1. Nothing distinguishes the text or suggests any kind of action / affordable.
  51. …in reply to @catehstn
    Folletto Affordance omg autocorrect has clearly not consumed any of Don Norman’s work.
  52. RT Folletto: We should learn more from the dangers of aphorisms taken out of context, and what it means for general human communications,…
  53. I’m not sure what CDG looks like from the outside but inside it feels very much like a somewhat utilitarian (but not military) spaceship.
  54. …in reply to @Folletto
    Folletto bl I have some feedback for you... ;)
  55. …in reply to @antifuchs
    antifuchs Yeah until Tuesday!!
  56. …in reply to @undefined
    @fdevillamil Hah
  57. …in reply to @amye
    amye Lol! Well the city is beautiful.
  58. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde You can imagine that floating through space!
  59. …in reply to @jeffwatkins
    jeffwatkins Thanks!! Tomorrow!!!
  60. …in reply to @percysnoodle
    percysnoodle :) thanks!
  61. …in reply to @mikeloukides
    mikeloukides Thank you!!
  62. …in reply to @jeffwatkins
    jeffwatkins Haha nice I will go find some :)
  63. …in reply to @antifuchs
    antifuchs Yeah would love to meet you!!
  64. Nice thing about travelling for fun not work and therefore with just pinkputor and one tablet... I can use this cute carry on I bought in Barcelona 😍🇪🇸
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  65. One of my favourite bands has a new album called « you should be happy » and I’ll be listening to this on repeat indefinitely kthxbai 🎧🎶
  66. …in reply to @NeoNacho
    NeoNacho One day. They can do this with tortoises.
  67. RT NeoNacho: catehstn At first, I thought it says “pause the men” ⏸
  68. …in reply to @Folletto
    Folletto some dude wrote a shitty article titled "the redistribution of sex" and I think the rest of it flows from there. I haven't followed closely though, my optimism about humanity is already v low.
  69. I love this series on solo women travellers from Asia - Meet the First Solo Female Traveller from the Maldives! buff.ly/2Kx2q5G
  70. RT kwugirl: I feel the same way: “I’m a questioner, and I was completely mystified by the behaviour of taking on arbitrary things and then…
  71. …in reply to @kwugirl
    kwugirl 💕
  72. …in reply to @kwugirl
    kwugirl Ahaha omg me tooooooo
  73. …in reply to @olaolusoga
    olaolusoga Folletto Your life was better an hour ago.
  74. A kind person described me as being “both bubbly and wise” today and i have decided I love it how do I make this my personal brand 😎
  75. …in reply to @daljo628
    daljo628 Is that gif... affirming or doubting?
  76. …in reply to @ynzc
    ynzc Haha nice!
  77. …in reply to @nwreg
    nwreg Haha thank you!
  78. …in reply to @Folletto
    Folletto Ah... that would have been the New York Times 🤦🏻‍♀️
  79. …in reply to @zoonini
    zoonini Ikr!! 😍🦉
  80. …in reply to @rob_rix
    rob_rix Haha awesome
  81. …in reply to @TijanOlamide
    TijanOlamide Me too!! Thank you!!
  82. …in reply to @iwasleeg
  83. …in reply to @daljo628
    daljo628 Ah I had not heard of him!!! :) raccoooooooooooooon 😍
  84. …in reply to @starkcoffee
  85. …in reply to @buritica
    buritica Did you forget pants again
  86. RT cottoncandaddy: today at my bar one guy made fun of his buddy for drinking a blue hawaiian and he goes "I don't give a shit if it's bab…
  87. 33 today - so here’s to another year of trying to live my best life 😎 First stop: the louvre! 🇫🇷
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  88. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml Thanks babe!
  89. Vintage selfie by male, 1847
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  90. …in reply to @catehstn
    “Rich people suffer too, you know.”
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  91. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro Thanks dannnnnnnn I miss you 💕
  92. …in reply to @wirehead2501
    wirehead2501 Thank you!!!!!!
  93. …in reply to @catehstn
    “Wardrobe malfunction on the battlefield.”
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  94. …in reply to @catehstn
    That picture annoys me so much. Why isn’t she wearing a bra?! Why?!? Don’t tell me, I know. The patriarchy.
  95. …in reply to @CoreneSeaver
    CoreneSeaver Thank you!
  96. …in reply to @catehstn
    I love this one though 😍
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  97. …in reply to @catehstn
    💯 extremely accurate portrayals of women relaxing.
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  98. …in reply to @mnowster
    mnowster Thanks friend!! 💜💜💜 miss you 💋
  99. …in reply to @aimafidon
    aimafidon 😍 thank you!
  100. …in reply to @catehstn
    “white feminism”
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  101. …in reply to @emmaguy
    emmaguy Thank you!!
  102. …in reply to @osgOlivia
  103. …in reply to @catehstn
    These tweets are brought to by the Delacroix exhibition. He was very driven by fame and his life sounds quite lonely.
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  104. …in reply to @bugKrusha
    bugKrusha Aww thank you 💕 you are so kind.
  105. …in reply to @aimafidon
    aimafidon 😍💕
  106. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky 💕
  107. This is just comical 🦁 👶 👙
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  108. …in reply to @catehstn
    I’m so glad now we have tshirts. It would be very stressful to live in a world where my clothes might just fall off at the smallest sign of distress.
  109. …in reply to @ScottMuc
    ScottMuc Yes!! Is stunning!
  110. …in reply to @olaolusoga
    olaolusoga Thank you!
  111. …in reply to @undefined
    NitinMehta19 Thank you!
  112. …in reply to @roseanna_g
    roseanna_g Thank you!!
  113. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar Thanks 💜💜💜
  114. …in reply to @saraheolson
    saraheolson Thank youuuuuuuuuu 💋
  115. …in reply to @sepcot
    sepcot 😂
  116. 😍🇨🇭 14 Best Places to Visit in Switzerland buff.ly/2rj3iC6
  117. Words to live by 😎
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  118. …in reply to @catehstn
    💯 could not agree more
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  119. Birthday cake 😍
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  120. …in reply to @codeOfRobin
  121. …in reply to @gokatiewilde
    katie_womers Thanks Katie!! 💕
  122. …in reply to @daljo628
  123. …in reply to @zoonini
    zoonini Merci!!! 💕
  124. …in reply to @Aleen
    Aleen Thank you!!! 💜
  125. …in reply to @cy_sha
    cy_sha Thanks G!! I miss you!!
  126. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz Merci!! 💜
  127. …in reply to @catshive
    catshive Thank you 💕
  128. …in reply to @nheagy
    nheagy Omg that is epic
  129. …in reply to @daljo628
    daljo628 That bird is alarming!!
  130. …in reply to @jeffwatkins
    jeffwatkins Thanks!! I really did!
  131. buffer current version of iOS app, iOS 11.3.1 “buffer” button is not there unless the keyboard is dismissed. Also: no obvious way to dismiss keyboard.
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  132. …in reply to @karmatosed
    karmatosed Thanks!!
  133. …in reply to @daljo628
    daljo628 Ahh not deliberately so :)
  134. …in reply to @ay8s
    ay8s buffer Huh now I can’t repro. I will keep trying!
  135. …in reply to @ay8s
    ay8s buffer Original time was launching share extension from twitter in app browser.
  136. RT queer_queenie: SILLY OPINION TO END FRIENDSHIP OVER: "i don't like mayonnaise" NOT SILLY TO END: "i don't think you should have basic…
  137. hmason skamille made me ride the subway instead of taking a nice walk and I thought of you 💕
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  138. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager Thank youuuuuuu 💜
  139. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress Aww 💕 but also!! Yay you!! 👗
  140. …in reply to @aliciatweet
    aliciatweet Thank you!!!
  141. …in reply to @catehstn
    I need to find someone who is willing to have a (potentially long) conversation with me about how Kandinsky’s work makes us FEEL.
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  142. …in reply to @youvalv
    youvalv I don’t think this will be a public conversation :)
  143. …in reply to @handsrm
    handsrm 💕 tell me your feelings!! Via dm if you want :)
  144. …in reply to @ansate
    ansate 💕 dm?
  145. Idea for a future trip to an art gallery: I will put on some extremely emo music (aka the music I listen to 95% of the time) and tweet the lyric playing at the time a picture captures my attention.
