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    1. I save my romantic side for aryareaisparsi alone 💜
      oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
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    Me: "I always thought I would be divorced by 30" aryareaisparsi: "do you want to get divorced in Vegas too?"
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    1. …in reply to @catehstn
      I now have two men offering to divorce me. Is this how The Secret works? Anyway it is too late - I turn 30 next week.
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        I feel okay about turning 30 now because I have a 3 step plan.
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        1. …in reply to @catehstn
          1) pretend it's not happening 2) disappear to a pacific island with little internet 3) run away to rio with my girl krusk
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