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      1. I complain to faux husband about how boring life is lately and he tells me he had a car accident and nearly died.
    1. …in reply to @catehstn
      I am simultaneously filled with love and rage for the worst faux husband ever.
  1. …in reply to @catehstn
    Also the best faux husband. I'm so glad we decided to be not married when we were in North Korea 💜