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June 2020 — 431 tweets

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  1. RT deeeeewarrick: jk rowling woke up this morning, looked out her window at a world where police are murdering unarmed black civilians, a…
  2. RT duretti: i went to another protest today, and something is happening to me, y’all. i don’t know what it is, but i have a ton of righteo…
  3. …in reply to @duretti
    duretti 🤍🖤🤍
  4. “An educator is someone who leads people out of ignorance” - this video of Jane Elliot talking about racism is a must watch /via duretti instagram.com/tv/CAzOCIUA6zU/?igshid=12bbqd7pwpqxk
  5. RT cuddlesandcoke: in case you weren’t aware 35 out of 50 states allow a police officer to have sex with (and rape) someone they detain wh…
  6. RT lindseybieda: So y'all I've been using patronus to avoid "spirit animal" and now I'm like I need a term that doesn't come from a TERF.…
  7. RT jenisblathering: i made a tiktok to cheer up a friend who just got dumped out of the blue and they loved it and told me to post it here…
  8. RT Whitey_chan: If you’re European and think racism is primarily a US problem, that’s probably bc you don't personally experience it, but…
  9. Quarentine mood.
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  10. …in reply to @catehstn
    Social distancing.
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  11. …in reply to @catehstn
    Quarantine hair.
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  12. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille 😆 a never ending nightmare of disappointment much like 2020 generally.
  13. RT skamille: catehstn Giraffes must find living in Ireland very strange. What is this cool damp weather, where is my savanna
  14. …in reply to @catehstn
    Quarantining alone.
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  15. …in reply to @catehstn
    Quarentine energy 🦏
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  16. …in reply to @catehstn
    Unsuited to captivity 🐅
  17. …in reply to @catehstn
    All dressed up with nowhere to go 🦚
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  18. …in reply to @catehstn
    Self isolating.
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  19. …in reply to @catehstn
    “Have I been playing too many video games? Why do you ask?” (Sound on)
  20. …in reply to @catehstn
    Together, but apart.
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  21. …in reply to @catehstn
    “Socializing”
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  22. RT duretti: PSA: everything is fake except caring about each other
  23. Had such deep pandemic misery all weekend but then my friend and I had an adventure and now I feel like I can approximate a human again tomorrow.
  24. …in reply to @piewords
    piewords I love it 🦉
  25. …in reply to @itsJonQ
    itsJonQ 🤍
  26. We're hiring for multiple engineering roles including Android and iOS Engineers for the mobile team (my team!) DuckDuckGo - fully distributed, anywhere in the world. My DMs are open if you have questions. duckduckgo.com/hiring/
  27. …in reply to @hmason
    hmason 🤍 thank youuuuu!
  28. …in reply to @VManasvi
    VManasvi DuckDuckGo AniketSMK awesome thank you! and looking forward to it!
  29. …in reply to @agisilaosts
    agisilaosts DuckDuckGo aww thank you!
  30. …in reply to @cmwalla
    cmwalla DuckDuckGo haha relatively new, this was my super low key new job tweet: catehstn/1267828539266457601 and thank you! :) super appreciate that!
  31. …in reply to @wirehead2501
    wirehead2501 thank you!! :)
  32. …in reply to @OrganizeFISH
    OrganizeFISH DuckDuckGo Aww that’s great!
  33. So many great insights here - great managers play chess, average managers play chequers - buff.ly/1B2QiTg /by mwbuckingham
  34. …in reply to @kjaymiller
    kjaymiller WillingCarol DuckDuckGo Hey! Don’t know how helpful I can be as I only started last week but DM me your questions and I’ll do my best to get you some answers :)
  35. …in reply to @SharonxDavid
    SharonxDavid You’re too kind 🤍
  36. …in reply to @designatednerd
    designatednerd DuckDuckGo 😎 (thank you 🤍)
  37. Look at this precious creature 😍🦝 tiktok.com/@aleshawilliams54/video/6835402785350077701
  38. …in reply to @anjuan
  39. …in reply to @FunnelFiasco
    FunnelFiasco wirehead2501 kartar trolled me last time about how low key my new job tweet was, so I felt the need to be even more obscure this time 😆
  40. …in reply to @FunnelFiasco
    FunnelFiasco 😭 you’re too kind, thank you 🤍
  41. Gutted that I missed there was a BLM protest in Cork today, but glad I live somewhere where that happens.
  42. …in reply to @FunnelFiasco
  43. …in reply to @kartar
  44. …in reply to @zmagg
  45. …in reply to @duretti
    duretti I fucking love you in all of your forms but you giving no fucks is one of my favourite Duretti moods 💋
  46. …in reply to @duretti
    duretti DARK TWITTER
  47. …in reply to @duretti
    duretti Good! You are 🔥
  48. …in reply to @zmagg
    zmagg DuckDuckGo Thank you! 🤍
  49. There’s a guy outside with a sign asking if god has reason to be angry hence: COVID and I have a feeling it’s not about... - systematic racism - structural misogyny - entrenched transphobia and abuse of queer people - pervasive government inaction on climate change - colonialism
  50. RT katehinds: Today in find the cat
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  51. …in reply to @litacho
    litacho DuckDuckGo 🤍 I was a bit stealth!
  52. …in reply to @3lvis
  53. Found this linked out as I work through my onboarding checklist, which reminded me how much I miss elibud and beaulebens, but also that it's worth sharing it again with you 🤍 Every manager needs the magic of a work BFF - buff.ly/2HR1YiV
  54. When past Cate signed up for not one but two beauty boxes I thought she was losing it but it turns out she was arranging presents for future cates on days we might need them. Two arrived this week and y’know today was a day when it was good to get a little present from past Cate.
  55. …in reply to @catehstn
    Past cate’s used to be demons intent on the destruction of future Cate now they are good creatures arranging presents who could have thought. THERAPY I guess turns out it works.
