catehstn’s avatarcatehstn’s Twitter Archive

June 2018 — 531 tweets

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  1. …in reply to @funkwit
  2. …in reply to @undefined
    @snowcrashmike 💜
  3. …in reply to @sophaskins
  4. …in reply to @therealfitz
  5. …in reply to @ewebber
    ewebber mattmiklic New house rules!!!
  6. …in reply to @WiseArts
  7. …in reply to @Ni1anj0na
    @ElsiethePM :(
  8. …in reply to @notnownikki
    notnownikki 🤔🕵🏻‍♀️
  9. …in reply to @twostraws
    twostraws Ahaha
  10. …in reply to @undefined
    ParisaMehran Thanks for sharing that
  11. TFW you truly have made Great Progress in Domestication but you are on your way to the station to pick up your friend and you realize the only thing in the fridge is a single serving of cream cheese and some bottled water...
  12. This is great - The Power of Listening in Helping People Change buff.ly/2L9P3ZI
  13. I have discovered an emoji on slack called :angrykiss: and OMG WHY ISN’T THIS EMOJI A REAL EMOJI I NEED IT
  14. RT dw_learngerman: Bitte. 😀
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  15. …in reply to @koke
    koke you're WELCOME!
  16. I have taken up drinking 🍹
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  17. “That’s the secret code when women talk to each other, ‘that’s a nice dress it has pockets’ means ‘stab the next guy you see’” ckymnstr is intent on destroying the patriarchy 😂
  18. #lifegoals
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  19. …in reply to @monica_farrell
  20. RT nicoleckohler: notnownikki catehstn ckymnstr OH MY GOD CATE COME ON YOU RUINED IT
  21. …in reply to @nicoleckohler
  22. …in reply to @astralbodies
    astralbodies Aww 😍💞
  23. …in reply to @JohnHackworth
    JohnHackworth 😂 do I want to know what that means?!
  24. RT __apf__: Email triage strategy - Not important: mute - Important: answer immediately - VERY IMPORTANT: wait until I can answer in detai…
  25. Crashed the mobile team townhall yesterday to see all the amazing stuff they are shipping and their ongoing quest to evangelize raccoons and honestly idk what was the proudest moment... Okay it was the raccoon thing. Culture is important.
  26. …in reply to @catehstn
    New team is like “what’s up with raccoons” and I’m like “raccoons are like software engineers, they are trying to live their best lives but sometimes they are stuck in the trash” and yeah I guess that is my management philosophy.
  27. …in reply to @JohnHackworth
  28. …in reply to @daljo628
    daljo628 Zactly
  29. …in reply to @dgentry
    dgentry Hahaha
  30. …in reply to @undefined
    @charwarz Jetpack engineering!!!!
  31. …in reply to @rtgarden
  32. …in reply to @tammypetro
    tammypetro Hahaha no!
  33. …in reply to @dougaitken
    dougaitken I have a very normal level of appreciation for them which more people should emulate, actually 😎
  34. RT dougaitken: catehstn I just had a lightbulb moment reading this tweet about why you’re obsessed with them! Makes complete sense https:…
  35. …in reply to @kamilah
    kamilah Wild!!!
  36. Choosing paint colors today with ckymnstr who is telling me how much window coverings cost and oh my god I am not ready for any of this pls stop I don’t want to be an adult anymore 😭
  37. …in reply to @catehstn
    In other news I am supposed to move next weekend and I still don’t have any keys but I do have TWO fucking life insurance policies now so everyone don’t worry because if I die the bank will be JUST FINE.
  38. RT AndrewDHudson: This is the shit I log on for.
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  39. MichelleBee in the Irish butter museum and learning how in 1962 they branded all Irish butter “KerryGold” with tv as the main medium and I am thinking of you. Cork needs to be our 4th city 😍
  40. Oh my god in the butter museum and this place is incredible.
  41. …in reply to @catehstn
    “The people of medieval Ireland elevated cattle raising to the level of a national pastime. Almost as much time appears to have been spent in tending to cattle as in conducting expeditions to steal them.” 😂
  42. …in reply to @catehstn
    “Driving off undefended cattle may often have been an easy task. But returning home safely with the spoils was often extremely difficult. Even with a good head start the raiders’ escape would be hampered by herds of cattle.”
  43. …in reply to @catehstn
    “The more dating conducted raids over hundreds of miles. Toirrdhealbhach O Conchobhair, king of Connacht between 1106 and 1156, led no less than 23 major cattle raids between 1111-1154. His forays often involved considerable distances through inhospitable and hostile terrain.”
  44. …in reply to @catehstn
    “For any Irish kind there could be no more flattering obituary than the claim that he, more than any of his rivals, had commanded the most cattle raids.”
  45. …in reply to @catehstn
    “Big butter: nature’s refrigerator or pagan ritual?” These are the questions we must ask, y’all.
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  46. …in reply to @catehstn
    Keg of “bog butter” from the 1000AD
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  47. …in reply to @catehstn
    There’s a song playing called “please leave my butter alone” ahahaha oh my
  48. …in reply to @catehstn
    I’m like “this has been my greatest experience in Ireland so far” and ckymnstr seems concerned.
  49. …in reply to @beaulebens
  50. RT kindofstrange: The ability to make others feel respected and valued is a vastly underrated skillset.
  51. RT ESTBLSHMNT: A read for all you proud #catdads out there: “They have enough interest in people, but can also assert themselves. And the…
  52. Convinced ckymnstr to see whatever random thing is on at the Cork Opera tonight and she’s all “do you know what it is” and I’m like “isn’t that part of the fun?” And apparently not because she looked it up and we’re seeing some kind of indie Irish music 🎶
  53. RT womensart1: 'Young Owl' by Inuit artist Kenojuak Ashevak #womensart
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  54. …in reply to @math_rachel
    math_rachel Aww I hope you feel better soon 💞
  55. …in reply to @notnownikki
    notnownikki Es cerrado, por que capitalismo.
  56. …in reply to @catehstn
    The conductor is wearing sneakers, a red tshirt and... tails. I fucking love it.
  57. …in reply to @undefined
  58. …in reply to @MichelleBee
    MichelleBee TheCloisters Oh my god when is it on until?