  146. …in reply to @catehstn
    “Baby it’s alright”
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  147. Inspiring - raccoon trying to live best life, seeks adventure via plane!! cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatoon/raccoon-air-canada-delay-1.4647867 /via nheagy
  148. …in reply to @catehstn
    “They say we didn’t pay to hear opinions, so why don’t you shut up and sing.”
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  149. …in reply to @catehstn
    “Put you back together little daydreamer, take the time to mend your wounded heart.”
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  150. …in reply to @catehstn
    “It’s easy to get lost when you’ve found freedom.”
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  151. …in reply to @catehstn
    “Is there something I should know about the colors that you’re wearing.”
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  152. …in reply to @catehstn
    “I’m up at 30,000 feet, and I’ll be clinging to my seat.”
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  153. …in reply to @catehstn
    “We'll have tiny boxes for memories Open them up and we'll set them free There'll be bad days and some hard times But I'll keep your secrets, if you keep mine”
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  154. …in reply to @catehstn
    “Take my picture and then you laugh But I hate the way I look in photographs”
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  155. …in reply to @catehstn
    “Whenever you’ll take me is where I will go.”
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  156. …in reply to @catehstn
    “Here comes tomorrow.”
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  157. …in reply to @catehstn
    “I’ll be here on your darkest day, no one said it’s easier to stay.” (There is a dead mouse inside)
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  158. …in reply to @catehstn
    “It was me that held you hostage, and it was me that held the key.”
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  159. …in reply to @catehstn
    “Is there something I should say About the troubles you've been living”
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  160. …in reply to @catehstn
    “Use me anytime.”
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  161. …in reply to @catehstn
    “All we need is something real to believe in.”
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  162. …in reply to @catehstn
    “Dreaming of a perfect day, the kind that doesn’t exist here anyway.”
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  163. …in reply to @catehstn
    “You are the sun in a desolate sky.”
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  164. Omg this is a thing, been confusing me for a while and team mystery had been why it happens in our support queue! The South Asian Men Sliding Into Your DMs in Hopes of ‘Fraandship’ melmagazine.com/the-south-asian-men-sliding-into-your-dms-in-hopes-of-fraandship-2faca1162da5?gi=a0aa1f336124 /via anildash
  165. …in reply to @polotek
    polotek operaqueenie That is AWESOME!!!
  166. Spent basically the entire day in the Pompidou with skamille and I have no regrets 😍😎
  167. …in reply to @undefined
    irlnomi 💕
  168. …in reply to @bmispelon
    bmispelon Oh wow!!
  169. …in reply to @beaulebens
    beaulebens You are so domesticated.
  170. The stickers kwugirl made me for where the hell is cate. Such a beautiful and thoughtful gift that I think of often 💕 nicole_cliffe/992806484953071621
  171. …in reply to @bmispelon
  172. …in reply to @beaulebens
  173. …in reply to @wiredferret
    wiredferret anildash Orly! Haven’t got any there. Or maybe I just ignore all linked in invites...
  174. …in reply to @abelar_s
  175. Argh I don’t often drink wine but when I do I am in Paris and I hate being hungover 😭 at least I didn’t talk about kettles this time...
  176. …in reply to @lenazun
    lenazun What are you going to do when he gets big enough to eat you 😭
  177. RT ashedryden: It feels like the lives of men would be a hell of a lot easier if they just stopped violently hating women, but what do I k…
  178. RT triketora: software engineer cheatsheet. this is gold sarahcpr
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  179. …in reply to @apeatling
    apeatling beaulebens Omg the pair of you 😂
  180. RT DanMcL99: A unicyclist and his raccoon were among those detained by police at Moscow's "He's not our tsar" anti-Putin protest today. Pi…
  181. …in reply to @wirehead2501
  182. …in reply to @gesa
    gesa Aww glad you are doing better now!! 💕
  183. RT womensart1: Scallop, 2003, Aldeburgh Beach, Suffolk by Maggi Hambling #womensart
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  184. RT WhoresofYore: “Women do pay for sex, and this is why” - by me. inews.co.uk/inews-lifestyle/women/the-women-who-pay-for-sex/
  185. Omg there is an exhibit called “artistes et robots” at the grand palace. I AM SO EXCITED.
  186. …in reply to @catehstn
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  187. …in reply to @catehstn
    “Robots are becoming so autonomous that they appear to challenge the authority of the artists who delegate part of their power to the machine. We know where the work begins, but not when or how it will end.”
  188. “I love you to death but you are never navigating again” ~skamille (Our trip is going well)
  189. A Small Kindness I'll Never Forget - cupofjo.com/2018/04/small-kindnesses/ /via kwugirl
  190. …in reply to @toyclimbs
  191. …in reply to @janklausa
    janklausa Who even ARE you?! 😂 (J/k I’m very proud!!)
  192. …in reply to @undefined
    @fdevillamil skamille Until Tuesday! I have some time tomorrow ?
  193. “More dangerous are the common men.”
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  194. …in reply to @undefined
    @fdevillamil skamille :) cool! I’ll ping you when I’ve figured out plans!
  195. This thread is very worth reading (thanks cypheroftyr for surfacing) and really illustrates the problem of people thinking that the work of “inclusion” should be (even can be!) comfortable. It’s not. It can’t be comfortable. djed_press/993067176666910720
  196. …in reply to @catehstn
    As a cis able bodied white woman I can tell you that a lot of conversations around trans or race or disability are not comfortable for me. But sitting with that discomfort and understanding it is part of the work.
  197. …in reply to @catehstn
    In these moments you can feel however you feel as long as you recognize that it’s not on people who are already marginalized to make you feel better. It’s on you. If you must take those feels somewhere take them to your therapist. Or another privileged friend.
  198. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
  199. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
  200. Cool drink after a long day 😴
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  201. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli IT IS 😍
  202. …in reply to @roseanna_g
    roseanna_g It’s super tasty!! Orange and pineapple and lemon and grenadine!
  203. …in reply to @saraheolson
  204. …in reply to @funkwit
    funkwit Orange, pineapple and lemon juice with grenadine!!
  205. It me. Sitting in la orangerie. Surrounded by Monet’s water lillies. Listening to jimmy eat world.
  206. …in reply to @catehstn
    It’s not possible to take a picture that captures this experience. Here is a snippet.
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  207. …in reply to @catehstn
    Another snippet. This is one of the two shorter panels! The other two panels are 2.5, maybe 3x as long! This experience is AMAZING!
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  208. …in reply to @catehstn
    A snippet from my favourite panel 😍
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  209. …in reply to @catehstn
    Holy shit there’s another room.
  210. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler RACCOON dog
  211. RT JillWetzler: Finally I can trick catehstn into liking a dog mollypriddy/993347597581471744
  212. Surrealist newton.
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  213. …in reply to @catehstn
    Space elephant.
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  214. Last night with skamille 💔 so we are at the moulin rouge!
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  215. …in reply to @catehstn
    We just witnessed this woman like... pole dance on another human whilst wearing roller skates and my mind is blown.
  216. …in reply to @catehstn
    There is a nearly naked woman in a vat of water full of snakes. Oh my god.
  217. RT skamille: So catehstn convinced me to go to the moulin rouge and it had it all: boobs, sequins, feathers, snakes, roller skaters, can…
  218. …in reply to @karamcnair
    karamcnair skamille Haha it was machine at the moulin rouge!
  219. RT olafurw: I have an idea for a data structure, hear me out. A linked list where every node contains a hash of all the data in the nodes…
  220. The “hug” emoji is creepy af so I have decided 💞is the true hug emoji.
  221. Most of this Jean Fautrier exhibit leaves me cold. But I like this one.
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  222. …in reply to @codeOfRobin
    codeOfRobin Sooooo true!
  223. RT TechnicallyRon: Let’s play a game of MILLENNIAL MONOPOLY. The rules are simple, you start with no money, you can’t afford anything, the…
  224. RT hankgreen: This note at the end of the entry for the word "Clitoris" on the Online Etymology Dictionary is everything. https://t.co/zOW…
  225. …in reply to @CAwkward
    CAwkward #lifegoals 💞
  226. RT Luvvie: Here it is - #ThisisAmerica: Donald Glover's Video is a Gripping Read | Awesomely Luvvie luvvie.me/2wjPNYz
  227. Ed Sheeran came to Cork whilst I was gone and that’s it I seem to have missed the big happening of Cork for 2018 😭
  228. …in reply to @catehstn
    Related: I am back in cork, it’s cold, and there is no pina colada 💔
  229. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde 😭
  230. …in reply to @janklausa
    janklausa Honestly I don’t really know who he is but it makes me sad to miss the Event Of the Year!