  56. …in reply to @CAwkward
    CAwkward 🤍 me too!
  57. …in reply to @exlibrarykris
    @librarykris Thank you
  58. …in reply to @xorhearts
  59. …in reply to @inannamute
    inannamute Thank you! I am pretty particular about eye shadow but I will take a look :)
  60. …in reply to @inannamute
    inannamute oh cool! My main thing with eye shadow is that I don't like brushes, so I use the clinique pencils and YSL more shimmery ones mainly.
  61. …in reply to @CharlesSchwab
    CharlesSchwab Hi, there's no response on this number. Is there another way to contact? Can someone contact them?
  62. It’s unfortunate that there is no decent person in JKRs life with whom she has a relationship of sufficient respect and caring that they can sit her down and say... “Have you thought about being less of a jerk?”
  63. …in reply to @qkate
    qkate Yeah I only read commentary on the latest post but I think she’s missing some real power dynamics there.
  64. …in reply to @ComplicatedGent
    ComplicatedGent davidbrunelle Does clean sweats every day count? 😆 still doing hair and makeup almost every though, some standards need to be upheld.
  65. …in reply to @brindy
    brindy Now I miss sushi 😢
  66. RT anigeluk: The whole gender reform discussion has been highjacked by people with little knowledge of the subject. The purpose of gender…
  67. RT kthomas901: Thank you AppStore for putting WeReadTooApp on the “Apps We Love Right Now” list! 🤩
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  68. …in reply to @kthomas901
  69. RT ekp: D&I candidates: critical thread for the interview process. Also if you're hiring for D&I, you should be clear on these points
  70. My DMs have been hectic for the past few days so just a few tips: - read the job description - no really, read the job description - ask specific questions - be succinct
  71. …in reply to @Una
    Una I sit on an exercise ball 🙃
  72. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also noticed I made myself generally available, but only men took that opportunity. That hasn’t been the case when I specified underindexed folk. I _always_ try to make myself available to under-indexed folk particularly other women, so really, holla if I can be helpful to you.
  73. …in reply to @undefined
    ChrisComps1 It’s fine it’s not one person that’s a problem, it was many :)
  74. …in reply to @VManasvi
  75. …in reply to @ComplicatedGent
    ComplicatedGent davidbrunelle I mean they will at least be prevalent if not popular 😆
  76. …in reply to @ComplicatedGent
    ComplicatedGent Una Yes! Also stops me from continuing to work when I’m too tired :)
  77. …in reply to @undefined
    ChrisComps1 You’re welcome :)
  78. RT polotek: If there's one thing white people could really work on internalizing during this moment of clarity, it's all the ways in which…
  79. …in reply to @xorhearts
    xorhearts DuckDuckGo I would be lucky to get to work with you 🤍 I miss you!
  80. …in reply to @undefined
  81. One of my bffs randomly showed up with flowers today 😍 I love her 🥰🌻
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  82. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille Yeah such a nice surprise 😍 also I really wanted more flowers today so I felt like she read my mind 😆
  83. …in reply to @undefined
    ChrisComps1 Me too! I actually bought the same bouquet for myself a couple of weeks ago. SUNFLOWERS!! 🌻🌻🌻
  84. RT polotek: Trying to hold white men in leadership accountable is the one thing that has done the most damage to my career as a leader in…
  85. RT skamille: This week has me thinking about how so often the incredible leadership of my Black friends and colleagues is reframed as trou…
  86. …in reply to @undefined
  87. Yay I am free to roam again! Tuesday night: random fever Wednesday: called GP as per instructions Thursday: drive through test Saturday: this text I was never worried I had COVID but this is what it means to be a good citizen in a country that takes a pandemic seriously.
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  88. …in reply to @catehstn
    I felt a bit stupid calling the GP over what was obviously nothing but that is what we are supposed to do here. Also, the Physio screens me for COVID every time I visit so I won’t be allowed in without a negative test result (totally fair). simonharristd/1270241947794444288?s=21 SimonHarrisTD/1270241947794444288
  89. …in reply to @basthomas
  90. …in reply to @RisuToInu
    RisuToInu cmwalla DuckDuckGo Aww thank you!! If you want to DM me your address I’ll mail you some stickers when mine arrive :)
  91. …in reply to @basthomas
  92. …in reply to @FunnelFiasco
    FunnelFiasco Thanks 🤍
  93. …in reply to @blueben
    blueben Meh it’s fine, it’s not a secret I just blacked it out because I hate it. Thank you though :)
  94. …in reply to @FunnelFiasco
    FunnelFiasco Haha yeah happened a little while ago :)
  95. RT polotek: The anonymous asshole who decided to question my credentials is satisfied. I guess we can all go back, to what we were doing.
  96. …in reply to @polotek
    polotek Assholes who decide to randomly evaluate people* who say something that they don’t agree with on the internet need better fucking hobbies. *#notallpeople
  97. RT FunnelFiasco: catehstn 🎼A whole new Caaate🎶
  98. …in reply to @FunnelFiasco
    FunnelFiasco Hehehehe 😍🥰
  99. I will be FOREVER ANGRY about the thread on master/slave terminology where some dude showed up and said… “What about the feelings of future sentient machines?” FUTURE SENTIENT MACHINES?!? FUTURE SENTIENT MACHINES!!!!! WHAT ABOUT THE FEELINGS OF YOUR COWORKERS TODAY, DIPSHIT?!?
  100. …in reply to @catehstn
    This was over two years ago but I am STILL ANGRY.
