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Today cute waiter told me he was going on vacation and I told him I was going back to Europe.Permalink On twitter.com
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I didn't ask him to run away with me and continue tending to my needs because I don't know how to say that in Spanish.Permalink On twitter.com
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"Will you be my Grover" I need to work on my pickup lines even in my native tongue. This is why I will die alone.On twitter.com
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Ultimately we all die alone though. So there is that.Permalink On twitter.com
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This got dark very quickly. Or perhaps in the expected timeframe. Idk.Permalink On twitter.com