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I met a dating coach and she says she can fix my love life (although it turns out this doesn't mean helping me become a lesbian).
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Anyway she says I have to decide where to live why is it that all problems come down to this decision.
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She also suggested I stop talking to my favorite ex and I was like "but the ROI on dating is very low and that was the only one worthwhile".
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Ex's response to this was "aww that tweet about me is very sweet ☺ i didn't realize i was contributing to some kind of problem though"