  231. …in reply to @meghafon
    meghafon You are living your best life 😎
  232. …in reply to @undefined
    @cattsmall 💞
  233. …in reply to @meghafon
  234. Burn.
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  235. Is this why my knee is hurting again? 😭
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  236. Creating Success, Together - the final part in my series exploring success and creating alignment - buff.ly/2IpU7ud
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  237. …in reply to @catehstn
    With thanks to Folletto and mattmiklic who both helped me a ton with this talk! 💕 you both!
  238. RT johnmaeda: “Most weaknesses are a strength over-used.” —MichelleBee
  239. …in reply to @polotek
    polotek peterseibel @grownuptown marcprecipice I’m such a bad friend 😱😭💔
  240. RT ashsmash: I wish I’d had someone tell me when I was younger that I knew more than I gave myself credit for. Advice isn’t universal and…
  241. RT corbett: When you're visibly pregnant 🤰🏼 people start congratulating you all the time. It's great! But I want this encouragement for al…
  242. …in reply to @rockbot
    rockbot polotek peterseibel @grownuptown marcprecipice Well that one is true 💋
  243. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml polotek peterseibel @grownuptown marcprecipice Aww thank you 💞 and yes yours is accurate (but more forgivable!)
  244. RT MavenOfMayhem: “Not everyone supports the LGBTQ community and we need to respect their opinion.” An opinion is whether or not pineappl…
  245. …in reply to @ecarrion89
  246. …in reply to @ichthyos
    ichthyos rockbot polotek peterseibel @grownuptown marcprecipice Aww you’re great autocorrect is wrong 💞
  247. …in reply to @marcprecipice
  248. …in reply to @EmilyGorcenski
  249. This talk is the articulation of the hardest won lesson in my career, learnt through being bullied and harassed at The Coglomerate. Success is not what you escape from; it’s what you go towards. catehstn/993944165024239618
  250. …in reply to @catehstn
    Preparing it was a truly miserable experience for a number of reasons but having given it twice and finally completed the blog post series... I can finally be a little proud of it 💋
  251. I have long wondered what it is that would cause me to have a nervous breakdown and finally I can tell you: it's buying a house by myself.
  252. …in reply to @catehstn
    Fast forward some time from now. Everything is grey because I couldn't choose any colors. My living room consists of a grey exercise ball and a £7K sculpture I bought one night during the period in which I took up drinking. At night I sleep on a pile of blankets on a grey floor.
  253. …in reply to @catehstn
    Everything else I own is in a box. The gym has become my coworking space and also the shower because otherwise I have to tip lukewarm buckets of water over my head. I buy buckets of ice and exist on a diet of protein shakes and Starbucks tea.
  254. …in reply to @catehstn
    I ordered some grey furniture, but I have ceased to believe it will ever arrive. At night I cry myself to sleep, saying WHY past Cate? WHY?!
  255. Love this in depth article about getting into speaking by twostraws and super flattered to have my comments included! buff.ly/2I00Trp
  256. …in reply to @iOSDevZone
    iOSDevZone :) it’s in cork!
  257. …in reply to @donncha
    donncha 😭
  258. …in reply to @techiejackie
    techiejackie Haha okay!!
  259. …in reply to @javalnanda
    javalnanda Thank you!!!
  260. …in reply to @designatednerd
    designatednerd 💞 thank you!
  261. …in reply to @sharonw
    sharonw Ahhh yeah it’s horrible!! Thank you!!
  262. …in reply to @antifuchs
    antifuchs 😭 thank youuuuu
  263. …in reply to @crystalvisits
    crystalvisits Haha thank you!!
  264. …in reply to @twostraws
  265. …in reply to @ynzc
    ynzc 💞
  266. RT Taco_Lad: catehstn This reads like you bought a berth on an interstellar freighter that's a cross between red dwarf and firefly
  267. …in reply to @Taco_Lad
  268. …in reply to @iOSDevZone
  269. Breaking news: “Three Americans freed from prison in North Korea arrive back in the US to be greeted by president Donald trump.” Have these people not suffered enough?!?
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  270. RT sarahmei: Now Stallman has the unmitigated gall to suggest that removing his disgusting jokes (& believe me, the jokes weren’t the half…
  271. …in reply to @zenigel
    zenigel 💞
  272. Something I have been cultivating for a while is a deep belief in the capacity of everyone I care about. If one of them is thinking about doing something awesome, I will say "I believe in you" and I will mean it 💞💋
  273. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager 💜💜💜💜💜
  274. …in reply to @twostraws
  275. Love this - Why all designers should do [real] customer support buff.ly/2ItNZkM /by thedezzie
  276. …in reply to @benclarkwood
    benclarkwood lara_hogan I don't think those are raccoons!! Raccoon approximations.
  277. Leaving the gym for the third time today because 1) I did the double! (Oh yeah!) and 2) I had to pick up and hand deliver the results of my mri to the physio because the hospital sent them to a random person (omfg I can’t even).
  278. …in reply to @catehstn
    I am super pissed about this MRI thing but after three months it’s nice to be able to take all my angst to the gym and try and sweat at least some of it out.
  279. …in reply to @undefined
  280. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml I mean the sculpture was so beautiful...
  281. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml I liked Holmes place.
  282. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml It was a smaller version of this where the structure (not the figures) were made of white marble. This is the original, which is more like 50K.
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  283. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml Right?!?????
  284. …in reply to @bitsybot
  285. RT TechnicallyRon: Russia don't qualify for #eurovision meaning that the eurovision voting system is harder to hack than the US election a…
  286. …in reply to @bugKrusha
    bugKrusha Aww yeah!!
  287. RT catehstn: Creating Success, Together - the final part in my series exploring success and creating alignment - buff.ly/2IpU7ud h…
  288. Everyone needs a work bff! Continually grateful to apeatling for being mine 💞
  289. The past two weeks I have been retraining myself to say “the mobile team” instead of “my team”. Each time I 💔 Today I left the last of the team channels. I am 😭💔😭💔😭
  290. …in reply to @daljo628
    daljo628 Well. Worst things have happened than that! 😂
  291. …in reply to @ReinH
  292. …in reply to @ReinH
    ReinH Thank you 💞
  293. RT _powpow_: “Here’s the thing about organizational dysfunction. Sometimes it’s created by political machinations. But often it’s created…
  294. RT mekkaokereke: I don't use time in rank as a factor when hiring for my team, because it's a signal that works disproportionately well fo…
  295. …in reply to @sarahblackstock
  296. …in reply to @janklausa
    janklausa I hope she is okay!!! 💞
  297. Reading working with legacy code and it is just making me want to write code. Or tests. Mostly tests actually. 😍👩🏻‍💻
  298. …in reply to @undefined
    @fdevillamil daljo628 Hahaha no!!! I’m just moving to another team!
  299. …in reply to @catehstn
    Lol people wondering, ofc I’m not leaving I love my job! I am just rotating to work on Jetpack for a while with my other work BFF, beaulebens 💞
  300. …in reply to @catehstn
    Watching this whole convo about job tenure I am grateful to work at a place where my work is recognized and there are internal growth opportunities for me! Also where my male peers don’t seem to be threatened by me being good at my job, and we can work together 💪💞
  301. …in reply to @catehstn
    I could never quite believe this at the Conglomerate but these things are out there - and I hope you find them too 💋
  302. …in reply to @undefined
    @fdevillamil daljo628 Jetpack!!!
  303. …in reply to @undefined
    @fdevillamil beaulebens Beau is extremely fortunate, yes hehehe
  304. …in reply to @undefined
    @fdevillamil beaulebens That I am not going to comment on 😂
  305. …in reply to @kamilah
    kamilah Thanks!!! I hope berlin is treating you well! 💕
  306. …in reply to @laparisa
    laparisa You are living your best life!
  307. …in reply to @kamilah
    kamilah Awesome!! Was it fun?
  308. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress 💕💕💕
  309. …in reply to @scherem
    scherem Thank you!!
  310. …in reply to @starkcoffee
  311. Visiting the museums of bathrooms, kitchens and domestic furniture today. What do y’all think about this bed?
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  312. …in reply to @catehstn
    I think I like the first sofa better? I can’t believe I’m about to spend the cost of a round trip plane ticket to Australia on a piece of furniture.
