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  1. Amazed friends still talk to me about dating when I'm all "maybe he will be eaten by a rat" or "handcuff him and maybe hit him on the head".
    1. …in reply to @catehstn
      In my defence I would make more positive comments if my friends dated less shitty men.
      1. …in reply to @catehstn
        "Hit him on the head" was to an argentino friend. It's important to localize your advice and that is probably not a good idea everywhere.