catehstn’s avatarcatehstn’s Twitter Archive—№ 28,933

          1. Still no plane ticket and I came to airport to find Avianca and they are closed. It looks like I'm going to have to live in JFK forever.
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          I accidentally a new life as an airport mole-person. Admittedly I have trained for this moment. But I wish I had got to choose the airport.
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        The train stopped running and the replacement busses appear to be imaginary. My plan is to walk to terminal 7, beg AirCanada to rescue me.
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      If only I had the skills and amorality to break into this machine, drive it to freedom.
      oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
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    "The train is broken and your busses are imaginary" she cried as she collapsed, weeping, into the snow.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
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      After all of that AirCanada have gone and there is nothing for it. Now I live in JFK and this is not what I hoped for from life.
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        "Starbucks and sobbing" it's like "Netflix and chill" but not because you are all alone and live in an airport now.
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          Okay the end is in sight for the dramatic story of Cate the Airport Mole Person. I have a plane ticket out of this terrible place tonight.