catehstn’s avatarcatehstn’s Twitter Archive—№ 33,094

    1. My mom: "is it safe?" Me: "I'm sure it's fine" Her: "you always say that" Me: "and it's always fine"
  1. …in reply to @catehstn
    She asks my dad to weigh in. My dad: "it'll be fine" Her: "do you know anything about it?" Him: "no" Her: "you're as bad as each other"