  59. RT justabookeater_: since I haven’t seen anyone talk about this, today in Puerto Rico, people set down pairs of shoes, in front of the Cap…
  60. In the midst of writers block lately and reading past blog posts I feel like “oh my god will I ever write anything that good again” 😭
  61. …in reply to @catehstn
    Omg that was EPIC!!! I’m so happy 😍
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  62. Nighttime roaming 😍🇮🇪
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  63. RT mKiK808: me walking into pride season... 🏳️‍🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🏳️‍🌈 HAPPY PRIDE EVERYONE!!! #CutToTheFeelingFriday #pride #loveislove @carlyraejep…
  64. …in reply to @lccarson
  65. …in reply to @judithmwilliams
    judithmwilliams _austrian Nooooooooooooo 💔😭
  66. Helen Keller 😍💪 thugznkisses/1002578076868403200
  67. …in reply to @nwreg
    nwreg Thank you 💞
  68. …in reply to @indec
    indec 🤞
  69. …in reply to @AndyDavies
    AndyDavies It’s true that like... currently my main inhibition is writing “complete” things in public. Wthic is neither... thank you 💞
  70. …in reply to @dgentry
    dgentry Aww 😍
  71. …in reply to @patmcdonald1972
    @thejackeen ckymnstr Lmao
  72. …in reply to @wirehead2501
    wirehead2501 daljo628 I don’t understand 😭
  73. …in reply to @nicoleckohler
  74. …in reply to @notnownikki
    notnownikki 💞 thank you!!
  75. …in reply to @catehstn
    wirehead2501 daljo628 Ahhhhhhhhhh I get it now. I am also ded.
  76. As a leader it is your job to find people who are ready for what’s next and help them level up! Sometimes this means bringing people into your team, and sometimes it means supporting people transitioning out of it. In a healthy organization people advance. Do your part!
  77. …in reply to @catehstn
    This usually looks like behind the scenes advocacy and coaching - it’s not a big, public thing. I will credit the people who have helped me in this way _forever_ and part of that credit is paying it forward as much as I can.
  78. …in reply to @catehstn
    Ask yourself who you have noticed and supported in this way, consider if you could do more, and if it is just people like you. Recognizing people’s individual strengths is the start of this work. Of course you should also check your bias but that is being a decent human 101.
  79. …in reply to @catehstn
    I love to find people who are doing this and talk to them about whether they are interested in leadership. My best tip for finding them is always paying a lot of attention to who people say have helped or impacted them. The same names come up _again_ and again.
  80. …in reply to @catehstn
    TL;DR: if you think there’s not enough leadership in your organization perhaps you’re not recognizing or supporting it enough (yet). Be the change you want to see!
  81. …in reply to @tcn33
    tcn33 I would say some of the best are the ones who do not give themselves credit for how much they are _already_ doing.
  82. omg amazing - The emoji ligature Rorschach test – buff.ly/2sDKuxY /by mwichary
  83. …in reply to @lindseybieda
    lindseybieda not a strong sign...
  84. With Americans who’ve been talking about avocados for ~10 minutes and finally I understand some of these complaints about millennials. Irish avocados are lacking apparently, and I’m like “on the upside! We have healthcare! And a government that hasn’t openly embraced fascism!”
  85. …in reply to @catehstn
    “When everything seems very bleak you have to appreciate the positive things. Like avocados.”
  86. An alternate reality where raccoons were domesticated instead of dogs, and with more help around the house and higher expectations of companionship, women started dismantling the patriarchy 500 years earlier...
  87. Oh my god strong painkillers are a great and terrible thing 😳😶
  88. …in reply to @kronda
    kronda Aww 😍
  89. MORNING EVERYONE! BE THE RACCOON YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD TODAY!!!
  90. RT daljo628: Plz someone write this book, I want to buy it. Cc: RachelDWelton gildedspine nebrinkley anniecardi veschwab https://t.c…
  91. …in reply to @natashathenomad
  92. RT sarahhollowell: I honestly still get REALLY emotional about that raccoon who went to wash his cotton candy and it dissolved I KNOW HE…
  93. …in reply to @ReaverBait
  94. RT Folletto: Slack is an amazing tool, but it's a synchronous form of communication, and good collaboration needs also 'asynchronous' and…
  95. …in reply to @daljo628
    daljo628 It’s p good. I am grateful every day.
  96. RT rhaegal: It was my turn to give a dept talk today, so I ended with statistics about the high incidence of sexism and racism in astronom…
  97. RT tiltwithlips: every single time a man does this it’s bc he thinks romance novels are inherently silly and this is the only way to make…
  98. …in reply to @daljo628
  99. It’s TUESDAY!! Let’s DO THIS!!!
  100. RT roidrage: catehstn YES! LET'S DIVE RIGHT IN!
  101. …in reply to @jorgeegomez
    jorgeegomez oh cool I'll have a look! thanks!
  102. RT isabelzawtun: What if Lois Lane was never fooled by Superman's shoddy disguise, she just pretended for his sake because the male ego is…
  103. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml 💞
  104. Things I hate today: - the world - everything in it
  105. …in reply to @notnownikki
    notnownikki That’s amazing 😍
  106. …in reply to @Ni1anj0na
    @ElsiethePM 😭
  107. …in reply to @Ni1anj0na
    @ElsiethePM Urgh :( Also in other fun news: several of those sites are blocking the eu.
  108. …in reply to @Ni1anj0na
    @ElsiethePM Oudaily is blocked :) thanks! I got the gist from one that worked and yeah... sufficient outrage atm.
  109. …in reply to @ashedryden
    ashedryden Then we could be dark twitter friend 😍
  110. RT FlyoverJoel: “Okay guys, the bus is almost here. Which one of you brought the trench coat?”
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  111. …in reply to @webhat
    webhat Ooh it does thank you 💕
  112. …in reply to @gdinwiddie
  113. …in reply to @ichthyos
  114. RT MavenOfMayhem: It’s 100% understandable to try to protect yourself from a world that will do anything from judge & misunderstand you to…
  115. It me approaching Wednesday 😭
  116. …in reply to @ADLongwell
    ADLongwell Thanks!
  117. …in reply to @mooreds
    mooreds Appreciate the share :)
  118. RT qikipedia: Word of the day: VERSCHLIMMBESSERN (German) - to making something worse while trying to improve it.
  119. …in reply to @jgoldfein
  120. If you ever get frustrated by my inability to respond to email, know that I have literally filed a patent for an automated process to declare inbox bankruptcy. This can be my new autoresponder, actually.
  121. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords awww 😍
  122. Never thought I would be this excited about a medical appointment and the prospect of a large needle. And yet here we are.
  123. …in reply to @duretti
    duretti Aww boo 💞
  124. …in reply to @mattmiklic
    mattmiklic 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞
  125. RT amyngyn: unorthodox things i've told my intern: - i shamelessly stalk teammates calendars to find out about things i want to be invited…
  126. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille Idk but I miss my friend 😭
  127. RT ReinH: Working on seizing the means of production but first we have to seize the means of staging.
  128. Me: "That's all I have on raccoons today." mdawaffe: "Surely not."
  129. …in reply to @kstewart
    kstewart Twitter You can also blog from wordpress Android...