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  313. …in reply to @vonneudeck
    vonneudeck Why is it hard to clean?
  314. …in reply to @catehstn
    I guess I need to buy a Hoover? Should I also buy a €400 hair dryer? Oh my god who am I becoming am I dying why do I need a hairdryer 😭😭😭
  315. …in reply to @ScribblingOn
    ScribblingOn Okay cool I’ll buy it. Thank you!
  316. …in reply to @vonneudeck
    vonneudeck Hmmm yeah a lot of the others are fabric? Which seems worse.
  317. …in reply to @catehstn
    Okay I have picked out the bathroom of my dreams. Feeling much better about everything 🚿
  318. …in reply to @catehstn
    Oh shit I just bought two beds? 🛏
  319. …in reply to @__namc
  320. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress These things happen
  321. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress I mean... not to _everyone_
  322. …in reply to @queersorceress
  323. …in reply to @sarahblackstock
    sarahblackstock 😱😱😱😱😱
  324. …in reply to @catehstn
    Now I am going to choose a kitchen... so I am going to spend an obscene amount of money on something I rarely use and don’t care about.
  325. …in reply to @catehstn
    My bathroom: a palace. My kitchen: a dishwasher and a kettle kthxbai
  326. …in reply to @henriksen
  327. …in reply to @codeOfRobin
    codeOfRobin That is exciting!!
  328. …in reply to @mollyclare
    mollyclare I ended up buying a different one that lifts hydraulically to reveal STORAGE! It’s epic.
  329. …in reply to @vonneudeck
    vonneudeck Hmm yeah good point.
  330. …in reply to @vonneudeck
  331. RT vonneudeck: catehstn Of course you can do whatever you want, but maybe you should go home and sleep a night before purchasing such exp…
  332. …in reply to @kamilah
    kamilah That’s awesome!!! I’ve only been once ages ago. I had fun tho!
  333. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli 💸💸💸😭
  334. …in reply to @skamille
  335. …in reply to @vonneudeck
    vonneudeck Yeah it is a good plan :) I’m just short on time and for some things I know what I want.
  336. …in reply to @kamilah
    kamilah 💕💕
  337. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli I guess that means you bought a lawn?!
  338. …in reply to @kahlouie
  339. …in reply to @catehstn
    Okay I am getting an entirely white kitchen like this one. I will paint the opposite wall a deep and vivid pink.
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  340. …in reply to @amye
    amye 😎
  341. …in reply to @catehstn
    I feel a bit shell shocked after all of this... 😱
  342. …in reply to @ckymnstr
    ckymnstr Haha kitchen is arriving after you!!
  343. …in reply to @micheletitolo
  344. …in reply to @rossgrady
    rossgrady Lol! Okay none of that will be allowed in my house.
  345. RT womensart1: Sarah Maple, contemporary British artist who was brought up as a Muslim, known for her bold and sometimes controversial art…
  346. RT womensart1: US Surrealist painter Kay Sage, My Room Has Two Doors, 1939 #womensart
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  347. RT sarahmei: Including folks from marginalized groups necessarily means excluding toxic folks. When you keep the toxic ones because they’…
  348. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
  349. Ahhhh Eurovision... Can you watch it on Netflix?
  350. …in reply to @janklausa
    janklausa Oh good because I haven’t learned how to work the tv here and now is not the time to start!
  351. …in reply to @JohnHackworth
    JohnHackworth Yayyy thank you!
  352. …in reply to @catehstn
    Don’t worry everyone, someone helped the hapless millennial and I have the YouTube link now!
  353. …in reply to @JohnHackworth
  354. …in reply to @janklausa
    janklausa Your live tweets of Eurovision are giving me LIFE rn 🌟
  355. RT JohnHackworth: I root for Portugal, but since I don't think they have any chance, I hope at least Australia wins and we finally can wel…
  356. …in reply to @JosephaHaden
    JosephaHaden 💕 good luck!
  357. RT JillWetzler: I am so blessed to be able to afford therapy, and to have found a therapist I connect with. I really wish we had a better…
  358. Clearly, it’s a very small tiger-monkey hybrid. chelsesaurusrex/995127939585851392
  359. I was in a pretty dark place through most of Q1 but I have started to feel genuinely happy the past few weeks or so. This has been pretty hard won, so I want to share a bit about what’s changed...
  360. …in reply to @catehstn
    The biggest thing is definitely health!! I got super sick August last year and it took a long time (and a second round of antibiotics at the end of December) to truly feel better.
  361. …in reply to @catehstn
    And then of course I had an accident that left me physically incapacitated. I’m still not 100% and there are some things I can’t do. But I have a normal (for me) level of physical activity again and it’s _great_.
  362. …in reply to @catehstn
    The second change is around not thinking purely short/long term but accepting the lengths of time I can contemplate. E.g. Cork as a place I expect to spend at least the next year. This frees myself from the dichotomy of nomadism and the idea of a “forever place”.
  363. …in reply to @catehstn
    The third thing is embracing independence (not just in travel but in life). Buying a townhouse alone has been pretty brutal, but it’s also a thing to be proud of! And I’m excited to have everything as I want it.
  364. …in reply to @catehstn
    The fourth thing is confidence. One of the insidious things about “prove it again” is internalizing it and demanding that you “prove it again” to yourself, too - whilst being your own harshest judge.
  365. …in reply to @catehstn
    I’m owning what I’ve accomplished and creating space for myself to grow and not judging past Cates too harshly for their mistakes. Seeing change and _getting credit_ for that change helped a lot. But _I_ had to believe it too.
  366. …in reply to @catehstn
    The fifth thing is setting boundaries - which I feel comes from that confidence. I am willing to say “yes, and this is what I need”, to shut the laptop because I _want_ to do something else - rather than I can’t do any more.
  367. …in reply to @catehstn
    This also involves setting boundaries around the feelings I will allow other people to put on me. Wanting to help and support people doesn’t commit you to enabling or “fixing” them. Which we all know can’t be done anyway 🙃
  368. …in reply to @catehstn
    Most of this has been my work, but embracing people who love and respect me and saying okay-fuck-you to the people for whom I will never be enough (or always be too much) helps me do it.
  369. …in reply to @catehstn
    Someone reminded me recently how I committed to this work at the start of the year with #2018liberations. If you liberated yourself too, I’d love to know how that’s going? catehstn/947755807902502912
  370. …in reply to @catehstn
    Being happy is not something that we work to “deserve” but there can be work we have to do to open ourselves up to it. It doesn’t help to judge our own path to getting there anymore than it helps to judge the people around us.
  371. …in reply to @catehstn
    Anyway! Those are my thoughts for the day from the gym early on a Sunday morning. Have a good one! Much love 💞💋
  372. …in reply to @maeveynot
    maeveynot Thank you! 💕
  373. …in reply to @mdy
    mdy Thank you!!! 💕
  374. …in reply to @wirehead2501
    wirehead2501 Thanks babe 💞💕💞
  375. …in reply to @toorsdenote
    toorsdenote Aww 💞 I hope you find it!
  376. RT MrFilmkritik: When someone disagrees with you online & demands you prove your point to their satisfaction by writing a logically sound…
  377. i18n problems...
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  378. RT ticky: to comply with GDPR, as of May 25th, I will no longer be remembering anybody’s name, face or personal details without their expl…
  379. …in reply to @designatednerd
    designatednerd Yes exactly!!! 💞
  380. …in reply to @scherem
    scherem 💕
  381. There’s a series on here called heroes and villains... this is the first piece - “segregation”.
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  382. …in reply to @catehstn
    Love this warrior woman in the fierce outfit 💪
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  383. …in reply to @catehstn
    🐷🐷🐷 very reminiscent of Animal Farm (but painted two years before).
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  384. …in reply to @catehstn
    💯 villain!
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  385. …in reply to @catehstn
    “Flanders and the Narrow Seas” - this one is haunting.
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  386. …in reply to @thinkovation
    thinkovation At the Crawford gallery in cork, by Robert ballagh.
  387. …in reply to @catehstn
    “Dignity in the face of naked capitalism.” (Actual title: “eviction scene”)
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  388. …in reply to @catehstn
    The soundtrack for this was the Goo Goo Dolls / Soul in the Machine. Apt.
