catehstn’s avatarcatehstn’s Twitter Archive—№ 56,183

                        1. Ahhhh there is an exhibit called “high society” at the Rijks and this is perfect for a series of pictures in which I will make up a series of breakups...
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                        “The one who moved to Hollywood to pursue his dream of being an actor after that one commercial... last you heard he waits tables now.”
                        oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
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                      “The one who loved his dog more than you.”
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                    “The ~mostly~ functional alcoholic you dated during your party phase.”
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                  “The last much older man before seeking out therapy for daddy issues.”
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                “The emo one”
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              “The one that got too into Palio. And soylent. You know. The douchey one.”
              oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
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            “The one who desperately needed his fathers approval but could never get it.”
            oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
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          “The one everyone thought was the perfect boyfriend but actually... he was super controlling.”
          oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
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        “That one lesbian experience in high school.”
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      “That other lesbian experience at uni.”
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    “The girl you never kissed but still dream about sometimes.”
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      “The biggest mistake. Let’s not discuss it.”
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        “The one who left in the middle of the night with your heart, all your Tegan and Sarah CDs and $1000.”
        oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
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          “The only man you ever really loved and the woman he left you for.”
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            “The one who became a lawyer.”
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              “That one wild night in New York...”
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                “The tortured artist who never paid for dinner.”
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                  “The one who most needed therapy (which is saying something).”
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                    “The accountant.”
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                      “That lost weekend in Paris.”
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                        I think I am out of portraits y’all but that is a good one to end on... I promise I only subtweeted some of my exes, and I won’t tell you which 😇