  130. If I had known how many phone calls you need to make to buy property, I never would have done it.
  131. …in reply to @catehstn
    This might be the most millennial thing I have ever tweeted and I didn’t even use any emoji 😳
  132. …in reply to @Paul_IPv6
  133. …in reply to @ThisTechGirl
    ThisTechGirl 🇮🇪
  134. …in reply to @ThisTechGirl
    ThisTechGirl It is not going well.
  135. …in reply to @ThisTechGirl
  136. I cannot with people who all “the homosexual agenda is being pushed on me”. It’s just letting other people love who they love, why is this so threatening to you? What went wrong in your life to make you like this? Do you know what boundaries are? Have you thought about therapy?!
  137. …in reply to @ashedryden
  138. 😶
  139. “I think I could have a better conversation with a raccoon. Y’know, if I needed some advice or something. I’d have more trust in a raccoon.” My new trainer is as mad as a bag of cats, but he’s pretty funny!! A++ workouts too.
  140. …in reply to @felicitycoon
  141. …in reply to @Una_hello
    Una_hello TalkToJOS RebelConf lissijean randyshoup samnewman aww thank you! hope to get to meet you irl! :)
  142. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    @raludwick 😍
  143. …in reply to @rynchantress
    rynchantress Ze cootestttttttt
  144. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml 😍
  145. RT tunayo: Millenial signs of relationship commitment: - lessened read receipt anxiety - stockpiling memes they might like - knowing their…
  146. RT PPricklepants: Best Friends
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  147. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml You are so domesticated!
  148. RT JillWetzler: Marco with the 🔥 feedback tweets again polotek/1004762831076519936
  149. …in reply to @krstnfx
    krstnfx ayanonagon You two are so adorbz 😍
  150. RT skamille: You are actively misleading people by downplaying the technical skills that are important for success in this industry. For a…
  151. …in reply to @beaulebens
    beaulebens This is completely normal everything is fine.
  152. Rolling into Friday like...
  153. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille That’s awesome!!
  154. RT roidrage: catehstn Friyay!
  155. …in reply to @roidrage
  156. RT ashsmash: IDEA: host a bio writing circle for you and your ladies, and write bios for each other. It’s hard to write about your accompl…
  157. Europeans disagree 😎✌️ kaitmarieox/1002011652173246464
  158. RT allanbrocka: Non-LGBT folks... Imagine hearing that only 55% of your coworkers are OK with you even existing at work. Now imagine that…
  159. Impulse booked weekend in AMS because… skamille. And because leaving the country is always a solid answer.
  160. Distributed teams: Better communication and engagement buff.ly/2sHIt4I /by kmoir
  161. "I really don't understand this perception of people not understanding you as a human being because your twitter is hilarious." gwwar
  162. Love this! This Is How To Make Friends As An Adult: 5 Secrets Backed By Research - buff.ly/2sFLsee
  163. RT polotek: We think we have no impact on how candidates are filtered. When in reality it is literally based entirely on our input. The pe…
  164. You say “GitHub is your resume”, I hear “I have no idea what it means to be successful on the team, I have put no effort into understanding what kind of people the team needs, articulating this in the job posting and reflecting it in the hiring process sounds too much like work.”
  165. …in reply to @catehstn
    “Don’t call me a code monkey!” “GitHub is my resume!” -literally the same people. If you can be evaluated solely on your GitHub you’re a code monkey. Don’t @ me.
  166. …in reply to @daljo628
    daljo628 nicoleckohler What are those creatures!
  167. …in reply to @lucapette
  168. …in reply to @daljo628
    daljo628 nicoleckohler Mmmmm dog 🙅🏻‍♀️
  169. It’s a beautiful day to leave the country 🇮🇪
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  170. …in reply to @JohnHackworth
    JohnHackworth daljo628 nicoleckohler “In 1795, if reports are to be believed, a tanuki masquerading as a samurai made its way into a Nagasaki brothel, and proceeded to take full advantage of all the services on offer.” 😶
  171. RT skamille: Farewell Rotterdam, hello Amsterdam and my darling catehstn who decided we needed to add another city to our tally (beginnin…
  172. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille Hahahahaha 😎
  173. Was this the first and last software project to ship on time? 🤔 _gmh_/1004990269257932800
  174. Ahhh flower market 😍💐🌷🌹🌺🌸🌼🌻
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  175. RT FunnelFiasco: catehstn Hey, the latest Fedora release shipped on time (for the first time in project history 🤣).
  176. …in reply to @FunnelFiasco
  177. …in reply to @jcderr
    jcderr Wow!
  178. …in reply to @webhat
    webhat Thanks :)
  179. @InntelAmsterdam I asked at check in if there was conditioner in the room and I was told there was and now at 11pm I realize there isn’t and how can you possibly have a 4* hotel without conditioner?!?
  180. This hotel does not have conditioner and ngl I am about to cry about that I got up at 4am and ALL I WANT IN LIFE IS CLEAN SOFT HAIR 😭
  181. …in reply to @catehstn
    I 100% blame the patriarchy for this.
  182. …in reply to @janklausa
    janklausa Urgh usually they have SOMETHING if they are fancy tho!! Also so far two members of staff don’t know what conditioner is? I cannot.
  183. …in reply to @tammypetro
    tammypetro janklausa I DID he did not know what conditioner was and started telling me about air conditioning what the fuck. I also asked on checkin and was told YES but it was a LIE.
  184. …in reply to @baconandcoconut
    baconandcoconut There is a class of hotels that I think of as “hotels of the patriarchy” but you never know until after you checkin...
  185. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml janklausa I mean I check 1)!because toiletries and because I don’t want people at security going through them! 2) I don’t like carrying things around airports.
  186. What beautiful tails 😍 youtube.com/watch?v=UFWFRsxVVEQ
  187. 😂 “You realize that men and women of the modern age do not talk on the phone.” ~skamille
  188. RT katie_womers: In a talk about remote work/distributed teams, what would you want to learn? What takeaways would you expect? Working on…
  189. RT slackmistress: Feminist Agenda: 1. BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND 2. Put pockets in all of the dresses 3. Cake
  190. …in reply to @skamille
  191. …in reply to @baconandcoconut
  192. RT sarahmei: Millennials, please come for email next catehstn/1005716900511350784
  193. Trying something new for today’s art gallery thread... first I sampled some local cuisine 😂 let’s see how this goes...
