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A guy is ranting about airport design. But it all makes sense when he says "I am an engineer". What does he engineer? Ships.Permalink On twitter.com
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He keeps interrupting woman, now he's talking about being hungover. Y'all will be sad when the plane takes off and I can't live tweet it.Permalink On twitter.com
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"I tell my wife plan your holiday with the kids when I'm not here."Permalink On twitter.com
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Lengthy rant about having to say hello to people in the elevators. One of life's great problems, really.Permalink On twitter.com
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Talking about ex girlfriends in Finland because Finnish men drink too much or too quickly. Yikes.Permalink On twitter.com
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"I go to the bar at 7pm and at 10pm and by then all the guys are drunk or sleeping but the girls are all still awake."Permalink On twitter.com
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I am not an expert on romance but this sounds even more horrible than i expect.Permalink On twitter.com
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He just made a terrible noise it sounded like a rhinoceros with a cold.Permalink On twitter.com
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Now he is snoring 💤 so this got boring quickly.Permalink On twitter.com
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The snoring has stopped if this was an Agatha Christie he would be dead. But I think he's alive. The man behind him has now started snoring.Permalink On twitter.com
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I appear to be on a plane full of men and many of them are sleeping how can I use this situation to take down the patriarchy.Permalink On twitter.com
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He is still breathing. The flight is taking off.Permalink On twitter.com
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Is it just me that worries people are dead when they are sleeping? Ex boyfriends have complained about waking up to find me checking pulse.Permalink On twitter.com
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(I am not going to check his pulse I am on a plane it's easy to get arrested. Also, so far I don't like him.)Permalink On twitter.com
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Well that was boring we are in Amsterdam and he slept all the way and now he is rambling about this woman's luggage. Oddly fixated on it.Permalink On twitter.com
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Other guy next to me asked me to get off the plane when doors aren't even open and our friend threw my phone charger putting on his coat.Permalink On twitter.com
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It may not surprise you to learn that he did not apologise or appear to even notice. Now I can't find my battery :(Permalink On twitter.com
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His parting words to that woman were "enjoy! This is the best airport in the world" and she said "I have been here several times".Permalink On twitter.com
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Also I have my battery yay and this concludes The Adventure of the Terrible Man on a Plane.On twitter.com