catehstn’s avatarcatehstn’s Twitter Archive—№ 39,312

  1. Book a jet ski and guy asks "a double or two singles?" I look at my hotel room and concede: fair assumption.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
    1. …in reply to @catehstn
      My hobby: going to very romantic places by myself and explaining that I don't have a husband to random people.
      1. …in reply to @catehstn
        Random dude picked me up in his van as I was walking down the street earlier. Told me it was weird I don't have a husband because I'm cute 😂