  101. RT maria_fibonacci: Tech industry is more inclusive with diet restrictions than with people of color.
  102. …in reply to @RisuToInu
  103. …in reply to @susanalmon
    susanalmon This is the best video on the internet
  104. …in reply to @artismarti
    artismarti I mean another dude told me I was overreacting because it wasn’t meant the way I took it so 🤷🏻‍♀️
  105. …in reply to @wirehead2501
    wirehead2501 Oh no honey I’m so sorry 🤍
  106. …in reply to @wirehead2501
    wirehead2501 Awww 🤍🖤🤍
  107. …in reply to @JillianKozyra
    JillianKozyra No it was super easy but I had a fever. Doc also thought unlikely but it’s protocol. Testing centre was quiet. The main thing for travel is they are asking for people to quarentine on entry rather than testing them. Also having something stuck so far up your nose is horrible.
  108. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
  109. …in reply to @JillianKozyra
    JillianKozyra That change cannot come soon enough. They did also swab my throat 🤷🏻‍♀️
  110. …in reply to @artismarti
  111. RT polotek: This is the kind of self-reflection and work we require from white people. You don't have to hate yourself. You do have to ack…
  112. …in reply to @polotek
    polotek I really appreciate you sharing things like this 🤍
  113. My mom called confused by JKRs latest so I had to explain TERF-ey bullshit and the toxic nonsense of mumsnet but now she's going to read OhMiaGod's awesome book so this is overall a win 🤍 10 points to the house of human decency tyvm
  114. …in reply to @catehstn
    Your regular reminder that people not particularly on the internet and unfamiliar with TERF dogwhistles are finding out this in the media and it makes no fucking sense to them. Good time to raise awareness!
  115. …in reply to @OhMiaGod
    OhMiaGod You’re an angel 🤍 she is a retired GP so I will be interested to hear what she thinks of the “healthcare” experience.
  116. …in reply to @OhMiaGod
    OhMiaGod I will report back 💋
  117. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury Yeah I feel you.
  118. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
  119. …in reply to @hhavrilesky
    hhavrilesky That is beautiful!!
  120. RT lindseybieda: I literally started looking for a job when the ICE contract shit at GitHub came up. I'm not saying I'm awesome and that t…
  121. …in reply to @heratylaw
  122. …in reply to @catehstn
    My mom was super excited to find some white starlings, the bird watching group on Facebook lit up apparently 😆
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  123. …in reply to @SpinGrrl
    SpinGrrl 🤍🖤🤍
  124. RT EricaJoy: oh this resonates, so to be very clear: my end game is not “living in harmony.” my end game is the end of anti-blackness.…
  125. RT KristyT: Many white people are not prepared to have their mental models broken by seeing and taking orders from Black people. As long…
  126. Loved Hannahgadsby’s new show Douglas so much that I watched it a second time tonight with elibud after we watched it for movie night the week. It’s soooooooo funny and smart and thought provoking omg 😆🥰
  127. RT HPS_Vanessa: Friction is for losers.
  128. RT anjuan: I've worked in software development for over 20 years, and most of my career has been in management. I want to share something…
  129. .basthomas: “I need to go to sleep” Me: “wait I just found something exciting on the internet” I am a terrible friend 😆
  130. …in reply to @catehstn
  131. RT IfeomaOzoma: I shouldn’t have to share this story in the year of our Lord, 2020 - but here we are. I’m an alum of Yale, Google, FB, in…
  132. …in reply to @basthomas
  133. …in reply to @ComplicatedGent
  134. RT amaryah_sa: I keep thinking abt how JK Rowling invoked both lesbians & the fictive "men sneaking into bathrooms" to justify her transp…
  135. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
  136. RT polotek: TW: This is racist af. Sometimes I think about how arbitrary our relationship with numbers is. According to this, somewhere b…
  137. RT ableemily: Update: I’m not really sure what to say. I’m not sure how I’m supposed to go about my day, go to work etc, knowing more than…
  138. Every day I am in awe of the level of hatred skamille has for the mayor of nyc 😆
  139. RT juliepagano: Watching white dudes destroy things they care about through incompetence sure is a thing to watch, especially when you see…
  140. RT mekkaokereke: When George Floyd died, cops and police unions around the nation jumped to denounce the killing. "This is not what we do!…
  141. …in reply to @JillWohlner
    @jilljubs Thanks for sharing this, it was interesting. Are you going to share more insights and concrete results from the data?
  142. …in reply to @JillWohlner
    @jilljubs Amazing, looking forward to it. I believe it. Also, I totally agree that recruitment (and retention) should be a key success metric for engineering managers / directors especially. Getting people to want to work with you is a core part of the job.
  143. …in reply to @MoisheLettvin
    MoisheLettvin skamille all i want in life is for someone to love me with the intensity that camille hates de blasio
  144. …in reply to @Geek_Manager
    Geek_Manager healx so exciting!
  145. Since everyone is talking about email today, you should know we are hiring for a backend email engineer... DM me if you have any questions, especially if you are under-indexed! buff.ly/3fuJaV6
  146. …in reply to @endocrimes
    endocrimes Look it was you that first told me “does not spark joy” 😆
  147. RT endocrimes: Me: *talking about GRS* catehstn: “Marie Kondo that shit”
  148. …in reply to @endocrimes
  149. …in reply to @tammypetro
  150. …in reply to @kartar
    kartar Are you okay?
  151. …in reply to @kamilah
    kamilah That looks super tasty
  152. …in reply to @suziesheehy
    suziesheehy Aww happy birthday!
  153. It's not even 11am and I have fucked so many things up today 😢 but I also fixed them all and learned so I guess that's something.
  154. …in reply to @jon_bossenger
    jon_bossenger One of them was me going "oh i better fix this to prevent X from happening" and then as part of that... doing X 🤦‍♀️
  155. …in reply to @sixthessence
    sixthessence haha yeah, Git is a PITA if you haven't used it much recently!!
  156. …in reply to @kamilah
    kamilah ooh! if i cooked things i would cook this
  157. …in reply to @jon_bossenger
  158. i have been fighting with my computer for two days. the computer is winning. how do i surrender.
