catehstn’s avatarcatehstn’s Twitter Archive—№ 33,258

  1. The couple enjoyed a romantic sunset whilst I inched into pool hyperventilating+swearing, with splashing and choking after I swam into wall.
    1. …in reply to @catehstn
      Night swimming on the roof is very beautiful but very cold and also the pool is tiny & if I don't pay attention I will concuss myself again.
      1. …in reply to @catehstn
        I haven't concussed myself in water before but I imagine that would turn out worse than it usually does.
        1. …in reply to @catehstn
          "How many concussions have you had cate?" well let me tell you some things about concussions.
          1. …in reply to @catehstn
            1) they are increasingly easy to get. 2) that makes it very hard to keep count.
            1. …in reply to @catehstn
              8 or so? A couple skiing, snowboarding, that time a tv fell on my head, when weighted ball landed on my head, when I fell down the stairs…
              1. …in reply to @catehstn
                It's actually been quite a long time since I last concussed myself so am I really living my best and most exciting life?