  194. …in reply to @catehstn
    Breathing light
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  195. …in reply to @catehstn
    “halp I am trapped” (to be said in a very relaxed voice)
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  196. …in reply to @catehstn
    bricks are flying through the sky who am i who am i who am i
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  197. …in reply to @catehstn
    Scattered in formation scattered information
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  198. …in reply to @catehstn
    hang with me beautiful creature tell me your dreams
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  199. …in reply to @catehstn
    swimming flying rowing other things too
  200. …in reply to @catehstn
    flyyyying
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  201. …in reply to @catehstn
    🌳💡
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  202. …in reply to @catehstn
    a blank canvas is a lot of work
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  203. …in reply to @catehstn
    #feelings on canvas
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  204. …in reply to @catehstn
    international federation of emotions 🏴
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  205. …in reply to @catehstn
    mutliemotional multimotional multimedia
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  206. …in reply to @catehstn
    island of self awareness
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  207. “Maybe I am the most normal person you have ever known.” ~skamille
  208. …in reply to @catehstn
    crush
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  209. …in reply to @catehstn
    moose thrives under capitalism
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  210. …in reply to @janklausa
  211. …in reply to @rfglenn
    rfglenn Amsterdam! The stedjick or something - contemporary art.
  212. RT EricaJoy: I feel very much this about dating or any relationship. I am not lukewarm and wishy washy about my feelings and don’t respond…
  213. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
  214. This whole “feeling relaxed” malarkey is quite something. And I understand some people feel this regularly? Without pharmaceuticals or recreational drugs? Crikey.
  215. …in reply to @catehstn
    Or without spending ~5 hours in the gym? Although some people have suggested that feeling is actually “exhaustion” 🤔
  216. …in reply to @FunnelFiasco
    FunnelFiasco My mind would be blown if I wasn’t so chill rn.
  217. …in reply to @ckymnstr
    ckymnstr 😎🦄
  218. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille 🛀 hmmm 🤔
  219. When giant blocks fly through the sky… photo.cate.blog/2018/06/when-giant-blocks-fly-through-the-sky/
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  220. …in reply to @fatneckbeardguy
  221. …in reply to @gokatiewilde
    katie_womers Making good decisions async! Actually making decisions at all! Communicating those decisions!
  222. …in reply to @FunnelFiasco
  223. Existential questions: am I the raccoon? Or the creature being chased by raccoons?
  224. RT dbentley: catehstn Therapy has taught me that we each contain multitudes. So... both. And also maybe the bushy thing in the middle?
  225. …in reply to @joshu
  226. RT skamille: The church of interruption: I might be a lapsed member.... sambleckley.com/writing/church-of-interruption.html
  227. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille Pretty confused by the “fasting” aspect here 😂
  228. RT JCyrus: my mom had a pregnant raccoon in her backyard...then this happened.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  229. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille Ahaha 💜
  230. I am waiting at the realtor to collect the keys and like everything else in this unbearably stressful process: they told me a time and didn’t show up.
  231. …in reply to @catehstn
    AT LEAST IT IS NEARLY OVER and then my renovation process can begin oh my god what have I done 😭
  232. …in reply to @kstewart
    kstewart Noooooooooo
  233. EXCITING NEWS the waiting for the osteo is over, now I commence waiting for the Large Needle 😭💉
  234. …in reply to @ecoffey
    ecoffey kstewart Nooooooooooooo 😭
  235. Me: "important question: do you know what a surprise is" karmatosed: "No"
  236. …in reply to @designatednerd
    designatednerd it was a lightening trip! i'm back in cork again now! I am flying through AMS wed am if you're at the airport.
  237. …in reply to @designatednerd
    designatednerd Probably not in the place either of us live tho 😂🤔
  238. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml How will you remember to eat lunch tho
  239. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml If that was working why was the chair reminding you at 2pm.
  240. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml Lmao “siri remind me to troll Dani at 3pm tomorrow when she still hasn’t had lunch”
  241. …in reply to @janklausa
  242. …in reply to @janklausa
    janklausa karmatosed I think you would also like this surprise fwiw
  243. …in reply to @karmatosed
  244. RT womensart1: "For most of history, Anonymous was a woman." Virginia Woolf (image by photographer Gisèle Freund, London, 1939) #womensar…
  245. RT sarah_edo: The most successful people I've met: 1. Study daily 2. Eat well 3. Thrive on others 4. Are literal sharks in the ocean 5. A…
  246. Oh my god I am in my house this is terrifying 😱 I have so many more decisions to make 😭
  247. …in reply to @catehstn
    I haven’t been in since February and have convinced myself that the worst of it would be over once I finally had the keys. Now I kinda want to cry with relief and also because it seems the worst is not yet over there is nothing in it that I’m happy with. EVERYTHING MUST CHANGE.
  248. …in reply to @catehstn
    I understand these are #divaproblems but they are my problems okay? Come for the raccoons, stay for the process of me making a house suitable for the most precious and picky raccoon. Aka me.
  249. …in reply to @lhawthorn
    lhawthorn Arghhhhhhh
  250. RT tiffani: Being a chill and nice person always makes crappy people think I’m a sucker. Dear lord how I enjoy disabusing them of that ide…
  251. RT lhawthorn: Ditto to the ones who mistake kindness and compassion for weakness. 😂 tiffani/1006359557965139969
  252. RT drewphish: You know what you need to do right this second? You need to watch an 8-year-old girl rip the living shit out of Good Times,…
  253. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml Hahahaha will it work tomorrow tho
  254. …in reply to @melchoyce
    melchoyce 💜💜💜💜💜
  255. …in reply to @ksylor
    ksylor Thank you 💞
  256. Me: "It seems fundamentally a bit illogical to me" beaulebens: "Emotions, Cate! People have them!"
  257. "You're a very functional robot." ~beaulebens
  258. …in reply to @sarahblackstock
    sarahblackstock What about making cupcakes! Or tart! Or torte? Or mousse? Or...
  259. RT dizzyd: As a manager, it's tempting to try and solve big problems in one fell swoop. The reality, however, is that lasting solutions ar…
  260. Super excited because I’m heading to WCEurope tomorrrrrrrrrrow! Get to spend time with some of my fave people who I happen to work with yayyyyyyyyyy 😍
  261. …in reply to @catehstn
    See beaulebens I experience human emotion. A robot might say that but they wouldn’t mean it and depending on the dataset they were trained on they might also be kinda a nazi.
  262. …in reply to @daljo628
  263. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky Aww 💞
  264. Ohhhh my god this beautiful brave raccoon!!!! Is she okay?!?! twittermoments/1006667167327113216
  265. RT nicoleckohler: is catehstn on a flight to st paul right now or TwitterMoments/1006667167327113216
  266. …in reply to @nicoleckohler
    nicoleckohler 😱💔 is she safe?!?!?
