catehstn’s avatarcatehstn’s Twitter Archive—№ 47,323

        1. Internet please tell me I look adorable.
          oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
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        Thanks for all the validation y'all. I went on a date with a man who is not a programmer, accountant, or my doorman.
    1. …in reply to @catehstn
      He didn't murder me and I didn't feel the need to live tweet it so I'm counting it a success.
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    Me on a date all "please don't find out about my internet persona."
    1. …in reply to @catehstn
      Nothing wrong w/dating doorman but should be a deliberate thing not e.g he randomly starts kissing you and you go along out of politeness.
      1. …in reply to @catehstn
        Do these things only happen to me? Anyway. Important thing is he didn't murder me and I don't need to leave the country.
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          Omg nearly forgot!! I also didn't accidentally give him the impression I have a pet owl. In part because I didn't construct a fake identity.
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            I am getting so much better at being a human. Past cate would be so shocked.