  159. …in reply to @seecoolguy
    seecoolguy we have gone so far beyond rebooting operating system has been reinstalled xcode has been removed and replaced
  160. …in reply to @jon_bossenger
  161. …in reply to @seecoolguy
    seecoolguy 😆 but also: not a sir
  162. …in reply to @Paul_IPv6
  163. RT Paul_IPv6: catehstn there is no surrender. there is pyrrhic victory when you smash the computer and light it on fire. ;)
  164. …in reply to @ScribblingOn
  165. …in reply to @undefined
  166. RT olaolusoga: Been struggling to articulate all the feelings that have been surfacing over the past few weeks. Writing this helped. http…
  167. …in reply to @olaolusoga
    olaolusoga Thank you for writing this. I really appreciated reading your perspective.
  168. …in reply to @seecoolguy
    seecoolguy Thank you!
  169. RT crayonbeam: 💥
  170. RT andytuba: .catehstn invested in a patio.
  171. …in reply to @ALadyJewel
    andytuba 😆🤍
  172. RT JillWetzler: The one good thing I'll say about mandatory unconscious bias training is it gave me the opportunity to take notes on who w…
  173. …in reply to @JillWetzler
    JillWetzler skamille Camille is expanding her brand 😆
  174. I went out to run a couple of errands and with the intention of buying a (reed) diffuser and somehow I came back with four lamps?!? Am I okay? I don't know.
  175. …in reply to @willmanduffy
    willmanduffy i don't know do we count the coasters you gave me as one or four domestic objects (also i still have those)
  176. …in reply to @easoncxz
    easoncxz Thanks for sharing your perspective, I agree that the conversation happening right now is not about comfort. That tweet was from a year ago, and as such was not about the current situation but the way that tech companies approach the concept of "inclusion".
  177. …in reply to @easoncxz
    easoncxz Yeah I do agree with you that is the goal. What the tweet was about was the idea that everyone should be "comfortable" during conversations about inclusion, which is also the context it resurfaced in: JillWetzler/1273643754793009152
  178. …in reply to @catehstn
    easoncxz IMO this is the big reason why most efforts for "diversity" fail, because majority groups expect it to be a comfortable process, but it inherently is not.
  179. Capybaras eat juice green plants. And also grass. photo.cate.blog/2020/06/capybaras-eat-juice-green-plants-and-also-grass/
  180. RT EricaJoy: um. do we need to get into this or do you think snapchat knows why this is fucked up?
  181. …in reply to @macgenie
    macgenie Haha this is a reed diffuser for the hall. I also have four of the electric kind.
  182. …in reply to @wirehead2501
    wirehead2501 Aww i am so sorry babe 🤍
  183. …in reply to @kthomas901
  184. RT jenisblathering: you know hollywood has a ton of rehab centers b/c substance abuse is so common well why don’t we have rehab for silico…
  185. …in reply to @JoannaChoukeir
    JoannaChoukeir sophiedennis Being nicer to and more considerate of future Cate has been really good for my life and general well being.
  186. So do y’all remember buritica’s intense kitchen tour? I have a follow up story... instagram.com/s/aGlnaGxpZ2h0OjE4MTE3MTg5MzU4MTA3Mzkw?igshid=hwsmv5xjxrfs&story_media_id=2310641818320323814
  187. …in reply to @catehstn
    Buried deep in there is a comment about a missing paring knife. I was like, Aha! The perfect new job gift. I will replace it. The thing is, I know nothing about kitchen implements. I pinged an expert (hi Cathmo!) and she identified the knife. So far so good.
  188. …in reply to @catehstn
    Unfortunately, William Sonoma blocks all traffic from Europe (hi, jerks) But eventually with a bit of help from _another_ friend, & having learned they also block European credit cards (whyyyyyy) we found the same knife on amazon. I ordered it. There was a two week wait. AGONY.
  189. …in reply to @catehstn
    I am impatient. I tell a couple of friends what I have done. I’m like, “what if someone else has the same idea and gets there first?” They say, “Cate, no one else is going to do this.” Finally, it arrives. I wait for a happy text, but nothing arrives 😢
  190. …in reply to @catehstn
    Eventually I text being like… “heyyyyyy did a package arrive maybe nbd” and well... JP does not seem to prioritize presents to the level I would hope. I message almost daily asking if he has found it. Finally the package room has been searched, records checked. It is not there.
  191. …in reply to @catehstn
    A setback. I am still Committed to this gift. I message support, get a refund, and... the original knife is gone. Do I get a larger one? Smaller one? The first package had a gift message. This time there’s no option so it will just be a knife. At least he will know it’s from me.
  192. …in reply to @catehstn
    Anyway today this series of messages arrived from buritica 😆
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  193. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille buritica I have accidentally committed fraud and will need to explain this to support.
  194. …in reply to @catehstn
    My favourite bit is that he thought he could have accidentally ordered two knives but not three 😆
  195. …in reply to @catehstn
    danshapiro I think this beats the hand cream situ.
  196. …in reply to @brindy
    brindy Lovely!
  197. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano Urgh sleeping in the same room as that cannot have been good for you. Glad it’s gone!
  198. …in reply to @danshapiro
    danshapiro The world is not ready for my commitment to the perfect gift 😢
  199. …in reply to @mattmiklic
    mattmiklic 🤍🖤🤍
  200. …in reply to @melanie_io
  201. …in reply to @therealfitz
  202. …in reply to @amye
    amye Thank you :)
  203. …in reply to @mattmiklic
    mattmiklic I miss you too 💔
  204. RT BerniceKing: Arrest the cops who killed #BreonnaTaylor.
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  205. Yesterday I got to go to the BEAUTY COUNTER (truly a Great Day) and today we are going to THE OCEAN. (Just Kinsale ~30m drive away but we are staying until Thursday so it is EXCITING!)