  267. …in reply to @sarahblackstock
    sarahblackstock Oh my I didn’t even think of cookies
  268. …in reply to @nicoleckohler
    nicoleckohler Arrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooo what if something happens to herrrrrr this is terrifying
  269. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy Your hair is divine! I was going to take you a pic and then the camera reminded me that I am waiting for a 6am flight to take off and no one should see this 😂
  270. …in reply to @EricaJoy
  271. …in reply to @catehstn
    If I miss my connection in AMS it will be because I am frantically checking on this raccoon. Also: her fierce determination to live her best life will be my inspiration today and always ❤️😍❣️
  272. RT omojumiller: I am rooting for you beau. Monsieur #mprraccoon. You can do it!!
  273. RT wiredferret: catehstn I have been holding off on telling you about this — I didn’t want you to worry! But yes, when last seen, she wa…
  274. …in reply to @wiredferret
    wiredferret Awwwww yes I would def want to know all about it after!!!!
  275. …in reply to @catehstn
    I have no plane ticket for my next flight I should worry about this but instead I’m learning I won’t have data when I land in serbia... is anyone willing to text me updates to a UK phone number? I NEED TO KNOW IF THE RACCOON IS OKAY!!!
  276. …in reply to @daljo628
    daljo628 nicoleckohler Worshipping raccoons like the tiny fluffy dieties they are is 💯 logical tyvm
  277. …in reply to @Ni1anj0na
    @ElsiethePM Yeah I have WhatsApp but it needs data to work.
  278. …in reply to @catehstn
    Still no plane ticket also no food or drink but neither does the beautiful racccoooooooooon 😭
  279. …in reply to @kamilah
    kamilah Nooooooooooooo 😭
  280. …in reply to @comay
    comay Thanks :) 💜
  281. …in reply to @kamilah
    kamilah This is def the best way to handle it 😭 wiredferret/1006767683176751104?s=21 nicoleckohler sent it me and I may have a nervous breakdown in an airport now 😭💔
  282. RT sfeldstein: Twitter is rooting for #mprraccoon because: a) We're all animal lovers. b) We can't resist a good underdog (under-raccoon?)…
  283. …in reply to @kamilah
  284. …in reply to @Ni1anj0na
    @ElsiethePM I knowwwwwwww and she had nearly made it to the top?!? the suspension is UNBEARABLE
  285. RT kamilah: catehstn nicoleckohler but also stay strong like this resilient raccoon!!
  286. …in reply to @marcprecipice
    marcprecipice Ahhhhhhhhhhh
  287. …in reply to @Ni1anj0na
    @ElsiethePM 😍
  288. …in reply to @marcprecipice
    marcprecipice Thank youuuuu
  289. …in reply to @catehstn
    Safe raccoon and less importantly: I have a plane ticket and a snack 😎
  290. …in reply to @marcprecipice
    marcprecipice Oh my goddddddd
  291. RT wiredferret: catehstn The raccoon is safe! It used its clever brain and fingers to get where it could eat and rest.
  292. …in reply to @wiredferret
    wiredferret Ahhhh she’s amazing 😍
  293. …in reply to @codeOfRobin
    codeOfRobin HeavensHawkeye I have experienced the full range of human emotion and it’s not even 9am in my home time zone.
  294. …in reply to @nicoleckohler
    nicoleckohler kamilah Aww it’s okay 💞 it was also funny 💋
  295. …in reply to @roidrage
  296. RT ScribblingOn: The worst thing about being in a prolonged toxic situation (professional or personal) is how badly it warps your sense of…
  297. …in reply to @melchoyce
    melchoyce We will miss you!!! 💞
  298. …in reply to @undefined
    @fdevillamil Whyyyyyyy
  299. …in reply to @amyngyn
    amyngyn What is wrong with these men?
  300. RT janklausa: the most baffling social behavior in SV (apart from all the silly NIMBY stuff) is people wearing their badges _everywhere_…
  301. RT timnelson_mpr: Here's the #mprraccoon taking the easy way down, in a UBS Plaza freight elevator.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  302. …in reply to @nicoleckohler
    nicoleckohler SO RELIEVED
  303. “The world is black and white we are in screaming color”
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  304. …in reply to @catehstn
    I have pink hair now btw I am living my best life like a brightly colored raccoon.
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  305. Unpopular opinion: people really need to stop saying versions of “skills that I mastered enough to take for granted are not required to be good at my job.”
  306. …in reply to @notnownikki
  307. …in reply to @arrkay
  308. …in reply to @math_rachel
    math_rachel Oh my god honey I’m sorry 💞
  309. RT polotek: More like they lost the economic imperative. Mr_Swift90/1006826609188528128
  310. …in reply to @caitie
    caitie Glam!
  311. …in reply to @glennersboofy
    glennersboofy @joinCOUP That’s exciting!!!
  312. If you want to know about the WordPress apps I’m giving a talk sometime this afternoon (330ish I think) in andromeda at #wceu2018 — come by!!
  313. RT flyingteacosy: Women are erased when trans women are included the same way that straight people were erased when same sex couples got t…
  314. I have wild pink curls today
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  315. RT beaulebens: Come and visit us at the jetpack booth at #WCEU! Sign up to win a SNES console, and talk to us about making WordPress easi…
  316. …in reply to @roseanna_g
    roseanna_g Thank youuuuuuu 💞
  317. …in reply to @dgentry
    dgentry 😍
  318. RT JenBlogs4U: “The focus is helping people be successful,” explains catehstn at #WCEU on #WordPress development. “Everyone should be abl…
  319. RT JenBlogs4U: The most important thing you can do as a user is report bugs, says catehstn at #WCEU as she discusses mobile apps & develo…
  320. RT WCEurope: “The core of #BetterTogether is making what can be great on mobile, great.” —catehstn automattic #WCEU https://t.co/3jMO8E4…
  321. Experienced every woman's speaking nightmare on stage today when my mic fell off my bra and slid down my dress...
  322. RT dimensionmedia: Never realized the work that goes into the #WordPress mobile app. If you have any interest in mobile publishing, check…
  323. …in reply to @Baot_IL
    Baot_IL 💜
  324. …in reply to @daljo628
    daljo628 It was not good
  325. …in reply to @skamille
  326. …in reply to @endocrimes
    dantoml 💜
  327. …in reply to @Ni1anj0na
    @ElsiethePM Thanks babe!
  328. "did you know there are people who get angry online?" ~johnmaeda slays
  329. …in reply to @undefined
    felsull Gorgeous!
