catehstn’s avatarcatehstn’s Twitter Archive—№ 44,897

        1. Today cute waiter told me he was going on vacation and I told him I was going back to Europe.
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        I didn't ask him to run away with me and continue tending to my needs because I don't know how to say that in Spanish.
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      "Will you be my Grover" I need to work on my pickup lines even in my native tongue. This is why I will die alone.
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    Ultimately we all die alone though. So there is that.
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      This got dark very quickly. Or perhaps in the expected timeframe. Idk.