  206. …in reply to @catehstn
    Aside from the small adventure to the wildlife park I’ve been been contained in a ~5km radius for WELL OVER THREE MONTHS but finally we have been released into... a slightly larger containment area. Omg, an adventure!!
  207. RT nickstenning: I can't get over how perfect this is. If you set out to design an easy-to-understand example of how machine learning mode…
  208. …in reply to @catehstn
    Omg this was such a disaster 😭 I fucking hate Airbnb.
  209. …in reply to @ComplicatedGent
    ComplicatedGent Thank you
  210. …in reply to @catehstn
    It turns out we were supposed to be staying with a strange man and his cat so that was a bust but my friend gave me a chocolate lollipop and I have stopped crying 😢
  211. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury Omg that is adorbz
  212. …in reply to @ComplicatedGent
  213. …in reply to @ArcTanSusan
  214. …in reply to @endocrimes
    endocrimes 🤍🖤🤍
  215. …in reply to @ScribblingOn
  216. RT hellolanemoore: hi👋someone who takes Adderall for ADHD here! pls stop saying Trump is on Adderall & thats why he acts like this. I've b…
  217. RT EricaJoy: this letter gives a glimpse into the retconned narrative snap will push around that filter: “Smile! Happy Juneteenth; we’re…
  218. If one tweets whilst drinking is one drinking alone, really? 🍷
  219. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli Grace and Frankie!
  220. …in reply to @catehstn
    It’s been a shit day I wanted wine 😢
  221. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury Lmao I love your logic 🍷
  222. …in reply to @nwreg
    nwreg QuinceMountain Oh my what a perfect clever creature
  223. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury DuckDuckGo Aww yay! I’m glad you’re giving it a go! Did you install the app?
  224. …in reply to @catehstn
    The backstory: I was staying with my car that I had parked perpendicular because the town was packed, having fled from the Airbnb (although hilariously the guy had to give one of us a lift because we were 3 people and a 2 seater car). Shortly after a swarm of wasps arrived.
  225. …in reply to @catehstn
    This is the one photo I have of Kinsale. But at least it looks idyllic 🤔
  226. …in reply to @mendel
    mendel Cheers!! 🍷
  227. …in reply to @ArcTanSusan
  228. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury DuckDuckGo There’s a DDG search bar!
  229. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury DuckDuckGo Haha have you found it? I'm not totally sure how I did it but lmk if you need help.
  230. LGUKCare Hi, I have an Ultrafine 5K from ~2017 which I've been super happy with and works great with both previous Macbook Pros. However I bought a new macbook and the camera is lagging. I have tried _everything_ including a clean reinstall of the OS.
  231. …in reply to @catehstn
    There's a discussion here of other people with the same issue: discussions.apple.com/thread/251375319?login=true&page=3 However Apple refused to help and redirected me to you.
  232. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury Such cuties!
  233. …in reply to @Monroesmydog
    Monroesmydog QuinceMountain nwreg Nooooooooo where is this I must see it
  234. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
  235. …in reply to @SamanthaZeitlin
  236. AirbnbHelp hi I sent a message to support yesterday and it said I would get a response within 24h but still nothing. How long should I expect to wait?
  237. …in reply to @VPoltrack
    VPoltrack Lovely!! 🤍
  238. RT kamilah: YES. I know folks have started to say there were a lot of women, but let’s be frank, there were mostly white women, and it was…
  239. …in reply to @FunnelFiasco
    FunnelFiasco Hahaha :)
  240. …in reply to @justkelly_ok
    justkelly_ok I’m so sorry you’ve been subjected to this and I hope the hearing goes well and something is done about this guy. His behavior is appalling, but the amount of time it’s been going on must have caused you unimaginable distress.
  241. Got up this morning and put on pyjama pants and a sports bra and like... obviously one of those is going to be the wrong call 🙈
  242. You know someone’s work situation is bad when you tell them about the CIA simple sabotage handbook and listen to their mind being blown.
  243. …in reply to @Dark_Passenger7
  244. …in reply to @ScribblingOn
  245. Yesterday at WWDC Apple announced we'll get the ability to change the default browser. Today is a good day to consider joining our team to work on giving people more options and privacy on their mobile devices - buff.ly/2B4oR2j as always if you have Qs my DMs are open
  246. RT aaronreynolds: I have just invited a raccoon into the hammock with me and the raccoon has obliged.
  247. RT sirjoeldean: Did you know that you can manage your entire wordpressdotcom site from your phone using the WordPress mobile app? Join me…
  248. Me: gets upset Friend: tries to be helpful Me: urgh secure attachment people give the most bizarre advice 😭😆
  249. "we’ll never be unemployed due to our excessive common sense" ~elibud
  250. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury aww 🤍
  251. RT melanatedmomma: unless they are clear, speak up and say whatsup, i can’t anticipate or take responsibilities for someone’s emotions. i…
  252. …in reply to @webhat
    webhat aaronreynolds This is the greatest thing on the internet today.
  253. I AM GETTING A HAIRCUT ON MONDAY SO THIS IS WHAT HOPE FEELS LIKE WHO KNEW
  254. …in reply to @catehstn
    The amount of time, money and emotional energy I have been sinking into my hair is comparable to that of a pet or a partner so I wonder what I will do when it frees up 😆
  255. …in reply to @leftoblique
    leftoblique Oh yay! I was expecting it would be three more weeks but the numbers are so low and so stable they accelerated reopening! Super exciting!