  330. RT MavenOfMayhem: I believe there are many more cis women who support the inclusion of trans women in women-only spaces than there are tho…
  331. …in reply to @photomatt
  332. …in reply to @schmitzoide
    schmitzoide Thank you!
  333. …in reply to @bugKrusha
    bugKrusha I know I died
  334. …in reply to @gokatiewilde
  335. …in reply to @queersorceress
  336. …in reply to @catehstn
    I think :angrykiss: is appropriate for many occasions... Others disagree.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  337. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg 😇
  338. …in reply to @sophaskins
    sophaskins Ahhhhh gorgeous!!
  339. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli 💜💜💜💜💜
  340. RT TamingofdeSchuh: I’m SO over the “does this man REALLY deserve to lose everything” narrative—abusive men make the choice, day after day…
  341. …in reply to @EmilyGorcenski
    EmilyGorcenski Super cute!!
  342. …in reply to @queersorceress
    queersorceress 💜💜💜💜💜
  343. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
    LittleMxSurly 💜💜💜
  344. RT danshapiro: You're not going to hear a better talk than bugKrusha, possibly the only developer programming lasers with Swift https://t…
  345. …in reply to @bugKrusha
    bugKrusha Aww 😍
  346. …in reply to @duretti
    duretti rondoftw Oh you are epic!!
  347. Super psyched for Folletto's talk this morning on feedback! I saw a preview and it was BRILLIANT! Starting shortly! #WCEU
  348. …in reply to @catehstn
    We need to relearn feedback. We think it's natural and that we can do it, but it's also a skill that can be grown and it's one you want to grow in your team. Folletto #WCEU
  349. …in reply to @catehstn
    We think feedback works but it can be just regression to the mean Folletto #wceu
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  350. …in reply to @catehstn
    We say "negative" feedback but let's reframe it to feedback that you know what to do with. "Positive" feedback is confirmation feedback - keep doing what you're doing. Folletto #WCEU
  351. …in reply to @catehstn
    Undermining feedback - feedback given to make ourselves feel better. Natural, but work to change - give supportive feedback instead. This is radical candor. Rude does not mean candid (or sincere!) You can be sincere without being rude - care about the person Folletto #WCEU
  352. …in reply to @catehstn
    Communication styles differ, when giving feedback adapt to the communication style of the person you are speaking to. Also consider language barriers and cultural differences. Assume misunderstandings happen. Clarify the definitions you're using. Folletto #WCEU
  353. …in reply to @catehstn
    Ask if someone wants feedback! Ask for feedback - be explicit about the kind of feedback you want. What kind of level of feedback do you want? Detailed or structural? Allows better and more efficient communication. Ask specific questions without priming. Folletto #WCEU
  354. …in reply to @catehstn
    Anonymous feedback shouldn't happen in a good environment in a good team. Normally not very effective. Want an environment where you can have open discussion. Sometimes it's useful, via proxy or via a tool. But use anonymous feedback as little as possible. Folletto #WCEU
  355. …in reply to @catehstn
    Asking gives power to the person you are giving feedback to. It’s more likely to be taken well. Folletto #wceu
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  356. …in reply to @catehstn
    Timing is important, as close to the event as possible. Be specific, don't be general. Give the right feedback at the right time - noone likes rework. Folletto #WCEU
  357. …in reply to @catehstn
    If something good happened, you don't want to kill it. Give someone the time to enjoy the moment! Don't immediately follow with "that was good, but...". Be clear what assumptions you are coming from - make them explicit. Folletto #WCEU
  358. …in reply to @catehstn
    Ask the stupid question. Often teams think everyone "should" know and they don't clarify. Don't be afraid of it - be proud that you had the courage to! Folletto #WCEU
  359. …in reply to @catehstn
    Talk about the thing, not the individual. Makes it less personal. Folletto #WCEU
  360. …in reply to @catehstn
    Genius way to give feedback when it IS personal Folletto #wceu
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  361. …in reply to @catehstn
    Make sure you give someone a way forward. Folletto #WCEU
  362. …in reply to @catehstn
    The brilliant Folletto is debunking the shit sandwich. It’s not about the concept, it’s about the time. Great teams give 6x as much confirming feedback as constructive.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  363. …in reply to @catehstn
    Build a safe zone when this discussion can happen. Pull people up with confirmation feedback, push people with adjustments. Say sorry, give agency (why asking is important), show vulnerability. Folletto #WCEU
  364. …in reply to @catehstn
    When receiving feedback, breath! Separate the personal from the objective, then focus on the objective. Split the solutions they are giving from the problems they are surfacing. Check their assumptions. If they don't do it, you need to do the work yourself. Folletto #WCEU
  365. …in reply to @catehstn
    If it's hard feedback, pair up and ask someone else too review your take. Are you taking it too personally? Seek out an objective perspective to grow yourself and improve. Folletto #WCEU
  366. …in reply to @catehstn
    In OSS, everyone can come in and do "drive by" feedback. Take a deep breath (or three). Approach it like research, analyse it in a quantative and qualative way. Hard to check assumptions, but you can review which group they represent - blogger / dev / biz owner. Folletto #WCEU
  367. …in reply to @catehstn
    Sometimes you are not the right person to answer. There might be a more informed person to do it who has a better perspective - ask them. When people give you feedback they give you time, so make sure you acknowledge everyone. Folletto #WCEU
  368. …in reply to @catehstn
    This talk was epic, Folletto is amazing 😍 #wceu
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  369. …in reply to @bugKrusha
    bugKrusha You worked hard and you deserve all of it 💞
  370. …in reply to @catehstn
    “Don’t feed the trolls” only works in the micro, it doesn’t work at scale. Our tools don’t handle coordinated efforts to attack well. Folletto #wceu
  371. If you are interested in giving feedback well (which most of us should be!) this talk was epic. Live tweets in this thread. catehstn/1007880132827271168
  372. …in reply to @monica_farrell
    monica_farrell Folletto Thanks Folletto for the excellent content which should 100% be blogged #justsayin 💜
  373. RT aconbere: Fabulous thread! Must have been a hell of a talk. catehstn/1007880132827271168
  374. …in reply to @aconbere
    aconbere IT WAS!
  375. I recorded something for the Serbian news today (I won’t link you as there is no video of me on the internet) and in 100% related news my nerves about speaking this year are worse than ever.
  376. …in reply to @security_person
  377. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager 💜💜💜
  378. It will slip through our fingers… photo.cate.blog/2018/06/it-will-slip-through-our-fingers/
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  379. .beaulebens just made a PHONE CALL for me. Is there a deeper expression of affection for a millennial?
