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Internet please tell me I look adorable.Permalink On twitter.com
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Thanks for all the validation y'all. I went on a date with a man who is not a programmer, accountant, or my doorman.Permalink On twitter.com
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He didn't murder me and I didn't feel the need to live tweet it so I'm counting it a success.Permalink On twitter.com
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Me on a date all "please don't find out about my internet persona."Permalink On twitter.com
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Nothing wrong w/dating doorman but should be a deliberate thing not e.g he randomly starts kissing you and you go along out of politeness.Permalink On twitter.com
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Do these things only happen to me? Anyway. Important thing is he didn't murder me and I don't need to leave the country.Permalink On twitter.com
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Omg nearly forgot!! I also didn't accidentally give him the impression I have a pet owl. In part because I didn't construct a fake identity.Permalink On twitter.com
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I am getting so much better at being a human. Past cate would be so shocked.On twitter.com