catehstn’s avatarcatehstn’s Twitter Archive—№ 24,484

          1. Rob on eating alligator leather "it probably doesn't taste good but if you were starving, it would probably keep you alive for another day."
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          Rob is also something of an expert on brain parasites.
          oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
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        "Some people are really pithy on Twitter. I am this table. But on twitter. That is me." ~rob_dodson
    1. …in reply to @catehstn
      "A power slide is like a move but a power law is like... A self reenforcing thing. It's like the App Store."
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    "Wait can I say something else? Hedgehog. Polar bear. River otter. Cuddle pile."
    1. …in reply to @catehstn
      "Look up an Amazonian Otter they aren't as cute; they are kind of slimy and evil. A San Francisco otter is like 'I has a mollusc'."
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        "I thought you were googling Amazonian otter… That is not the otter you thought. That's like a big evil river rat. They are like snake rats"
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          "Look at Alice. She is like… lost in otterland."
          oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
        2. …in reply to @catehstn
          "Look at that face. You know that face is going to grow up to eat your head."
          oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API