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Halp. I think I have a date tonight. What do I do.Permalink On twitter.com
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So far I have: put on makeup and a more flattering outfit, don't accidentally invent a pet owl. What else?Permalink On twitter.com
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He barely speaks English and I barely speak Spanish and idk but I think this may work in my favor. Also he is adorable.On twitter.com
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But unfortunately omfg an engineer I cannot escape them no matter how hard I try.Permalink On twitter.com
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Is it appropriate to take xanax before a date? Asking for a friend aka Future Cate 1 hour from now.Permalink On twitter.com
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Compromised on cannabis tea (impulse buy) which smells dreadful and probably has no efficacy. Also, last minute preparation.Permalink On twitter.com
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Last time he saw me I had literally been crawling around in a river so this must be an improvement?Permalink On twitter.com
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Haven't vomited so I would say so far things are going better than I expected.Permalink On twitter.com
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Okay that was an A++ date and also A++ Spanish lesson I am only dating in Spanish from now on. Also. Seeing him again tomorrow.Permalink On twitter.com