  380. I have to leave for the airport at 4am tomorrow and I’m flying via CDG so yes I would say my chances of survival are minimal it has been nice knowing you all.
  381. …in reply to @amye
  382. …in reply to @mdawaffe
    mdawaffe helenhousandi 💯 I would try the cherry cola ones tho!
  383. …in reply to @sophaskins
    sophaskins Oh my god your hair is a beautiful rainbow!! 🌈
  384. On point. Is Your Emotional Intelligence Authentic, or Self-Serving? hbr.org/2018/05/is-your-emotional-intelligence-authentic-or-self-serving /via skamille
  385. Since we can’t seem to get it together to stop using the word “emotional” about perfectly calm women, I’m now describing every dude who has a feeling as “emotional” until the word becomes completely meaningless. Like what happened with the word “innovation”.
  386. Never a good day for your ex to nearly run you over, but when you got up at 4am and spent half the day in CDG has to be a particularly bad one...
  387. RT monica_msk: catehstn A favorite article along these lines: Bullish Life: When Men Are Too Emotional To Have A Rational Argument https…
  388. …in reply to @gblock
    gblock Thanks :)
  389. …in reply to @wirehead2501
    wirehead2501 Yeah it’s fine? He just ran a red light on a bike and I was on the phone. But still... you don’t se someone for months. Then that.
  390. RT johnmaeda: “When people don’t talk with each other enough, a lot of problems are believed to not exist.” —nikolayb https://t.co/MQHy3S…
  391. …in reply to @pymander
  392. …in reply to @detiber
    detiber GET IT TOGETHER this is no time to be EMOTIONAL!!
  393. …in reply to @JohnHackworth
    JohnHackworth Ooh I like it. I mean 1) yes. But 2) I think definition of “functional human” varies.
  394. Every morning this week I realize again “oh shit I’m giving a talk on Friday” and I think it’s the lack of planes involved that is confusing me? Cork is associated with house angst and speaking angst, nothing else.
  395. …in reply to @purpleyay
    purpleyay Ahhhhhhhh!!!! I love it.
  396. RT purpleyay: Hi!!! 💕😊💜 I am so so excited and proud to share that I’ve written a whole zine about HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS AS AN ADULT!!! Buy…
  397. …in reply to @catehstn
    That should have been house angst and work angst 😂 although there has been a fair amount of speaking angst too, no actually speaking...
  398. …in reply to @bugKrusha
    bugKrusha That’s awesome!
  399. RT skamille: OH: "productatorship"
  400. RT ginadivittorio: My therapist asked me to identify some habitual coping mechanisms I use during depressive episodes and I had to look th…
  401. …in reply to @JohnHackworth
  402. …in reply to @marthakelly
    marthakelly 💜💜💜
  403. RT kimgoodwin: Surely our fears and insecurities drive all of our worst behaviors: as colleagues, as leaders, as citizens, as human beings…
  404. Actually giving a shit about INCLUSION and diversity as a function of that. buritica/1009457815788847104
  405. RT ArlanWasHere: We don’t have Imposter Syndrome. We have Impos...sible to Live Up to These Double-Standard-Ass Measures of Success The In…
  406. I am not 100% sure but I think someone complimented me on my humaning today 🤖
  407. …in reply to @purpleyay
    purpleyay I bought it!!! Will read it ASAP!!!
  408. …in reply to @natashathenomad
    natashathenomad You’re awesome 😍
  409. …in reply to @EmilyGorcenski
  410. After weeks of being unable to write in public I’m starting to feel like I can blog again. Send me your requests for inspiration? 💜
  411. …in reply to @wiredferret
    wiredferret Ooh I like it!
  412. RT bio_derek: Sweet Jesus, I am laughing so hard at this. #lovecraftiannightmare
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  413. …in reply to @JillWetzler
  414. …in reply to @williampietri
    williampietri Oh wow yeah I hadn’t thought about it like that but it’s kinda true? Maybe more of a topic for wthic but I will think on it! Thanks!
  415. …in reply to @chiuki
  416. …in reply to @anaulin
    anaulin Oh!! Never thought anyone would be interested in that! Thank you! I will think about it.
  417. Totoro is not on Netflix so I guess I will never be able to watch the magical story of the genetically engineered raccoon 🐰
  418. …in reply to @kamilah
    kamilah Omg stunning 😍
  419. …in reply to @notnownikki
  420. …in reply to @ireneista
    ireneista Ooh!! Cool!!
  421. …in reply to @ckymnstr
    ckymnstr Ahaaaaa wow not sure I can blog about that but maybe wthic? Will think on it 💜
  422. …in reply to @nicoleckohler
  423. …in reply to @kamilah
    kamilah Aww yay!!!! 😍
  424. I am dis raccoon today instagram.com/p/BkSP5adg2NU/
  425. Log on to facebook to see someone I used to work with plotting against a raccoon and this is why I don't look at facebook very often. Also, baby pictures.
  426. …in reply to @Folletto
    Folletto What kind of monster tries to take down a beautiful raccoon 😭
  427. …in reply to @emanuil_tolev
    emanuil_tolev Not 100% sure what you mean here? What kind of safe zone?
  428. …in reply to @emanuil_tolev
    emanuil_tolev Ohhh that is a good one.
  429. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler That’s adorbz!!
  430. …in reply to @martinb3
    martinb3 Oh interesting! Not sure I have much to say there but I’ll think!
  431. …in reply to @cmccarrick
    cmccarrick Hahaha okay!!!
  432. …in reply to @martinb3
    martinb3 anaulin 💜 thank you!
  433. …in reply to @emanuil_tolev
    emanuil_tolev Ah okay yeah, that tweet was from Folletto’s talk on feedback, but I get what you are saying. I’m not sure I have the answer you are looking for, but I definitely have a perspective. I’ll think about it. Thank you!
  434. RT MavenOfMayhem: "Identity politics" is a fancy way of saying: "I can't be bothered to learn something new that makes me uncomfortable b…
  435. RT womensart1: Remedios Varo (1909-1963), Catalan-Mexican para-surrealist painter and anarchist #womensart
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  436. RT womensart1: Japanese photographer Rinko Kawauchi, Murmuration, 2010 #womensart
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  437. RT ULTRAGLOSS: if ur a girl open this tweet ㅤㅤㅤㅤlove u bitch
  438. …in reply to @emanuil_tolev
    emanuil_tolev Folletto Aha well yes I am kinda careful about how much I write about d&i ;)
  439. Excited to be speaking RebelConf today!! Talking about success and alignment 💪
  440. Extremely grateful for mxsash who bailed me out from today’s public speaking technical catastrophe 😱
  441. Unsolicited advice at the end of a dark week: If someone has enriched your life lately, TELL THEM.
  442. …in reply to @plragde
  443. …in reply to @dshaw
  444. …in reply to @lissijean
  445. RT lissijean: "Tying our success to user success has given our team more focus and meaning. It has also increased our app store reviews."…
  446. …in reply to @undefined
    irlnomi DYING 😂
  447. …in reply to @tammypetro
  448. …in reply to @lccarson
    lccarson 💞 ahhh I am so glad!
