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Gave my talk and I am not dead. I would post a reassuring message on slack but none of my team seemed to take the possibility seriously.
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But a pack of vicious animals tried to eat me in elevator the other week and the engineer who was with me petted one of them so go figure.
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Pro-tip: if a pack of vicious animals try to eat your boss, don't pet them. She may find it hard to forgive you.