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    1. There were too many men in the swimming pool so I just swam butterfly until they stopped getting in my way.
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    Sometimes I think the reason why I hate brogrammers so much is that I'm stronger, smarter, and infinitely more adorable than any brogrammer.
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      This is also true of raccoons, and why I believe raccoons will reclaim San Francisco from the brogrammers and then humans can return.
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