catehstn’s avatarcatehstn’s Twitter Archive—№ 49,794

    1. **stress rock vibrates repeatedly**
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    I am in an airport. I have lost the will to live.
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      Boarding for my flight theoretically closes in 2 minutes. I have been queuing for the last 90, not even in security queue yet.
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        Woman behind me: “je ne reviens jamais en France” then qualifies it “pas en avion, alors” MOI MÊME 😭😭😭😭😭
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          **stress rock vibrates, again**
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          Flight has left without me. I got to the airport >2 hours ago. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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            Spent the past 20 minutes trapped in some no-mans land in the airport or in more fucking queues oh my god what fresh hell is this.
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              I have a new plane ticket and in perhaps the most unexpected turn of events this morning, I have also aquired a teenage boy.
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                Ceci n’est pas un aéroport.
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                  He sells firearms!
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                    I’ve spent the last 90 mins within 2m of a screaming baby and I am going to start crying any minute also 😭😭😭😭😭
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                      My luggage arrived & I’m leaving this airport with over 12 hours before I leave for the next airport so things are looking up.
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            flybe what do I do now?!?