  256. This is interesting - 10 tips for growing a globally distributed engineering team buff.ly/2VdcMyz / by jwswj
  257. …in reply to @juliaferraioli
    juliaferraioli 🤍🤍🤍
  258. RT polotek: Basically. Except who is "we"?
  259. RT DuckDuckGo: We're proud to help Apple identify trackers to block, giving hundreds of millions of people more simple privacy without any…
  260. RT nmsanchez: Just to give you a sense of things, my firm's inbound inquiries are up 1500% in the last 3 weeks. I hope Black-owned firms a…
  261. RT NPR: Ifeoma Ozoma and Aerica Shimizu Banks — two women who left their jobs at Pinterest over their treatment there — say the company's…
  262. Movie night continues, tomorrow we are watching Disclosure (Laverne Cox!!) @ 9pm UK / 4pm EST / 1pm PST (take a long lunch break!!) DM me to join.
  263. …in reply to @JillWohlner
    @jilljubs Yeah unfortunately so many people take the attitude of “I suffered so others must too”.
  264. …in reply to @JillWohlner
    @jilljubs 💯
  265. …in reply to @qkate
    qkate Pretty sure we had it in the UK but I wasn’t a huge fan.
  266. RT polotek: Whew. Yep. OH: Organizational debt is so much worse and malignant than tech debt. And it takes a lot more humility to recogni…
  267. …in reply to @polotek
    polotek skamille A few more months and Camille will have the depth of hatred for remote work she does for the mayor of nyc 😆
  268. This is so true and the whole thread is worth reading. Something current events has made clear to me is how few white people I know have black friends (or tbqh any friends who are PoC). I was somewhat aware of the statistics, but the reality of it has been... eye opening. polotek/1275646352681308162
  269. …in reply to @catehstn
    I have long joked that white men don’t have a word for sponsorship because they just call it going to work. White women have long been pushing to get more sponsorship, and it’s so important we pay it forward and build those relationships with other people who need that too.
  270. …in reply to @catehstn
    Anyway fun fact, I was a longtime fan of Marco and finally managed to befriend him by asking to have him on a panel I was moderating. He was amazing and thoughtful, of course, and I got to fulfil a long time goal of getting a dude on stage and asking about his wife 😆🤍
  271. …in reply to @blowery
    blowery 😆
  272. I got a series of patronizing messages from the guy from Sunday’s Airbnb disaster so I am about to go Full Karen in my review. I am oddly excited about this. ~€300 and a repository for all my unexpressed rage still works out cheaper than therapy.
  273. RT kamilah: Sir, it is not a debt of gratitude that you owe us, it is a debt, period.
  274. Omg it was good but I was close to tears for a _lot_ of it. endocrimes/1275887850232393729
  275. …in reply to @justkelly_ok
    justkelly_ok Oh my god any HUMAN should be repulsed by what he’s done and how is that possibly a legitimate reason I can’t even. I’m so sorry 🤍
  276. …in reply to @justkelly_ok
    justkelly_ok That is obscene.
  277. …in reply to @justkelly_ok
    justkelly_ok Yeah it’s unfortunate we can’t rely on any human to be repulsed and agree, I can’t believe he’s allowed to do that. It’s all so terrible. I’m so sorry.
  278. …in reply to @justkelly_ok
    justkelly_ok :( this all sounds like such an ordeal. And more waiting! You shouldn’t have to go through this 🤍🖤🤍
  279. …in reply to @Karnythia
    Karnythia polotek Fuck yeah! Go you!
  280. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
    LittleMxSurly Oh I feel you, i was there and it was horrible 🤍
  281. …in reply to @JohnHackworth
    JohnHackworth I can send you a wthic sticker if you want one 🤍
  282. …in reply to @LittleMxSurly
    LittleMxSurly Oh I don’t even know. I had the best part of two months off, it didn’t really help. Just one day it stopped feeling quite as bad. I am still struggling with some things though.
  283. …in reply to @justkelly_ok
    justkelly_ok That’s good 🤍🖤🤍 and always!!
  284. …in reply to @funkwit
    funkwit Urgh. We missed the listing wasn’t the entire place (I wish Airbnb made that more obvious in the UI), arrived and it was... extremely gross, then the dude arrived with his cat and said he would be sleeping in his office with the cat whilst we were there and just... no.
  285. RT IndiaDionna: so y’all know how I said I woke up from surgery w/more braids in my head than I came in w/and I thought it was the black n…
  286. …in reply to @funkwit
    funkwit Yeah and then he gave me a lecture on "personal responsibility" by email and I'm like, what about the personal responsibility to clean your fucking house dude?
  287. …in reply to @JohnHackworth
    JohnHackworth Actually VPoltrack designed them and it was kwugirl who set it up and gave me the first few, seriously the most thoughtful gift I have ever gotten. But DM me your address and I will send you some and some other stickers I have too 🤍
  288. …in reply to @according2eva
    according2eva eva did you join movie night without joining movie night? there's a channel! you can be in it!
  289. …in reply to @JohnHackworth
    JohnHackworth VPoltrack kwugirl I know I abandoned you 😆
  290. A creepy dude messaged me on Instagram and my limit for casual sexism from random men on the internet really has been fully exceeded for the week.
  291. …in reply to @catehstn
    This week I’ve been patronized and diminished and had random demands for my time and emotional labour and YES I AM ADORABLE BUT I NEVER EVEN POST SELFIES ON INSTA SO JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF BACK TO THE SWAMP STUPID COCKWOMBLE 😭
  292. …in reply to @catehstn
    Anyway it’s rare that this shit gets to me and of course there are bigger problems but honestly this week it just makes me want to cry.
  293. …in reply to @illicitonion
    illicitonion Aww what a precious baby thank you 🤍
  294. …in reply to @kitchenettekat
    kitchenettekat Exactly 😭
  295. …in reply to @undefined
  296. …in reply to @qkate
    qkate Urgh that sucks I’m sorry.
  297. …in reply to @SamanthaZeitlin
    SamanthaZeitlin Yeah I made it to mirror photo.cate.blog but there are also so many raccoons... I just made my account private.