  389. …in reply to @catehstn
    The girls expression captures how I feel about brexit.
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  390. …in reply to @catehstn
    “Even in a crowded room we can feel alone or perceive unfriendly faces, until someone comes along and makes us feel we’re the only one in the room that matters.”
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  391. …in reply to @benclarkwood
    benclarkwood 💞 thank you
  392. …in reply to @stillinbeta
  393. …in reply to @whereistanya
    whereistanya chiuki That sounds about right 😭
  394. …in reply to @snookca
    snookca Yeah it really adds to it imo.
  395. …in reply to @osgOlivia
  396. …in reply to @FunnelFiasco
    FunnelFiasco Hahaha yea
  397. …in reply to @undefined
    irlnomi 😂
  398. If you move a meeting forward, what does that really mean? theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/apr/13/time-move-meeting-forward-oliver-burkeman /by oliverburkeman
  399. …in reply to @polotek
    polotek Yeah I only do it for over a week when the benefit of having more space and a washing machine makes a big difference. At this point they will usually discount, too.
  400. …in reply to @Folletto
    Folletto WCEurope So organized!!! Will be awesome, I am excited for it 😍
  401. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler Omggggg!!!
  402. …in reply to @zoonini
  403. New job title (🚀🤖)... maybe I need a new profile picture too, this one is a bit too human, all like, "BUNNY! I just want to love youuuuuuuuuu 😍" 🐰
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  404. “Would you be a bit more radical than the average British person?” (lol yea)
  405. …in reply to @dougaitken
  406. …in reply to @kamilah
    kamilah Omg yes
  407. Not surprised by this, but always good to find data - “working on diverse teams produces better outcomes precisely because it’s harder” buff.ly/2dftTsT /via johnmaeda
  408. Okay back on: buying a house is definitely going to cause me to have a nervous breakdown. Or spontaneously combust 💥🔥
  409. …in reply to @undefined
    @lvl13charlatan I hope so!
  410. …in reply to @duretti
    duretti Thanks babe 💋
  411. …in reply to @Aditi_Rajagopal
    Aditi_Rajagopal Thanks! I am actually very close to the end of house buying but still have renovation to do on it and somehow this bit is also v stressful.
  412. …in reply to @juliepagano
  413. …in reply to @kstewart
  414. …in reply to @ChrisShort
  415. …in reply to @AlexisJanson
    AlexisJanson Interesting, I hadn’t thought of that angle.
  416. …in reply to @cmccarrick
    cmccarrick I need to do _everything_ to it. New kitchen, bathroom, floors, wall painting... and I own a desk and two exercise balls.
  417. …in reply to @AlexisJanson
  418. 💜 What Happened When I Took a Year Off From Having a Personal Life buff.ly/2IG3Sot /via felsull
  419. …in reply to @webwright
  420. …in reply to @cypheroftyr
    cypheroftyr That’s awesome!!!
  421. RT duretti: oh look, a whole mood AND my brand promise womensart1/995921691917344770
  422. …in reply to @sarahblackstock
    sarahblackstock Thank youuuuuuu 💞
  423. …in reply to @ichthyos
    ichthyos You’re very smart 💋
  424. 27 things I learned about hiring in tech from looking for a new engineering management role buff.ly/2ICpvWn /by lrnrd
  425. Taxi driver is telling me about all the mountains in Ireland 😂 I had no idea there were mountains in Ireland. But also a little skeptical, I think when I investigate I’ll find they are hills hahaha 🇮🇪
  426. Yayyyyyy osgOlivia came to visit cork and we got to have dinner pls more of my friends do this I am willing to travel to suburbia for those who do 😍💞💋
  427. Such a loving and cuddly raccoon 😍 instagram.com/p/BizHEjsBjGd/
  428. …in reply to @nwreg
    nwreg 😂
  429. …in reply to @NatDudley
    NatDudley Ahahaha!
  430. RT NatDudley: catehstn They are so cute. There are more than 100 topographically prominent mountains in NZ that are over twice the height…
  431. …in reply to @amyngyn
    amyngyn I say “under-indexed folk” which I learned from the incomparable duretti
  432. …in reply to @stillinbeta
  433. I love that my friends and I talk about how many cities we have hung out together 💞 and just FYI if we hang out in three cities we will be friends forever, it’s the rules kthxbai 🗺
  434. …in reply to @kf
    kf Not made it to 4 years yet but a bunch of my colleagues have made it much longer (and at 5 you get three months off!) so would love it if you considered automattic ! 💞
  435. RT BashaChris: If you're a product designer for both iOS and Android but exclusively use one platform, no amount of reading will accustom…
  436. …in reply to @Aleen
    Aleen Awww yessssssss And now you live in Seattle chances of us intersecting irl are greatly improved! 💋
  437. …in reply to @janklausa
    janklausa Let’s say yes 💞
  438. …in reply to @aeva_io
    aeva_io glowforge That’s so exciting!!
  439. Found a playlist called “emo forever” so yes that is what I will be listening to all day 🎧 🎶
  440. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor Haha not sure saying hi in the office in Sydney does 😂💞
  441. …in reply to @daljo628
    daljo628 wirehead2501 @AutomatticGM This is how I will end up forever friends with all my colleagues 😂💞
  442. …in reply to @wirehead2501
    wirehead2501 One to go!!!!
  443. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg Omg we are at so many!!! Copenhagen, New York, Ottawa, those two strange rural places, sf, Seattle... YES COME TO CORK!!!
  444. …in reply to @MichelleBee
    MichelleBee New York? I’m coming in August!!
  445. RT AshleighAxios: Don't conflate kindness with weakness It takes a mastery of will to be kind and considerate to others when we individua…
  446. …in reply to @mnowster
    mnowster Ooh!! Tomorrow!!
  447. “It’s clear that this man saw more in color than the common man or woman. To him, color was more than a quality of an object, more than an adjective. Color had its own meaning, its own depth, its own purpose in our world.” buff.ly/2ImUdn4 /via youvalv
  448. Finally got those MRI results 😭💔 I don’t know whether I am going to cry or vomit. Can you do both at the same time?
  449. Thanks for all the love, y’all. Sorry I haven’t been replying... I can’t talk about it right now.
  450. …in reply to @catehstn
    I am not dying please don’t panic.
  451. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden 💕💕💕
  452. I cried a lot today so excited for a Friday night of Xanax, Canadian pain killers and MORE CRYING 😭😭😭
  453. RT lizthegrey: I am beyond pissed that Sarah Adams got harassed, threatened, and stalked out of the Go community, out of her job at Google…
  454. RT nex3: I want better math education so we can stop describing gender as a "spectrum" and start describing it as a "multidimensional vect…
  455. Ahhhhhh the mobile team 😍😂 I miss them! 💔 janklausa/997464459777118208
  456. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml janklausa They were like that when I found them.
  457. When everything feels beyond my control, I like to start with better hair 💇🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  458. tried to take public transport alone and accidentally an extremely rural place 😱
  459. …in reply to @undefined
    irlnomi I am planning on buying a chair today and actually going to suburbia to investigate it.
  460. There is no magic in motherhood. That is a lie. Just a female human being, here, saying, I can’t do this. I don’t want to.” thetimes.co.uk/edition/thetimesmagazine/caitlin-moran-having-a-child-should-be-your-choice-7tk76rdzs /by caitlinmoran
  461. Oh no...
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  462. Buying a house has turned me into someone who when asked how I am talks about what color I am going to paint things. Ngl I hate myself a bit right now.
  463. …in reply to @catehstn
    But this is who I am now so I'll just tell you that today I ordered €7K worth of Domestic Appliances (this made me feel physically sick), a sofa, and picked out floors. The last stop was to fulfill one of my two Domestic Goals: I bought a hanging egg chair 😍
  464. …in reply to @catehstn
    The only thing remaining in structural stuff is... Paint 🎨
  465. …in reply to @catehstn
    Well the other thing I have to decide is if I want to commit to laminate flooring upstairs too given that it costs ~€1.4K to do the stairs in it and... I can't believe this is a major decision that I have to make. Who even am I right now?!
  466. …in reply to @catehstn
    My fear if I don't do it is that I will regret it every time I go up or down the stairs, forever 😱
  467. …in reply to @undefined
    @rhc3p0 apeatling It's okay I took care not to buy a lawn.
  468. …in reply to @seb_ly
    seb_ly Oh! This one is super nice and looks very wood like. I'll send you a picture...
