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    1. Men who start randomly kissing you one week and the next are like "do you have a boyfriend?" and "don't tell anyone".
  1. …in reply to @catehstn
    And I am all... "So you don't want me to tweet about this?" 🤔
    1. …in reply to @catehstn
      This is why before going on a date it can be a good idea to construct a fake identity.