  449. …in reply to @MichelleBee
    MichelleBee Aww 💞 I learn from you every time we talk. Thank you 💋
  450. …in reply to @krakendev
  451. Me waking up at 9am: “no house related stuff today ahhh bliss” Me at 11am: I HAVE A KITCHEN CRISIS and I may as well go and look at blinds.
  452. …in reply to @anaulin
    anaulin Haha thanks
  453. A new part of the city to call “home” 🌈 photo.cate.blog/2018/06/a-new-part-of-the-city-to-call-home-%f0%9f%8c%88/
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  454. …in reply to @starkcoffee
  455. RT raganwald: This excrescence is not appalled by what is actually happening, bcause it doesn't disturb his privileged existence. But he…
  456. Please people, it's not news that unclebobmartin is trash. Invariably the Nazi apologists have a long and proud history of misogyny. Also: it's always been creepy af to appoint yourself "uncle".
  457. …in reply to @catehstn
    I'll just wait for him to block me now 😎✌️
  458. …in reply to @JohnHackworth
  459. RT nwreg: In case this had inexplicably not yet graced your timeline, catehstn. Cirque du Raccoon... thepacketrat/1010343660850999296
  460. …in reply to @nwreg
    nwreg Oh my god that raccoon is so brave and brilliant 😍
  461. …in reply to @nheagy
    nheagy Aww 💜
  462. Spent this evening out by myself at a show of experimental piano music (Hauschka) and I’m confident that this is a manifestation of living my best life 😍🎶
  463. …in reply to @catehstn
    How are you living your best lives this weekend, friends? DMs open if you don’t want to share publicly 💞😘
  464. …in reply to @karmatosed
    karmatosed That sounds awesome aside from the vicious animal!! Don’t let it eat you!! 🦓
  465. …in reply to @titanas
    titanas Ooh REAL books!!
  466. …in reply to @titanas
    titanas Ahh I went digital a long time ago but yeah I feel that.
  467. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky Nice!
  468. …in reply to @segiddins
    segiddins Awesome!!
  469. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros The walker?
  470. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros Oh my god! Are you okay?
  471. …in reply to @nebiros
    nebiros Oh yikes!! I’m glad you are doing better? 💞💞💞
  472. You said it, dude 💁🏻‍♀️✌️ unclebobmartin/1010672238272622592
  473. …in reply to @wiredferret
    wiredferret That sounds awesome!!
  474. …in reply to @wirehead2501
    wirehead2501 That sounds awesome apart from the vicious animal!! I love bubble teaaaaaaa!!! Or really: tea in all it’s forms.
  475. My mentions: people saying I’m mean for calling nazi apologism what it is. I give no fucks. If you’re not angry right now, you’re not paying attention. If you don’t see parallels, you have no idea about history. Stop being a fucking nazi apologist & I’ll stop calling you one.
  476. …in reply to @francesc
    francesc 😂👌
  477. RT HarshilShah1910: catehstn I’ve stopped entertaining people who lose their shit over nomenclature. If you see people being called nazis…
  478. …in reply to @harshil
  479. RT francesc: unclebobmartin catehstn I think you're not supposed to admit it, but check with your manager or whatever
  480. Reading “Whipping Girl” and this bit is on point, nails the TERF.
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  481. …in reply to @jesslynnrose
    jesslynnrose Two chapters in and I’m already like YASSSSS this book is going to articulate some THINGS and challenge me and I am psyched.
  482. …in reply to @JohnHackworth
    JohnHackworth Javi you make being an adult sound very bad. Luckily i am already leaving the country on Tuesday...
  483. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager 💜💜💜💜💜
  484. …in reply to @catehstn
    Eternally grateful for the “strange men are explaining things to me” filter (my phone is in French but what it does is hides notifications from people who don’t follow you).
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  485. …in reply to @catehstn
    Some asshat - who is, of course, a British dude - just told me I was inciting violence. DUDE HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE NAZIS?! I bet he voted for brexit.
  486. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar Lol that was exactly the tweet they are getting wound up about.
  487. …in reply to @catehstn
    Oh my god this book. “In a world where masculinity is respected and femininity is regularly dismissed, it takes an enormous amount of strength for any person, whether female- or male-bodied, to embrace their feminine self.”
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  488. …in reply to @catehstn
    “For if men are big, then women must be small; and if men are strong then women must be weak.” It continues and I am crying 😭
  489. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar 💯 me too.
  490. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar 💯💯💯💯💯
  491. …in reply to @catehstn
    “And if being butch is to make yourself rock-solid, then being femme becomes allowing yourself to be malleable; and if being a man means taking control of your own situation, then being a woman becomes living up to other people’s expectations.”
  492. I do not need a pink Michael kors backpack. I do not need a pink mark Jacobs purse. I do not... I came in for skin care, why am I looking at clothes. Oh look! A scarf.
  493. …in reply to @williampietri
    williampietri Hahaha yes
  494. …in reply to @justshiv_
    justshiv_ Right?!
  495. RT NonaEarp: 'There is no way that anyone would DARE test their strength out on me, because you all know there is NOTHING stronger than a…
  496. …in reply to @uniquegeek1
  497. MavenOfMayhem just wanted to say my friend and I were talking earlier about how you inspire us, and described you as “the most loving fuck you to the haters” — thank you 💞😍🧚‍♀️
  498. …in reply to @CarolineTaymor
    CarolineTaymor Fuck yeah!
  499. …in reply to @marcprecipice
    marcprecipice Owlzzzzzzzzzz 🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉😍
  500. …in reply to @wirehead2501
    wirehead2501 Or a very cunning dog.
  501. I think the next WTHIC is a treatise in saying “fuck you” to the patriarchy? This is what happens when I write on the xtrainer after watching amazing feminist comedy.
  502. My hair is a wild pink cloud ☁️
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  503. …in reply to @zoonini
    zoonini Thank youuuuuuu 💜
  504. …in reply to @sophaskins
    sophaskins THANK YOU MISS BEAUTIFUL RAINBOW HAIR
  505. …in reply to @NatDudley
    NatDudley Thanks 💜