  469. …in reply to @juliainor
    juliainor This is what I worry about!!
  470. …in reply to @wiredferret
    wiredferret Haha :) I made my mom choose all the appliances!!
  471. …in reply to @undefined
    @rhc3p0 apeatling 😇
  472. …in reply to @juliainor
    juliainor Oh my godddddddddd okay
  473. …in reply to @macgenie
    macgenie Oh that is super nice!
  474. …in reply to @saraheolson
  475. …in reply to @seb_ly
  476. …in reply to @catehstn
    #DomesticGoals
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  477. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml 😎
  478. …in reply to @melchoyce
    melchoyce As a user, yes... as someone who worked on that hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaomgiamcryingnow
  479. …in reply to @codeOfRobin
    codeOfRobin I am so excited!! Have wanted one of these for YEARS!
  480. …in reply to @drpotter
    drpotter Lol never occurred to me to paint anything myself don’t worry 😉
  481. …in reply to @drpotter
    drpotter I know my limits when it comes to Advanced Domesticating! I can barely do Basic Domesticating!
  482. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad Hermit crabs :)
  483. …in reply to @dgentry
    dgentry Eek!!
  484. …in reply to @askari01
    askari01 This is one reason why living alone is awesome.
  485. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar My traffic stats are booming 🙈
  486. …in reply to @ichthyos
    ichthyos That gif!
  487. …in reply to @xorhearts
    xorhearts Thanks babe 💋
  488. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar Tx tx
  489. …in reply to @CatSwetel
  490. …in reply to @endocrimes
  491. …in reply to @fox
    fox Thanks
  492. …in reply to @designatednerd
  493. …in reply to @rmillerwebster
  494. …in reply to @Aleen
    Aleen 💜💜💜
  495. …in reply to @karmatosed
  496. …in reply to @bugKrusha
  497. …in reply to @wirehead2501
  498. …in reply to @jewelia
    jewelia 💕
  499. …in reply to @nigelbabu
  500. …in reply to @koke
    koke 💜 see you monday!!!
  501. …in reply to @mekkaokereke
  502. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
  503. …in reply to @dearsarah
  504. …in reply to @lizthedeveloper
  505. …in reply to @catshive
  506. …in reply to @Patjouk
    Patjouk 💜
  507. …in reply to @zara_p
    zara_p 💜
  508. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano 💜💜💜
  509. …in reply to @crystalvisits
  510. …in reply to @duretti
    duretti 💞
  511. …in reply to @dev_jac
    dev_jac 😍
  512. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy 💕 thanks hon, appreciate you 💋
  513. …in reply to @nicoleckohler
    nicoleckohler One of my fave raccoons 💕
  514. …in reply to @mdy
    mdy 💜
  515. …in reply to @undefined
  516. …in reply to @macgenie
  517. …in reply to @lenazun
    lenazun 💜
  518. …in reply to @quephird
  519. …in reply to @betsythemuffin
  520. …in reply to @antifuchs
  521. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
    LittleMxSurly 💞🙈
  522. …in reply to @monica_farrell
  523. …in reply to @kamilah
    kamilah 💜
  524. …in reply to @anaulin
    anaulin 💔💕
  525. …in reply to @sharonw
    sharonw 💜
  526. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml 💜
  527. …in reply to @rakyll
    rakyll Thanks 💜
  528. …in reply to @osgOlivia
    osgOlivia 💕💕💕 so good to see you!!
  529. …in reply to @ichthyos
  530. …in reply to @undefined
    @fdevillamil Thanks
  531. …in reply to @alexisylchan
  532. …in reply to @bitsybot
    bitsybot 💜💜💜💜💜
  533. …in reply to @therealfitz
    therealfitz Thank you 💜
  534. …in reply to @queencodemonkey
    queencodemonkey 💜💜💜 thank you
  535. …in reply to @daljo628
  536. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
  537. …in reply to @ansate
    ansate Omg yesssss And you were there too!!
  538. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor Oh yes!!!!!!!
  539. …in reply to @askari01
    askari01 :/ ah yeah. This one was on sale!
  540. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    @raludwick I have wanted one of these for YEARS I remember telling webwright about my Domestic Dream and him mocking me.
  541. …in reply to @kstewart
    kstewart There’s still time. Children need to make mistakes and learn from them 😂
  542. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    @raludwick 1) I can’t believe you didn’t tag me in this tweet 2) I am very pleased you are supporting our furry friends. They need strength to defeat the brogrammers.
  543. …in reply to @askari01
  544. …in reply to @kstewart
    kstewart Next time you could try getting a raccoon.
  545. …in reply to @webwright
    webwright @raludwick You can’t imagine mocking me? Or mocking a domestic dream of mine? Or me having a domestic dream? All of the above have happened and not even at the same time. But also 💞 that level of Domestication sounds exhausting 😱
  546. …in reply to @seb_ly
    seb_ly Ooh nice!! I really wanted everything to be monochrome... I have an aesthetic. But yes probably fewer electrical bits and pieces than you 💕
  547. …in reply to @webwright
    webwright @raludwick If I am a satisficer should I read this
  548. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    @raludwick I suspected that which is why the raccoons need strength and encouragement
  549. …in reply to @kstewart
    kstewart Either or with the caveat I am not a parent and I don’t use window
  550. …in reply to @webwright
    webwright @raludwick I mean I only had two domestic dreams... the hanging egg chair was one of them (you thought I was talking about a hammock thing) and the other is the bathroom of my dreams.
  551. …in reply to @catehstn
    webwright @raludwick It was nice being a nomad tho
  552. …in reply to @webwright
    webwright @raludwick It’s very stressful
  553. …in reply to @MichelleBee
    MichelleBee webwright Tony mocks EVERYTHING it’s his brand although he is being nice right now to lull us into a false sense of security. Like a dog about to eat an unsuspecting human.
  554. …in reply to @astralbodies
    astralbodies Aww 💕
  555. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor Omg colombiaaaaaaaaaaaa 🇨🇴 I miss it! Hope you are having fun!
  556. …in reply to @qwandor
    qwandor Aww :( hope he feels better soon.
  557. …in reply to @webwright
    webwright MichelleBee Michelle has taught me that your brand is not what you say, it’s what people say about you 😉🤩🤭
  558. …in reply to @MichelleBee
  559. …in reply to @beaulebens
    beaulebens drpotter apeatling Have you heard peatling talk about his lawn?!
  560. …in reply to @undefined
    @rhc3p0 notnownikki kstewart ... is that a game?
  561. …in reply to @comay
    comay Thanks 💜
  562. …in reply to @lenazun
    lenazun Is that the bit when the puppy eats 2-3 fingers?
  563. …in reply to @ichthyos
    ichthyos Adorbz!
  564. …in reply to @stillinbeta
  565. The thing that makes me most depressed about our inability to progress on inclusion is how much of inclusion is just being a decent person and making (relatively small) efforts towards fairness.
  566. …in reply to @catehstn
    We have some heroes of inclusion who pushed great progress at great personal cost but seriously the progress that could be made if we all just showed up to work each day and treated our colleagues (and potential colleagues) with kindness and respect? Would be immense.
  567. …in reply to @catehstn
    Managers and HR would need to model and encourage and - ultimately - enforce this though. Fellow managers: this is hard but also your fucking job. Get what you need together in order to do it. I believe in your capacity. HR, not gonna lie, I’ve given up on y’all helping here.
  568. Digging through email & reminded of this snippet from a WTHIC - on management, & remote management in particular. Sharing it in the hope that it's useful, but also because it reminds me that I love that newsletters create space for unfinished, answerless thoughts & vulnerability.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  569. RT TechnicallyRon: The daily mail comment section racists are going full bananas bonkers about the royal wedding so here is what today's f…
  570. …in reply to @roseanna_g
    roseanna_g Yeah!!
