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    1. I accidentally ordered something that looks like food but is actually a plate of fire. Aiiiiiiii 👅🔥
      oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1. …in reply to @catehstn
    The poor waitress tried to give me milk and eventually took the fire away from me and gave me an enormous plate of veggie fried rice.