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  1. My sister is talking about weddings, "what was her dress like?" Me: "white" her: "what were her bridesmaids wearing?" Me: "dresses".
    1. …in reply to @catehstn
      Then she's all "good thing we didn't take you dress shopping today" me: "that's a shame I have some great statistics for such an occasion".
      1. …in reply to @catehstn
        Then told her statistically less likely to get divorced because she is over 25. Pretty sure I am doing this sister of bride thing real good.