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        1. Agua caliente por favor!! Soy frío! Muerte! ❗️🚿🔥🛌
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        (A man is here possibly rescuing me. So far he has kissed me, asked about my boyfriend, and borrowed my glasses)
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      I need an imaginary boyfriend please make up some characteristics for him Twitter and explain why he is not here.
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    I would but I used up my imagination catastrophizing.
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      Woah y'all are doing a lot better than "he is busy pretending to be Elmo in Times Square".
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        Another man has arrived. The terrible sawing noise has been resolved. Windows closed. Gas turned on. Still no agua caliente.
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          The second man has diagnosed the problem and the first has gone to buy a standard AA battery. Being domesticated is so hard.
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            And my test is only kind of working and I am too tired to fix it now 😱
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              There will be no hot water tonight. I will have another cold shower. 🚿❄️☠⚰
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                Stay tuned tomorrow for another episode of "Cate tries to be domesticated in Colombia".
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                  Argh someone rang the doorbell and I didn't answer but now I am totally freaked out and just barricaded the door with all the chairs.
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                    Luckily there are a lot of chairs. Should I add a glass coffee table? I need to be sure it will make a lot of noise so I can sleep.
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                      How do you even barricade tbh I don't know. I just lined them all up. I cannot live in such a large place without hot water by myself.
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                        Taking an implement from the kitchen back to bed with me. It's dirty, but I am not planning on cooking with it.
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                          Everybody: I am alive and it's possible that barricading the door and taking he kitchen implement to bed was an overreaction.
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                            Nobody needs to know but us 💋
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                              Hahahaha checked my email it was someone coming to fix the hot water.
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