  298. …in reply to @catehstn
    Okay after sleeping on it I just made my instagram private because there’s no need for it to be a source of inbound bs. If you’re someone who sees me as a human rather than a professional resource or prospective fuck puppet feel free to add me: catehstn (same as here).
  299. …in reply to @zoesqwilliams
    zoesqwilliams Never been big on classes but yeah I’m going back next week. I’m comfortable with the precautions though and the infection numbers and transmission rate here are very low. The gym is doing timed sessions, no changing rooms or showers, and cleaning between each one.
  300. …in reply to @catehstn
    zoesqwilliams We have to book in and there’s a designated waiting area etc. It sounds kinda stressful so likely I won’t go as often but I will definitely go.
  301. …in reply to @ventimocha
  302. …in reply to @undefined
    ChrisComps1 Lol I don’t quite get the pic but thank you
  303. RT polotek: The bar for white men is so fucking low it is astonishing sometimes. And the low expectations exhibited by so many Americans.…
  304. …in reply to @undefined
    ChrisComps1 that is cute :)
  305. HOTELS ARE REOPENING just impulse booked a trip to Killarney 😍 idk what’s there other than a lake and a 5* resort but those two things seem more than sufficient for my needs 😆
  306. …in reply to @rentalcustard
    rentalcustard Oh nice!!! I’m going Sunday - Wednesday so maybe I can go to dingle Saturday.
  307. …in reply to @beaulebens
    beaulebens Hahaha yes exactly
  308. This is so cute, I need to get a (smaller and less exciting) squirrel feeder - buff.ly/2TAvXkY
  309. …in reply to @comay
    comay 😍 I’ll send you another postcard!
  310. RT sandylocks: Intersectionality is not additive. It’s fundamentally reconstitutive. Pass it on.
  311. Please help basthomas and I resolve an argument. Which is better? [poll]
  312. …in reply to @catehstn
    One minute in and the results are already disappointing why do you people follow me.
  313. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano basthomas Raccoon + cheese ends up being just the raccoon, the cheese is redundant in that scenario.
  314. …in reply to @catehstn
    Look no cheese has bought this level of joy to anyone okay athough Bas definitely did make me look at a weird amount of cheese pictures this evening so I guess he likes it or something.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  315. …in reply to @catehstn
    Actually I doubt Bas has even met a raccoon so why am I debating this topic with him at all 🤔
  316. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    RachaelLudwick Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat Rachael 😢
  317. …in reply to @juliepagano
    juliepagano basthomas 🤍🖤🤍 it does help yes I want to say it would have been okay regardless but who can know where the fault lines of a relationship form?
  318. …in reply to @ALadyJewel
    andytuba Once they are combined only one can prevail. It is always the raccoon.
  319. …in reply to @caioflandau
    caioflandau basthomas See the raccoon eats the cheese it’s like Rock Paper Scissors the raccoon is the paper the cheese is the rock. The raccoon always prevails.
  320. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
  321. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury basthomas Just want to present raccoons the way they deserve. Too many Americans are only familiar with their local raccoons, which like many creatures in that country suffers from lack of health care and institutional violence.
  322. …in reply to @sharonw
    sharonw So much this 🤍
  323. Anxiety cornflakes 😆 samsanders/1276633181056163840
  324. THAT WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT GLINNER HAS BEEN BANNED FROM THIS HELLSITE!!! Maybe he will get a better hobby than harassing people or maybe he will just die alone and no one will give a damn. Can’t pretend to care either way. SadistHailey/1276720388601344000
  325. …in reply to @AWS_Snarkitect
    AWS_Snarkitect This one is A++
  326. It’s possible I got a bit carried away at the farmers market 🤔
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  327. …in reply to @ComplicatedGent
    ComplicatedGent 🤍 I also already had this going on
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  328. …in reply to @krtierney
    krtierney Hahaha thank you ☺️
  329. …in reply to @ComplicatedGent
    ComplicatedGent caioflandau basthomas Right but in the end all you have is raccoon, the raccoon is around the cheese 😆
  330. …in reply to @ComplicatedGent
    ComplicatedGent caioflandau basthomas 😆 okay you make a compelling argument for both but I can’t change the poll now so I’ll just point out that all that remains is raccoon 🦝
  331. …in reply to @basthomas
    basthomas 🙈😘
  332. …in reply to @basthomas
    basthomas Have you met a raccoon?
  333. …in reply to @basthomas
    basthomas Fair. I have not 😂
  334. It’s easy to mock the stupid comment about child free privilege but it’s so problematic. Forced sterilization is within living memory, and women are still in some places (including the USA) forced to carry unwanted pregnancies. Forgetting those things is a form of privilege.
  335. …in reply to @catehstn
    I am sure it’s hard to parent during a pandemic, and I am very thankful I rarely encounter any children let alone take care of any. But the concept of privilege is not a catch all for whatever is causing you stress; it’s an expression of structural inequity.
  336. Four hours left 🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🧀 catehstn/1276639512354082825
  337. …in reply to @cocoafrog
  338. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    RachaelLudwick Well raccoons are obviously better than cheese.
  339. …in reply to @RachaelLudwick
    RachaelLudwick What would it be better to have in a street fight? A raccoon or a block of cheese? Which would be more helpful around the house? Which is cuter?