  571. RT daiyitastic: People being like "achieve this big long term goal by doing just 10 min of it a day! So easy to fit into your schedule, ma…
  572. This is great - about building and growing a design team in a startup. Worth a read! buff.ly/2KI77tA /via orenellenbogen
  573. RT torinellis: Church said Ahh-mennn! catehstn/998096260572893184
  574. RT brandon_r_horan: BREAKING: A new theory has just emerged regarding the horrific shooting in Santa Fe: The gunman did not act alone but…
  575. …in reply to @melchoyce
    melchoyce I mean I worked on slides not that feature but yeah... catch me irl some time and I will tell you some STORIES! ;)
  576. …in reply to @GattaKat
    GattaKat Omg so stressful :(
  577. RT polotek: Nobody is confused about the effects of rejecting men. That’s not what this is about. The problem here is men still assume tha…
  578. RT chiuki: Regular reminder: If you like someone's work, be it blog post, talk, drawing or anything, tell them! The negative people are to…
  579. AffideaIreland hi! Been over a week since I stopped by cork location & learned you had sent my personal medical information to a random place and delayed my treatment by several weeks. I still haven’t heard back. FYI I am still quite appalled and extremely upset about this.
  580. I don’t want to be the person who complains about brands on twitter, but what kind of (private!! Expensive!!) medical service does this and then DOESN’T FOLLOW UP? catehstn/998250189235343360
  581. RT polotek: Another aspect of the trap that is toxic masculinity is teaching men to suppress their emotions. So many men don’t know how to…
  582. …in reply to @anaulin
    anaulin 💯
  583. …in reply to @harper
    harper At home but I need to leave for the airport at 4am 😱😭
  584. …in reply to @harper
    harper Why did past Cate do this?
  585. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy Omg dying to see the results of this!
  586. …in reply to @harper
    harper “Dear future Cate i am sorry for my callousness... I thought you might have a nice day in Amsterdam. Now I see that it is not true.”
  587. …in reply to @harper
    harper Postit in my passport 😉
  588. …in reply to @harper
    harper Not clever enough to book the evening flight.
  589. …in reply to @jbeda
    jbeda Those are awesome!!!
  590. …in reply to @apeatling
    apeatling beaulebens drpotter Ahhh will I have to keep it where you can see it during video calls 😂
  591. …in reply to @CAwkward
  592. 🌟 Why Talented People Don’t Use Their Strengths hbr.org/2018/05/why-talented-people-dont-use-their-strengths /via cmccarrick
  593. RT yvonnezlam: The thing that makes me depressed about lack of progress on inclusion is how much we focus on putting the burden on individ…
  594. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille Aha thanks for this one I am so bad at that!
  595. My biggest minor irritatant at work is that people don’t use CALENDARS. This tweet is brought to you by being at the airport and not knowing where I am staying tonight. Because it’s idk in slack or maybe a spreadsheet but not a CALENDAR omfg this is what they are FOR people 😭
  596. …in reply to @queersorceress
  597. …in reply to @inannamute
  598. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress 😂 I mean... also fair.
  599. …in reply to @queersorceress
  600. I’m right on track then 😎 rachelnabors/998316190119448576
  601. …in reply to @undefined
    @fdevillamil Fo’sho!
  602. …in reply to @anildash
    anildash skamille I will literally come to nyc for mangos and the pair of you 🥥
  603. RT js_edit: So half of the right is arguing for door control, and the other half is telling teenage girls to have sex with any boy who wan…
  604. …in reply to @sophaskins
  605. RT polotek: We didn't talk about how hetero women can also contribute to perpetuating toxic masculinity. That's not my lane to speak on. B…
  606. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager Oh my god 💜💜💜💜💜
  607. …in reply to @npassaro
  608. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager I am just worried about YOU!!! 💞
  609. This workshop is awesome!! No wonder it’s sold out 🤩😎 geek_manager/998493964079640576
  610. RT RyanMHolt: .terrycrews is my hero
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  611. Oh my so fluffy!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  612. …in reply to @catehstn
    I need this for... reasons relating to destroying the patriarchy 😇🔪
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  613. …in reply to @catehstn
    In the end...
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  614. …in reply to @catehstn
    IF YOU WANT A PICTURE OF THE FUTURE
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  615. Ahhhh there is an exhibit called “high society” at the Rijks and this is perfect for a series of pictures in which I will make up a series of breakups...
  616. …in reply to @catehstn
    “The one who moved to Hollywood to pursue his dream of being an actor after that one commercial... last you heard he waits tables now.”
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  617. …in reply to @catehstn
    “The one who loved his dog more than you.”
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  618. …in reply to @catehstn
    “The ~mostly~ functional alcoholic you dated during your party phase.”
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  619. …in reply to @catehstn
    “The last much older man before seeking out therapy for daddy issues.”
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  620. …in reply to @catehstn
    “The emo one”
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  621. …in reply to @catehstn
    “The one that got too into Palio. And soylent. You know. The douchey one.”
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  622. …in reply to @catehstn
    “The one who desperately needed his fathers approval but could never get it.”
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  623. …in reply to @catehstn
    “The one everyone thought was the perfect boyfriend but actually... he was super controlling.”
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  624. This is SO GOOD on imposter syndrome, shocked to find it in the ACM - Is there a fix for impostor syndrome? interactions.acm.org/archive/view/may-june-2018/is-there-a-fix-for-impostor-syndrome /via kwugirl
  625. …in reply to @catehstn
    “That one lesbian experience in high school.”
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  626. …in reply to @catehstn
    “That other lesbian experience at uni.”
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  627. …in reply to @catehstn
    “The girl you never kissed but still dream about sometimes.”
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  628. …in reply to @catehstn
    “The biggest mistake. Let’s not discuss it.”
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  629. …in reply to @catehstn
    “The one who left in the middle of the night with your heart, all your Tegan and Sarah CDs and $1000.”
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  630. …in reply to @catehstn
    “The only man you ever really loved and the woman he left you for.”
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  631. …in reply to @catehstn
    “The one who became a lawyer.”
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  632. …in reply to @catehstn
    “That one wild night in New York...”
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  633. …in reply to @catehstn
    “The tortured artist who never paid for dinner.”
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  634. …in reply to @catehstn
    “The one who most needed therapy (which is saying something).”
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  635. …in reply to @catehstn
    “The accountant.”
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  636. …in reply to @catehstn
    “That lost weekend in Paris.”
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  637. …in reply to @catehstn
    I think I am out of portraits y’all but that is a good one to end on... I promise I only subtweeted some of my exes, and I won’t tell you which 😇
  638. …in reply to @notnownikki
  639. …in reply to @undefined
    @raquelxmoss Hells yeah
  640. …in reply to @wiredferret
  641. …in reply to @polotek
    polotek I mean sure but also for all men around the world can nit pick on details, I’ve found toxic masculinity to be pretty universal...
  642. …in reply to @monica_farrell
    monica_farrell Amsterdam!!!!
  643. …in reply to @aliciatweet
    aliciatweet 💜💜💜
  644. Day 1 of management training 😱
  645. For once, a kindness from past Cate 🤧🤒
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  646. …in reply to @iOSDevWeekly
    iOSDevWeekly Oh thanks!!
  647. …in reply to @wirehead2501
  648. …in reply to @SusanColantuono
  649. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky Thank you 💕
  650. …in reply to @dkoller82
    dkoller82 Thanks for sharing that
  651. …in reply to @ZibbyZ
    ZibbyZ Hahaha :)
  652. …in reply to @codeOfRobin
    codeOfRobin Tx tx !
  653. …in reply to @bobnadler
    bobnadler Thanks for sharing that
  654. …in reply to @sarahblackstock
    sarahblackstock That’s awesome! I miss you a lot but I’m glad you are living your best life 💞💋
  655. RT duretti: I have opinions and am mouthy pls invite me to tell them to you on your computer based podcast AlexCox/998672211283193856
  656. …in reply to @mekkaokereke
  657. When I was 12 or 13 I swam 5000 meters and Completed my collection of swimming badges (I am a hardcore Completionist and started young, apparently.) ptnetherton/998796702852308993
  658. …in reply to @wirehead2501
    wirehead2501 Oh that’s great!! It’s interesting so far!
  659. …in reply to @lizthegrey
    lizthegrey How do you distinguish between high budget and low budget?
  660. So I fell down some stairs yesterday which hurt a lot (omg I can’t quite describe it) but something good seems to have happened to my shoulder and I can’t make head or tail of this at all. Or trust it. But also I’m like woaaaaaaaah I can do this! I haven’t done this in 4 months!!
  661. …in reply to @catehstn
    So much physio and acupuncture and rehab exercises and if falling down some stairs is what makes a difference... I can’t even. BUT ALSO! So happy! I have been super sad because I thought I was going to need surgery 😭
  662. …in reply to @catehstn
    It me awake half the night windmilling my arm and going “I BET I CAN SWIM BUTTERFLY AGAIN” and plotting to find a human who will let me lift them.
