catehstn’s avatarcatehstn’s Twitter Archive—№ 24,488

                1. Rob on eating alligator leather "it probably doesn't taste good but if you were starving, it would probably keep you alive for another day."
              1. …in reply to @catehstn
                Rob is also something of an expert on brain parasites.
                oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
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              "Some people are really pithy on Twitter. I am this table. But on twitter. That is me." ~rob_dodson
          1. …in reply to @catehstn
            "A power slide is like a move but a power law is like... A self reenforcing thing. It's like the App Store."
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          "Wait can I say something else? Hedgehog. Polar bear. River otter. Cuddle pile."
      1. …in reply to @catehstn
        "Look up an Amazonian Otter they aren't as cute; they are kind of slimy and evil. A San Francisco otter is like 'I has a mollusc'."
    1. …in reply to @catehstn
      "I thought you were googling Amazonian otter… That is not the otter you thought. That's like a big evil river rat. They are like snake rats"
  1. …in reply to @catehstn
    "Look at Alice. She is like… lost in otterland."
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API