catehstn’s avatarcatehstn’s Twitter Archive—№ 656

    1. Lol was just my friends emergency get out call so she could escape from a bad date. "Are you okay?" "I'm as bad as you need me to be".
  1. …in reply to @catehstn
    Unsurprised as earlier "he's been asking me out for weeks" "that isn't a reason to go on a date, it's a reason to get a restraining order".
    1. …in reply to @catehstn
      I'm grateful to my friend for reminding me why I don't bother to date in London.