  340. …in reply to @twostraws
  341. …in reply to @twostraws
    twostraws basthomas cocoafrog I don't want to think he hates raccoons but he _really_ loves cheese 😆
  342. …in reply to @VPoltrack
    VPoltrack 🤍🖤🤍 I was thinking about you earlier! So glad you are okay now 🦝
  343. …in reply to @kamilah
    kamilah Kamilah 😢
  344. …in reply to @basthomas
    basthomas twostraws cocoafrog Why do people like cheese so much 😭
  345. …in reply to @mongeliliana
    mongeliliana kamilah 😭 I'm not a big fan tbh none of this makes any sense
  346. …in reply to @kamilah
    kamilah juliaferraioli Aww both of you I love you despite your questionable taste in adventure sidekick or backup for a bar fight 🥰
  347. …in reply to @nheagy
    nheagy basthomas Why do people like cheese so much
  348. Aww basthomas sent me my favourite chocolate and a new and exciting chocolate 😍🥰
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  349. …in reply to @basthomas
    basthomas AND STROOPWAFEL 🥰
  350. …in reply to @nwreg
    nwreg 🤍
  351. RT aimafidon: "The computer doesn't care about the colour of your skin. It doesn't care about the group you belong to. It doesn't care if…
  352. TWELVE MINUTES PLEASE HELP VOTE RACCOON catehstn/1276639512354082825
  353. …in reply to @catehstn
    Over a hundred of you have betrayed me I thought we were friends 😭
  354. …in reply to @rossgrady
    rossgrady 😆 thank you I greatly appreciate that!! 🤍
  355. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille Omg Camille not you 😭😭😭
  356. …in reply to @skamille
    skamille This is because you live in a country without social support or proper healthcare. Once I take you to meet a Korean or Taiwanese raccoon you will change your mind.
  357. …in reply to @Ni1anj0na
    @kneelunge Nooooooo
  358. …in reply to @pilky
    pilky 😆
  359. …in reply to @Ni1anj0na
    @kneelunge I mean someone I know ate a raccoon but he promised me he would never do it again after we had A Talk about that.
  360. …in reply to @Ni1anj0na
    @kneelunge He did it before we knew each other everyone is on their own journey of learning.
  361. …in reply to @Ni1anj0na
    @kneelunge Yeah exactly 🤍
  362. …in reply to @FunnelFiasco
  363. …in reply to @plragde
    plragde skamille There are countries that take better care of inhabitants generally.
  364. …in reply to @duretti
    duretti 💔
  365. RT mekkaokereke: I really dislike articles like this, because they are dishonest. They gloss over the racial aspect of the specific type o…
  366. Deep pandemic misery today 😢
  367. RT rgarner: catehstn There was a bug in the Twitter polling system and it turns out raccoons are better than cheese
  368. …in reply to @rgarner
    rgarner Honestly I never doubted it but thank you 🤍
  369. …in reply to @jesslynnrose
    jesslynnrose I would love that. Maybe later? I’m trying to motivate myself to drive out into the country to a design store for a change of scene.
  370. …in reply to @ComplicatedGent
    ComplicatedGent Thank you 🤍
  371. …in reply to @catehstn
    I picked a great time to read this emotionally wrenching (but brilliant) novel. But at least it gave me a concrete thing to cry about 🙈 amzn.to/38fVS7W
  372. RT HopeGraceFury: catehstn It's really a Panda-emic 🐼 and everything is okay #TeamTrashPandaForever
  373. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
  374. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury Woah! Thank you for that new source of anxiety 😆
  375. …in reply to @HopeGraceFury
    HopeGraceFury Hahaha I am super unconcerned about getting Covid because it’s so under control here. I find the like... life changes much harder to deal with, and ofc I worry about people I care about in other places where things are not under control at all’s
  376. …in reply to @brindy
    brindy A jammie dodger WHATTTTTTTT
  377. …in reply to @undefined
    ChrisComps1 Yeah my parents live there, sounds really shitty right now :(
  378. RT endocrimes: so, so tired of people suggesting that my existence makes people less safe tbqh. Like jfc abusive men are going to be abusi…
  379. Why is JKR still talking I can’t even.
  380. …in reply to @kamilah
    kamilah Just done writing things that give people joy apparently.
  381. RT broatmilk: bisexual girls just compliment each other profusely until one is brave enough to admit what’s rly going on pls
  382. …in reply to @JoeSondow
    JoeSondow Before it started playing I briefly thought you had a raccoon and I was so happy for you 😢
  383. …in reply to @undefined
    ChrisComps1 Yes :) but thank you.
  384. …in reply to @saraheolson
    saraheolson I think she thinks if she keeps going long enough people will agree with her but someone needs to tell her persistence isn’t always a virtue.
  385. …in reply to @JoeSondow
    JoeSondow Same neuron density.
  386. …in reply to @jessfraz
    jessfraz Oh my god is that dog bigger than you?!? What will you do when it tries to eat you?!?!?
  387. …in reply to @catehstn
    CharlesSchwab Hi! They have been calling for weeks and can't get through. Is there another number? A way to request a callback? Anything?!?
  388. …in reply to @duretti
    duretti That’s great babe I’m so glad 🤍
  389. …in reply to @jon_bossenger
    jon_bossenger thank you! it's really nice to have a dedicated work space done how I want it. The thing is a glowforge :)
  390. We're hiring for designers DuckDuckGo, including someone to work closely with mobile (and me!) - buff.ly/2VgDwyk - if you have questions my DMs are open, particularly to under-indexed folk.
  391. RT pjf: Hallo! Your favourite privacy respecting search engine is looking for a senior designer! The role is fully remote, and not locked…
  392. …in reply to @duretti
    duretti I love this 🤍
  393. I would have loved to have had a manager like Mekka. This is such a great opportunity 🤍 mekkaokereke/1277715442912522242
  394. …in reply to @krusk
    krusk 🤍🤍🤍 so glad you’re getting to a better place!!
  395. RT triketora: funny, this logic never seemed to apply to me. i guess women aren’t expected to ever become the boss huh
  396. …in reply to @duretti
    duretti I want to rt this so badly
  397. RT caraesten: cis people don't realize how alienating it feels to watch people like this tell people they should be friends with people wh…
  398. …in reply to @EricaJoy
    EricaJoy Oh my god that bio is... I had to stop reading. What an awful awful man.