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Rob on eating alligator leather "it probably doesn't taste good but if you were starving, it would probably keep you alive for another day."
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"Some people are really pithy on Twitter. I am this table. But on twitter. That is me." ~rob_dodson
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"A power slide is like a move but a power law is like... A self reenforcing thing. It's like the App Store."
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"Wait can I say something else? Hedgehog. Polar bear. River otter. Cuddle pile."
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"Look up an Amazonian Otter they aren't as cute; they are kind of slimy and evil. A San Francisco otter is like 'I has a mollusc'."
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"I thought you were googling Amazonian otter… That is not the otter you thought. That's like a big evil river rat. They are like snake rats"

