catehstn’s avatarcatehstn’s Twitter Archive—№ 12,784

  1. That thing where you don't go straight to the gym you schedule something with another human and in waiting for them lose the ability to move
    1. …in reply to @catehstn
      Still the boss (me) has given the minion (also me) tomorrow off for being so fucking badass this week. They are going to a museum together.
      1. …in reply to @catehstn
        Life rule: when I start talking about myself in the 3rd person plural it is time to go to sleep.
        1. …in reply to @catehstn
          Ai past cate drank all the tea (again) what is future cate to do because present cate can't deal and is going to sleep 💤