  663. …in reply to @catehstn
    The last time I fell down some stairs I ended up with a concussion and a new ex boyfriend. This is much better.
  664. …in reply to @justizin
    justizin ... we do need more data for Science.
  665. …in reply to @norcross
    norcross 😂 not the most flattering comparison...
  666. …in reply to @norcross
    norcross Hahaha
  667. …in reply to @justizin
  668. …in reply to @quephird
    quephird Yeah!!
  669. …in reply to @designsimply
    designsimply I will try !!
  670. …in reply to @lizthegrey
    lizthegrey Kk that’s a good distinction. Thanks!
  671. …in reply to @sarahblackstock
  672. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson Haha I can in August 💜
  673. Management training is making me think I should write a new management series on “management: the pieces of your job you wish you didn’t have to do”. Topics: organizational dysfunction, firing people, difficult feedback conversations, re-orgs...
  674. …in reply to @beaulebens
    beaulebens 😂😇
  675. …in reply to @lenazun
    lenazun That I am not taking on! #officeproblems!
  676. …in reply to @realn2s
    realn2s Everything will be on Cate.blog!! :)
  677. …in reply to @plankers
    plankers Awesome suggestions!!
  678. Upgrading this flight: €144 Still being alive this time next week: “idk but that seems within budget”
  679. RT roidrage: Hey folks, I’m looking for a new role as VP Eng or CTO, remote or Berlin. I care about healthy and diverse engineering teams,…
  680. …in reply to @skamille
  681. …in reply to @stephBoisvert
  682. The positive effects of falling down the stairs seem to have worn off so I need some new ideas. Is this how people develop recreational drug habits? Or maybe I can get into parkour?
  683. RT stevebennett: I think it's important that engineering managers stay technical. And by "stay technical" I mean having a business critic…
  684. …in reply to @stevebennett
  685. …in reply to @amyngyn
    amyngyn Wait where in Spain are you? I just landed in MAD.
  686. …in reply to @amyngyn
    amyngyn :( I am off to Lisbon tomorrow.
  687. Hoping to get my full human rights in the country I live in today 🤞🇮🇪 #repealthe8th
  688. Love to be a woman with an opinion on the internet 😎 joshuabakradze/1000043057797107713
  689. RT blogTO: Someone in #Toronto was spotted walking their pet raccoon bit.ly/2xdbQAV
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  690. …in reply to @undefined
  691. “Madrid is one of the safest cities so if you were murdered they would talk about you for like... a year.” ~JohnHackworth
  692. …in reply to @catehstn
    I know the exit polls look good but mega anxious waiting for the final official result 😭 months of walking past all the fucking misinformation posters from the “no” campaign has been _traumatic_ 💔
  693. …in reply to @mattmiklic
  694. …in reply to @catehstn
  695. “How and why did you go to North Korea?” “I thought you meant how and why did I lose my passport.” “No, that seems perfectly reasonable.” (Is beaulebens implying vacation to North Korea is not?!?)
  696. I’ve bought beaulebens to Mercado Ribera and I am not sure I will ever get him out of here. It’s good to see someone experience such pure, intense and complete joy, though...
  697. …in reply to @ansate
    ansate You would be living your best life
  698. RT meakoopa: representation matters.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  699. …in reply to @lccarson
  700. “Is now the time I take up drinking?” beaulebens “welcome to jetpack”
  701. It me getting emergency workshop facilitation training from Folletto 😱
  702. …in reply to @Folletto
  703. …in reply to @nicoleckohler
  704. …in reply to @wiredferret
    wiredferret I am in love 😍
  705. Comparing Fitbit stats with beaulebens and he’s like “you don’t sleep you just die” 😂
  706. RT janklausa: airline/hotel/credit card points are just extreme couponing for middle class
  707. RT juliepagano: I see that article about garbage gendered pay expectations is going around again. It’s so hard navigating between men whos…
  708. RT RedIsDead: History is filled with women I'm furious nobody told me about in school
  709. Doing 1:1:1s with beaulebens and I’m like “what are you worried about” and he’s all “what are you excited about?!” And this is how we balance each other out 😂
  710. …in reply to @janklausa
    janklausa 😂 never change
  711. OH “I love wildlife and not just to eat them.”
  712. “Bachelor accommodation”
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  713. E_TOO_MANY_PEOPLE i think I have segfaulted 🥀💥🔥✨
  714. I have started to use the word “alignment” a lot lately and I have some questions and concerns about who I have become.
  715. It would have been dontgetcaught's birthday tomorrow. I still miss her, and continue to feel so much gratitude for everything she taught me.
  716. Just landed in LHR and there’s a plane coming in from Seoul and it’s completely normal that I just want to run away to Seoul and meet a raccoon, right? I am going back to a beurocractic nightmare otherwise...
  717. …in reply to @roidrage
  718. …in reply to @roidrage
    roidrage Ahhhh I want that to be me so bad
  719. RT roidrage: catehstn This could be you!
  720. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml Yeah!!!
  721. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml No I saw people in Thai airlines uniforms and now I kinda want to go there...
  722. …in reply to @janklausa
    janklausa dantoml Raccooooooooooooooonzzzzzz
  723. RT Chick_in_Kiev: me arguing with men online
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  724. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    @raludwick Oooooh!!
  725. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml janklausa Like tomorrow?
  726. Someone just told me I look well and rested and I need to see people who recently had babies more often. For my self esteem and general optimism 😂
  727. …in reply to @skamille
  728. “No Scrubs” by TLC in the US. “Swear it Again” by Westlife in the U.K. I feel good about one of these I guess… Swank0cean/1001667827697422336
  729. …in reply to @Pj_Lowe
    Pj_Lowe 💜💜💜💜💜
  730. RT JillWetzler: This reminds me of the time one of my friends said "you always have your life together" and I was like "damn we must have…
  731. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler 😂💞
  732. …in reply to @zara_p
    zara_p Lmao
  733. Holocracy is the formalization of non-management.
  734. …in reply to @harper
    harper 😂
  735. Why are some people so mad about strangers sharing brief moments of happiness on the internet?
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  736. …in reply to @notnownikki
    notnownikki chicken and egg problem there... which comes first? being a jackass or having no friends?
  737. …in reply to @twostraws
  738. …in reply to @schmitzoide
    schmitzoide :) thanks!
  739. Find the Perfect Image with the Free Photo Library — en.blog.wordpress.com/2018/05/09/free-photo-library/
  740. "There can be no more problems! You can have a problem tomorrow!" ~mattmiklic
  741. This is amazing - Ursula K. Le Guin on Being a Man – Brain Pickings brainpickings.org/2014/10/17/ursula-k-le-guin-gender/ /via Folletto
  742. Drowning in things left unsaid 🌊
  743. RT sarah_edo: You can't claim to support women/underrepresented people equally if you have trouble seeing them as a peer or in senior role…
  744. …in reply to @cmccarrick
    cmccarrick Ahhhhh it has to be better not to know 😭
  745. …in reply to @melchoyce
    melchoyce Ahh!! Will miss you!! But excited for you!!
  746. RT justkelly_ok: "error"????
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  747. …in reply to @maybe_social
    codermay Thanks :)
  748. …in reply to @stuhecdamir
    stuhecdamir Thanks for sharing that
  749. …in reply to @SOARwithMetis
    SOARwithMetis Thanks for sharing that
  750. …in reply to @angsuman
    angsuman Thanks for sharing that
  751. …in reply to @junya
    junya Thanks for sharing that
  752. …in reply to @bhatti_shahzad
    bhatti_shahzad Thanks for sharing that
  753. …in reply to @Robofarm
    Robofarm Thanks for sharing that
  754. …in reply to @CarbonCapture_9
    @Social_Media_a4 Thanks for sharing that
  755. …in reply to @codeviking
    codeviking Thanks for sharing that
  756. …in reply to @mdy
    mdy Thanks for sharing that
  757. …in reply to @markdarling
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  758. …in reply to @gluecode
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  760. …in reply to @piannaf
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  761. …in reply to @wiredferret
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  762. …in reply to @vinayaugustine
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  765. …in reply to @martinb3
  766. RT wordpressdotcom: “Think about the kind of culture you want to build on the team, then put in processes that back that up — and talk abo…
  767. …in reply to @comay
    comay 💜